american gf edition
>>61577861
looks like maisie done right
i remember back in the old days
That a large grand canyon.
>>61577874
really makes me think
just woke up from a nap, went to fart and shit myself within 2 minutes of being awake
>>61577861
Is it wrong of me to call someone lovely?
>tfw ate a burger today
When's the last time you ate some freedom /cum/?
>>61577909
7 years ago.
Do girls/women even exist?
I posted in the last thread but it hit the bump limit so here goes again
https://www facebook com/IISuperwomanII/videos/1266601780039710/
Why do Canadians do this
>>61577861
granny tiddies
>>61577939
Yeah
I just drove past some pretty nice prozzies in Colima
>>61577953
lol ok dude
>>61577861
me on the left power farmers tan
>>61577953
t. gay
>>61577906
Now her I can get into
>>61577941
>>61577909
most recent burger I had was a turkey burger and that doesn't really count. it's been probably a month or so since the last real burger. likely having one tomorrow.
>>61577939
Here?
No. Sorry.
>>61577861
me with the go go boots
kill yourselves you subhumans
Feeling full of ice cream desu
>>61577938
holy fugg
best girl
american girls are so fcking ugly
>>61578002
imagine if he died that day
>>61577990
Where'd you get it?
>>61577941
>canadian
that's just some smug paki m8
very cringey though
very very few women are actually funny, they really shouldnt try as often as they do
Brushed my teeth guys. I feel ready for kisses from mommy
>>61577970
I feel you bud
>tfw no French gf
>>61578031
Person on the right's thighs are way too big
I wish i have an American gf and learn English from her.
But first i have to speak English to make an American gf though I know only easy words.
It's a serious dilemma.
>>61577909
Had a whooper with cheese earlier today.
Burger King is the best for fast food burgers.
Besides Wendy's.
only niggers want american women
>>61577938
>>61578002
what are all these pix of nige about?
>>61578025
The store
>>61578034
Give her an extra good night kiss from me
>>61578034
Yeah, but what about cats?
>>61578054
>In N Out is the best for fast food burgers.
FTFY
>>61578050
looks gr8 imo
ass has to be nice
>>61578034
Give her my love, honey.
>>61578058
he was flying in that plane with a banner that said "vote ukip"
the plane crashed, he was ok but the pilot was injured fairly badly
>>61578034
any good mom joi's? you know, just wondering
>>61578058
Old pics of him in a plane crash
>>61578050
gay
>>61578069
lmoa no they aren't nigga don't lie to yourself, habit #1
how does it feel to see so many of your women fucked by niggers for the world to see
you americans are the biggest cucks
>>61578050
I'd lick the sweat off her thighs
>>61578069
:^)
>>61578050
t. gay
>>61578075
Plenty just go on Bing, or the joi subr*ddit
>some people live where they can't see stars
horrifying
>>61578074
jesus, that's crazy. i guess you can't barrage
>>61578059
>>61578089
>flag
Nice bait
Who /pervertposter/ here?
>>61578053
make account on interpals.net
lots of weebs
it's a shame they're a small regional chain, they have the best fast food burgers imo. plus they've got fantastic cheese curds
also five guys isn't that great
>>61578098
figs those are the two i haven't tried
>>61578107
Don't reply to him
>>61578069
in-n-out is god-tier, but they are regional and you are comparing potato and tomato.
you americans are just subhuman cattle
>>61578104
What was I supposed to say?
guys rate my post:
Poop and poop IN my butt
>>61578115
didn't read
>>61578123
Bing is great for porn and you can find some good stuff on Reddit as well. Tbvh tumblr is my go to place for finding new porn you just have to get around all of the bullshit
>>61578142
It's alright. Could have done without that second poop. 5.6/10
>>61578115
:^)
>>61578121
Looks like a comfy place to have burger.
Reminds me of this place my parents used to take me to called bay burger.
Don't you just love little burger places.
how does it feel to have less freedom than monkeys
you americans think you're free when you all just go through life serving the government like cattle
>>61578153
tumblr is about the only place to find proper thick non bbpdw shit online afaik
>>61578161
Fuck off back to /brit/ nerd
>>61578121
Look like a spot that would have great burgers
>>61578050
t. /fa/
>>61578121
Looks amazing.
Five guys is grossly overrated.
The kind of place "fans" of boston teams "like"/"love".
