At the mercy of the Janny edition
genuinely wish poleaboo would kill himself
cara
>>61581786
don't think jannys shift has started yet
doing my best
>>61581809
your last words
Just a wank to what turned out to be child porn haha whoops
how do they have such a good record
standing my ground
>>61581748
>It's a BMW, they'll outlive you
Bmws are shite nowadays for reliability
>>61581797
Kind of wanna see if he makes it through the transformation into a women first
Anyone else get annoyed about the fact if you want a decent fast car you will need to purchase a classic?
Anything built after 2001 that is fast costs £500 a year to tax.
>>61581872
>cagerunts being upset
nice
ought to tax them even more 2bh
doing an alcoholism
>>61581905
Enjoy your impetence bikehomo
>>61581872
>Anything built after 2001 that is fast costs £500 a year to tax.
lol at the brits complaining about tax
my old car was €1000 per year and thats only if you payed it in a lump sum
That £500 is only for ferraris and stuff right? A 535d would be cheaper yes?
decided to look up hotpockets on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt1fiitz1YM
i have never heard of these annoying runts before but they have 10m subscribers
How is this chain of messages?
I'm not gonna scare her off again am I?
>Do you own any other costumes, such a princess dress or some other kind of dress a younger girl would wear?
>Hi, I have young outfits. You're more than welcome to being anything along you'd like me to wear :) x
>OK, I'm just into humiliation & degradation, it's just that if you can dress younger (a school girl is rather mundane) than that would be more humiliating for me.
>Your profile mentions "small cock humiliation", that's a bit dull for me, do you have more to work with?
>Hi, I have been specialising in domination and roleplay for a few years now. I'd ask you the type of things you like, your limits! X
>How precise do you need me to be?
>I'm not entirely sure what my triggers are, I just know I want to be humiliated and degraded.
>You can assume I have no limits but for a good session do you need to know more about what I like?
>thought girl liked me
>has become clear that she doesn't
End it.
>>61581923
>cagerunts still sticking to this tired myth
enjoy your obesity, stress and ED
Don't reply to it.
>>61581937
No its based on co2 produced and naturally any fast car with a good engine produces a lot of co2. So any car tgat doesn't gave an asmatic 1.2l engine had high tax.
I'm paying £300 a year on a turbo 1.8l
Who /middle angles/ here
With the Dane on this one, car 'people' need to be binned en masse.
Ride a bicycle you fat pleb.
>>61581971
Enjoy jumping out your skin as I blare my horn and splash you with mud as a roar by.
>>61581608
please watch our election
>>61582010
>>61581958
welcome to the meat grinder
reminder that top gear raced a bike, a boat, public transportation and a car across london
the car came last
>>61582000
imagine walking around britain at 1000 AD
imagine just looking at the people and what the place looks like
>>61581958
A most unfortunate turn of events
>ride a bike
Ah yes I can understand why you would need a car if you're an arrogant student or neet, but I drive 40 miles every day because I have a job.
>>61581999
>its tt fag
alri
but you car is just old, modern cars are much cheaper lad, an 09 535d is pretty fast and its only £230 the petrol is £270
ah yes, the welsh populace
>>61582089
would do anything to travel back then
> always see posts on r9k like "how do I tell if a girl likes me"
>I literally had sex with a girl who told me a week later she doesn't like me
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL BOTCHES BE CRAZY
>>61582131
the girls in that pic trigger my gender dysphoria
Buying an mg gt and putting a rover v8 in it lads.
>>61582181
Runt as fuck.
>>61582086
cars are haram
>>61582113
>living 20 miles from work
jesus lad, i walk to work
>>61582123
All AFFORDABLE fast cars have high tax. 09s still cost an arm and a leg.
>>61582089
The population of England in 1086 AD was 1,710,000 as opposed to the 53,012,456 we have now to put things into perspective
It must've been a very different time
>>61582209
I ride a steam-wagon for an hour each way baka.
