No Hong Kong mongs allowed.
korean pop?
NEED TO BREED
or something
>stock image
What are you, poor?
business idea: defeat anglos in armed conflicts
most handsome english man
business idea: ban korean pop
>tfw the MILF next door has her undergarments out drying on the clothes line
business idea: wank
business idea: vote to leave the EU
>>61422373
this is it...
dehumanise yourself and face to bloodshed
>>61418432
bad edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlN9o3g-yuA
>>61422436
fuck off proxy chink
really makes you think
Got the chance to lose my virginity to this girl at work, she's probably a little bit out of my league (I'm pretty ugly) so I might go for it
She doesn't know I'm a virgin though.
>>61422404
business idea: knock anti kpop shits out
posting snails
am literally in hong kong
>>61422416
laughable that we managed to get you nearly out desu
4 million vs 50+ million
>>61422451
You must be a fucking train wreck then, mate
hi
>>61422461
>>61422451
I'd go for it but I'm really into chunky chicks
>>61422469
that's not a snail you walnut
>>61422477
Either that or self-esteem issues, I don't really know. I'm slim and healthy so my body is decent but my face is just off. Bad skin etc.
>>61422500
Yeah I quite like the idea of it
business idea: snailposting
>>61422498
There's a new girl starting at work, she's Polish and very shy and I've fallen in love with her.
Have ever had to use the HSE Mental Health service. How did you find the service?
I have a person that is giving me some trouble. They are slandering me and trying to give me a bad name. They are going around saying I shouldn't be near kids or there kids. They are trying to get me kicked out of the local clubs I help with.
I have the backing of the head people of the clubs. Is there Legal action I can take against this person? They are trying to ruin my good name.
i will actually be 21 when i leave school. 17 years in school hope i don't have come back to repeat anything
>>61422476
pre-famine your population was basically the same, especially pre-industrial revolution tbf
>Haven't smoked weed in 5 days
>Have extremely vivid dreams everynight
>last night I had a dream about my oneitis that was 2real4me
>woke up and started crying
Kill me
> British Islands and Scandinavia
> Part of Europe
Nop.
business idea: make profit off (you)s
me and the gf
*sniffs*
botched a job interview lads haha what am i like
>>61422149
>>61422237
>>61422286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stRPiifxQnM
the answer
>>61422531
pre famine it was 8 million
>>61422450
what did he mean by this?
>>61422487
alri
Business idea: /brit/ wanks off to my sister (on the right)
business idea: make money to use for purchase of more things
>>61422569
alri
>>61422572
we need a pic of sister feet lad
>>61422572
Post feet
>>61422572
happily
https://streamable.com/kzfu
wew
>>61422552
MODS
MODS MODS MODS
JAAANNNNNNYYYYYYY
>>61422552
>>61422599
>>61422600
absolute wasters
>>61422568
England's was 13 and a half
i am literally chinese
>>61422552
JANNY'S NOT GOING TO LIKE THIS ONE BIT
Had my laser hair removal consultation
Took 90 minutes, 2 buses and 20 miles of travel to get there
The woman was very nice, put me at ease, I didn't have to say much, she did a lot of talking
We did some test patches and on the areas of my face with more dense hair, the laser REALLY hurt, made me jump a bit
Would score the pain 8/10, higher if done over a full 20/30 min session
Need to contact them in a few days, see if there are any side-effects
Will book my full sessions then
I am confused about one thing
It's regarding HRT
I have my pills but I'm really not sure when to start, before or after hair removal, keep getting conflicting information
>Don't start HRT - need to let the hair grow out to kill it
>Start HRT - it doesn't have much of an effect on facial hair growth anyway
I am literally Chinese.
>>61422648
filtered
business idea: tank the economy, legitimise racism, destroy two political parties, dissolve the union and leave the eu within 1 year of a tory majority
business idea: sell my body to repressed homosexual men
iceland
>>61422653
never gonna fly pal
>>61422657
good lad
>>61422606
haha stupid fucking yank
Honestly great weather over the next 7 days
look at that fucking humidity at the bottom
>>61422642
make us some crispy chilli beef, would you mate?
business idea: this 5
Do you want to see a video of a German comedian in London?
