Quintessentially british edition
cara
Fucking powerhungry janny recruits trying to change board culture
Fycking bucketed it down on NY 5 min walk to the train station. All damp now, livid hehe
dara
>>61585335
>>61585347
>>61585366
these 2bh
ah yes
>>61585318
nadia is a nice lass don't be mean
Lads I'm convinced my neighbour has multiple loose screws. It's 10pm and she's had some people show up to her place (presumably friends) in this plumber-like truck. They look like they're doing work of some sort? The people in the truck attached a garden hose from a tap the the truck, and now they've turned something on and the truck/ute sounds like it's idling really loudly. Anyone have any ideas on what the fuck they're doing? I'm not even annoyed at the noise now, just confused.
Police sirens and fat sheboons shouting all day.
Ah yes, I can see why liberals love this multiculturalism thing so much.
>>61585387
The fuck is that?
>girl comes up to me at bar and asks how's it going
>I saw "what oh yeah good" and then walk away
hahaha hmm
>nadia is a nice lass don't be mean
SHE CAME FROM GREECE SHE HAD A THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE
Are Australians really like this?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mnVHUnJoQ6Y
>>61585422
/fa/ computers
>>61585421
Not a problem, they live in leafy suburbs well away from the consequences of their politics.
>sat in central london eating a buttie
>spot a load of yank tourists walking by
>one suddenly shouts "damn daniel"
>tell him to piss off whilst i'm having my dinner
>one of them shouts "bruh you're a savage" extremely loud
Don't understand yanks lads.
>>61585452
how is it /fa/ it sticks out like a sore thumb anywhere
>>61585335
>>61585347
>>61585366
>>61585379
these 2bh
>>61585426
>Girl at work gives me her mobile to look at something she posted on Facebook
>Get nervous and my hand gets sweaty
>Become acutely aware of this and try discreetly holding the phone with only my fingertips and casually trying to wipe the back of it to get the sweat off.
>She asks if I'm okay
>Start panicking more and my fingers start making the screen streaky
>Try to rub it away
>Stare at the same bit for about 30 seconds and go 'haha very good' and give it back
I wasn't born to fit in
>>61585465
>it sticks out like a sore thumb anywhere
precisely /fa/
>>61585452
That's not a thinkpad or macbook though
how many cocks do you lads reckon can fit in your mouth at once?
>>61585461
didn't happen
>>61585379
>>61585474
literally both of these
doing a starve
>>61585480
'No'
>>61585514
Not the most flattering pic of me but you get an idea of my beauty
Xev Bellringer has done another porn scene with multiple /r9k/ references lmao.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466940975996.webm
>>61585461
Imagine living in london and the thing you complain about are friendly american tourists
I bet someone smeared shit all over your skin at birth and it got stuck there permanently. Would I be right in drawing that conclusion?
test
>>61585418
Unblocking a drain? Fuck knows what you nutters get up to down there
YOUNG GIRL
Just want my area to be white again lads. I don't want to have to close my windows in summer because there are sirens blazing all day long. I don't want to have to fear for my life walking back from the train station after dark because gangs of niggers walk around with knives looking to stab and rob people. I just want my nice, friendly white neighbourhood back. Why do leftists want to deny me that?
Not liking the activity of this Janny desu. What exactly is 'on topic' for /brit/ anyways?
>>61585478
Top kek
>>61585590
dude....... thats racist bro...... white peopl have no culture xD
>>61585595
sexy ladies like the one you posted.
>>61585585
I'd love someone like 1Direction to release that and act like it's completely not a rape anthem
https://therationalmale.com/2014/06/03/male-space/
gentle reminder this applies to liberals too
>go to board that specifically exists to dispense advice.
>type up 3 posts to explain the issue
>"nice blog homo"
Who created this unwritten rule that you can only ask for advice if it's a sentence long?
>>61585528
preferred pronouns?
