me and the lads in the webm edition
janitor
posting for FREEEEEDOOOM
>>61548302
is it safe?
Hey britbros, have you seen the celebration of the battle of the Somme ?
Smoke me up a kipper, lads, feeling like full English this morning
>>61548348
hasn't been deleted yet so i would say so
hmm
janny
what did we do to deserve this?
doing a dont want to vote tomorrow lads
>>61548388
my nut is done in
>>61548383
>>61548361
>>61548353
>>61548331
hmmmm
>deleting cara posts
this is cultural genocide, think janny should be tried for war crimes
Hey britfuck, could you please delet this, Prussians literally saved your ass ?
*loads elephant gun*
That's it Janny
Hmm mm *laughs nervously as I fumble with the shells*
That's it janny
You've gone and done it now janny
You've really gone and FUCKED IT
*giggles manically and opens the door*
It's time janny..... It's time for a hunt
definitely not supporting the penny for a janny foundation anymore
>>61548391
you get a sausage when you vote in australia though so it's worth it
>>61548361
>>61548353
>>61548331
HOWLING
>>61548360
Yeah there's a big exhibition thing in my city but it's raining so I'm not going lol
>>61548399
yo shut up you frog cunt
hmm
>>61548436
Haha the absolute madman. No but seriously you can check the twitter of the british ambassy in France, they're re-transmiting it
The Janitor.
>>61548439
ok, why not
Do you want me to delet my post ?
>>61548414
you have to pay and it's only done at some places to raise money desu
probs just gonna draw a giant dick on the ballots
whats a good peep show episode to watch?
Lets just clarify. He does this.. for F-R-E-E. He is receiving N-O monetary compensation for his efforts.
you think janny works in shifts?
like, there's actually 2 jannies
1 reads /brit/ for 12 hours a day to ensure the thread isn't made 5 minutes early, then switches off to another
or is it just 1 janny and an alarm goes off whenever a new thread is made, which is why his nut is done in, he can't sleep
>>61548302
THE 92ND WILL ADVANCE
PRESENT THE COLOUR
>>61548479
absolutely none. zip. zilch. zero. nada.
NO COMPENSATION!
>>61548468
how much is the sausage lad?
>>61548476
The one where Mark becomes a mortal enemy of the newly-hired office cleaner due to a misunderstanding.
>>61548481
>or is it just 1 janny and an alarm goes off whenever a new thread is made, which is why his nut is done in, he can't sleep
i like this theory
>>61548476
the one where jez gets on crack
or the one where jez and superhans buy a pub
hi
>>61548481
It's just one janny and he's got electrodes wired to his testicles that zap him whenever someone does a new thread
>janny hasn't deleted my thread
not sure if he's allowing this or biding his time
There's a sweatshop in Qatar full of jannies working round the clock
>dobby will never rub her bum up against your crotch causing you to cum in your pants at work
>>61548465
nah u can keep it friend
wish the janny was here 24/7 to stop all you spergs from acting out again
letting the threads get to page 5+ before a new thread was best /brit/
>>61548508
>>61548510
episode numbers?
>>61548545
Haha hey Janny
>>61548539
meant for >>61548481 2bh pls no ban mr. janny
How does this make you feel?
mum asked if I needed to use the loo, said I didn't, but now I do need to and she's having a shower
:@
Might form a political party calling for the emancipation of /brit/.
>>61548545
fuck off janny
new threads should be made at the bump limit
>>61548501
probs like $2
google have made an interactive polling map of the country with all the venues who are doing sausage sizzles registering so it's on the info lol
https://election.google.com.au/
is there a way to listen to BBC radio online through a simple music player like foobar? Just a .m3u or .pls file or something like that? I don't want to use an in-browser player or a fucking app. Not the on demand stuff just live radio channels.
>>61548567
why is the indian wearing a yank crutch on his back
>>61548567
angry desu senpai
>you will never hate the swedes more than they hate themselves
he's lost the plot
how did he worked this one out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoaFmVmV9B4
>>61548592
just use a network tracker, open up the bbc radio channel you want, and copy the m3u link from the network tracker into your music player?
probably encoded or some shit though
>>61548567
>France isn't even in the game
>>61548607
Fuck off kpop nonce
>>61548624
France is gonna be dlc
>>61548624
just like real life
>>61548637
And they'll all be algerian
Any Tory members here? You lads better be voting Gove if it's between May and Gove.
