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be my bf farage editie edition
cara
korean pop
I AM THE SHADOW CABINET.
Kyary
Asuka.
maisie
kpop is shit but at least they have good tummies
>>61488439
excellent
>>61488452
utter mong
USA
>>61488438
Is it really? Every day's a school day
>>61488370
>>61488382
>>61488452
>>61488460
>>61488466
spoiler that HOG
Miss the French poster. I wonder if he started his night watchman job.
Kyary
Been using Once for a week and only managed to match with some annoying fat bird out of seven girls
I have decent photos and a job I mean what more do girls want, why they gotta be so picky.
>>61488523
Literally my favourite pic of the last few days, I laugh every time
Post rare Corbyns
you can NOT be SERIOUS
Charli
I have the smallest inferiority complex here
SNAP KYARY SPINE
>>61488595
Replace "inferiority complex" with "penis" and you're right
>>61488460
apooka
DAVID BECKHAM FOR ENGLAND MANAGER
>DAVID BECKHAM FOR ENGLAND MANAGER
>>61488370
this 2bh
>>61488607
Virus do not read
>>61488622
delet this
>>61488595
TIL inferiority complex is British slang for penis
>>61488466
Maisie is ugly like holy motherfucker. You really need to be a degenerate inbred roach to be attracted by this quasimodo bitch with asymmetric face of a retard.
>>61488595
i have the biggest willy
doing a depressed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDOENZediM8
>>61488595
Really good post
>>61488674
Proofs
>>61488637
Is that the guy from TMBG?
I GOTTA LET YOU GO
I GOTTA LET YOU GO
NO MORE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS
SLASH KEV TYRES
Brother is in Poland and he got a bucket of water thrown over him, with a chant of 'No English'.
We're northern irish you dumb cunts. Why do I want these people in my country again?
>>61488637
big tom
going to insert myself into the wet steamy bath
>>61488637
Still howling at the thought of ar Tom in a K hole up to his tits in mud whilst shit hits the fan back in Westminster with 600 missed calls on his phone
>>61488665
Pole telling it like it is
>>61488637
tom was found paralysed staring into space around 20 minutes after this photo was taken
>>61488770
very lewd
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
wish I could use the manual settings on my camera
might grow a rat tail
>>61488637
>tfw there just are no more fucks left to give
i met tim today
he said some bullshit and i just, straight up, broke his arm in 3 places, just like that
he wont EVER say anything ever again
>>61488777
Who is AR Tom?
>>61488770
it's too much, i can't contain my lust any longer
>>61488842
No chin Tim?
>>61488828
Just use your iPhone, it's just as good
>>61488770
Do Brits take baths every day?
>>61488830
Are you planning on becoming a padawan soon or something?
>>61488869
not after i was finished with him
his runty jawbone is on my mantelpiece with my other trophies
>tfw several girls have been interested in you
>tfw you were either completely blind to it or too shy/embarrassed to deal with it
>tfw you're still a kissless virgin
I'm a fucking idiot.
I-if a girl had a crush on you when you were 15, will she still be interested in you 4 years later?
>>61488901
very nice
ok detroit are you reeeeeady
http://vocaroo.com/i/s177ktgDJgy4
>>61488891
In an inch of water yeah. There's a war on, you know
>>61488873
i'm not him you runt
>>61488904
Maybe if you and her haven't changed too much and you're not a sperg about it.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36660186/new-zealand-town-with-too-many-jobs-and-houses-is-looking-for-new-residents
lads
>>61488904
i know this feel
>>61488904
Sorry, I'm not interested
>>61488901
my poo on her left inner thigh
id love to share a bath with you.......................R MUM LOL
>>61488904
no chance, already had her eyes on over 100 other guys since if she's a normie.
gf has bruises on her knees
reckon she fell off the sofa or something, poor lass.
