tulips from amsterdam edition
karen
karen kujou
araca
she dont wanna understand but I have a plan
maisie
Kyary
HOW DO I DO IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*shits pants*
someone pulled that shortchange scam on me today
had a queue out the door and had to close the till and ring the manager
Debating killing myself
*knock knock*
*BANG*
that's how long it takes for a burglar to break into your home, what do you defend yourself with??
what does a girl mean when she says she's got a 'wide-on'
>>61493695
she look like Quasimodo truck
>>61493726
Three more doors
>>61493726
he'd have to fight his way past the piss bottles first
>>61493665
this 2bh
>>61493665
why is she so hot lads?
>>61493719
This happened to me once recently but I was out the door before I realised it
>>61493764
pls no
>>61493652
the person you replied to is the original banter, i guessed it
>>61493710
git gud
>>61493726
The katana I keep sheathed by my bedside. I've
>>61493726
>>61493726
Heh, nice try mate
>>61493764
kek
>>61493777
wrote a very emotional post in the last thread lads..
>>61493726
fire extinguisher
>>61493810
RIP
>>61493726
have a wooden baseball bat thats so old it quite possibly just breaks on the first hit but its something
>>61493739
ask this guy >>61493764
>>61493828
are you the one that wanted to ask her out?
did you ever ask her out?
>>61493833
;)
*cackles maniacally*
>>61493739
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wide%20on
who is posting all the karen in [s4s]
Anyone tried viapro and does it work?
>>61493903
definitely not me
>>61493802
Wew lad just tried something else and the trip was permed for cp
What's a roadman? Man who fixes the roads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLYsIESNtUc
fukn tune la's
>>61493930
man's on road
was looking up what the "short change scam" was and came across this interesting list https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_confidence_tricks
>>61493903
all me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGZ1dWF01uQ
>>61493886
>When experiencing intense erotic excitement, a lady's vaginal cavity expands to allow entry of penis/fist/vegetable etc
Gripping stuff, might submit this website to the /brit/ reading group
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UUUUUUUUUP
It's coming and you know it
>>61493945
baited for this exact response
Are Filthy Frank, Idubbbz and MaxMoeFoe watched by more normies now?
Feeling really bad my dog died today lads
>>61493665
why is it called a dutch oven? do nederlanders fart alot?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10625008
http://www.strawpoll.me/10625008
http://www.strawpoll.me/10625008
>>61493995
its a generic response do not feel proud of yourself worm
>>61494046
from you
>>61494002
If you know about them then yeah
Fucking mainstream, man...
>>61494005
anglo bullying because they're butthurt, they've made so many sayings with dutch in them and and as far as i know they're all negative
>>61494003
damn, that's rough
cheer up pal x
>>61493930
They do veggie kebabs?
>>61494042
>newpapers
is this the dark ages
>>61493719
how much did he get?
>>61494005
because they were made in the netherlands
Gwenth Paltrow looks rough on HARDtalk a t m.
>filthy "I'm not funny but i have a hoarse voice lol" frank
should probably go to bed
>>61494150
sleep is the mother-in-law of death
>>61494067
its actually a generic response from you and so i was posting it ironically actually
in my mind i have won and thats all that matters
Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur
Of what is known as...
Austria GP this weekend la
>>61494150
sweet dreams
>>61494199
Parklife?
Went out for Lunch today.
Had medium rare sirloin steak with crispy chips and peas.
Bloody excellent meal.
Never got the hype about steak. Thought it was something men pretended to like just to be men like Top Gear and women. But steak is fucking great.
>>61494080
hahah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of13TquCUPQ
KING NIGGER NEEDS TO GO
>>61494217
Think I care about big cars that go vroom vroom around a road to go faster than the other Vrooms Vrooms? Nah m8, the Irish poster might though quite the bender.
>>61494229
gotta die fast
>>61494097
Literally took her the vet yesterday thinking she had a bug and it was liver cancer, just out of no where
>>61494229
heh.. now what?
You ever have those days that you've lived before, dozens of times. The ones where you tell yourself that all thise problems will get solved soon,maybe not right away but there's that thing coming up in a few months and this will be it, it's gonna be this summer, maybe winter, definitely by next summer. Then after that its just smooth sailing. Except it's been 3 years and you're still hoping it's next month. Uni didn't change shit and you're probably unhappier than before. The worst part is slowly understanding that this is what your life is, no matter what kind of material change happens. It's still gonna be the same shit and the same you at the centre of it all and you don't accept it so much as begin to feel numb.
Wish I could give up, waiting for the good days is getting tiring.