>>61548567
There were a lot of pooinloos serving in the war 2bh, they were still very directly controlled by the UK at the time
>>61548607
>he's ruling it as non-/brit/ culture
absolutely based
>>61548624
>neither is russia
>>61548648
ban australians from /brit/ when
>>61548645
>some twat on tv referred to gove as an intellectual heavyweight
the blokes a massive mong who was bullied at school
>Gove or May
FUCK that. Lib Dem 2020
The future's bright, the future's yellow.
>>61548302
Has wellington nothing to offer me but these amazons? Edition
Lads
>>61548607
There's a janny that patrols /balt+ausnz/ just to delete dubposting too. Think it's just all the new ones coming in, their spirit will break soon enough
>>61548688
it me ur brother
>>61548697
Ask Boris what it's like to underestimate Gove, lad.
>>61548713
Runt
>>61548705
It's a weird state of affairs when the lib dems are the least mental party at the moment.
That said May can fuck off, she's the one who wants to record everyone's internet activity.
>>61548688
Never, we're stuck with them, just like the rest of the commonwealth.
>>61548705
Get out.
>eating frozen shite
>eating in front of a tv
>owning a tv
>owning a games console beyond the age of 18
Fuck sakes mate, sort your act out.
>>61548744
fuck off paki
>>61548647
Yes but only one character there is a pooinloo. There's 2 niggers, an Indian and ONE (1) WHITE PERSON
>went to visit old uni mates
>nothing in common anymore
>cut the visit short
how did it come to this
>>61548768
>beyond the age of 18
Big assumption there lad
>>61548718
I imagine it doesn't take long for FOR FREE to set in.
what should I get for my first car lads? was thinking of a golf, but told I should probably get a polo as less insurance
Bloody hell, lads. I'm conflicted, I was a UKIP supporter through and through, but now I'm starting to like the Tories.
>>61548765
Try and defend voting for Gove or May, I dare you.
>>61548776
Serves you right for having friends you stinking normie
>>61548788
UKIP has served its purpose.
Time to come home.
>>61548713
whats that
>>61548788
ahh yes because they are politically miles apart
>>61548827
>>61548768
I might have to get one in case anyone every visits my house so they have something to do.
>>61548776
I'm starting to get that with my actual mates, moved away so I have less in common every time I go back.
>>61548832
4chan.org/int/brit
UKIP > Tories > Lib Dems > Labour > Greens > SNP
Is this right, lads?
>>61548776
because they've reverted back to the old pre-uni self.
literally everyone pretends to be someone else at uni.
>>61548864
pretty much, missing a few power gaps but the order is good
>>61548864
Pretty damn accurate
literally dont know if i can cope with unironically being a kissless virgin anymore
what the fuck is the janitor's problem
*drinks earl grey*
ahhh yes... spectacular
>>61548864
>UKIP > Tories > MRLP > Lib Dems > Labour > Greens > SNP
Me > UKIP > Tories > Lib Dems > Labour > Greens > SNP
>>61548909
Probably a lack of hotpockets
>>61548864
>unironically liking UKIP
genuine cringe
/brit/? more like /shit/ lmao
>>61548922
cant do anything right
>*drinks earl grey*
>ahhh yes... spectacular
delete this post if you're a bender Janny
>>61548950
You're on /brit/, not Reddit.
Keep your Reddit opinions to yourself.
tristinuccinatinolificusionation
>>61548889
So figuratively speaking you could ironically cope with being a kissless virgin? .
who /honeycheerios/ here?
>>61548958
>>>/balk/
yeah i love my girl yeah thats my lady
cant no thot ever replace my bb
only person im rockin wit lately
yeah my bbgurl she is amazing
>>61548986
>muh safe space
>>61549022
1. Good digits
2. Disgusting taste
>>61549022
/coffee/
breakfast is a meme
When do the Aussies fuck off to bed?
>>61548986
>you're in my safe space, please do not use those trigger words
>*drinks poo grey*
>ahhh yes... spectacular
new
>>61549060
>>61549001
with ironically being a kissless virgin, yes
>>61549065
errrrr
no
Article 50?
>>61549053
>getting mad over aussies in /brit/
welcome
>>61549065
janny is going to go fucking APESHIT at this lad...
>>61549065
youll make him angry!
>>61549065
RIP
need more mogg meme
>>61549065
are you off your rocker hahaha
I thought we were page 7 haha my mistake
>>61549000
top tier gimmick
>he's STILL here
LUNCH POLL
QUICK !URGENT!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10637561
http://www.strawpoll.me/10637561
http://www.strawpoll.me/10637561
http://www.strawpoll.me/10637561
>>61549045
>>61549054
We're on /brit/, high-level discussion is required.
