European unity edition
Got the willy out
korean pop
cara
Fuck off. We're full now.
Early
business idea: a button on your tv which makes your remote peep so you can find it
Polskie dziewczyny > Brytyjskie dziwki
business idea:
gass caraposters
Kyary
Prospects look good
I NEED a German gf to bully me
>>61439339
>>61439325
>>61439350
Business idea: make your way to a concentration camp and gas yourself
>>61439349
>dziwki
devki?
girls?
>>61439339
business idea:
hire this icelander for my think tank
>>61439322
Excellent webm
Brex*t will never actually happen lmao
test
Post your salary.
Optional extras:
>Age
>City
>Do you have a degree?
>If yes to previous, what degree? Plus is your job relevant to your degree i.e degree in software eng, employed as a programmer etc.
Hard mode:
>no memes: JJB assistant managers, machine operators, PHP devs struggling on £32k in London need not respond
business idea: *BRAAAPPAAAPAAAAPFLFLFLFLF*
smelling like an orchid
i got sources it's imported
>>61439382
business idea: bottled tears of the english
Large up our pooey brethren
>>61439436
fuck you faggot
>>61439446
19,500
Haven't graduated yet, actual starting will be 32k
>>61439455
trapped season 2 when
>>61439446
£30,000
>23
>Landahn
>Yes
>Not saying but yes
>>61439490
i don't fucking know! stop asking
>>61439455
>still going on about the euros
That was months ago lmao
Pathetic snowrunt
i have an idea that would blow /brit/'s collective mind
business idea:
dig up land on the easter coast of britain, load it into trucks, drive it to the western side of the island and unload it into the ocean. GB slowly moves aways westwards, further into the total isolation they seem to seek.
>>61439432
Good
>>61439500
>>61439477
what do you/will you work as?
Don't have a dishwasher lads
Have to wash up by hand which is very upsetting
When are the EU citizens in this thread going to start posting in their own general?
>>61439432
please let this be true
>>61439532
:(
>>61439477
Wew lad, what sort of grad job are you going that starts on 32k
>>61439541
Rasheed
>>61439446
>Age
19
>City
Canterbury
>Do you have a degree?
Going to uni next year
>which subject?
Law
>current salary
I earn £9.75 an hour but I work part time
business idea: calm down you'll be alright
yes yes 52% of the country voted to leave the eu
but 48% didn't, haha checkmate
>>61439587
Retard
>Your age
>The size of your willy
Let's not lie lads. I'll start off
>21
>11 feet
business idea:
the shrek soundtrack playing on all modes of public transportation everywhere
>>61439543
>>61439586
Related to comp sci, not being a code monkey though
>>61439432
>"It was only banter lads, haha"
>>61439541
What do they want to do?
Ignore the result?
Keep having referendums until they get the result they want?
Why do they hate democracy?
business idea: vagina strap-on
struggling on £32k in London lads
>>61439260
So am I right in assuming that Brexit actually has no idea, they never expected to win, the whole vote was to destabilize Cameron more and Westminister politics, Cameron went "Fuck it, you deal with this", Brexit is now backpedalling on all their campaign promises and Mama Merkel is shitting on their dreams by banning informal talks before 50?
Or did I miss something?
>>61439587
Rorke
>>61439638
Giz a job
>>61439446
21
Manchester
2nd year Electronic Engineering
£16,500 on placement
>>61439638
hello mi5/mi6
>>61439446
Not disclosing this for tax reasons.
Not disclosing this for tax reasons.
No, students are scum of the earth.
PHP developer, 42k a year.
>>61439677
Yep
My car's licence plate has an EU flag on it.
My driver's licence has an EU flag on it.
My passport has an EU flag on it.
do kpops actually have a soul?
>>61439446
€33,000
23
St. Pölten
No
>>61439636
Sounds good to me
>>61439661
Consult the devolved parliaments tbqh
i wish to be straddled and used against my will t b h
business idea:
extremely small penises attached to very, very large people. I call them.... bodybuilders
>>61439727
alri
>>61439708
Not for long, chump
>>61439708
My korean tv, german car, italian pizza, chinese clothes, finnish phone, russian hamster ALL have the EU flag on it
want to smack a bitch in the back of the head as I'm penetrating her from behind
doing some research lads
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Int/
>>61439727
>lives in a flat part
???????????????????
