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janitor
posting for FREEEEEDOOOM
>>61548302
is it safe?
Hey britbros, have you seen the celebration of the battle of the Somme ?
Smoke me up a kipper, lads, feeling like full English this morning
>>61548348
hasn't been deleted yet so i would say so
hmm
janny
what did we do to deserve this?
doing a dont want to vote tomorrow lads
>>61548388
my nut is done in
>>61548383
>>61548361
>>61548353
>>61548331
hmmmm
>deleting cara posts
this is cultural genocide, think janny should be tried for war crimes
Hey britfuck, could you please delet this, Prussians literally saved your ass ?
*loads elephant gun*
That's it Janny
Hmm mm *laughs nervously as I fumble with the shells*
That's it janny
You've gone and done it now janny
You've really gone and FUCKED IT
*giggles manically and opens the door*
It's time janny..... It's time for a hunt
definitely not supporting the penny for a janny foundation anymore
>>61548391
you get a sausage when you vote in australia though so it's worth it
>>61548361
>>61548353
>>61548331
HOWLING
>>61548360
Yeah there's a big exhibition thing in my city but it's raining so I'm not going lol
>>61548399
yo shut up you frog cunt
hmm
>>61548436
Haha the absolute madman. No but seriously you can check the twitter of the british ambassy in France, they're re-transmiting it
The Janitor.
>>61548439
ok, why not
Do you want me to delet my post ?
>>61548414
you have to pay and it's only done at some places to raise money desu
probs just gonna draw a giant dick on the ballots
whats a good peep show episode to watch?
Lets just clarify. He does this.. for F-R-E-E. He is receiving N-O monetary compensation for his efforts.
you think janny works in shifts?
like, there's actually 2 jannies
1 reads /brit/ for 12 hours a day to ensure the thread isn't made 5 minutes early, then switches off to another
or is it just 1 janny and an alarm goes off whenever a new thread is made, which is why his nut is done in, he can't sleep
>>61548302
THE 92ND WILL ADVANCE
PRESENT THE COLOUR
>>61548479
absolutely none. zip. zilch. zero. nada.
NO COMPENSATION!
>>61548468
how much is the sausage lad?
>>61548476
The one where Mark becomes a mortal enemy of the newly-hired office cleaner due to a misunderstanding.
>>61548481
>or is it just 1 janny and an alarm goes off whenever a new thread is made, which is why his nut is done in, he can't sleep
i like this theory
>>61548476
the one where jez gets on crack
or the one where jez and superhans buy a pub
hi
>>61548481
It's just one janny and he's got electrodes wired to his testicles that zap him whenever someone does a new thread
>janny hasn't deleted my thread
not sure if he's allowing this or biding his time
There's a sweatshop in Qatar full of jannies working round the clock
>dobby will never rub her bum up against your crotch causing you to cum in your pants at work
>>61548465
nah u can keep it friend
wish the janny was here 24/7 to stop all you spergs from acting out again
letting the threads get to page 5+ before a new thread was best /brit/
>>61548508
>>61548510
episode numbers?
>>61548545
Haha hey Janny
>>61548539
meant for >>61548481 2bh pls no ban mr. janny
How does this make you feel?
mum asked if I needed to use the loo, said I didn't, but now I do need to and she's having a shower
:@
Might form a political party calling for the emancipation of /brit/.
>>61548545
fuck off janny
new threads should be made at the bump limit
>>61548501
probs like $2
google have made an interactive polling map of the country with all the venues who are doing sausage sizzles registering so it's on the info lol
https://election.google.com.au/
is there a way to listen to BBC radio online through a simple music player like foobar? Just a .m3u or .pls file or something like that? I don't want to use an in-browser player or a fucking app. Not the on demand stuff just live radio channels.
>>61548567
why is the indian wearing a yank crutch on his back
>>61548567
angry desu senpai
>you will never hate the swedes more than they hate themselves
he's lost the plot
how did he worked this one out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoaFmVmV9B4
>>61548592
just use a network tracker, open up the bbc radio channel you want, and copy the m3u link from the network tracker into your music player?
probably encoded or some shit though
>>61548567
>France isn't even in the game
>>61548607
Fuck off kpop nonce
>>61548624
France is gonna be dlc
>>61548624
just like real life
>>61548637
And they'll all be algerian
Any Tory members here? You lads better be voting Gove if it's between May and Gove.
