more like /karen/ edition
geezers need excitement
>>61576336
Any of you fags from Preston? I always forget to check back here
France 3 - 0 Iceland
Germany 1 - 2 Italy
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-36686361
Immigrants who voted brexit
>>61576327
>>61576333
>>61576343
I'm still a virgin lads, not sure if I want to lose it to a man with long hair. Might do though
It's like 9 degrees but im freezing. Cat snuggled up with me, bf is doing a night shift. X
love how janny has given up now
watch start acting up again tomorrow daytime
A FUCKING Cross of Saint Andrew counterchanged with the Cross of Saint Patrick, over all the Cross of Saint George.
>>61576399
just fuck him lad
making your virginity special/memorable etc is fucking stupid, i wish i would have just fucked a slag or a got a hooker when i turned 18 tbqh
Shut the fuck up you dumb fucking sheep shagger inbred scum! BAKA
>>61576378
Fucking hell lads there's literally a first generation paki immigrant who is complaining about too many foreigners in the uk, saying you see them everywhere
The mans literally a brown paki and he starts his sentence with "I'm not a racist but"
Is this satire, have I gone through the looking glass what is happening in the world
>>61576370
>not believing in icelandic meme magic
>rating france
>>61576406
kis ur catto 4 me :3
>>61576399
Just go mad lad, you only live once haha
>>61576477
When he comes back sure x
>>61576491
post some gay stuff lad lol
>>61576491
tfw a woman relentlessly pounded my heart this week
>>61576587
>>61576447
>he didn't shag the school slags when he was 14
waheeey haha
>>61576587
what
getting "i am a virgin" tattooed on my forehead
hoping a girl will feel sorry and fuck me
that's how the normies do it, right?
still drunk and taking vocaroo requests
>>61576689
"Wish you were my bf anon."
LORD it is warm. Devil farted thick today.
>>61576689
Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground, and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.
Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos.
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs.
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.
Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling, coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them.
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.
When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest
>>61576336
>qt that i had a crush on at work
>things were hot and cold between us, mostly cold but things heated up to a point a couple of months ago where i genuinely thought i had a strong chance of gfing her
>relationship kind of broke down a bit
>had a fun conversation with her after things broke down, went for my nuclear option and invited her out for lunch
>she accepted but was very rude and a little distant towards me on the lunch
>figured she just didnt like me that much, didn't really know how to handle the situation so started avoiding her a lot at work, only talked to her if i really had to. kept it very cordial.
this week wednesday she messaged me out of nowhere that it was her last week at work and that i should go with her on lunch thursday and i accepted. figured it would be one last chance to just banter and have fun, i didn't expect to gf her or anything. went into it with a good mindset, kind of felt accepted a bit because 2bh ive been really lonely at this job. was looking forward to being able to hang out with her for a bit, thought it was a nice gesture on her part because she knew i had wanted to have lunch with her in the past.
thursday, last day of the month so busiest day at work so pretty stressful work environment. as the day went on i expected her to ask me when i wanted to go. then at 2:30 her best friend, another qt gril that i knew, kind of rolled up to her chair and they both walked off together. i knew then that she had 2nd thoughts about it and didn't really want to hang out with me. in the back of my head i thought they had forgotten that i was invited and that they'd come back or something like that but after about 15 minutes it was pretty apparent that they had basically left.
kind of cried a little at my desk, it was a lot for my feels to take. i have really bad social anxiety but she doesn't really know or understand that. teared up for a good half hour. she was extra nice today and gave me her number but im never going to text her.
>>61576587
>insists it's celtic
>doesnt play a celtic sport
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This blessed plot
This earth
This realm
This England
>>61576859
>>61576689
meant to reply lad
Got an idea lads, kill all northerners
just voted lads
holy shit i'm fat
thought i'd share that with you for some reason
>>61576871
is this free sausage at the poll thing a meme or what
*starts coughing into handkerchief*
>>61576891
stop eating so potatoes and drinking so much vodka kurwa
>>61576892
it cost me 1.50. Had it with BBQ sauce. Was nice.
>>61576891
The first step is admitting it.
Now lose the weight fatty
>>61576918
>>61576905
t-thanks, i'll probably get around to that sometime in the future
>>61576870
North of England, or Scotland, or both?
Ahh yes sparkling water.
