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Jo Cocks edition
Happy 1 week anniversary of our Independence Day lads
Opening this thread in a new tab so I can quickly go back to the old one if janny throws a hissy fit
what time did the jan jan give up on his merciless rampage last night?
our nige
>>61542972
> scotland is going to ruin everything again
>>61542987
nah, they'll just whine and do nothing like always.
Sophie
>>61542984
I went to bed at 11 and he was still going off on one
really makes you think ahead
>>61542964
Thailad when are you moving to Australia?
>>61542984
did he blow his gasket?
this thread is still up
>>>/qa/575649
>>61543000
>>61543013
crikey
I got off about 10:30 after being banned
seems he's quietened down a bit since then though, maybe his shift is over?
>>61543013
did his nut right in lad
>>61543012
Genuinely may look into it in the future.
>>61543031
nah he quit because he wasn't getting paid enough
REALLY makes you think
>>61543031
>>61543033
what did you lads do?
absolute mentalists
>>61543051
WOW xx
one of my good mates is like heaps into martial arts in general, everything about them, everything but doing them and it's getting a bit much considering he's spent thousands of dollars on the gear and so little time training
bought into the UFC meme and the Gracies being saviours
boxing, muay thai, judo and wrestling being the Real Deal sportz
>>61542699
Aren't you legally required to vote? If you don't vote you'll be fined and imprisoned.
Reminder that brexit will not happen
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/eu-referendum-draw-so-brexit-should-be-avoided-constitutional-expert-says-a7111431.html
>>61543036
noice
make sure you move to brisbane
>>61543051
woah
*becomes woke*
>>61543053
>made a thread after 310
>he didn't like that one bit
>continued to ban early threads all night
>banned everyone making fun of him
>>61543053
I think it started when somebody made an early thread as usual
then it escalated and he started banning anybody posting David Mitchell or Kpop
for a while he was banning almost any post with an image, and any post with the word "Janny" in
also this >>61543071
*makes an arrangement*
>>61543085
>he started banning anybody posting Kpop
good janny
>>61543071
fuck lads, he bloody hit the roof didnt he haha
>>61543085
my thread was the first one to get banned, it was page 4 and 344, not early at all.
>>61543051
REALLY hope I never get bone cancer desu
any movies on Netflix worth watching?
Just finished Eyes Wide Shut and Lolita
>>61543060
ye m8
i'll have to line up and put up with like 20 minutes of shit so that some stupid fake cunt can get more votes than another stupid fake cunt to then appear on tele and do nought.
Careful, lads. This discussion is treading into dangerous waters.
Please return to shitposting, talking about poo and the EU
>>61543112
hid straight away
>>61543051
*third eyes closes*
>>61543131
>shitposting, talking about poo and the EU
all the same thing
>>61543112
why the furrowed brow?
>>61543112
really lucky if you're healthy and able bodied desu
>>61543112
there is worse shit than that m8
>>61543061
It's cute that you think that.
might kill my friends
>>61543220
you won't do it, you're scared
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>61543220
If you're the Aussie after a film to watch then this might be suitable:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kill_Your_Friends_(film)
Just watched Harry Potter
Feel really sad for the """United""" Queerdom now
Hey lads, do you want to hear a joke?
France.
>>61543278
*blank stare*
>>61543278
Pfffffahahahaha good one.
Fucking France.
>>61543234
>Molyneux
But why
>>61543278
Rude
>>61543287
>>61543303
Fuck off yuro scum.
doing a listen
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467078149358.webm
>>61543303
Explain your Harry Potter comment, it doesn't even make sense as an insult.
>>61543315
You are European, weather you like it or not
emily chang
why does everybody hate generals QQ
>>61543330
It's not an insult. Harry Potter shows the various differences of British culture, Scotland, London, etc.
All of this might break apart.
never put my willy in a fanny
He has a point.
>>61543399
Missing out. But save yourself for someone you love.
>>61543399
If you turn gay you can have your willy in a bum by tonight
>>61543384
fuck scotland
genuinely dont care if they leave at this point, the traitors
for heavens sake, just GO
>>61543401
FFFFFFUUUUCKKKKK OFFFFFFFFFFFF
Really makes you think
>>61543401
>europe was built upon slaves
Ahh yes, because we were all living in mudhuts before we started colonising.
>>61543455
UKIPHU ACKBAR!!
>>61543429
Which social media is this?
>The first person to die in a U.S. crash involving a car in self-driving mode
>his car's cameras failed to distinguish the white side of a turning tractor-trailer rig from a brightly lit sky and didn't automatically activate its brakes
>rank Baressi, 62, the driver of the tractor-trailer and owner of Okemah Express LLC, said the Tesla driver was "playing Harry Potter on the TV screen" and driving so quickly that "he went so fast through my trailer I didn't see him."
want to crush some normie nandos-eating dimwit runt's head between my meaty thighs
Think I've got shingles lads
Think I've got typhoid lads
poo coming out
Trying to be fa
Might start a Anti-Left rebellion with the lads and some melee weapons
I'll call it; "The Naughty Boys"
>>61543266
how come?
the gold coast more like the cold toast amirite fellas
>>61543488
Non story, it wasn't in self driving mode, it was just fancy cruise control.