>>61488901
>Them legs
Haha no thanks
>>61488904
TEENAGERS OUT
>>61488971
looks like a shithole with nothing to do
just because it's in NZ doesn't make it good
>>61488845
the next PM of the UK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyEuk8j8imI
>>61489012
very gay
>>61488971
I'd become a kiwi if they had decent Internet.
>>61488960
Oh
The manual that came with your camera should have instructions on what shit does
>>61489058
woah... really makes you think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-2i2SR_OsU
channeling my father at my age lads
>>61489084
Why would you need internet if you were a bird?
>>61489079
State of them knees and thighs lad
doing a dream
>>61489111
New Order is better desu laddy
Plus rapping John Barnes
>4x multiple correct solutions required
>checkmark
>you have mistyped the captcha
>inb4 legacy
shits itself when i cross-board post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOzd2-Jpw3Q
>>61488904
ive had to pretend i didn't understand a girls advances. she was very smelly and there must have been quite a lot wrong with her since she wanted me
exploded at some twat yesterday for being calling me a racist on steam earlier this week
just realised he probably thinks brexit will ruin his internet relationship
lol
did call him a paki (as a joke) as few times before though desu
>>61489154
get a pass
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DfKTH57uyD
Just found out about this lads
What was he thinking
>>61489119
>>61489209
not a billionaire either (mostly feel like i'd get it banned)
>>61489253
it only gets banned for however long you get banned for
just realised most of the interactions described in these posts that people post are through the internet rather than real life
kinda sad really
>>61489093
i've been using auto for years, it does its job fine
is there any reason to learn how to use manual?
>>61489240
He was thinking "I'm sexually and mentally attracted to this woman, so much that I want to have a family with her" or something similar
had a lamb bhuna for tea
>watching BBC
>feel third eye slowly closing
>>61489279
and if i get it perma'd?
>>61489283
If you just want point and shoot quickness, then stick with auto
But if you want to compose a picture and make it your own, then use manual
Are you using a DSLR or a regular point and shoot? If it's the later then there is no point
>>61489344
it's getting late
>>61489354
didn't know you were a nonce
>>61489207
>internet relationship
Hope he has a nice time getting cucked
>>61489344
The Porton Down documentary was pretty good.
Never been a fan of the whole "Third Eye" gimmick t b h lads.
>>61489240
>>61489240
The most butters kids I've ever seen
>>61489378
delet this
>>61489379
had an offer of an interview in there
rejected it though
>>61489367
DSLR
>compose a picture and make it your own
what
I always assumed manual is just for photography in specific situations like the night
Poleaboo really likes Jeramy Corbyn
Bit fucked up how he is being bullied despite still having the support of the public
got a massive wank planned
gonna moan and everything
>>61489375
>what is ban evasion
>>61489457
i dunno i'm a good boy
>>61489425
Seriously I know a Spanish girl that cheated on her BF while studying here, also an argie girl and a French girl
>buying a pass
how much of a pleb are you
>The Chilcot report ─ 2.6 million words
>The Harry Potter series by JK Rowling ─ 1 million words
>The complete works of William Shakespeare ─ 885,000 words
>The Bible ─ 775,000 words
>The Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer ─ 591,500 words
>War And Peace by Leo Tolstoy ─ 587,000 words
>Les Miserables by Victor Hugo ─ 510,000 words
>The Lord Of The Rings trilogy by JRR Tolkien ─ 455,000 words
>Middlemarch by George Eliot ─ 316,000 words
>Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler ─ 271,000 words
>Ulysses by James Joyce ─ 265,000 words
>BBC 1, BBC 2
Ah yes, classic telly for sophisticated people
>ITV
Bit lesser quality like, it's more packed with tat and glitter and not enough substance
>Channel 4
Tries very hard to be different but they have no real direction. Even their news programme is directionless
>Channel 5
Cheap as shit. Embarrassing. I would not dare brandish this channel upon my TV
Wish i hadn't taken acid so many times lol
>>61489482
>not
how much of a prole are you
Kot's being a right silly billy on the floor lads haha wish you could see x
>>61489434
You set the shutter speed, aperture, ISO, focus type/metering so you can get creative with your pictures
Auto just guesses at what you want to take a picture of and sets the settings accordingly
>>61489379
>Porton Down
meme conspiracy bait designed to close your third eye
>argue the Eu has too much power when it's relatively powerless in comparison to nation states especially the big five
>EU has to have more powers if it is to respond to issues we're concerned about like migrants
we've created an unwinnable situation
Farage never predicted but created the EU's downfall.
