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Gf shat in the club edition
Posting in british thread
araca
>>61496459
girls don't do this
i brought this gf shitting in club gimmick to /brit/ months ago
im issuing a cease and desist. Janittor we have a problem.
his intention must not be realised
Coca Cola now only being sold in 1.75 litre bottles yet there is no difference in the price. A 500ml bottle in the local garage is €1.65 (€3.30 per litre!).
I bought a Terrys Chocolate Orange bar yesterday and thought it felt a bit thing, the thing is down to 35g…I never looked at the weight of an older bar I thought they were about 48g as standard. The thing felt like a fun size bar of chocolate. The prime example is the size of the roses tins year on year but it feels as if it’s accelerating. Also things like Cornettos are a shadow of their former self.
I’m wouldn’t be struggling money wise but I hate getting ripped off, and that’s what’s happening. We are getting ripped off in plain sight and there really isn’t much we can do about it.
Any examples you can think of?
yasuho hirose
>>61496505
Confirmed for being the janny
It wasn't even NSFW
>>61496505
holy fuck janny actually pulled through
good on you janny. Extra 10% to your paycheck?
enjoying a big bowl of condoms.
twirling them around my fork like spaghetti
#feeltheBern
>>61496513
freddos
>>61496513
refuse to buy 1.75l bottles
will settle for supermarket own brand if i have to
>>61496449
well I don't want versace, it needs to be under 60 quid.
>>61496429
Just says
BLACK Made from Codura Polyester which is a very durable material synonymous with military Wear from around the world.
doing a post
>>61496582
omedetou
waking up at 3.30 yes i see
good
very impressive even
this kills the /brit/
*kickstarts the bants*
my wife's sons have made a mess of the garage again after being riled up by the good word of the lord
trying my best
water spirit gf is out with her thunder demigod physical bf
hope everything is going okay
whys this so dead tonight?
Also so many daddy long legs in my room grim
Got in bed 2 hours 43 minutes ago
Only now trying to go asleep
Will refresh again in a few minutes to see if this post received any yous
>>61496978
>daddy long legs
got a moth
my moth > your daddy long legs
>>61496988
here you go m8 (You)
sleep tight pupp3r
>>61497025
>>61497020
Appreciated, right back at (you)
>Leave Juncker to me
go to sleep
>>61497001
moran
>>61497016
Yes my daddy long legs will eat your moth
>>61497066
>>61497001
lol
Is there anything more smug than softly teasing the GF about finding other girls attractive?
Helps keep her on her toes too, can't let her think she's the only option.
>>61497083
>>61497167
>replying to posts that don't exist
Fucking retards lol, I'm laughing right at you tbqhfam (to be be quiet honest family)
>>61497173
Better yet pretend you're bisexual, then there's twice the competition
not a fan of these lazy threads
>>61497088
don't know why you would say such a thing since moths are obviously better haha
Just seen these teen girls talking about sending nudes on facebook where everyone can see it
slags
http://www.redbubble.com/people/plonty/works/22266659-dont-blame-me-i-voted-remain
>>61496459
Ey lads watching Kin-Iro Mozaic and Im up to episode 3. STILL. NO. KAREN. I only watched this shit for some nationalistic waifu when does she get some scenes?
almost had a big cum but then realised i didn't want to clean up so i quickly brought up youtube and watched a pokemon video that was in my suggestion box for some reason
>>61497367
nvm kids she just showed up. Animu is offically not shite anymore
>>61497412
>>61497367
>watching anime
lad....
>>61497412
look forward to many karen posts from you lad
These are exciting times, we'll now learn if /pol/ is right or not because at the end of the day very few people have an idea about the effects of the decision.
But for now... patience, best of luck Brits!
jo cocks
>>61497382
really getting the urge over the last few days to play pokemon again
how do i make internet friends?
>>61497557
you're better off not
>>61497568
why?
>>61497557
hi :3
>>61497441
I know lad but I saw based Karen in the union jack jacket and I thought there'd be nationlistic waifu bants like Rommel from Girls Und Panzer
>>61497447
Need you to outline the rules for Karen posting my lad. Do I just post pics of based Karen or is there protocols in place?
Feel sick to the stomach every time I remember we've left the EU
>>61497582
are you my friend?!
>>61497577
they're not real friends
>>61497616
but it would be better than nothing, right?
