Jo Cocks edition
Happy 1 week anniversary of our Independence Day lads
Opening this thread in a new tab so I can quickly go back to the old one if janny throws a hissy fit
what time did the jan jan give up on his merciless rampage last night?
our nige
>>61542972
> scotland is going to ruin everything again
>>61542987
nah, they'll just whine and do nothing like always.
Sophie
>>61542984
I went to bed at 11 and he was still going off on one
really makes you think ahead
>>61542964
Thailad when are you moving to Australia?
>>61542984
did he blow his gasket?
this thread is still up
>>>/qa/575649
>>61543000
>>61543013
crikey
I got off about 10:30 after being banned
seems he's quietened down a bit since then though, maybe his shift is over?
>>61543013
did his nut right in lad
>>61543012
Genuinely may look into it in the future.
>>61543031
nah he quit because he wasn't getting paid enough
REALLY makes you think
>>61543031
>>61543033
what did you lads do?
absolute mentalists
>>61543051
WOW xx
one of my good mates is like heaps into martial arts in general, everything about them, everything but doing them and it's getting a bit much considering he's spent thousands of dollars on the gear and so little time training
bought into the UFC meme and the Gracies being saviours
boxing, muay thai, judo and wrestling being the Real Deal sportz
>>61542699
Aren't you legally required to vote? If you don't vote you'll be fined and imprisoned.
Reminder that brexit will not happen
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/eu-referendum-draw-so-brexit-should-be-avoided-constitutional-expert-says-a7111431.html
>>61543036
noice
make sure you move to brisbane
>>61543051
woah
*becomes woke*
>>61543053
>made a thread after 310
>he didn't like that one bit
>continued to ban early threads all night
>banned everyone making fun of him
>>61543053
I think it started when somebody made an early thread as usual
then it escalated and he started banning anybody posting David Mitchell or Kpop
for a while he was banning almost any post with an image, and any post with the word "Janny" in
also this >>61543071
*makes an arrangement*
>>61543085
>he started banning anybody posting Kpop
good janny
>>61543071
fuck lads, he bloody hit the roof didnt he haha
>>61543085
my thread was the first one to get banned, it was page 4 and 344, not early at all.
>>61543051
REALLY hope I never get bone cancer desu
any movies on Netflix worth watching?
Just finished Eyes Wide Shut and Lolita
>>61543060
ye m8
i'll have to line up and put up with like 20 minutes of shit so that some stupid fake cunt can get more votes than another stupid fake cunt to then appear on tele and do nought.
Careful, lads. This discussion is treading into dangerous waters.
Please return to shitposting, talking about poo and the EU
>>61543112
hid straight away
>>61543051
*third eyes closes*
>>61543131
>shitposting, talking about poo and the EU
all the same thing
>>61543112
why the furrowed brow?
>>61543109
>>61543112
really lucky if you're healthy and able bodied desu
>>61543112
there is worse shit than that m8
>>61543061
It's cute that you think that.
might kill my friends
>>61543220
you won't do it, you're scared
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>61543220
If you're the Aussie after a film to watch then this might be suitable:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kill_Your_Friends_(film)
>>61543169
Just watched Harry Potter
Feel really sad for the """United""" Queerdom now
>>61543245
Hey lads, do you want to hear a joke?
France.
>>61543234
>>61543278
*blank stare*
>>61543278
Pfffffahahahaha good one.
Fucking France.
>>61543234
>Molyneux
But why
>>61543278
Rude
>>61543287
>>61543303
Fuck off yuro scum.
doing a listen
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467078149358.webm
>>61543303
Explain your Harry Potter comment, it doesn't even make sense as an insult.
>>61543315
You are European, weather you like it or not
emily chang
why does everybody hate generals QQ
>>61543330
It's not an insult. Harry Potter shows the various differences of British culture, Scotland, London, etc.
All of this might break apart.
never put my willy in a fanny
He has a point.
>>61543399
Missing out. But save yourself for someone you love.
>>61543399
If you turn gay you can have your willy in a bum by tonight
>>61543384
fuck scotland
genuinely dont care if they leave at this point, the traitors
for heavens sake, just GO
>>61543401
FFFFFFUUUUCKKKKK OFFFFFFFFFFFF
Really makes you think
>>61543401
>europe was built upon slaves
Ahh yes, because we were all living in mudhuts before we started colonising.
>>61543455
UKIPHU ACKBAR!!