>>61578139
Cana... You hav 2 say the name of the store
YOU BAKA
>>61578058
Can't barrage the Farage
>>61578202
>tfw no /fa/ gf
lol bad thread
>>61578187
Yeah it's pretty good
I always wondered if people were aware of how good tumblrs porn was
>>61578172
yeah I really do. I'll admit I'll still go to places like burger king and hardee's when I'm short on time, but nothing beats a nice microburgery
>>61578205
Cana-chan told me that she pictures your voice to be gross and gravely.
>>61578217
Better than having gf that isn't /fa/
>>61578205
Oh it was from sobeys it was on sale for four dollars a pint
>>61578003
>girl
>>61578226
Agreed.
>>61578226
>microburgery
Absolute love it in this strict context.
>>61578252
![[best girl]-kyary-pamyu-pamyu.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7mw2lK8.jpg "[best girl]-kyary-pamyu-pamyu.jpg")
>>61578260
that ice cream looks delicious
kill yourselves you subhumans
just 4 you bae ;)
How does it feel to fuck a white girl?
>tfw no blonde american gf to sit her qt bum on my face
why live
>>61578242
What the fuck?
Are you serious?
>>61578253
Cana? is that true?
>>61578359
autism
>eat nothing but microwaveable burritos for two days
>now got the megashits
worth it for the delicious taste
>>61578359
Hnnng. My zipper.
>>61578388
>microwaveable burritos
>delicious taste
>blacks are even better integrated in the arab world and usa than d.r
>usa once made d.r paid reperations for killing french niggers
>some subhumans still think i'm pne of them
breh
>tfw no Canada Day plans
>tfw told qt blonde coworker I couldn't make it to her barbecue because my dad and I were grilling steaks
>tfw waiting for her to text back
The suspense is killing me lads
>>61578359
the blacks have big booties meme needs to die
whites have evolved
p sure my neighbors hate me
accidentally ate some of my poo today lads
wasn't as bad as i thought it would be
>>61578348
How does it feel to fuck a brown girl?
>>61578413
why would they exist, why would they be in business if they didn't taste good
fuck niggers and anglos
>>61578375
I'm not Cana-chan just another Canadian anime cute poster
>>61578437
this is a VERY good point
tfw no thick latina gf to do intense `cardio' with while listening to vaporwave
does anyone else know this feel
>>61578436
noice, they like to top you most of the time.
>>61578435
What did it taste like?
>>61578490
Go to your /brit/ thread and stay in there, traitor.
>>61578488
Nice.
I might seek out a qt latino now.
>>61578417
Why would she go out of her way while having a fun bbq to return the text of a cancellation?
>>61578501
sort of how it smells just way weaker, didnt have much of a taste really
>>61578514
Bad wording
I refused initial invite, but now that my dad is gone to bed I want to head over
It has only been about 20 minutes so I'm not too worried yet
>>61578437
>>61578464
You aren't always at LEAST a little disappointed?
Have I never found the right brand?
>>61578435
>accidentally
>>61578546
i was wiping my ass... face got really itchy, didnt realize i got poo on my fingers (was a messy shit)
>>61578544
well I dunno
sausage and eggs will taste good no matter where you put them
>>61578538
Ohh.
Just show up?
She may be too busy to check phone and it's what fonzie would do, but
>female too busy to check phone
>>61578446
for me
All canadians are actually cana-chan
hehee
monkeys = wild animals i.e free
americans = enslaved by the government i.e subhuman cattle
americans are below monkeys
>>61578590
fuck off
>>61578591
You're a monkey and a slave to the swedish government
>>61578591
WE DID IT!
Why is it such a slut giveaway when American girls wear the American flag?
Here in Spain the only thing wearing the flag means, guy or girl, is that you were raised in a right wing household.
>>61578608
Rude
>>61578611
Stop taking the b8
>>61578591
Jamal, gå tillabaka Rinkeby! Världen behöver inte mer kalifater.
>dkn Sverige kommer aldrig vara vita igen
>alla svenska tjejer måsta få Hijab
>"Pekka, Islam är den enda vägen! Böja mot Mekka eller det är Stora Jihad mot Nordens enda riktig republiken!"
>>61578665
I think he just fucking lost it
Can't blame him tbqh
where is that german bitch?