>>61548567
There were a lot of pooinloos serving in the war 2bh, they were still very directly controlled by the UK at the time
>>61548607
>he's ruling it as non-/brit/ culture
absolutely based
>>61548624
>neither is russia
>>61548648
ban australians from /brit/ when
>>61548645
>some twat on tv referred to gove as an intellectual heavyweight
the blokes a massive mong who was bullied at school
>Gove or May
FUCK that. Lib Dem 2020
The future's bright, the future's yellow.
>>61548302
Has wellington nothing to offer me but these amazons? Edition
Lads
>>61548607
There's a janny that patrols /balt+ausnz/ just to delete dubposting too. Think it's just all the new ones coming in, their spirit will break soon enough
>>61548688
it me ur brother
>>61548697
Ask Boris what it's like to underestimate Gove, lad.
>>61548713
Runt
>>61548705
It's a weird state of affairs when the lib dems are the least mental party at the moment.
That said May can fuck off, she's the one who wants to record everyone's internet activity.
>>61548688
Never, we're stuck with them, just like the rest of the commonwealth.
>>61548705
Get out.
>eating frozen shite
>eating in front of a tv
>owning a tv
>owning a games console beyond the age of 18
Fuck sakes mate, sort your act out.
>>61548744
fuck off paki
>>61548647
Yes but only one character there is a pooinloo. There's 2 niggers, an Indian and ONE (1) WHITE PERSON
>went to visit old uni mates
>nothing in common anymore
>cut the visit short
how did it come to this
>>61548768
>beyond the age of 18
Big assumption there lad
>>61548718
I imagine it doesn't take long for FOR FREE to set in.
what should I get for my first car lads? was thinking of a golf, but told I should probably get a polo as less insurance
Bloody hell, lads. I'm conflicted, I was a UKIP supporter through and through, but now I'm starting to like the Tories.
>>61548765
Try and defend voting for Gove or May, I dare you.
>>61548776
Serves you right for having friends you stinking normie
>>61548788
UKIP has served its purpose.
Time to come home.
>>61548713
whats that
>>61548788
ahh yes because they are politically miles apart
>>61548827
>>61548768
I might have to get one in case anyone every visits my house so they have something to do.
>>61548776
I'm starting to get that with my actual mates, moved away so I have less in common every time I go back.
>>61548832
4chan.org/int/brit
UKIP > Tories > Lib Dems > Labour > Greens > SNP
Is this right, lads?
>>61548776
because they've reverted back to the old pre-uni self.
literally everyone pretends to be someone else at uni.
>>61548864
pretty much, missing a few power gaps but the order is good
>>61548864
Pretty damn accurate
literally dont know if i can cope with unironically being a kissless virgin anymore
what the fuck is the janitor's problem
*drinks earl grey*
ahhh yes... spectacular
>>61548864
>UKIP > Tories > MRLP > Lib Dems > Labour > Greens > SNP
Me > UKIP > Tories > Lib Dems > Labour > Greens > SNP
>>61548909
Probably a lack of hotpockets
>>61548864
>unironically liking UKIP
genuine cringe
/brit/? more like /shit/ lmao
>>61548922
cant do anything right
>*drinks earl grey*
>ahhh yes... spectacular
delete this post if you're a bender Janny
>>61548950
You're on /brit/, not Reddit.
Keep your Reddit opinions to yourself.
tristinuccinatinolificusionation
>>61548889
So figuratively speaking you could ironically cope with being a kissless virgin? .
who /honeycheerios/ here?
>>61548958
>>>/balk/
yeah i love my girl yeah thats my lady
cant no thot ever replace my bb
only person im rockin wit lately
yeah my bbgurl she is amazing
>>61548986
>muh safe space
>>61549022
1. Good digits
2. Disgusting taste
>>61549022
/coffee/
breakfast is a meme
When do the Aussies fuck off to bed?
>>61548986
>you're in my safe space, please do not use those trigger words
>*drinks poo grey*
>ahhh yes... spectacular
new
>>61549060
>>61549001
with ironically being a kissless virgin, yes
>>61549065
errrrr
no
Article 50?
>>61549053
>getting mad over aussies in /brit/
welcome
>>61549065
janny is going to go fucking APESHIT at this lad...
>>61549065
youll make him angry!