>>61585637
hamself
>>61585533
lmao, God bless are Xev
>>61585633
maybe it's because you're a poof?
>>61585581
I was thinking that too but fucking hell.. 10pm. Who thinks it's appropriate to have that shit done at this time? Not only her, but the people in the truck too. Utter cunts.
>>61585633
Nice blog laddo
guess this girls name
>>61585633
Me, I did
>>61585633
It's just stupid cunts lad I wouldn't bother.
Just ignore them. They complain when there's actually any content but are happy with just 'slags lol' being posted over and over
>>61585633
Link ;>)
fucking gagging for this soup a local cafe does but I don't have any friends to go have lunch with and town's packed full of normies anyway
Reeeeeee
>>61585633
haha
>>61585668
Steve i bet.
>>61585701
Go by yourself
>>61585709
absolute reddit music
having a lol
https://twitter.com/WeirdLittleHen/status/749206728911257600
why do nu-males all look the same lads?
>>61585701
I'll come, be there in 20 mate
why do people not use the word 'friend' any more?
why are people now 'allies'?
>>61585721
>reddit music
Im not seeing the problem here?
watching the australian election
how do I get fatter arms
>>61585633
bender
>>61585609
>removing poo posting
what the fuck is this janny cunt up to?
>>61585595
Whatever happened to rose
just remembered there is a my little pony board
mad
doing a janny
Fit asians, to be honest.
>>61585781
Fuck off reddit child
>>61585790
She got doxxed and deleted half of her social media stuff. Some comment i saw said shes Thirty years old now.
>>61585811
Risky post in this new climate lad
>>61585790
Fans became stalkerish. Still are.
>>61585814
*slaps you in the nuts*
runt
>>61585770
Synthol
>>61585730
why have you hidden the name?
>>61585742
examples of people
>>61585855
Prevents witch hunts
Upvoted for visibility
What happened t Poleaboo?
>search for books on how to become successful in business.
>the authors """business"""" is just selling his books
Ah yes...
>>61585855
Guess it doesn't make much difference with the title. Habit.
>>61585907
this pretty much
>>61585908
Got sectioned
>>61585908
janny doesn't like him much
Wish I had friends sometimes
Or just any sort of company
Doubt being completely alone for so long is good for my mental health
>>61585920
why do you literally care you cuck?
Can't stop, laughing at Boris Johnson.
Imagine not wanting to leave the EU but not realising that you are that good at politiking that you can literally sway people into such a big decision and then having to abandon your plan to become PM.
>>61585908
A bump on the head has made him think he's a girl so he's taking pills and wearing dresses
>>61585962
>having a chat with friends on the 'chon
>claims to have no friends in front of them
Just rude, frankly.
So, how do normies do better work in real-life but in school and uni they just don't care, skip classes and not really be bothered too much about things...
Just had a thought lads. What if we're all angels, suffering in bodies in a world created by an evil God? It would make sense right. All physical matter was created by the God in the old testament. New testament God offers us salvation. He's a different God, a good God. He created our immortal souls. We have to break free of the worldly bonds evil God has created for us and achieve salvation by the good God.
Evil God explains why evil exists in the world.
>>61585965
mild human decency
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36692990
ah yes, london
araca
>>61586011
*slaughters the cathar*
>>61585983
Yeah thanks a lot Boris you fucking toad.
>>61586010
there are no immediate concequences for skipping lectures but there are for skipping work
>coworkers discussing outer space at dinner time
>tell them about the flat earth
>they all get up and walk away before i get the chance to explain how it all really works
Fucking normies didn't want their little bubble bursting.
>>61586010
Because in the real world nobody really cares about how clever you are. It's all about contacts and making friends.
