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2 bongs away from the fourth, edition.
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I wish you guys were the voices in my head
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test
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your fellow canadians already ruined poutine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6zaUQbuADI
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>>61574137
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>>61574269
They are not the same with muscles glasses.
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cara 2bh
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9 out of 10 voices in my head tell me i am normal
the tenth is whistling the tetris tune xD
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>>61574288
Yes, it tasted like fruit, onion and bleach.
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There's nothing fun about hanging out with drunks.
They're just obnoxious and you gotta treat them like delirious old people.
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I beat Dark Souls lads
It was pretty good. PVP is fucked stupid though
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>>61574334
I'll av you know sunny, I'ma drunk right now.

You best be on ur way or I'll neck you
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>>61574334
but anon, we are the drunks
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>>61574256
Your brain, is America, lacking in knowledge or direction but still full of optimism, it needs a new way to tackle the frontiers of life.
On you left shoulder, is the angel, Canada, who tells you to make the most heart-filled decisions, to be as honest, open-minded and hardest working you can be.
On your right shoulder, is the devil, Mexico, who tells you to pursue self interest, let your impulses guide you, and to only do what's absolutely necessary, when you see fit.
These are the voices that should be imagining in your head 24/7.
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there is nothing more annoying than getting a piece of food stuck between your teeth
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>>61574334
Why are you not getting drunk around drunk people?
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lol
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b4L0K1EPGq
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>>61574430
EL CALIFORNIO
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>>61574388
I honestly can't believe that either Obama or Trudeau think it's good press to be seen with fucking Pena Nieto after all that shit with the missing bus.
Though i suppose it's just good press for the beaner and nothing important for the others
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>>61574462
yep born and bred
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>>61574420
Lol
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hired a canadian soldier in xcom and sent her to her death
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhalnCwP82s
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This is what i imagined what the average Canadian baby looks like.
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>>61574512
>post game screen
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>>61574550
>posting anime
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C2RkvMxL2Fo

why does this have to hit me so hard
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>>61574602
You could make an avant-garde indieshit movie with this at the title and credits and it would be a hit
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So how have you sperged out today?

>On tinder
>Come across the profile of some Stacey from high school
>Accidentally send her a super like
>Delete my account out of shame
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Paycheck in lads. Went from $150 in my bank account to $1700 in just 2 weeks could get used to this whole work thing
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>>61574691
I was rude to a bank teller. I was just in a sullen mood. He said hi, I said hi, I proceeded to pretend he didn't exist while he was processing my check. He gave me the receipt, I said bye, was on my way.
Only two words I said
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>>61574725
i make less than that in a whole month
:(
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>>61574725
What the fuck do you do? I'm wageslaving 7 months now, part time in uni. Bank account went from 600 to 2100. I've only saved like 40% of what I made. It all goes into my fucking car
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I'm still playing The Witcher 3 and I'm FUCKING SICK of it
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>>61574775
shut up bitch
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>>61574775
Just stop playing it then?
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I would go out tonight
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>>61574691
the classic "told the guy that brought my food you're welcome"
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>>61574802
If I stop playing I start to think about my life
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>>61574824
I know that feel
Go out for a walk at night when it happens
It clears your mind.
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Trying to work through C++ Primer 5th Edition. I hobbled my to chapter 7, but the langauge is annoying me now. It's hard to memorize things with each new motherfucking keyword and library function. Maybe I should go back to learning C, this is getting absolutely ridiculous.
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>>61574824
Maybe you should do something about your life you nerd.
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Can you guys explain the whole 'big city dreams' thing to me?