>>61543429
Which social media is this?
>The first person to die in a U.S. crash involving a car in self-driving mode
>his car's cameras failed to distinguish the white side of a turning tractor-trailer rig from a brightly lit sky and didn't automatically activate its brakes
>rank Baressi, 62, the driver of the tractor-trailer and owner of Okemah Express LLC, said the Tesla driver was "playing Harry Potter on the TV screen" and driving so quickly that "he went so fast through my trailer I didn't see him."
want to crush some normie nandos-eating dimwit runt's head between my meaty thighs
Think I've got shingles lads
Think I've got typhoid lads
poo coming out
Trying to be fa
Might start a Anti-Left rebellion with the lads and some melee weapons
I'll call it; "The Naughty Boys"
>>61543266
how come?
the gold coast more like the cold toast amirite fellas
me
>>61543488
Non story, it wasn't in self driving mode, it was just fancy cruise control.
>>61543567
You get wifi in the forest?
>>61543567
nah i doubt that
>>61543583
>Netherlands
for what purpose?
>>61543551
good luck you nerd haha
>>61543550
Fully not worth it, just dress normally;if you look good you look good if you don't well kys
>>61543556
Lol niggers
>>61543596
sorry. thought i was in /brit.
>>61542944
What did this woman even do
That seems a bit pretentious and sentimental to me desu
>>61543597
>Implying I give a fuck what an ozzy thinks about fashion
>>61543583
>>61543612
Am i on /brit/ or the toothpaste isle at the grocery store?
>>61543610
pay denbts
>>61543618
being a paki sympathizer
>>61543629
huh
>>61543630
How do you lose a war AGAINST A FUCKING BIRD?
Morning lads
post a shibposting
>>61543622
australia is heaps more trendy bruz trust me im an inner city youth i know whats up
besides english people in australia -and indeed in general- are the msot annoying cunts on the planet, pasty little fuckwits that are either like heaps alternative ex-emos who try to dress like baristas and use heaps of forced english slang because ultimately all they've got to distinguish themselves from toilet paper is in fact their britishness
the rest of the english here are superdry wearing alcoholics in construction
>>61543645
Your flag is stolen frlm a toothpaste, m8.
>>61543629
haha good one lad!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG-_Xy8C9x8
*ponders*
>>61543632
So she was really just your average british politician? Nothing special about her at all?
>>61543657
there wasn't even a fight and you managed to lose you pissweak pube
>>61543690
she was utterly unremarkable except that she got stabbed by a nutcase
>>61543687
Was Brexit even mentioned once in that video? Pretty misleading title
me and the lads
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>>61543725
>>61543763
>>61543773
>>61543786
>5 minute gap in posts
what happened here?
>>61543690
literally 99% of the country had no idea who she was til she got stabbed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbgF2em3qSo
>>61543791
4chan shit the bed
>>61543763
K A W A I I
A
W
A
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hmm
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>>61543802
Don't like this new style of video
>>61543384
You can keep doing it, but it isn't going to work, Mr yuro.
>>61543725
>>61543795
I've heard some claim she was a sacrificial lamb, do you think there could be something there? Why her if not?
>>61543791
DUDE SERVERS LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZSC_Z65pKE
>>61543401
Luckily we grew up before all of our youthful cringe was catalogued forever, these people can't escape it when they become adults.
You woke up this morning
Got yourself a gun
Mama always said you'd be
The Chosen One
Checkmate racists
![1466436605072[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MfsU0sL.jpg "1466436605072[1].jpg")
>>61543837
If the government had decided to bump someone off to further their agenda, I doubt they would have done it to someone who agreed with them on many things. Kinda depressing how many people immediately assumed it was a conspiracy because it made "their side" look bad.
>>61543875
If I was fasting I'd want to blow myself up 2bh
>>61543866
>tfw I use floccinaucinihilipilification in conversation all the time but all the plebs around me have no idea what I'm talking about
>>61543429
I have an African mate and he says this is the general reaction when he tells them he is a UKIP supporting leave voter.
Lefties are such intolerant racists.
>>61543894
What do you mean? It makes them look sympathetic when this "sweet anti-racist aunt" that just wants the whole world to hold hands get bumped by an evil british working class skinhead
>>61543875
How does not eating stop a person from blowing things up?
#rekt #FOY
>>61543866
Why does he wear such large suit jackets
Why is this dead-eyed Amanda Holden lookalike considered a 10/10 in Britain?