>>61549065
RIP
need more mogg meme
>>61549065
are you off your rocker hahaha
I thought we were page 7 haha my mistake
>>61549000
top tier gimmick
>he's STILL here
LUNCH POLL
QUICK !URGENT!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10637561
http://www.strawpoll.me/10637561
http://www.strawpoll.me/10637561
http://www.strawpoll.me/10637561
>>61549045
>>61549054
We're on /brit/, high-level discussion is required.
This isn't nursery.
dilusucreniumasubpontrification
Poleaboo went to the mosque for Jumma prayers
But he arrived too late
So turned around and went back home
>>61549144
This is disrespectful. Stop it
>>61549131
everything just works on a cycle
we have no control over anything
>>61549144
U wanna get stabbed?
>>61549131
>nazi germany duckling
g t b s g in the building
>>61549186
they're chicks not ducklings
look at this fucking cat
Can you lads reassure me that we'll get a full-fat Brexit and not a semi-skimmed Brexit?
I'm honestly worried.
>>61549206
me on the left
>dead-heat in my lunch poll
zzzz
Made the executive decision for tuna due to my tuna stockpile being so large.
>my name isn't albert
>>61548567
the trailer had plenty of white guys in it
shame they ruined it by putting some stupid nigger music in it
>>61549236
every politician with a shot at power is looking at EEA+
What a fucking dreadful move.
>>61549246
Only Albert I've known was an utter gimp loool
>>61549238
nice cat you've got there
>>61549236
It's more a semi-skimmed Brexit or no Brexit at all. Full-fat won't happen.
Rate my gfs new tattoo
>Only Albert I've known was an utter gimp loool
Research poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10637626
http://www.strawpoll.me/10637626
In Amsterdam lads
>>61549331
more like she wants a man up her bum
eaten lads
>>61549392
haha brrruuuh weeeeeeddd epiccc
>>61549392
fuck off were full
Extremely important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10637653
>>61549416
Nice one desu
>>61549425
Niet
Why did Are Boris fuck off?
>>61549426
doubt it
Lol, England fucked up so hard.
>>61549468
Because his plan is ruined, he didn't actually want to leave, he just wanted to get rid of Dave.
>>61549468
he got dicked harder than corbyn, it's actually EXTREMELY funny
>>61549468
Gove got out the big skeng and knifed him in the back life.
>>61549523
hope they come here
>>61549523
oh god no anything but easyjet
>>61549426
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10637653
very well thought out poll there, you've done great champ>>61549426
Opinions?
So glad that our national economic & foreign policy is decided upon by semi-literate rodents that have never left their shitty towns.
Jesus it's quiet in here. Janny really spazzed out.
Reminder that if you were falsely banned in the custodians spree you can contact a moderator @Rizon in the #4chan channel.
>>61549523
who cares, all they do is dodge tax
>>61549569
What an attention whoring twat
>>61549559
I reckon Ireland personally.
>>61549575
I just tried and it says @Rizon isn't a registered Twitter account???
>>61549569
Why would that make a difference to mongs
'Crazed' naked runway model, 21, brings Times Square to a standstill for an hour screaming about Donald Trump, fashion and being a virgin before spitting on cops and jumping from a 16ft ledge:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3668095/Crazed-naked-man-brings-Times-Square-standstill-screaming-Donald-Trump-spitting-police-jumping-ledge.html
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS
>>61549591
time to invade ireland
>>61549563
If Easyjet thinks leaving's a good idea, what's stopping the banks?
>>61548889
hmm interesting, how does this happen in Ireland?
>>61549621
Not much, we've already received a big boi investment from JP Morgan actually.
>>61549621
banks can't fly
>>61549569
It was just a prank, bro.
Seriously. He's joking. Stop getting so butthurt.
Don't even think of fedoraing this post
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/06/30/uk-rapper-threatens-gang-rape-nigel-farages-young-daughter/
http://archive.is/lCZxz
Lunar C – real name Jake Brook – tweeted ahead of Britain’s European Union referendum that he and “his pals” would “run a train” on Mr. Farage’s daughter. He did not specify which daughter, but Mr. Farage’s young girls are aged 9 and 15 respectively.
>>61549674
*thinks about it*
what now?
>>61549608
'mirin ngl
http://archive.is/b09W6
>Japan's Supreme Court has upheld the government's blanket surveillance of the country's Muslim community.
>The court struck down the second appeal by Japanese Muslim plaintiffs against what they perceive as an unconstitutional invasion of their privacy and freedom of religion.
