Because nobody else was making one
Happy Canada day, assholes
day drinking desu
>>61566814
I'm trans-arab terroristkin and Nelson Mandela is my spirit animal.
I hope Canadians have fun doing whatever Canadians do today
Are the images with fake quotes really necessary? He's cringey enough in reality.
just think of all the chinese celebrating in sandals in vancouver and you can see their sexy bare toes in te july sun
American music is so fucking sad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-WSEMsbWkM
>>61566814
>happy canada day
nah, there ain't nothing to be proud of anymore in this shit country.
t. jaded af
Sissy americans
>>61566948
Yeah, there are plenty of other memes other there.
>>61566990
you're welcome to leave, pussy
>>61567023
I expected him to have a hotter wife. He's pretty.
Canada yes
how can i go to canada
>>61567156
ride a moose
What is Ottawa like to live in? Is it a good city? I get the impression that it's like a combination of Toronto and Montreal but more "toned down."
>>61567023
is this real?
>>61567025
you first shitskin
>>61567209
obviously not
>>61567210
I'm white you butthurt little bitch
>>61567210
rude
should i buy a single shot 16ga shotgun for $75? it's on sale
>>61567156
http://www.cic.gc.ca/ctc-vac/getting-started.asp
To immigrate? Take this test to find out if you may be eligible.
>>61567272
>>61567272
Is 16 ga. common in Canada? I like the idea of single shot shotguns because it can be gateway to a lot of fuckery, but 16 ga seems kinda random
>>61567272
Check if the helium way is cheaper, if it isn't, go for it.
>>61567192
It's the best city in Canada.
>>61567356
that's not what i'll be using it for
>>61567324
not super common, but you can find the ammo easily enough, although it is a lot more expensive than 12ga
i think that's why it's so cheap
>>61567291
Express Entry
Based on your answers, you appear to be eligible for Express Entry
hmmm
>tfw you realize this is what the average mexican /cum/ poster looks like
hi
>>61567534
Oh God I hope so
Having some coconut sorbet, pretty good :)
what meme is best?
post hunnies
>>61567565
Aha suh dude
>>61567644
seeing the bra through a translucent shirt is so hnnng
>this man is 44 years old
How did he managed to keep such a bright and youthful appearance, lads?
>>61567718
blood of privileged white male virgins
>>61567718
this guy kind of looks like owen wilson
>>61567718
his hair is horrible tho
Think about it this way.
If I ever got a gf
She would realize that I do my laundry once every two weeks while I own only 4 pairs of underpants. She would put 2 and 2 together.
Do you STILL want a gf?
Tell me about Canadian Geese.
>>61567860
girls are more gross than guys desu
ever seen a girl's brush? makes you want to throw tf up
>>61567890
>>61567860
they also have some disgusting underwear issues that sometimes they just dont clean
He's so fresh, so happy. His eyes gleam with energy and his body language is soft and caring.
Meme about him all you want but he seems like a really nice guy who's trying his best to do what he thinks is right.
>>61567927
Are there any young people you can't say that about?
>>61567927
His eyes gleam with the ignorance of a retard that doesn't know it's retarded
>>61567960
me desu
>>61567960
>>61567886
Those fuckers made me play soccer and football in shit-covered fields my whole fuckīng life CANADIAN GEESE GENOCIDE WHEN
How's that North American union treating you guys?
>>61567669
This.
Panty lines are better though
who would meet up with me if i were to pass by your city on vacation?
i won't mention feet unless you want to
>>61568068
Are you allowed to fight them back?
>>61568075
We never voted on it. It's just Obama's wet dream.
>>61567927
>Meme about him all you want but he seems like a really nice guy who's trying his best to do what he thinks is right.
I am right wing and I kind of respect him exactly for that, however I disagree with many of his ideas
>>61567718
>have white parents
>have white wife
>talk about how interracial parents benefits the country
Fuck him so much. I wish he gets beheaded on his impeachment.
>>61568143
I would, sure. But I live in bumfuck no where so the chances of meeting anyone from here are next to none.
*devours feces*
Take that!
>>61568231
>a really nice guy who's trying his best to do what he thinks is right
This is exactly why liberals like you are ruin everything.