>>61543567
You get wifi in the forest?
>>61543567
nah i doubt that
>>61543583
>Netherlands
for what purpose?
>>61543551
good luck you nerd haha
>>61543550
Fully not worth it, just dress normally;if you look good you look good if you don't well kys
>>61543556
Lol niggers
>>61543596
sorry. thought i was in /brit.
>>61542944
What did this woman even do
That seems a bit pretentious and sentimental to me desu
>>61543597
>Implying I give a fuck what an ozzy thinks about fashion
>>61543583
>>61543612
Am i on /brit/ or the toothpaste isle at the grocery store?
>>61543610
pay denbts
>>61543618
being a paki sympathizer
>>61543629
huh
>>61543630
How do you lose a war AGAINST A FUCKING BIRD?
Morning lads
post a shibposting
>>61543622
australia is heaps more trendy bruz trust me im an inner city youth i know whats up
besides english people in australia -and indeed in general- are the msot annoying cunts on the planet, pasty little fuckwits that are either like heaps alternative ex-emos who try to dress like baristas and use heaps of forced english slang because ultimately all they've got to distinguish themselves from toilet paper is in fact their britishness
the rest of the english here are superdry wearing alcoholics in construction
>>61543645
Your flag is stolen frlm a toothpaste, m8.
>>61543629
haha good one lad!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG-_Xy8C9x8
*ponders*
>>61543632
So she was really just your average british politician? Nothing special about her at all?
>>61543657
there wasn't even a fight and you managed to lose you pissweak pube
>>61543690
she was utterly unremarkable except that she got stabbed by a nutcase
>>61543687
Was Brexit even mentioned once in that video? Pretty misleading title
me and the lads
>>61543725
>>61543763
>>61543773
>>61543786
>5 minute gap in posts
what happened here?
>>61543690
literally 99% of the country had no idea who she was til she got stabbed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbgF2em3qSo
>>61543791
4chan shit the bed
>>61543763
K A W A I I
A
W
A
I
I
hmm
>>61543802
Don't like this new style of video
>>61543384
You can keep doing it, but it isn't going to work, Mr yuro.
>>61543725
>>61543795
I've heard some claim she was a sacrificial lamb, do you think there could be something there? Why her if not?
>>61543791
DUDE SERVERS LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZSC_Z65pKE
>>61543401
Luckily we grew up before all of our youthful cringe was catalogued forever, these people can't escape it when they become adults.
You woke up this morning
Got yourself a gun
Mama always said you'd be
The Chosen One
Checkmate racists
>>61543837
If the government had decided to bump someone off to further their agenda, I doubt they would have done it to someone who agreed with them on many things. Kinda depressing how many people immediately assumed it was a conspiracy because it made "their side" look bad.
>>61543875
If I was fasting I'd want to blow myself up 2bh
>>61543866
>tfw I use floccinaucinihilipilification in conversation all the time but all the plebs around me have no idea what I'm talking about
>>61543429
I have an African mate and he says this is the general reaction when he tells them he is a UKIP supporting leave voter.
Lefties are such intolerant racists.
>>61543894
What do you mean? It makes them look sympathetic when this "sweet anti-racist aunt" that just wants the whole world to hold hands get bumped by an evil british working class skinhead
>>61543875
How does not eating stop a person from blowing things up?
#rekt #FOY
>>61543866
Why does he wear such large suit jackets
Why is this dead-eyed Amanda Holden lookalike considered a 10/10 in Britain?
>>61543929
She supported the government's plans for action in Syria. You have obviously made up your mind about it though, so have fun with that.
>>61544011
Literally never seen her before and she is a solid 5/10
>>61543988
>spackers consider this genuine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaeLUIqlDFQ
reminder that I could batter the shit out of everyone ITT
>>61544013
Yes of course, military intervention is seen by many neo-liberals as a humanitarian application, why wouldn't she support it? I don't get your point.
>>61544060
*slaps you in the nuts*
>>61544060
Still living with Mummy Mario?
>>61544085
my design I invented that
>>61544060
Did you get the star powerup?
>>61544082
I've been training in my dojo for the past 6 years
>>61544076
*puts willy in ur bum*
hehe nothing personnel
>>61544066
The point is that she was somewhat useful to the government and so, if you really want to play "guess the conspiracy", I doubt they would have chosen her over the many Labour MPs who hate the Tories.
>>61544085
Don't know why people called it the superman s when it doesn't actually look anything like the superman s
Eating a pork pie lads.
Anyone got any links to /brit/ from the morning it was announced we were leaving?
>>61544122
The Brexit conspiracy was a false flag.
She was the first victim of Chairman Corbyn's purges
>>61544119
*teleports behind you*
*inserts MY willy into bum*
think again, chum.
>>61544085
That's clearly an 8, not an S
>>61544136
Good boy
>>61543875
Always get a good laugh from these. It's like people started believing the meme after it was spouted so much.
>>61544193
That's snare not teleblock
>mfw I see your mums bare fanny
5 days awake now
starting to see things in my periphery
>>61544182
thanks it's the latest epic meme xD it's called doge :^)
been trying to sleep for 3 hours now haha
>>61544216
third eye status: using 50% of the brain
At the airport lads
>>61544176
If you tell a lie enough times, people start to believe it.