>>61497616
I have met a guy I met from online a few times, he's a right laugh.
Not being a bender though
>>61497346
Well ive got about 5 dead moths on my laptop screen but I haven't got this big daddy yet so no, they're not.
Hear me out:
>buy Elder Scrolls Online
>£15 roughly
>potentially hundreds of hours of gameplay
>buy Telltale games Season 1 and 2
>£10 roughly
>probably about 20-30 hours of gameplay
>>61497703
pop scientists need to hang
>>61497648
why would you substitute meaningful fulfilling corporeal relationships with shallow online ones?
>>61497744
because i have found myself unable to form real life relationships with my peers
i am trying to fix it but it is slow going so i just want someone to talk to
>>61497703
people like this are so annoying and autistic desu
Just converted to Islam lads haha
>>61497585
there are no rules or protocols!
>>61497775
what's your skype
>>61497593
p-potentially :3
>>61497703
This then begs the question:
Who decides what weight to be given to different pieces of evidence?
>>61497697
>buy Elder Scrolls Online
ESO online is literal shite. Like actually not worth even getting for free
>buy telltale games Season 1 and 2
dont bother just watch them on youtube. Basically the same experience
>>61497697
You shouldn't rate entertainment by hours that just seems autistic, I pay £10 for spotify and basically always have it on but it doesn't mean I should pay more for it.
>>61497703
nice to see Winnie the Pooh supporting this motion desu
How about some cheeky Karen posting?
>>61497809
i don't have one
I can make one
>>61497821
lets be friends then
really want to play some vidya while im at my parents for the weekend. Unfortunately only macbooks here
>>61497840
lmao you pay more than we do for spotify
>>61497840
Haha I only pay £9.99 you're getting ripped off kid
>>61497859
>Wartime documentart
>Dresden truly was a show of the worst of humanity, a city of no strategic importance, a city of innocents just going about their lives destroyed in order to prove a point. So much lost for no, true gain
>MFW thinking of Dresden
>>61497895
>Dresden truly was a show of the worst of humanity, a city of no strategic importance, a city of innocents just going about their lives destroyed in order to prove a point. So much lost for no, true gain
If you can't handle the bants don't take a chance
>>61497898
What makes someone feel proud of the murder of of thousands of innocent women and children?
>>61497865
do that then and post it here so i can send you unsolicited dick pics
Hnng
>>61497859
Y E S
Made this image today, your thoughts?
Just got a free (You) from someone replying to the wrong post lads. Was an anime nonce though so won't be returning the favour
>>61497925
good vector image
Imagine if you were mentally ill enough to enjoy anime? lmao
weebs out
fucking gayest, most autistic shit on earth
>avatarfagging
>>61497859
>>61497898
>>61497911
>>61497925
>>61497983
nice chinese monkeys
>>61497997
fuck off micked you utter cretin
>>61497997
>>61497992
yanks out
Why are you still up? Why am I still up for that matter.
I can hear the birds waking.
>>61498011
I bloody love Karen!
Privatise the NHS if i'm being completely honest. Private ownership cuts the fat and waste of bloated government programs.
figured out an easy way to spot samefag if you are suspicious. Just report both posts and it will tell you that you already reported someone with that IP
get the fuck out weebs rrrreeeeeeeee
>>61497992
>>61497997
>>61498008
WTF I love yanks now
>>61498037
cute chinese monkey LMAO
apparently there are some people on /pol/ who identify themselves as national socialists
they're not even memeing. some of them are british.
very amused by this.
there are at least 3 karenposters here
>>61498046
welcome to literally 2009
>>61498044
Yeah our private dental industry is respected around the world we should have the NHS reach the same high quality
PS
KAREN
whhhhoooooooaaaa!
Karen is falling!
>>61498047
Make me. Pic related is you, you cunt.
The UK is gripped by the greatest constitutional crisis since the second world war and you guys act like everything is fine. Why is this?
the best bit about posting anime... is how irate the normies get
>>61498087
>>61498086
>>61498083
>>61498073
>>61498098
i want to fuck those chinese monkeys 4 g0d
Joe Cocks
>>61498097
>The UK is gripped by the greatest constitutional crisis since the second world war
says who?
