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korean pop edition
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cara
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>>61434040
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New?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRetILyYgyo

Turns out it wasn't bullshit after all.
http://static.presspublica.pl/red/rp/pdf/DokumentUE.pdf
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the one true smug
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>>61434040
spoiler that HOG
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Clear the way for liberty, the land must all be free,
Britons will not falter in the fight tho' stern it be.
'Til the flag we love so well shall wave from sea to sea,
O'er the land that's free for the people.
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>>61434079
for what reason do they need an EU army
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THROW THE TORIES IN THE SEA
LET IN EVERY REFUGEE
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>>61434040
What a fucking shit edition
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>>61434079
>yes, you must go to die to protect the right of 1 million syrian "refugees" to enter your country.

Glad we're getting out.
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>>61434064
>>61434140
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In varietate concordia

So who will lead the conservatives? Will labour have a new leadership election?
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>>61434152
World domination
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fendi is my fragrance
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Who has the balls to activate A50 during a deep recession?
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>Merkel: "no access to single market without free movement"

CRASHING GERMANY'S ECONOMY WITH NO SURVIVORS
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>>61434194
>that's why they call it Kings Landing
>Mind blown
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just changed my bike lock code to 2-1 2-1
life is great
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Anti-Brexit uprising
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>>61434151
would disown my parents if they tried to give me some south east asian gremlin as a gf 2bh
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http://news.sky.com/story/1718751/sturgeon-scotlands-voice-will-be-heard

*doesn't listen*
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>>61434152
Who knows why they want it (we all know).

They are using Trump's rehtoric as an excuse though.
He said he wants all NATO members to increase funding to at least the required 2%, but the media has been trying to spin it as "Trump is against NATO". Now even the Eurocrats are spinning it for their advantage.
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>>61434235
more people at the corbyn rally
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>>61434186
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>>61434186
was really hoping she'd get sprayed in the face with some poo
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>>61434241
oh great I'm not 20 for another two months
safe
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>>61434231

heh, thanks kiddo

*goes into your house to steal cod*
*steals your bike and escapes*
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The domme responded to my question in a strange way, I'm not sure I have the bottle to see her anymore
Might just email her from another account

>Last question, how do YOU distinguish between humiliation and degradation?

>What a strange question. Ok, I'll play along - For me humiliation is more verbal and can be subtle - Degradation is more physical and visceral. How would you distinguish between the two Pol boo?
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Why does everyone always look to me for approval?

Like when the lads are having a bit of banter the one making the joke or whatever always looks at me to see if I'm laughing or even if it's just 3 of us and one lad is having a crack at another they always fucking look at me as though they're seeking my approval.

This happens all the time, every fucking day and I hate it.
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>>61434241
What about if you're 30+?
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*drives towards you*
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So please reminder what sort of country Belgium is again?
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one of the lads is getting with me ex behind my back, we only split a month ago

is this bad
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Daily reminder that mass immigration is a right wing economic policy and they are selling out our futures.

Thank god my parents own property in the city.
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>>61434323
warlock status

>>61434336
>mom
foy
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>>61434269
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>>61434360
Yes, he's no friend lad. Keep him at arms length (or heem him).
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>>61434360
yes

they were probably getting with each other before you broke up tbqh m8
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>>61434304
America bls helb
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Fjording this thread...

..with no survivors!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIXdjTAaZcs
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Cara 2bh lads
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>thought for ages I was 6'4"
>actually 6'5"

wahey lads
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In weatherspoons lads ama
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>>61434441
this 2bh
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>>61434441
not this 2bh
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>Merkel: "no access to single market without free movement"

CRASHING GERMANY'S ECONOMY WITH NO SURVIVORS
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Who is next to go
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>>61434384
>paint your face brown and pretend to be a muslim
>rape as many women as you want
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>>61434449
King of the manlets
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Why did old people in rural towns vote to leave the EU when they don't even have immigrants in their towns?
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>>61434079
fuck me
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>>61434449
whenever i look up what 195cm is in feet and inches i get both 6'4 and 6'5
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someone explain why all these labour MPs hate corbyn

is it because they are basically tories?
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>>61434468
>>61434460
she's wearing a push-up
since that's not the real cara your opinion is null

>>61434487
shut UP sweden
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>>61434052

Fuck off
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>>61434471
zzz fuck off
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>>61434449
lanklet confirmed

t. 6'3" master race
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>>61434497
Because they want to keep their towns that way.
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*takes some readings*

ah yes the runt pit is coming along nicely
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cara is conventionally attractive in an unconventional war
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bruv hollyoaks is fucked bruv

this paedo story been going on for like a year bruv

gyal is genuinely in love with this paedo
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>>61434441
Aww look
how cute ... she's doing her best to convince everyone she has a good sized bust
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trying to watch first dates abroad lads but australians are absolute arseholes
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>>61434384
SHUT THE FUCK UP FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF AND FUCK OFF.

