Lost £400 FUCKING quid edition
1st for /lat/
>>61539882
alright lad, that'll be enough of that then
I know that virtually none of you have ever done a proper job in your lives, or worked in business, or worked in trade, or indeed ever created a job.
>>61539966
wrong
>>61539966
I work every day
>>61539966
I've worked in a school for 6 months
Look at these FUCKING RACISTS
*foams at the mouth*
https://youtu.be/WyAol2z7_-I
Job interview in 11 days, lads.
is thailad about
just found a thai on tinder, need something to say
>>61539874
>four hundred pounds FUCKING quid
off for my vacation tomorrow morning
>tfw 8 hour drive just to get to the first hotel, then another the next day to get to the actual cottage in Quebec
>tfw no way to charge anything for watching a movie and can't read in the car or play a videogame or I get sick
whas the difference between quid and pound
>>61540052
Fucking hell cannot imagine going to Quebec
France is a nice place, ruined a bit by the French though
But going to some frozen shithole full of fucking yank French people? Would rather kill myself
>>61540058
I never quid your mom.
>>61540040
>wanna find out who's dick is bigger? Winner fucks the loser.
>>61539966
You get up every morning
From your alarm clock's warning
Take the 8:15 into the city
There's a whistle up above
And people pushin', people shovin'
And the girls who try to look pretty
And if your train's on time
You can get to work by nine
And start your slaving job to get your pay
If you ever get annoyed
Look at me I'm self-employed
I love to work at nothing all day
>>61540075
>>61540075
Not bad Peru. Not bad at all.
>>61540058
quid:bucks :: pounds:dollars
>>61540072
Its my grandfathers cottage, he owns a bunch of land with his brothers on the Atlantic coast in Quebec, town called Gaspé
its a nice place but fuck is it far away, the water is cold and there are LOADS of jellyfish sometimes
job centre in 3 hours
once again I have to pretend I actually give a shit
>Listening to today in Parliament
>An MP invites Lindsay Lohan to switch on the Christmas lights and then the leader of the house of Commons says he thinks she's squandered her potential
Haha what
>>61540058
Quid is not equal to a shilling, but a pound is more than a bob and 2 pence
>>61539966
I'll start a proper job in 3 days, work in business in 3 weeks, and create a job by the end of the year
Wish me luck
>nerding out
>>61539966
i make 100k starting
>>61540096
reply thank you to my post you fucking rude canacuck
>>61540145
>"squandered potential"
have they not seen mean girls? it's going to go down as one of the greatest movies of all time.
>>61540185
settle down jabal
>>61540220
thanks mate
well I should be sleeping
i smoke two joints before i smoke two joints, and then i smoke two more
The boys are back in town
>>61540108
looks nice but also memey
>>61540251
is he ok?
>>61540253
its nice but its a small town and there isn't a load to do plus everyone speaks French almost exclusively
>>61540288
podcasts mate
i smoke two joints in the morning, i smoke two joints at night, i smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
Tell me a joke about england
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl2T05wIWvc
thoughts?
>>61540108
>wooden houses
why do yanks do this
>>61539966
that manual labour feel
>>61540317
I don't think there's internet
I'll probably just wander around town and dig holes on the beach
i smoke two joints when i play video game, and at every 10,000 points, i smoke two joints
>>61540360
most are pretty great desu. you're just used to seeing ones that are built in tornado valley, and those are used with cheaper wood since even bricks would get thrown around by tornados
bent cunts
>>61540374
i meant download podcasts before the drive for your phone
doesnt kill that much battery and gives you something to listen to and learn about on the drive.
>its a Captcha's Jewish tricks episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hrn4MeYhopE
my breasts, megasa squeeze them
*knocks on your window*
TELL ME WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>61540488
*lets you in*
>>61540488
dont post scary things you prick
>>61540488
in the basement
>>61540488
>"We don't want any!!"
>>61540488
*cautiously pets you*
Having a think which fabric weave is my favourite lads
I like satin desu but twill is comfy
>tfw ex gf and girl love is getting married
>to my ex mate
what does this mean?
>>61540563
dunno lol thats mums job
>>61540577
stopped or quit i think
I am astonished at those who are afraid of the people: one can always explain that what is in the interest of Europe is in the interests of our countries."
"Britain is different. Of course there will be transfers of sovereignty. But would I be intelligent to draw the attention of public opinion to this fact?"
>>61540568
bout time you moved on then ay
>>61539966
I created a job when I went onto bennies.
Someone else is employed thanks to me
>>61540616
oh fuck off
>>61539966
I have 2 jobs.