>>61582209
Not all if us have interchangable telesales jobs you cam find anywhere and need to look further afield
>>61582223
mental hahaha
doing a morris dance
>>61582213
lol are you looking to spend like 2k
just get a gti or something
theres loads of stuff out there for cheap yous have the best market
just watched an eye opening hot pockets review
the texture wasn't crunchy, it had an all round buttery aroma+taste yet lacked the "spiciness" in which the packet claimed it would deliver
>Hey look at me and my car
>vroom vroom it goes fast!!!!!
Runt confirmed.
>>61582254
I just moved mate, not worth the hassle of a commute every morning
>>61582195
Classic cars are the sign of the affluent middle class though.
1 2 3 4 5 doesn't matter how many times I try
I love my mum
>>61582285
you stick to anime
>>61582295
t. Nouveau riche mong
>>61582318
me too
doing an aeropress and toast
>>61582295
You've fallen for the meme already, not sure I can save you.
Hedonic treadmill is a fucker.
When we annexing Ireland lads?
>>61582354
U saying u love my mum too or u love ur mum too?
>>61582181
Good lad, thinking of getting a Triumph Stag
>>61582379
ireland will be more powerful than britain within our lifetimes.
screen shot this
>>61582400
I love our mom
might go to a car show tommorow
there was an xj220 there last year
>been a month at my new job
>the guy that was going to be my manager is still in the hospital and won't be back for a year
>I've inherited his job
>MD has explained that he see's me as the same ranking as the guy in the hospital now and it's been decided I report to the MD even if he comes back.
>guy in hospital has the title "director of operations" and a much fatter pay cheque
How long should I wait to address this? I want the same money and a similar title if we're the same rank.
*puts 2 condoms in my jacket pocket*
hopefully i'll need these
>i fell for the aeropress(tm) meme
ah yes cars
> Ahh yes I am a normie drone, excuse me while I stand in the entrance to Tesco with 10 of my other normie drone clones talking about last night's epic party at Deano's
god I want to fucking massacre them
kαλημερα στους μαλαkες αγγλους, γιατι οι γυναιkες σας ειναι τοσο ασχημες?
>>61582408
Smh
>he fell for the materialism meme
>becoming decadent
>>61582425
kaneueey meuakek oi oac eiva toogo aonxney desu
>>61582411
t. cucked by billionaires
>>61582422
>one person per car
>WOWEEE LOOK AT THAT CAR
>WOWZER I BET IT GOES FROM POINT A TO POINT B (marginally) FASTER THAN MY CAR!!!!
>>61582402
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you're already dead
>>61582479
ah yes cars are famous for their ability to fit 70-80 people
>>61582479
average is 1.5 people per car in the UK (during journeys).
>>61582494
there's a reason pizza delivery guys use mopeds
>>61582411
God damn nigga. That Matte paintwork is slick lad
>>61582536
>1.5
wut
>>61582555
Are you dense mate?
>>61582553
it was the only one I had saved
>>61582536
>>61582555
murderer!!!
>a car? Why would I own such an archaic contraption? I am am enlightened public trasport user that is saving mother earth.
>>61582565
yes
I hope they tax the ever living fuck out of you car driving runts.
>B-BUT I DONT UNDERSTAND EXTERNALITIES!!!!!
>>61581801
this 2bh
don't wanna talk to this girl i've been messaging anymore lads
what do
let's accommodate cars above all else that will certainly make for nice places to live
>Why yes I will indeed move into a £1000 a month tiny one bedroom flat in a paki shithole in between 2 mosques instead of staying in my parents big comfy 3 bedroom house for the sole purpose of gaining a tiny bit of street cred when I tell people I have my own place
I live in a trailer aha
>>61582635
>>61582635
t. middle class nuclear family and probably an only child
used to get bullied for having a welsh name
mfw
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36649237
>Why yes I will stay living with my parents like some sort of pathetic man-baby, surely everyone else lives between two mosques and spends an unreasonable amount on rent. They're fools!!
