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welcome: Australians and outlanders alike
Today was a federal election in Australia, in which the incumbent Liberal-National Coalition is expected to narrowly retain government against the Labor opposition.
Right now votes in the house of representatives are being counted.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
FOREIGNERS WELCOME
Eesti
/balt/
first for two major parties is too few
I am in pain
Time for some heavy drinking tonight.
I just want fast internet.
>>61581608
None of the parties are deserving of my vote, I'll take that fine thanks
>>61581846
go and vote for /balt + ausnz/ instead
Currently listening to Death Grips to see what the hype is about. Not all that good, prefer to listen to Mr Bungle.
>>61581846
just cast an invalid ballot vote ya dingus. At least then you show up in the statistics for invalid votes, rather than some presumed meth head who couldnt be arsed turning up.
>Labor
>house of representatives
Man you guys really are Americanized.
>>61581846
How much is the fine?
>>61581906
It's not traditionally exclusively American. -or and -our were used relatively interchangeably in Britain and here. Labor was founded a century ago and chose -or because it was seen as more progressive than the Francophillic -our.
So who the fuck will give us our NBN
>>61581910
$200
>>61581910
$20
Can increase to $180 if it remains unpaid
>>61582005
And a criminal conviction
>>61582021
how patriotic
my seat had a fucking awful selection of lower house parties
literally the only OK party was the libs. I put the ALP and Greens last respectively but the other parties were like "Animal Justice" and "Drug Reform" party.
>>61582040
Makes people get off their ass and give a shit enough to vote. So worth it in a way.
>see friend wearing a labor shirt at polling both
>sent a photo of him to all my liberal friends over imessage
>everyone has now excluded him
Not like it mattered anyway since ince the libs get in he won't have time for a social life once they cut penalty rates and Medicare he will be working all the time
>>61582063
>literally the only OK party was the libs
Bourgeoisie out
>>61581906
The spelling of Labor uses the American spelling in honour of King O'Malley.
>>61581846
I just put in empty ballots
Voted One Nation in the Senate and Rise Up Australia in House of Representatives as my 1st preferences
And you lads? Better be no Greens cunts in here
>>61582076
sick of this
>the coalition is only good for the rich
gimmick. Anyone who earns slightly above the average income will be better off under the libs as opposed to labor. Especially if they do cut income taxes.
>Be Australian
>don't vote
>get arrested
>go to court
>found guilty
>get executed by salt water crocs
>>61582105
you get fined like $20 dollarydoos
>>61582105
I thought we get sent to the Torres Strait with the others who don't contribute to society
>>61582119
not even. 90% of the time they just don't even bother to fine.
>>61582105
that's pretty much it
>>61582088
>mfw the /pol/ poll had 10% greens
>>61581608
Daily reminder who dissolved your parliament on a whim
Silly colonials, thinking elections make you free
>>61582105
That'll teach you not to ignore your civic duty, cunt.
>>61582088
You voted for them....ironically?
>>61582136
Good wouldn't want that pol scum supporting my party
>>61582151
>On a whim
Come now m8. Don't be silly.
>tfw not enrolled to vote
>>61582196
good lad
>>61581831
This is what I don't get, you're more first world than the UK in most ways, but what is the deal with your internet? Is it as bad as people say, and if so what's the problem
>>61582172
Completely unironically, and you?
Green valley
"Perkele"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4tZRZSGxcE
Which party is most likely to set up a commonwealth freedom of movement union between Canada, AUS,NZL and UK?
>>61582324
haha classic hanson
>>61582238
worse and copper wires made for old phone lines, not 21st century infrastructure
>>61582335
>Canada
>wanting to unleash a torrent of chinks upon your country
>>61582324
Is rage still on the air?
Please explain
>>61582335
>15 million Brits flee to Aus & Cananda overnight
>15 million Poles and Nigerians flee to the now half empty Britain
>everyone in Aus flees to NZ to escape the Brits
I'm not sure about this plan
>>61582404
unlikely
even if it was, itd be fucking wank
>>61582238
Government didn't invest and when Lab did, the Libs won due to Boat people. Then they fucked it all up.
>>61582431
>everyone in Aus flees to NZ to escape the Brits
Nah, we would make a gamble on summer to weed you out.