>>61544216
I started seeing shadow people on the edge of my vision and hearing whispering voices when I stayed up for several nights taking speed and LSD
Dont know what possessed me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUKjTPPcOdQ
>>61544156
I really don't get these memes about him being a Stalinist, he seems like a real milquetoast bourgeoisie liberal. Even here in Norway you can still find elected representatives that are more hardcore commies than him.
>>61544122
What if she volunteered? Many of the remain people seem to have this strange fixation on hating the tories, despite the fact that they're all the same kind of liberal and it would not have been as impactful.
Blink 182 have a new album out
premium JUST
>>61544216
entering the shadow realm now lad
>>61544228
That's enfeeble or something STOP GETTING IT WRONG
>>61544270
they're still around? lmao
>>61544270
WHATS MY AGE AGAIN
>>61544292
Early 40s surely by now
Getting a banging headache from the absurd amount of COGNITIVE DISSONANCE in this thread lads
>>61544269
What if it was all a hologram? Ever think of that?
Poleaboo is awake now, will go to the mosque and for the final Friday prayer before Eid
seems to me that learning to ride a motorbike looks easier than learning to drive a car
Can't jerk the Juncker
>>61544388
He's a funny fellow
>>61544388
Doesn't have a nice ring to it
>>61544321
>Getting a banging headache from the absurd amount of COGNITIVE DISSONANCE in this thread lads
>>61544358
A car is much, much more practical. Motorcycles are really just a waste of resources. You're better served with a bicycle or a horse.
>>61544388
Can't bunker the Juncker
>This didn't get a new season but Loose women still exists
jdimsa
>>61544450
is that neo from the matrix
why are /twg/ so austistic
Providing for the family
>>61544484
>season
Fuck off yank.
Break over soon lads. Chop chop back to work, those kids won't feed themselves
considering offing oneself
>>61544450
>quoting in a fedora post
you have to leave it in greentext for the victim to discover later, like a small wet turd in the grass
Poleaboo have you ever had a homosexual experience?
>>61544555
way to kill the vibe in here
>the domme I'm trying to meet hasn't logged in since Wednesday
why? we were close to arranging something
>>61544626
Dumb dogposter
>>61544617
No but I've fantasising about it for a while
It's always forced though
It's only going to continue now I'm on HRT
like if you ktfb
What if it wasn't the uneducated who voted for brexit but in fact the ones who avoided leftie propaganda at uni
REALLY makes you think
>>61544127
I always thought it looked like the Suzuki S
>>61544687
Doubt it, academia will be one of the most hard-hit areas by brexit.
All memes aside lads, I'd like to ask you a few questions
1) Did you vote because of the migration crisis or another issue ?
2) Do you think the average Brexiter voted because of the migration crisis, or another issue ?
3) Do you think that the UK is going to have a special status akin to Norway (ie the EU in all but name) ? Do you want it ?
>>61544748
1) No, muh research funding
2) yes, MPs were saying it was the biggest issue for most of their constituents
3) Yes. Not really.
>>61544748
lol
no one voted because of the migration crisis
it's only a few thousand migrants
whereas there's unlimited immigration from the EU, literally over 2 millions Poles, Romanians and Bulgarians in the UK right now
>>61544804
>it's only a few thousand migrants
>>61544817
Yes, compared to the entire populations of Poland, Romania and Bulgaria which are in the millions
test post
>>61543875
It's obviously a satire from /pol/ lads
Nobody in their right mind will deny that ISIS are Muslims
They will just say that they are fanatic Muslims, an extreme minority, and that they kill other Muslims so not all Muslims are bad
>>61544849
Didn't work
>>61544748
1. Partly
2. Yes, probably
3. I think we have good deal to be concerned about
>>61544857
You under estimate the stupidity of the far left.
having a powerful wank to some royalty-free death metal music lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DJPeyK33I0
Pretty funny how we have a federal election tomorrow and nobody seems to give a shit here.
>>61544912
The article linked are probably going to be much more nuanced and explained than just a sassy twitter status like that
I dislike Islam too, especially political, but no reason to put all Muzzies in the same bag
And remember that tumblr lives in his own world, much like /pol/
>>61544959
No good meme right wing parties to support
Liberals will win
>>61544959
Federal election is just to decide who leads each individual state right? It's not important
>>61544912
>the far left
the Left in general thinks this way
why did Cameron ever promise a referendum
He didn't need to
Oh god
Do mods share a list of recent bans?
If you say that you're ban evading, do other mods just have to assume you're telling the truth and ban you for breaking rule 9?
My rorke meter is off the charts, what made thainonce such a rorke? Did a muslim molest his niece before he did?
>>61545007
It includes the PM.
still cant sleep
HEEEEELLLLP
You are driving down a road that is lit by street lights but there are no signs to tell you what the speed limit is. In these circumstances the speed limit is usually:
>60mph
>50mph
>30mph
>40mph
Don't answer, it's probably pakipoo
>>61545046
It's the middle of the day you asinine runtlet
>>61545048
30mph lad
>>61545013
He needed to to get elected
And it ended up costing him his job
poetry
>>61545064
I work the graveyard shift you fucking daywalker scum
>>61544993
Yeah, but who cares how well structured your argument is if you're saying something contrary to common sense?