Generally it gets tossed around as a disregarding opinion of someone whining about not being in a place like LA or New York, but I want to understand it more. What exactly is it to you? What is it that people dream of when they go to these places? Is it just illusions spurned on by commercials and movies or is there something to it?
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>>61574841
learning to code sucks ass. I have tried twice and I fucking hate it. I never find any intuitiveness in all the functions you have to remember
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>>61574877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGqfJdeSBdM
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>>61574877
There's so many things to do and so many people an monuments of human innovation and tech that it makes our hometown feel bland and boring because nothing interesting happens there.
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>>61574877
Things happen
Good and bad
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>>61574877
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MLW2wfmqxI
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>Canada and USA get invaded by China
What does Mexico do?
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>>61574877
certain careers, events, groups, etc. can only exist in big cities. Lets say you live in Tokyo or some other huge city. Every weekend night there are countless concerts, clubs/bars, meetups, and all sorts of other forms of socialization and entertainment to see and do.
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>>61574846
I'm drinking pretty big time atm
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>got a job offering for a state job
>haven't had the balls to ask my current supervisor for a reference letter and to let him know I might be leaving

Lol
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>Americucks
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>>61574288
yes it tasted like avocado and it feels awful on your throat
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When i move to Detroit im going to get a nice Mustang :3
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>>61575025
mustangs are shit and detroit is also shit :^)
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>>61574887
I think remembering is the hardest part. I can understand how it all works, but I feel like I forget what I've learned 2 chapters later. It doesn't help that this book is terse as fuck and throws a brand new keyword every couple of pages.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/1064352
What's your goto response?
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>>61575044
if you wanna not forgot you gotta use it. That's the most mentally taxing part about learning a language. God it's so much work.
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>>61575052
people who watch other people play video games are degenerates
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I love how only the simplest dance move the Blacks invented was stolen by us Whites (dab)

they must have had some council formulate it so that even the non-dancing blacks could have something to do in the club, but their plan backfire

HAHA
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>>61575052
Haha whoops wrong poll oh well I'll try again later
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>>61575076
literally no idea what you are talking about omfg
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>>61575038
This tbvh
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What are some gang symbols should i get warned about on Detroit? I problably carry a gun but who knows
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>>61574841
>learned very very basic C++ a few months ago
>was fizzbuzzing like a pro
>totally forgot about the whole thing
some people just aren't cut out for achievement
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>>61575038
t. Toyota driver
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>>61575122
careful out there m8

they usually have guys hiding behind the "Welcome to Detroit" signs that stab new comers
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>>61574877
Some people with they were in walking distance of something other than their computer.
I don't understand it either anon. At least we understand each other, I know nothing good or fun happens in bars or concerts or skyscrapers
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>>61575149
Fart Muststank
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>>61575149
t. doesnt know cool toyotas
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Are you mentally ill? This mustang is a beast car
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>>61574970
Formulate a wacky and funny plan to rescue you guys
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>>61575149
my toyota echo was a beast, you shut up
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>>61574963
>mfw the Lakers won the championship 6 years ago and the parade was awesome
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>>61574888
>>61574902
>>61574946
>>61574963
>>61574977
>>61575172

Thanks for the assistance. I kinda get the idea when I see the small towns around my city. Lived in one for a while and hated it. Glad I moved to a larger one, but I've never lived anywhere with more than 200,000 people for longer than a few months.
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>>61575172
>I know nothing good or fun happens in bars or concerts or skyscrapers

autism
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Guys

My fucking stomach hurts
Jesus Christ help me
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>>61575282
just go to your local first world medical clin-

oh

damn

sorry

just a bit of humour to cheer u up ;)
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>>61575246
That's a Camaro
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>>61575245
We need this in America.
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>>61575282
Let me guess, sauce on your tacos?
You'll be fine tho
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>>61575271
>200,000 people

Woah that makes me nervous just thinking about it, my city has 35k people and that's too much for me
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>>61574477
people here don't know about news in Mexico.
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>>61575333
xD try living in a city with 1.5 million people and 40% of them are black
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>tfw just bought a 12 pack of Bud
Who else /drinkingAmerica/ here?
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>>61575359
wew time for me to crack open one of these old englishes then
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>>61575333
My city has ~900k people and it's not even that huge desu
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>>61575294
*shoves you*
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Just blew 40$ on Dark Souls 3. Only new game I bought this year. Lord help me, save my soul, etc, etc
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>>61575333

How'd you get in here?