>>61582404
Actually yes it is.
>>61582431
>imblying
fucken hell Queensland
proving once again WA > QLD
>>61582196
Are you 12
>>61582487
Queensland is literally holding the whole fucking country back.
>>61582487
>>61582547
shut up, fucking flyovers
I put $10,000 on Liberal to win, so either I get money to get out of this country with or I get a decent government.
it's win/win lads
Which party should I want to win, and why lads?
>>61582570
jesus christ that term is not at all applicable to australia, fuck off back to america you disgusting cunt
>>61582587
None and you should worry about your nation desu
>>61582610
Moving to Australia soon, mate. Need 2 know
>>61582587
There's a lot. But it's always between Labor and Liberal, basically cucks and dumbarses. flip a coin and see
>>61582587
Honestly the best outcome if a hung parliament, where no major party has an outright majority.
But essentially Lib/Nat = Centre right, Labor - Centre left.
However you'd want Labor to win because both the major parties have the same immigration policy but Labor will hopefully give us good internet and won't privatise medicare (our NHS) which the Liberals have their eyes on.
>>61582649
If you got some wealth libs, if you part of the rest than you want Lab. Both generally central.
>waah we hate the liberals
>liberals got majority vote atm
>>61582698
Can't fudd the Rudd
Man I miss him.
Bye Bye Medicare you were good but now you are going~ away
>>61582787
>tfw gonna keep paying out of my ass for it
what the genuine fuck is SA doing
yous are all fucking mongs down there I swear
>>61582826
Nothing wrong with Xenophon
Why are the parties called Liberal and Labor?
>>61582826
Xenophon is pretty based
guys im fucking scared Turnbull will lose
someone hold med
>>61582099
with an average over 400k thats pretty hard to get or are you referring to median 200k (USD)
>tfw love Barnaby Joyce as he fixed my region and made Hunter great again
>tfw he's nationals
>>61582841
>Liberals
>93% businesses
eh?
>>61582902
>scared
YOU FOOL IT IS THE HUNG PARLIAMENT YOU MUST WORRY
>>61582856
>>61582877
>voting for the alien from Alien
okay lads
Which is the most based? And what type of name is 'Xenephon'? Is that an anti-immigration party?
>>61582908
>hunter
new england fuck me
What did the maoris do in the cronulla riots?
>>61582924
The most honest politician I ever seen.
>>61582946
lel no, just one of the most honest cunts around
>>61582972
carried on with their day being shirtless, fucking white women and eating kebabs
>>61582915
>american tier political knowledge
wtf are xenopongs policies apart from anti-pokies?
>>61582902
Turnbull and bill they are both shit and do you really want Turnbull to make Medicare private and all of Austraila to go to hell!
>>61582946
Guy named a political party after himself, he's a Greek-Cypriot.
Pro same-sex marriage
Anti-wind farms
Anti death penalty
loving the coverage from Baz Cassidy and Antony Green on abc. legends
>mfw cunts not listening to Turnbull and voting for independends
>>61583014
Cutting penalty rates
>>61583051
>not wanting years of FUN
m8
>>61583017
>Turnbull to make Medicare private and all of Austraila to go to hell
nigger pls
>libs 57
>labs 58
WE DOIN IT BOYS
>Labor
Fuck off Yank
>tfw the dissolution is going to turn out a pointless effort
>>61583081
They wanted to distinguish themselves from the british Labour party.
We still spell labour as labour.
>>61583070
>57
>59
kill me
>>61583081
Fuck off Frenchman, it's the original Latin spelling.
>>61582653
this
why do people hate labor when they're not doing anything different to immigrants than what liberal is doing? and we keep our healthcare and fast internets
also don't listen to smug cunts who won't shut the fuck up abut putting major parties last, honestly noone cares
>>61583098
its happening
>>61583051
>listening to turnbull and only voting for the big parties
>listening to turnbull
You are the one who is screwing this country.
>>61583096
Our labour party is older.
>>61582826
Xenophon is based you fag
>>61583051
>Not voting LDP
You seem like the kind of man who might enjoy watching a large man of African descent make love to your wife.