This isn't nursery.
dilusucreniumasubpontrification
Poleaboo went to the mosque for Jumma prayers
But he arrived too late
So turned around and went back home
>>61549144
This is disrespectful. Stop it
>>61549131
everything just works on a cycle
we have no control over anything
>>61549144
U wanna get stabbed?
>>61549131
>nazi germany duckling
g t b s g in the building
>>61549186
they're chicks not ducklings
look at this fucking cat
Can you lads reassure me that we'll get a full-fat Brexit and not a semi-skimmed Brexit?
I'm honestly worried.
>>61549206
me on the left
>dead-heat in my lunch poll
zzzz
Made the executive decision for tuna due to my tuna stockpile being so large.
>my name isn't albert
>>61548567
the trailer had plenty of white guys in it
shame they ruined it by putting some stupid nigger music in it
>>61549236
every politician with a shot at power is looking at EEA+
What a fucking dreadful move.
>>61549246
Only Albert I've known was an utter gimp loool
>>61549238
nice cat you've got there
>>61549236
It's more a semi-skimmed Brexit or no Brexit at all. Full-fat won't happen.
Rate my gfs new tattoo
>Only Albert I've known was an utter gimp loool
Research poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10637626
http://www.strawpoll.me/10637626
In Amsterdam lads
>>61549331
more like she wants a man up her bum
eaten lads
>>61549392
haha brrruuuh weeeeeeddd epiccc
>>61549392
fuck off were full
Extremely important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10637653
>>61549416
Nice one desu
>>61549425
Niet
Why did Are Boris fuck off?
>>61549426
doubt it
Lol, England fucked up so hard.
>>61549468
Because his plan is ruined, he didn't actually want to leave, he just wanted to get rid of Dave.
>>61549468
he got dicked harder than corbyn, it's actually EXTREMELY funny
>>61549468
Gove got out the big skeng and knifed him in the back life.
>>61549523
hope they come here
>>61549523
oh god no anything but easyjet
>>61549426
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10637653
very well thought out poll there, you've done great champ>>61549426
Opinions?
So glad that our national economic & foreign policy is decided upon by semi-literate rodents that have never left their shitty towns.
Jesus it's quiet in here. Janny really spazzed out.
Reminder that if you were falsely banned in the custodians spree you can contact a moderator @Rizon in the #4chan channel.
>>61549523
who cares, all they do is dodge tax
>>61549569
What an attention whoring twat
>>61549559
I reckon Ireland personally.
>>61549575
I just tried and it says @Rizon isn't a registered Twitter account???
>>61549569
Why would that make a difference to mongs
'Crazed' naked runway model, 21, brings Times Square to a standstill for an hour screaming about Donald Trump, fashion and being a virgin before spitting on cops and jumping from a 16ft ledge:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3668095/Crazed-naked-man-brings-Times-Square-standstill-screaming-Donald-Trump-spitting-police-jumping-ledge.html
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS
>>61549591
time to invade ireland
>>61549563
If Easyjet thinks leaving's a good idea, what's stopping the banks?
>>61548889
hmm interesting, how does this happen in Ireland?
>>61549621
Not much, we've already received a big boi investment from JP Morgan actually.
>>61549621
banks can't fly
>>61549569
It was just a prank, bro.
Seriously. He's joking. Stop getting so butthurt.
Don't even think of fedoraing this post
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/06/30/uk-rapper-threatens-gang-rape-nigel-farages-young-daughter/
http://archive.is/lCZxz
Lunar C – real name Jake Brook – tweeted ahead of Britain’s European Union referendum that he and “his pals” would “run a train” on Mr. Farage’s daughter. He did not specify which daughter, but Mr. Farage’s young girls are aged 9 and 15 respectively.
>>61549674
*thinks about it*
what now?
>>61549608
'mirin ngl
http://archive.is/b09W6
>Japan's Supreme Court has upheld the government's blanket surveillance of the country's Muslim community.
>The court struck down the second appeal by Japanese Muslim plaintiffs against what they perceive as an unconstitutional invasion of their privacy and freedom of religion.
>A 2010 leak of 114 police files revealed nationwide surveillance of Japanese Muslims. The files revealed that Muslim places of worship, halal restaurants and Islam-related organisations across the capital, Tokyo, were being monitored.
>>61549653
They can sail.
https://youtu.be/aSO9OFJNMBA
https://www.fb.com/100012616358179/videos/119786995118512/
me on the left
>>61549628
same way it happens anywhere?
haven't read a single post ITT so far and I don't intend on doing so
>>61549702
And Japan has never been the victim of a terrorist attack
Surely a coincidence
>>61549608
>Donald Trump where are you?
tantalising
haven't made a single post ITT so far and I don't intend on doing so
>>61549747
um but Ireland has a lot of slags sweetie x?