>Now, where did I put my Hobgoblin? Mother! come here at once!!!
>I hope they tax the ever living fuck out of you car driving runts.
>>61582634
that's not a residential zone
>Why yes I have a welsh name
>>61582687
Why do so many Welshies have the surname 'Jones'? I swear to God every Welsh lad I bump into has that surname, and a lot of Rugby players have it too.
>>61582700
Zoot Suits are effay as fuck though, they'll be back soon.
A lot of things get 'dora'd on here but being anti car is one that is a genuine fedora opinion 2bh.
can't watch this green room without expecting patrick stewart to say something nonsensical about his degenerate sex life with hayley
this would be nice
>>61582723
Somebody hat this post
>>61582705
>zoning
runt
>Prefix post with 'Why yes' or 'Ahhh yes'
>success rate sky-rockets
hhhmmmmm
>degenerate
>>61582745
it's clearly america, you wank
>>61581797
>himself
>>61582744
was gonna but finding a good hat.jpg seems like too much effort
>degenerate
Business idea: delicious 0-calorie food.
>>61582744
It's true though. A fedora opinion is a contrarian opinion that the holder believes makes him better than the group he holds the opinion about.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10645175
http://www.strawpoll.me/10645175
http://www.strawpoll.me/10645175
^^ C R U C I A L ^^
Is Gove a robot or something? I watched a few interviews and he sounds like a very early press release draft read by Google Translate's text-to-speech function.
>>61582784
>what are ice cubes
>le danish architecture student at Aalborg Universitet gimmick
>>61582683
how to children of cuckold families even get here ? 4chan is for the privileged desu
>It's true though. A fedora opinion is a contrarian opinion that the holder believes makes him better than the group he holds the opinion about.
>>61582828
>Tfw you know that you'll have PM Gove instead of PM Borris
Has 'cuck' gone mainstream? Will it?
>>61582828
why do people think he stabbed boris in the back ?
it's obvious boris has the leverage against him and gove is the fall guy . boris will take over as cameron did cleaning up the mess after brown so no matter what he does he'll be a hero. gove will be reviled. osborne won't get a whiff at the premiership .
>>61582843
>Not cucking your own dad
k8
> university open day so town is absolutely fucking rammed
just wanted a quiet coffee
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING DUCK
>filter Danish flag
>thread improved
Somebody red pill me on 'virtue signalling'
>open windows media player for the first time in years
>get this
viruses are getting too smart
>>61582926
Go to the open day hehe
>>61582940
Its what lefties, cucks and women do on facey b and tumblr and such so that other people think highly of them for being such good willed people
the gf just did this on my willy
>>61582940
From the wikipedia page, it appears to be a fancy name for karma/rep-whoring IRL
>>61582964
>anime poster
mate you've never even held hands with a girl
why lie
>>61582964
Do not sexualise Yui
>try to open film
>DRM protected streams are not supported.
oh dear
warning letter in the post soon
Literally you
>>61582832
>ice cubes are delicious
What did you mean by this?
Also they could be considered negative-calorie food.
need a white supremacist hairstyle gf
sweet home alabama
>>61582887
cuck
Its a word used to identify retards (mostly Americans) from /pol/ /v/ and /b/
gf just sent me this
>>61582887
You can thank the /pol/ redditors spamming trump memes on twitter if it happens
>>61583000
Tell her you wish she looked more like that and less like the fat piece of shit she is now
>Hedonic Treadmill
>>61582976
i Am a well rounded individual that just happens to like cute cartoons doing cute things thank you
Lads, if you 'Remove' something from your quarantine, does it destroy it or restore it back into your computer
>>61582988
>Also they could be considered negative-calorie food.
explain how
>why yes other people interests do trigger me so much that I have to constantly moan about it on a British general on a malaysian spoon playing conglomerate
>>61583050
thermodynamics n shiet
>>61582940
What I do on my linkedin
>>61583037
mate I bet you voted remain and study social "science" at """""""""""""""""""uni""""""""""""
HIIIIIRRROOOOOO!!!!!