Last Friday morning was amazing! I woke up in my Union Jack jim-jams to the sound of a squadron of Spitfires racing overhead and leaving a trail of hot buttered crumpets behind them I ran to the corner shop past all the british children who were laughing and squealing with excitement as they made a beautiful statue of the queen out of happy wriggling bulldog puppies - with two corgis for her eyebrows! Bunting fluttered everywhere and the man from the betting shop stepped out into the street - "Guess what! England just won the World Cup & The Ashes & The Grand National and here's the best bit - Boris put a bet on it for everyone! you're all MILLIONAIRES!!!" The red arrows flew overhead dropping fish and chips as i walked into the corner shop, got my morning paper and went to the counter. "how much please?" I said to the asian lad there. "1 pence, everything in the whole shop now costs just 1p!" he laughed, "Leave it on the counter, i'm off back to pakistan - we all are!" And he's right! outside in the streets jolly old Nigel Farage was leading a huge crowd of happy foreigners - turks, poles, romanians, syrians - there was even a few English people with heavy suntans mixed up in there! nigel was singing Rule Britannia carrying a pint of ale and a cigarette, which he had lit up INSIDE A PUB! Just then Boris flew overhead in a concorde made of Bank of England gold - "don't worry!" he laughed "I've cut out all the bits the French made!" and with that he crashed into the ground at 1200 miles an hour, along with the economy, the country and all the dozy nostalgic foreigner-fearing fools who fell for this."
>>61439742
why are you french so obsessed with surrendering yourself to somebody?
>>61439774
*raises paw*
business idea:
just make it ILLEGAL to say mean things?! its 2016?
karen kujou
is cute
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/124596
Sign petition, lads.
I am literally a PHP developer.
>>61439700
well, this should be fun then.
Glad to be white and not a slav.
>>61439791
i'm not french
i'm a citizen of the european superstate you irrelevant snowmonkey
make way
>>61439785
I do live in a flat yes.
>I am literally a PHP developer.
>>61439708
I have a leather sleeve for my passport so it isn't that disgusting meme colour
>>61439339
business idea: England withdraw from UEFA and FIFA and no longer participate in tournaments to avoid national embarrassment
>>61439823
You can't refer to Fuhrer Merkel as "Fuhrer", haha.
>>61439727
What's your job m8
Mum is coming up to my flat tommorow and I don't want her to 2bh.
>>61439842
salary?
>>61439708
>this triggers the leavers
>>61439864
why????????????????????
>>61439855
>eu superstate
more like pee-poo pooperstate
Aha lads once I spoke to this like rocker girl from Beijing and she used to FaceTime me and make me moan and eat my own cum and she would show me dresses she would make me wear and tell me how she wanted to stick a big meaty strap on in me ahaha then she said her and her friends would keep me as a slave and make me go to gay bars aha lads wish I wasnt getting hard as I wrote this ahaha actually hate being such a horrid degenerate
don't know how to show love
please don't get your hopes up
>>61439877
What do you do? Develop PHPs?
>>61439890
you're going to have to bin that passport soon lad
>>61439889
32k
>>61439890
My ancestors are smiling at me Imperial, can you say the same?
>>61439890
What does, that you won't be able to go on your little trips to the continent all the time? Or that you are fucking off there? Both make me happy 2bh.
My favourite subreddit to shitpost on has an EU flag on it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/
>>61439882
that's because that's not a word, silly.
business idea:
a currency, but not worth anything. like paper. you can draw on it.
>>61439677
this is accurate
you can tell because all the leave leaders were busy backpedalling hours before it happened
democracy truly is a blessing
What does norwegian sound like to you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_YbQDgs0f4
drinking an ice cold pint of blue top milk
>>61439789
good post
in love with a girl at work called sara
watching king of the road wishing i were a pro skater
can almost kickflip now will let u know how i get on
okay, I'm going out for one last search for my cat today.
wish me luck
>>61439941
>>61439949
[triggered]
>>61439322
ahhahahah
Maybe there's a reason Scotland want to stay in the EU? Maybe they don't want their future ruined for literally no reason other than 'muh independence day'
>>61439956
Surely merely posting with a Union Jack on that flag counts as shitposting nowadays?
>>61439972
Like a sexy version of Klingon
>>61439260
That mans a British POW lad
>>61439972
it's like a dane had a stroke
>>61439972
swedish
business idea.
fried cat
Democracy was a mistake, Brexit is the proof that people shouldn't have the right to vote.
>>61439977
>not gold top
fuck off gayboy
watching Watchmen lads
>>61440019
so icelandic is a dane with hypothermia?
>>61440000
good luck
>>61439883
Privatkundenbetreuer - I'm the guy who is paired with new and existing account holders in our bank to assist and advise you in your wishes
>>61439905
Cause it's cheap and simple, I don't have to cut grass/clean snow and maintain around the house
>>61439962
Germany, can we still buy your cars?
>>61439971
France, can we still buy your wine?
>>61439972
over exaggerated swedish
would love to speak any scandi language
Anyone got some good cringe videos?
Preferably ones I likely haven't seen before.
>>61440059
Sounds fucking boring, do you enjoy it?
