British culture edition
>>61552467
>British culture
racist
gotta post fast
having a think
>>61552517
don't overwork yourself lad
oh yeah janny leave a thread up at an arbitrary time like 520 posts and not even page 8
>janny confirmed OP
is it safe yet?
drew the gf
current mood: confusion
wondering if el janitore gets at least a free 4chan pass
>>61552467
i dont racist the eu is racist i mean look at them migrants in the sea and i am not right wing look at what they did to greece also whats with these poles
Janny if you're reading this, please know that you need to seek psychological help. Please.
go on lass shovel it in
>>61552532
this
Why was this thread acceptable? Specify your demands great demon.
It's clear who's in charge. Janny on the top
>>61552467
There aren't any Lions native to Britain.
>>61552559
nah, that would basically be bribery. It'd undermine the position which holds itself to such a high standard
>>61552467
here everything closed the industry closed the shops closed, its all gone, the pubs have closed, eu is the one imposing austerity and im so glad we left, it is a revolution, im so glad we voted, we just need the right people in place who will lead us
JANNY ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK?
YOU OK JANNY?
doing a scared
>>61552623
J
R
M
>>61552598
never going to get tired of this
>>61552598
ALWAYS WATCHFUL
where's that cunt who wanted a fight in trafalgar square? im just finding a place to put my boris bike then im gonna knock youre fucking lights out
a lovely tuesday stroll
life goes on
>go to vote in the EU referendum
>Drive half way across europe because no borders
>Vote for the EU leader
>Enter ballot box
>Only one choice on ballot
>"Supreme overlord juncker"
>Cast my vote and go home
>EU army draft letter arrives
>Refuse
>get arrested
good job voting out lads
The janny is getting all these Yous but we'll never know who it is
Janny legitimately takes his job more seriously than I do mine, and I get paid for mine
>>61552467
corbyn just ashamed of him, he fell for the right wing progressive position of the labour party and voted to remain, we put our trust in him and now what is left, cant give him another chance
>>61552656
>>61552579
what a strange looking child
don't reckon its his
>>61552467
first for broken Kingdom
>>61552662
ummm one is british and the other is not
>>61552656
>hiding the thighs
pathetic 2bh
>>61552671
it's me
>>61552672
Voted remain and I deeply regret it
VERY impotent Pole
http://www.strawpoll.me/10638384
>>61552677
can see her fanny and everything
Feel a bit sad when I think about the Somme lads.
How could our leaders have been such cunts?
>krauts still butthurt we voted out
>>61552707
kettle chips are fucking SHITE
>>61552691
Why do we pretend the Empire was ever great? What's so impressive about taking over shitty little African countries? Other empires actually took over relevant countries
>>61552707
>no cornetto
https://vimeo.com/172932182
worth a watch
*posts kpop*
>>61552712
now im sad again
good job
>>61552692
how do you know she's not british?
>>61552749
brits aren't made out of plastic as far as i know
>>61552728
>Why do we pretend the Empire was ever great? What's so impressive about taking over shitty little African countries? Other empires actually took over relevant countries
>>61552755
you mad racist
>>61552737
faggot
>>61552723
do one Nedercuck
>>61552729
oops i forgot le classic meme
Freddos are expensive xD
DAE Space Raiders? lmao epic.
>Exchange several messages with dommes on AdultWork
>get close to arranging a meeting
>they tell me when they're free
>Propose a date
>they read the email but don't reply
Explain this shit
>>61552707
LAGER AND
B
O
M
B
A
Y
MIX
>>61552712
still are lad
need a French Algerian gf
tucking into a pack of quavers
>>61552769
might have to flick you in the bollix
>>61552755
>Shannon Arrum Williams Lees, best known as Shannon, is a British singer and actress based in South Korea
I'll post shannon then, very birtish.
*eye twitches*
hmm
one drink can't hurt...
>>61552785
How about a paki trans female gf?
>>61552707
>it cant get any worse
2 more years until she sees that it can get worse
How's the Janny today lads?
>>61552813
and then complain when grimeposters call black people brits tsk tsk
why is the captcha all fucked up
I bet the janny did this...
>the entirety of the fat on my body is collected around my neck
>thanks to americanisation people say 'game' more than 'match' now
ahh yes
>>61552819
erm, no thanks poleaboo
wew
>>61552784
Didn't read the poll and assumed you meant lager mixed with bombay sapphire gin
He's here - volume 2 (extra horrific edition)
https://mega.nz/#F!fh1iEDSS!Nq5WmJq09PUcZ6Uyft0VUg
on the phone with the janny
E X T R E M E L Y important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10638424
http://www.strawpoll.me/10638424
http://www.strawpoll.me/10638424
just got a warning lads for one of those new /brit/ threads that got deleted, because the OP was not "international culture" related
thus the mystery was solved
get bent janny
Huh.....
