Canada is Anglo Edition
>>61553656
God (don't) save the Queen
>July 1 is called Canada Day
>Americans call July 4 "The 4th of July"
hmmmm
this is tennessee, u liek 10se?
>>61553586
comes from pepsi and that fact that quebecois bought it over the more expensive coca cola
>>61553772
Actually, Americans call July 1st "July 1st" too.
>>61553786
friendly reminder that 10se it literally the only Southern state which is both white and non-hispanic.
>>61553786
one of my favorite states actually
What does love feel like?
My life has literally become
>don't hit on me silly girls
Help me
Going out to get some brandy buds
>>61554058
u a fuckin fag, bro?
>>61553979
its 80% white
janitors are fucking faggots
what is the goddamn point of this board if politics go on /pol/, history goes on /his/ and current news articles go on /news/
apparently the only threads you can make are shitposting ones or generals
what a fucking mess
i know you're reading this too you fat fuck, i hope you get cancer and become a financial and emotional drain on your family
>>61554109
are you gonna be day drinking?
>>61553786
It's the comfiest state I have lived in.
>>61554113
>thirst culture
Keep that embrassing ideology to yourself
>>61554170
Nah, I just am getting ready to have a comfy evening and have brandy tea
>>61554196
>embrassing
u ditch english lessons to suck off other dudes behind the playground shed, bro?
>>61554115
The 20% non-white are all in Memphis.
>>61554164
I was surprised they allowed Brexit threads.
Usually they ban threads about news events. Including the Orlando shootings
what do people do to celebrate Canada Day?
>>61554164
what are you in for
>>61554187
>>61554017
>>61553979
thanks guys, what a comfy thread
Who /MemorialDay/ here?
>>61554397
That's lovely looking.
>>61554377
I live uncomfortably close to there.
It's nearly the 4th and I still don't have a flag.
I'm gonna get a fine from the local council
>>61554322
A Trailer Park Boys Day would make more sense tbqh
>>61554419
Yes it is.
>>61554495
was thinking of going door to door and handing out free flags to houses without them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAOy_FLQDOI
>michigan
>>61554568
That's pretty nice. I can tell you were brought up bright.
>>61554322
Most people get wasted / stoned or both, and have bonfires, watch fireworks... that kind of stuff.
Who /rightbackin/ here?
http://allhiphop.com/2016/06/30/gucci-mane-to-be-sued-for-millions-for-death-of-rapper-slim-dunkin/
about to crack open a beer desu
>women don't put makeup on their pussies yet
So much for the steady march of progress
>>61554899
Isnt it a bit early, jim?
god damn i hate baby boomers
>>61554477
>>61554960
more like a bit late desu
>>61554164
international culture and language discussion
some culture-related topics can be art, music, dance, religion, rituals, food, architecture and clothing. I think some history, science and nature discussion is allowed, as long as it fits the context of international discussion. As for language, you can ask/offer help for learning a language, or discuss languages themselves (accents, phonetic variations, regionalisms, etc)
there's plenty of things to talk about, but really, why would we when we can just posts frogs and vapemans
LUP (Loose Ukrainian Pussy) for the BCC (Big Chinese Cock)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaqqDnblUMI
*puts trap beats ove n64 soundtracks*
haha yes. Memes.
>tfw no cute Chinese girlfriend to spend Canada day with
Suffering lads.
>>61555044
>this guy speaks better english than mexicans that have been living in my citiy for 8+ years
i volunteer teaching english to immigrants in my city to keep up my spanish skills, and my god most of them just cannot learn.... they don't even really understand spanish grammar. just trying to teach them what a "verb" is like explaining particle physics
Where is my German friend with the feet pics
who /horseracing/ here?
just hit my first exacta of the day
>black hair + pale skin
>letting my beard grow
>random red hairs out of nowhere
o shit why am i going full ginger
>>61555217
hopefully dead desu
>constantly tortured by images of my gf having sex with her ex
why did i fall for the "her past is her past" meme?
im gonna have to dump her lads, i can't look into the eyes of the mother of my children and see her 69'ing with her chump ex
>>61555217
always here
always wit u
If a fellow /cum/patriot lives within 50 miles what is the etiquette for a duel?
>>61555251
I get red facial hair as well, despite having brown head hair.
