korean pop edition
cara
karen
novel concept for an edition
business idea
iphone camera and VSCO
Kyary
My friend thinks so little of me he literally wipes his dirty shoes and hands and my clothes to clean them
>tfw your friend will never see you as anything other than a fucking walking towel
btw New Order is the only good thing that came out from England desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVkq8IEO4tc
>>61491208
more like a navel concept haha right guys?
>>61491186
>no tits
Kyary
USA edition
Brexit = shattered UK dreams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX-8MHKuQ5I
Brexit was the best thing that ever happened to this country. Makes me so fucking proud.
>>61491269
>orange
>>61491260
nah mate we'll be fine
quick someone post the fake shit about england fans in Euro 2016
cant find them anywhere
>>61491314
England didn't play in Euro 2016
When Nelson Mandela died I redpilled at least 1/4 of my IT class on his neck lacing, communist, anti-white ways. Everyone believed me apart from one aggressive black chav who threatened to punch me lol.
going to go to bed
niigthy niiii
>>61491286
dutch people truly are the master race
>>61491269
It is just a coincidence that all the high risk countries have 5%+ Moslem populations?
haven't been kinky with my gf in a while
often enjoy slapping, spitting, choking and abusing her
but lately it's just been very vanilla
>>61491269
ah yes the great sea of switzermere
How does it feel, to treat me like you do ~
Reminder that any music produced in Japan is axiomatically superior to soulless Korean husk music.
https://youtu.be/Gp5085J7D-Y
>>61491340
Queer
>>61491340
night night
>>61491340
don't wake
>>61491286
Post attractive Dutch women pref. not slags
>>61491273
Why? I'm a patriotic Brit and it's going to be fucking horrible when Scotland breaks away and joins the EU and we're left all alone. We'll be irrelevant.
cuckchan stopped archiving as well.
>>61491404
spain's not gonna let that happen
maisie
a mealy-mouthed reply
>>61491404
>being patriotic
also that's literally never going to happen mate. suppose you think ireland is going to reunite, too? kek
>>61491422
Who cares about Spain? They should be broken up, and half given to Portugal
>>61491410
it's bloody mad
Archive.moe died
Desustorage died
now Cuckchan is gone as well?
what the fuck is going on?
i am a gimmick rebooter, i often reach into the past to look for gimmicks to give them a fresh start
i cannot do that if the bloody archives keep crashing
>>61491404
Except that's not happening ever now. It has been made very clear that Scotland can never join the EU, but they lack the financial resources without its support to go it completely alone. The independence movement is over.
>>61491410
think the actual archiver (which collects posts) is broken
also it's desuarchive.org now
anime characters that are literally you lads
for me it's kaiji - intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humour
>>61491497
cuckchan still links there.
but it's not refreshing
>>61491455
very good figure, fertile hips
>>61491491
Scotland has the nuclear subs, right? They just need to nuke Spain and say some other country did it
>>61491516
Stop banging on about your kaiji
>>61491491
>It has been made very clear that Scotland can never join the EU
By who? No it hasn't.
shouldn't the EU be looking inwards for criticism? it's a pretty big failing to have more than half of one of your major member states lose confidence in you.
i remember house before it was called house
i remember house when it was just one house
i remember house when it was more than just a name to package a sound
i remember house when house had artists, songwriters, and personalities
Open your fucking eyes people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54YGJWPZZcw
>>61491455
Nice body, shame about the face
>>61491404
I think the SNP are seriously overestimating their support, some Scots are getting sick and tired of their constant whining and referenda. Polls put support for Scottish independence about 50:50 and you need a +10 lead against the status quo to stop the typical swing towards the status quo around election day.
>>61491550
stop banging on about your kyary
>>61491377
*casts a curse on you*
>>61491556
Well, it probably doesn't help when billionaires like Rupert Murdoch have been churning out bullshit about the EU for decades.