>>61498098
I don't like anime but I love Karen
>>61498113
An hero. fuck off.
ssssshhhhhhhhh karen is sleeping
>>61498098
Its the main reason to post Anime desu
>>61498147
>>61498140
puttin my dick in her mouth would be awesome xd
>>61498081
Found a good way to download music. Just go to limewire.com
>1 in 10 Chinese are now diabetic due to rapid urbanization, approaching American rate
>>>/sp/69072638
we're getting bullied on /sp/ again lads
>>61498115
the people who rightly claim scotland may vote to leave and northern ireland faces an upsurge in conflict and division
haha gf is literally laughing at the fact that grown men are posting these pictures of these little girl cartoons
>>61498180
God save the Karen
do people typically use their real name on skype?
>>61498098
You shouldn't enjoy making people angry anon
though it's true they're similar to tumblr in the regard that they should learn to cope with the world, not for the world to change so they can cope.
>>61498098
i'm not a normie and watched some animes but animeposting just makes me want to puke
>>61498201
doxxable info
>>61498195
>we
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>61498202
>>61498200
stop, i am havin a boner :s
>>61498210
animeposting is fun!
gf can't stop laughing about these anime virgins. shes cuming too haha were having sex lol something youll never do
>>61498220
Why are bongs so fucken' hot mates? I mean holy shit... pic semi-related...
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
karen
a
r
e
n
Fucking hell my computer is making a weird devilish noise whenever now. Fucking freaked me out.
>>61498251
post some kpop while you're at it lad
>>61498273
keeping the genes pure by only ever breeding with people from the same village
ahhh my dick
>>61498294
kpop is poo
>>61498283
It's a cyber ghost
falling in love with a 6'1 bird
I'm 5'9
might off myself
cuming in my gfs mouth as were laughing about these animefags. literally cumming as im typing this
>>61498331
>I'm 5'9
Getting my daily dose of Sargon lads
>>61498331
the taller a girl is the less particular she is about height
except if she is american because american girls seem to all have the disney princess complex
birdcucks will be at it again soon lads
any minute now
>>61498334
>My gf's
where's the proofs?
>>61498379
where's toot?
gf is still laughing as shes cleaning out her pussy from my cum cause she gave me head until i came in her pussy
contemplating whether i should do a drunk
this is my favorite karen image on my hard drive
rate
>>61498369
stop please
>>61498379
she's a chink
>>61498392
>>61498326
>>61498303
>>61498405
that is a cute chinese monkey
is fashion circular? why are rompers, high waisted shorts, and jumpsuits popular for grills again?
>>61498389
*unzips dick*
here
take it all you slut
>>61498402
>2015
>plus one year
>not converting to based islam and posting karen
wish the english speaking world could just get along and block all foreigners out tbqh
>>61498409
t. 60% white
>>61498437
post it haha
>wake up
>in puddle of sweat
>flatmate has stolen fan
i will not hesitate to punch a bitch
>>61498445
the world is english speaking you xenophobic poof
>>61498446
>slovenia
that's a country? lmao
>>61497826
I like making choices based off what I'd do in real life though.
Also I don't really know any good Youtubers that do playthroughs.
>>61498430
yeah, there seems to always be two previous periods from which fashione emerges again. it's been very much 50's/60's prep dominate on top of 80's/90's shit.
in about 10 years i think it will be 00's shit.
>>61498477
fuck off foreigner
>>61498430
really makes you think doesn't it
really miss the early morning squidposter lads
maybe the best poster these threads have ever seen
>>61498498
make
me
if we had gladiator deathmatch in some sort of closed off fenced area i would tear all of you to shreds if i'm being tbf famalam
cuming in my gfs arse now as shes laughing at these anime fags
>>61498524
what about some
early
morning
K A R E N
toot >>>>>> karen >>>>>> the rest
>>61498537
fuck off foreigner.
smelling like indonesia
>>61498555
nice triples alejandro
>>61498580
smelling like 60% white...
>>61498537
yeah but you're forgetting that i never leave home without my fence ending katana
i would tear that fucker to smithereens, destroying the only enironment you could defeat me
>>61498554
karenposters are all very good lads but the squidposter was unique
>>61498596
(i concede) desu
>>61498583
my name is alberto, not alejandro
>>61498628
post toot
>>61498622
unique how?
