*welcomes you to thread*
*informs you of new 100% action posting rules*
bit early
korean pop
kpop
no (you) for (you), OP
business idea: make threads before being anywhere near the bump limit
first for shitting yourself in public on the train and then breaking down crying in public on the train and to add insult to injury it was a quiet carriage
*posts*
janny is gonna be fucking fuming over this like
*dislikes the actionposting gimmick*
>>61420618
>(((randy savage)))
janny on the right
>yank picture
>early
>edition in the subject
this is why we shouldn't migrate to shit new threads
not going to participate in the whole 'buying girls drinks' gimmick anymore
think there are better gimmicks out there and i would just rather not pursue it desu
most handsome english man
*dies*
business idea: slaughter all the ducks at the neighborhood community lake in broad daylight. then sell the meat to the chinese restaurant business owner that just opened up down the block.
just realised that randy savage was bonesaw in the 2002 spiderman film
>>61420688
Get them a bag of crisps instead.
*metaposts*
>>61420694
*is so surprised i shit myself in public on a quiet carriage before breaking down*
*posts in /brit*
*chuckles*
>>61420680
*teleports behind him*
hmphhh...nice try...kid(dy kat)
Icelands not in the EU
>>61420710
*monitoring this post*
*my colleague mentions that theres something wrong with it*
me: what do you mean?
him: it's a meta post
me: what? no?
him: it is it definitely is
*bangs it with my fist*
me: there we go
early threads are a bannable offence
*brews a poo*
i found this nice picture of a dog on the itnernet
*shares*
*poos*
*tries to squat my 1RM for 3 reps*
*hips shoot up before my back*
*hear a clicking*
*hurt my back and hips again*
ah... guess i'll try the exact same thing in a couple days when my back doesnt hurt any more
>Leave Boris to me
>>61420767
nobody cared when you posted this last time
nobody cares now
Some trap I spoke to for bants ages ago messaged me last night and I dont know how to politely tell it to fuck off
Why do Liverpool only buy Southampton players? Are they stuck in a trade union with Southampton? Reckon Liverpool should hold a referendum so they can be free to sign players from any club they want
*posts cute anime feet*
reminder that we had a second brexit at the hands of iceland
*sweats excessively*
>>61420780
I cared a little.
*wakes up*
*got myself a gun*
*mama always said i was the*
*chosen one*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDkCiUhHCc
Rhajk oum thanj tiurhanj you pleaee.....thnkbtou deatmmmmmmm.........u i ibini love you swat ibneed ou my dearest dillon i cjerishbyour somil mynsiiltourbsoul thabjyiu. Thankm tou thnnm you. Thank. You thabj giu olwase do not go my dillon nu mu mu mu ynmy my preioudbfiklon nybdmnfn ilon plese thjjbyiu thnjd tgsnd thsnd hsmd thsnk y8unmmmmmmmm
would you like a snake?
or is that a lizard?
*cant tell*
>>61420684
maybe she just spilled her drink
*cums on anime heels*
>pound down against the dollar
The yanks are coming
Mtbswar awee dillon pese dear sewrdear you aee ny dearest dilly
Mining some coins lads
*licks*
>>61420767
good post
You wondered about the EU's Plan B? Well, here it is. As dangerous as it is desperate. Not a peep in Western media so far, so posting a Polish source. It includes the original text of the document.
https://archive.is/2wNWv
http://www.tvp.info/25939587/europejskie-superpanstwo-zobacz-oryginalny-dokument
translation:
European superstate. See the original document
European superstate instead of the European Union - such a proposal at a meeting in Prague is to present countries of the Visegrad Group head of the German Foreign Minister Frank-Walter Steinmeier. The document, which reached portal tvp.info and the program "It took twenty", has 9 pages and is signed by the foreign ministers of Germany and France. See the original document.
The main assumptions of the document:
• Member countries without the right to its own army and special services.
• The unification of criminal law and the tax system.
• Member without their own currency and central bank.
• Uniform visa system.
• A common foreign policy with other countries and international organizations.
• Limited role of NATO.
Tl;dr: Brussels bureaucrats try to take advantage of Eastern European countries poor economic conditions to tempt them into creation of a disgusting USSR-like blob.
roomy boxers to facilitate big cums
*despises anime posters*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMlby1X98wU
*i get up*
*she boards the flight*
*i walk to the bathroom*
*she gets in her seat*
*i begin doing a poo*
*her plane moves to the tarmac*
*i wipe my arsehole*
*her plane takes off*
*i look out my window*
*her plane flies over head*
*with pathos in my eyes, i look up at the plane that holds her*
chemtrails ... they cant keep getting away with it
>>61420947
O pamento do boleto eu paguei o boleto do boleto pagamento você pagou o boleto loterica?