At any rate, I don't leave the town, there's nothing but farm fields for hundreds of miles. I would be much more open to small towns if there were mountains and woods and natural scenery, but there isn't. I can see how those empty fields would drive someone insane.
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>>61575333
I imagine cities in Europe are really dense.
The city I live in has 500,000 people, but the county has close to a million. a ton of people live in a dystopian urban sprawl that takes the form of strip malls and suburbs.
You can't walk anywhere.
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>>61575245
t. Portuguese guy in Mississauga
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>>61575378
>not Steel Reserve
Damn cuh hold this L.
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I fell in love with the girl at the Rock show
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How much of your county is white (not Hispanic or Latino)?
60% here
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>>61575425
>>61575411
>>61575385
>>61575346
can't bother responding properly but want to return the (You)s

cheers
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>>61575425
Yeah it depends on where you live. People say that my city is "small" because it has 400,000 people, but it's spread over a gigantic area. You'll end up driving twenty minutes through fields to get to the next neighborhood.
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>>61575395
I bought dragon's dogma the other day, that was only the second game I've bought this year after Overwatch I think.
>been a fan of the souls games since DeS
>bought DaS 1 and 2 on launch day
>mfw I still don't own DaS 3
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I want a alcoholic 40oz drink so bad why people drink alcohol in mcdonalds bag?
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>>61575333
My "town" is too small to actually be designated as a town. It's not as small as a hamlet, but not as big as a moderately-sized village
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>>61575313
I'm quite sure he's aware
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>>61575359
Rolling Rock nigga
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What are you listening to right now /cum/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbg27oT8Z9M
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>>61575520
You should be aware that I was aware that he was aware
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>>61575425
This
Lived in a 250K eruo town and currently living in toronto
So much more activity in the first
Everyone's in their cars here it's like a ghost town depresses me sometimes...
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>>61575546
I dont know how 2 paste on mobile but IceWear Vezzo
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>>61575395
I bought it with the season pass. Was waiting forever for it to come out.
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>>61575505
You can't drink in public, so people put the bottles in bags so others can't see that it's alcohol.
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>>61575546
Why do you people have such shit fucking taste
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>>61575574
or inside tea mugs

in college we'd get the string end of a tea bag and hang it inside a seal-able mug that would actually have alcohol.
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>>61575425
>You can't walk anywhere.

this is my worst nightmare. This sick lack of density. I imagine waking up in a sprawling suburban american town. Everyone's lawn is the size of a football field. The streets are 6 lanes wide. It's completely flat. I run, and I run, and I run but all I see are poorly dressed middle age white people, freshly cut lawns, and gigantic houses that all look the same. They smile at me and say "how are you doing neighbor?", but when I approach them to speak, they can only respond in robotic small talk.

I keep marching through this hell until I reach a freeway. It's gridlocked. None of the cars are moving. Everyone is just angrily idling on this 20 lane freeway, as far as the eye can see.
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>>61575579
>not liking the mac
hahaha kill urself
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Only an hour left of Canada day. I feel a little guilty because I haven't done anything to mark the occasion.
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>>61575646
Literally plebcore
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>>61575546
The Stooges, again

also
>listening to songs on youtube
shiggy diggy doo
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>>61575546
https://youtu.be/Ax_sCfqrw-k
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>>61575649
How many dogs were blown today to celebrate?
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>>61575654
ill have u know mac is the most patrician musician of this generation
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>>61575646
he's such a goofball xD
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where da white women at
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>>61575707
Nah
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Hey people basically im working on my lirics when i move so here we go:
Rocking that ice
Mixin promethazin with sprite
I am going to Michigan, Detroit
Get a nice car get food stamps
I have a gun are you ready for a war?
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>>61575733
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>>61575649
Same... It sucks when you hear about how amazing it was from others who got drunk and laid later on
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so glad I didn't discover Tool when I was having my acid days
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>>61575715
shit man. I feel bad for black women. They literally can't compete.
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kill yourselves you subhumans
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>>61575715
I honestly refuse to read that much text unless its for school or work
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>>61575768
Fuck you bork
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What? oh that's nice I didn't expect it to FUCKING THUNDERSTORM WHEN I'M LEAVING TO WALK HOME FROM THE BAR
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>>61575707
U G H literally die
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Downloading Witcher 2