Did any of you guys just see that guy eat his own shit?
Why are you nerds sitting inside on Friday night instead of going out with your friends?
>>61568331
>liberals like you
Have you read my post
>>61568255
I'm also in bumfuck, NW. What state?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3e4hmxmITE
muzzshit btfo? what do YOU think?
im finding myself starting to hate my personality more and more every week
>>61568383
because I like drinking alone and don't really have any friends
>>61568383
>Your friends
>>61568383
I'm at work. Also, I have no friends besides my roommate.
>>61568334
Link?
>>61568435
lol, me too. I was only pretending.
>>61568433
yeah, same here. can't stand you at all
>>61568433
same
>>61568433
>he isnt at rock bottom yet
Recommend a movie featuring a dictator.
>>61568383
>friends
who?
>>61568517
The Great Dictator
>>61568502
>>61568479
i am constantly getting drunk and doing stupid things i always regret and seem to be unable to stop myself
i want to say im going to quit drinking for a month to see how things go but im guessing i'll falter
>>61568517
Guess who's back
>>61568517
any movie about the us
>>61568383
>Friday night
it's 3 pm motherfucker
>>61568383
playing runescape
Something big for humanity is going to happen in the next years
>>61568415
Texas, senpai.
>"United" States
>4h time difference between one coast and the other
fuccing degenerate tbph
>>61568700
Great generalization
reddit did good today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgW9QYEAYVo
Some prick at work gave me a cold lads
>>61568719
Are you black?
>>61568608
Get a job.
>>61568748
it's true
i have this feeling that some sort of change or event it's going to affect the whole world population soon
>>61568645
same
>tfw I don't enjoy video games anymore
need a hobby 2bh lads
>>61568911
asian feet
>>61568911
>need a hobby 2bh lads
everything, but a*ime.
>>61568911
Come woods exploring and bushcrafting with me
>>61568776
:^(
>>61568911
Plays MMOs.
They're not vidya, it's a way of life
>>61568911
Hands free masturbation
>>61567156
the process is fairly straightforward but takes a while
Trump for POTUS
>>61568927
foot fetishes never really clicked with me
>>61568940
dont worry, the anime posters on /cum/ already convinced me to stay away from it
>>61568945
sounds fun but i dont really wanna get raped
>>61568976
what are the best ones these days?
>>61568978
ill look into it
next president = Hillary
The guy dancing in the corner? Yeah, that's me. Best funeral ever.
i unironically think jeb! would have been a good pres
roasting vegetables in the oven
I was advised to cook em at 475 for 40 minutes
does that seem right to any of you? a bit lofty of a oven heat imo
>>61569314
fresh memes are gonna flow like wine either way
>>61569314
please no. world war 3 isn't gonna spice up anything. russia will eat the west alive.
>>61569355
I wouldn't say good, but he probably wouldn't have done anything radical or stupid like I fully expect either of the current candidates to do.
>>61569228
Warcraft will always be GOAT, although the current expansion is pretty shit for any old players. Game is free up to level 20.
>>61569382
just check on them to make sure they don't burn or get too charred
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga5JrN9DrVI
What a madman
drinking this pisswater and shitposting wew lads
>>61569455
wow
an old cracker
Just dropping in to say happy Canada Day lads! Big fan of Canada desu, probably my favourite colony. When I'm a bit older I'll probably retire there and enjoy a harem of the native women.
can't stop shitting
>>61569455
I literally just watched this
>>61569512
is it moose pee? :D
>>61569455
this dudes videos always make me so hungry for MREs
>>61569548
I think you might've posted a video of his here a while ago. Worth subscribing to
>you'll always be american
>>61568517
The Dictator
>>61568577
Is that any good? I saw that it was on Netflix but I really don't want to have a message drilled into me for an hour and a half
i fixed my xcom 2 guys
thinkgen about going back to xubuntu
>>61569515
As a former pow wow drummer, best ones are in northern Ontario, Quebec, and Cape Breton. Women are actually valued in these areas because they love raising kids. It's in their DNA.