SHIT POSTING ON 4CHAN ISN'T GOING TO FIX YOUR PROBLEMS. THIS ISN'T YOUR PARENTS' FAULT, THIS ISN'T THE WORLDS FAULT. THE ONLY PERSON WHO'S FAULT IT IS IS YOUR OWN, SO MAN THE FUCK UP, GROW A PAIR OF BOLLOCKS, STOP FEELIGN SORRY FOR YOURSELF AND FIX YOUR FUCKING SHIT.

GET A FUCKING GRIP YOU SOFT CUNT!
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another biblical storm has hit
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>>61434555
Iktf but 7in peen.
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>>61434487
Are you the guy who used to post pictures of poo here every few days?
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Developing a operation codenamed 'Operation Wildcat', lads. It will involve the printing of and distribution of CVs titled with my name to every single establishment in town. Wish me luck, lads.
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>Liverpoop sign a player from Southampton
Ah yes, it appears summer is here lads
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>>61434479
Dunno, but I predict Italy, Holland and France will have similar referendums at some point.
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>>61434556
no this 23bh
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>>61434449
Above 6'2'' is diminishing returns
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https://soundcloud.com/skepta/coming-soon-ft-makkonen-ceon

NEW FUCKING SKEPTA LADS
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>>61434449
5"4
get on my level
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>>61434561
We're supposed to coddle him in this modern society, mate.

>>61434384
There there, baby. Everything's going to be ok. :)
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Look what you did.
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what kind of cuck seeds torrents?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFK0yG8xG5I
this goes hard tbqh
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>>61434520
The latest reason is because people are suspecting he purposely sabotaged Labour's remain campaign because he hates the EU.
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>>61434479
Italy or Spain in terms of the percent of the population that would actually vote Leave.
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>>61434590
genuinely don't get why they done it, he's really not that great

he went on a run of like 20 games without a goal, only reason he got this move is because he was good in the last few matches of the season

36m for a few matches and a really fucking quick hattrick over a year ago

even wanyama is fucking shite, dunno why spurs have bought him
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>>61434630
heh no idea

*unseeds torrents*
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we've fucked the economy lads
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>>61434479

>Sweden
I'm dying f.a.m
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>like this girl
>really pretty but has a bf
>bf is a cunt
>heard she likes me
>try to get her to leave bf
>she won't
>stop replying to my texts and stuff
>not got time for this
>she still tries to talk to me in a friendly way
>start completely ignoring her at work
>she notices this
>see her looking at me all the time and stuff
>don't give her a second glance

I'm kinda getting off on this. Why is this so enjoyable?
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>>61434569
>17mph winds

get a GRIP, you soft cunt
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>>61434627

actually i think you'll find
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Look at this fucking cliff
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http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-03-12/rajan-proposes-global-color-coded-system-to-rate-monetary-policy

um, brexit would be a red, a RED, lads
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pound gained 0.4% back against the USD

all is well
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>>61434555
What is your girth?
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>>61434660
>he's only now learning of liverpoo's transfer policy
Joke of a club
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>>61434590
signing of the summer tbqh
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>>61434710
flat earthers BTFO
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The more bad things you say about muslims the more they will shoot and blow people up so stop doing that.

t. Malala Yousafzai, Nobel Peace Prize winner.
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>>61434695
So you're enjoying being cuckolded by her bf?
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>>61434696
>wind
I'm talking about the flooding rains

God is trying to drown me again
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>>61434695
It's being alpha, just start flirting with other girls and then give her a look every now and then to let her know.

Women like being hunted and manipulated
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>>61434710
umm did someone take out the plug
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>>61434660
I bought Wanyama from Celtic in FM '13
He was pretty good for my team (Arsenal)

30M pounds for Mane is ridiculous but they did buy Lallana too...
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>>61434710
Every time I do it makes me riff
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>>61434602
He said coming soon but I'm listening to it right now the flipping idiot haha
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I am already fed up of this brexit issue but I really want to ask you something, and I really hope you people will answer me, especially the ones who voted "Leave".