>but no reason to put all Muzzies in the same bag
Just ISIS
>>61545008
Some of the left can be sensible enough in their convictions, you can't really blame a person wanting no foreign intervention in the middle east for example.
>>61544912
>You under estimate the stupidity of the far left.
think a girl likes me lads
>>61545048
infinite
>>61545112
just the one?
>>61545102
>Yeah, but who cares how well structured your argument is if you're saying something contrary to common sense?
>>but no reason to put all Muzzies in the same bag
>Just ISIS
>>>61545008
>Some of the left can be sensible enough in their convictions, you can't really blame a person wanting no foreign intervention in the middle east for example.
>>61545112
She's just doing it for attention
>>61545048
50 km/h
>Gove: I do not have charisma or glamour
No you do not, you ridiculous looking man.
>implying this guy is going to negotiate with other world leaders without them pissing themselves and slapping him
>call out a pakipoo post
>pakipoo fedoras something else immediately after
>people still replied to it
Fuck sake lads, my pakipoo spotting talents are going to waste if you don't heed my warnings
>>61545130
other girls have liked me before but they were always ugly, this one is actually cute
>>61545135
for my attention? she has it :)
>>61545161
Pretty obvious you're the paki though.
Thoughts?
>>61545201
Even more of a toff than Cameron and with 1/10th the charisma.
>>61545161
there exists a section of the /brit/ populace which actively seeks to reply to 'characters' to rile up people like you who desire a /brit/ without any characters
>>61545201
Honourable and articulate gentleman
>>61542944
brexit will not happen, the referendum might have voted against staying in the EU but the house of commons will vote against it, don't forget that the percentages were 48 to 52, the margins are way to slim
>>61545246
If Cameron invokes Article 50 then the HoC has no choice
>>61545246
Cheers Luigi, shame the next Prime Minister of the country doesn't agree with you though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUxjSTFYoZM
>>61545246
STFU, wop
>>61542987
if the UK ends up leaving the EU, Scottland will have another referendum to leave the UK, the only reason they stayed last time was the EU
>>61545264
If he was going to do it, he would have done it already.
What reason would he have for stalling?
>>61545246
In this case, Britain is gonna have exciting times ahead.
Politicans will be murdered in dozens, there is gonna be uproar and riots on the street, whole city blocks burning down
>>61545264
i highly doubt he will do it, no one wants to be the one to evoke article 50, its not just on a whim that Boris John is not running for pm
>>61545296
Oh wow wrong again.
1 : their deficit is too high to qualify for eu membership. they would need a massive amount of austerity to reduce it down about 6-8%. no socialist utopia
2 : they dont want the euro which is mandatory for new members
3 : north sea oil made a loss last year. with the fracking revolution happening its unlikely they will ever make very much out of crude again.
4 : they dont actually want another referendum
5 : countries have said in the past they'd veto any attempt for an independent Scotland to join.
6: Membership application can be a long process, there's no way they could support themselves in the meantime.
http://ec.europa.eu/economy_finance/euro/adoption/who_can_join/index_en.htm
>>61545179 here, she is like Misaki, supportive and caring
>>61545333
we will soon be entering our Weimar phase with fights between fascists and communists on the streets
>>61545333
Glad I don't live in a city desu.
>>61545296
you are like 5 days behind
>>61545357
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahHhHhHhhHhHhHhH
>>61545201
Why is his head so narrow?
>>61545294
what? you're just now realising how stupid all this is, if the percentages were something along the lines of 20 to 80 then yeah the house of commons or even the pm would evoke art. 50, but the margins weren't that big, not seeing this is just being retarded
>>61545418
Aspect ratio, he's an SD man living in a HD world
>>61545418
inbreeding
>>61545201
He opposes same sex marriage so is a-ok in my books
>>61545426
Stop pretending you know what you're talking about, you lazy, greasy faggot.
>>61545296
They aren't free to leave without Westminster's permission, you silly goose
>>61545426
You know just enough to put in your own opinion, but not enough to know the actual facts of the matter.
Very impressive.
Best pomade?
>>61545507
Oil based: Goon Grease
Water based/unorthodox: Crystal Lake
>>61545389
if i were a brit i would be stock pilling a lot of gold and silver, the impact of something like this might not be as big in the country side but you'll still feel it
>>61545357
>1 : their deficit is too high to qualify for eu membership. they would need a massive amount of austerity to reduce it down about 6-8%. no socialist utopia
No more than 3% deficit and no more than 60% GDP public debt is a meme and I believe it only applies to EMU members. As far as I recall the only member countries that HAVEN'T broken those rules are Estonia, Luxembourg, Austria and the Netherlands.
>2 : they dont want the euro which is mandatory for new members
Technically every EU member is supposed to join EMU in some point of time, but that's also one of the rules that aren't enforced in any way.
I want Gove to win desu
Why do Scotland want to leave a union where they have some power and join a union where they'll have no power?
>>61545558
>...but that's also one of the rules that aren't enforced in any way.
Not yet anyway
>>61545296
France and Spain have been saying Scotland can't join.