Unironically hope this happens
t. England
*starts coughing a little harder*
"i don't feel so good"
>>61576981
Me too!
t. Scotland
>>61576988
try this then lad
*sticks my cock and bollocks in your gob*
>>61576937
NO. Never change, my Slavic brother. That is just what kurwayaczna Amerifat asshole cyka wants you to do. Keep eat potato and drink plenty vodka. Stay cheeki breeki, comrade.
>>61576855
>gay-licks
literally niggers
brythonic masterrace reporting
*inspects hanky*
*it's covered in black specks*
oh jeez that can't be good
*stomach starts convulsing*
>>61576988
*forces your head*
>>61576981
>wanting northern ireland
why?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36683083
*does a think*
>walking to polling station
>every entrance has 2-3 people outside handing out voting information
>they literally clog up the entrances so much that you can only fit through one at a time
>try to walk through without making eye contact
>three people trying to push papers into my hand
>"take a paper, go on, don't you want one? No? OK then"
Ah yes, quite an effective strategy to get my vote
>wanks
>cums so hard causes nuclear explosion
>feels amazing
What did she mean by this?
>>61577143
*fucks your mum in the fanny*
oh yeah you like that huh gooky? now sucky sucky
*gets up and forces my cock down her throat*
want some more kimchi, gook?
*forces her head*
*cums down her throat*
THAT'S all of it, you coinslot-eyed cunt.
dry your eyes mate
Post lewd boys, ladders.
>>61577203
*forces your head*
>>61577143
What's he calling beautiful
>>61577214
whole page
breakfast: large coffee and a very cheeky milk chocolate hobnob
The cuckold life chose me I didn't choose the cuckold life
>>61577211
alri haha xoxo
*throat starts gurgling*
*bends further over hanky but blood starts spilling over the sides*
"Uh just give me a moment guys I'm fine"
someone translate this from yank to english
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MLW2wfmqxI
>>61577257
Oh dear, I should've specified men. x
irish gf is cucking me again lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p5x0nxtqVs
Do brits like Gordon?
>>61577261
I wanna touch your bum. Being ill makes me horny.
>>61577274
How's this
I'm off to bed.
>>61577291
>>61577274
>>61577257
http://www.xvideos.com/video7029750/a_family_affair
>>61577267
so city life as compared to rural life, which would be you know cows and chickens and you know a hundred person school rooms and shit, which LA it's like 2000 kids per middle school and about 4000 kids per high school but you get a lot more density, you watch fuck it I am too lazy to finish this
>>61577282
DAE angry briddish chef??!!!! xD
post yfw you realize the only reason northern europe doesn't look like this is because of the eternal anglo
https://twitter.com/youngthug/status/214805726097444864
Ah yes a fine example of today's art
Lads I'm dunk af. Give me a classic footy match to watch
Cat is snoring x
>>61577267
do ausies say sickcunt and sadcunt a lot?
>>61577326
always wanted a pure white cat
I used to keep bettas but they died
>>61577317
>celtic union
The most reddit idea ever conceived
>>61577325
watch world cup 2006 final
>>61577326
Chillin with homie
cat people should off themselves
>>61577352
>a pure white cat
You sound a bit Rorke t b h.
We have him because he chose us btw after the former neighbours got a new dog.
>>61577358
the UK needs to be balkanized, effective immediately.
>>61577386
>cat people should off themselves
Wow incredibly rude.
>>61577358
>The most reddit idea ever conceived
nah that's canada
I want to pick up knitting lads
unfortunately I made fun of the last guy I met who said he knitted
Bought my Irish gf a big strap on as a present for her birth rate (It's actually a present for my arse)
>>61577452
>a present for her birth rate
what did he mean by this
Did you watch Boku no EU to Farage?
Best girl of the season.
we posting our pets lads?
>>61577452
>being heteronormie
Disgusting.
>>61577392
So be it
>>61577463
>they do not eat
i beg to differ
>>61577472
More. x
#Leadsom4Leader
>>61577485
>>61577474
imagine if England actually broke down like that via violent war.
Wouldn't mind comitting some cheeky war crimes to those wessex cunts ahah
>>61577474
It's beautiful.
just had a conversation with the cat
>>61577496
Adorbs.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36683083
What did he mean by this?
>>61577527
hope everything is alri lad
>>61577531
thanks m8
you've got a pretty pussy yourself
>>61577535
England a shit.