I keep hearing interviews of people having voted leave in sunderlands & co., and everybody says that "you're fed up of those non-elected bureaucrats in Bruxelles". Do you realise you voted them, along with the rest of the Union, 2 years ago?

I mean what's the issue? You're fed up that you didn't elect them all ONE BY ONE? Like, literally one by one? Sunderland didn't get the memo about 2014 elections? Are you plain stupid? Did I miss something?

No memes or trolling intended. I'm dead serious
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>>61434744

the image has clearly been manipulated

your third eye will remain forever shut
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we did it for him lads...
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>>61434710

Mull of Galloway?

I was at Peel Castle on the Isle of Man and you could just see the galloway lighthouse poking out of the water.
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>>61434806
doesn't look shopped to me
point out the pixels
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>>61434762
Not being cucked at all because I'm not even trying to get her. If she wanted to shag I'd definitely be up for it but I'm not gonna chase and beg anyone, no matter how pretty they are.
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>>61434695
I also don't get why girls just keep staring at you, its fucking weird!!
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Thinking of recording a podcast, lads.

Should it be on
a) development of social skills (something I'm no expert in but it will be more popular)
or
b) modern history (something I am a professional at but will be less popular)

vote now on your phones
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had 3 different women smile at me today in separate incidents

first one was pretty much beaming at me and she held the door open for me as I walked towards it, she is a qt and I've had my eye on her for a while

second one was one of those half-smiles that people do when you walk past them on the street but she did it to me as I walked one way past her then again when I walked back, the second one seemed genuine, I could see it in her eyes

third one was at the gym but don't think it was important
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>>61434788
30m for Mane isn't that bad

all the prices will go up this season with the new tv deal coming in
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>>61434861
*shuts computer down, removes phone from charger*
*turns wifi on*

alright ready to vote, la!
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>>61434888
need more info on the 3rd incident
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>>61434890
potato famine
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what did he mean by this? why was he blocking nige from getting his photo taken?
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>>61434848
Oh and she's looking at you nervously because she's worried you'll pull a Rog because of her rejection.
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>>61434710
We have cliffs too.
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>>61434384
>>61434850
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>>61434824
Dunnet Head
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>>61434893
enjoy your ennui
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>>61434861
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>>61434800
>britain can elect french meps

Ah yes very impressive.
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>>61434916
too soon
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>>61434921
lmao

this really says a lot about the EU.
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>>61434739

shanks would turn in his grave
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>>61434927
yours are leaking m8
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>>61434925
She didn't reject me. Pretty sure her BF had some part in it. Heard he's a major cunt who controls her life, checks her phone and stuff.

She was texting me pretty enthusiastically at one point then just stopped dead, so I think he found out and made her stop.

I don't really care. I'm not desperate.
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>>61434927
But do you have penguins?
I'll answer that for you: No.
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>>61434937
I work and shag my gf and go out with the lads
Abnormies BTFO, these pathetic posts make me laugh because I know you wish you had my life
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it's jay
>>
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masturbating to pictures of naked men
>>
*considers going and lifting weights for a couple hours*
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>>61435049
Why are you on 4chins?
>>
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>>61435057
and i'm mike
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*triggers article 50*
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>>61434890
>20 straight games without a goal
>b-but 30m isn't that bad!
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>>61435068
bit gay
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>>61435097
pure class
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masturbating to pictures of sheep
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>>61435065
>Scottish logic
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>>61435012
also she has a mate who works with us who I know for a fact likes me.

Probably just gonna start chatting her up and try to shag. That'll show the bitch.
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Kekking hell
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>>61435088
I'm in the 'normie' general mate
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>>61434152
To kick the US out of Europe
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watching the new daniel from SL
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>>61435147
>>
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>>61435147
Why does she think she's a world leader? She's essentially the equivalent of a state governor or a mayor.
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>>61435115
>one of only 2 midfielders to score 10+ goals in each of the last 2 seasons of the premier league
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>>61435160
ok
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>>61435012
I'm kind of in a similar situation, theres a girl i'm chatting with all the time and I'd never have any inkling that she's with someone else considering how much time she spends talking to me, except she mentioned him once. I'm very confused desu
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>>61435078
>for a couple hours

a workout is 90 minutes max
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>>61435195
>midfielder
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>>61435234
i normally manage about 2 hours. i take pretty long breaks and do a lot of volume though
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Look at this fucking sheep
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This is without doubt my new favourite reaction image / Jezza pic

He's fucking useless.