Literally what is your solution ?
Saying OUT doesn't help anything
leave and the EU is weaker , less able to resolve border issues.
Cut our selves off and we're out the single market as an economic basket case
Stay in the single market and we still have the issue of movement, still trying to respond in our own way inharmoniously with the other countries and brussels.
The big five must be dissolved before the continent can work for any of us.
>>61489498
feel like i go through periods in the order of days where I feel ultra wobbly like the day after I've taken acid
not a fan desu
>talking to qt brit girl online
>ask her what type of car she likes
>holden
>look it up
>it's actually pretty cool
>tell her girls with good taste in cars DRIVE me wild
>crickets
>never heard from her again
;_;
>>61489240
>this beautiful family of mine
>May favourite
>>61489541
>>61489541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_fjWl5k2r8
>>61489498
Obviously not asking for a dealer but how do you even get acid in England without being a normie with tons of friends?
>>61489577
WONKY WEDNESDAYS MENTIONED
>>61489484
Haha wew lad bit longer than my dissertation that
>>61489579
girls can't drive lol
>>61489613
dark web
>>61489560
It was more about chemical weapons in general than Porton Down itself.
how to transpose keyboard ??? please reply
>>61489579
>holden
don't you mean vauxhall?
>The Spanish prime minister, Mariano Rajoy, was even stronger in his dismissal of Scottish hopes of avoiding being forced out in a Brexit.
>“I want to be very clear: Scotland does not have the competence to negotiate with the European Union. Spain opposes any negotiation by anyone other than the government of the United Kingdom,”
4 day week next week lads
>>61489588
>Jeremy Hunt
>>61489710
how does anyone even take spain serious they're top leeches
>>61489588
The conservative party rarely elects the favourite
In the last leadership election cameron was nowhere near the favourite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzUgKZ1ODUY
cheeky
I know all the coolest bands and latest fashions.
You lot need to catch up.
describe your average day for me lads so I can see how pathetic you all are
Sweet baby jeezus >>61488260
>>61488260
>>61488260
>>61489710
so be it
GoNnA mAkE pOsTiNg LiKe ThIs My NeW GiMmICk I rEcKoN
>>61489778
>wake up
>post on brit
>go to work
>come home from work
>post on brit
>go to bed
>>61489752
Scots are literally the biggest leeches in the developed world
I hope scotland leaves the uk and joins the eu so you cunts have to deal with another Greece
>>61489769
Boris is too much of a drip
Reckon May should get it
Ideally JRM but I dont think he wants it
>>61489778
>wake up
>wank
>hungover browse 4chan
>go to work
>come home
>set alarm
>get drunk
repeat until fat, alone and constantly lying to people about your non-existent social life
GoNnA mAkE pOsTiNg LiKe ThIs My NeW GiMmICk I rEcKoN
>lose big Dave
>get Orwell's nightmare
nice fucking job Leavers
>>61489752
can feel their terror from here desu
catalonia stronk
UK just invoked it's downfall . spain is next
i do not know this don
where do you know me from
i realy having hard time in learning it making me depressed
>>61489588
stephen crabb desu lads
listened to a nice documentary about some weirdo following peregrine falcons on bbc radio 4 while walking my dog earlier
highlight of my day tbqh
>>61489717
2 days for me haha
get paid for an entire week though
Poleaboos sister is being a bitch about him being a leave voter
Saying that calling himself British isn't enough to protect him from the racists as most racist crimes post-Brexit were against Muslims not Eastern Europeans
That if he keeps voting for UKIP then next it will be him that will be deported
>>61489613
normie dealers can't supply acid lad
you have to find some freaks at a psytrance night for that
>>61489846
Thatcher 2: Electric Boogaloo
Best day of my life
>>61489852
You chinese laaa
>>61489888
Was about to complain that you'll probaby get more then me but I think I will finally get my pay review on the 1st
more like lame of thrones
>>61489710
>Scotland does not have the competence
>theresa may
literally who
good or bad?