>>61577539
ended up licking his bollocks for him
>>61577527
my cat literally LITERALLY said "hello" today
he intoned it and everything
very proud
>>61577557
I see everything went smoothly then
Think there's something wrong with my cat lads
>>61577584
post the webm
>>61577584
Silly goose. x
>>61577603
proper grim picture
>>61577603
Are you cute?
You seem cute
>>61577615
>grim
What did he mean by this.
>>61577595
Guys it says you have to purchase 4chan gold to see the image.
How can I purchase gold?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W51jjuLq8s
Why is he so mean to the little Frenchman ?
>>61577634
like this
http://exhentai.org/g/823190/e33a6a7935/
>>61577649
i cri everytim :(
>>61577595
>you will never encounter this image for the first time again
>>61577628
Well, I used to be qt. But I've gotten fat recently haha. Bf of 5 years, no need to be that qt now.
>>61577670
bit gay
got a date tonight boys
>>61577584
>tfw my rabbit got head tilt
>tfw she wouldn't stop rolling
>tfw thought she would die
>tfw she made a 100% recovery
>tfw she's back to being a little shit
I wish I had a quiet gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtpG96Z99Rw
hmmm ah yes
>>61577670
>tfw she's back to being a little shit
What's she do haha x
michael gove looks like a jar of marmite
>>61577723
>I wish I had a gf
Hate being a Paki
Wish I was white British
I love this country
I'm not a Muslim either
>>61577741
constantly jumping on the bed to wake me up
bullying her brother when it's dinner time
honking at me when I walk past
seeing the cat off
she's a right little bruiser
>>61577754
>jar of marmite
FOP
do not engage
stand down -- stand down
>>61577569
Don't you ever post my gf ever again
>>61577775
WHO ARE YOU QUOTING?
>>61577807
Australia?
more like Cuntstralia XXDDD
i want britain to be about british. we've got interracial law, and the muslamic infidel, they're trying to get their law over our country
>>61577849
>WHO AM I QUOTING?
fuck lads
it's JULY lads
what happened to JUNE, lads?
laaaaaaaaaads
the irish gf had a womb implanted in me and is forcing me to to give birth to a black man's baby.
Found my bfs twitter account
I really enjoy looking at photographs of this girl lads.
>>61577968
thicc
"""Straight""" porn focusing on the filthy woman.
For what purpose.
>>61577968
who?
>>61578020
Milana Vayntrub
>>61578045
>dat jewish name
nice eye candy
fucks sake sleep has gone to shit since it got cold. despite comfiness increasing, it's easier to sleep in 25 to 30 degrees than 15 ffs
>>61578137
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tqK8xSqzcD
r8 aussie accent
>>61578182
bit gay
>tfw jew nose
>tfw weak chin
Literally the worst combination
Feels good to be forever alone haha xoxo
need a tumblr gf lads
Janny's in his Hot Pocket/All's right with the world!
How do gay Brits exist when you have British slags?
This boggles my mind.
>>61578212
>>61578220
>>61578220
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TsEKDXbVqy
>>61578220
>How do gay Brits exist when you have British slags?
Answered your own question there m8
>>61578220
>heternormies believe attraction is based on easiness to get sex.
>>61578248
you sound angry m8
Janny's gonna have a heart attack with all these easter threads
>>61578279
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BQ23kM2jPb
>when someone from the """midlands""" thinks they aren't northerners
>my fellow country runts are at it again with the reddit memes
so be it.
also happy reddit day, canada
a jewish fucking machine
>go /r/india
>search "british"
>janny getting eastered again
lmao
>>61578332
we're not tho
>>61578308
wew lad
had to make a test run not to get a heart attack this time
>>61578385
kek
wow thairunt sounds like an absolute redditor
runts, how do i upload a vocaroo from an iphone 4
>>61578416
you're analbsolute redditor
>>61578447
This is the most runt comment I have ever seen
>>61578451
>canada defending reddit
like clockwork
>Did a bruxism
>woke up early
ah yes
>from an iphone 4
>>61578492
getting a 5c soon, i get all my phones for 0 dollars
>>61578454
>comment
its called a post, newfag
>>61578485
get a mouthguard from your dentist la
>>61578460
i tip my leaf to you m'cunt
trying my hardest
>tfw gf
we're all gonna make it bros
Call me a paki, go on
I'LL DESTROY YOU
>i get all my phones for 0 dollars
>>61578598
20 lambert boss, cheers.
Qt t b h.
WHO WILL FIX ME NOW?