JUST
>>61583143
I've gotta hand it to ya man although I don't vote LDP I respect your dedication in shilling for them on /int/, you've been doing it for years.
>>61581846
Wait, you get fined if you don't vote in Australia?
>>61583163
>Maribyrnong
>>61583163
>1 electorate
its over lads, xenomorph has control of Australia
>tfw gambled on election results
I need help
>>61581608
I BELIEVE IN WA
COONS LOVE THEIR PENSION
>>61581608
Lol One Nation hasn't done this well since the mid 90s. I'm going to laugh my arse off if they get a senator.
>>61583163
hnnnng
>>61583171
if you enroll to vote and don't do it, yes, it's a $20 fine but it's super lax. It's a good thing tb'h m8, it encourages people to give somewhat of a toss.
>>61583171
no bully ;_;
>>61583195
>bullying over civic duty
>>61581846
Can't you spoil your ballot? Draw a massive veiny cock on it that cums swastikas
>>61583177
that's bill shortens electorate
>>61583192
that'll be a kek
First the Rugby, now this
kek
The question is: will you be part of the additional 2 million that will receive FTTP if Labor wins
1 - ALA
2 - one nation
3 - libs
4 - family first
How'd I do?
>>61583192
At least one and one of them will be are Pauline
>>61583225
shit, you shitcunt
>>61583171
we always have >90% turnout. It helps stop fruitcakes like ALA winning anything.
>>61583171
Wait you have mandatory military service in Finland?
labor up 52-49 the dream is real faster internet here we come
>>61583240
Is that why you never see a fat Finn, they're all made to exercise by law
>>61583204
You sure can. Anyone who just cops the fine is an idiot.
>>61583227
I can hardly wait for that glorious and attractive woman to block halal bullshit.
>>61583225
meme/10
>>61583248
>limp-dick leftist policies and pro-socialist agendas are ok in my book if I can pirate my animes a little faster!
top yourself
>>61583248
are the labs going to dump the fibre to the node disaster altogether?
>blues might lose
My sides
why isnt friendlyjordies a mandatory subject in high school yet?
this nation would be fucking saved if we taught our youth through unbiased media
i voted for the drug law reform party :3
>>61583309
>needing that left cunt to show the way
Well done fuckwit
>>61583300
The only way they can win the cup is if they pay for it
>>61583309
> friendlyjordies
> unbiased
60/60
>Former treasurer Peter Costello predicts Labor hasn't done enough as official result still too close to call
cmon cuckbull
This is going to be close holy shit.
61/60
the dream is real lads
Labor: 60
Liberal: 61
WA votes incoming
labour and NEETs on suicide watch
>>61583051
I don't get this mentality. I think it's great if there's more diversity in the parliament. It's a better representation of the electorate.
>>61583389
The dream was only real if Labor stayed in last election now you still get a shitty watered down NBN regardless
Lol
Hung parliament and power in the independents!
>>61583248
>>61582238
>>61582370
>>61582460
The real problem is that we've allowed a body as incompetent as the federal government, whoever they may be, to actually implement a national broadband roll-out. Instead of just selling the idea to singtel or some shit, generally when there is a monetary incentive to get something done, it happens. Fucking morons.
>>61583436
I blame Telstra.
>>61583420
stopping the boats is more important than faster internet m80
>>61583309
>vote greens please the youtube channel
Fuck off and die. I hope you never reach voting age.
>>61583409
it's far harder to get things done though
i'd rather a party have the numbers to pass laws, and i trust the libs to not fuck up the economy, every thing else is secondary for me.
>>61583454
Which Rudd did with Nauru already in 2013
>>61583502
I thought he supported labor, not the greens.
>>61583436
But it did go to the private sector (e.g Telstra for access to their pits and ex Telstra fibre optics contractors and consultants). They've nickel and dimed the government at every turn
>>61583524
he does >>61583502 is just a fucking idiot
>>61583505
Not trolling - does it occur to the average Aussie to care about the concentration camps they detain the boaties in?
Because here we get an endless stream of shit for our detention of immigrants and they're better off than most of our prisons (which admittedly themselves are quite shit)
>>61583524
mainly because labor will form government if people dont vote libs
>voting today
>see parties
>australian progressives
>socialist alliance
>Socialist Equality Party
>australian sex party
>drug law reform party
>help end marijuana prohibition party (literally DUDE WEED LMAO: the party)
>Non-Custodial Parents Party
What the fuck happened to this country?