I never thought of it like that....
>>61552873
>implying he can afford a phone on his salary
>I don't care
>It's the principle
>>61552867
Fantastic work lad
>>61552856
Disappointing
I've started HRT and will have my first full session of laser hair removal on my face next, so the time when I can present and go out with you boys is creeping ever closer
woah new poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10638447
http://www.strawpoll.me/10638447
http://www.strawpoll.me/10638447
hope polefaggot kills himself soon
Just finished Initial D lads
Wew what a ride
This tbqh
filtered the phrases "HRT" and "laser hair removal"
>>61552953
exceptional post
>>61552953
how does that metal thing come on/off
>>61552953
where are her nipples?
>>61552950
did the man go sideways in his corolla
>>61552953
bought one of those for my willy
Justice related poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10638476
http://www.strawpoll.me/10638476
http://www.strawpoll.me/10638476
>>61552836
the difference is the grimewankers actually believe they're british
congrats on the guys that got a gf this year x
http://www.strawpoll.me/10638424/r
Can't wait for the Janny to do his nut in today
Have a suspicion my mates might have taken up weed smoking.
Do I inform the police?
>>61553012
>corolla
ITS A SPRINTER TRUENO YOU STUPID FUCKING YANK. I SPOSE YOURE STUPID FUCKING COUNTRY OF STUPID PRICKS DONT KNWO THAT THERES MORE THAN 1 TOYOTA YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>>61553042
he's on the edge right now
>>61553048
swap their weed for origami
>>61553064
https://youtu.be/dNF5sic8WHo
>>61553026
we're only half way through pham, there's still time
what's your favourite idea
mine is being creative
http://www.strawpoll.me/10638493
http://www.strawpoll.me/10638493
http://www.strawpoll.me/10638493
^^ trialling a new 'Justice by referendum' system here lads, let me know how it goes ;^)
t. Manchester Magistrates Court
>>61553084
>origami
You know you won't leave us, Scotland.
>>61553100
>reddit car reviews
fuck right off
>>61553115
guess we'll have to see how it goes
>>61553131
i like to work hard on my goals and improve myself
>>61553078
>>61553146
>scots
>blonde
really?
the new roy woods album is fucking incredible lads
>>61553100
Fuck me, what an annoying person.
Needs binning.
My gf is pregnant, give me some good names.
me on the right
>>61553149
>Yank
Fuck right off
>>61553146
the scottish one isn't injecting heroin, not particularly accurate
>>61553205
Thesi Xmil lion
>>61553210
not really necessary now was it
>>61553202
half the information isn't even right. he says "le because the le vin says ae88, it means usdm is actually an ae88 not 86!!!! XDDD" even though ae86 refers to the chassis. what a dumb fucking reddit cunt. also a furry.
Teresa May WILL ban memes and anime.
We will literally live in a Britain with a black market for memes. Just think about that.
>>61553210
>not being able to handle your drink
>not being able to handle the bants
lmao, what a wet end.
>>61553205
Bergensteinowitz
https://twitter.com/Eurosport_UK/status/748822436120961025
Opinion?
>>61553146
>blonde instead of redhead
>no green eyes and freckles
>no tartan blue and white bikini
missed opportunity
>>61553178
Sure. There are plenty of them.
>>61552467
somme 100 years ago today. just sayin
>>61553258
currently hoarding memes to profit later
>>61553205
Shlomo
Can someone explain the correlation between the Janitor and David Mitchell?
Just got arrested for posting memes
(posting from the police van on my auxillary 'chon-browsing phone...stupid pigs didnt think to check my boots.)
Think we're off to that new penal colony in Wales
Thanks a lot Brexit voters ;^)
>>61553319
not telling you
Me on the left
![96e31addb1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sQEiUNq.jpg "96e31addb1[1].jpg")
>in the future
>may gets in power
>memes outlawed
>weebs btfo
>a new black market is made in the UK
>in the streets of London there are shady men in alleyways
>you pass one as you're going about your day
>he stops you
>"hey kid wanna buy some illegal memes?"