where is Polboo?
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i'm not worried about how mentally handicapped i come across to you all because you're all below me no matter what
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>>61575775
I cringe every time I see a reddit post with like five fucking paragraphs
like you expected internet strangers to really care that much about your life?
>mfw 1K upvoters who actually read all of it
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>>61574877
DUDE EARTHQUAKES AND HURRICANES LMAO
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>>61575768

Kek, I forgot, it's funposting happy hour.

I'm going to the bar, how about a dozen or so responses to our posts about how autistic he and I are?

See ya in a couple hours.
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>>61575798
>northeast
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>>61575715

I've always been attracted to black women the most, 2bh. Never date one tho, because I prefer to have these things happen organically. The idea of looking for a girl of a specific race always creepy to me
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I'm now drunk enough to do those dishes I've been putting off since last night.

When I'm drunk the warm water feels nice on my hands and it isn't annoying
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>>61575845
alri
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>>61575702
u wot
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no matter what you americans accomplish, no matter what you invent/create etc you will always be below me

idc that you landed on the moon, you're still below me
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(don't reply to him)
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>>61575334
This.

I've literally never read a news article about Mexico. I have no idea who their president is.
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you americans will always be subhumans no matter what

despite your technology, you're still below monkeys
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>>61575775
Thank god college taught me how to scam long ass walls of text for the key points of view.
Nappy hair, no class ghetto, embarrased at office party, he is thinking about spanking the white bread. That is all it said.
>>61575969
Que peor es ser haitiano sin comida en la barriga.
How sad it is to bait this hard.
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>>61575969
He's just desperate for validation I guess. Swedes are so pathetic
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monkeys are wild animals

americans are just cattle, their government uses them just like cattle

monkeys are more free than you americans but you don't realise that
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>>61576033

Really glad my grandmama left that shit country, 2bh
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>tfw blew my nose and a piece of rice came out

wew
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@61576007
i have a higher standard of living than you
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no gf ever

All I wanted was to be happy
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>>61574817
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>61575546
Jazz Fusion, of course.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9Uh1kGwO2w&index=104&list=PL459F66CFE302EEE2
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>>61575910
Drunk is the only way to do house chores
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>>61576094
a gf can't bring you true happiness
remember that people are islands and no one can truly understand you
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>>61576094
Just Be yourself anon.
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Should I start watching Longmire again or watch something like The Patriot?

Or something else entirely?
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>>61576033
You know the only two colors dogs can see?
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When can we close the borders completely?
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>>61576161
blue and yellow
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>>61576145
This is not true
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>>61576157
Cowboy Bebop
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>>61576157
The patriot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-BQi0JjY2w
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kill yourselves you subhuman americans

you will never be anything more than human cattle
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>>61576157

>longmire

fucking love that show. The netflix season is so good
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*subhuman cattle
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>>61576182
yeah it is
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>american subhumans PAY to have sex with women of my genetic background
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>>61576166
When yo doodoo head momma stops gurpin me up
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>>61576194
Woof
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>filters sweden flag
>dominican shows up next to unfilter.
Nice try scatiano.
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>>61576228
No it isn't
That's just something people tell losers like you
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>>61576094
The gf meme is the worst scam to ever exist. They won't bring you happiness. If anything they'll just become another burden to add to your already miserable life.

Get a cat, call your mom,go outside and make some friends. Even online friends are good.
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>>61576145
I just to settle and have children. Little else matters aside from my existing family. I've only ever been attracted to three women in my life and I'm counting my fourth grade crush.
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>>61576226
Katy is bae
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>>61576287
Nah
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>>61576287
Maybe in a sexy teacher way
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>>61576296
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>>61576094
How was your day /cum/?
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>>61576322
You stink
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>>61576322
FABULOUS.
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>>61576322
could be better. It's a rainy friday night and all I want is a qt to cuddle and watch movies with
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>>61576226
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>ywn shoot an ameripig
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>>61576322
I worked at my dull register job and then went to an Abbott and Costello film that was playing by myself.