>Invite cameras in to show your new shadow cabinet
>Panic whilst the mic is on and ask them to stop as you realise that your deputy is about to dick you too
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>>61435017
What is queen maud land. We have both Polar bears and Penguins. Check fuckin' mate, mate.

>>61434991
True. We have proper cliffs too.
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someone eat my bumhole
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Tony Blair calling for a second referendum
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>>61435252
>1 (One) appearance out of 46 in 15/16 up front
>not a midfielder
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>>61435300

oh go on then
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>>61435300
gladly
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>>61435320

typical catholic
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>>61435322
he's a winger

would hardly count a winger as a midfielder
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>>61435320
Tony blair can suck my cock.
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starting my new job as an MEP next week, really excited, can't wait to get cracking on reforming the EU to make it work for ordinary people
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>>61435320
But what if we vote leave again?
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>>61435327
go on den go on den
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Look at this fucking Cara
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EU superstate would be good 2bh
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Listening to Tupac feeling like I wanna ride out on some punk ass east coast bitch niggas
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why are scots so shit?
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>>61435422
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>>61434961
God damn it, so you're actually plain stupid

dis gon b gud, no offense I guess
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>>61435422
looking
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>Leavecucks think we'll trigger article 50
>Leavecucks think we're going to led a load of uneducated chavs make important decisions about the future of our country
>Leavecucks think there's something honourable about being a racist thicko
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best one desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oodn_i9mvKQ
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>>61435209
w-what's your favourite one
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>>61435361
wingers are literally midfielders m8
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>>61435450
ahh yes, very good
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>>61435477
*waves lighter*
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>>61434040
I really don't understand Koreaboos, if you're into korean music, why not just listen to American music? It's literally exactly the same but with asians
>>
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
>>
>Hi,

>Perfect for me, I've put it in my diary. To make our time together as pleasurable as possible, it would be good to know some of the things you're into.

>I will also need to know how long you intend for our fun to last.
>A one hour session should do unless there are any discounts.

>I'm into humiliation/degradation, strap-on play, slave training and foot/stocking worship.
>Might want to try facesitting.

>From your profile "unusual and creative games for my pleasure" sounds interesting.
>Hello,

>Great, sounds like a good mix of fun. See you next week :)
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>>61435271
dawwwwwwwwwwww

t.vegetarian
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>>61435433
Ye nigga, we bout te go roll up on these fuck niggas nigga.

310 reppin nigga
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>>61435428
It would, but chavs would constantly be trying to undermine it because "muh sovereignty".
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>>61435480
game of poisons
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>>61435474
Not gonna roll over and take it
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>>61435536
meaningless buzzword 2bh
>>
>>61435428
>>61435536
Honestly, what's the deal with globalist shills lad?
>>
What I've eaten today: 150g blueberries

Meat feast oven pizza

200g bag of Doritos

Double espresso
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>>61435583
I think you drank that last one
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>>61435583
and output? how much calories burnt, la?
>>
>>61435507
Cannot wait for the field report
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>>61435554
*forces your head*
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>>61435571
we're all "globalists" here
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>Stopped masturbating daily, have the willpower to resist morning wood even after a sex dream
>Stopped objectifying women, don't feel attracted to slags anymore
>Stopped being obsessed with sex, life is more than a quest for skanks
>Stopped obsessively preening myself, decided to not buy those shoes
>Uninstalled steam
>Deleted my porn and slag folder
>Deleted my huge folder of white supremacist, zionist redpill rubbish
>Unsubscribed to conspiracy theory, gaming, comedy, other malarkey youtube channels
>Stopped listening to rap music entirely, deleted my playlist
>Stopped eating fast food
>Changed my facebook profile picture from an insipid selfie to a family holiday
>Deleted almost everything in my activity log
>Sitting an entrance exam for Uni in two weeks

And you, lads?
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what do people wear on their feet nowadays
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>>61435640
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THIS is why we left the eu