>>61543929
She supported the government's plans for action in Syria. You have obviously made up your mind about it though, so have fun with that.
![1466450946277[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SqPnved.jpg "1466450946277[1].jpg")
>>61544011
Literally never seen her before and she is a solid 5/10
>>61543988
>spackers consider this genuine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaeLUIqlDFQ
reminder that I could batter the shit out of everyone ITT
>>61544013
Yes of course, military intervention is seen by many neo-liberals as a humanitarian application, why wouldn't she support it? I don't get your point.
>>61544060
*slaps you in the nuts*
>>61544060
Still living with Mummy Mario?
>>61544085
>>61544085
my design I invented that
>>61544060
Did you get the star powerup?
>>61544082
I've been training in my dojo for the past 6 years
>>61544076
*puts willy in ur bum*
hehe nothing personnel
>>61544066
The point is that she was somewhat useful to the government and so, if you really want to play "guess the conspiracy", I doubt they would have chosen her over the many Labour MPs who hate the Tories.
>>61544085
Don't know why people called it the superman s when it doesn't actually look anything like the superman s
![1440213215348[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hs6AgMo.jpg "1440213215348[1].jpg")
Eating a pork pie lads.
Anyone got any links to /brit/ from the morning it was announced we were leaving?
>>61544122
The Brexit conspiracy was a false flag.
She was the first victim of Chairman Corbyn's purges
>>61544119
*teleports behind you*
*inserts MY willy into bum*
think again, chum.
>>61544085
That's clearly an 8, not an S
>>61544136
Good boy
>>61543875
Always get a good laugh from these. It's like people started believing the meme after it was spouted so much.
![1396246800896[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/w7o7Rrj.jpg "1396246800896[1].jpg")
>>61544159
>>61544193
That's snare not teleblock
>mfw I see your mums bare fanny
5 days awake now
starting to see things in my periphery
>>61544182
thanks it's the latest epic meme xD it's called doge :^)
been trying to sleep for 3 hours now haha
>>61544206
>>61544216
third eye status: using 50% of the brain
At the airport lads
>>61544176
If you tell a lie enough times, people start to believe it.
>>61544216
I started seeing shadow people on the edge of my vision and hearing whispering voices when I stayed up for several nights taking speed and LSD
Dont know what possessed me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUKjTPPcOdQ
>>61544156
I really don't get these memes about him being a Stalinist, he seems like a real milquetoast bourgeoisie liberal. Even here in Norway you can still find elected representatives that are more hardcore commies than him.
>>61544122
What if she volunteered? Many of the remain people seem to have this strange fixation on hating the tories, despite the fact that they're all the same kind of liberal and it would not have been as impactful.
Blink 182 have a new album out
premium JUST
>>61544216
entering the shadow realm now lad
>>61544228
That's enfeeble or something STOP GETTING IT WRONG
>>61544270
they're still around? lmao
>>61544270
WHATS MY AGE AGAIN
>>61544292
Early 40s surely by now
Getting a banging headache from the absurd amount of COGNITIVE DISSONANCE in this thread lads
>>61544269
What if it was all a hologram? Ever think of that?
Poleaboo is awake now, will go to the mosque and for the final Friday prayer before Eid
>>61544228
seems to me that learning to ride a motorbike looks easier than learning to drive a car
Can't jerk the Juncker
>>61544388
He's a funny fellow
>>61544388
Doesn't have a nice ring to it
>>61544321
>Getting a banging headache from the absurd amount of COGNITIVE DISSONANCE in this thread lads
>>61544358
A car is much, much more practical. Motorcycles are really just a waste of resources. You're better served with a bicycle or a horse.
>>61544388
Can't bunker the Juncker
>This didn't get a new season but Loose women still exists
jdimsa
>>61544450
is that neo from the matrix
why are /twg/ so austistic
Providing for the family
>>61544484
>season
Fuck off yank.
Break over soon lads. Chop chop back to work, those kids won't feed themselves
considering offing oneself
>>61544450
>quoting in a fedora post
you have to leave it in greentext for the victim to discover later, like a small wet turd in the grass
Poleaboo have you ever had a homosexual experience?