>>61586031
you whore
>>61586003
I hate you all though
>>61586010
Success in life only slightly related to academic performance.
someone registered the gove2016 co uk domain before actual Gove did
having a lol
watching the Vice road to fallujah documentary
iraqi 'justice' is very interesting
They literally just gather up all the men in the village they liberated and call out a list of names they think are ISIS collaborators, the crowd decides who gets locked away and who doesn't
>>61586051
earth is the opposite of outer space, you were off-topic
>>61586073
No surprise you're a billy no mates with venomous rhetoric like that. Put it aside mate.
>>61585962
>tfw friends want to go to town for 3rd time this week
>haven't gone once because I'm absolutely skint
>too nervous to tell them I have no money
all friends do is put you under more pressure ,friend :)
currently watching a video on how to build a shed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ-3Qt6lbkU
>>61586075
Got a banging headache, extreme dry mouth and it's also THAT time of a Saturday afternoon yet again lads (digging out cocaine bogies as per usual)
>>61586081
There are people who make a living doing that. They buy domains they expect to become popular then once traffic shoots up, showing it's value they sell them for a profit to the organisation/individual it refers to.
Some guy made loads selling ebola.com
>>61586126
good lad
was bullied by two hyper-chads in my dream last night
>>61586126
Classic hehe
>>61585962
Do you ever go through stages of paranoia? About aliens, feeling like you're being constantly watched, stuff like that?
New classes in battlefield 1 looking very diverse lads
>>61586145
Had Jon Snow being jelly of me for getting to play with the killer whale at the swimming pool we used to go to when I was a kid (which had no whale).
>>61585444
This is SO racist against Australians
business idea: buy domains that are expected to become popular
>>61586159
No I'm not actually a nutter yet lmao
>>61586186
Loads of Commonwealth soldiers fought in wW1 so it's not really that weird.
>>61586186
>only white person is wearing a gimp mask
lmao
>>61586192
Isjannygettingpaidyet.com
>>61586216
did they? what percentage of combatants were non-white? do you think there was no conscious decision to put as many non-white soldiers as possible into this?
>>61586216
except alot more white brits fought and it wasn't mixed squads you spastic twat
battlefield 1 looks like an updated call of duty 1
>>61586226
>yfw he turns out to be Irish
got over 700 grams of chocolate going to be a literal monster soon
>>61586106
>prefab components
yeah naw, I ain't wasting my time on that shit
Just survived an internet troll attack.
A few cuts and bruises but I'll pull through.
>>61586291
break us a piece la xx
>>61586304
hope you reported it to the police stay strong x
>>61586192
>4000 years late
>>61586272
Did I say that there were mixed squads? You're just arguing about something nobody mentioned you sad fuck.
>>61586260
I don't know, but it's estimated to be hundreds of thousands of total dead
>>61586308
do you want honey and almond (white) chocolate or honey, almond and crushed corn (milk) chocolate
looking at deliveroo options and getting increasingly tempted by this Italian seafood restaurant in particular
Talk me out of it lads
>>61586304
Make sure you report it to the authorities, we have to stamp it out.
is it legal for people to smoke in public?
fucking irritates me
>>61586216
>Actually trying to justify this
fuck off, cunt.
Left wingers really are desperate to force this narrative that non-white combatants played a major part in defending this country. it's pathetic and debases the contributions of those who actually did suffer
>>61586330
Italian food is shit. If you think the food looks good then it isn't authentically Italian.
>>61586337
take up vaping
WE LOVE YOU EUROPE, WE DO
WE LOVE YOU EUROPE, WE DO
WE LOVE YOU EUROPE, WE DOOOO
OOOOH EUROPE WE LOVE YOU
got a willy between my legs
>>61585590
I hope you get stabbedand robbed by a white person
left wingers?
more like left WHINGERS
>>61586353
I don't smoke
I want it to be made completely illegal
>>61586327
Someone did mention it because you've commentated on a picture of a mixed squad you idiot
>>61586344
What are you talking about?
How fucking pathetic do you have to be to feel personally attacked under some sort of non-white conspiracy because somebody said 'yeah loads of commonwealth people fought too'?
Autism at its finest.