>>61491537
that's what i meant, the actual archiver is broken somehow
the admin will have to restart it whenever he's online
The commonwealth
The Anglosphere
>>61491516
bart simpson
his power is maximum and he doesn't afraid of anything
Brazilian girl just asked me for recommendations so i told her to watch commando
hmm
>i am a gimmick rebooter, i often reach into the past to look for gimmicks to give them a fresh start
>>61491564
I remember house when he did a comedy show with melchett
>>61491553
Spain, Belgium and maybe France would never allow it. They confirmed today that an independent Scotland would not be allowed to continue its UK membership even if it did become independent, and Spanish representatives said last week that they would not consider a second application.
>>61491590
The status quo has already been bent over and raped in case you hadn't noticed m8
business idea:
some lad called william shakespear writes a song and people still read it centuries after haha can you believe it
>>61491616
i know
>>61491516
thieving little cunt
about to buy this controller unless someone replies saying not to in which case i will reconsider
>>61491623
Back the fuck off!
*unsheathes Lancaster bomber*
>>61491392
dont know any but carice van houten but shes p old already, theyre all weird somehow
>>61491657
>They confirmed today that an independent Scotland would not be allowed to continue its UK membership even if it did become independent
You mean EU membership right? No they didn't. Show me a source
I am cool you are shit and that is why you post on /brit/. :)
Think I have made a mistake
>>61491693
nah not a fan
>>61491662
business idea:
compile some books and call it the bible and people still read it centuries after haha can you believe it
>>61491697
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-36656980
>>61491693
>semi
doesn't count
business idea: flavoured postage stamps
business idea:
a guy basically writes a piece of fanfiction about the genesis from the devils perspective and it becomes part of the okcidental literary canon.
>ywn drive through the Mojave desert on your way to Vegas during the sunset, high on cocaine while listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_rC-495Z_A
Just kill me now
Hi, I'm here for the hung twinks
>>61491762
he banned
>>61491682
>Novation
Enjoy sending it back for repairs in three weeks
>>61491751
best video on youtube
>>61491765
post fucking machines
CHILEANS
business idea:
a BRITISH playwright called edward BOND haha LITERALLY IRONIC
>>61491682
everything except the actual keys and the mod wheels are useless
>>61491776
questioning the sincerity of this post
Don't understand this "the luck of the Irish" meme thing that yanks go on about
If anything aren't these cunts as unlucky as it gets?
>>61491808
fuck off look at those cool coloured buttons
>>61491765
post fucking machines
*makes a poorly thought out post in a pathetic attempt to satisfy my (you) addiction*
Help me
now recommending spirited away
somebody please stop me
>>61491808
t. has a launchkey 25
>>61491810
Pretty convincing though?
>>61491845
great film desu, very comfy in parts.
business idea:
a scot writing booksin such an unintellegible gibberish english that sounds like he's been mentally challenged ever since he's been hit over the head with a bat as a child. people feel sorry and just call this "language" scots.
>>61491689
Impeccable arse, got any more of her lad?
>dont know any
You an immigrant?
>>61491808
but i want to have a play with the pads
>>61491830
this
Want to snap every single Liberal Runt /r/unitedkingdom poster's neck.
>>61491822
luck of the irish: luck as opposed to intelligence. it's an insult really
>>61491845
>spirited away
Literally the worst asian cartoon i've seen. It's so strongly targeted towards autistic children it's rediculous.
>electronic music
>>61491887
to a brazilian who's been learning english for a month
suppose she will have subtitles hopefully
>>61491895
they're fun for five minutes
>>61491899
Why?
>>61491740
All this is basically saying is that it is impossible to negotiate with one part of the UK. Doesn't say anything about an independent Scotland being considered for membership
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXxiifIDxXw
just told her to stay safe but didn't risk a x
>>61491894
no i'm not but the one of the left has the manliest fucking jaw ever and the one on the right has the most annoying voice ever wouldn't even matter what language she spoke
business idea:
a man with a cowboyhat gets knightened by the queen for writing childrens books
>>61491939
why not? Are you a Liberal faggot?