>>61578691
Getting cucked that bad will make a man shitpost like he's never shitposted before.
>>61578702
H-hey dont be rude!
>>61578643
>right wing
Wew.
>>61578725
we /tough guys/ now!!
heehee
>>61578755
Wait i just noticed how the fuck did i end up on /cum/
>>61578725
>>61578770
a lot of people say that /cum/ is very comfy
FACT: Paulina got SPAINED
>>61578789
>>61578789
Well whatever, what animes does /cum/ likes
>>61578770
HUE
sauce?
>>61578789
/cum/ is very /cum/fy
>>61578809
Cowboy Bebop
Does anyone else ITT hate poles?
I just can't stand them and their hideous polish faces.
>>61578836
Be nice to the poles bae.
turks are white
Oregon and Washington are scrubs
>>61578809
I haven't watched any anime in like 5 years but I'd probably say spice and wolf is my favorite.
>>61578875
no u
>>61578875
>SoCal
>>61578873
i'm gonna fucking ask again
What the fuck is up with her eyes?
>>61578809
>>61578889
Natural kawaiiness
>>61578330
t. ahmed
>>61578889
100% white turkish DNA
and contacts
>>61578835
normie
>>61578879
i like you
>>61578891
EW
>>61578875
In n out sucks
>>61578865
You drop your trips, senpai. Here you go.
>tfw you were supposed to grill with your one friend on Canada day but his gf wanted to do something else and he cancelled
me on the left
>>61578809
>>61578919
Kek, relax... i got this
Burgerville > In n out desu
>>61578910
turkey's whiteness is understated
I went to a drama convention for euro students in France when I was in my high school's drama club, and the Turks there were at least as white as us
>>61578913
i'm starving and i found this on the kitchen
please tell me im not going to die if i try it
>>61578924
I know that feel but I never take it personally. Having a gf is like having a best friend you're committed to doing stuff with before all others, but that best friend is a cute grill and you get to put benis in bagina.
>>61578930
MUH PROPANE
Did king of the hill make americans like the cuckolding meme so much, since it did it before it was cool
this is a legit question
>>61578916
u fokkin wot m8? u talkin shit bout the best burger this side of the rockies m8
>>61578938
Five guys>Burgerville>In-N-Out Burger
Carls. jr is literally superior to In n out
Just face it cucks n out
does /cum/ play any instruments
http://vocaroo.com/i/s130RkYkwau2
im kind of shit but w/e
>>61578924
Really rude desu.
homies>hoes
>>61578960
>five guys
Back to the east coast, Tyrone
All true Oregonians know that Burgerville has the best burgers and Pizza Schmizza has the best pizza.
>>61578580
I don't know where it is, my crew only ever hangs out at my place. She never checks her phone, everyone's always bugging her about it
I'm getting drunk at home instead though, fuck blonde pussy I'm going to play CK2 and seduce my niece
>>61578956
that's how you kill a californian, you tell him that in n out sucks and if he's still alive you break his bong and that will do it
>>61578979
What the fuck is Burgerville? They got whole wheat buns and artisan bread and free range cows?
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
fucking Oregon hipsters
How was your Canada Day, /cum/?
>>61578952
Nah.
Dale is a sympathetic character.
>>61578979
>Pizza Schmizza
No.
>>61578965
Carls jr is underrated af.
Wendys is still the best burger joint though :^)
>>61578952
John Redcorn was the true cuck. He never found peace with himself, got cucked out of his land, and knew that his culture would be forever gone as his son was disgusted with the injuns and was simply a mini version of Dale. He got culture cucked
>>61578995
good. got to hear english for hours without a word of french, and then some police officer broke the immersion
>>61578995
well i didn't celebrate it
BECAUSE THERE'S NO CANADIANS TO CELEBRATE IT WITH
>>61578987
How you kill SoCaL subhumans*
lmao all you have to derail /cum/ is claim one burger franchise is better than the rest
>>61578965
>cucks n out
>>61579005
>>61578994
>californians
>>61578612
welcome to the BIG LEAGUE!
>>61578995
weird celebration
>>61579014
Dang ol'.
hahahaha im literally shit posting through table top sim monopoly hahahahahahaa
>he doesn't like In N Out
>>61578969
Guitar, bass, piano, and keyboard. :^)
>>61578995
excuse me, what is canada day?
>>61579038
You just hate us, cause you aint us.