>>61586330
It's a waste of money you twat. Go on, get in the kitchen and cook something yourself you lazy CUNT
>>61586329
do you have any non-gay chocolate?
>>61586337
Yes, except in pre-determined no smoing zones (all govt. buildings, hospitals, schools, train stations, etc.)
>>61586337
Yes, but it's also legal for you to call them out for it.
me on the right
>>61586368
fuck off whingy prick desu
>>61586386
don't think you'll be getting a piece of my toblerone anymore
>>61586376
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_I_casualties#Casualties_by_1914.E2.80.9318_borders
jamal and rasheed were so brave they were
>>61585811
>east asians
>"asian"
>>>/int/cum/
about to start preparing my whole wheat dough for pizza later, lads
>>61586345
>>61586382
Alright I appreciate being talked out of it but you could've been a bit nicer, people have feelings and stuff
>>61586355
pics
>>61586362
you're going to be hoping and praying for quite a while you limp little soul
Rorke's about to explode.
none of you are real people
>white ’'''''''chocolate'''''''''
Mmmmm delicious cocoa flavour in this bar of sugar and condensed milk.
>>61586214
aye, me neither haha
business idea:
mandatory asian qts for everyone
D R I V E STRAIGHT THROUGH THE NIGHT
WE CAN MAKE IT HOME BEFORE DAYLIGHT
so we're pretending blacks played a major role in ww1 now too?
WE
>>61586402
Calm down lad.
They died too, in big portions, just not on a catastrophic scale like British people did.
Fuck me, you're actually autistic.
>>61586445
white>dark>>>>>>milk
Daily reminder that world war 1 was won by non whites
>>61586443
Tru
>tfw Corbyn could hold on for weeks because Someone never thought that a man would stay after losing a vote of no confidence
hola
>>61586443
*clap clap clap* congratulations. you figured it out. this was all an experiment. you will awaken soon enough once our technicians have extracted you from your pod
hope the smoking ban slowly expands to the point where its completely illegal
>>61586458
>They died too, in big portions,
no they didn't. Stop pretending this is anything but a pathetic political statement by flaccid left wingers to appeal to the likes of buzzfeed, gawker and the bootlickers on twitter.
Why do I have issues with destroying other people to get ahead in my career?
I've never been an emotional person and I don't know or like the people at work. So how come I can't throw them under the bus to advance my own career?
>>61586469
All me
any recommended sites for vintage bikes, lads? got hold of nice one recently and would like to do some research
>>61586506
smokers fund the NHS lad
>>61586514
Because you're a pussy who puts other people ahead of himself and will get subsequently trodden on constantly
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467349278445.webm
me in the middle
>>61586473
Sad! That they are trying to depose him rather than running against him because they know he will win.
>any recommended sites for vintage bikes, lads?
>>61586551
twat
Don't get why people moan about smokers, It's not like I go up and blow it in your face
>>61586514
>I've never been an emotional person and I don't know or like the people at work. So how come I can't throw them under the bus to advance my own career?
>the greedy englishman can't comprehend why he feels a slight side of humanity.
doing that thing people do where they perspirate
>>61586535
and they take from the NHS
business idea:
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SWENNNNNNYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GAMITMANAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
rees-mogg
Not seen the woo youhoo webm in a while.
>>61586541
think you're the one trailing behind on the motorised scooter 2bh mate
DESTROY EU
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>61586563
alri, thanks la
*puts penny in box labelled 'health service'*
look at me I'm funding the NHS
>>61586582
Could fucking heem both of the Tory billionaire twats desu
business idea:
convince everyone NHS stands for No Homosexual Suckling
>>61586587
bit rude
Congratulations Wales. I for one will not be bitter and will wish you every success as after all, you are a part of the UK and I will choose you over the continentals every time
>>61586613
>being mean to papa mogg
you alright lad?