>>61545537
also, guns and ammunition, if you can get your hands on it
time troubles is coming
>>61545569
The UK has more far control over Scotland than the EU does.
>>61545537
If I were Italian I'd be more worried about my own economy literally on the brink of being Greece 2.0
>>61545558
Can you have a look at the source I linked? Cheers.
>>61545595
Jocks on suicide watch
Mass neckings in the Highlands!
>>61545597
Good luck getting those easily in Europe
>>61545488
at least i know a little bit more then some British people, including you it seams
>>61545537
>meme metals
I'll just invest in G4S. They'll have a hay day when the riots start.
Gove on the BBC right now, talking about an Australian style points systems for immigration if he is elected leader of the Tories
if someone goes missing and is never found, what happens to their bank account?
>>61545647
You know fuck all though. OUT won, it satisfied the 50+1 criteria to be considered the winner.
Now fuck off to PizzaChan, you oily cunt.
>>61545700
If they haven't left it to anyone in a will then it's claimed by the government after a certain amount of time has passed.
>>61545499
i know enough to know that the uk is putting it self in a very hard spot, not saying that the right thing to do is staying in the Eu far from it, but leaving like this is not the best thing either, and taking a decision as important as this based a slim margin of 2% is a very tricky, and potencially catastrophic thing to do
come on and slam
>>61545751
you are right pasta man, ignore all the regrexiters in here
they have no idea that we're not even on the tip of iceberg yet
>>61545742
how much time? within 40 years?
something something jam
>>61545667
You are only going to end up importing koalas if you give them points based on how Australian they are m8.
>>61545582
It's always a political question if the rules are actually enforced, like member states were banned from bailing out other member states, but EFSF was still done and it's supposedly ok because if the member states give their money to a company that bails out a member state it doesn't break the rule.
>>61545808
and welcome to
>>61545751
You're claiming Brexit will not happen as if it's a matter of fact, yet you demonstrate you have no clue about the topic at all.
>>61545648
its the only thing that will hold any value after a much more significant drop in the pounds value, i'm not telling you to start hoarding that shit, you could also just open an account in dollars, if the shit hits the fan just trade those dollars for the weaker pound and you'll have an instant profit
>>61545805
Not sure, think it depends on how much it is and whether any of it was owed to the government.
stabby wabby Govey wovey
>>61545751
It was stated to be a simple majority vote before the referendum. You can't retroactively change these kind of rules.
>>61545612
thank god i'm not Italian, just came here on vacation,
>all these arseravaged parasitic eurofags getting mad cos we're withdrawing our monies that prop up their failed nations.
>>61545751
You're making assumptions, nothing more.
2% or 20%, the same applies within UK democracy. The UK is not a "have another go and get it right this time!" sort of """"Democracy"""""
Enter into EU when? We need to enter the EU, adopt the Euro currency and open our borders to migrants from Syria and other war-torn areas
Blood hell lads check out how slick these fuckers are.
http://imgur.com/gallery/wHPENmf
>>61545937
How about I enter your qt boipucci?
we need to send the buggers back
http://4chan.org/bans
incredible
>>61545961
I appreciate the offer but unfortunately I am not equipped with a boiqucci.
>>61545982
>they've expanded to /tv/ too
>>61545982
All me
Is janny up. He has a long day of work ahead of him
oh, good news
Poleaboo blister/burn has gone down so I should be able to continue with laser next week
>>61546002
Shit up and take it, you little bitch.
>>61546031
Post your paki bumhole
>>61546028
let's see
new
>>61546059
>>61546059
>>61546059
>>61546062
He's up and at em
>>61545884
Why the fuck are you spending your vacation on 4chan? Its the middle of the afternoon and you're in Italy ffs
I tried
>>61546062
ruthless
>>61546062
Dont make me ban you lad
>>61545884
>vacation
FOY
really makes you think
>>61546154
Hmm
Really does make you think
top bants from Gove
>>61546062
HE'S """""""""WORKING"""""""""""
this REALLY makes you think
>>61546194
Well would you look at that
I wonder what janny will do about this
janny gonna get ye
As long as janny keeps the kpop nonces down he can do what he likes
>>61546194
>/balk/
>/balt/
where's your reading comprehension gone
>>61546237
me right now
>>61546253
They're all the same and need rounding up like krill anyway
what can i eat when i've got no food in the house?
only got soup really, got anything i could stick with it?
>>61546253
you thought about it
>>61546281
JANNY THERE'S ONE HERE KILL IT
bit hungry if im being desu here lads
is gove a part time comedian?
JANNY
>>61546301
do a fast
Ahh yes, it's a ''janny kill /brit/'' edition.
eating a biscuit (scone)
t-the janny is a g-good lad
i b-bet he gets paid a lot for h-his hard work
h-haha
might wander into town and buy some new earphones
Got nothing better to do with my life
>>61546405
wow found this nice picture of me in there
HAHAHA JANNY IS A FAT CUNT LOL POOOOP
Roughhousing
>>61546500
gonna wander to the archery range and shoot some arrows
>>61546548
bought a longbow yet you wanker?
Need to go into town and buy a suit, fucking loathe suits.