>>61583000
tell her to clean that fucking tongue
>>61583078
>Getting this triggered by what you assume are my hobbies.
R*ddit is two blocks down bud
>Connection error with sys.4chan.org.
AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER
>>61583090
>watching a porno
>girl gives knockout blowjob
>her tongue is the colour of macaroni cheese
JUST CLEAN YER FUCKING TONGUE YA CLATTY BITCH LMAO
Well, that didn't take long - a UK Trade Continuity Act reaches Congress just one week after a UK vote for Brexit.
The proposed bill aims to lock down current trading arrangements between the U.S and the UK, and fire the starting gun on a bilateral deal, with the intention of concluding a trade agreement within one year.
Commenting on the bill, House Speaker, Paul Ryan said, “We need to emphasize that they are our indispensable ally. We have a special relationship, and I think that does mean we should have a trade agreement with Great Britain"
need a curvy gf
Who's a /moggite/ here?
>>61583135
We prefer Moggauralians
>>61583135
/r/ukpolitics: the post
>>61583135
#LeadsomForLeader desu
>>61583113
nice link you stupid dishwipe
test post
>Well rounded anime fan
loool good one mate.
>>61583037
mate I bet you voted remain and study social "science" at """""""""""""""""""uni""""""""""""
>>61583113
Sometimes I swear that the only reason America does this stuff is because they're secret anglophiles.
I mean what benifits does allying with britain have over allying with any other company?
wish i had a gf so i could practice these technique on her much like a master swordsman hones his blade
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=675440848
Woke up at 8 o clock this morning lads wew
> yfw brexit will bring on a rejuvenation and a new generation of british heavy metal
>>61583135
Always have been always will be
>>61583208
Buy a fleshlight to try your moves out on
>>61583113
>>61583202
i dont know much about economics but i do know that this is all part of the jewish master plan to make more money
memory is getting really cheap
>>61583202
UK weapons companies work with American weapons companies to produce bleeding edge shit like rail cannons. That is how close the relationship between the UK and US is, we have no issues sharing the latest cutting edge military technology.
Does this happen anywhere else in the world?
>>61583170
Absolutely - she was based as hell in the Brexit campaign. Absolutely BTFO'd Sturgeon.
being threatened by a gang of alpha cucks lads
>>61583208
>Janie
>4 years ago Alright, Guys. There you have it. Now that you've jacked yourself off, watch it again, and this time pay attention to the details and keep your hand off your cock and don't just look at the pretty girls. If you want her to do you good, then this is how you get her to want to. Once you master this, you can have pretty much anything that you want from her. My husband and my dad are both masters at it. Just ask them how they like what they get.
>my husband and my dad are both masters at it
>my dad
>>61583135
goddman moggorians
>>61583254
What's an alpha cuck?
>>61583281
Cucks who then cuck other people
>wish i had a gf so i could practice these technique on her much like a master swordsman hones his blade
>>61583254
Are you going to FIGHT them?
>>61583291
forgot my hatman lmao
is 8GB RAM still plenty?
*walks*
>>61583266
yeah that is a bit of a strange comment 2bh
really makes you think
>>61583323
no you need 64gb to hang out with the cool kids
>>61583323
I've had 16 gigs since 2012 mate catch up
>>61583323
chrome with a couple dozen tabs + some new game is like 5-7 GiB of ram
>British steel industry
Ah yes because britain can really compete with China who can pay 50p a day and undercut all our prices
>>61583323
psh, hahahaha you wish pleb
lmao what a dumb question haha what are you a grandpa whos only playin' casino games on his computer?