>>61583194
>It's a good thing
Go away. Forcing people to do something is obnoxious.
>>61583546
nah fuck em
>>61583561
democracy happened.
>>61583546
No one really gives a fuck
Every now and again a story comes out about mass rape or violence or riots in the camps or some shit and it will spark an outcry for their removal, but it ultimately fades into obscurity
>>61583561
>drug law reform party
>help end marijuana prohibition party
i unironically voted for both of those lol
>>61583546
Not really
They care more if they die in our shores
>>61583503
>i trust the libs to not fuck up the economy
>i know absolutely nothing about economics but have completely swallowed a meme
>>61583546
Yes. A huge number of people are appalled by our treatment of refugees but sadly the idiocy of the uneducated masses mean that no mainstream politicians are prepared to take a stand.
65/60
;_;
>>61583561
Move out of melbourne m8, I haven't seen any of those soapboxes out. Saw the majors and the Christian Democrats, not even the greens.
>>61583546
Concerns yes, but nobody cares beyond that.
>>61583561
>I have just voted for the first time
there are always shitloads of minor parties on the ballot you idiot.
>>61583657
I live in rural NSW, these weren't interstate parties lad
Hope alp loses for based albanese/plibersek leadership
>>61583664
That's not even the point I'm making fuckwit
At least we can't complain as the nation voted.
>>61583677
interesting point. that would be awesome.
>>61583651
I wonder who is behind this post
;)
>>61583546
The alternative is having them die at sea on a leaky boat. Because we've fed the smugglers an incentive to keep the boats coming.
Fuck that, and fuck do gooders like
>>61583644
Cunts like him cause more unnecessary deaths. Soak your head faggot.
>>61583677
the labs probably would have just got over the line with dj albo instead of the cardboard cutout they have currently
who else watching abc here?
>Tfw there were some booths without a sausage sizzle
>>61583738
Yeah m8
Bring back kristina keneally
>>61583677
>>61583693
>>61583727
Would love to see them lead the ALP but it won't happen, not just because the right faction of the ALP would murder them first.
Shorten has done well enough in this campaign to keep his position, no doubt. Only way a leadership change could happen is if he resigned, which he won't do.
>>61583738
Fuck yeah watching Antony "Mean Machine" Green.
>>61583738
They're getting pretty wacky this year
>>61583738
i'm actually watching channel 9 for the kim beazley x costello bantz ft. albo
>Labor will have power in the senate anyway
Wonderful, nothing happening again.
>>61583741
MY BOOTH WAS LACKING A SAUSAGE SIZZLE
WHAT THE FUCK LADS
I TURN UP EXPECTING A NICE SNAG WITH A BIT OF BARBY SAUCE AND SOME ONIONS AND I GET NOTHING
>>61583723
>muh greater good
entirely philosophically opposed to the rest of modern philosophical thinking. as a society we generally don't accept these kind of arguments ie: sacrificing a few for the supposed good of more people (pretty debatable anyway) but for some reason its acceptable in this circumstance.
>>61583723
The only reason why it's justified as preventing drownings is because you use it to create doubt in people with souls.
>>61583741
I would have gone and found another booth if mine didnt have a sausage sizzle going
>>61583748
>>61583770
Fuck yeah!
love Antony Green. Legend
>>61583794
Mine charged two dollars and didn't even give onion.
>>61583794
There were three within like 10kms of our place suck shit
>>61582278
Voted below the line and placed them dead last.
How often do you think kristina keneally fucks her sons? Every chance she gets i reckon, she only gets kinky on their birthdays though
Here come the WA votes
All I got was a priest giving me holy advice. T-Thanks
Amanda Vanstone is a savage confirmed
>>61583852
that's fuckin unaustralian
>>61583871
WA is gonna ruin everything.
I just want fast internet
>>61583797
Yeah, you're right. In a perfect world your perspective would be completely unchallenged and you'd get everything that you want. Do us a favor, pop round to the coffee shop, get yourself a babyccino and settle down. Nobody cares about your supposed moral superiority you absolute cunt, welcome to democracy.