the gf
>>61489840
>JRM
pls yes
He doesn't even have cabinet experience though
Have used a liquid syringe to inject a 1/3rd of a pint of vodka into my anus lads.
I diluted it with warm water first.
Let's see what happens.
>>61489862
This please
Would love stab a muslim desu
>be me, in year 11
>i was staying after school for extra lessons
>suddenly I start feeling weird, like I was in a dream, everything was hazy and distorted
>walk out of the class to go home
>some girl who I knew liked me followed me
>she was extremely shy and spoke quietly
>my mind was fried and my thoughts were loud and fast so I literally couldn't process what she was saying
>kept shouting "WHAT?" at her because I couldn't understand what she was saying
>she walks off really quickly when we reach the exit
Fuckkkkkkkk
The cringe is too strong, it's been 3 fucking years and it still fucks with me. Why oh WHY did she have to speak to me when I losing my mind? Of all the times she couldve spoke to me, she chose then. FUCK. I feel really bad about it now.
>>61489943
go back to school kid
>>61489943
She's the one who wants the government to record literally everything you do on the internet.
>>61489777
You ever listened to Marzipan eczema? Oh you havent... oh.... *turns around and screeches with laughter*
>>61489778
>Wake up
>go to work
>come home
>climb in bed
>wank
>read a book
>drink whisky
>take etizolam/xanax and fall asleep
>>61489920
good luck x
i get 20k for this placement year, idk if that's more or less than you
Going to buy a few bottles of wine lads. Any recommendations? What's currently on offer at /brit/ manor?
>>61489943
NOTHING TO HIDE
NOTHING TO FEAR
>>61489943
she will make it law to have her personally looking over your shoulder if you wish to use the internet
>>61489943
shut the fuck off kiddo
>>61489943
Sexy Nazi bird who snuckinto government somehow
>>61489977
posters like you are genuinely fucking shit
you contribute fucking nothing
>>61489975
>year 11
>3 years ago
Aye
>>61490007
It will be less, but then they are paying for my degree so... probably works out + for me.
>>61490071
yeah i will have £50k of debt by the time i'm finished haha
You've probably not heard about it in the news but I'm actually the favourite to become the Conservative party leader
regularly put various fruits in my boxer shorts to make it seem like i have a decently sized penis
>>61489975
Masterfully crafted baited t b h.
>>61490063
shut the frick up kid
>>61489830
same is true of any region that doesn't constitute the economic heart of its country. other than that we have high deficit because uk's position in the global economy relies on it's debt/expenditure
>>61490063
wish this was a reply to me as it would look very good in my upcoming nasty replies compilation
>>61489959
For what purpose?
>>61490130
It's all (You)rs my friend
dumb bitch mom just brought me dinner without my asking
told her to put it in the fridge
>Jean Claude-Junker said, he didn't care at all, if the national parliaments agreed to CETA. It would be absolutely enough, if the European Comission agreed.
>Juncker declared: objection to the free trade agreement was only of political nature, but not of content. It was the best trade agreement, the EU had ever arranged.