>>61546552
ye m8
gonna hop in the time machine and have a crack at agincourt
>>61546552
too poor atm m8
ᵗʸᵖᶤᶰᵍ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ˢᵐᵃˡˡ ˢᵒ ʲᵃᶰᶰʸ ᶜᵃᶰ'ᵗ ʳᵉᵃᵈ ᵐʸ ᵖˡᵃᶰ
does the janny have no shame?
ey yo watup g
>>61546582
I actually fancy giving target shooting a go 2bh
Doing a poo
I for one welcome our new custodian overlord.
>>61546589
obviously not
>>61546613
shoot yourself in the face and report back results
quite tempted to make those 'loaded' potatoes that yanks love
is it just potato skins with cheese? what else do you put in?
alri lads
actually sorry, can't stop, gotta go, see ya! x
>>61546657
*looses a volley in your direction*
>>61546665
sour cream and bacon
>>61546613
give it a go lad. it's great fun imo. nothing like nailing the gold at 70 metres
giz a job
>Austria's highest court has annulled the result of the presidential election narrowly lost by the candidate of the far-right Freedom Party.
>The Freedom Party candidate, Norbert Hofer, lost the election to the former leader of the Greens, Alexander Van der Bellen, by less than a percentage point.
>The election will now be re-run.
oh heck
>>61546644
good lad
>>61546712
it begins
>>61546712
What the shit, why was it annulled?
>>61546752
>The party had challenged the result, saying that postal votes had been improperly handled.
>It alleged that thousands of votes were opened earlier than permitted under election rules and some were counted by people unauthorised to do so.
>The party also claimed to have evidence that some under-16s and foreigners had been allowed to vote.
>>61546752
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36681475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWhu7KN2Ujo
>posted my willy in a dick rate thread on /soc/
>no replies
lads
>Chancellor George Osborne has abandoned his target to restore government finances to a surplus by 2020.
the sopranos is GOAT
>>61546776
>>61546777
It's a win-win. Memes either way now.
> May becomes PM
> Does not invoke article 50 due to the minuscule gap between leave/remain and calls a second referendum
> Young people actually get out of bed to vote this time, and bregrexiters vote remain
> Remain wins by a significant margin
> We stay in the EU
>>61546853
is anyone else genuinely worried about the prospect of may as PM? she is the psychopath behind the snooper's charter after all.
>>61546853
ah yes, '""democracy""
>>61546813
fucking wierd. I was just watching my favourite scenes from the sopranos on youtube.
me on the toilet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50k6Q8xNSkU
>>61546877
Yeah I really do not like that aspect of her
very horny at the moment
If I had a brain the size of a ping pong ball I would be interested in the kickball and I would be rooting for Wales
Thankfully I don't, am not, and won't be
>>61546984
the trouble with wales, is they always try to walk it in
who here waiting for the new thread?
Make a new thread you fucking benders
new (have mercy)
>>61547028
>>61547028
>>61547028
>>61547007
Janny's gasket's not been repaired yet
>>61547030
lol
eating 2 poached eggs and a kipper lads
custodian doesn't appreciate that
>>61547030
Janny is either a /brit/poster or they've got some sort of script that just nukes new threads before page 7, it's so fast.
Janny is forcing us to adapt lads. New thread doesn't start until page 7 now.
>>61547085
Banned
Janny is forcing his willy up Poleaboo's bumhole
>>61547058
Good boy
janny isn't playing nice today
maybe his benefits got sanctioned
>>61547085
At least now thread wars will never be a problem
>>61547105
What do you mean?
need some sun to brighten up my day
>napped
>showered
>fresh bedding
W E W
E
W
All I need is a decent lunch ngl
well
>>61547030
janny is fucking raging like
> Austria is rerunning a general election again because of fraud.
Looks like we're not the only euro country with an African teir government
breathing in until my abs spasm haha
huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
fucking freezing lads
What kind of summer is this
popped a ibuprofen now im sweating
is she eluding to *clears throat and wipes sweat from brow* gentlemen, is she talking about her *whispers* clitoris purloining the moister from her?
*looks over at the jar with what looks to have ash in it in the wardrobe*
you never would have done that, would you?
*look at the loose floorboard beneath me*
you wouldn't have either
>>61547242
man alive how many grils you got on the go ed
>>61547242
Good post
>>61547277
this was the one that cancelled on me yesterday so i swung my willy around and asked her out again and here we are live laugh learn tehehe
>>61547242
It's alluding you fucking child
Elude is to escape
>>61547242
wow this actionposters creativity, wit and uniqueness is landing him a super cute girl wetting for him
>>61547291
did she say yes??
>>61547317
yeah
asked her if she was sure cause i didn't want her to flake on me and she was like "yeah your funny why not" or something along the lines was very funny like "oh okay" funny not "haha" funny
lads make a new thread so janny can go off his nut again hahaha
DO IT NOW
>>61547341
some one did and he got jannied before he could post it
so hungry
>>61547341
I just did haha he deleted it
janny fuckin deserves a pay raise for this ahahahaha
might have a mgronalds later
what burger should i get
>>61547355
*unzips dick*
feast on this, runt
>>61547365
>>61547353
hahaah absolutely nutter like lads, loving this hearty laugh haha god bless
>>61547376
*scoffs it, leaving you with a bleeding stump*
>>61547373
fishburger
lower CO2 footprint
>>61547336
very good la very good
gotta work on being more entertaining on fb chat. i come across like a fucking economics lecturer online
>>61547373
QP w/ cheese
>>61547413
>i come across like a fucking economics lecturer online
that might just be the girl, man. some girls are so shit at talking on fb so you go from question to question without actually grasping at any sort of conversation.