None of that bollocks we made up bout sovereignty, 350m a week or immigrants

We only want out because continentals are fucking weird bent cunts who will probably try and bum you if you let your guard down or slip a finger up your arse
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>>61435633
congrats, you've started to turn it around, kid, good luck and all that
>>
>>61435633
Good lad
>>
>>61435627
Why don't you like national sovereignty and the nation-state?
>>
>>61435693
Well said.
>>
>>61435502
it grows on you
>>
accidentally overdosed on redpills and I've turned Muslim
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>>61435618
Rest day today lad 2000 calories consumed so far, got 800 left which I will fill with almonds and fried eggs
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>>61435693
Suddenly Gideon's passionate Remain campaign makes sense

He's addicted to damp rag dick
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>>61435704
>Ahh yes I am somehow different to people because I was born on this piece of rock
>Humanity being united is not in my interest
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>>61435633
Stopped smoking weed daily 48 days ago, doing well if I say so myself
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>>61435693
they are pretty weird
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>>61435693
eton lads would do the same tbqh
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>>61435627
Not the UK :^)
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Business idea : have a civil war to decide the future on Britain's EU membership.
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I tried to save us
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>>61435738
>accidentally overdosed on redpills and I've turned Muslim
what did it mean by dis
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>>61435633
>Dream job 30k starting and I'm 22
>Shag different girls all the time
>Listen to rap music whilst I'm in the gym
>235KG deadlift now
>Haven't had Facebook for years
>Get drunk all the time because I enjoy it
>Healthy dose of non-mainstream, redpill media
>Sometimes play PS4 to relax

I was just like you a couple of years ago, lasted about a year. I'm much happier now, much more confident and outgoing and that's reflected in my success at work and in my relationships.
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>>61435633
My life revolves around fanny, money and drugs and I couldn't be happier.
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>>61435633
Congrats, you've turned into a boring cunt.
>>
>>61435633
started browsing /r9k/ this week and used file recovery software to get my porn collection back
>>
Sometimes I stand in front of the mirror and look at myself shaking my bum.
>>
Look at this fucking bird.
>>
>>61435812
VERY good lad
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>>61435827
looking
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>>61435821
pics
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>>61435633
well done m8
>>
*writes a load of made up bullshit*
am i great or am i great lads
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>22
>grad job that could easily see me earning 40k by the time I'm 30 but shit salary now but perks liek free phone and macbook and car
>Come home every night and practice maths and verbal tests and learn Chinese
>Not sure what is wrong with me but can never switch off and have to be doing something productive or I feel I'm wasting time and panic.
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>>61435827

I like him
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do I have a wank before or after going to the gym, that is the question lads
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>>61435827
Why?
She is rancid and has no tits
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He's coming for you corbyn
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>>61435883
>40k at 30

is this good?
>>
>>61435883
>>Not sure what is wrong with me but can never switch off and have to be doing something productive or I feel I'm wasting time and panic.
you're posting on 4chan m8
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>>61435921
Dan Jarvis WILL run against Jezza and beat him.

Screencap this post.

t. insider.
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EIGHT DAYS TILL CHILCOT AND THE PURGING OF THE BLAIRITES
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tim's gone to the park

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On2BXT0xgUk
>>
>>61435921
literally ruled himself out
>>
>>61435938
I don't know but they pay for my car and all sorts of expenses and it's a chill job coming in at 9 and leaving at 4 with no take home work so I guess so.
>>
Sorry but if you do "martial arts" past the age of 12 you have a mental illness and must be put on a watchlist
>>
>>
>>61435806
Funnily enough only a few weeks ago, before I made any of these changes, lots of people would tell me that I'm boring and that I never smile.

I'm just filtering out the rubbish from my life and detoxing my brain.
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>>61435777
And I DID save us
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>>61435950
You though Iraq was bad? Blair is gonna be invading Islington next
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>>61435974
>hunched over scowling at the sun
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>>61435994
what's wrong with getting fit and learning how to defend yourself?
>>
>>61435896
i found it after works best for me, reward for a good workout and such. plus have images of slags and their dirty bits in my mind as working material
>>
almost a year since I quit porn
you are all slavish cretins
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>>61436030
good lad
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CvHjEkhxJQ
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>>61435974
not sure I can bring myself to watch this
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jon is the one true king of westeros and better that anybody else on this shit show
>>
>slept for 18 hours
ah yes, very impressive

did I miss anything important?
>>
>>61436089
One month ago today, feels good man
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>>61436030
me in the middle :]
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>>61435753
Right because Utopia isn't just some communist pipe dream to justify all the people they killed in the name of "progress".