Admit it.
>>61579038
>west coast pizza
>>61579030
what's norcal like?
>>61579038
DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME A CALIFORNIAN AGAIN!
>>61578969
guitar and drums
haven't played guitar in a while since I'm a lazy piece of shit and haven't replaced my strings.
>>61579067
The thousands of Californians that are flooding our state disagree
>>61578950
>>61578971
I get it, his gf would complain if he didn't cancel, but I'm not going to make a big deal about him doing so.
I don't really like big events anyways, things always seem to change at the last minute. It's best doing stuff on a tuesday night when nothing would come up.
>tfw new city
>tfw know no one
>tfw recovering alcoholic
crushing loneliness lads
>>61579076
>living in portland
literally the californian containment city
>>61579072
Almost like heaven.
You know there's a town called Weed up there.
Fucking Weed, California.
>>61579072
Fags and unique rap.
805 reppin Andre Nikki and Mac Dre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yc-de_RSxHM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhPUi_RbFwU
>>61578969 phonium
and I'm a tromboner
>>61579079
California Imperium
>>61579089
Part of your county is in Portland.
>>61579105
Lake Oswego >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poortland > Eugene > Salem tbqhwy
>>61579062
Britain let us go on July 1, 1867 because Beaver pelts declined in value, and the Union army was larger than the Canadian population and upset at British sympathy for the Confederacy.
California is overrated.
>>61579093
510 sends it's regards.
>>61579133
I can taste the jealousy
>>61579079
I hear about californians flooding colorado and oregon all the time
What are they like?
>>61579086
Ever go to an AA meeting?
I feel like it would be a good way to meet some people who socialize sober, but the whole all are welcome throws me off.
>>61579090
They also have Happy Campers
What do you say?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10644591
>>61579152
Jealous of what?
>>61579133
>south dakota
>relevant
>tfw dissociated
I feel like I've spent the last 4 years or so watching myself drift away
hello
>>61579174
>wanting to be relevant and not just comfy
>>61577861
Am I allowed to post if I'm a legal european imigrant?
>>61579169
>>61579191
you have to go back
>"Comfy" or "Muh comfy state, muthafuckin"
>The sounds of flyovers being jealous of relevant coast states
>>61579191
Obviously
>>61579191
Legal immigrants are no issue.
>>61579119
>Lake Oswego
That's cute bae.
>>61579191
i do
where u from
>>61579174
I don't have to be relevant to tell you you're state is overrated.
>>61579205
You can pretend all you want, it isn't going to change the fact your state is exaggerated.
>>61579186
This guy gets it.
I'm probably the best poster in my country, tbqh.
Mexicans, every time you see a foreigner saying that mex posters are ok or/and cool. Make sure to fucking thank me.
Because i probably save your filthy pathetic ass.
>>61579208
Hows the 4th in Orange? I usually catch downtown LA at Griffith and watch the city explode
>>61579182
Good morning. Is the whole revote thing a big issue? It seems your president is like our governor general.
honestly can't believe I'm a virgin and there are people ambling about inserting their prospects into holes not made for reproduction
makes me absolutely livid
>>61579208
seriously though, what's the point of being in a relevant state if you yourself are just as irrelevant as I am, but you spend way more on basic living needs than I do? what benefit do you get from that?
>>61579153
They are the cause of Portland biggest problems desu.
They drive up the housing costs, which increases the already huge homeless population.
>>61579216
It's statistically the best city in Oregon
What's it like being surrounded with bums and hipsters?
>>61579236
Have this when you feel like shitposting
>>61579208
So are you saying California isn't comfortable to live in?
Why bother living there then?
>>61579263
The hershey highway is a nice trip though.
test
>>61579250
memer
>>61579270
It's kinda sad to look at desu.
This for mah 510 nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42lmAOyzt2s
>>61579270
Don't blame Oregon's problems on Cali refugees. That states been fucked since before the white flight in Cali.
Even before we started moving up there, you guys had a way bigger hipster scene then us.
In fact I thank your state and Washington for siphoning off our hipster population.
Look out, boys. He's back.
The mad dog of hongcouver.
>>61579244
Its pretty good, every local park does something usually. Varies from place to place.
I haven't been to any of the bigger events in a decade but I guess Huntington Beach should have some nice shit like usual
Shaq Fu
