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cara
korean pop
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/4q920a/uk_a_racist_country/
Thoughts?
cara 2bh lads
FOOTLETS LEAVE
>>61436981
no they won't stop, might just take longer since they're getting so many applications
>>61437012
not this 2bh
have a very garrulous prostate that has been spasmodic for the past half-hour
any advice?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRetILyYgyo
if your feet aren't size 11 or over then FUCK OFF
Brexit was a mistake.
Time to beg for forgiveness.
Big Tom will bring all this in order
Cara
didn't go to the first day of class today and just slept instead haha what am i like??
Moved into my flat and unpacked lads
Dunno what to do with myself now
Got no internet apart from my 4G
Don't have a bed for 2 days either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui8Q_YIHWwk
>ywn spend and evening balls deep in Cara
cara
may are jezza persevere
>>61437075
Tom "exploring the ket world" Watson
my regret for brexit comes in waves
Sometimes I don't regret it, other times I'm gutted
>>61436985
Retards
>>61436985
Have people been under the impression that britain was a utopia before this referendum?
fools
*hits a lick*
>>61437075
>tfw Tom is leading the coup in secret
was at the brexit rally lads, ask me anything. Voted leave btw
Not being British means nothing to live for
Did someone say Cara?
>>61437165
Why
>>61437156
this man is far more 'unelectable' than corbyn
Drinking some Roobios redbush tea and eating some minions Haribo x
Haha
>>61437167
me playing dead in the ditch waiting for all this to blow over
theory: hate crimes haven't gone up, people are just reporting them more because it's so political
>>61437152
Racism literally didn't exist until Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson invented it to win the EU referendum
>>61437203
Me on the right
Lads, England is out of the Euros
How embarrassing
Lads I... I've fallen in love
With a girl
Who's on the Internet and doesn't know I exist
>Boaty McBoatface
>>61437152
Not only that, are they under the impression that the rest of the world is a utopia?
>>61437203
what other option do you have when your hand is glued and the fat guy keeps pulling?
>>61436961
newsography
"Sorry I have a boyfriend" - every woman in England aged 18-26
>>61437156
According to Guido that is indeed the case. He also masterminded Brown's coup against Blair. Brutal.
Still looks like he'll fail though.
>>61437239
Son, USA is our of the Copa America
How embarrassing
>>61437257
is it me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5EnVnD6MIc
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4c1_1467125778
>england
>white
lads what does it mean when a girl smiles at you?
is there a way of telling whether if they're just being polite or if they're interested in you?
>>61437257
shit. i thought brits had low standards
>>61437257
And who's a coalburner
>>61436985
Third comment thread was slightly interesting. Otherwise pretty standard hyperbole.
>>61437277
Fourth place finish isn't anything to be embarrassed about
tabbing out of porn to shitpost
i think i might have a low sex drive lmao
Who /comfy/ here?
In me trackies making tea after hard day of work watching holby with a glass of wine
The life right here
Will england single handedly cause the collapse of european civilization?
>>61437183
I cant remember anything other than the Falkirk stuff and refusing to apologise for calling Leon Brittan a paedo after it had been proven he was not. Other than him being a 'gamer' i cant see anything worse than Corbyn desu
>>61437271
Wew. I guessed he just jumped on the bandwagon
>>61437269
>"Sorry I have a boyfriend" - every woman in England aged 18-26
better to get 'em young, lads. defile them as much as possible then and impreg them as well and never look back. this is my only lesson to you all
having suicidal thoughts again lads haha
>>61437298
>"I hope that this weirdo fucks off"
>>61437304
Only in football senpai
>t. angela rorkel
rate my new insult lads
Me on the left
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tSaOvd20sM
>>61437334
Make your mind up, are you having tea or wine?
Any one of you fine lads got that image showing Jews Christians and Sikhs as highest percentage voting leave with blacks and Muslims the lowest
When I listen to Queen I imagine being Freddie Mercury up there on stage with the crowd in my hands and I rock their world
>>61437086
>mancs
not even once
>>61437257
boxxy?
>>61437204
Kek
>>61437380
me watching this country burn after brexit
might have a xanny to calm the nerves
>>61436961
Iceland tbph
>>61437308
She's not a coalburner m8 stop spreading lies
>>61437086
Im telling you. Rorkes and public transport dont mix. No clue why
>>61437012
>>61437077
>>61437175
these 2bh
>>61437152
Middle class twats forgot that working class people even existed. They thought they were zoo animals that you farmed Labour votes from. Unfortunately for them they have learned that we don't just mindlessly do what they tell us to do.