>>61547407
bit rude
>>61547424
royale with cheese more like haha am I right??
having a think
>>61547448
lmao yeah man!!!!
Only film buffs will get this hehe
>>61547431
nah she was ok. i showed the lads for some feedback and they were like yer look you're doing okay but fuck me liven it up a bit. just feel a bit hinged and awkward talking on fb and shit desu
>>61547486
Wow hey thanks for your great post that really helps
don't know what to do with my life lads
>>61547464
hahaha yeah haha anytime!
>>61547486
I distinctly remember these being higher-quality when they first came out a year or two ago
>>61547538
be my bf lad i need a sissy brit boi
>>61547506
Haha! That's really funny but also good that you're learning. :-)
Have a good one,
Ed
that was my impersonation of you haha jk jk bro jk bro dont ark up i was kidding
>>61547486
aussies are fucking safe lad
going to force "Wow hey thanks for your great post that really helps" as a meme so get ready
>>61547558
alright
do you go surfing and call people cunts a lot?
i do genuinely like willies in my bum so this could work
Bloodstains on the carpet
>>61547565
>>61547506
fight
going to force "Wow hey thanks for your great post that really helps" as a meme so get ready
>>61547587
Wow hey thanks for your great post that really helps
>>61547587
Wow hey thanks for your great post that really helps
>>61547589
i call people cunt a lot la but not much surfing, but we can have plenty of cheeky pints together before i shove my roger up your angus
>>61547625
Wow hey thanks for your great post that really helps
>>61547634
Wow hey thanks for your great post that really helps
>>61547577
Easy way to spot a paki on here is their grovelling sycophancy towards Aussies.
So when did you arrive here from Karachi, Sajid?
poostains on the carpet
>>61547656
Wow hey thanks for your great post that really helps
>>61547665
Wow hey thanks for your great post that really helps
>>61547565
hahaha nah it's not like that. it's like almost interrogative. then instead of expanding on what she's said, i just ask another question. then like 5 minutes later i'll think of something i should have said to her answer.
i used to be prime at it in highschool but grils grew out of msn emoji's so my market dried up unless i wanted to become a nonce (which i did not)
Can anyone here... teach me?... to.. love?
>>61547673
Wow hey thanks for your great post that really helps
>>61547664
>>61547603
jesus man pull yourself together
willy is hard
you're all worms
>>61547659
Rorke's delusions know no bounds.
imagine being a yank lads
>>61547687
*injects u with oxytocin*
>>61547710
Rather not
>>61547710
SoCal and Texan yanks are best yanks - the rest are eh
NEW
>>61547738
>>61547738
>>61547738
>>61547738
>>61547738
*pulling myself together*
WAAAUAUAUAAHGHH
>>61547726
which one of you madmen left the keys on the ground there hahaha woooooo wahey!!!
>>61547770
>>61547770
Get jannied, edition-in-the-subject mong
WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT
>>61547675
yeah that does sound a bit shit desu
just gotta learn from experience i guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxjXAb9LQlc
can't flin flan the jin jan
JANNY IS A MADMAN
>tfw your child pornography collection is of white kids only and you really feel like wanking to brown kids
HAHAHA OH JANN JANN YOU ARE TOOOO MUCH AHAAAAA
HE
DOES
IT
FOR
FREE
Janny do one you jobsworth runt.
>>61547817
yeah. it's not like sperg or anything, i made sure of that so it's not doing any harm really but it's certainly not doing me any good desu
makes you think
>>61547818
how come there's the blue light thingies from some angles but from other angles it's just blank purple and blue?
14 LASHES FOR EARLY DELETION
>>61547707
Shhhhh, paki
>>61547882
>>61547882
>>61547882
>>61547882
>>61547865
the eternal Aryan strikes again
>>61547861
yeah im shit with girls
maybe try talking to her less and meeting up with her irl more?
>>61547889
what a fugg
>>61547889
JAN'D
>>61547889
the mad man did it again
He who must not be paid has returned
>>61547867
Magic
w-why doesn't janny like us...
Janny has finally done it
He's blown his gasket
He's done his nut in
He's gone round the bend
He's lost his marbles
Somebody get the cunt sectioned.
code red
code red
meltdown in progress
this is not a drill
we got a class 9 janny meltdown in sector /brit/
GONNA TRACK YOUR IP NOW JANNY
YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD
>>61547943
>us
janny is in full meltdown lel
hhhhhhhhhhhaiiiiiiii feeeeeeeeeiv if u lyyyyl da janny ::D
he's trying to force us to post all of our rarest and dankest memes
resist
JANNY YOU INFRINGING ON MY RIGHTS AS A /BRIT/ CITIZEN AND WILL TAKE NECESSARY ACTION UNLESS YOU CEASE IMMEDIATELY
DO NOT TREAD ON ME
reckon it's a script 2bh lads
How can someone honestly believe this is good moderation?
fuck the janny
he's nothing but a cog in my clock of doom
he'll never have the balls to ban me, the fool
Wow hey thanks for your great post that really helps
I know the "he does it for free" meme has sort of lost its edge over the years but when you actually think about it can you fucking imagine doing this for free?