>>61422677
potato famine
Report it.
DO
NOT
REPLY
Which bank is best to open a savings account with, lads?
@61422687
don't care
>>61422677
triggered
just got accepted into the university of the west of england lads
proper chuffed
>>61422693
business idea: THIS 5
*slaps you*
>>61422694
No, if it's the guy I think it is, he's shit
am i filtered
>>61422713
Barclays
>>61422707
scrolled right past his post, it's like i'm immune to it now.
>>61422713
the /brit/ business bank of business ideas
>>61422694
is it henning wehn? he's alright desu
Business idea: Reply to post number >>61422744
Where do I go to learn about investing, lads? I want to get into investing once the pound is strong again
>>61422677
france
i hope to have a brexit gf one day
@61422730
nah
>>61422752
here >>61422741
reminder that the race i belong to defeated anglos in armed conflicts in pre-industrial times
playing that halo 3 online
>>61422767
No you don't most Brexit people are the types you see on Jeremy Kyle
gf's sister added me on snapchat
hope she sends nudes
@61422798
well done mate, here's your (You)
*drops (You)* oops!
>>61422798
can't remember arabs ever beating the english in armed conflict desu
*smokes a blunt*
its ya boy double g
oh
business idea: create a company that sells business ideas
>>61422729
>>61422742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3heSPK6SJsU
any chance of a willy suck
business ide-- *SNEEZES*
took me four years to bench my own weight
>>61422834
blackpool
stupid smelly normies
Gentle reminder that any story you read on twitter must be true.
>>61422804
so I wuv out and about yeah, plod nickin me for a packet of weed innit
business idea: open a kitchen that sells tasty and easy to eat meals for hungry office workers during their mandated lunch hour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk1kX-Tdi1Y
business idea: play this while i scurry away to count my shekels
Right
*Puts down telegraph*
*AHEM*
*Picks up Economist*
Ah yes
made a meme lads
>>61422864
he even says alleged lol
You do not have to leave anything but it may harm your defence if you do not fully pulverise my spuds, when questioned, something which you later rely on in my bed. Anything you do say may be given in evidence.
*sits at piano*
*plays Adagio in G Minor by Tomaso Albinoni all the way through without missing a note*
ah yes, flawless piece
business idea: reply to this post
lads rate my music taste
www.last.fm/user/lnslon
Painfully lonely lads
No escape from it
>>61422897
*clears throat*
stupid pommy cunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtjxZoa_LHM
I haven't replied to a single post since May 2014
my (You) account balance is absolutely through the roof
>>61422937
we don't like benderpop here
business idea:
invest a single (you) on >>61422925 s post and collect the interest from subsequent (you)s
off for a fresh trim lads
Got a job interview lads.
Think I actually feel good about myself for once, and I'm not even drunk.
the green frog is funny lol
>>61422947
Do not believe this post
He replied to me earlier in this thread
>>61422975
what's the job?
>>61422864
Everyone videos literally everything in this day and age.
If you don't have video, it's either exaggerated or outright bullshit.
business idea: buy high sell low
What a privilige is it to be alive. Especially when you're born in the first world. It's not fair is it. All I can do is enjoy and appreciate that what was given to me.
>>61422552
SHE LOOKED LIKE SHE HAD NEVER SEEN ANYTHING QUITE SO HORRIBLE IN ALL HER LIFE
>>61422826
You are a monkey.
>>61422975
is it for KFC? I heard they hire anyone there as long as you walk in and be enthusiastic
Business idea: A fit girl comes to my house right now, ties me to my bed naked and rapes me in the arse for hours.