>"i got those original memes hot of the internet"
>he is the pasty whites person you have ever seen under his hood
>you respond "that depends on what you have"
>he pulls out a small picture of a moderately rare Pepe and a blue memory stick
>more like this on here
>you sweat
>you want those memes
>its been so damn long
>your head and eyes dart quickly as you scan the alleyway
>"ill take them" you say
>suddenly police show up at both sides of the alleyway
>both of you join eyes and shit yourselves
>you've just been seen with class A contraband
>you try to climb over the fence but its too late
>dealer pulls out his illegal unlicensed butterknife in a bid to fight them off
>its pointless, he is overpowered
>they catch you both
>you get 15 years in prison
>you're fine with it though
>you got to see one last meme before you were put away
>that one last pepe gave you piece of mind
Were is your god now?
wish some other australians were here
http://mobile.eweek.com/security/home-computers-connected-to-the-internet-arent-private-court-rules.html
The storm is coming lads
whats all this then
pschh...nothin personnel kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB32uwVNBLs
>>61553394
*slaps you in the nuts*
>>61553396
I'm pretty sure the EFF will have something to say about that
>>61553362
my god your spelling is atrocious
come back in 3 years
>>61553394
When we sorting out this freedom of movement union between AUS/UK/NZL and Canada lads?
>>61553319
back in the early /brit/ days when celebs still posted here, Mitchell was the celeb janny for the day. He wasn't very successful and spent a lot of time, pontificating about decisions and wasnt allowed to do it again. Then after the Bono incident there werent any more celebs willing.
Lads.
What even is the DUP?
Do they know that it's 2016?
>Package from Amazon arrived
>Mum told me it was downstairs
>Go down to pick it up
>It's sitting in front of my sister and already opened
>Contains exfoliating pads and cleanser
Fuck
They're not going to say anything but maybe that's worse
What must they think?
Is it innocent enough that as a male I want to look after my skin
Also my sister was bugging me for some chocolate
>We joked for a bit
>Then said "I notice you aren't fasting today"
>She said "Well, sometimes girls can't", in a sarcastic tone
eww
>>61553423
who's going to win the federal election?
>>61553454
never
who else used to mosh to this in secondary school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I
>>61553472
DUP are the Unionists in Northern Ireland.
>>61553484
Fuck me lad, I buy that shit all the time. What's wrong with buying shit to clean your face with?
>>61553496
Eyeless is best song
>>61553362
are you still at school because that is teen level sperg posting.
Don't reply to it.
>having a literal race with a porsche on drive home from work
>70mph in a 30
>sudden flashing light
>oh shit undercover bacon
>me and porsche pull over
>police car zooms past
>>61553534
You mean the Jew?
Imagine when WW3 happens and the internet doesn't fully work. The only thing we will have are old threads. It will be like a graveyard
well down to roger a peng slag up the jacksy and spaff on her chebs tbqhwy lads
>>61553511
It's not in my character, would seem strange
>>61553534
But I didn't even namefag
jerking off
>>61553488
No idea. Don't even follow our politics 2bh.
>>61553567
It's not my character to want to fuck cute traps, but it doesn't mean I don't want to
Man up and take a risk
>>61553564
loooool, brilliant post.
I had a friend who, had made a flag day
Blood on their hands from shards of a heartbreak
I have known friends to crack from love's weight
Blossom in rib cage, until their backs break
Oh it won't get better
That doesn't mean it's gonna get any worse
You're final draft'a life-long love letter
Signed to the man who will be driving your hearse
>>61553607
Stop replying to it
>>61553511
Why are people so uncomfortable with telling others their salary?
Unless its absolutely shit, what's the problem?
You should probably report it.
*sprinkles salt directly into my urethra*
ah yes very good
>>61553596
yeah me neither
oh well guess i'll have to wait for another australian to show up
how common are girls who look like this in britain?
just snapped my banjo string
clean off with some scissors, the relief was instant
>>61553488
W-Why not lad?
>>61553696
That looks like a man.
>>61553696
the small faced pixiesque look isnt uncommon.
24y/o
£31k/yr + bonus (2-5k)
>>61553696
Very common. You can't go 5 minutes without seeing some inbred ugly slag.
>>61553607
OK, I guess it's not that weird
Just that they''re not manly brands
Alri lads
>>61553724
this is true, cara is androgynous as fuck and anyone who fancies her legit has a mental disorder
going to get drunk by myself tonight I reckon
better pop down to tesco before the friday night normies start invading town
>>61553720
if you want to move to australia you can do it pretty easily as long as you're white and not a convicted nonce or what have you
>>61553760
this 2bh
>>61553665
It's rude to discuss finances outside of business
>>61553792
Everything is business.
>>61553665
autism ladies and gentlemen
>>61553760
Androgyny is often considered highly attractive?