>A 2010 leak of 114 police files revealed nationwide surveillance of Japanese Muslims. The files revealed that Muslim places of worship, halal restaurants and Islam-related organisations across the capital, Tokyo, were being monitored.
>>61549653
They can sail.
https://youtu.be/aSO9OFJNMBA
https://www.fb.com/100012616358179/videos/119786995118512/
me on the left
>>61549628
same way it happens anywhere?
haven't read a single post ITT so far and I don't intend on doing so
>>61549702
And Japan has never been the victim of a terrorist attack
Surely a coincidence
>>61549608
>Donald Trump where are you?
tantalising
haven't made a single post ITT so far and I don't intend on doing so
>>61549747
um but Ireland has a lot of slags sweetie x?
Pretty sure the people "instigating hate and violence" are Trump """protestors""" not Trump himself as they claim
>>61549762
>hello, I am a millennial shitheel who can't remember the 90s
>>61549608
>looking like this
>being a virgin
what did he mean by this?
>UK left EU
>Eurocucks sucked big and fat British cock
lmao
>>61549797
Thanks captain obvious
>Don't even think of fedoraing this post
*tips trilby*
>>61549802
He's pure and is waiting for marriage
>>61549679
it bothers me that UKIP doesn't have a gang of henchmen to clean up these runts and other such runts
ITT I don't intend on making a single post or reading one
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/4qqzyb/its_not_undemocratic_to_resist_the_brexit_result/
Thoughts?
>>61549608
Why did he do this? Was he afraid of racism?
not even cognitively recognising the mere existence of any posts that may or may not exist
>>61549860
>it's not undemocratic to resist the democratic outcome
fucking hell, reddit
>>61549860
think you should stop posting reddit links her you runt
*looks around*
*pulls out plain paper from my pants and gets out a sharpie*
*uses the sharpie to write on the wall "it's all just a macabre charade"*
*crunches the paper up into balls and start throwing it at people's heads*
Only ever posted on Reddit once then forgot my username and password lol thank goodness
*rips on chainsaw*
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM NORMIES AAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>61549792
so does everywhere though really
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/country/se/image/qH5v2rIK1k3wOBijGB8NMg%3D%3D/page/1/
hmmm
*looks back with a gaze of detest at the fool who threw a paper ball at me*
internal monologue: we'll add him to the list, won't we? remember the plummy face of this rube for he'll squeal like a sow in heat
*opens up the piece of paper*
'LIFE IS SUFFERING'
*my expel my reservations as the gaze of detest quickly changes to one of sympathy*
>trying so hard to post in perfect English
>fail
>>61549966
nothing is more worst than people who browse the achieve you sad little rats
>>61549997
You're doing better than this twat >>61550005
http://metro.co.uk/2016/06/30/students-say-they-could-fail-their-exams-because-theyre-grieving-about-brexit-5976730/?ito=facebook
Seriously, what the FUCK happened to our generation?
>>61549802
proof that it's all mindset
>>61549997
it's okay russia-bro half the runts in here can't type in perfect english
and if it makes you feel better, the janny is literally retarded
>>61550005
>more worst
>>61550022
He's probably Paki, that's not an excuse.
Got a job today tbqh
>>61549997
>>61549972
both got the same problem eh lads
It's time.
Time to go out of the closet and fight the normies, twats.
Another day, another battle.
>>61549953
yeah true I am still a 20 year old virgin and my uni has a LOT of skets
how come you're a kv?
*paces up and down with my shoes on the wrong feet and my buttons placed in the wrong holes*
*mutters under my breath*
17 3 3 niner 17 3 1 5 3 neveda neveda neveda 4 1 0 niner
legs are fucking rooted from squats lads
bed never felt so good haha grils like t-rex bodies don't they?
>>61550084
Good luck tovarich
Everyone's next post should be an image of Mogg
Ready?...
>>61550000
Just seeing it 2bh
>>61550084
what is life like in russia?
what dreams and goals do you have that don't involve fighting the normies?