>>61423009
i am not a monkey
>>61422993
poo inspector
>the green frog is funny lol
>>61423009
I forgot the pic.
whats a good film to watch
>>61422993
Graduate sustainability consultant.
business idea: go to the job centre and tell them my idea for a business and get a grant
business idea: sell goods and services at a higher price than the price you originally obtained them at
hahaha yet another day completely and utterly wasted hahahahahahahahahahaahahahah fuck my existence into the earth
*is a turtle*
>>61423046
its a .gif
not a pic
me n the lads
>>61423054
k-on
>>61423054
That aussie bounty hunter film
>>61423077
It's not over yet. Go outside and live life family
>He worries about being labelled reddit
not getting hired for a job i wanted
possibly getting jobs i didn't want
ROOOO
>>61423089
You are a .monkey
Not a human
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxkjfaV9k8Q
ABSOLUTE fucking TUNE lads
theres nothing wrong with reddit bh
*runs hastily towards /brit/*
POLICE WITH A DOG
SHOW YOURSELF
*silent pause*
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE SHOW YOURSELF
*silence*
WHEN THE DOG FINDS YOU STAND COMPLETELY STILL AND YOU WILL NOT BE HARMED
*releases dog*
>>61423108
wahey
>>61423132
It was day 6 of our week long excursion to try and find the one they called Fat Cam, we were beginning to lose hope when we found him staggering around outside a nightclub.
We had been tipped off that this was the club he often visited to try and "get some fanny" as he put it.
"I like it when they wear their leavers hoodies" Cam slurred, eyes pointing in two different directions "makes them easier to prey on."
We weren't really sure what he meant by this but continued asking about his posting experience on /brit/.
"I've been around the block a few times... I've done my lurking" he murmered, it seemed he wasn't keen on talking about the past, perhaps he was trying to forget.
Bringing up his past experiences seemed to agitate him and he became agressive and started swearing at our camera crew, we thought it best not to press the matter.
However, we tried to follow him and ask him what he was doing with his life at the moment. "I'm still living with my mum and my sister" he exclaimed, I asked how they were doing, "same person" he replied.
I decided not to press the issue. Before I could follow up with another question he asked if he could borrow 50p for "a loose ciggie", I complied hoping to get more out of him. As I started to continue he passed out on the spot, bashing his head against a wall and wetting himself with his kebab staining his purple shirt. We thought it best to leave him alone after that.
Wyatt Mann - VICE News
>>61422882
Somebody literally did this opposite my work and it's taken off
> get home after a walk in the cold night
> wrap my hands around my willy and balls to warm them up with a fresh hot chocolate next to me
comfy night tonight lads, god bless
>>61423129
i am a human
i am not a monkey
business idea: the day today, in real life. call it june 2016
IT SAID IT WAS OUT FOR DELIVERY AT 20 PAST 8 AND IT STILL ISNT HERE REEEEEEE
mfw a spaniard replies to me
*pukes*
>brazilians
monkeys out desu
>>61423205
more like royal fail
im telling dad on you spain
>>61423170
i wish it was cold here
All me
Worried about quitting weed lads. Haven't gone for more than a week without it for almost 6 years.
nearing the end lads
>>61423207
>>61423229
Stop harassing me.
tfw spain replies to you
>>61423246
If only
>>61423224
hahaha that is what it's more like x
>>61422931
Your compatibility with lnslon is Very Low.
You both listen to Gorillaz, Aztec Camera and MGMT.
oh
boredom's leading to depression
>>61423238
>mum was watching Jeremy Kyle
>"DRUG ADDICT SON STOLE MY MONEY"
>expected him to be a herion addict or something
>"HOW MUCH ARE YOU SMOKING THE WEED? YOURE AN ADDICT! DON'T YOU KNOW THE WEED IS DESTROYING YOUR BODY?"
>"""drug""" """addict""" breaks down crying
>HOW MUCH OF THE WEED DO YOU SMOKE
>"a-a 10bag (one fucking gram) a day"
Is this shit for real?I already knew Jeremy Kyle was total tripe, but this is rediculous. I bet are Jezza has a pint atleast once a week the hypocritical little twerp
>2016
>thinking weed is addictive
>thinking 1 fucking gram a day is a lot
>thinking weed actually does serious damage to your body
LoL
>tfw I reply to myself
i just got bit by a fucking dog lads
runt lyfe
>>61423303
wank off to some anime la
i didn't want the job anyway
i guess
>>61423304
fuck off degenerate
>>61423246
Who can say where the road goes,
Where the day flows?
Only time...