>>61491942
Though the ways things are with Scotland economically and the implications for recognising a breakaway state, I don't see Scotland doing anything soon anyway
ring ring pussy
>>61491939
>Why?
Check the place out for a moment. You'll understand why.
Current favourite video, an under rated classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Toi4hcoFgfM
>>61491942
It tells you all you need to know. Spain would veto a Scotland in the UK - meaning it would definitely veto if it was outside of the UK. End of story. Sorry we wrecked your party.
>>61491907
you trade off the performance aspect for sound design
http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/news/crime/polish-shopkeeper-in-leeds-taken-to-hospital-after-racially-aggravated-incident-1-7987145
>Reports on social media said the Polish man had been attacked and told to “go back to his country”, with some saying the floor was covered in blood.
the fire rises
>>61492047
I said
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>electronic music
harumph
>>61492004
he's like an angry little chimpanzee
>>61491982
I'm a trans* deerkin
business idea:
a literal poofter writes incredibly vapid quotes that still circulate facebook centuries after his death
>>61492072
should've said
>electronic """""""""music""""""""""
t. have an apprenticeship in gimmicks
>>61492054
ah yes noble and brave behaviour by Britain's finest
Is it true that AIDS symptoms don't show up for like 2 years?
Nearly 2 years ago I mistakenly fucked some girl unprotected after we had a few drinks, only did it once, went home and never spoke to her again. I've not really had any symptoms desu I'm just paranoid
>>61492123
I recognise its artistic merits
>>61492037
I'm not Scottish. But if Scotland voted to leave in a democratic election and wanted to join the EU I'm fairly sure the more powerful members would pressure Spain into not vetoing it
there are lots of pretty girls
when you step outside your house
>>61492132
Stop that
>>61492112
business idea:
a literal poofter helps crack the enigma code, thus turning the tide in the war
>>61492127
just go get tested if you're that paranoid, it's free
>>61492112
well that could be literally anyone
>>61492127
we've all been too polite to point out the lesions all over your face
>>61491208
>>61491238
>>61491325
>>61491361
>>61491662
>>61491893
>>61491900
Scrolled through the thread to acknowledge the best posts. Bit of a shame that I couldn't give out more (You)s, step your game up
>>61491920
hmmmm yes i do worry about this t︃bh
not sure how i'd know if i would find it gimmicky or not without actually buying it though
>>61491847
had a strong feeling you would have one of these weirdly
would you recommend it?
>>61492178
all me
>>61492178
all me
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/124596
Sign and share, boys.
>>61492178
cheers, pal
>>61492158
Good idea lad, thanks
>>61492163
Heh, no lesions here, I have a strict facial cleansing schedule.
>>61492178
Can I have a (you), senpai?
>>61492163
>>61492152
it's oscar wilde you dips
>>61492178
thanks, feeling very appreciated over here.
England has collapsed politically, monetarily, constitutionally and economically. - Prime Minister of the Netherlands.
>http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-summit-idUKKCN0ZE1VM
>>61492133
A more powerful member like France, which has also said Scotland can't join the EU.
>>61492199
You can try but it's not happening. The Pakis are your problem.
when the crowd say bo
selecta
Someone please describe the current British political landscape using analogies of either:
>Game of Thrones
>The Elder Scrolls
>>61492214
it's sarcasm wilde you dips
>>61491186
this 2bh
business idea: chain every Muslim to every black person in pairs
>>61492133
Why would they change their mind? They literally have a veto and none of the other nations can do anything to force them to accept them. Especially since France, Belgium and Germany all have good reason to deny Scotland as well.
>>61492182
it's a decent keyboard but likely the same as any other midi controller if you take out the bits and bobs
i only use it to play notes while i'm working with a synth and rarely to play a bass riff for resmapling
>>61492216
You wouldn't think it, the FTSE has recovered.