Not all bad but these were supposed to be the best years of my life and they certainly aren't that.
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american lives don't matter
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>>61576209
Such a shame it got cancelled from TV but awesome that Netflix kept it alive. Robert Taylor is just about the only thing I appreciate out of Australia.
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>>61576380
Thanks for making it easy to filter you :)
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>>61576259
You can't even know yourself fully, family.
You're a mass of repressed constantly dying and only partially regenerating stuff that carries something you mistake as awareness as a biological side-effect of an imperative that incentivizes social interplay.
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>>61576380

Who exactly to do think you're going to offend with that picture here? This isn't facebook, m8
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>>61576397
Nah
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>>61576380
Has someone hurt you fella?
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>replying to him
This is why he keeps coming back.
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>>61576322
Meh.
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>>61576441
Better question is why not just filter?
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>>61576342
Good
>>61576347
Put yourself out there and you'll eventually find someone
>>61576359
How old are you?
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>>61576462
This
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>>61576322
>needed to take all my DVD's and bluerays upstairs in my room to free up space by the TV in the living room
>fuck it, this place is too dusty I'll just clean the whole fucking place while I'm at it
>went upstairs/downstairs around 20 times just transporting towers of DVD's
>now I gotta sit down and put them in a logical order by name/series/actor depending on the movies
I also found a bunch of TERRIBLE movies I forgot I bought for some reason
think i'll take a pic, its shit to give even /tv/ nightmares
>>
>>61575469
77.6%
More than I was expecting honestly.
>>
>>61576500
What's the worst one?
>>
>>61576474
Twenty five. Everything is a downward spiral into the grave.
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>>61576500
>shit to give even /tv/ nightmares
Dollar Tree movies?
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>banned for posting anime
Really janny?
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>>61576530
True
>>
>>61576548
Twenty five and I haven't so much as held my mother's hand. Just bury me now.
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>>61576546
Ha! It ain't 1am yet fool
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>>61576569
It's never too late to touch your mother anon
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>>61576530
Your best years aren't until your late 20s early 30s tbqhwyf. That's when you have money and still young enough to have fun.
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>>61576590
I had more fun and expendable income in my early 20s living with roommates
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>>61576590
I thought it was 40 when you have a midlife crisis, crash a Porsche into your neighbors house and do lines off of a hookers ass frosting a chocolate cake?
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>>61576590
The best years are when you feel like you're truly enjoying life

faggot
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Been drinking and smoking desu buds

This is freedom
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>>61576525
>>61576535
off the top of my head the most shocking one was paul blart mall cop i saw on a top of a fucking stack. i have no recollection of owning this ever
movies I totally forgot I had are: kangaroo jack, golden compass, ghost dad, new italian job, eragon, 21, a fucking steven seagal action movie 4 pack ( i think my mom got this), and much much more

just piles and piles of genuinely terrible movies
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>>61576615
"roommates
""""income""""

"""""""""""""""""""""""""fun"""""""""""""""""""""""""

If I'd been able to give input I would have chosen to remain unborn.
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>>61576590
i think it varies person to person
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>>61575469
81.9%, which I'm surprised about myself tbvh
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>>61576659
neet!
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when are live bands going to become the "thing" again?

Kinda tired of DJ's and popstars
>>
>>61575469
95.4% as of 2010

>>61576753
It's about finding the right bars dude. Small local bands are everywhere, you just need to look.
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>>61576753
Idk
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>>61576753
They are a thing if you're involved in that scene to any degree. Turbo normies don't give a fuck about that shit cause they just like what's popular but if you befriend some """real"" hipsters they'll know where to find the good live music.
>>
Should I take this one class at a community college? It won't help me with my major at all, I just want to go meet grils
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>>61576810
No, that is what apps and bars are for.
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>>61576793
Unless you live in a city of under fifty thousand there should be shows playing every day of the night at local venues. Not that they're likely to be all that good but it shouldn't be hard to find live music.