>the slavshit thinks he's white
doing a laugh
>>61498628
good now fuck off foreigner
>>61498596
DEPORT YANKS OUT OF /BRIT/
FUCK OFF YANKS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSK8gqhELB0
>>61498637
slavs are whiter than americans
>>61498622
cute pirate
>slavs are whiter than americans
>>61498645
i've literally only seen videos of women and feminine men complain about brexit
>>61498641
nah
thanks for proposing though xxx
>>61498636
you could always tell which posts were his. truly he had mastered the art of animeposting
>>>/pol/79243005
opinions on my post?
compliments only please.
>>61498672
Duh, Slavs are whiten americans
>>61498541
>tfw girls take selfies of themselves like that
>tfw guys take selfies on themselves shitting and after injuries
lmao
post toot x
imaging being a BRITISH poster posting in a TRUMP general ahahahahahaha imagine how fucking sad it must all be in your life hahahahahah
*posts on /brit/ at 4 in the morning*
>>61498701
was it because he attached a squid to each of his posts?
>>61498718
But they are. Yanks can fuck off of this thread.
>>61498696
marry him already ya poof
>>61498773
>posting a loli here
woah pedophile scum
>>61498779
huh huh
i'll be keeping the ring though
>>61498796
She's like 21 mah friend...
My gf mah friend...
>>61498766
no it was more than that
my favourite of his posts was when he cooked a pizza and then threw it in the bin because it was overcooked because his dad was in the kitchen and he was scared to go and get it
haha
wish i grew up in america in the 70's
she wants a man from brum
>>61498813
>My gf
where is the evidence
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sleep schedule is fucked again isn't it lads haha
why does this keep happening haha
haha
>>61498842
and you just want a mans bum
>>61498841
>>61498842
Yanks can gtfo
>>61498867
fa.m, she's got a man but she don't give a damn cuz she wants a man from brum
jsut woke my mum up from screaming about how much i hate women
I can't take hiding how I feel anymore!
Nigel Farage is EXTREMELY handsome and I would love to go on a date with him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK6Pz3jBmy0
inspiring tune from the united kingdom i wanted to share with you
>>61498861
ajeiiiiiiiiiiiithUGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
do normies really have sex every weekend?
>>61498865
wheyyy same lad
aren't we a wacky pair
just snorted 50mg dihydrogen monoxide lads
>>61498861
>>61498934
i apologise profusely for these posts
i let my emotions best me
now let me say this to you
to my captive audience
NEVER AGAIN WILL I ALLOW MY HEART TO PLAY MY VOCAL CHORDS
NEVER AGAIN SHALL I FAIL YOU
thank you for listening
emotional eric
I need some new jeans
bit gay
Things that must be culled from /brit/:
Anime
Anime
Action posting
Runt posting
Americans pretending to be British
Americans
Mexicans
Can someone explain anime to me? Why would a grown man enjoy watching cartoons about prepubescent Japanese schoolgirls?
>>61499043
>action posting
that means every australian poster
you literally cucked yourself
*lulz*
>>61498941
every day actually
>>61499043
there is literally only one mexican
hay literalmente solo uno mexicano
>>61499043
*ignores post*
bugger off you weapon
>>61499043
I second this.
BTW, Rate my poetry
We see the dead bodies cluttered in our path but yet we negate their presence, we overlook this vexation since we care less about the dead. I can only drink bleach in full fledged sorrow along with a gallon of arsenic sauce to wash it down thy throttle to live well in this day and age.
>>61499094
haha! XD loved it dude
>>61499094
bent
>>61499125
how do i get a galway gf?
the aussie really loves me
>fucking ICELAND
Is it time to privatise the government?
History shows very clearly that government creates waste through inefficiency that is only tolerated because they hold a monopoly on force
History also shows that private enterprise seeks to become as efficient as possible in order to remain not only competitive but to remain in existence entirely
This privatisation would lead to an enormous amount of wealth moving throughout the marketplace that was once tied up in a bureaucratic morass
>>61499140
mi pendejo
>>61499138
what's your land frontage like?
>>61499065
it's gone too far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YkLPxQp_y0
did Current Year Man cover this event well?
>>61499191
>land frontage
literally what?
>>61499140
Your number one enemy on 4chan is Brits
*BRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP*
>>61499226
>>61499216
>>61499207
when do you go back to school
>>61499226
Not a scat lad myself but wish I had a gf who would fart around me just for the implied intimacy.
business idea: having the yanks post no more
i am the best poster here
>>61499274
see ya in a week, fuckwit
Dire Straits is a criminally underrated band
How can one interpret a language without being able to speak it?