Just got a VERY convincing phishing email posing as Apple
be careful lads
business idea:
"""""lord"""""" byron, making a living off being emo
>>61492243
Corbyn is Julianos, who's just claimed the Iron Throne for Coldharbour, Cameron is Gregor Clegane and the UK is Akatosh when he did the cool thing i don't fucking know
>>61492240
COME SELECTA
GUNMAN GUNMAN GUNMAN GUNMAN
Where can I find an autistic weeaboo gf who does cringeworthy shit in public and will become completely dependent on me to do everything for her?
>>61492243
>The Elder Scrolls
um something something retcon
see that mountain you can climb that
sean bean voiced a character in oblivion
oh and pic related i guess
now accepting friend applications
deadline friday at noon
Le swearing British man xDDDDDDDD
>>61492359
*steals all the applications and burns them, including all 27 of my own*
>Girl I had a major crush on in Secondary school and Sixth form recently messaged me
>See she's back on normiebook
>Half black kid and single
Do I just block her or something? I'm not going down that road.
business idea:
a very simple book written for very simple people, called "1984"
Choon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHS8LAqHyHs
>>61492359
Hello can I make a double application with my passport one I will need a friend when I move
>ywn the Stiffler of the group
>you will always be Jim
>ywn the Phil of the group
>you will always be Alan
>ywn be the Simon of the group
>you will always be Will
>>61492416
red flag
well maybe caramel coloured
>>61492365
do you have the link to the tumblr? with all these on? I remember there being loads of creepshots and some videos around brum like this one.
>>61492178
I wish I had as good taste in posts as you
In bed now
How do I fall asleep
>>61492462
Sweden 2: Posting from the UK edition
>>61492416
Send her racist messages, you might get on the news haha x
>>61492436
>not being paul, doug and neil
>>61492472
wish i knew
>>61492462
http://streetscenesuk.tumblr.com/
>>61492451
Chuckled heartily at this
business idea:
a nation that produced chaucer, shelley, shakespeare, milton, blake and austen now eagerly awaits the publication of the next "game of thrones" book
>>61492472
roll around in the air
>>61492243
cannot be bothered to apply myself to make a half decent response but please enjoy this politically themed game of thrones image (more available on request btw)
>>61492269
going to buy it :3
>>61492469
Mad that your shite waffling posts didn't make it. Get gud
>you'll never be as cucked as Scotland
I have everything an honest man could wish for.
>>61492472
thank the sleep skeleton for letting you live another day, then close your eyes
>>61492243
European Union = Thalmor
UK brexit = Stormcloaks
Hmm
Don't care about EU membership
Don't like the polish
Stuck between two worlds here lads
>>61491353
It is merely a coincidence.
Just back from the bathroom and everything that could have went wrong did go wrong
>>61492359
gerald finklestein here
strengths: pleasant to be around - good attitude, likes to laugh and doesn't take life too seriously. winning smile to help us meet girls.
weaknesses: not the hardest worker but im working on this!
skills/experience: microsoft word, adobe photoshop, drinking alcohol, liberal about drug use but disagrees with full on degeneracy. also a good cook and have a keen eye for detail.
>>61492509
good going outside simulator
>>61492535
That was my first post in thread
Fuck off you fucking arrogant putrid cunt, don't ever reply to me again
>>61492359
me btw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AhgyXtZQgU
business idea:
an american tea-aboo writes idiotic short stories and gets famous
https://medium.com/@OwenJones84/my-thoughts-on-the-plight-of-labour-38413229f88
Englishman as the singer/frontman of an American rock band
Has there ever been a better combination in the history of music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loWXMtjUZWM
>>61492243
>Elder Scrolls
The EU is the Empire
The UK is Skyrim
Nigel Farage is Ulfric Stormcloak
UKIP/ Leave campaign is the Stormcloaks
The Remain campaign is the Imperial Legion
Merkel is the Emperor
The Aldmeri Dominion is the globalist alliance of big banks, big corporations, multinationals and George Soros
>>61492243
Boris Johnson is Vivec using CHIM to fuck around and make himself more powerful, Nigel Farage is Tiber Septim using CHIM to change the world and it scares the shit out of Bojo/Vivec.