bet she's delighted when she sees him pulling in and giving her the eye
because she must be fookin freezing
>>61586575
less than they if they lived to 90 like non-smokers
>>61586403
>pakis
>asian
nice try rasheed
arima killed himself lads
>>61586506
if it's made illegal it will be sold illegally by criminals. the criminals get power and money and become a worse presence than they were before. more money will be spent on fighting and imprisoning smokers and the ones who sell cigarettes. ever heard about the prohibition? the mafia made a lot of their money selling alcohol
>>61586473
>>61586511
Its just a game lad, I wouldn't take it seriously
Alot of it is probably historically inaccurate too
They were always going to have to put diverse charachters in it, sure alot of middle east and black people play it
ww1 was a shit choice 2bh
>>61586634
>he chatted shit and got banged
>>61586668
>prohibition
Ahh yes the 1920s, a very good representation of 2016
*inhales smoke*
*blows it in your face*
>>61586664
He'll walk it off
How are Wales higher in the euros than us when we beat them?
>>61586688
carry on...
business idea:
put up disguised radar-dishes everywhere, emitting radar-waves constantly. under this influence the population will start to have predominantly babygirls and less babyboys (it has to do with y-chromosomes denauturizing). once there is a significant surplus of sexually matured women, their price on the tdating market will begin to fall and women will have to do their utmost to please men and reproduce. thus, feminism slowly withers and dies, since women are no longer desirable in themselves solely.
>>61586714
that win was clearly a fluke
>>61586687
how about the CURRENT drug war?
>>61586688
*sucks it in and blows it back*
>>61586687
>people have fundamentally changed since the 1920's
>>61586569
*coughs as I walk past you*
>>61586742
fuck off you runt, that's a different case
if you make something illegal, it decreases
>>61586744
>I put apostrophes on my plurals
It appears the heavens have opened
Just emailed my MP, wahey.
business idea:
buckingham palace privatised.
>>61586683
Don't care you cunt I won money
>>61586771
no it isn't a different case
banning cigarettes just makes it a more profitable criminal enterprise. the government could be making money off of the tax money made from cigarettes being bought but instead they're spending money on enforcing an unnecessary rule.
fucking mug.
>>61586800
>would rather have money than his team advance
shocking
>>61586771
smoking decreases. crime and crime related costs increase. what a good trade-off
I'm not built for the outside world, lads
Would you bang a dippy steampunk Brexiter, lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIjUESuwqes
>>61586821
Never bet the home team
what would you do if i called you a british piece of shit to your face
>>61586821
Not him but the england team was shit, consisted of overpaid cunts and didn't deserve to win
>>61586821
England were already out you fucker those two don't correlate
>>61586849
id be very confused
>>61586842
yes, why do you ask?
>>61586867
well this is a change of tune from the weeks of english posting towards to euros
>>61586842
>List your three favourite things about the EU
>the NHS
>People are united
>I welcome everyone into our country.
Fucking hell.
>american Vice guy tagging along with the Iraqi military group
>literally has a beard and turban
don't think he has figured it out yet
>>61586842
I would pretend to be the most leftist twat in order to fuck it
>>61586867
yeah because wales isn't full of overpaid cunts
just part time poverty stricken scrubs like the most expensive player in the world
>>61586842
I meant Remainiac, not Brexiter.
>>61586872
It clearly correlates you spastic
>oh my team got knocked out
>at least I won money in this game though
>>61586842
Would utterly destroy her desu. Also keking at those Alt right rorkes in the comments
We are all citizens of the world
stop posting you piece of shit fucking runts
>>61586943
Teach me chronomancy please
>>61586979
Really makes you think...
>>61586943
retard mate
>>61586979
We're inhabitants of the world. We're citizens of various sovereign nations
Don't mind me just... looking at something
>>58295497
Bored out my nut. Might take some drugs or something.
>>61586842
>stop that trade
but thats wrong isin't it
>>61586979
We are all citizens of the galaxy
>>61587016
Fuckin Indian furries