>>61494284
At least she isn't suffering la x
>>61494293
gf kid
need to get up at 5am for work
is it worth going to bed?
>>61494297
Yes. Every day.
>>61494336
yes
>>61494297
fuck..
>>61494229
was half expecting kev to appear desu
>>61494284
RIP
I'm not religious but I like to believe that there's a pet heaven.
*apparates*
>>61494360
*calls up thailad*
>>61494387
Hello this is Thailad
>>61494387
i expect the edit to be completed by 1pm tomorrow
night night xo
>>61494325
cya kid
>>61494284
damn, that fast? i knew like a month ahead of time i had to put my dog down
worst month of my life desu
Going to bed
Don't stay up too late you lot
And NO midnight snacks!
>>61494401
You've been ignoring my calls for four years. What changed?
We have a son btw. I told him you were dead, it seemed... better than the truth
*invades /brit/*
>>61494431
I'm going to bed with you if that's okay
>>61494431
Good night
VERY important laddos
http://www.strawpoll.me/10625108
>>61494431
>>61494410
Sleep tite, you crazy kids xox
anyone else feel incredibly uncomfortable when thainonce posts? you can just tell he nonced an underage girl within the last 24.hours
*blesses /brit/*
>>61493988
Lmao the uks already decoupled and irrelevant to the world economy.
>>61493988
Things are going to get a lot worse, but that is to be expected. Only after article 50 is invoked and we finalise trade agreements with the EU can we not expect a market drop.
>>61494247
a really good steak is orgasmic, no one fakes liking steaks.
of course some of them are indeed shit if its just a measly slice of dry muscle meat. i like to buy big fatty cuts from grassfed cows
my favorite meals are on weekends when i eat a high quality steak with a potato of some sort. the flavor of the steak makes me utter strange, vaguely sexual noises.
>>61494474
checked
why do all the normie drones think GoT is the best thing since sliced bread?
Obama is a stupid ape
>>61494422
Yeah, it just came out of no where. The dog was sick, not eating etc for three days we took her the vet, they kept her in and rang up saying they had xrayed her and there was a large tumour on her liver and it was best to put her down. Mum and Sisters have been sobbing all day. Just out of fucking nowhere.
I unironically don't really like steak.
Who's your favourite member of the fellowship of the ring lads.
The right answer is Merry or Pipping but ill respect your opinion.
>>61494441
*dark spirt destroyed*
German is still in the last thread posting business ideas
If I form an all-/brit/ bluegrass group will anybody else join it?
>>61494513
>i like to buy big fatty cuts from grassfed cows
>this is a delicacy to yanks
kek
>>61494558
But is he a Greek?
Doing really stinky farts lol!
*does something naughty*
>>61494558
How is Ireland in the summer
>>61494567
the juicier the steak is the better it taste, its just a fact of life
>>61494536
Haldir the Fat Elf
>have UK flag
>treated with respect. Showered in (you's). People go out of their way to congratulate me on the banter
>have Portugal flag
>get the occasional t. alberto barbosa reply. People pay barely any attention to any of my posts
*invades /brit/*
do women have smelly arseholes?
>>61494615
G-greatest ally
>>61494565
ok
i know a guy who makes good moonshine
>>61494608
I think he's saying that what is a rare delicacy, and hard to find, to you is a normal steak to him
>>61494602
Shite,wet,too many runts running around think they own the place.
>>61494615
t. alberto barbosa
>>61494628
smells like strawberries
;_;7
>>61494695
down with the ship
>>61494628
yes
>>61494690
virgin
>>61494608
>grassfed cows is a delicacy
What do they feed the """cows""" in america?
>>61494695
where did this spicy meme originate
>>61494615
Hey now, the prime /int/ meme is editing Portugal on global statistic graphs
Also I tried port for the first time recently, quite impressed.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGwZqb9Ju9G/?taken-by=charli_xcx
>>61494615
why is your tap water salty
>>61494525
damn, that fucking sucks man
here's a silly monkey video to cheer u up x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN9ii2HASKE
>>61494731
that meme so soooooooo 3 months ago
>>61494709
like... even the hottest model out there once had sme really bad arshole smell? wow
*pukes*
>>61494731
this desu
bought pater a bottle and he was kind enough to give me a nip
>>61494741
didn't notice that when i was in faro. although some places in southern portugal smelled like shit dunno what that was about. the sewers mybe?
lads how much should i be bent over for a deadlift? I did it for the first time today and i was almost parallel. Also im supposed to keep my shoulder blades back and my chest up but i cant really do this.