>>61492607
will need character reference from 2 previous friends
I'm going to.get beaten up by antifa/anarchists on Saturday
might rub one out and then later rub another, smaller one out
>>61492683
taking your fetish too far
business idea:
someone please acknowledge my marvellous satire on "paradise lost". please. my thinktank needs some (you)s to stay in business.
>>61492359
I'm intelligent, nihillistic with a wicked sense of humour. Drive? Rather not say.
>>61492243
guts = farage
griffith = bojo
ganishka = merkel
daiba = big dave
skull knight = media
sword of resonance = arrogant students
I have a picture of my oneitis saved on my computer. Atleast once per day I open it and just stare at it, sometimes I cry. I haven't even seen her for a year and I still feel this way about her.
On a scale of 1 - 10, how fucked up/creepy is that?
>>61492641
Sure it was mate. Don't worry keep trying you might make my next list if you're lucky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
hm yes very good
Business idea:
Don't acknowledge the Germans business ideas and give mine some (you)s.
Going to bed 1 hour ago
>>61492778
night x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz7vjh36CBM
definition of a banger
>>61492746
it fits
>>61492243
The Seven Kingdoms=EU
Iron Isles= UK
Cersei blowing up the Sept with all the Tyrells inside was Corbyn purging the Shadow Cabinet
>>61492758
Are there only two of these? Did Louie off himself and the other man took the bolts odd his door?
>>61492752
Poleaboo rates you at about a low 5
have to get up at normie power hour but not tired AT ALL lmao
>>61492681
yes here my friends phone numbers
kanye west:
2134206921
timothy johnson:
8053735606
me and my m8
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467195599068.webm
>>61492766
wow okay
>>61492754
What the fuck did I JUST fucking say?
Also:
>get gud
FOY
>>61492778
nighty night 1 hour ago
>>61492758
https://clyp.it/da0bkmfe
>>61492752
i do the same except i haven't seen her since 2012 and its about once a month rather than every day
regardless, 6/10 for creepiness imo
>>61492725
ok
here goes
>>61492645
woooow nice one, this is just like paradise lost
>>61492879
i am enraged and offended
sometimes i post on /brit/ while i eat my dinner
makes me feel like im out to dinner with friends
farage is petyr baelish
business idea
~
My 2 brothers got into a physical fight earlier which led to me having to run downstairs and break it up. Still didn't come quick enough though as my mum ended up catching a punch in the face trying to stop it before I arrived.
Fucking childish cunts (they're 23 and 19)
>>61492921
your posts are in the top percentage of posts
how would you rate your life experience so far
>>61492829
sauce please
thank you xxx
>>61492961
don't lose your face hanging with some lames
>>61492982
I'd leave a positive review on yelp
>>61492964
do NOT steal my gimmick
business idea:
the """united"" ""states"" of ""america""
>>61492982
4/10; somewhat worthwhile
>>61492965
>punching your own brother in the face
wew what a cunt
>>61492965
Jeremy Kyle-tier
>>61492921
*nicks a chip*
Lads
lads
Lads
What if your national team try beat iceland next time
>>61492982
4/10
>>61493025
by brother i meant family
>>61492982
its generally been quite poor, a few mild ups, a few downs. but im generally optimistic about the future
this whole being human thing is tough sometimes though
>>61492247
literally this
>>61493053
We are Iceland now
>>61492965
#s m h
business idea:
everyone checks the name im posting with
Just spent £400 on a new snake vivarium + decor
hate spending money
uhhh what's artical 50???