RIP lad
>>61422931
pretty good i'd say
got called a scruff today lads
bit depressed
>>61423236
go on the ireland reddit and read how smug they all are about brexit
truly an awful place
damn
is this what happens when you just bee yourself
>>61423238
I was in the exact same boat senpai I'm on day 48 right now. If you truly want to do it deep down its easy
>>61423340
lol you scruff
>>61423338
thaks lad give a shoutbox thx
>>61423304
It's scripted
based lindybeige
>>61423291
don't ever reply to me again
Brazil posters really shitting up this place. Chill out lads. You don't need to post every second.
>>61423338
never post in this thread again
/brit/? more like /shit/ haha
/brit/ starter pack
>>61423304
>i'm not addicted!!!
>i've only been smoking every day for the past 7 years!!
>i can stop any time i want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>p-please believe me
>>61423370
don't use last.fm sorry
>"Chancellor George Osborne says taxes will need to be raised and public spending cut following the UK's vote to leave the EU"
hmm
>>61423419
>pants
Fucked it you stupid little runt
Get out
>>61423415
T O W N
R A P I S T
>>61423397
what you going to do about it
>>61423330
It's literally not addictive though. I can stop whenever I want and I frequently do and i've been a heavy smoker for years
>what is a tolerance break
>>61423386
They need to hire better writers who aren't old and outdated as fuck
>>61423397
Fuck off you insufferable monkey. Brazillian posters are better than Australian posters will ever be.
its just the rush of being in a alive general
sorry
business idea: raise the taxes
asked my doctor if he thought i was autistic and he said he didn't think so
i'm off the hook lads
Here's forty shillings on the drum
To those who volunteer to come,
To 'list and fight the foe today
Over the Hills and far away.
>>61423415
>Moldova
who holds her? it's not me im a loner
but i dont wanna go go go there
you are sober thats not me
im a stoner
>>61423397
reckon we should start a uk gov petition to have swedish and australian ip's blocked from /brit/ 2bh
Did a dream where I broke up with Alison Brie and left her in a car park, in the rain, miles from home because she interrupted the Louis Theroux documentary I was watching.
cinefix is patrician
>>61423475
>China
>hello everybody. i wear the flag of my nationality on my clothes
>>61423423
See
>>61423453
You sheltered little gimp
hello everybody i post on 4chan
>>61423475
rapists are polar opposites to cucks
enjoy being genetically flushed out
thinking about diazepam
>>61423304
A gram a day is a lot. I smoke about a gram a week and I still feel it affecting me adversely.
>>61423469
napoleon tw is much better desu
>>61423511
>'United' Kingdom
>>61423536
>moldovan logic
feel like pure shit just want a drink
chundered all over the floor
>>61423527
yep point proven lmao
*considers having a wank*
hmmm....
>>61423536
Well how's Moldova
Any town rapists
>>61423493
Fuck off mate
Through smoke and fire and shot and shell,
And to the very walls of hell,
But we shall stand and we shall stay
Over the hills and far away
>>61423553
true, though I prefer the scope of empire tbqh, muh colonialism, muh empire
We need to introduce favelas to the United Kingdom.
feel like pure shit just want a reece's cup x
>>61422998
Charity?
>>61423594
mine in the middle
feel like pure shit just want her back x
wank to this
>>61423616
the pink one? that's mine
would just like to say australians are good posters and belong in /brit/
feel like her back just want pure shit x
>>61423577
> can't wank for five (5) more days
> last wank was on Sunday
normies normies normies normies
>>61423611
is this real
two hk flags
>>61423647
*hugs*
*pats you on the butt*
*slaps you in the nuts*
love ya bud x
am i a normie
https://streamable.com/kzfu
rorkes coming out of the woodwork
why are all burlesque dancers SJW's?
>>61423653
why?
Though I may travel far from Spain
A part of me shall still remain,
And you are with me night and day
and Over the hills and far away.
>>61423703
they can't keep their legs close but don't want flak for it
>>61423551
> 1g a week
Thats like 2 joints or 4 skinny joints a week lad. People drink more than 2 pints a week on average and theyre fine, despite alcohol being much worse. Youre over reacting.
>>61423703
>'s
idiot runt
>>61423718
visiting me mum's house lad