>>61439938
But the meme is 42k
>>61440019
I can understand spoken Icelandic better than spoken Danish, so that's a bit of a stretch. I'd understand it if you said Swedish.
>>61440027
No, its proof tabloids should have to cite references and present dissenting opinions as well as their own.
>>61440000
Where do you live, lad? I think I accidentally ran over a cat today.
>>61440065
you can still do everything you did before
it will just cost more, take longer to arrive and you'll be living in the stone age in five years
all according to BBC4
>>61440055
danish and icelandic is very dissimilar
>>61440000
You won't need luck with those quads lad
>>61440105
sounds like a terrible idea
t. Rupert Murdoch
>>61440019
>Icelandic
>Like an Elf from Lord of the Rings had a stroke
Funny to listen to though la, not gonna lie
>>61440059
The melt you're replying to is confused because in the UK we have a cultural aversion to flats. So do the Irish tbf. That's why there are so many houses in cities in the UK that are as slim as a nun's fanny
reminder icelandics are just scottish norwegians
>>61440118
Næturvaktin
>>61440054
but who watches the watchers of watchmen?
>>61440105
No, it's proof major media outlets need to provide dissenting opinions so that people aren't forced to resort to tabloids
business idea: a retractable cat lease. pulls the cat back to you with great force like a measuring tape
>when the suckerpunch fails
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cea_1467140416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRKs6hfoK2M
>>61440214
*leash
me shoving my way past the runts
>>61440188
ókei
>>61440214
business idea:
the same thing, but with a leash
>>61440214
are you planning on staying in /brit/ now?
>>61440214
business idea: season 2
>>61440065
I want to see Yuno's boobs
>>61439446
>27
>Grimsby
>No
>Machine operator on 40k a year
>>61439677
>>61439971
Daily reminder that after the next three years of brinkmanship and posturing we're just going to move into an amicable EEA membership agreement in which we retain freedom of movement and full EU immigration and all of the laws of the Single Market in exchange for access to the single market and the ability to write trade deals.
Everything else is just saving face.
>>61440214
business idea: a retractable lease. pulls the brit back to you with great force like a measuring tape
business idea: give me a qt gf
>>61440253
>>61440268
how did i not notice that?
GRIMSBY
R
I
M
S
B
Y
If Scotland leaves the UK, I think we should block all trade to and from Scotland.
We should have a few hundred ships patrol Scotland's borders 24/7 and we should build a massive wall on the English border.
Thoughts?
>>61440292
yuno is absolute normie pleb tier
>>61440054
Good film if I'm honest
>>61440038
Trying to lean bulk mate, blue top is the best calorie/fat compromise I can make
>>61440312
We've already got the Scots on one of those senpai
>>61440331
Sounds a tad aggressive senpai
every time I get closer to the normiesphere I simultaneously feel more estranged from it
>>61440338
well pic related is my waifu but i still want to see her boobs
>>61440331
Nah just let them leave
>>61439823
fuck off Theresa
A oes unrhyw un yma yn siarad Cymraeg o gwbl?
>>61440342
Yeah I never understood it first time I watched it but it's quite good
Wish I was like Dr Manhattan, reckon I could knock out some bare good gimmicks
>>61440304
that sucks desu
especially after that free movement passport issued to refugees
you'll be shit out of luck once they give them to the people squatting in calais
>>61440328
Grimsby mentioned
>>61440304
>Daily reminder that after the next three years of brinkmanship and posturing we're just going to move into an amicable EEA membership agreement in which we retain freedom of movement and full EU immigration and all of the laws of the Single Market in exchange for access to the single market and the ability to write trade deals.
Well, sounds like it.
Chavs on suicide watch.
>>61440272
maybe
>>61440391
What's the fun in that?
>>61440089
It's very streamlined and the interior is nice, I have my seperated area so I mostly just phase out which I like. I guess it is boring but I always wanted a simple life, and it's a pretty safe job. We have flowing water pattern projection in the background.
>>61440162
Ah thanks, well eventually it's proper for me to buy a house I guess, but modern flats are quite cosy I don't know
>>61440401
Really wish I could, haven't got a clue where to start learning it though.
/brit/ was better before June desu
>>61440331
Rasheed
>Be Scottish
>Get arrested for having a BB gun
business idea:
a chrome-plugin that alerts me every time there is a germany mentionings on 4chan
anyone here have just a small willy?
Business idea: a machine that lets you smell whatever your dog is smelling
>>61440423
I expect a well thought out gimmick on my desk by next monday or you're evicted
>>61440466
>surrendair
why does poo smell so rank lads?
>>61440473
kc tire
Business ideas: stop with the fucking business ideas okay?