Is it normal that my cat randomly pukes some times? Its not a lot, maybe once or twice a month at most and half of the times its a hairball
i wonder if joined a light music club i could make friends next semester and my life would be like k-on
>>61567927
He's a dumb manchild who shouldn't be in charge of a country.
>>61569814
What does a pow wow drummer do? Are you Indian? I didn't think they'd accept non-natives to join the gang desu. And by native, I didn't actually mean native - I just meant literally any woman in Canada. I don't think I can afford to limit my potential options.
>>61569841
buy cat grass or anti furball snacks
>>61569589
damn right motherfucker
>>61569841
Pretty normal especially for long haired cats. German bro gave some solid advice but I'd like to add the cheap food can make them puke more often.
>>61569966
>best region
>those digits
>>61569515
Used to know a Brit expat who married a native woman when I worked at a convenience store during college. He spent almost 2 hours telling me his life story one day rather than go home to his wife.
Dude hated Thatcher.
>>61567927
He panders WAAAAY too much. He's a populist, a left-wing reactionary, practically a demagogue in playing into his leftist constituency... which apparently comprises the majority of Canadians?
That feel when I'm an Ordnung terrorist.
I bust into your messy world like a suicide bomb, polishing and cleaning all of your haram filth away. My plan is my Koran and you will live by it or die you disorganized infidel scum.
>>61569923
Mi'kmaq, used to go to pow wows, aboriginal ceremonies, sometimes perform on science fairs, conventions, and just practice. Was kinda like a rock star, get to fuck girls everywhere you went if you were decent looking. Cute native girls would definitely be into you if you have a decent singing voice and were decent looking. Even my best friend, who was ugly as fuck got laid often.
>>61570142
i thought native canadians are all low life alcoholics
>>61570104
Yes, at least the outspoken ones.
>>61570051
Everyone who's even slightly left-wing hates Thatcher here, people were cheering when she died. Fucked up the north apparently, still a bit rude though imo.
>>61570142
Sounds interesting, would there be drink/drugs at these pow wows or is it a sober thing? Also, what's your thought on the use of the word Indians? I used to say native people/first nations people, but then I worked with a bunch of indigenous Canadians and they all referred to themselves as Indians, so I didn't see any harm in it.
>>61570181
You get sick of drinking after a while. Now I am an electrician with a decent pay. Alot of the pow wow folk I know have decent sidejobs. Mojibwe and mowhawks are the alcoholics. Mi'kmaq are alcoholics too but not as awful as those two are.
>mfw 4 day weekend that culminates with blowing shit up for America
>>61570272
No, drinking and drugs are not the traditional man's way. They are considered degenerate. We don't mind being called Indians because we don't give a fuck, it's the PC retards doing this.
>>61569512
Superior moose beer
>>61570441
Fuck yes, I love brown ales. That one is pretty good.
Dominion of (((Canada)))
What're you listening to?
Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_Wdx7SYGLw
>>61570868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXr2FxTb2TE
>>61570868
https://youtu.be/Rc52vCJ83LA
Guys I literally can't stop shitting, little pebbles keep falling out of my ass
Help
fireworks are illegal in my city guys
I had some friends but I quit talking to them because I like you all better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO88HKHVjGI
who /teamfreebird72000/?
>>61570351
I live in DC and they put on a hugh fuckoff fireworks display. I went yesterday pretty high and was freaked out but listened to Dan Deacon and it was chill.
I'm tired of being fat
>>61570868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCct_tSQ8WY
>>61570868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYzCnxmxRVk
who is this vapeman guy i keep hearing people referring to??
>>61571175
>>61566814
I find that quote suspect.
what is wrong with pakis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxKYxzlqLOs
>>61570868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIHR7rUeGTc
>>61571421
maybe I should post the music too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVekJTmtwqM
>>61571391
who r u?
>>61571421
Godspeed?
>>61571175
so eat healthy and work out
energy in energy out
>>61571175
>>61571323
stop eating so much and start lifting
>>61570868
Thanks for the new music, I really like this.