>>61499294
>he has static ip
>tfw brit/pol/ sends letters to Farage and Mogg and sometimes get handwritten replies
why are nationalists so cute? :3
>>61499294
newfuck, hang yourself
>>61499274
LMAO GET BANNED FAGGUT
Decided to ditch the only ever wear black hoodie and sweat pants look. Gonna buy these, these are alright right? The tops aint to chavvy?
>>61499313
blow me
>>61499332
you first, autismo
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36655421
honestly what the fuck is wrong with yanks
(yes, canadians are yanks)
>>61499274
How do school holidays work in America? Do you just get that long three month block off in the summer and that's it?
Here we have a week or two off for half term and then 6 weeks off in summer.
We have bank holidays off too.
>>61499353
FOB
>>61499195
I'm getting sick of seeing this faggot get posted.
>i have a "look"
>>61499369
winter break for a few weeks around christmas and major holidays
plus a week of spring break
>>61499369
here we get a week off in the fall, two weeks off for christmas, and a week off in the spring, then a two month break between grade levels
>>61499379
Free on board?
Fresh off the boat?
>>61499369
>6 weeks
lmao
>>61499404
>fall
fuck off yank
>>61499353
don't spend this kind of money on asos-brand clothing
>>61499353
>sweat pants
Fuck off yank.
>>61499407
fuck off billionaire
>>61499415
what's the matter buddy?
you say "audumb"?
>>61499419
Its actually quite good, I have loads of asos tshirts and they wash and iron really well
>>61499423
They're called that in england as well you know? Or joggers
>>61499423
nippin out to tescos in me joggers innit
billionaires bring jobs
>>61499433
Oh right, 100 quid isnt much for 4 shirts and some jeans is it?
>>61499451
they're called cottons here you east yank
>>61499408
Yes, having less education is something to be proud of in Australia, it explains a lot actually.
havin a wank lads
a wella, wella, wella uhn
tell me more
tell me more
Lads I was skinny last month and now I have a flabby stomach
>>61499451
>>61499454
They are called jogging trousers or jogging bottoms, you yank twats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga5JrN9DrVI
>>61499483
>>61499518
they're called tracky bottoms or just trackies you yank twats
>>61499408
>>61499493
it was 6 weeks for me too tbf, this cunt must live in some meme state like NSW
>>61499518
CANT YOU SEE MY FLAG EH
I'm british eh
sometimes i think i look alright and then other times i just think i'm hideous
never been called ugly so i think i might just be depressed
>>61499550
nah qld
public schools would get 6, we'd always get at least 7 if not 8
>>61499515
FOY
ok just spent 100 quid on clothes. got free next day delivery though, which is good
>>61499566
>never been called ugly
fuck off turbo normie
>>61499437
afoy foy
>>61499541
Yeah, if you're a chav.
i'm mexican
>>61499369
During the fall semester there is usually a fall break that is maybe a Friday ans a Monday off in the beginning of October, we then get the week of thanksgiving off
In the spring semester we get days off around Easter, somewhat like the fall break in that it is shorter and then we get Spring Break™ for a week and that time is used to go to Panama City Florida and go on a week-longer drug, alcohol, and sex fueled rampage
During this time it is imperative to avoid the sailors stationed in Panama City as they will be looking to pick fights with the drunken uni students
>>61499613
ay caramba
>>61499638
>fall
FOY
>>61499613
arriba!
me in the pic
>joggers
cotton ones
>trackies
polyester ones
>>61499536
Should have just gotten some Hob-Nobs instead 2bh.
>>61499659
i look better
having a wank
>>61499659
never noticed the chinky qt on the right until now
Might go to bed now?
Also my fish just bit me
>>61499729
inform it that you will cook and eat it if it does it again
>>61499696
I hadn't either
Good eye
>>61499691
We should team up to take down the liberals
>>61499759
Told him, hes just attacking his reflection.
Good old bettas
what is love?
baby don't hurt me
just spotted thainonce on /pol/
>>61499833
Link?
Did you know that Interpol isn't actually a police force but an information clearinghouse?
>>61499875
no it's a band
*turns /brit/ into a gay disco circa 1997*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVOIKsmXmLY
>>61499897
*fucks you in your pooey arse with no lube*
REAL house music
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-pgv48L-Ki0
haha very funny lads but i think it's time for a 5am new thread now.
>>61499983
go on then
