Happy Canada Day
anime
thanks friends
Hello lads
/cascadia/
Bless you Canada. Quebec was beautiful. Montreal was sort of ugly, but outside the city was great.
why is america so great?
If you aren't celebrating Canada Day alone then you aren't celebrating Canada Day.
is this true?
>I want balkanization
Pikachu
(Because a*ime is not allowed... Yet).
>adopt stray kitten that was in the garbage area at my workplace
>absolutely will not leave sleeping people alone
>its locked in the bathroom and finally stopped meowing after my roommate fell asleep
>have to piss something terrible
true torture
>>61541812
I'm posting using a VPN for reasons
FIX THESE GOTDANG CAPTCHAS
>>61541836
me on the right
>burger king owns tim hortons
>>61541836
yes
>>61541839
Well if cutting California out completely is the only way to keep like 5% of Mexico's citizens from voting in the United States, then I'd be ok with it
>>61541836
it has always been
Since a long fucking time
>>61541836
yes
>>61541834
It hasn't been for a while, but it can be (again)
>>61541852
theyre going to make them mroe and more difficult until the only way to post is to buy a pass every time
>>61541836
Every fucking time
butts
>>61541835
What if I'm spending Canada Day with an American qt sitting on my face
Here comes the airplane, anon-kun
>>61541903
>>61541903
you look like a fucking monster covered in blue trash bags
>>61541903
Hmmm...
FINALLY RELEASED FROM MY SWEDISH HELL
Now let's get a coffee
>>61541905
>>61541903
stupid anzu memes aside, real turkish can be pretty hot. One I know has brown/olive skin, blue eyes and dirty brunette/blonde hair
>>61541903
this is the only picture i have seen where she looks attractive
I'm celebrating Canada day by going to sleep high, wbu?
>>61541938
>she
>>61541903
>>61541938
KILL IT
>>61541905
>>61541921
*sniff*
That wasn't very nice
>>61541938
Too bad (s)he's dead
*teleports in to thread*
you are all losers LOL
*phases out of existence*
ANZU IS CUTE AND FUCK YOU IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE
>>61541965
kys
>>61541951
>>61541931
never associate with turkroaches
>>61541938
That's because she has a padded bra
>>61541951
CONSTANTINOPLE WILL BE RETAKEN FOR CHRISTENDOM
>>61541947
she's visually disturbing and I wouldn't want to run into her in a dark hall, but I will not let a savage (tm) lay a hand on an innocent """"maiden""""
it's good my dudes
>>61541961
>*phases out of existence*
I wish I could do that
I want a dominating GF
someone who is a little intimidating
>>61541984
Id say half of it was good, then it just became boring after Park Sounds
>>61541947
no bully
>>61541951
well take comfort in the fact that I would never have the balls to say something mean like that to you irl and that, like any female, if I hang around you long enough I'll probably become attracted
>>61541976
she's not from turkey, but her family is. she's just like any other american sorority grill
>>61541993
Park music*
>>61541965
She's like an angel aaaahhhh :D
I KNOW U NIGGAS UP....
SO WHY DIDN'T U HIT THAT LIKE BUTTON??????
>>61542006
I'm sorry, what I meant to really say is I'm a fag
>>61541998
looks like she has a deformed skull
>>61542004
>to you
>>61541998
Jesus Christ almighty I retract what I said here
>>61542004
You actually DO look like a monster here. I'm not joking. Those eyes are like some Ring mojo you know what I'm saying. nobody knows what you actually look like
Cut my paycheck into pieces
This is my last money,
Suffocation, no breathing
Don't give a fuck if the barber is shaving
This is my last paycheck,
>>61542016
she's an alien
>>61541976
i mean attractive in the sense that she doesn't look like this
>>61541998
>>61542030
She looks like a child, it would be worrisome if anyone was attracted to her.
>>61542045
This
>mfw captchas are working perfectly fine
Farting rhino = piereskelevä sarvikuono. Now you know
D-do you prefer me without my make up on, anon-kun?
>anno Domini two-thousand and sixteen
>not having a pass
>>61542058
Same here, maybe it's a chrome issue. I've been using FF for a while because chrome always seems to fuck up 4chan in various ways.
>>61542063
ReAlLy MaKeS yOu ThInK.... ..
>>61542070
>>61541998
>>61541951
>>61541938
>>61541903
>>61542045
NOW IT'S ALL CLEAR TO ME
>>61542070
she actually looks way better that way
>>61542070
She looks quite a bit older, and better without the makeup
>>61542083
No I'm using chrome and everything is fine.