>>61437384
FUCKING SOUTHERNER
>>61437506
literally this
>>61437480
i guess you and england are 2-1 brothers now
>>61437470
I've become dependent on them to even function haha x
"Brexit Regret" is NOT a thing.
It is a meme perpetuated by the media to try and swing things to Remain if they get a second referendum.
1% of brexiteers are unhappy with the referendum result
4% of remainers are happy with the result
Do not fall for the lies and media propaganda and fear 2.0
loooooooooool haha
>>61437394
who doesnt?
>>61437519
based on their voting they have the intellect of zoo animals.
Brexit regretter here ama
>>61437547
>women
>>61437525
FUCK OFF YOU POORTHERN CHIMP
>>61437547
haha dumb dumbs
>>61437489
She fucked a black and is now dating a T*rk
doing a poo
>>61437547
>women
>iceland has an app to help avoid incest when picking someone up
>>61437480
AEIOU
>>61437571
what should I have for dinner
>>61437592
brexit was a silly idea
all we've done is lost power and now it looks like our country will be lead by bojo or Theresa 'hitler' may
>>61437542
so very valiant in the face of media corruption
>>61437394
A gay paki who died of AIDS is NOT our national treasure
>>61437547
>when she fell back in
was not prepared for that
>>61437547
hahah how the fuck
>>61437547
i bet they blamed the patriarchy for this
are theresa
>>61437542
I voted leave and have regret
>>61437663
potatoes
>>61437663
spaghetti carbonara
>>61437701
>>61437537
Losing to you was our privilege
>>61437658
Hahahahaha no way
Just makes it more embarrassing that a country like that Merked us Tbh
brexit regretter here ama
pro-tip: i regret brexit didn't happen sooner
if a girl says she misses me, does that mean she's in to me?
>>61437542
7% of leave voters regret it according to Survation
>>61437701
can't wait til she's pm and i will just call every lefty a sexist if they critisise her
remember a few weeks ago when every irish poster was replied to with "potato famine"
lol
Just got my medical marijuana card lads
>>61437756
you are making me teary
>>61437695
Ermm nah they probably didn't, you unfunny reddiitor.
>>61437658
>ethnic purity is bad
M8, their nation is basically one big royal family. They live in Miscellania from Runescape.
>Jeremy Hunt is considering running for PM
>>61437663
Cigarettes
>Theresa May
RIP British police force
Every man for himself
http://news.sky.com/story/1718871/explosions-and-gunfire-at-istanbul-airport
ALL ABOARD THE HABBENING TRAIN
>>61437777
You could tell her to check them sweet numbers yo
>>61437801
Good luck against France lad
>>61437810
>le meme junior doctor man
not_gonna_happen.gif
>>61437805
strawman, not an argument
>>61437701
>anti-gay criminilization
>snoopers charter
>anything that makes you happy is now illegal
fuck her
fuck her with her with an unsolved rubix sube
>>61437752
Thank fuck, I hope this is true. She's our best chance at not triggering Article 50.
Who else /nonwhite/ here? I'm brown and I've literally never experienced racism from anyone in my 22 years, white or otherwise.
I'm seriously starting to suspect that these people who insist they receive regular racist abuse are mentally-ill fantasists
>>61437752
No Mogg we riot
2-1
alri lads
>>61437836
Thanks
>>61437872
She was a reluctant remainer, she will invoke article 50 still
>>61437873
Fuck off paki haha
>>61437873
Could be hypersensitivity/ people who see and hear what they want to hear.
Sort of like moody women who take everything as an insult just so they can be angry.
>>61437887
I will riot with you but for wildly different reasons
>tfw no anti-Irish PM gf
>>61437873
Nigger. There you go m8.
>>61437818
do we get a gestapo instead?
Struggling to finish my tea lads can someone provide some encouragement please
>>61437873
I'm gay and recieve homophobic abuse every time I go out
>>61437823
send them the NHS
>>61437873
t. Steve from Dorset
>>61437873
Unironically can't comprehend not being White
>>61437873
i have red hair and i got called a carrot top one time
fucking brexiters
>>61436968
lol fuckin pencil limbs on that one m8
>I rank j.r. mogg
Someone parked in my reserved parking space for my flat ROOOOOOO
corbyns new young, female and socialist cabinet is a fine way of proving you represent the working class.
him refusing to stand down despite 80% of his party wanting him out is definitely not grossly undemocratic and not at all typical of a communist autocrat
>>61438056
Why would you initialise 'Rees' when it's double-barrelled? Literal pleb
>>61437973
are you with your gay lover or do you wear a t-shirt that says "fudge packer"?