I actually like it as I have blue eyes and find the blue/red combination pleasing; just wish my beard was fuller
>>61555359
Mutual jerk off and whoever cums first must eat both loads :)
>>61555375
i met her when i was 16 and assumed she was a virgin like me. she only told she had prior experience when i became emotionally attached and it was too late. never trust white women. fucking 4 years with this chick and i still can't get over this
>>61555375
No Asian pls
>>61555476
>No Asian pls
I've never knowingly met a white woman over the age of 15 who wasn't a virgin.
I have met many who lie about being virgins.
>>61555260
Because used goods, my good leaf.
>you're kissing a girl that sucked other guys dick
>>61555536
be me
>>61555533
i've literally screamed into my pillows with tears running down my face because of this exact fact
fuck you mexicunt, at least i know it would be even harder for you to find a pure gf
>>61555611
The hands you hold lovingly were the same hands she used to jerk off another guys dick until he came onto her feet palms.
I strictly only fuck virgins. I'm a hymen connoisseur.
>>61555611
lmao git gud you mong
don't know why a hangover cure hasn't been created and mass marketed already
>>61555794
It's called more alcohol faggot
>>61555829
never had much luck with hair of the dog; it just delays the effects instead of dissipating them
baby you're my darling angel
am i baned?
>>61555794
Because no one even knows what causes hangovers yet, there are theories but no one knows for sure.
>>61556051
you're a free guy
for now
>>61556115
strawmans but i agree with the message
>>61555707
@me
>>61556115
Europe for europeans, Asia for Asians, Africa for africa
everything else should be free game as long you immigrate legally imo
>>61553656
>he thinks wearing sunglasses at night makes him cooler
>>61556267
what a terrible,terrible post
>>61556310
t. faggot who wear sunglasses at night
I'm celebrating american culture by eating a chocolate donut with marshmallows on top. God bless america
>>61556390
I'm blind, asshole
>>61554164
What is your fucking problem?
>>61556504
good
>only 2 weeks until evo
>>61556511
I don't know about him but my problem is that I got blocked from posting last night for a low quality post, that expired, I went back to posting, and now I wake up to find I've been banned for the same post.
>>61556267
>>61556310
>>61556390
>>61556504
>hear that not wearing sunglasses can give you cataracts eventually
>go to store to buy sunglasses
>I have normal glasses already, so there are only 2 options
>clip-ons or over-glasses
>op for over-glasses since they seem to block out more light
>extracataractpreventingpower.jpg
>buy a pair
>wear them to friends house
>makes fun of me for awful looking glasses
>"but you don't understand I could get cataracts"
>friend laughs harder
>has his sister take a look
>she subtly tells me they look god-awful
>buy clip-ons
>tfw succumbed to pier pressure from friends
>tfw I'm probably gonna get cataracts now
>>61556613
Evo?
have no idea why a girl would every want to voluntarily be around me for an extended amount of time
don't know why anyone would desu. I'm p boring
hold on tightly
Any American want to come to Canada and celebrate with me? :3
>>61556747
fighting game tournament
>>61556890
>cute (652).gif
I fear for your safety, anon.
>>61556504
If you're already blind why do you need sunglasses?
It's not like you're going to go blind from staring at the sun.
feels like I'm about to enter cardiac arrest 2bh
>>61557015
I still have extremely minor residual sight and am still ultra sensitive to light. Not every blind person is 100 percent blind.
I hear it's similar to people with sight who close their eyes when looking into a light and see pink. Also since I can't make direct eye contact with people, I'd rather wear glasses than "look" in a random location
>>61557131
too much moe lad?
>>61557182
How can u post
>>61557238
I use Voice over programs.
>>61557223
carelessly lifted weights while on stims
>>61555611
Mexico at least has a handfull of pure christian girls, my friend.
It isn't hard to find one.
>>61556872
Really fucking rude
>>61557440
Cute Mexicans also welcome! <3
>>61557462
>Cute Mexicans
oxymoron desu
>>61557498
Another fucking rude
I.... I just fucking can't anymore....
>>61557593
<:^(
>>61556767
Some like to be around chill people who make no drama.
>>61557568
>beaners can't handle the bantz
>>61557855
Whoops forgot proxy.
>>61555611
Christ I thought you people were a myth.
How can someone be so pathetic and insecure? I can't imagine what a pain in the ass it'd be to fuck a virgin girl, having to hand hold her throughout the entire process, I just want to fuck, not turn into a sex teacher, milfs are the best, they know what they like and more importantly they probably know what I like, it's easy modo, just go with the current.