>>61578595
>>tfw gf
> we're all gonna make it bros
>gf
>bros
Kill yourself.
>>61578626
wish i looked like this
>>61578641
>tumblr
>bros
kys
respect on tpb tho
Here /brit/ have a bong rip.
>>61578660
>have a pipe the size of my hand
>load bowl with bud, melt wax unto green and then sprinkle kief on top
i've been baked for like an hour
>>61578602
me on left
>>61578659
>>tumblr
Am I being baited?
degenerates like you belong on the cross
>>61578681
Nice! I fucking love concentrates.
Been thinking about getting a dab pen.
>degenerates like you belong on the cross
>>61578747
yes, i have dabbing rig but i recently broke my glass
passed by assignment by 2 (two) percent lads
My balls arent sweaty
Jk they're tots sweaty
>>61578782
HE EVEN DELETED THIS ONE
howling
>>61578849
Pic. x
>>61578812
congrats lad
I am ashamed to be a gayer now.
>https://www.reddit.com/r/askgaybros/comments/4qpofz/a_bottom_on_prep_becoming_irresponsible/
Not really though.
Just done my saturday morning run lads.
>>61578999
What were you running away from?
>>61579022
The fact that I left uni and massively underachieved in terms of the job I got.
>>61578983
Slags are disgusting desu
>yfw no monogamous relationshit
>>61579034
You mean dropped out rye
>>61579081
>tfw bf of 5 years.
Got Willy Wonka'd last night and fucked this Korean chick who told me she was 29 but actually she was 39 and she was ugly but I was too drunk to remember
>>61579114
What's he like? How'd you meet him?
It's time to end this suffering.
>>61579128
>Implying I met him
I sucked him off... gravy charters?
are the chons a bit slow for anyone else?
watching end of watch again
>>61579112
What?
I graduated and just got an average job.
>>61579171
pancake's on the ovens are humid when the sun sets forth indeed?
>>61579128
We had known each other through an online mutual friend, added each other on facebook and just talked for like 2 years because he was involved (and I think I was too). We liked the same games, movies, books. We sent letters to each other and books and then finally met at the end of uni (we were both 21).
We had about 10 pints each and he had a nap at my place. We probably passed out together and fooled around in the morning. When I was just grabbing his feet in the morning, he said he knew we'd just be together. We moved in 3 months later.
He's pretty awesome generally.
>>61579185
can't imagine why
FOX
O
X
Right, any of you lads need a shag?
I got a well sloppy tight hairy mancunt that needs a nice rough bareback fucking, meet me in the Grimsby bus station public toilets at 12 am today, you can spunk inside too xx
business idea: assassinate the queen and the royal family and proclaim yourself king of the united kingdom
>>61579188
what's the job?
>>61579267
just going to go ahead and assume you're Scottish
>>61579230
>tfw my local MP was one of Fox's bum boys just like adam werrity
"There must be some way I can pay you for doing something for me"
wew
Where in eire is this guy from? Can't pin it down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jIDbZG1VxY
>can't imagine why
>>61579268
heh go ahead youll just be the pawn that makes me the king...
>>61579310
foy
>>61579310
Clearly Scotland, probably Edinburgh.
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>61579382
Hello greatest ally
How are you today
I don't feel so well. x
Why are Wales better than England at the sport they invented?
>Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>61579495
*rubs your belly*
>>61579507
One dragon beats Three Lions
>Until I was 23 i thought they sang "three lines on my shirt"
>>61579546
hehe
*tickles* x
>>61579495
Not surprised if you're having sugary fizzy drinks for breakfast.
>>61579587
That picture is from 2 years ago, but I feel like it would make me feel better, certainly the lemon flavour.
Might pop to the shop
Mum is still in bed
When I get back I'll tell her I went to the shop and she'll be surprised probably haha lol
dick cheese piss teeth fish lips
>potential future prime minister of australia literally has a my wifes son
hahahaha
>>61579737
So why do you get PMs like a poker player gets a new hand?
porridge just right today
Haha this cat is mental.
https://www.reddit.com/r/MEOW_IRL/comments/4qqyjn/meow_irl/
>>61579767
because the moment a leader is deemed unlikeable, the party tells the cunt to get fucked in order to maximise their likelihood of being re-elected. that's the depth of accountability in australian politics - get rid of the head and just choose a new one.
if shorten gets elected, it's literally 5 changes in prime minister in 5 years. utterly disgraceful.