Fucking commie.
>>
>>61436114
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467044838289.webm
>>
What happens in Sunderland?
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business plan: synthesize helium
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>>61436133
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LV4kcxhEkI

me putting the bins out
lost my shit howling watching this, tim has fully fully lost it now
>>
Just ate 500g of Greek yoghurt

You got a problem with that?
>>
>>61436107
Thought-provoking
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>Work sending me on an assertiveness course because I'm too shy

Fucking hell.
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>>61436114
>Jon thinks he's the king in the north

Nah that bloke just opened to the door to all the wildling refugees - come on Jon it isn't racist, we just don't have enough room

UKIP will be making big gains in the Stark's heartlands, screenshot this
>>
Thank God I don't have bone cancer
>>
>>61436143

communism ftw
>>
>>61436170
they found gobs of it in TZ, la
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>>61436133
teehee
>>
>>61436170
business plan: synthesize helium earlier
>>
>>61436199
Haha
>>
>>61436203
hid this straight away
>>
>>61436155
eee jun snuh

yaow knuh bloody nowt yaow do
>>
>>61436199
Fucking hell indeed.

Would they send an arachnophobic on a 'dealing with spiders' course?
>>
>>61436193
enjoy your gains
>>
>>61436226
don't steal my idea iceland
>>
>>61436213
no I can't tell Nigel, it's a picture of you
>>
>>61436187
they're closing in on him
>>
EU superstate
>>
>>61436199
Should have told them to fuck off to show you don't need it
>>
>>61436247
I don't know lad but I didn't even know people thought I was shy.

Been told I have to stand up for myself because my boss is worried other teams will bully me.
>>
>>61436187
Dear oh dear

Who was he talking to? The guy In the blue car?
>>
>>61436199

tell them too fuck off
>>
>>61436247
Well if dealing with spiders was part of your job they probably would
>>
kpop
>>
>>61436187
>>61436262
would be a good twist if they actually were plotting against him
>>
Look at this fucking cave
>>
>>61435097
lol I remember when pics like this were everywhere

2012...? maybe
>>
>>61436284

Haahhhaha I can only laugh. You guys are fucked.
>>
>>61436248
Cheers lad x
>>
>>61436187
an interesting take on life in modern britain

is he just taking the bins out or is he taking society out?
>>
nigel farage fingered me once outside a nightclub in westminster
>>
just pushed my mums down the stairs because she said adidas was better than nike
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>>61435806
Ahh yes 13-17 year olds who wank all day, play video games and whose hobbies include instagram and snapchat must be very interesting

It's called growing up, lad.
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watching secret eaters lads

this fella told them he had a salad for lunch but he actually has a pie sandwich
>>
>>61436292
doesn't we watch the news?
you're more likely to bring a gun into work
>>
>>61436297
I think he was having a fight with the bin for ruining his video
>>
business idea: pie sandwich
>>
>>61436385
>Replying to 15 minute posts on an anime imageboard

Ah yes, tis very grown up my good sir
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Mum sent me this pic
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>>61436421
Hahahaha
"You want to be a video star? Get in my video one more time mate see what happens"
>>
oi oi over here look psssst look look come here
*you all huddle around me*
*unclenches fist*
*a tiny scrap of paper unfurls*
*upon it is inscribed a single word*
*"Rapeseed"*
>>
>>61436187
Who is this mentalist?
>>
>>61436468
what the fuck is your problem mate
>>
>>61436436
Don't even understand what blairite means but I wish people would stop saying it
>>
handed in my application form to KFC but the staff there looked proper confused, like

I think I may have left it too late to hand it in
>>
>>61436486
>Don't even understand what blairite means
You can't possibly be this young (or are you a JF?)
>>
hahahaha some retarded handed in his application form 3 weeks late today
>>
>>61436367
pics
>>
>>61436436
The ones who voted remain, he means?
>>
Since everyone has a meme beard now, shall I go clean shaven to seem edgy?
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>>61436436

what is wrong with this guy's finger?
>>
what should I draw lads
>>
>>61436548
nothing, you stupid, ungainly, stupid, oafish, stupid stupid stupid stupid european bender
>>
>>61436565
a gf
>>
>>61436565
willy
>>
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Fuck EE and fuck offshore call centres.