>>61440473
Business idea:
Implement this business idea then have thousands of people say 'fuck off germany' thereby giving this dickhead a bunch of notifications that are just telling him to fuck off
>>61440419
>mfw since I started reading about EU law seven years ago at the age of 16 this is the exact path I wanted us to go on
>Brexit, then an EEA deal for 20-30 years time, then a looser EFTA agreement
>mfw the country is slowly being dragged along with my views without me doing anything or anyone in power meaning to
I feel like a God senpai
business idea:
several machine guns tied together, pointing in all directions. this device would then be launched at the enemy using a big catapult or slingshot.
>>61440540
Fuck off cunt
>>61440500
business idea: a bottle which opens at both ends
>>61440519
because all the people with good smelling poo ate it got food poisoning and died so the smelly poo gene passed on
>>61440519
so that you don't eat it
>>61440458
/brit/ was better before brexit
>>61440452
I'm moving into London soon, and London is the only area of the country where flats are common, partly because it's full of JFs and partly because of the lack of space
It seems alright. Though I think it depends obviously on your neighbours.
Business idea: collect royalties for use of my "Business idea:" meme
>>61440576
that actually makes sense
>>61440490
How small is small?
Business idea: state-funded practical sex ed classes with hot instructors.
I'd pay taxes for that.
>>61440563
Fuck off you kraut sucking nonce
We need slavery
Coincidence lads?
ALRIGHT NOW LISTEN HERE
ANY CUNT EVEN SO MUCH AS THINKS ABOUT ACTIVATING ARTICLE 50 IS GOING TO FIND MY FOOT SO FAR UP THEIR ARSE THEY'LL BE THROWING UP BOOT LACES
business idea:
use the extra 350 million pounds that are now available to buy bigger willies for everyone in britain (not including poles)
business idea:
leave the eu
Business idea: trigger lefties on r/europe and r/unitedkingdom about the brexit
>>61440466
He got shot with by a pellet gun though
Business idea: put things up my bum on camera for money
Jeremy Corbyn's wife: Mexican
Nigel Farage's wife: German
Nick Clegg's wife: Spanish
Boris Johnson's wife: Half Indian
Jeremy Hunt's wife: Chinese
Why do we allow this lads?
I AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOVED
>>61440576
But poo is edible.
If I move to Ireland can I get and Irish passport?
>>61440640
Where did the 'John Major speaks like Brick Top' meme originate from?
>>61440678
poleaboo fuck off
>>61440622
probably like 5 inches erect
would love to suck a small flaccid penis tbH
Saw a union jack today
fucking bigots in this country disgust me
>>61440491
Ah yes, I would love to smell other dog's arseholes and my dog's knob, very good
such a choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHujh3yA3BE
>>61440685
fuck off andrew
>>61440678
*invests heavily*
I can't believe you left the EU to become third world shitholes like Norway and Switzerland
>>61440685
Basically Juncker's statement today desu
business idea:
every politician just falls off the stairs and dies
Really fucking miss ed lads
>>61440683
where have all the british roses gone to?
>>61440691
how do you know that
https://inews.co.uk/opinion/comment/will-wake-vote-leave/
B-But it was all supposed just to ve project fear!
>>61440702
that's not me then
business idea: the USA, Australia, and Canada join the EU, establishing a supracontinental empire ruled by the Tribune of the Yuropoors, the Western Senate, and Consul Hillary Clinton
>>61440553
Why would you want us in the EEA without any influence on EU law
>>61440757
We've got someone better in Corbyn.
>>61440683
Is any politician married to a kqt
>>61440570
not good enough
sad and lonely
business idea: sell hard drugs and munitions to school-age children
>>61440683
The two best politicians there have European wives
The three worst have wogs
>>61440785
ever sucked a cock before?
>>61440785
Fuck off skepta
Place your bets on when article 50 will be invoked if ever, lads.
My guess is the 10th of September.
>>61440817
cheer up pupper, you're at burger king
does anyone want to talk lewd via email/kik/skype?
>>61440852
That's my birthday.
>>61440812
Diane Abbott
>>61440831
naw
business idea:
a childrens book explaining the brexit to kids, and why mommy now has to work the streets in a VERY short skirt.
>>61440861
just install grindr you fucking reject
business idea: Nigel Farrage
>>61440814
Business idea: a 3d printer for waifus
>>61440852
I'd say the day after that, it's usually when trade centres get toppled
>>61440794
that's the plan in the medium term
in 25/30 years tops it's a done deal
>>61440878
want to give it a go? where you located?
>>61440873
mine is the day after
>>61440933
naw, not interested
>>61440861
sure
post contact dets :3
>>61440916
Kek
business idea:
two dots on top of each other, but one is a little smeared downwards and to the left, like this :
;
>>61440897
How do you say mommy in German?