As for me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYRrbBm30N8&index=8&list=PL6E2086AC0BFD05E9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6fldyHVOsA
Just fancy those parts that are at present inhabited by the most despicable specimens of human beings what an alteration there would be if they were brought under Anglo-Saxon influence, look again at the extra employment a new country added to our dominions gives.
i used to think vapes are a meme but last week two construction (both arab descent) workers were sitting across from me on the commuter rail and started vapechatting and then this guy popped out like 15 little vapejuice bottles and they basically had a a dick contest over the best jooze and how he ordered peach and cream flavor and how it's the good stuff from tunisia and they vaped a little on the train
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z50p2v5Of0
>You were born in the East Coast.
>Your ancestors had no pioneering spirit and craved lives of safety and servitude
>>61571740
what?
>>61571773
art
>>61566990
>I liked it better when xenophobia, racism, and homophobia were rampant and the norm
>Fuck these liberal pussy faggots of today
>Nome of them know real Music or how to enjoy life without drugs
Fuck off u old piece of shit
>>61571391
MADMAN
I can hear the microwave starting up.
>>61571510
What is eating healthy
>>61571559
What is eating too much?
what is the goddamn source of vapeman?
is it a video still?
>>61571893
Did you quote right?
>>61571966
Sssh.
He's not shitposting yet.
>>61571893
eating healthy means no saturated fats, not eating too much sodium, variety of foods with lots of nutrients (leafy greens are the best for this [kale, spinach, arugula]) and obviously not taking in too much sugar or calories.
So basically eat a lot more vegetables and fruits and drink lots of water and find sources of protein other than meat. It sucks for the first week or so but after a bit you get used to eating healthy and you feel way better
>>61572035
sorry I mean very little saturated fats, not none at all
just ate an enchilada
>>61571175
>>61571323
if you're able to do it in a somewhat controled fashion, then starvation diets can work. You need to help yourself out though, because willpower enough won't be enough to make you last on only a few hundreds kcals a day.
For example if you make yourself nauseated enough to vomit then you won't even want to eat for a while. For example, once I gave myself alcohol poisoning and didn't feel like eating at all for roughly 36 hours afterwards, which made me lose several pounds. ezpz.
>>61571924
I have it I think but it's on my computer (and I'm banned LOL)
it's a caption saying "there's no such thing as perfect peop-" and then shows a picture of vapeman or something
unless this is the original
>>61571740
My autistic waifu
>>61572123
La cucaracha
La cucaracha
Enchilado blah blah blah
buying vegetable and fruit is weird to me
i've never done it
well, rarely
so every time i have some at home it's like this novelty item that i'm not quite sure what to do with
eating a banana still doesn't feel as natural to me as eating a 100g bar of chocolate
each bite into the banana is a very conscious act, like i am literally thinking "ok i will now bite into this banana and chew it" and with every bite i analyze the texture and all
it is a mouthfeel i am not used to
i can finish a bar of chocolate faster than i can eat one banana
or apples
i can't help but chew on each piece of apple for minutes and especially the peel
it's weird mna i don't even know why i am so retarded with this
that being said, cucumbers fucking disgust me and the smell alone is nasty and i don't like lettuce
not fat tho :-))
>[Deleted]
what is this?
>>61572304
Itchy dick Massachusetts
>>61572175
I've always heard that people who diet by starvation tend to get weight back faster than those who just diet properly.
It's not hard to lose weight honestly, just monitor calorie intake, cut shitty foods, and go on a 30-60 min walk or jog daily and you'll see results after a few weeks.
Getting drunk when I get out from work at my retailcuck job. Woodchuck blue moon and platinum vodka awaits
>>61570220
ayyyyyy
>>61572348
Something you shouldn't post here you fucking degenerate.
where were you whe you realized that the janny does it for free?
>>61572348
me on the inside
>>61572348
Do you have a cuck in your city?
>>61572467
When I applied for janitor.
>>61572467
I was in denial
I just couldn't believe that a person reports posts for fucking free.
I told the other anons that they were getting paid, but then i discovered...
>>61572520
I don't live in a city
>where were you whe you realized that the janny does it for free?
kinda pissed you can't buy corn flour tortillas here to be honne
>>61572641
>you can't buy corn flour tortillas here
WTF?
Germany explain yourself!
>>61567192
>What is Ottawa like to live in?
Bland, innocuous, vanilla.