24 gigs is the minimum
>>61583356
seems like 16 is the new standard
>>61583323
I have 8gb. Never had any problems.
will we ever have a sunny day again after Brexit?
>>61583311
>wear hat
>get gf
>have family
>be successful and eat in the finest restaurants
>live happily ever after
Maybe we were wrong all along.
>>61583358
I heard you brits were the ones that prevented the EU adding tariffs to Chinese steel to begin with. It's pretty funny/sad how everything worked out.
>>61583361
yank posts are so bad, they're good
>tfw Poleaboo getting sympathy on /r9k/
Almost forgot how that felt
>Who's a /moggite/ here?
Ignore it.
>>61583394
now just imagine having to have to sleep in the same bed at those two blobs of lard
imagine their rolls of fat on top of you
the warmth and the drips of sweat rolling down your skin
imagine the smell
>>61583477
Are Moggy is aesthetic as fuck.
>>61583477
not nearly as smart as he pretend he is
>>61583392
The sun was out for a solid 40 seconds yesterday evening, saw it myself I did
>>61583477
bit of an earthworm jim
>>61583477
where's wally
>>61583532
t. arse-blasted labourite
>>61583247
actually not true, most of them are multinational arms contractors, just because BAe systems has it's headquarters in Britain no one without an American security clearance is allowed to work on US govt projects, likewise with British govt projects. They are two wholly seperate areas of the business
you dolt
>128GB DDR4 RAM
ahh yes
>>61583477
my inner sense of physiognomy which actually never has backfired, tells me he is a good man.
>>61583545
t. Rorke
>>61583477
meme politician with "funny" speeches
>>61583596
>''funny'' speeches
'no'
>my inner sense of physiognomy which actually never has backfired
Why do soap writes tell people what's going to happen in the programs in advance?
doesn't that defeat the point of watching television?
>>61583612
'yes' times infinity +1
sorry kiddo
>>61583622
ugly brit
>>61583622
look like hes wearing a binbag
>>61583623
Because its kino you fucking pleb
>ywn court Maisie demurely over the course of months
>ywn marry Maisie at the family estate
life is suffering
*watches the massed runts squirming and squealing in their pit below*
The farm progresses...
>>61583652
That's Rick AW14 you guttersnipe
>>61583668
is that from a cameron speech haha
imagine putting your penis inside a girl
>>61583652
pleb
>Because its kino you fucking pleb
>>61583685
literally can't imagine it
>>61583685
'phwoar'
>>61583678
you wat?
can you repeat that again in heterosexual?
>>61583687
What a little legend!!!!!
>>61583685
why do yanks have such nice kitchens
does masturbation cause acne lads?
been doing it twice a day and am having a big breakout
>>61583721
top tip to stopping acne:
turn the shower to cold just before you get out of it
>>61583721
yes m8 and everybody knows about your chronic masturbation habits when they look at you
T minus 3 mins until she touches down lads
If I don't see you tomorrow t- .. just know that I loved each & everyone of you like a brother
>>61582619
literally this
>>61583721
Yes, and blindness.
You should stop immediately
t. W.K. Kellog
>>61583721
Every time I see a lad with acne I know he spends his weekends pulling himself round his bedroom.
>>61583755
Break a leg hahahaha FUCKING GET SNAPPED
>>61583721
Don't listen to this retard >>61583751
And yes it does
Also stop consuming so much dairy and junk food/crap
>this amount of storage would've taken up an entire building in 1950
wew
>>61583685
imagine place your hand on her upper back, forcing her to bend over the table, hiking up her dress around her waist and holding her hands together behind her back while you furiously pump her ripe pussy
then you call her a fat slag and moonwalk 360 degrees backwards out of the kitchen whistling while smooth criminal plays in the background
Poleaboo is going to start Estrogen today
I'm a brave girl
>>61583811
Nobody would build a building to store your japanese cartoons though.
>>61583833
great post
>>61583819
Gay
who /dimples/ here
fedora-lad