>>61542098
>>>>>>>>>>>>>she
>>61542070
those bug eyes are p scary
>>61542076
>Fucking mods, moot and gook moot and other faggots decide to put more rules
>Wait 50 seconds for reply
>WE THINK IT'S SPAM DURRR
>NO DUPLICATE REPLIES HUUURRRR
>Jannies
>Still he gives money to them
Since when did t*rks learn to use american proxies?
>everyone replying to the anzu posters
well done retards
i hope that turkish guy who visited /cum/ wins the citizen lottery
thank you for the (you)s, anon-kun
>>61542125
It's like £15, which is about 1% of my monthly wage
Eh
>Moots been gone for more than a year
>>61542217
he almost definitely still posts
>>61542204
it's not that is expensive it's just that this fucking rules pisses me off.
They put this shit so that we can have """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""quality content"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
and instead it just turned this place boring and shitty
>>61542173
the guy that likes the midwest and crappy parts of america?
>>61542268
It's funny, because 4chan will never have quality content. It's just the nature of the website.
I still prefer this place over others (8ch) 2bh
>>61541860
no, they are both owned by two investment groups or some shit. one is based in Brazil of all places. the Tim Horton's menu has also gone to shit since being bought so literally everything but the coffee is 100% shit
heey:D
The god thing about /cum/ dying is that it lets me know when i have to go to sleep.
Happy Canada day leafbros
>>61542413
A little late, senpai. We're dead.
>>61542429
thanks buddy
>>61542413
*gently kisses you*
Can't sleep desu
>>61542506
same =^{
>>61542506
Is there any specific reason for that?
>>61542506
me either. really fucking tired too but i lay down and nothing happens. every so often start drifting off then suddenly wide awake again
>>61542506
Fap to feet
Easy sleep afterwards
>>61541806
happy canada day
>>61542548
i've fapped like 6 times in the last 4 hours
Imagine that you're a father, and you noticed that your daughter is turning into a slut. Dressing like a whore, going out with boys at night every week, spreading suggestive instagram pics etc.
What would you do?
>>61542548
How can you even become aroused by feet?
>>61542565
>tfw never been a fapfag
>tfw been neckbeard n33t weeb-tier for the last 36 hours
Big Pharma was a mistake
HAPPY 149TH BIRTHDAY, CANADA
TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREE, GOD SAVE THE QUEEN, ETC....
>>61542579
if she wants to do her part making the refugees happy i don't care
>>61542579
tell her in a nice but at the same time strict way to cover herself and be careful
>>61542599
i just get bored and 4chan is slow at night so i end up looking up porn then one thing leads to another
>>61542579
I wouldn't raise my daughter to end up like that in the first place.
>>61542636
Have you tried this asmr thing? Some people say it really works for them, so maybe that's something for you.
>>61542646
How would you do that?
can't believe canada is 2016 years old
>>61542670
looked at it but it seemed more annoying then anything
>>61542671
By being a parent not a friend.
Happy Canada Da--
>well, theyre westerner, of course dont give a fuck on what I say.
>snot at the corner
>>61542821
>>61542821
did you shits ever find that plane?
>>61542821
another confusing chink post
color me suprised
>>61542803
What a ridiculous hair style.
tired as fuck bros
sing me a bedtime song
>>61542840
<---
>>61542843
Nope. Nothing. Maybe you could ask USA on that. He likes to doom other country with ridiculous deals such as TPPA and just love false flag.
>>61542883
Me not chink, how rude.
when are we gonna take back vancouver from the chinese hordes lads
>>61543152
Napalm.
Seriously though, Vancouver is a lost cause at this point and that's a god damn shame cause 99% of British Columbia is anglo paradise.
So... NAFTAxit when?
>>61543285
but vancouver is a nice city
it just has stupid real estate prices which would stop as soon as immigration laws are reformed so rich people can not just buy citizenship
What does a blonde american grill's bum smell like? Bet it smells like sweet freedoms.
https://www.instagram.com/clairegerhardstein5/
Looks like i hit the jackpot boys
>>61541836
>I'm going to put in inside me tonight
>>61541836
>girls like physically attractive guys
Is this seriously news to people?
>>61543304
Tbh it would probably help bring jobs home.
>>61542217
Gosh I feel old
>>61543558
are you ameri-chan?