>>61489778
>wake up at 2pm
>wank and a smoke
>"""breakfast""" at 4pm
>4chan/anime/vidya/music
>"""Lunch""" at 7pm
>4chan/anime/vidya/music
>wank and a cig
>4chan/anime/music
>eat ""'dinner""" at 2am while watching anime
>wank and cig
>ASMR
> asleep at 4/5am
Ahh yes
>>61489940
reminder nicola/sweeney played davie like a fiddle with the renegotiation after the no vote
we just don't have the assets at the moment as they are held by westminster
>>61490178
thanks but it has to be genuine im afraid
>>61490205
wahey this but without anime or smoking and more drinking
just purged the downloads folder lads
90 gigs in there
no clue where the other 800 gigs of inactive shit on my hard drive is tho
>>61490090
What a wonderful world x
LONG TERM ECONOMIC PLAN
i am no longer in the bath, ive .........
[finish the joke]
>>61490198
Juncker has a massive inflated ego
It doesn't matter if he cares what the council think or not it objectively does matter
>>61490248
might just move to a different country for 30 years desu
>>61490211
>William Hague
>Ian and Duncan Smith
ah yes solid chance they'll be coming back
POLES GET OOOOOOOOOOUT
>>61490288
pulled out
(the joke is that ky is from bath haha)
>>61490288
bathed
literally said "fucking pathetic" at the screen lads
>>61490288
gotten out, dried myself and put my jammies on
and that you were bumming
>>61489843
literally me
>>61490288
cleansed my souls of all evils and will live a pure and spiritual life
*does a cute woohoo for all the /brit/ boys*
business idea: a foot attachment that acts as a thumb
why are prime wide angle lenses so expensive ree
>>61490288
moved to the st annes on the sea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qG2v6tl9xE
would not disagree to an arrangement involving me spaffing on their tum tums
>>61490325
Poland in that image did nothing wrong.
>>61490393
*looks at you with contempt*
don't think i'm a big fan of the state, lads
nobody listens to techno so lets go
lads I have a problem while shitting, i was like an hour trying to shit and the shit doesnt come up, im actually typing this standing up because if I sit down it hurts and dad is watching the tv and he'll probably think that im masturbating at the bathroom
what should I do? it really hurts me
>>61490425
Is the one in the middle fat or it just the thumbnail?
>http://www.yomyomf.com/taiwans-version-of-what-brexit-means-for-everyone/
HAHAHAHAHAHA
corrr blimey
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/26/may-hails-benefits-of-sharia-as-inquiry-set-up-into-misuse-of-is/
>>61490288
passed on x
;_;
>>61490499
think its the thumbnail blending her into the girl behind her sort of
the short of it is that she isn't fat
>>61490326
this may heartily surprise you but thats not actually the tangent i was going for. nevertheless, i shall concede your victory
Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it
>>61490407
why are cameras so expensive? must be the bloody photographers union or somethign
they need artificial barriers to trade because they know it's just point, click and pray it turns out good
fly buzz buzzing around my room
me on the left
im dying
>>61490546
there was one flying around mine earlier but it's stopped and i dunno where it could have gone
hopefully it dropped dead somewhere
>>61490585
good
>>61490546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIHHuRbuu9c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MdA1qbqPEk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAWspyCM-j8
>>61490524
Lol well shit
>>61490522
He is aspirational leftist and there is literally nothing wrong with that.
Corbyn thins if you were working class and became middle class then you're scum . instead it's what we should try to achieve for everyone or at least provide the opportunity.
modern lefties are pseudo sincere and jealous/insecure mongs who want to punish success even when it's success of their own party and principles.
what was he pointing at?
>>61490585
i will never forgive your roller coaster for killing an icelander
>>61490595
seriously lad shitting for me is like being penetrated by a negro
i usually bleed after that
>>61490612
yes
>>61490664
don't have any experience of that
>>61490654
Sun.
>>61489240
Reminder that the runt of the litter is a sperg and Bobby thinks it's because of vaccines and not the fact he and his wife had children in their middle ages.
>>61490585
of what, poverty? ha ha ha Spain is a broken country
Have been working non-stop since 5 a.m. except for the commute to and from work and breaks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner lads.