I bid thee farewell
poo
Enjoying all these political happenings more than so called """""stability""""" desu lads 2bh
>>61494775
rose water enemas, mate
>>61494731
>>61494821
best post itt
>>61494649
oh yeah, our food quality is really shit theres no denying that.
its not hard to find good food here, its just sp much easier to find terrible food here is all.
>>61494719
a lot of our cows are factory farmed cows so they feed them whatever random garbage the farm happens to have on hand. lots of corn, dried wheat/grass, soy.
sometimes they feed the cows literal garbage. like, literally garbage. also the cows live in enclosed spaces and wallow around in their own feces all day as well as the feces of other cows, hence why we feed them lots of antibiotics
>>61494846
shouldn't it be the other way around?
Typical example of how the media covered the referendum:
>Leader of the IMF and pretty much every economist says leaving the EU is a bad idea!
>But here's the guy who invented Dyson hoovers and he's in favour of leaving so yeah!
>>61494869
kind of feel sorry for him desu
>>61494863
Oh god
>>61494869
*vietnam flashbacks*
*all these american troops shooting at me*
>>61494863
only got a chub from this, step it up
>>61494905
top post
>>61494863
the janitor is foaming at the bit but he is powerless to do anything
>>61494897
You forgot project fear take back control
*vibrates into the reality where we stayed in the EU*
*vibrates back*
>>61494863
Err
get me a drink, bartender
>>61494818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AObAU-EcYE
this short video helped me a lot
its actually one of the easier lifts, everyone talks about it like its super complicated and it scared the shit out of me when i was newer to the gym.
i dont think you need to retract your shoulder blades when you're actually reaching down to grab the bar. your scapulae retract and you push your chest out when you're "finishing" off the lift.
>>61494905
Quality post
>>61494863
>the watermark
never noticed that, having a sensible chuckle
i want a cold wet glass with bubbles in it
Can you all please stop posting pictures
It crashes my computer when you do
>>61494990
Pretty sure he only ever posts OC too, never reposts the same webm
hmmmm ok well that showed me lol
>>61493665
Amazing edition
Amazing pic
Your post makes me really happy
Thank you
>>61494905
You saying he fought with the commies in Vietnam?
>>61494992
here you go
>>61494042
> No FT
Fuck off
Its not even owned by the times, its owned by nikkei ffs
>>61494977
ah yes the might of the british video game industry
resonance cascade incoming
recieved exactly £0.00 this week
>>61495047
Yes that's the joke
>>61494199
Hodor
got a call from some indian lad asking me to turn on my computer so he can fix it but i dont have a computer
weird
>>61495113
I fucking hate micks
>>61495113
Lol
>>61493930
think it's normiespeak for some guy employed by a band that's on tour
Is there a bigger red flag for a mindless drone runt than owning an iPhone?
>>61495067
alright janny
*vietnam flashbacks*
*it ain't me starts playing*
>>61494818
Position your feet halfway past the bar. Bend over and grab it THEN lower your hips till your shins touch the bar. Tighten your your upper body with spine straight, pull your shoulders back as much as you can comfortably, you don't need to pinch them. Remember you have a lot of weight pulling them forward. Stand up straight driving with heels as opposed to "unbending" your back. When you drop the weight break at the hips first. Watch rippetoes videos. Your hips shouldn't be very low.
>>61495200
hmm...
Robbie Williams ft. Big narstie lads
*rapes*
>>61495131
Sir there is a problem with your windows? Same type of Indian fucker rang me a few months ago? Told him I have Linux but kept insisting I turn on my Microsoft windows to fix the virus.
>>61494818
270 degrees, lock all of your joints
>>61495214
Also don't swing back. Just stand up straight and firm.
>>61495155
Got my phone through work and I CANNOT believe I'm being labelled a runt
>>61495152
FOY
>>61495200
what did he do? suck that black guys dick?
>>61495113
But he didn't fight in Vietnam that's a lie
beware, if you travel to north east somerset,
you're in for a scare
>>61495256
they get you to install some sort of proxy program, control it remotely and blackmail you to get everything back.
if they call you tell them to go fuck their goat mothers or something
Lads I think I could unironically heem Connor McGregor
He's an auschwitz-mode manlet who fights other "men" of similar size and weight classes exist for a reason because an untrained giant will always destroy a skilled midget
I'm 5'11" 16st so I'm significantly bigger and stronger than Connor McGregor to the point where it would overcome his skill
>>61495279
Is Greenland not a fucking shithole
What sort of food do you even have at your shops and what's your job?