>>61553696
why do girls put their hair up like that? don't they know how frumpy it makes them look?
>>61553797
>that post
>that flag
It checks out
Only faggots wouldn't suck Cara's dick
>>61553804
yeah if youre half homo
struggling lads
>>61553765
That's my plan too
I'm house sitting all weekend so I have nothing better to do
>>61553836
Just drink more water and go for a walk
>>61553825
It's T W E N T Y - S I X T E E N lad.
OOH-RAH
>>61553836
ASMR! :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw_cZJU8cfo
alri
>>61553906
it's because she's dyspraxic. I know that feeling.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3669091/Cara-Delevingne-s-girlfriend-St-Vincent-rocks-onstage-dressed-TOILET-NYC-show.html
i'd piss on cara's gf
is captcha being a bollocks for anyone else
>>61553877
You go slap those Japs ya limey
>>61553933
yeah it's being a complete cunt for me too
convinced I'm getting more stupid as I'm getting older
maybe its because I stopped reading at secondary
>>61553933
>>61553971
You can switch the original numbers in settings lads.
>tfw you have half a foot long meatball sub left over from subway
So much tolerance
>>61553937
haha *ruffles your hair* ya dirty yank you go bash them indians yankee doodle heh
>>61553926
What did she mean by this?
>>61554001
It's funny because I recognize that porn.
>>61552467
Article 50?
so-called "sludge metal"
>>61554074
just corrected a lad who thought your country was called holland
thank me
>>61554025
that she is essentially a receptacle for human waste
made this
Anyone wanna help me solve this mystery lads?
Some Italians over into my house share and there's a third fat Italian that swears he doesn't live here but his car is there every morning and night.
His car is a 2015 bmw z4 worth 30k.
He doesn't dress particularly well or seem wealthy.
The mystery is how does he have such an expensive car if he can't afford to rent so he's secretly living on a friends couch?
>>61554001
Really like porn images masquerading as SFW stuff. Got any more?
huh... really makes u think
reeee church bells shut up
>>61554122
>pizzaniggers
23 y/o
£0k/yr + JSA (£60pw)
>>61554106
>2016
>friends
>>61552467
What even is British culture these days?
Some shit about "muh tea" is all that comes to mind
>>61554106
How did this Holland is the Netherlands thing spread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-csGDoSSZyc
>>61554176
>£60pw
what sort of deprived povvo bennies is that get like 3 times that
Thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dosmKwrAbI
>britcucks
>>61554214
CVT cameras, beans and tea
Me and the lads
>>61554214
Bacon butties
Fish and chips
Royal family
Tea
Ramadan
>>61554237
you get 180 a week JSA?
i get paid that much for working my part time job
>>61554214
multiculturism
diveristy
football
complaining about the weather XD
http://www.strawpoll.me/10638447
http://www.strawpoll.me/10638447
http://www.strawpoll.me/10638447
^^ VOTE ^^
>>61554104
It's actually post metal
>>61554266
this
if you claim to represent actual England from before the '60s you are discarded as not representing the REAL multicultural britain
>>61554214
Having your children raped by Pakistanis.
JSA here is like £370/week
lads, is it common for a girl to lose interest in you or do they stay interested for a long time?
19 yo
£300/week
>>61554312
Depends on your looks money and if you're interesting to her.
ramadan
ramadans still on right?
>>61554214
Dr. Who
Sherlock
Youtubers
John Oliver
Settlers of Catan
Tea
Queuing haha
Tutting lmao!!! what are we like?
>>61554237
£60pw is maximum JSA in UK
Plus £198 fortnightly maximum housing
NEETs get raped in the UK, and it's only going to get worse now we're out of the EU
>>61554265
£160 flat rate if you're over 20 or 21 or something
25
£14k
K I L L
M E
>>61554308
That's ENGLISH culture pls do not culturally appropriate us
>>61554240
this is very, mmmm, problematic
>>61554312
They tend to lose interest after you say you're looking for work
>>61554353
There were rape gangs in both Scotland and Wales as well. Only Northern Ireland did not have them.
22
$17k
Got a 7in willy tho
KRAUTS BTFO'D
http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/politics/the-only-people-who-coloured-11552023
well he's not wrong
Neville Chamberlain was the most beta PM we have ever had
>>61554375
>Paki rape gangs in scotland and Wales
Why chat shite? That's bollocks
>>61554407
Major was pretty beta
>>61554410
Use google you fucking retard. They are easy to find. There was one in Glasgow, and two in Cardiff and Swansea.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10638754
http://www.strawpoll.me/10638754
http://www.strawpoll.me/10638754