>>61543501
no. I never really got what that image was trying to prove. Of course ugly people are treated as lessers. Men are just as guilty of this.
>having a cough drop even though I don't have a cough
>>61543720
absolute madman
>>61541836
me on the left
>>61543720
drugie
/cum/ on the front page!
Does any of you live at the arctic circle or above it? Greetings
I've never received a (you) from a kanadian person.
>>61542732
You fell for the 'ackshually look at the youtuber# meme.
Asmr is goat, but only when you put in your headphones, rest your phone on your chest, close your eyes, and get comfy under your blankets :3
>>61544399
Nah m8, I think you'd be hard pressed to find any Canadian posters from the arctic circle, as a matter of fact I am sure there are none. There's nobody up there but Inuit who don't know how to use a computer and the odd white guy getting paid retarded amounts of dollars to do work in some specific niche field. I'd like to travel up there someday just for the fuck of it though.
>>61544294
I love s4s
>>61544612
Not a whole lot going on up there. Some bears though.
making a gf lads
what should I call her?
>>61544853
>lost cat pictures around my apartment
>90% sure i saw it hiding underneath some cars
>ran away when i got 10 feet to the car
what are the chances that catching this cat will also catch me a gf?
>>61544853
Experimental Gynoid Mk 1, of course.
>tfw no big black friend to play basketball
> tfw couldn't sleep for shit
> headache
>I still have to go for my morning jog
>>61545029
poor girl she is smashing her head too hard she might get injured
>>61544612
/cum/ meetup in the arctic circle when?
>>61542217
I'm only 20 but deeply bothered whenever someone posts a reminder that something happened far longer than it feels like. Not because it feels particularly bad right now, but because it slowly gets worse over time and by the time I'm 40 I imagine it will feel like a searing hot stab in the gut when someone says Brexit was 20 years ago or something like that. How do older people deal with this without killing themselves?
>>61545059
/lat/ please stop
>>61545092
Do Mexicans handle the cold well?
>>61545097
By doing something worthwhile
Like getting gf, exercising, working etc.
>>61545117
vistes la imagen del pug versus el perro callejero la vistes jajaja
>laying in bed
>dog outside won't stop barking
................
>>61545205
Un recordatorio que doc tops ya subio un nuevo video. Espeluznante.
who the FUCK up
>>61545286
>>61545254
Ese guey qué verga, habla todo cura y está todo idiota lol
>>61545254
que asquito yo solo veo vegeta777 y elrubiusOMG
>>61545286
not in 5 minutes
>>61545328
Habla como si alguien lo estuviera forzando o algo.
>>61545286
Here, but it's 12:34 am here.
morning lads
and happy canada day
>>61545949
Morning
>>61545949
Thanks, friend. I hope you have a nice day. I'm off to bed, myself.
>tfw hungry as fuck but too drunk and tired to make anything edible
Shieeet haha.
>>61544612
But why is that? Im living at the circle and the life is gooood. 61k population.
>>61546265
>tfw hungry as fuck but too drunk and tired to make anything edible
sandwich is an easy snack though, but goon night pal
>>61546266
Is Memeland a desirable place to live
Warum feiern Amerikaner kein Ostern?
>>61547252
Weil du dich nachts da unten Anfasst.
I've come here to save /cum/
>>61548947
but i was right here
>>61549030
We can work together
so i just moved to texas and i think i'm finally gonna get a qt gf
>>61549248
mail me one as well
>>61549245
thats a comfy chair
>>61549308
For you
>>61541806
Hey America; when are you going to stop being a jerk to Mexico? Hey Mexico, when are you going to stop being drunk and actually contribute to your continent?
I'm starting to get nervous around her lads
>>61549430
Never, our collective arrogance is folded a thousand times
>>61542217
who?
>>61549646
>folded a thousand times
>>61549248
If that girl offered me sex, I would consider it.
>>61549706
It's pegging, do you still accept?
>>61549736
Yes. Not joking.
Say it loud and proud boys
>>61549767
Oh.
Well
No joking. I would, too.
>>61549774
This can't be real
h-hi big strong americans and spanish bastardos and FUCKING LEAFERS hehe
>>61549869
good post
>>61549308
girls here have nice bodies with not-so-nice faces
perfect for an plain guy like me
but i sacrificed asian qts for sassy black girls
>>61549918
How can white woman even compete?