>>61495155
Getting an iPhone next for this exact reason lol
>>61495300
*shoots at them from the back of a jeep*
>>61495289
yes, he got raped by a pack of niggers when he was a kid and has been sucking black cocks since.
leader of the alt-right, everyone
>>61495289
Yes and got an anal creampie from him. Milo is a bottom for black men only he openly states this and has had his lovers up on st
>>61495300
thats just some #lads on a big night out
>>61495328
post bod
>>61495300
Still want to know what the actual fuck this is all about, absolute scenes
>>61495200
AIDS?
>>61495328
I'd like to see you try desu
>>61495333
>greenland
>>61495333
>Greenland
>>61495328
nah he'd kick the shit out of you lmao
>>61495328
>manlets calling other people manlets
>>61495391
It's the thing where they start bobbing up and down that I'm most curious about
Why the fuck
Morality doesn't require a God. Apart from our own ego, nothing else likely determines your existence.
>tfw youre always trying to be a nice and positive person and life keeps shitting all over you
whats the point of living
>>61495297
>>61495333
Please support disabled Irish children
>>61495460
That wasn't a very positive comment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J5_NyR4CTk
fact: Kilimanjaro isn't even an achievement to climb, call anyone a fraud who talks about it with pride.
>>61495328
same i would heem him as well
>tfw you wrestle him to the ground and then suck his dick and he taps out
>>61494499
depends what that agreement is, cunt. in all likelihood at this point we're going to end up in the single market, and then the pound is going to blow up.
here's my exit plan:
1. stay in the single market, pay into the science funding pool. get whatever concessions on immigration are possible, i.e. not granting citizenship after x years unless they are earning a certain amount, giving incentives to employers to hire working class brits.
2. create trade deals with all relevant economies: US, CN, AUS, NZ, BR, IN, CN, JP, SWI, etc, etc.
3. GTFO the single market once they become an even smaller proportion of our external trade.
Good to see people are recognising my pretending to be retarded gimmick
>>61495333
It's pretty cold all year but summers alright and its quite scenic most of the time. Normal food really aside from our local dishes ofc. I run my own business selling fishing supplies.
>>61495482
ermm ehhh umm i mean
Gotta keep hangin' in there!! xP
>>61495445
>>61495300
>>61495391
What the fuck is the thing that appears on the left of the screen right at the end
Scary
>>61495494
fact: being 190cm tall isn't even an achievement, call people who are that height handicapped
>>61495515
>my pretending to be retarded gimmick
ok triggered, it's been around forever u fuck face.
>>61495460
Stay positive mate, keep working and don't back down. Think of the long term and understand that there are ups and downs but once the full circle has come around, you'll achieve wonders.
>tfw eating a chocolate that has "made in poland" on the label
am i fucked? are poles dirty chocolatiers?
finally killed that fucking fly
>>61495569
Yeah youve perfected it except you aren't pretending anymore you mentally deficient spastic
>>61495531
>implying positivity can't be authentic
Find God la
>>61495592
Kill yourself for supporting thst country. You eat Cadburys exclusively now, ok? DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME?!
>>61495592
Fat bald British man will be round to beat you to a pulp shortly
>>61495618
'God' is a crotch for those who are too weak to accept that life is meaningless.
>>61495659
how big is the bulge
>>61495460
just stop being a giant pussy and keep on going desu. wade through shit and come out to the other side to quickly glance at the people who drowned in it before you move again.
only easy day was yesterday and all that
why do the main tories seem to want us to stay in the single market
there is literally no way we can do this without free movement of people
Mogg and Farage know that staying in this single market is bad, but every other Brexiteer doesn't seem to realise this yet
WAKE ME UP
need a qt gf to cuddle
>>61495256
oh? was it rajeesh? he gave me his number for when i got a computer seems like a nice helpful fellow
>>61495659
>too weak to accept that life is meaningless.
is it really meaningless?
Don't get rude pham BOX IN YA MOUT
>>61495614
trying 2 hard to be funny m8.
it's ironic anyways as well all know Ireland is known for incest.
>>61495596
Funny that considering if I too had killed a tiny pathetic insect, you wouldn't be here
>>61495694
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>'God' is a crotch for those who are too weak to accept that life is meaningless.
>>61495694
he really should start looking after his health a bit better, he looks ghastly
>>61495703
Yes, doesn't make it worthless, simply means there is no light at the end of the tunnel. Which is what many base their existence and hope on.
>>61495738
He looks fine, healthy cheeks.
>>61495583
Hot desu