This is my first 4chan break today.
I'm such a workaholic haha.
>spain is keeping the UK together
huh
>Priti Patel will never be my wife
How do I come to terms with this feel?
>>61490740
quite easily I imagine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fXAI5iTcbg
thoughts?
>>61490656
>tfw banging a icelandic girl
feels greeeaaaat lad
>>61490715
>>61490465
im back at the bathroom my dad fell asleep
>>61490738
"fuck Catalonia"
>>61489400
Third Eye Status: Utterly calcified and ossified
>>61490740
Instantaneously because I'm not a paki like you
>>61490765
I aint clicking that shit
>>61490765
*expands youtube link*
*spots korean lettering immediately*
*sighs and closes expanded youtube link*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThvspSnCbA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhalhnGN_cI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX7SQAlVaf0
>>61490765
not enough tum tum
>>61490765
Is my willy twitching a thought?
>>61490740
she's a fat cow
>>61490750
wAiT ARe yOu A RacISt???//?///?
>>61490797
I'm a bloody white man you fat twat.
That's enough.
I'm not posting on this shit general any more.
You're all pathetic wankers and I don't know why I waste my time here.
I'm off.
Cya cunts.
>>61490740
bet she is absolutely filthy
>>61490461
just give me the signal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vv_u00Yk6w
choon
I've unfollowed so many of my facebook friends that nothing has come up on my feed for two days now
>>61490714
>Gisela Stuart, a Labour MP, is responsible for the £350 a week lie
Doing a think
>>61490861
getting stabbed with a sword probably wouldnt feel as bad as this
>Stephen Crabb has hold his ministeral position for 2 months
>Already tired of it
WHAT A BASTARD
The earth, our home, is beginning to look more and more like an immense pile of filth.
>>61490765
Don't find Asians attractive they don't look right there's something off about their faces and the way they move and look
>>61490765
>"people say men should be capable"
>"that's not true, appearance is more important"
>"Don't open your mouth. Don't use your brain"
>"Impress me with your body"
>"shake it shake it"
What did they mean by this?
>>61490861
No no no no no
Why are you here, snow elf
>>61490765
so are these the winners of that produce show thing
>>61490946
problem?
>>61490861
that half came off in the end
very tired of people on facebook spamming parliament petitions
when was the last time an online petition actually resulted in any change?
>>61490940
That's because Irish are fouling it up.
more then enough tum tum in this one lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud5tjkuPbHE
>>61490861
>>61490998
delete or consequences
Stop talking about fucking gooks
This is a BRITISH thread for BRITISH culture
>>61490448
*plots your violent, shameful death for tempting a lover's scorn*
>>61490976
because 2-1
but i have been here the since that day because i am desperately starved for something to do
>>61490946
http://www.grammarbook.com/punctuation/commas.asp
>>61490861
shes 8 years older than me though why do your girls like youngsters like me?
she fucks like a beast and enjoys when i grab her ass
very tired of squealing normies coming here to complain about their grotty little facebook "friends"
got called a racist in /brit/ today lads
find latinas very attractive at the moment
too bad i have aspergers and no charisma so will likely never be able to go to another country and fuck girls
>>61491042
Rachel alone is more attractive than every gook pop idol combined tbqh
>>61491103
literally this
>>61491053
Fine, just don't post any more images, that's some messed up shit you got there
Well done on the soccer, by the way. I enjoyed seeing Ronaldo crying like the petulant baby that he is.
Do you eat snow in Iceland?
gonna watch a cheeky ep or 2 of mad men brb
>>61491042
bet her feet smell like maths
>>61491157
wtf is this fucking post
>>61491099
Complaining about being called racist is racist, because it's a privilege only white people have, because only white people can be racist.
>>61491157
i do in fact eat snow, but not as a replacement for real food
>>61490249
Shop this so the sign is pointing at his dick please
>>61491188
u wanna start summat m8
>>61491248
3rd chin status: awoken