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUU
*booms*
*has sunshine in a bag*
>Interpol went shit after Antics
#TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet is trending
>>61420947
Seems totally legit.
what a dreadful thread full of dreadful people on a dreadful day in a dreadful country
*kills*
got a tinder match but still reckon its broken
Give me some ideas of what to build here in this open space lads
>>61421054
she cute?
>>61420756
*rides human penis*
What is the colour of night?
>>61421055
>politics in America
>>61421076
maybe im gonna find out her fb
>>61420947
And so the 4th Reich begins
Looks like Britain is going to have to save the continent AGAIN
>@ jeremycorbyn I was as elected as the Labour Party's leader to redistribute wealth and power
really makes u think
>>61421055
>half of pics are probably ironic
>>61421081
Sanguine
>>61421074
a shed to house your livestock
>>61421074
Put the game in fancy ya fuckin pleb
>>61421026
>>61421055
What is it with female trump supporters and being really fit?
Just paid a group of runts from a council estate to take turns kicking my ballbag
>>61421101
eh probs not desu midwest birds in the us are probs pretty pro trump
what's the most cringy thing you've ever done lads?
when i was 14 or 15 i bought an earpiece and some plain looking clothes and would walk around town, stopping on corners and muttering descriptions of people under my breath before following them for 5 minutes or so
obviously i wanted people to think i was a secret agent or something and it's so fucking embarrassing looking back because i was a skinny runt and people must have laughed at me so hard
>laughter from the MEPs
Did Farage seriously believe this?
>>61421124
vanity
I made 3.3% on pound rising last night, just goes to show all the scaremongering that's going on, people are unaware that after such a drastic change everyone will sell there shares of gbp causing a crash and then buy at a low which will cause the increase again as it does all the time, the BBC saying that it's because of the exit and the pound is in danger and so on, it's all a lie, the only reason it would be in danger is if everyone starts panicking and makes a recession by not spending due to the lies created.
Carry on as you are and everything will be fine!
Poleaboo is on the bus back from his laser hair removal consultation
Took 90 minutes, 2 buses and 20 miles of travel to get there
The woman was very nice, put me at ease, didn't have to say much
She told me that my face would look more feminine after removal and asked if that was what I really wanted, didn't pry too much
We did some test patches and on the areas of my face with more dense hair, the laser REALLY hurt, made me jump a bit
Would score the pain 8/10, maybe higher if over a full 20/30 min session
Browsed the nearby ASDA for a bit, no shame looking at womens clothes in an alien town
Need to contact them in a few days, see if there are any side-effects
Will book my full sessions then
I want this
*drinks a whiskey drink*
*drinks a vodka drink*
*drinks a lager drink*
*drinks a cider drink*
>>61421074
Build a wall
>>61421142
shit myself in school
>>61421091
good lad get in
>>61421142
jesus christ
>>61421157
*sings the songs that reminds me of the good times*
What should I say lads
>when i was 14 or 15 i bought an earpiece and some plain looking clothes and would walk around town, stopping on corners and muttering descriptions of people under my breath before following them for 5 minutes or so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7IewKT3zlE
Rate my speech.
>>61421144
He's senile mate. Should be in a home
>>61421144
Most MEPs are delusional ideologues.
It you want to know the truth, look at what the German business leaders have been saying the last couple days.
University of skateboard design
think i've been mis-sold ppi
>>61421157
>>61421174
*knocks you down*
*Goes to work*
>>61421174
*sings the songs that remind him of the better times*
>>61421177
wouldn't speak to a fucking meme runt like that gbh
>>61421177
hey it's dat girl
o shit waddup
>>61421187
bit rubbish
>>61421151
Yeah the true crash will come when we refuse to join the EEA because peasants don't like the polish
*goes on holiday to a hostel*
*notices cute girl on the first night*
*makes small talk*
*goes to club with her and her friends next night*
*can't make small talk any more*
*gets too drunk*
*shouts over music*
I JUST THINK YOU'RE GREAT
*leans in for kiss*
*gets rejected*
*leaves and goes back to hostel*
ahhh, truly a summer holiday to remember
>>61421163
do go on
>>61421193
"We're going to make a fucking packet with all the banks fleeing to here?"