Pretty sure the people "instigating hate and violence" are Trump """protestors""" not Trump himself as they claim
>>61549762
>hello, I am a millennial shitheel who can't remember the 90s
>>61549608
>looking like this
>being a virgin
what did he mean by this?
>UK left EU
>Eurocucks sucked big and fat British cock
lmao
>>61549797
Thanks captain obvious
>Don't even think of fedoraing this post
*tips trilby*
>>61549802
He's pure and is waiting for marriage
>>61549679
it bothers me that UKIP doesn't have a gang of henchmen to clean up these runts and other such runts
ITT I don't intend on making a single post or reading one
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/4qqzyb/its_not_undemocratic_to_resist_the_brexit_result/
Thoughts?
>>61549608
Why did he do this? Was he afraid of racism?
not even cognitively recognising the mere existence of any posts that may or may not exist
>>61549860
>it's not undemocratic to resist the democratic outcome
fucking hell, reddit
>>61549860
think you should stop posting reddit links her you runt
*looks around*
*pulls out plain paper from my pants and gets out a sharpie*
*uses the sharpie to write on the wall "it's all just a macabre charade"*
*crunches the paper up into balls and start throwing it at people's heads*
Only ever posted on Reddit once then forgot my username and password lol thank goodness
*rips on chainsaw*
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM NORMIES AAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>61549792
so does everywhere though really
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/country/se/image/qH5v2rIK1k3wOBijGB8NMg%3D%3D/page/1/
hmmm
*looks back with a gaze of detest at the fool who threw a paper ball at me*
internal monologue: we'll add him to the list, won't we? remember the plummy face of this rube for he'll squeal like a sow in heat
*opens up the piece of paper*
'LIFE IS SUFFERING'
*my expel my reservations as the gaze of detest quickly changes to one of sympathy*
>trying so hard to post in perfect English
>fail
>>61549966
nothing is more worst than people who browse the achieve you sad little rats
>>61549997
You're doing better than this twat >>61550005
http://metro.co.uk/2016/06/30/students-say-they-could-fail-their-exams-because-theyre-grieving-about-brexit-5976730/?ito=facebook
Seriously, what the FUCK happened to our generation?
>>61549802
proof that it's all mindset
>>61549997
it's okay russia-bro half the runts in here can't type in perfect english
and if it makes you feel better, the janny is literally retarded
>>61550005
>more worst
>>61550022
He's probably Paki, that's not an excuse.
Got a job today tbqh
>>61549997
>>61549972
both got the same problem eh lads
It's time.
Time to go out of the closet and fight the normies, twats.
Another day, another battle.
>>61549953
yeah true I am still a 20 year old virgin and my uni has a LOT of skets
how come you're a kv?
*paces up and down with my shoes on the wrong feet and my buttons placed in the wrong holes*
*mutters under my breath*
17 3 3 niner 17 3 1 5 3 neveda neveda neveda 4 1 0 niner
legs are fucking rooted from squats lads
bed never felt so good haha grils like t-rex bodies don't they?
>>61550084
Good luck tovarich
Everyone's next post should be an image of Mogg
Ready?...
>>61550000
Just seeing it 2bh
>>61550084
what is life like in russia?
what dreams and goals do you have that don't involve fighting the normies?
>>61550084
Twat is a genuine insult lad.
o-or did you mean it? :(
>>61550024
>our
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A77nx_eqegE
Completely fucked it lads
Certain that I failed my resit and trying to consider whatever I could do to not become a neet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TcWunHOqlc
>>61550167
Just embrace it innit
>>61550078
I hope you're just a straight guy pretending to be homoboi for sake of shitposting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNYOVEXJBBM
doing a cha-cha
>>61550102
too socially passive I guess. It starts off being shy but then gets to the age where its crippling self consciousness
Kind of want a gun lads
Wonder how I could get one
>>61550208
Don't be bigoted
business idea:
fifa17, but with guns
*looks around*
*jumps on tricycle*
*sets land-speed record on my way to your mum's house*
>>61550226
hmm yes, I'd rather have a loving gf than just not be a virgin though
either way I'm going to be single for the next 3 years at least, not going to bother with the XX jew until I finish university
Andrea Leadsom looks comfy, but hardly anyone knows who she is.
>>61550242
explain
>>61550160
>it's funny because they're an odd couple
He's a literal manchild