I mean literally and completely on a voluntary basis. COMPLETELY UNPAID. Doing it because you WANT TO.
>>61545751
52 vs 48 is not 2%
Funny watching the scummy fucking Aussie get wound up by Janny.
Hopefully they'll suicide.
might put ex-yu + brit in subject
>>61547906
yeah i'm planning on it. i'm good friends with one of her friends and she is saying i should ask her out but i reckon i need to see her in person to show her i'm not going to bring a calculator and be boring af if she says yes.
just need to do some wildcard shit like you do m8 hahah
busniess idea: we all make high quality threads so we get to page 7 faster
>>61548038
gib us a snippet of some of your convo? im sure you cant be that bad mate
Took a while to find you lot. Have we done Jannys but in again?
*whispers my plan to you*
ᶤᶠ ʷᵉ ᵗʸᵖᵉ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ˢᵐᵃˡˡ ʲᵃᶰᶰʸ ʷᵒᶰ'ᵗ ᵇᵉ ᵃᵇˡᵉ ᵗᵒ ˢᵉᵉ ᶤᵗ
*nods in approval*
>>61546644
this has to be my least favorite gimmick
WHEN BA BA GOES I GO BAD BAD
WHO BRINGS THE SAND? THE STORM THAT YOU WILL NOT WEATHER
AND IF YOU DO WHY COVER YOUR EYES? THE SAND WILL POUR IN
>>61548065
Nut*
>>61548092
>>61548092
>>61548092
>>61548092
poostains on the carpet
new
>>61548112
>>61548112
>>61548112
>>61548114
>>61548101
> already deleted
foohken hell lads
>>61548101
RIP>>61548114
RIP
ʰᵒʷ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ʷᵉ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵃ ᵗʰʳᵉᵃᵈ ᵇᵘᵗ ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ˡᶤᶰᵏ ᶤᵗ
ʷᵉ ᶰᵉᵉᵈ ᵃ ˢᵉᶜʳᵉᵗ ᶜᵒᵈᵉ ʷʰᵉᶰᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉˢ ᵃ ᶰᵉʷ ᵗʰʳᵉᵃᵈ ˢᵒ ʲᵃᶰᶰʸ ᵈᵒᵉˢᶰᵗ ᵏᶰᵒʷ
>>61548101
>>61548114
custodian, there is a gaffe in our officialdom
exterminate.
it was page 7 I swear
I led be a good Primed Minister tbqh lads. Would you back me?
off to bed lads, goodnight x
>>61548147
>>61548147
>>61548147
>>61548147
>>61548147
Joe willies assassination was a leave
False flag
FUCK OFF JANNY IT'S PAGE 7
I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR NUTS OFF
need one
there's a new up, i repeat, i made a new
>>61548061
nah sorry haha i'm super autismal about posting shit online. i inadvertantly posted something that got recognised by someone i know somehow a couple of years ago and got into shit.
it's not really bad, it's just nothing. i just gotta get on a roll, i was out of the game for quite sometime. considering getting tinder just to re-learn to talk shit to girls.
>>61548190
me under that the blanket
thats it lads
this is the end
he is remorseless and compensationless. this is our last meeting, the final boat at cover anzac paddles off, the last call.
it's been an honour, gents.
>>61548181
he's gonna get ya
for "complaining"
>so many /brit/ threads are being made it's pushing the thread back so we'll never be on page 7
I recon Juncker is the Janny
why page 7
I'm more fucked off he's only removing /brit/ threads and none of the other generals
>>61548257
It's the EU
am I shadowblocked?
>>61548292
>>61548292
>>61548292
we page 7 now
>>61548257
we dont have freedom of movement anymore
>>61548306
>>61548306
>>61548306
>>61548306
>>61548306
i told you this was the end
the mad man doesn't even care that we've reached page 7. he's out for us. none of us will make it.
use a code name, and don't link it
the thought of the janny is............................ amusing
>>61547882
is there a way to listen to BBC radio online through a simple music player like foobar? just a .m3u or .pls file or something like that? I don't want to use a browser player or a fucking app
>>61548343
i tried that
janny has all eyes open, and never sleeps, and never gets paid
JANNY IS A MADMAN HELP US SAVE US
JANNY IS A MADMAN HELP US SAVE US
JANNY IS A MADMAN HELP US SAVE US
can't believe someone would actually want to babysit us for free lol
>>61548362
some say his sustenance is poor moderation of threads
This is unironically the new thread:
>>61548292
>>61548292
>>61548292
>>61548292
>>61548292
>>61548292
>>61548434
no its not
>>61548434
he gets them fast
>>61548434
he deleted it m8 >>61548327
Okay this is uniornically the new thread:
>>61548327
>>61548327
>>61548327
They call him QuickDraw Janny.
based as fuck janny
Janny can you wipe my bum?
why is france bullying us
the auld alliance is still in effect
they should support us
this is treachery!
somebody make them take us in...
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