>>61576810
If it makes you happy and you can afford the time, money and effort why not go for it?
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>>61576810
>cc girls
You dont want them m8
Unless you chance upon a qt highschool senior taking a class for uni
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>>61576810
What's the class, bud?
>>
>>61576810
really depends on the class broski

if its something entry level and super basic all you're going to find are retards

if its something necessary for a major or a transfer program then you'll find some decent grills
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>>61576787
I need to get into the bar scene, currently trying to up my alcohol tolerance just for that

>>61576793
Philly live bands are all crust punk or screamo/grindcore type stuff which I really dislike desu.
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how has your 2016 been compared to 2015 /cum/?
>>
Prove to me that you are cultured anon.
>>
>>61576884
>I need to get into the bar scene, currently trying to up my alcohol tolerance just for that
Counterproductive. Bars are expensive. Use your low tolerance as an advantage.
>>
>>61576893
the 13 year old looks cute
>>
>>61576893
I'm the closest I've been since middle school to getting a gf
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>>61576893
Slight improvement.
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>>61576884
Like >>61576910
said depending on cost of a bar you'll honestly be better off keeping your tolerance where its at and sipping through the evening.

It honestly surprises me that most Philly bands are those genres. I'm sure if you ask/look around enough you'll find what you're looking for. What kind of music are you hoping to find?
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>>61576951
field recordings
>>
>>61576923
>>61576928
right on! has your drug use gone down or up?
>>
tfw no tomoko gf
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>>61576893
Not the best. I want a new job and I want to move to Canada. I spent over $1000 on root canals, too.
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>>61577005
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>>61577053
>>
>>61577068
what city you want senpai?
>>
>>61577090
Ottawa or Toronto, preferably, as they are the biggest cities close to me. I didn't include Montreal as I don't speak French.
>>
>>61577068
>$1000 on root canals
is that with insurance or without?
>>
So fucking unreal to lose a good friend. Literally speaking to them a day ago and suddenly you'll never ever see them again. I'm speechless
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>>61577088
gib tomoko gf
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any of you nerds play overwatch? need more queue buddies.
>>
>>61577124
With insurance.
>>
>>61577131
unreal is the right word... I had a friend call me the night before he died and i ignored the call
>>
>>61576910
>>61576951
my tolerance is abysmally low, like one shot will get me tipsy/drunk so I just want to be able to chill on a pint or two without being over my head

I just want to listen to some classic metal or old school (90s era) rock cover bands
>>
>>61577131
Sorry to hear that, man.

>>61577141
I don't. I've considered it, but Blizzard games don't keep me entertained for long.
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>>61577131
Nice try anon but everyone knows "friends" are just a meme
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>>61574550
>>
He's startng again, isn't he?
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>>61577139
"No"
>>
>>61577141
on ps4 sadly
>>
why are bananas curvy?
>>
>>61576893
still own the same good job for a student. passed every class for once at college. became better at smash melee. have completly new friends. joined political association that aren't directly related to a political party.....pretty good desu.
>>
>>61577171
you posting from a leapfrog?
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>>61577178
do it
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>>61577225
>>
>>61577215
Do you play wiiu smash at all? main?
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>Yuros post in /cum/
>Americans aren't welcome in Yuro generals
>>
>>61577247
>wiiu smash
I actually own a wii u with smash but never play it. it's a symbolic purcahse for xyz reason. I only play melee(in college,...atleast 30min a day average) and my main is dr.mario
>>
>>61577283
you should pick it up lots of fun characters.
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>>61577247
>>61577283
>he's not a peach main
>>
>>61577331
the physic annoys me. wave dash + sick combo of glitch are more satisfying than smash wii u.

>>61577342
>being a down smash spammer
>>
>>61577273
Who care? As long as they aren't bombarding us with shitposts they can post here if they want.