>>61421222
Very witty thanks for that mate
>>61421074
Slave plantation
www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/06/28/ftse-to-open-higher-as-pound-strengthens-but-theres-more-volatil/
It has finally le bounced back lads :DDDD
>>61421240
"Get a new trade deal arranged with the UK as fast as humanly possible."
>>61421235
try again with a different girl? no big deal
*stares at you*
https://streamable.com/kzfu
?????????????
>>61421250
That's what you said last time.
l'ds
>>61421244
no problem, always willing to help a brother out
Accidentally ate a crisp with black bits on the end
>>61421280
what a strange pose
>>61421154
Why the fuck didn't I get a (you)?
>>61421280
looks a lot like a girl i went out with a few times
facebook com/pointswest/videos/834021570026321/
>>61421291
they're the best ones
>>61421267
im trying a new meme of predictive actionposting because im going to a hostel next month and i was predicting that would happen
>>61421263
No, they're saying the UK should stop fucking around and get out the EU as fast as humanly possible.
*tastes you*
Tupperware? More like TupperWHERE IS THE FUCKING LID
>>61421344
good post
>>61421250
>strengthens
By about 1%.
>>61421342
Because the negotiations of the terms of leaving are inherently tied to the future relationships.
>>61421362
>when she says shes never had her ass ate before
>>61421362
ebin rimmy
business idea: buy an in demand product in bulk and sell individually at a profit
>>61421381
>ass
fuck off yank
*blushes*
>>61421250
still has a bit to go
>>61421362
delete this
>>61421403
the meme wouldnt work if i said arse since i was parroting ebonic memes, you dopey runt
>>61421335
oh right where you going?
>removal of lead from petrol caused a decrease in crime
really makes u think
Business idea: Pay for goods and services by exchanging them with a universal commodity
>>61421250
>unironically believing BoJo's personal shilling machine
>>61421408
the 250 was the one doing worse
>>61421425
cars ought to be banned
>>61421440
*kills self*
no?
Poo
>>61421424
still on the fence between oslo and belgrade
business idea: sell labour for currency
dont even give a shit anymore i just action posts to my mates on fb
>Nigels speech in front of the EU parliament
Destroying the Union is simply not enough for him. He must also haunt them with his bantz
What a lad!
>>61421445
Show it compared to the last year
business idea: sell labour for slightly less currency than that guy
>>61421462
Oslo: expensive as FUCK and unfriendly people
Belgrade: cheap as fuck, balkan qts, might get shot or stabbed
Business idea: Cash out all of my available money and pay people £5 a pop to leather me in the bollocks with their foot until I have no money left.
Business idea: Abolish businesses
>>61421490
Business idea: veto the EU
>>61421523
enhance
How long do I have left to register to vote for the referendum? Think I've made my mind up on what I want to vote
business idea: nuke germany and save europe for generations
>>61421482
*enters your fb chat*
ahoy hoy
We aren't actually going to leave the EU right lads? I mean even most of the Brexit voters have realised it was a bad idea
*shoots the australian*
business plan: end poverty by making everyone poor
>>61421565
*sprays you with anti bacteria spray and throws a bucket of scolding salt water on you*
me on the left
Just splashed myself in some Bvlgari Aqva Amara
>>61421570
>remainers so butthurt they're posting as leave voters
laugh out loud
>>61421506
think i'll probs go belgrade then. Like the idea of somewhere scandi but i guess scandinavia isn't what i picture it as
>>61421570
bit l8 for buyers remorse now m8
fancy myself a bit of a maverick I must say
*needs a poo*
*goes to do a poo*
>tfw the MILF next door has her undergarments out drying on the clothes line
*you come up on tinder*
*takes a screenshot*
*swipes left*
>>61421523
And here is the FTSE 100 which is 5.5x larger than the 250
>Studies show that /brit/ posters have an average IQ approximately 63% higher than the national average
wew
Bernie Sanders is Larry David in disguise 2bh.
Can't get over how alike they are.
lol
what are the benefits of leaving again except getting rid of the brownies which we found out isn't happening
>>61421648
theyre not alike at all
they're just both jewish
>there are still people that unironically support brexit
Kys, it won't effect how many pakis are in our country and it has fucked our economy
>>61421663
It's the voice.
>>61421671
Affect, you stupid foreign twat
>>61421648
>>61421663
pretty pretty prettyy good reform
>>61421658
You're parliament is actually sovereign over your own country.