>>61550084
Twat is a genuine insult lad.
o-or did you mean it? :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A77nx_eqegE
Completely fucked it lads
Certain that I failed my resit and trying to consider whatever I could do to not become a neet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TcWunHOqlc
>>61550167
Just embrace it innit
>>61550078
I hope you're just a straight guy pretending to be homoboi for sake of shitposting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNYOVEXJBBM
doing a cha-cha
>>61550102
too socially passive I guess. It starts off being shy but then gets to the age where its crippling self consciousness
Kind of want a gun lads
Wonder how I could get one
>>61550208
Don't be bigoted
business idea:
fifa17, but with guns
*looks around*
*jumps on tricycle*
*sets land-speed record on my way to your mum's house*
>>61550226
hmm yes, I'd rather have a loving gf than just not be a virgin though
either way I'm going to be single for the next 3 years at least, not going to bother with the XX jew until I finish university
Andrea Leadsom looks comfy, but hardly anyone knows who she is.
>>61550242
explain
>>61550160
>it's funny because they're an odd couple
He's a literal manchild
>>61550242
10/10 like skyrim with guns
>>61550230
You can get a .22 air rifle with little paperwork, nor quite an AK47 but you could probably kill a rasheed with it
>>61550270
it's like football. but you get to kill other players
business idea: football but without the ball
>>61550295
hm. how about airsoft guns
only the team without the ball can use them
>tfw came up with the idea of a music streaming service pretty much like Spotify before it was even a thing
>Wrote out a detailed and comprehensive business model and emailed my idea to some of the big media companies
>about 2 years later, Spotify became a thing
>Never gotten over it since
>>61550282
Already got one la, was my dad's, no paperwork at all. I think it's from the seventies, works fine though.
Honestly I want a proper Lee Enfield.
novel sport idea:
competitive killing, aka "war".
>>61550321
had a lol at this
>>61550321
so, foot
>>61550333
i like your initiative.
care to join my independent economic research unit?
>>61550355
Is that a fucking Gurhka kukri?
Sign and spread this petition, lads.
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/133618
Business idea: Put every single homosexual on an island to prove there is no gay gene and that it is a choice
>>61550198
b-b-but I don't want to squander my youth even more than I already have
>>61550389
I'd be honoured, if possible, to work in the branch to aims to introduce weaponry to ordinary sports.
is the petition site legally binding because id like to petition to raise all janitor wages by 100%
>>61550413
i fear someone had that idea before you
that island is called the united kingdom now.
>>61550403
Yeah, got it in India.
>>61550337
not exactly an original idea really, an inevitability of better internet connection
Ayy I found /pol/
whats a good ww2 film to watch boys
Decided to start drinking lads
It just felt right
>>61550337
there were streaming companies before spotify
>>61550451
nice la
>>61550230
I've been toying about with the idea of picking up a 1911 tbqh.
>>61550437
that's our biggest department, actually. welcome aboard.
>>61550514
in this country? good luck with that
what would you even do with it?
>>61550355
>Honestly I want a proper Lee Enfield.
You can pick one up anywhere that sells guns. They're legal, after all.
>>61550469
lmao
Leave voters fall into three camps
>spoilt, coffin-dodging baby-boomers looking through their rose-tinted spectacles
>obese, third-eye blind untermensch from Northern council estates
>semi-educated, alt-right edgelord autists (18-26 yo)
How does it feel knowing that Theresa May monitors your internet history?
>>61550538
I'm in Norn Iron. Handguns are legal here.
>What would you even do with it?
Shoot.
>>61550551
Need a licence though
need to lose weight
>>61550525
novel sport idea: replace the ping pong ball with a high-tech bouncy grenade
business idea:
recreational drug abuse
>>61550582
Get one.
>>61550570
it makes me erect
Dying of heat, halp.
what are you guys doing for the 4th of July.
Also weird that us yanks call it that, since usually we put the month first
business idea: give me a qt gf
Business idea: have a 100 daily post limit for every user on 4chan in a bid to end shitposting
>>61550606
how hot is it?
>>61550614
Hold on, let me check
*opens up calendar*
Let's see, 4th of July... 4th of July...
Ah yes, it's a monday, so work as per usual of course
*slaps you with the calendar*
>>61550632
don't think i even make 50 posts a day desu
*enters /brit/*
*measures the average IQ*
ahh yes very excellent, the runt pit is maturing nicely
>>61550614
We freedom now :)
>>61550558
>People with tertiary education voted overwhelmingly to remain
>people in semi or full-time employment voted overwhelmingly to remain
>People below the age of 55 voted to remain
Just a good thing Louis the neet knows more about international trade and politics from /pol/ than pretty much every major institution
haahahah right?!