>mfw these people also have no qualms about sleeping casually with several girls before getting a gf
>>61557855
>>61557902
I'm memeing you dip
>>61557902
How can you even use a proxy on 4chan? Whenever I try using one, I just get banned.
>>61558015
Private proxy. I think I didn't pay subscription this month though, so I'm stuck with my flag.
>>61558015
you can use some proxy services if you have a 4chan pass
>>61558063
You emberrased to put your real flag?
Can't handle the fucking banter?
>>61556890
Noice.
I'm particularly hyped for SGDQ coming up.
>>61558104
Thanks moot
>>61558109
>You emberrased to put your real flag?
Projecting? But no. Not at all.
>Can't handle the fucking banter?
Can't chill the fuck out?
>>61558159
>pic
My dick was never the same after that game.
>>61558177
who's moot? I keep seeing that name posted everywhere, was he a tripfag or something?
>>61554164
Why don't janitors celebrate payday?
>>61557283
Lmao how retarded must posting here be then
>>61558237
The tripfag of tripfags.
>>61558223
>>61558159
what game
>>61558244
They do it for free lol
>>61558184
I only chill when someone cutposts
Tbqh
>>61558290
This is most distressing news indeed. Someone should inform them that it is within their right to demand fair compensation for their services.
The next time someone sees a janitor they should ask why they don't celebrate payday.
just found a small, brown feather in my bed
no idea where it came from
>>61558282
I don't remember moonrune names. Just reverse image search what the other guy posted.
>>61558473
your pillow most likely
*flies away*
>>61558473
you're welcome ;)
>>61557975
this, it's actually a hassle more than anything else
>>61558473
lol ur a bird haha
>>61558518
underrated polish humor
>tfw just sneak in some american's room
Hope i didn't left anything behind
>>61558624
the bad grammar makes it even cuter
mexicans a cute
>>61558624
>tfw Mexicanon rubbed chilis on your fingers in your sleep and you rub your eyes when waking up
>>61558670
I-i-i thought i had good grammer
>>61553809
>>61558518
haha winged hussars haha
Who hates canada here?
>>61558787
>grammer
can't catch a break, can you?
>>61558870
Not me
>>61558899
Sorry i'm a bit sleepy right now
Couldn't sleep yesterday
>>61558870
>qcvandalisme.jpg
children
>>61558624
Are you the cucuy
>>61559034
>Are you the cucuy
more like the cuck lmao
i want to su...
complete the sentence
>>61559237
-spend non NA posters from being able to post in /cum/
>>61559276
Not a fan of this rude posting 2bh
testing
>>61559315
*stares you down*
>>61559334
Ha ha
shill desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIUrtuFS9zk
It's my birthday today
I don't want to be older
>>61558282
Rondo Duo
>mfw
>living on the most beautiful continent in the world
feels good to be a North American
>>61555611
What are you talking about its not hard to find a pure Mexican girl .Mexico has not been completely lost to degeneracy yet .my cousin was complaining to me that a lot of Mexican girls Won't put out
>>61559460
>take chinese in highschool
just australian things
>>61559501
What emotion is this pic trying to convey?
>>61559501
THIS PEPE MADE ME KEK
>>61559661
Absolutely, the world needs more qts
>>61559661
>no cum
You blew it, lad.
>>61554035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raNGeq3_DtM
>>61559661
>>61559739
he blew it by making a new thread at 170 replies, the bellend
>>61559722
>this is somehow against the rules
explain yourself hotpockets
not even a footfag but it's sfw
>>61559490
Happy Birthday!
Is it safe to swim in the river?
bought spicy sausages but they're really sour and only have s slightly spicy after taste
waste of money desu don't even want to finish the pack
I know that virtually none of you have done a proper job in your lives, or worked in business, or worked in trade, or indeed ever created a job.
want to get a tiny tattoo of a cute LINE emoji
>>61560001
i do but hbu
>>61558223
Try this one.
Its amazing despite only being an alpha.
Its called Free Cities.
>>61560001
sounds like you're projecting, bud. Did you just get fired or something?
>>61560047
>>61560077
literally the newest
>tfw too hype for July 4th
Why cant it be Monday already senpai
>>61560077
>>61560077
farrage said this in his post brexit speech
>>61560001
>ever created a job
I pay my Mexican neighbor to mow my lawn
>>61560001
*get sad for that comment you just made*
hey
>>61560060
how autistic do you have to be for shit like this?
makes me cringe just reading it
>>61553656
>canada day
congratulations on your well earned struggle for independence..... LOL.