I also have a masters degree that I'm not using at my shitty £7.50 an hour jobs.
>>61540646
she's getting married m8, move on. or don't and waste your life lusting over a girl who is getting married and doesn't want you.
>>61540568
Time to cuck your ex mate by making her cheat with you ;)
>>61540666
women do not stay loyal for long. still going to give it a go
>home alone eat night
>the phone rings
>person tells you to get out of the house RIGHT NOW
Always get too caught up phoneposting when having a poo desu, already done the business a few mins ago, just hovering above it now
>>61539991
>>61540001
>>61540003
>>61540080
>>61540147
>>61540181
>>61540365
>>61540632
>>61540659
>tfw only 1 (one) guy gets your sublime nige reference
what's that adult swim program with the bee king and his wife with the gruff voice?
>mum invites me to lunch
>she starts talking about how I'm 23 now and I should be looking for partners and putting myself out there
>tells me to not be afraid of girls
>sitting there all this time grimacing
>I've actually been dating girls for 3 years now, just over 100 girls probably, and just about to settle with a GF
Never told my parents about a single date I've been on and this just confirms how clueless they are.
>>61540734
venture bros
>tfw found her voice hot after a while
half-ironically going mushroom hunting tomorrow
>>61540709
when will they (you) learn
haha what am I doing up this early
>>61540605
Wait what the fuck, he actually said that?
>>61540751
for magic mushrooms or normal ones?
sleep tight boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6flB0XvmTo
There's so many gooks in Texas. My bestfriend is half gook. When did the white race lag behind so gravely in the past?
>>61539874
can the mod that frequents this general give me a (you)
>>61540764
dude psilocybin lmao
>>61540763
Yeah
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Jean-Claude_Juncker
>>61540779
the middle ages?
Before Marathon or possibly Alexander
Oh What's up lads?
How's it hanging?
>>61540802
i don't know much about geography so I must assume you are talking about biblical times.
Imagine being a canadian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7zCo_qOMQ4
no janny, this is not nsfw material you cunt. nothing wrong with a little skin you jew
>>61540864
like a beautiful delicate rose
>>61540864
a janny/mod literally spends their entire time in this general.
>/jfbrit/
literally why
>>61540901
doing my fucking head in
>>61540864
oy, I need my premium facial cream
your parents where shitty at their job
>>61540925
Were you awake at half 5 to make it?
>make a 95 year old stand around all day weighed down by a fuckload of medals
Why are we so mean to Prince Philip?
Only a mere 10 hours left, 8 of them wageslavery (technically 6.5 if excluding my lunch + breaks) until I can relax for 2 days!
>>61541033
he's a bit of a wanker Tbh
anybody play college ball here?
Did this man have the saddest existence in history?
>forced by the law and king to wear an iron mask
>forced to also wear a bag under the mask so no one can see his face
>has two guards stationed by him at all times to kill him if he ever took the mask off
>or revealed his identity
>tunneled through his prison into another cell just so he could converse with another inmate
>no one knew who he was
>it's only because he spoke to someone illegally that we know he even existed at all
Poor guy.
Janny
>tfw he still literally had a better social life than me
>>61541109
JANNNNYYYYYYYYY
I wish you could just press a button like that Adam Sandler movie and skip to 17:00.
>>61541110
>National Front posters appearing in London
>Spanish restaurant vandalised and left with message "Spics go home" in Lewisham
the runts are stirring
>>61541110
How bad la
>>61541086
He's still an old man, if we did this to your granddad it's be Elder Abuse
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO BORIS JOHNSON?
>>61541171
>spics
fuck off yank
>>61541186
He was just in it for the Brexit banter.
>>61541091
me on the left
loool four day weekend for me hehe
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467274103407.webm
>auscunts consider this music
turns out my house has copious amounts of asbestos
still not 100% sure what it is
>>61541197
No I'm serious. What did Gove do?
>>61541236
>pssssh....nothin personnel kid
>>61541226
rip
>>61541226
It's insulation that causes cancer. In hindsight everyone agrees that using it so extensively was a mistake
You may want to see a doctor.
>>61541215
Wow, that Midnight Oil guy really let himself go
brave sir boris ran away
>>61541215
howling
>>61541283
Typical t*urkroach behaviour
>>61541226
presence of asbestos can be bad but it has to begin degrading and breaking down into spores for it to become bad.
moving, cutting, and intalling asbestos is basically where you are utterly fucked. you have to have it removed professionally asap before it begins to break down.