>>61421684
just use the word 'impact', works in both circumstances
>>61421684
Why do you support brexit little englander?
going down to cornwall with the lads in t-minus 2 hours
well excited
>>61421624
bit dirty that, you should be ashamed of doing that sort of thing
imagine nutting inside a woman
>>61421695
Once we join the European market again we will become a bitch of the eu so that was pointless
QUE PASA CONTIGO
/tv/ deleted the thread about ReportoftheWeek yet keeps up about 50 game of thrones threads a day
>>61421710
Where abouts you going lad
im a bit gay
*sees the barista qt on tinder*
ah yes
oh christ *pulls out that gun from my hand drawer and lets it rip*
i need big dick
>>61421757
cornwall i just said you prick
The water I'm drinking rn came out of a volcano :3
wacky picture of birds
*catalogue autistic finn posts*
>>61421703
Because I have faith in my country and oppose the plans of the EU
Why does Leanne Wood want Wales to leave the UK just because Scotland could leave?
If Scotland leaves then there's more share of money to go to Wales, the daft bint.
>>61421670
>document written in English and slathered in watermarks
Seems a little suspect to me tbqh.
>>61421767
Where in Cornwall though you bellend
>>61421738
Economic union and political union are completely different things.
The problem with the EU is that they really really want to turn it into a political union in the form of a federalized state.
The UK voting Leave is a firm NO to the political union.
>>61421775
all water is made in volcanoes you utter dipstick
>>61421743
haha you're gay
*makes work for idle hands*
>>61421639
90% of FTSE 100 companies also trade overseas. The FTSE 250 trade much more heavily internally so is a better indicator of investor confidence in mainland UK companies
whats sargon opinion on brexit?
>muh economy
>3tn magically wiped out in 5 days
ahh yes we are all MUCH poorer because monopoly money went missing
>>61421794
that wasnt me haha
and i unironically dont know, i didnt plan anything
staying with a lad who lives in bournemouth the 1st night, then driving down
quack quack x)
>>61421827
Why does he wear the mask?
admitted to my gf last night that I used to have nightmares about an animated stop sign
>>61421853
*posts an animated stop sign*
>>61421827
No, we are poorer because the pound devalued. The other effects will take time.
>>61421830
there's only one city in all of Cornwall called Truro, I'd head there if you're going for a lads night out sort of thing
Also I once did a pub crawl in a little port town called Perranporth, was tight
>>61421759
Post willy
do you ever feel youre not real
>>61421868
dick
>>61421853
*waits until your die*
*replaces your tombstone with a stop sign*
the nightmare never ends
I like this Brazillian poster. He's much better than that Hong Kong mong.
>>61421876
No. You lot, however? I know you're not real.
>>61421657
nobody knew who I was
me?
or the other one
>>61421908
That's not really saying much, is it?
>>61421870
we're most likely gonna be doing pub crawls, having a lads night out in bournemouth
>>61421763
it's always darkest before the dawn...
*stares at photo of qt who got away*
sun should be coming up any minute.....
i am invisible
*disappears*
>>61421970
come here mate
*places my head next to your head*
*pulls the trigger*
im just saying has anyone ever seen a brexit voter
this whole thing is false flagged
*toouches you*
youre invisible
but youre real
>>61421994
yes, the government actively put into the place the decision it didn't want
>>61421942
you
>>61421994
It's funny, if you go on the comments section of a lot of the news websites a lot of the people who support Brexit are retards who can't spell properly
THE MADMAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlN9o3g-yuA
>>61421970
*looks up crush who rejected him*
*observes she is now more qt*
y-yep any day now
>>61421994
about half my local pub were pro-brexit
as of yesterday they either didn't vote or regret it
keks
hmmmmmmm
i have no real intelligence so i'll just use the phrase 'false flag' a lot so people think i'm informed
popping in the toilets at work for a cheeky wank
gonna be loving this
Big Dave, Deano, Shauny and Alex just tagged me on instagram and made fun of me, cant hack this lads. Thinking about offing meself tbqh ngl.
>>61422078
had a cheeky wank in high school once
was a bit of a thrill
*roasting a handful of pumpkin seeds*
>>61422021
it's definitely the more ill educated side but I'm seeing a lot of idiocy from the remain side too with "we're becoming a fascist state!" which is just utterly stupid.
>>61422102
yeah same
>>61422019
i also like you
and your country
and your countries planes
keep it up