Qt tory whore at Trevor Evans' campaign HQ
This turned out a not bad election
>>61584034
>>61582649
Vote for Meow-Ludo Disco Gamma Meow Meow.
Sick cunt. Apparently genetically engineered bacteria go grow more efficiently at UNSW without permission and without permission to access the labs.
Wants to make bioluminescent brew.
>>61584196
A wild cunt
looks like tories are going to win
fuck this shit
this meme about cunts naming their own party after themselves NEEDS TO STOP
>>61583503
>and i trust the libs to not fuck up the economy, every thing else is secondary for me.
HOW? FUCKING UP THE ECONOMY IS ALL THEY'VE DONE.
ALL MY GROG IS WASTED
CAUSE I DRANK TOO MUCH
AND I FUCKED ALL THE SLUTS
>>61584034
Will make sure to grab my skinny latte in the morning but for now I'm just few enjoying a craft beers and positing on the woes of the world. Thanks for makin sure I'm alright
>>61584258
the meme about anons overusing the word cunt to assert their Australianness on the internet NEEDS TO STOP
So the fast internet dream dead?
>>61584372
As dead as the copper wires.
>>61584343
is this a butthurt labor voter taking out his aggression on an innocent and quite decent post?
It looks like it
>>61582021
Hahaha you idiot.
>>61584400
Oh bother
>>61582856
>>61582877
>>61582946
>>61582982
>>61583014
>>61583029
>>61583136
>Supporting the scientifically illiterate pandering man.
It's like outsourcing expert opinion to Blogspot University graduates.
Come on people. You could've done a bit better than Xenophon.
>>61584475
Not really. I mean look at the choices.
>Australia
>Fast Internet
>Ever
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>61584305
I don't like it
>>61584312
anytime darl'
>>61584475
He has good policies
I should stop bothering with politics
Always end up dissappointed :(
>>61584509
Eh at least it doesn't stop our shitposting and banter here.
>>61584475
they unseated a lib
good enough for me desu
hit that like if you vote for freedom, internet, bill of rights, basic income, 4chan party.
Liberal voters are mouth breathers
>>61584568
That's Labor
>>61584589
No, it's definitely Liberal.
>>61582278
Top lad
Muzzies out
>>61584509
I know.
>>61584558
All 1,105 voters of the VEP need to kill themselves.
>>61584595
Most Labor voters are athiest NEETs m8
looks like at least 2 One Nation Senators inbound, gun grabbers and muzzies blown the fuck out.
>>61584622
And that's marginally better than Liberal's kikes and dense country cunt voters.
Just waiting for the impotent rage from Friendlyjordies
>>61584680
Do you think he'll suicide on camera? I don't think he can survive another 4 years of exclusively political videos. He probably wants to get back to mocking our retarded youth culture.
>>61584621
I literally put them 4th on my senate ballot.
>>61584680
Gonna be angry and you know he has to deal with it until next election. Honestly funny.
>>61584674
Stop being poor you pathetic worm.
I want Tones back
>>61584722
Then i suppose you only need to kill yourself if they're still around in the 4th round. Good luck.
>>61584622
Can confirm this
>>61584769
What do you have against VEP? Very strange choice of party to hate tbph.
>>61584727
>only vote for labor if you're poor
>if you're a hard worker, vote for liberal
That doesn't make any sense when the libs have done nothing but fuck anyone who doesn't have a juicy 6-fig salary, fuccboi
Damn why the fuck everyone putting major parties in their first choice? Everyone can't stand the major parties and we have a voting system that allows you to try other parties first so why?
>>61584818
Just pulling a funny mate cunt mate.
>tfw you will never have george lincoln rockwell as your prime minister
Got to admit at least, the dissolution kind of worked.
Where are senate seat numbers
>>61584915
days if not weeks away
>>61584915
Hopefully Tassie boots abetz
They're all the fucking same anyway.
>>61584829
You mean the people who create jobs and spend enough to actually be a valuable asset to our economy?
>>61584926
Why the shit can't we use computers ffs
Have them at the location and just have the retards touch screen it
I'm just sick of the constant change of leadership. I just want it to stop on one, and just move forward.