Haven't experienced racism myself but my wife's son got called a wog in nandos yesterday
>>61437752
nice
bojo out
giving life an honest go lads
just remembered that ian watkins literally bummed a baby wtf
>>61438097
not really, just my crop top and hot pants
granted I do try to grabbed every man's arse I meet, ever the opportunist haha
>>61438119
are you serious lad? Do you know about Theresa may?
>Tom Watson put halfway down despite being Deputy Leader
http://www.labour.org.uk/people/filter/c/shadow-cabinet
The saltiness is unbearable
have no motivation to watch any of my 500 unwatched films at all
get 5 minutes in then close it, have no attention span
>>61436985
I'm actually quite shocked and embarrassed myself at what we've seen these past few days desu.
>>61438037
She's got a willowy figure which is very sophisticated and elegant
you fat shitschnitzel
>>61438166
post your mubi
>>61437628
>I told the pillow to get on the ground and it actually did it
MOGGY MOGGY MOGGY
canada needs your help lads
>>61438166
you obviously don't enjoy film so why do you have an unwatched list? and why is it 500 fucking films?
>>61438119
How's he portrayed in the media in your part la?
>>61438198
>Tfw no Trudeau bf/pm
>>61438234
mentally ill runt
>>61436985
We're not racist, it's just there are too many wogs.
>>61438203
utter meme politician
not a fan of people being racist towards poles and east asians and such. they're ok people who try to fit in.
muslims on the other hand. fuck them. all this hate should be directed at them and their toxic death cult.
K-On is entry tier anime desu
>>61438234
best post in the thread
dropping out of life and society
>>61438198
There is literally nothing wrong with Justin Trudeau. He's based.
Not sure how any man could admit to his family that he likes getting fucked up the arse by other men 2bh.
>Ahh don't worry, it's important you get what you're looking for - otherwise what's the point?
>Let me know exactly what you are into - I like specifics.
>I'm free from 4pm on Saturday, does that work for you?
-
4pm Saturday works for me.
What's the address? all I can find is that it's in Eccles.
I'm not 100% sure what I'm into, just that
I'd like to worship your feet (both with and without stockings)
I want to be fucked with a strapon
Humiliation/degradation - I think I'd prefer degradation as it's more extreme it's more likely to make me feel something.
I guess if you could work in some faceslapping, OTK spanking and body worship into a one hour session that wouldn't go a miss either. They're just things I'd like to try but I'm not really that into them.
Regarding an outfit, a "Pretty little-girl dress" as described on your website.
Yeah, I know it doesn't really seem to fit the contents of the session I'm requesting, it's interesting though but if you'd rather not that's fine.
Absolutely no idea what kind of role play/scenario I'd want, if any.
>>61438138
good on you m8
>There is literally nothing wrong with Justin Trudeau. He's based.
>>61436985
>That commenting saying that the far right isn't rising across Europe and that it is purely a UK phenomenon
That is astonishingly stupid
>>61438198
weedman is great
the world needs more people like him
>>61438273
t. 17 year old tory
>>61438301
That's because you don't know how good it feels.
>>61438273
t. Jakub Wang
>>61438350
hello rasheed
>i'm pro eu because i am anti white
>>61438092
t. j.r. mogg
>>61438367
hi :3
>>61438355
Except I literally do. I also know how emasculating the experience is.
>>61438370
????
Pakis voted out to get rid of the Poles and make way for more Paki immigrants
>>61437069
that's not UK's way as I know it, la. You should go out and conquer, start with the middle east, engage in the conflict, colonize it and then move on to the rest of the world. and don't stop after you have colonized the world again, go colonize Mars and beyond!!
>>61438398
>emasculating
willy feels funny thinking about this haha
>>61438398
*Puts on strap-on*
Bend over bender
>>61438273
so progressive
>>61438169
>willowy figure which is very sophisticated and elegant
some of the most "sophisticated and elegant" people, to your your fedora terminology, have been 6'+ and built like oxen. There can be grace in strength as well, m8, without looking like a shapeless 12 yo
>>61438370
dat cranium
>>61437873
fuck off paki
just because you're looking at some titties doesn't mean you have to suck on the nip nips
Doing a steal /brit/'s memes in retaliation for my Polish brothers.
literally do not care about racism 2bh
>>61438273
desu
Who's gonna be the new England manager lads?
Not a fan of minorities 2bh
>>61438503
Are nige
>>61438503
you
>>61438503
my arse
>>61438479
what did lindy vote?
not a fan of racists 2bh
>>61438479
lindybeige is the most middle class person on the planet
>>61438479
t. middle class foreigner
>muslims on the other hand. fuck them. all this hate should be directed at them and their toxic death cult.