It's a city designed by, built by and made for bureaucrats.
>>61567324
12 and 20 are far more common.
>>61567960
>>61572593
You're not special you dumb fuck
whats he doing nowadays, lads?
havent heard about him in a while
Fucking sad my dog got out during a storm and is just gone.
>>61572767
haha literally what are you getting hostile about
>>61572683
we only have "old el paso" flour tortillas here
:-(
>>61568383
FUCKING NORMALFAGS
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEÈE
actually id just end up like tomoko's fantasy
>>61568383
I work saturdays
>>61567192
it's got to be one of the shittiest capital cities in the developped world
literally not a single redeeming aspect
>>61572776
is tumblr the worst thing to happen to US teens and young adults in the last decade?
i swear, it's the root of all sjw crap
>>61572789
Minnesota?
>>61569666
I think its mostly fun and games without any serious/explicit message.
But you can take one out of it if you want.
>>61572824
You don't get them in MN? They're fucking everywhere along the northeast. Fucking vermin.
>>61567927
>He's so fresh, so happy. His eyes gleam with energy and his body language is soft and caring.
Yes, but my dog is like that too, and I don't think that qualifies him as PM. Maybe, politician I'd most like to play fetch with though.
I've got a sneaking suspicion that most Canadians voted like this idiot. They wanted a dreamy boyfriend in their PM, instead of a competent manager.
>>61572779
hope he comes back :(
>>61572902
Literally anyone I talk to, here in the US, detests the things. I'm surprised they're somehow nicer over there; all I ever hear is how they're dicks to everyone that comes anywhere near them
>>61572779
I'm sorry bud
I hope it comes back soon
my friend is claiming that fajitas are supposed to have tzatsiki
leave canada geese alone you fucking bullies
>>61572943
I guess in Minnesota there's not as many that I see. Compared to Canada, where every time I go I see them and they are vermin. They squawk and scream if you go near them.
>>61572985
Is he thinking of Gyros mistakenly?
Otherwise, Goddamn...
How is life in the good old U S of A?
>>61572779
Happened to me once. Someone found him and took him to a shelter and it worked out. Keep your fingers crossed. Puppers are literal family members always sad to lose one
>>61569814
Ever done peyote? Ayowaska? LSD? MDMA?
>>61573008
fuck haven't had a good gyros for ages
kebab shops completely killed them off
can't even name the last time i saw a stand
craving some real hard now
but grilled to crispy perfection
shieeeeeeeet
>>61573056
Have you bumped into Brock Lesnar? I hear he was a native for quite some time.
>>61567927
Rob Ford was a genuinely nice guy. Trudeau is just a charismatic manipulator who appeals to the foreigners and younger generations.
>>61571793
>when xenophobia, racism, and homophobia were rampant and the norm.
Explain to me how a predilection for bumfucking is the same thing as race or biological sex.
And before you say it's genetic, go read the fucking wikipedia page.
Also elitist oikophobia is a far bigger fucking problem than xenophobia these days, you credulous, prattling prog cunt.
>>61573033
Just had some beer to get a buzz going, soon going out for some live jazz, and just got paid. prty good mr uk
>>61573051
Honestly I'd really like to try peyote sometime, and I've never done any drugs besides weed
I went to Mexico and got diarrhea
>>61573132
Technically it's his handlers that make him act and say certain things.
When Weedman acts on his own he does things like grab MPs from other parties and drag them around Parliament.
>>61573180
this u bro?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d13_1466951719
Fairness is a social construct
Think about it
>>61572340
>>61571175
Don't starve, it lowers your metabolism.
Instead drink lots of water and only water, don't eat fast food, eat less bread and pasta and more rice.
Lots of fruits and vegetables, and less meat, especially pork and beef, but chicken and especially turkey are your friends.
If you can definitely take walks as often as you can, once maybe twice a day, even if just for 30 minutes, pretend you're in a hurry and walk that way.
QUICK
TURN ON CBC
>>61573180
>Travel to the U.S for vacations
>Eat some Mc donalds
>Fucking get diarrhea all day
>>61573180
Sorry
>>61573229
Almost
>>61573180
don't drink the water dumbo