There was literally a moment a week back where I actually had to remind myself who the leader was for a second. That ain't a good sign at all.
>>61584915
counts here http://vtr.aec.gov.au/SenateStateFirstPrefsByGroup-20499-NAT.htm
>>61584976
>lets have non-verifiable votes so we can be silently defrauded like americans
sounds like a plan
>>61584926
Especially if you're a cunt like me and number every box below the line
>>61585014
? Not talking about online
>>61584991
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>former lawyer and CEO of Goldman Sachs Australia gets to continue running the country
poo
>>61585033
yeah youre talking about machines.....like america uses and have been hacked and spit out thousands more votes than people that showed up.
>>61584986
things won't be much better if the libs only win a majority by a hair, the hardcore tories and their fossil radio host supporters are already stirring the pot, still in denial that they would have been demolished if tone was still around
why malcolm didn't call an election straight after he rolled him when the polls were soaring i will never know
[spoiler]Never[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Ever[/spoiler]
>>61585039
were they even get on the ballot?
>>61585039
everybody post the internet presence of their craziest independent who ran for senate
http://www.glennfloyd.org/
>>61584953
>create jobs buy selling our land to the chinese
>make jobs buy giving mass tax cuts to the major corps and making up for lost money by taking it away from public health and education
Sure it'll be great when Australia is nothing but tradies ready to do the bidding of the latest megacorp in Liberal's pocket because no one could afford higher education
>>61585114
>mfw i see one of malcolm turnbull's campaign points being creating a large defense industry to create more jobs
>>61585176
>defense industry
Fuck that.
Where is Jobson Grothe?
>>61585176
Liberals campaign is literally do everything George W Bush did. Because soaring to victory (by Supreme Court deciding not to allow a hand count in Florida) is a solid campaign strat.
>>61585176
and the centerpiece of it (the submarines) is one giant vote-grabbing farce of already outdated technology
>>61585281
Finally can use this
Fuck man I am so scared for the future of this country
>Devalued education
>Rapidly declining standard of living
>TPP imminent
>Absolutely fucked up internet infrastructure that is holding us back economically and socially
>Murdoch slowly buying up all of our media
>Housing Market crash just around the corner
>Universal healthcare literally being pawned off by our government
>>61585281
BLACKED
L
A
C
K
E
D
>>61585340
How the fuck did we end up in this position
>>61585340
its almost as if the western world is in decline
>>61585340
Silly, house prices can never go down.
>>61585363
The BHD
>>61585340
But has Murdoch ever been wrong?
>>61585340
i'd be interested in what things would look like today if they didn't roll beazley as lab leader at the end 06 and he won against howard the following year
>>61585340
talking to me nan
>the libs wanna sell off the medicare
>"nah son they wouldnt do that its lies"
>but they already started, it was in the budget to stop funding testing, they just delayed it for the election
>"really? nah nah it's labor lies"
>the libs is the ones that sold off telstra, how can you say they wouldnt?
>"the government owned telstra?"
me fuckin nan mate
>>61585455
>this
literally every time i talk to parents/grandparents about politics.
quick tangent
what is there to do in melbourne? i'm currently in melbourne but for some reason my flag is still hk
>>61585340
I blame old people.
Pensions are the worst thing that ever happened to young people.
>>61585507
I doubt you
>>61585507
Plenty of sport, art and heaps of live music.
Get pissed and go see one or more of the above.
>>61585507
be cold and buy overpriced coffee and clothes
>>61585507
>Hong Kong
>In melb
at least you fit right in
>>61582238
We're a big country with a small population, it's hard to T up first world infrastructure economically.
>>61585455
>>61585504
>>61585512
need this image for australia
>>61582570
>flyover
>implying perth is worth flying over to
>>61582787
Does Shorten pay you on a per post basis?
>>61585578
I don't think it's boomers, it's the generation before them tbph. Boomers aren't so bad in Aus.
I mean I love my grandpa and he is a sickcunt who blew up japs and stuff.
but god he is fucking retarded and getting pretty senile
>>61585065
That is due American incompetence, would've happened with papers as well
>>61585614
Does Turnbull pay you to question others opinions?