One Europe
One Currency
One Military
One Superstate
>>61541304
what, so they found this insulation material and decided to put it in every home in the country, only to find that 10 years later it becomes carcinogenic?
retards.
>>61541321
good post
What'd the best band to ever come out of the UK and why is it Interpol?
I lost my favourite jumper when I was on the piss lads, bought it from Tesco but I fell in love with it, fucking fuck
>>61541333
it was a cheap, efficient insulation. the cancer it causes, mesothelioma, is rather slow developing so it wasn't actually a big deal until the first wave of people exposed developed this once really rare cancer that is now basically a sentinel sign of previous asbestos exposure.
not quite sure why they used it. the romans mined it and reported that it was fucking up their miners.
Women in uniform at the Somme commemorations giving me a chubby
>>61541321
>tfw a North American Union will happen in the next few years, and after a few decades it will merge with the EU as the worlds first step towards a one world government, giving the elite even more power
thanks liberalism
>>61541413
that's a good thing
>>61541410
bit disrespectful
I unironically want the EU to become a superstate
>>61541423
Yes, the destruction of liberty and almost every bit of western culture for the sake of (((economic benefits))) and handing even more absolute power to jews sounds great
>>61541438
>the destruction of liberty and almost every bit of western culture
none of this would happen
wealth is freedom
>>61541433
That image is heretical as fuck.
Why did Bojo have to drop out though? He has the support of the people and of the MPs, couldn't he just've kept going and decimated Gove in contest.
>>61541334
Well shit, that's Leeds.
remember to have a 2 minutes silence at 7:30 lads
>>61541457
Because he is a fat meme cunt
>>61541457
>He has the support of the people
Possibly. Stepping down as Mayor of London and then immediately betraying the majority of London by supporting Leave left a bad taste in what would have been a core demographic or him.
>and of the MPs
He says he didn't in the end.
Doing a train journey
>>61541470
for what?
>>61541470
>2 minutes silence
Some cunt literally just started playing bagpipes
Think you got the time wrong
>>61541506
>>61541509
rasheed
don't get why conspiracy moronics are so obsessed with george soros
he's jsut a currency speculator who hit it big
>>61541538
>>61541449
It's already happening
>>61541550
He funds liberal parties everywhere, funds many organizations devoted to opening borders and pouring more migrants into western countries.
>>61541575
so? that doesn't make him some illuminati master
>>61541457
i thought gove was initially backing boris and only range ran after he dropped out
>>61541550
Maybe something to do with the fact that he involves himself in politics in almost every major country on earth.
>>61541592
Not necessarily, but he is absurdly wealthy, has tremendous influence, funds politicians in many countries, and is likely privy to whatever group of elites continues to push globalism.
is 3 ex husbands a red flag?
everyone is so political nowadays
>>61541640
nah
>>61541640
depends on if she had any children with any of them.
>>61541645
Some people like being aware of the future they're being pressed into, even if there's bugger all that can be done about it.
>>61541640
naaah
it's more likely that all 3 where dickheads than she's insufferable to be around
>Soliciting by sex workers should no longer be a crime, the Commons Home Affairs Select committee says.
>The cross-party group of MPs is urging the government to make radical changes to the laws on prostitution in England and Wales.
>Brothel-keeping rules should also be modified so that prostitutes can share premises rather than risk working alone, the committee said.
>The Home Office said it would carefully consider the recommendations.
tfw May's last act before becoming PM is to legalise curb-crawling
>>61541640
Yes, are you braindead mate
morning lads
>>61541640
One ex-boyfriend is a red flag. 3 ex husbands is a goddamn deal breaker.
>>61541660
nobody dictates your future besides yourself. not an argument
The speed of this thread is disconcerting
>>61541695
So I'm guessing you're single
>>61541695
>the first person you go out with must be the person you spend the rest of your life with
i like it
>>61541695
but she's nice
they were probably Chad cunts
>>61541733
>the nice meme
Mate, nobody goes through 3 husbands without being insane or an absolute slut.
note, husband, not boyfriend. She married these people.
Jesus shit calm your thirst and get your shit together.
>>61541695
Are we talking 3 live exes or dead ones?
redpill me on acupuncture
>>61541733
What made her want to date Chad cunts in the first place? She clearly hasn't got the best judgement in men at least, to pick them, marry them and divorce them.
She wants you to be a beta provider and she will cheat on you. The only woman you should ever consider marrying is one whose virginity you've taken.
>>61541733
it's 3 marriages hahaha fuck me
how old is this fucking girl
>>61541781
>>/samoa/
>>61541783
that's the kicker
she's 13
>>61541733
She's a roastie, don't fall for her
>>61541783
she's 34, spry
>>61541809
how fucking old are you?