>>61550641
kek
good post
>>61550469
Rasheed
>>61549608
americans
*dumps some kpop into the runt pit*
*watches the average IQ drop exponentially*
interesting results... very interesting..
business idea:
4CHAN CAPTCHAS BUT ACTUALLY FUNCTIONAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MOOK DO SOMETHING
need to stop wanking
>>61550699
you can switch to the original numbers/words captcha in settings lad
>tfw I'm literally a neet now
>tfw I used to consider myself as only semi-autist
Now I've got to go and beg mummy and daddy for money for interrailing while they're disappointed in me
>>61550723
um just get a job lol i had 40 cars and a villa when i was your age t. dad
>*reading FT with my legs crossed*
>*smoking my pipe wearing my robe*
>*reading about the runts that voted to Brexti and the impact they will have on the global economy
>Am suddenly reminded of something by this
Ah, yes.
>*Throws fish chunks into runt pit and watches them all fight over it
business idea:
hire more australians for my IT support unit
>>61550745
>yanks using brit gimmicks
will never make me not cringe
*checks in on the runt pit*
*one of the fatter runts has a twig in its mouth and is holding a scrap of paper*
*it pretends to throw something at the others and looks all smug about it*
Ah, to be so naive, and also a runt
*upturns its scooter and flicks it between the eyes*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HM2azZZyvY
business idea:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Reality_TV_Swindle
genuinely the funniest thing i have read all week
>>61550745
>Brexti
Yanks never fail to embarrass themselves.
>>61550774
Literally copied and pasted it from a brit lmfao!!!!!!!!
>>61550774
don't make such good gimmicks then
*spoiler*
is the janny still about?
*spoiler*
Shoe0nhead is getting penetrated by a T*rk every night
>>61550794
>Regretting Wild Wild West
Why? It was great. Wicky Wild Wicky Wicky Wild Wild West
When you kill them, they win.
>>61550741
Dad's actually pretty sound about it desu, he wasn't particularly fussed about the degree I was doing but says I need to get one 'cause he was too poor to go to uni.
It's me mam who wants to live vicariously through her kids.
The fact that my sister's just graduated doesn't help.
>>61550826
dont care
its the principle
>>61550827
would rather you just went back to your own designated containment general xx
was checking out /qa/ and apparently the janninator was bullying you lads earlier?
>dont care
>its the principle
Look at this fucking paki
NEED to go into town but I'm just procrastinating
FUCK sakes.
>>dont care
>>its the principle
>>61550295
so like redcard
>>61550878
this doesn't even show the full extent of the carnage, lmao
>>61550905
what do you need to do in town?
>>61550794
>self identifying geeks
Bin them, bin them all.
Deeply regret voting to remain
>>61550912
>>61550878
it was fucking hilarious
wish i had saved the warning message i got from Him. shit was top.
>>61550948
t. false-flagging brexit runt
>>>dont care
>>>its the principle
Gonna have a kickabout with the lads after work so will probably just go chippy for dinner, what should I get?
why are there so many remainers on /brit/?
i'm guessing most of you were going to vote leave but then chickened out at the booth
Best pomade?
>>61550982
battered sausage
>>61550997
the ne that is literally anywhere other than on your body
rachel looking fruity today
>>61551011
Yeah alright but then what should I get from the chippy? hahaha get it? yeah, he gets it, look at him, he knows haha he knows
need to get up and sort my life out but browsing /brit/ in my boxers is just too tempting
doing an arma with garrulous but congenial yanks
>>61550997
Dapper Dan
>74 posters in this thread
give me ONE good reason why i shouldn't count today as having attended a party
>>>>dont care
>>>>its the principle
>>61550997
Oil based: Goon Grease
Water based/unorthodox: Crystal Lake
>>61551064
hot
janny's gonna do his nut
ahh yes the famous charging cable that plugs into your fucking ears
>>61551046
Most of us are talkative and nice to foreigners.
Unless they are Canadian or French
>>61551091
w-what
surely he won't ban me for that
otherwise i'd have just posted the file
wouldn't put it past new janner though
>>>>>dont care
>>>>>its the principle
>>61550637
as hot as ur benis lmao
can feel my third eye closing and pineal gland weakening
*opens up /x/*
ah much better
>>61551070
I forgot to bring party bags
Sarah lads
business idea:
a very threatening music plays and a huge, watchful eye pops up in the corner everytime He tabs into /brit/.