MORE LIKE KEKOLD DAY
>>61557015
Protects against cancer on the eyeleads and eye. UV can still pentrate your skin and you still have a risk of melanoma at the skin, yet small. So, protection.
>>61560139
H-hey
W-w-what's up?
>>61560047
>>61560077
>>61560125
>>61560128
kill yourselves
>>61560001
are nige
>>61560139
greetings big american boy
>>61559938
Give it to some refugees.
>>61560217
Average_canadian_suntanning.jpg
>>61560217
>kill yourselves
le trolled :^)
>>61560323
You snared the in an elaborate ruse, ruseman.
It's funny, isn't it?
>>61560302
they're not halal
>>61560376
GOOD MORNING
>>61560376
lol
>>61560376
hysterical imo
>61559524
If just we weren´t a bounch of pendejos, this would be a paradise.
man, it's like a guitar solo, but instead of it just being one section of the song, it's like the whole song. just shredding from start to finish for like minutes man. you've never heard anything like it. it's wild
>>61560150
To each their own I guess.
>>61560428
>>61560443
When I came here 17 years ago and I said that I wanted to lead a campaign to get Britain to leave the European Union, you all laughed at me – well I have to say, you’re not laughing now, are you?
wtf to be honne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dziJg-t71Y4
I'm moving to Illinois (a bit west of Chicago)
>Anon, you're going to melt from the heat!
>Anon, you're going to freeze in winter!
>Anon, why are you thinking about buying winter clothes before winter? Just wait until November to buy winter clothes! It doesn't even get cold in the midwest!
Can any Illinois residents clarify these seemingly contradictory things I've been told? I'm coming from California where I've lived my whole life for weather reference.
Eating some pineapple (ananas). All I can think about is forming a lynch mob for people who put this decadent treat on pizza.
>>61560385
The Qur'an allows for the consumption of non halal food if there's nothing else.
T. Islam connoseur.
>>61560559
They have seasons. Us Californians have two seasons. Hot and warm. It would be wise to seek the wisdom of people who deal with harsher climates.
>>61560559
you'll need a good pair of rubberized boots for the winter, i recommend Sorel
You'll need a good, insulating jacket, do your own research on this end, but make sure its actually a winter coat rated for -30 celcius.
In a year, you'll experience 30+ C and 30- C, thats that way it goes in the interior. So your cali wardrobe will be appropriate for spring to fall, but you must get the right stuff for winter.
>>61560559
I've got a weather forecast for you:
BIG
CHICAGO
POLISH
SAUSAGE
IN
YOUR
BUTTHOLE
>>61560559
Its probably hot and humid in the summer but cold AF in the winters.
Do buy winter clothing before winter, don't want to be surprised, climate change is a bitch.
>>61560559
I live in Chicago. Ex Californian as well (Sacramento)
It gets p hot, but is manageable. You'll have to get used to humidity.
You def need winter clothes. It gets cold enough where if you aren't gloves, your hands physically hurt from the cold.
>>61560658
>>61560667
>>61560721
Thanks anons. I knew my friends were talking out of their ass.
>>61560704
S-sausage? What's it taste like?
>>61553979
>mfw 95%
>>61560559
This last winter was pretty mild overall. A couple ice storms and snow storms, but no deep freezes really. The worst I've been in was -45.
In the summer it can easily reach 90 degrees at 70% humidity.
>>61560559
if you're from california, even if you're from the mild temp parts, you'll probably be fine with the summer around here. it gets hot, but rarely up to 100. hot for us is 90 degrees with annoying humidity
don't know how it is exactly in chicago, but prepare for snow and cold temperatures. around here there's a week or two every winter where temperature drops to below -10 and we often have strong wind making it even worse. the wind is what will kill you in winter. invest in good mittens, a warm hat, and either a nice scarf or maybe even a face mask. get well insulated winter boots as well, and long underwear would also do nicely.
Half of my friends and my girlfriend is Mexican but I still don't really like Mexicans.
What's something cool from that country other than food so I can get a more positive outlook on them?
>>61560559
>>61560741
>>61560796
How many of us California natives are living in the Midwest? I'm a couple hours west of Chicago.
>>61560796
>The worst I've been in was -45.
Fucking Christ. In California the coldest I've ever been in was +25F
>>61560741
Real gloves do seem like a must from things I've read. Will keep that in mind.