>>61438503
Just saw David Cameron down at the JobsCentre
>>61438503
Guess who's back
Back again
I'm a fan of racism 2bh
>>61438545
He was Leave before it was cool and he never changes his mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1rqUs5YlKE
>>61438565
>JobsCentre
t. Middle class white male
>cat's not been seen all day
he's old and probably deaf, I'm worried
lads this leave vote turned all our model, immigrant loving citizens into massive racists
wtf how could this happen
CCTV from the turkish airport
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466513229096.webm
>Lindybeige
>>61438630
come back catto
>>61438609
ngl, never been to one
>>61438503
arry
nothing worse than the feeling after being anally buggered and asking yourself what your parents would think of you
>>61438606
such a good lad
Corbyn's going to sink the party isn't he
>>61438630
worst feeling
>>61438503
Alan Curbishley
>>61438681
I wouldn't know you fucking poofta
>>61438681
think this sums it up nicely
>>61438701
TOM WATSON
O
M
W
A
T
S
O
N
>>61438646
Fuck off nonce
>>61438528
Does that mean you're applying for statehood?
>>61438681
You should have been there when I introduced my parents to my waifu. I thought people were supposed to be 'tolerant' these days?
>Top Gear USA canceled
Surprised it lasted as long as it did, that show was complete shit
I voted leave because of Sargon
>>61438646
I can't stop watching.
>>61438681
got caught fucking my arsehole with the handle of a gold club once. Luckily it was only my brother and he laughed it off. Never did anything like that since.
youtube auto-generated subtitles getting pretty good
>>61438812
fuck lol
>>61438646
Guess they've been getting a lot of immigrants from Asia
>>61438812
My mum found my dildo once
I am very disapointed in you all.
>lindyBeige
business idea: shove an umbrella up my arse and open it
>>61437086
I thought "chavs" was just a meme. He's literally "ill fukn rek u m8 swer on me mams grave u paki nigger"
>>61438812
>a gold club
Fucking rich gays
>>61438912
that would be extremely painful
COMMUNISM
Comrade Corbyn lads
ye
>>61438937
you're a big guy
>>61438873
i used my ex-gf's mum's dildo on my ex-gf once. she thought it was weird but still did it, the horny sket
How do you feel about David Mitchell?
business idea:
detonate several nuclear warheads over britain as a form of brexit-damage-control. whatever will be the result, it will be better than what will happen to britain otherwise.
life idea: stop screwing up
>>61437086
average /pol/ user
Business idea: let a hot guy stick his big, thick, veiny cock inside my arse and fuck me while I moan like the cockhungry little slut I am
>>61438971
*Puts willy in your bum*
for you
>>61439018
Bit gay
>>61438984
that mitchell and webb look and peep show is great
>>61439014
and you're the beta yank
>watching GoT finale
>that dedicated part of the precious hour to Sam the cuck and his wife's son
Reeèee
so can we legally attack Polish people on the streets now or what?? :L
>>61438961
Not really, /brit/ just seems more bizarre than usual tonight.
>>61438923
Chavs are basically like niggers in the US.
>have spent literally the entire time since getting home from work on the phone to EE offshore call centres getting nowhere + looking up the issue online
It is now 21:00 and I need to start thinking about getting ready for bed so I can function tomorrow. Such is the life of a wageslave.
>>61438945
m8 these are pretty much school uniforms
business idea:
a nazi-themed fastfood chain serving the "Big Rommel" or the "Mixed Mussolini Slurpee"
>>61439018
i'd like to see you pitch that one on dragon's den lad
>>61439054
my dad once told me a really funny Icelandic tv show. made in the last 5 years or so. forgotten its name though. any ideas what it could be?
>>61438981
fuck off you disgusting rat
*racially abuses you*
>>61439100
what was it about?
>>61439073
it's because there's more americans than usual
foy
me playing with the pets haha
Bone Cancer
>The study also revealed that the average 'middle class' Briton holds down a full-time job earning a salary of £24,744.
KEEEK what
That's like the average graduate starting salary
>>61439108
*gets you arrested for speaking words and expressing your opinion*
>americans
>>61439152
really makes you think
business idea:
little cameras that are mandatory for all citizens to wear strapped to their heads at all times. would be more cost-effective than stationary cctv.
>>61439165
I earn twice this and can barely make ends meet
life idea: just stay a student forever
>>61439130
oh nevermind its Næturvaktin.
>>61439146
howling
>>61439206
love this gimmick
>>61439191
merkel pls
>>61439191
already exist
it's called cell phones
business idea:
just slowly push the border further into france. just, like, a centimetre or two every year. maybe they won't notice.
*yodels in your general direction*
>>61439152
hid straight away
new
>>61439323
>>61439323
>>61439214
Me on the left
>>61439214
>tfw no remi gf