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>>61544555
way to kill the vibe in here
>the domme I'm trying to meet hasn't logged in since Wednesday
why? we were close to arranging something
>>61544626
Dumb dogposter
>>61544617
No but I've fantasising about it for a while
It's always forced though
It's only going to continue now I'm on HRT
like if you ktfb
What if it wasn't the uneducated who voted for brexit but in fact the ones who avoided leftie propaganda at uni
REALLY makes you think
>>61544127
I always thought it looked like the Suzuki S
>>61544687
Doubt it, academia will be one of the most hard-hit areas by brexit.
All memes aside lads, I'd like to ask you a few questions
1) Did you vote because of the migration crisis or another issue ?
2) Do you think the average Brexiter voted because of the migration crisis, or another issue ?
3) Do you think that the UK is going to have a special status akin to Norway (ie the EU in all but name) ? Do you want it ?
>>61544748
1) No, muh research funding
2) yes, MPs were saying it was the biggest issue for most of their constituents
3) Yes. Not really.
>>61544748
lol
no one voted because of the migration crisis
it's only a few thousand migrants
whereas there's unlimited immigration from the EU, literally over 2 millions Poles, Romanians and Bulgarians in the UK right now
>>61544804
>it's only a few thousand migrants
>>61544817
Yes, compared to the entire populations of Poland, Romania and Bulgaria which are in the millions
test post
>>61543875
It's obviously a satire from /pol/ lads
Nobody in their right mind will deny that ISIS are Muslims
They will just say that they are fanatic Muslims, an extreme minority, and that they kill other Muslims so not all Muslims are bad
>>61544849
Didn't work
>>61544748
1. Partly
2. Yes, probably
3. I think we have good deal to be concerned about
>>61544857
You under estimate the stupidity of the far left.
having a powerful wank to some royalty-free death metal music lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DJPeyK33I0
Pretty funny how we have a federal election tomorrow and nobody seems to give a shit here.
>>61544912
The article linked are probably going to be much more nuanced and explained than just a sassy twitter status like that
I dislike Islam too, especially political, but no reason to put all Muzzies in the same bag
And remember that tumblr lives in his own world, much like /pol/
>>61544959
No good meme right wing parties to support
Liberals will win
>>61544959
Federal election is just to decide who leads each individual state right? It's not important
>>61544912
>the far left
the Left in general thinks this way
why did Cameron ever promise a referendum
He didn't need to
Oh god
Do mods share a list of recent bans?
If you say that you're ban evading, do other mods just have to assume you're telling the truth and ban you for breaking rule 9?
My rorke meter is off the charts, what made thainonce such a rorke? Did a muslim molest his niece before he did?
>>61545007
It includes the PM.
still cant sleep
HEEEEELLLLP
You are driving down a road that is lit by street lights but there are no signs to tell you what the speed limit is. In these circumstances the speed limit is usually:
>60mph
>50mph
>30mph
>40mph
Don't answer, it's probably pakipoo
>>61545046
It's the middle of the day you asinine runtlet
>>61545048
30mph lad
>>61545013
He needed to to get elected
And it ended up costing him his job
poetry
>>61545064
I work the graveyard shift you fucking daywalker scum
>>61544993
Yeah, but who cares how well structured your argument is if you're saying something contrary to common sense?
>but no reason to put all Muzzies in the same bag
Just ISIS
>>61545008
Some of the left can be sensible enough in their convictions, you can't really blame a person wanting no foreign intervention in the middle east for example.
>>61544912
>You under estimate the stupidity of the far left.
think a girl likes me lads
>>61545048
infinite
>>61545112
just the one?
>>61545102
>Yeah, but who cares how well structured your argument is if you're saying something contrary to common sense?
>>but no reason to put all Muzzies in the same bag
>Just ISIS
>>>61545008
>Some of the left can be sensible enough in their convictions, you can't really blame a person wanting no foreign intervention in the middle east for example.
>>61545112
She's just doing it for attention
>>61545048
50 km/h
>Gove: I do not have charisma or glamour
No you do not, you ridiculous looking man.
>implying this guy is going to negotiate with other world leaders without them pissing themselves and slapping him
>call out a pakipoo post
>pakipoo fedoras something else immediately after
>people still replied to it
Fuck sake lads, my pakipoo spotting talents are going to waste if you don't heed my warnings
>>61545130
other girls have liked me before but they were always ugly, this one is actually cute
>>61545135
for my attention? she has it :)
>>61545161
Pretty obvious you're the paki though.
Thoughts?
>>61545201
Even more of a toff than Cameron and with 1/10th the charisma.