>>61560843
coke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFxFRqNmXKg
tinfoiling to the max or legit crooked hillary shill
>>61560843
Get some guns from Barry.
>>61553656
What type of education would give me the highest chance of getting hired in the US? I'm thinking about choosing one of the following:
>chemical engineering
>chemical technology
>mechanics and machine building in English
>production engineering.
I'm fine with all of them but i'd love to chose the one that would help me move to the land of the free. I'd love to live ine the US, have 2 kids, wife, house with those tiny white fences, buy guns with my ID. US seems like a lovely place to live.
>>61560843
I think you'll just never be fond of Mexicans and that's fine, I'm the same, its just something you have to accept and live with.
>>61561219
Non-destructive testers always seem to be in short supply. Maybe look into that. You could work for oil or aerospace companies.
>>61560843
you should come down here and see for yourself
Hello dear US Americans,
I want to know if any of your relatives were afflicted by the Vietnam War and how it shaped their lives.
Did any of your relatives fight in the war?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX04USVRowQ
does anyone have the easter frog that looks like trudeau?
>>61561349
>you should come down and get your head cut off and see for yourself
no thanks
>>61561349
>telling someone to get beheaded by the cartel
why
>>61561548
I'm doing the world a favor
What's your favorite microwaveable food /cum/ bros? I'm eating DiGorno's right now
>>61561630
leftovers
DiGiorno's has microwaveable products?
>>61561384
My grandfather fought in Vietnam. He didn't have severe PTSD or anything as far as I could tell.
He was bitter though. He felt that political constraints were what made the campaign fail, and blamed the press for making the war seem unwinnable back home.
He told me if he ever saw Jane Fonda in person he would kill her for treason.
How should I pass the time until monday
>>61561384
My uncle and his friends managed to dodge the draft. (Legally. For whatever reason, despite being 18 at the time of it starting, they never got called up).
That's it for me. Sorry for not having more to tell. Of course they knew people that fought (and probably died) but those are stories I never heard.
>>61560919
wake up fucking sheeple
>>61561677
maybe no ptsd but severe retardation lmao
Now that desustorage is gone, is there an /int/ archive anywhere?
>>61561858
cuckchan.org
>>61561858
www.archived.moe/int
>>61561787
>German humor
>>61561957
>>61561962
Thanks.
My paki doctor pisses me off so much.
I go in to get this weird lump that appeared above my adams apple checked out. I tell him about it, he's more concerned about my drug use, and why my heart rate is so high.
MY HEART RATE IS HIGH BECAUSE I'M WORRIED I HAVE FUCKING CANCER YOU FUCKING BROWN SHIT.
He didn't even feel the bump until i asked him to just to make me feel better. Then he drew blood, did an EKG, and said, "cum bak net week."
FUCK
what's one thing that you're confident your better at than anyone else in /cum/?
>>61562123
Why are you seeing a Paki doctor in the first place you stupid fuck? Paki doctors work with social workers and social security disabilities patients which takes months just to get an annual check up because they're all a bunch of quacks accustomed to working on shitskins which literally shit in the streets.
Either you're retarded as fuck or poor as fuck.
>>61560843
I like people friendliness, I'm being 100% completely honest by saying that people will give you their bed, their food, their time and their commodities if you just met them.
Other than that, maybe the untouched wilderness in the south and the cultural activities in central Mexico.
Chuck Tingle at it again.
>>61562292
succing asian toes
>>61562123
i have an arab doctor and he is fucking trash
i have an eye infection (stye), tells me to use some facial cream
have a huge abscess over my lip, looked like a nigger with a swollen lip and he gives me the name of prescription free anti hayfever pills
ended up in ER with high fever and finally got some antibiotics and the abscess drained
gonna try to get an appointment at a different doctor this month and see if they accept new patients so i can finally switch my registered doctor
>>61562292
Probably cooking especially proper BBQ. If I were a well paid rich guy I'd fly all you NEETs out for a BBQ.
>>61562392
I am poor, but his office is in a very nice town, and all of his patients are very well off. I used to have this badass Russian doctor who was great, and made me feel better just by taking with his accent.
He died though...
>>61562523
why didn't you graduate with a maths degree
>marry American
>move to America
>get shot
>>61562580
I'm a simple man with simple pleasures.
i heard in the us the most common method of suicide is walking past a police car and taking a knife out of your pocket so they'll shoot you