Very angry right now. Plan to make a formal complaint (just phoned EE Complaints and eventually spoke to a floor manager who did fuck all). Which body regulates telecoms industries? Ofcom? Which ombudsmen? I am legitimately angry.
>>
>>61436476
timothy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BDjQphYB50
>>
>>61436581
haha, I remember I literally used to draw pictures of girls to wank over when I didn't have internet for a week in my student place
>>
lads me wallet went missing
could it be the work of a leprechaun?
>>
>>61436304
too shy
>>
>>61436597
fuck off granddad
>>
>>61436613
Is this a one-man Truman Show? Is this someone who was discovered today?
>>
>>61436518
I know who Tony Blair is you cunt but I've never heard the word before the last few weeks now I keep seeing it absolutely everywhere
>>
>>61436679
>I've never heard the word before the last few weeks
You still must be underage b& then.
>>
what is big politics
>>
Roger Helmer once fingered me outside a polling station in Newark

His breath smelled of cheese and pickle sandwiches
>>
>>61436597
http://www.resolver.co.uk/companies/ee-complaints
Martin Lewis recommends this
>>
>>61436618
You are next to leave Ireland, tax harmonisation is coming for you :^)
>>
How do I destroy London's economy?
>>
>>61436708
'no' I'm 21
>>
look at this fella
>>
>Ireland’s foreign affairs minister, Charlie Flanagan, has called on Britons to stop applying for Irish passports

get your application in soon lads
>>
>>61436675
It's some guy with autism or some shit and severe paranoia who is in constant battle with the dentist that operates in the flat opposite him

He's also trying to get on Britains Got Talent et al. To sing but he's shit
Some guy on /brit/ has created a database of info on him, his Instagram is great
>>
*shops online while the local high street degenerates before my eyes*

ah yes this is so much more convenient, I don't care about anyone else
>>
>>61436754
Support any Tory looking to become leader that isn't in favour of EEA membership (none of them desu)
>>
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>americans
>>
>>61436679
fuck off you underage twat
>>
>>61436436
Those two people on either side are members of the Blair pressure group Progress. Mr Parker on the left and Mrs Phillips on the right.

https://twitter.com/annaphillips_

ALISTAIR CAMPBELL IS RUNNING AN ALL OUT SMEAR CAMPAIGN ON JEZZA. DO NOT BE FOOLED
>>
>>61436776

sadness in his eyes
>>
>>61436733
>(((Martin Lewis)))
>>
>>61436778
W-why does he want us to stop (not that I'm applying for one)
>>
ME TRY FI GET BY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGqfJdeSBdM
>>
>>61436810
>Progress vs Momentum
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>americans
>>
Guys, if I enter Blackpool, will I die?
>>
>>61436367
>nightclub in Westminster


ahhh yes
>>
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>looking at shoes
>see a nice pair for £50
>click size 14
>price changes to £58

ROOOOO FUCK OFF FOOTLETS
>>
>>61436783
Only just getting into Tim and it's a bit of a minefield? Is there any videos where he sees the dentist or any of the patients or talks more about the dentist?
>>
NORTHERN POWERHOUSE
>>
>>61436850
Blackpool is a shithole, but not that much of a shithole.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQp_OWKCW9U

interviewing the gf
>>
>>61436895
>buying clown shoes
>>
saw Nigel picking up underage rent boys outside kings cross in 1996. Almost certain Clement Freud was in the back seat with him too.
>>
i'm 6'2 yet my feet are literally size 8
>>
>>61436961

>>61436961

>>61436961
>>
too scared to fuck an escort
>>
>>61436778
FUCK I was putting it off until we invoke article 50 is invoked, do you reckon they'll stop issuing them? It is my right to become an irish citizen, my dad is a pure blooded irishman
>>
>>61436912
Tell me about blackpool please? Anything, or everything. I just want to imbibe some info right now!
>>
>>61436898
He's always on about the dentist, think he passes him on the stairs a few times, the resident Tim expert can guide you better
>>
>>61436936
obviously staged and not funny in the slightest
>>
>>61436936

howling
>>
>>61436850
yes little t and his boys will do you in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGjjrGN6T-E
>>
>>61436597
Write to your MP and get them to write in on behalf of you.

I guarantee that the company will fast track your complaint and write a response from a 'Director'.

t. Guy at work who has to respond to complaints from MPs because they get fast stracked to their own special team.
>>
>>61434336
wtf I hate mom now
>>
>>61434921
Nige in the background like "There's another one right behind them you moronic wank stain."
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