>>61551106
you are.
too quiet when I play with european strangers
>>61551070
Distinct lack of party rings
>he's never seen a vagina in person
lol
just went on /b/
terrible board. absolutely terrible.
>>>>>>dont care
>>>>>>its the principle
>>61551070
No red cups
>>61551188
blame: >>61551167 and possibly:>>61551203
>>61551203
Thanks for posting an image of a red cup otherwise I'd have no idea what you were talking about xx
>>61551236
Anytime chap
now it's a party
>open up movie review
>the reviewer is a black woman
hahahaha 'no'
https://youtu.be/jdH0BM_ph0w
choon
speaking of parties
this was a pretty interesting watch
need some party music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgqaQraoxAQ
Look at me. I'm a captain now
what was the meaning behind this?
>>61551284
forgot the bloody link lads haha what am I like x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIeIdzgmBD8
>>61551285
very crafty jerry, nearly raved to that one you supranationalist swine
>>61551315
haha ok but where is the part where they take lsd and start the orgy??
When do we make new threads now?
>>61551363
just let somebody else make them
then they can take the fall if the janner gets angry xx
>>61551315
oh you, we'll never know what you'll be doing next haha
>>61551345
kekek
especially humorous because i literally have a eu flag on my wall as of today
>>61551404
hate this image
>>61551404
>>61551404
>yanks
>>61551404
ahh yes I'll go out and buy a McDonalds right now
>>61551465
new
>>61551404
>having a nipple so small it can be covered by 2 (two) McDonald's fries
wew, imagine the pressure her baby's gonna have to contend with
like suckling a super soaker
HE NEVER SLEEPS
JANNY JANNY JANNY
OK COULD SOMEONE PLEASE INFORm US AS TTO WHAT RulES THere ARER TO THREADS OR WILL WE HAVE TO keep GUESSiNG
lads fuck help
One and a half ciders down and i already feel sick
Who drinks this swill for the taste?
>>61551531
not now, He is upon us
based janny
never sleeps
never gets paid
universally hated
he's the public service we don't deserve
>>61551511
>I MUZT KNOW ZE RUELZ
Alright Fritz, calm it down, you know what happens when you get riled up
anybody have a good sim game to recommend off steam?
>>61551554
People (read: women and children) who don't like beer yet
You probably feel sick from the 2 bags of sugar you just ingested
>>61551593
train simulator for multitrack drifting fun
what i think has happened is that a regular /brit/ browser has been made a janitor recently.
>>61551593
sims
>>61551566
TO THE CONCENTRATION CAMP WITH YOU, HIPPIE
>>61551531
did you actually copy it or what?
Damn janny you a cold ass honkey
>>61551638
*shifts eyes*
>>61551593
train sim w/ all the dlc
requesting anglo flag
okay now i tried making a thread before, someone else bite the bullet now
Seriously, though. At what point are we allowed to make new threads now?
wasps are idiots
>I MUZT KNOW ZE RUELZ
Alright John, calm it down, you know what happens when you get riled up
>wasps are idiots
Alright Hans, calm it down, you know what happens when you get riled up
>>61551531
did you cheat haha
>>61551766 new
>>61551706
After 1 million replies
t. janny whisperer
janny bonus season coming up?
>>61551777
>/Brit/
who?
>>61551714
page 7 is when Janny stops deleting them it seems
>>wasps are idiots
>Alright Hans, calm it down, you know what happens when you get riled up
Alright Fritz, calm it down, you know what happens when you get riled up
>>61551785
he'll be getting a bonus of 1000% of his yearly salary
lads
H I N D E N B U R G
What are poppers? In the sexual way..
>>61551826
what is it lad
>>61551834
Amyl nitrate
Huff it and your anus loosens
>>61551834
You know, party poppers
Except you put them up your arse
>>61551850
you'd know, bender
>>>/qa/576449
Bumpus my thread lads, we need to get Tbh back.
>>61551834
loosen your asshole for anal sex
>>61551826
>Canton of Genève, Netherlands
can't believe I just moved an entire canton to the EU lads
business idea:
a helmet attachement that hold hotpockets convniently close to your mouth so you can eat hands-free.
if only there was a target group for this...