Still reeling from the effects of the Janitor
just had a bagel and on the last bit of it i realized that it was green and moldy \\
JUST
>>61541815
26, but mature for my age
Off to Amsterdam today lads
>>61541850
>>61541855
don't forget your cross
on the bog
>july
>>61541855
some of you guys are alright
don't go to amsterdam tonight
>>61541846
Eww moldmouth
>>61541809
>34
>3 marriages
ahhh yes, quite the catch
>>61541884
>mold
FOY
>>61541901
what is it
>>61541908
mould you daft cunt
new gimmick/word
is't
having a wank
Is it a deal breaker if she sprays you with pepper spray and calls the police?
Ahh yes let's put a 15 minute limit of IP activations of passes
~ Admins
>>61541966
>Is't a deal breaker if she sprays you with pepper spray and calls the police?
fixed
going to work
going to wank
going to suicide
going to yank
has janny calmed down
>>61542042
yeah, but I wouldn't post any Mitchells for a while
doing a twerk
The USA is the greatest terrorist organisation in the world
t. allah
need a qt gf to cuddle
where where you when janny was angry
i was sat at home posting david mitchell when gaz ring
'janny is mad'
'no'
>Anno Domini two-thousand and sixteen
>not having a pass
Lmoa
what do girl farts smell like
>>61542119
>>61542099
>tfw majority of people won't get this
>>61542139
Blonde - Vanilla
Brunette - Chocolate
Redhead - Strawberry
Unnatural dyed colour - Eggs
Bald - Freshly cut grass
please respond
>>61542170
hello?
>>61542139
Roses
>>61542153
>>61542168
thankyou i'm gonna cum
did a very foul fart
Love stinking up the room with the smell of a woman's shit as I do her up the bum
>>61542205
<this is my face when i saw your post
Horny as fuck, I will wank to the next pic 2bh
>>61539874
Poor anon.
haven't drank any alcohol for three nights running
I'm on a roll
>>61542241
>>61542000
have a nice day
>>61542269
wish those baners were my dicks
>>61542262
Fucking slut
Currently doing a work
>>61542354
what type of work
Made a thread
>>>/tv/71507168
>>61542363
janitor of 4chan
I'm a male camwhore making 8-12k/month. It's easy to do when you're a 9/10 who often gets compared to celebrities by strangers.
The best part is I only started a few weeks ago. I went from making £1.7k to having more money than I know what to do with. I'll probably begin modelling in order to boost my income some more.
Life is so good, you wouldn't believe it. I have so many fancy clothes to go with my washboard body. I spent thousands on my wardrobe on jackets/jeans/sweats/shorts/shirts that were designed for my figure.
All I had to do was start getting paid for what I was already doing for free. I loved camming on gay cam sites for attention, and now gay dudes collectively fork over thousands for my lavish lifestyle. I don't have to work much, I choose my hours, and I love doing it. I fought the system and won, lads.
I recommend the rest of you kill yourselves immediately. I had to be born with top-tier genetics, eat clean, and tren hard for a long time to make this happen. You can't emulate me, so die instead.
I win at life.
And before anyone trolls with the whole "lol ur gonna age" bullshit, I won't. I'm gonna die young, prolly in the next few years, cuz life is all about having crazy adventures you don't get through alive. Laters lads!
Always thought of myself as European, then British. Never considered myself to be English at all.
As for who I like to spend time with, this is more complex. I find the people I can have good conversation with are people with a more global outlook, educated and metropolitan. Nationality doesn't really come into it, occasionally even not speaking the same languages isn't an issue.
Also, I can't help but be honest here. Often I will avoid the English abroad because they often come across as rude and entitled.
But I have a family history which is rare to find similar in the UK, and far more common in Europe. I am a minority in the UK and I know it.
>>61542370
Not a very good one is it
>>61542363
2nd line support
Fucking kill me
got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag and 10 or 15 girls lads
sobbing into my pillow
>>61542409
what's wrong pal
>>61540739
i feel u desu, same thing on my end
>>61540739
>Never told my parents about a single date
>confirms how clueless they are.
do you expect them to hire a private investigator?
twat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nro1PXouuX8
had a chuckle at this
>>61542379
Mods are asleep
>>61542451
>tfw no woowoo bird
gooood morninggggggg
>>61540008
>Look at these FUCKING RACISTS
good for them, England for the English
lads I'd never diss my own mother just to get recognition
>>61542483
gonna touch the peener
Morning lads.