>>61585622
We all will be senile one day,
>>61582335
Never going to happen, we don't want it, the Canadians don't want it, the Kiwis don't want it, but 60 million Brits trying to flee their sinking ship of a country certainly do
>>61585683
yeah and at that stage we probably shouldn't vote
>>61585673
For the millionth time, the medicare cuts meme is a Labor scare campaign with zero factual basis. The fact that so many people blindly believe it without researching it themselves goes to show the general intellect of the population.
>>61585666
>voting machine support
>satan get
not surprised
>>61585684
This, imagine all of the terrorists/jihadists/chavs/shitkickers from the UK who'd be able to stream in unchecked and start scabbing welfare from us. It'd be a disaster.
>>61585704
not him but
>Labor scare campaign
somewhat
>with zero factual basis.
not true
We've seen bulk billing incentives being taken away which seems to have led to charges for testing such as X-rays and blood tests.
If they had no designs on it, why would they have a commission into privatising it?
Did that man just say "waifu"?
>>61585708
Huh
>>61582335
>>61585684
>>61585745
Australia should build an EU style body with NZ tbph.
Oceanic federation when?
>>61585796
We basically have that already, I can live and work in New Zealand easily and vice versa.
>>61585708
who is that
abc is better
watch abc, it has Antony Green
>>61585704
The Liberals want to freeze the medicare rebate until 2019/20 this means that it is not prices to the consumer price index and forces doctors to stop bulk billing
t. someone on a disability pension who's local practice has just stopped bulk billing
>>61585796
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trans-Tasman_Travel_Arrangement
Had something similar to Schengen since the 70s, but I'm fine with being politically unintegrated
>>61585826
Priced*
>>61585704
>meanwhile in 1992 usenet/int/
telstra privitization are just a conspiracy theory theres no evidence for it. on an unrelated note, who else is really into Michael Jackson right now? :)
>>61585869
>privitization
foy
>>61585824
>>61585830
we need to go deeper
So I just found out there is no minimum age requirement to be the Prime Minister in Australia (unlike the U.S, which is 35).
Which got me thinking.
When will we ever have a qt 18 year old girl as PM?
>>61585921
Why, the arrangement we have now works fine
>>61585976
>you will never be the PM by 26 and slay pussy 24/7
Sluts love power
>>61585976
>not wanting a loli PM
are you even trying?
>andrew blot meltdown
wonderful
>>61585976
>electing women as PM
Sorry m8 we have to go through the Aborigines first, then the Asians, then we might be able to schedule a bird
>>61585921
>>61585796
we should be going after South Korea
>cant group with China because of their NK support
>cant group with japan because of historical tensions
>we share derpy pop culture
>>61586040
waifu party has my [1]
>>61586059
SK has absolutely nothing in common with this country, much like Somalia and Venezuela.
>>61586040
Would prefer a cute Shota pm
>>61586059
What the fuck are you talking about
>>61586085
The greatest party is on the rise
>>61586053
Mate, are you actually 3?
>bye bye
rekt
>>61585114
Why are there 5 people doing the job that 2 could do?
>>61585704
ScoMo said tonight on ABC election coverage that it was a massive overshoot of a call. Note: an OVERshoot. As in the threat to Medicare is exaggerated.
This is absolutely true. It is an exaggerated threat but there is most certainly still a threat. ScoMo let it slip.
>>61586161
Corruption and cronyism
>>61586092
we both are heavily americanized and weeaboos
we both rely on non-home internet way more than seems reasonable in 2016
we both are really good in the olympics at sports that are a little too on the nose
we both call everyone cunts
is tpg nbn any good
apaprently the netflix-hour congestion is absolute shit
>>61586239
No you Seppo
this ABC bird is a hot milf
>>61586241
>apaprently the netflix-hour congestion is absolute shit
i've heard this about every provider that isn't telstra unfortunately
>>61586442
>upwards of $145p/m for 1000gb
jdimsa
Really want Penny Wong for labour leader
Jacking off to twerking videos, so hypnotic and sexy
>>61587334
nigger detected
hurry the fuck up niggas counting the votes
The fact it goes down to cunts who voted beforehand is hilarious.
>>61588130
I'm not laughing
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