*sighs*
>>61551880
>asshole
fuck off yank
business idea: get some power tripping weeb to delete threads for free
I call it the caretaker
>the chippy near my mate has a website
haha what is the point
they've got fancy-pants PDF menus and everything haha it's a fucking chippy
>>61551922
I don't see this working, they'll want some sort of payment for it
>>61551922
haha how would that work? why would anybody work on these conditions?
>>61551887
I'm sure at least someone in this thread right now would want it lad
new
>>61551952
>>61551952
>>61551952
>>61551958
quickest janny in the west
that was clearly page 7
>>61551946
>>61551947
Call me a bluesky thinker, a man who breaks the rules and doesn't rewrite them... a dreamer... but I do believe it just might catch on
fun idea: get a dog whistle, go to a neighbourhood with lots of dogs at night, blow on it for a couple of hours
>>61551958
mr janitor, tear down this thread
why are we not allowed new threads?
>>61551958
Janny on point today
>>61551922
for free? communism doesn´t work idiot, read the economics book.
Son I'm very disappointed in you. Leave these lads be or I'll cut your interweb
>>61551996
If you were in Canada, you could legally blow on the dogs for a couple hours
>>61552000
janny's benefits got sanctioned, he's taking his neet rage out on us
>>61552015
FOR FREE
Its the crux of the plan, trust me - I know it's new, bizarre, frightening even - but the caretaker's will come
I keep telling you. Only I'M allowed to make new threads.
>>61551993
so, what you have in mind is... basically a slave? someone who willingly enslaves himself?
ring ring pussy it's janny on the phone
>>61552050
>>61552050
>>61552050
>>61552021
interesting
>>61552057
>>61552057
>>61552057
>>61552057
>>61552057
new
>>61552045
>so, what you have in mind is... basically a slave? someone who willingly enslaves himself?
Look, Mueller. Don't spin this the wrong way, free labour will enrich us all
>>61551531
Looks like you just got scooped lad. Just tell them you thought it was self-evident naming protocol. You wouldn't name the sprinkler object "cardboardBox" for example.
ABSOLUTELY
FUMING
>>61552051
*picks up*
helo
do u like
britt
i liek
brit
me on the left having a cheeky peeky
the FUCK is wrong with janny
it was always new after 350 posts
Me and the lads at our induction day
>>61552111
brit is
oslo
tomy lik
ings
Head up to Janny's in the van to slap some sense into the cunt, anyone want a lift?
>>61552139
i can support this
>>61552140
J E F F
>>61552155
let me get my cricket bat
now you'll fall in line and do new threads at page 10 like everyone else does you tea sozzlers
does anyone want to meet up for a fist fight?
i'll buy you a pint after, i just want to feel something...
Thoughts?
>>61552193
*slaps you in the nuts*
>>61552193
fuck off
>>61552193
Have we lost our special privileges because we're leaving the EU?
>>61552193
*grabs your package*
>>61552193
t. jan jannysson
>>61552210
Would unquestionably fuck.
Opinions?
>>61552193
found the janny lads, lynch him
>>61552251
never stop this gimmick
>>61552251
Looks like Mark from Peepshow with Jim from the US Office's dashing good looks.
>>61552209
Trafalgar Square, 20 mins. Look for the 6'3" lad in the reddit tee built like a brick shit-house.
Point of view?
Isn't it payday for Janny?
new
>>61552268
>>61552251
before starting his unpaid internship i presume
taytay
once a nerd, always a nerd
I guess he wants it to 500?
>>61552281
you're on
look for the skinny 5 foot indian kid in the checkered shirt and bootcut jeans
>>61552281
neck yourself
>>61552331
she used to be really fucking cute
>>61552331
T H I G H S
H
I
G
H
S
Standing outside Greggs reading to lay into the first cunt that starts
new
>>61552382
>>61552382
>>61552382
>>61552209
E W A N
W
A
N
>>61552376
>>61552331
good GOD
>>61552331
think he has any regrets
PAGE 8 JANNY?
are janny
He is deleting these threads so fast, i genuinely believe he has a script running or something
>>61552331
what the hell happened to vicky coren
I am shocked
janny must be on go-pills
Janny quit being a fucking nigger
is it a good time right now to request illegal pornography?
>>61552414
Nah he's just on the catalog and getting to them before they're linked.
They call him QuickDraw for a reason.
>>61552414
that, or hotpockets man has absolutely no life at all
haha
>>61552399
>>61552433
more of this
things were different back then
>iceland