>>61549940
they can't
do you guys like Turkish countryside? :)
>>61549971
Fuck off cuck
>>61549981
that place is supposedly where noah's ark landed
>do you guys like Turkish countryside? :)
>>61549940
i got tired of seeing the same beach bunny everywhere i went in SoCal
>that place is supposedly where noah's ark landed
>>61549918
pls no blacks though
>>61550032
How do you feel about them glueing other people's hair to their heads
>>61549971
looks pretty cozy
shame there are turks around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NDDU_ghc8M
>Do you guys like Turkish countryside?
>>61550080
Why? Turks like cosy places and are friendly people
>>61549971
Fuck yeah I do.
Anatolia is a wonderful place.
>>61550118
atta boy
>>61550115
just banter desu
Never been to Turkey, but from what I've heard the people by and large are fine; it's the Erdogan controlled government you need to watch out for.
>>61550157
its true
>>61550182
I hope you're aware that there is such a thing as voting and the Turks voted for Erdogan. He is representative of the people there and the beliefs they have
>>61550182
erdogan is scum, literally uneducated guy who did nothing really in life and came from nothing and became an okay football player. have you seen him playing football? It feels like watching a 3d animate movie
>>61541833
>Montreal was sort of ugly
clearly you didn't have sex with any quebecois girls
OMG SHE'S JUST LIKE ME
>>61550206
I hope you're aware of the severe amounts of cheating they pulled off, literal cows, goats and sheep voted for him as well as stillborn babies from 40 years ago and empty plots of land with no buildings give him thousands of votes kek.
Also votes that go for other parties get burned or thrown off the trucks between towns.
Anzu :)
>>61550254
Nice claims
Nice lack of proofs
>>61550251
isn't that the jennifer lawrence approach?
>>61550251
OMG I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT LOL IM GONNA VOTE FOR THIS WOMAN THAT SEEMS MOTHERLY AND LIKE I CAN RELATE TO HER
>>61550283
No
NO
STOP POSTING THIS TURKROACH WHORE
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>61550290
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electoral_fraud_and_violence_during_the_Turkish_general_election,_June_2015
>>61550305
https://www.hillaryclinton.com/feed/8-ways-hillary-clinton-just-your-abuela/
>>61550308
:)
>>61550290
eh I didn't really read this but here
https://www.aei.org/publication/the-numbers-prove-the-akp-cheated-in-turkeys-elections/
I don't have the link to the website with all of the cheatings, I had the link like a year ago though. You can also look up more about his cheating over the years and how in the early times was given the technology to manipulate electronic votes etc. There's a lot of this shit but in the end nothing can happen...
/cum/, what do you guys fuel yourself with? I used to drink 5 hour energys, but they erode your enamel to the extreme so now I just use them in certain situations. Coffee is nice but always gives me the runs. Any suggestions? I'll stick to coffee but it kind of sucks t b h
>>61550247
I was with my family.
There were a lot of beautiful women though.
>>61550367
here, have giant anzu village
>>61550441
>>61550441
without the anzu it's just a regular turkish village...
>>61550441
>>61550441
Thanks :)
>>61541806
Poor Canucks
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-36512850
Хoтитe пoтaнцeвaть?
>>61549940
By existing.
>>61550477
>>61550497
>>61550533
some people happen to like giant women
>>61541806
Happy Canada Day
Do you celebrate and how?
>>61550619
>>61541806
Who gives a shit about Canadians desu
happy canada day
Test
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCDUhR8vK70
>>61550887
I'm in NYC why do I still have a Canadian flag
>>61550836
kek, why do kids act like that in high school?
>>61550913
LEAF'D
>>61550913
You can take the canuck out of Canada but you can't take the Canada out the canuck
>>61550887
>>61550913
I sometimes had a US flag when I was Canada, since the hotel was rerouting all traffic through their own systems in like Idaho or something.
Could be something similar?
>>61551103
I get American flags too sometimes in my border town, just dependsvon whuch cell tower I'm bouncing off of.
But NYC is quite a ways from the border. Maybe he's stealing wifi from the nearby Canadian embassy?
>>61551170
2bh though I got a US flag even in Ottawa, which is decently far from the US border
>Maybe he's stealing wifi from the nearby Canadian embassy?
Most likely answer. Report him to the Cyber Police for stealing internet.
are you feeling nice or poopoo today?
>mfw Japan has bigger average penis than America
where is everyone? I thought this general moved fast
just got xcom 2
what characters should I make
>>61551312
>mfw Japan has more pixelated penis on average than America
>>61551312
bost broofs bls
>>61551254
S-sorry