>>Americans aren't welcome in Yuro generals
Only euro general worth visiting is /brit/ and they'll tolerate you for the most part. All the others are barren, shitty, or both.
>>
>>61577375
it works tho ;>*
>>
>>61577375
>down smash spammer
>implying
Turnip + floating master race
>>
who /prank/ here
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466054901025.webm
>>
Eating a pint of Ben and Jerry's cherry Garcia before bed lads
>>
you're all scum
>>
>>61577437
I feel sick just reading that
>>
americans think they have it made when literally no one wants to be them
>>
>today's my bd
>no plans
>broke af
>all my friends are out of town
>can't drink because liver problems.
Any good stoner film you could recommend me to pass the time lads?
>>
>>61577467
Mehmet

my son
>>
>>61577454
Eat big to get big CMON
>>
i'm not jealous of the wealth americans have, so many of them still need happy pills just to cope with their shitty stressful lives
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>>61577481
Happy birthday. Any Cheech and Chong movie
>>
>>61577481
Happy birthday, lad.

>Any good stoner film you could recommend
I always like kicking back and watching Harold and Kumar when I feel like trudeau.
>>
>>61577481
Happy Birthday :)
>>
>>61577529
The Japanese are such degenerates.
>>
>>61577481
Happy bd :)
Hope u hve a good 1
>>
>>61577549
>amerinigger calling anyone degenerate
lel
>>
>>61577529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUfzMDryA94
>>
>>61577572
How was your week, Tyrone?
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>>61577549
The japs are big chicanoboos. It's pretty neat tbqhwy
>>
the average american needs happy pills to keep from shooting himself in the head despite all the junk he's accumulated with his undeserved wealth
>>
>>61577585
West coast hip hop with that squeeky high pitched tone

hnnngggh
>>
>>61577141
I might get it on PC sometime this weekend as I got paid yesterday. It'll at least stop my friend from pestering me to get it.
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>>61577602
Wtf, I never noticed it until now. Now the song is fucking annoying.
>>
>>61577625
Haha

Yea

Same
>>
>be chicagoan
>get shot ten times per day

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-chicago-shootings-violence-2016-met-20160630-story.html
>>
>>61577652
chicanoan here, can confirm
>>
niggers
>>
>>61577529
>>61577532
>>61577541
>>61577566
Thanks lads, really apprecitiate it. I thin I'll stick to Harold and Kumar or super troopers.
>>
>>61577652
t. Detroiter
>>
>>61577652
I am amazed any niggers are left.
>>
there are more niggers in usa than there are ppl in my country
>>
>>61577712
Doesn't mean much when your country is populated entirely by niggers, Sven.
>>
being a racist in usa must be tough seeing as how it's full of niggers
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>>61577743
>taking the b8
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>>61577756
Man, I wonder who will get 77777
>>
>>61577749

Same 2 u
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>tfw weather is gorgeous
>tfw have plenty of good friends
>tfw love to party and socialize
>tfw genuinely can hide my power level
>tfw didn't manage to make any plans for Canada Day

Guess I'll sit inside drinking and playing Exanima
>>
>>61577743
whatever you have to convince yourself to cope, nigger slave
>>
weaker bait then my dads pullout game.
>>
>>61577769

Soon tovarish

>>61577777
>>
>>61577777
>>
anyone want to marry me so that I can move to America?
>>
>>61577797
I do not marry guys or flat asses.
>>
i have more freedom than all you ameriniggers here
>>
>>61577780
ma nigguh

wy
>>
>>61577673
Take it easy, lad. Have a good one.
>>
>>61577822
I am a man but I have a decent ass
I'll even let you fuck it if it means I can go to America
>>
>>61577797
Gay marriage has been legal in Canada for years, take the safer choice bb.

Also, less likely to get shot.
>>
>>61577861
>>61577861
>>61577861
>>61577861
new
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>>61577852
you could try attracting a woman firsT?
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>>61577852
>I have a decent ass
Gonna need some proofs
>>
https://www facebook com/IISuperwomanII/videos/1266601780039710/

WTF?! I hate Canadians now!
>>
>>61577437
noice
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