chill edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9hwjQBQFIo
cara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlN9o3g-yuA
ARE NIGE
korean pop
ds
>>61424160
Stop posting this ugly whore.
Business idea: Lie about having cancer at work so all the women hug me and I can feel their nipples against my chest
>>61424154
Juncker is getting butthurt as fuck lads haha
kpop
>>61424185
This
fuck off you chink twat
Had a bit of a go at the gf for not caring enough about my orgasms
She literally calls it "finishing me off" and makes it seem like such an effort, after I've given her one from foreplay and two from sex
my soul's black and blue
but no one's hitting on me
good fio lad
nujabes a best
>>61424154
Business idea:
>snap every runt leave voters twig neck
>>61424193
Never post in my thread again.
>>61424193
Big risk for small reward. Wouldn't recommend it.
Why yes hello. I'd like to request a Lad Application Form
Business Idea: assassinate Farage
another pic of my sister (left)
i love this albums cover art
The gf
>>61424196
lol
What a petulant little baby
>>61424228
You having a LAF mate? hahaha
*slaps your drink out of your hand*
>>61424205
Do you not know the difference between china and hong kong?
>>61424228
in triplicate, if you don't mind
>>61424243
This is my gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mva8XGtN16A
>>61424196
nige can be happy with that photo as a product of his 20 year campaign
>>61424160
exceptional post
>>61424168
meh post
>>61424198
meh post
>laughter from MEPs
What did they mean by this?
How many refugees did your local council take lads?
Sheffield here, we've taken 44
>>61424236
Post feet
>>61424248
*pulls another pint from my sleeve*
Am I in?
reminder that there are two hong kongers in this thread
>>61424255
yes, and you're still a chink
>>61424168
Fuck Korea. Ugly subhumans.
>>61424200
It's impressive how much you know about my biochemistry from an anonymous post on the internet. You gonna tell me my ethanol LD50 too?
>>61424196
hahaha what a nincompoop
>THE GUY WHO COMPOSED INDEPENDENCE DAY IS CALLED THOMAS WANKER HAHAHAHA
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Wanker
*laughter*
>>61424264
>asmr
good lad
>>61424277
0 i hope
>>61424238
He actually achieves the Daniel Johnston vibe pretty well in a lot of his music.
just been told I'm not 'husband material'
Why is juncker such a weird cunt
>>61424285
Oop, look out mate, think you spilt a bit there
*you look at your other arm*
*slaps your drink out of your hand*
waheyyyy
Taking part in scientific experiments because I'm broke lads.
>>61424314
what does wanker mean?
>>61424277
a hotel near where I grew up was cleared out to house a few hundred, apparently crime has skyrocketed in the area hmmm
what do you all do for a living?
>>61424307
Yes, I will.
One standard 330ml bottle of alcohol will not get you drunk
>>61424304
good post
>>61424314
hahaha what a wanker
Business idea: watch wheeler dealers
>>61424363
think about suicide desu
>>61424363
Wherever I go, I must shitpost.
>>61424363
b-bit of this, bit of that
>>61424340
probly just mean you can't be held on a leash
and be told to suck off fresh bull cum from her roast beef-like genitalia
>>61424342
>I know it was you, Nigel. You broke my heart
>>61424363
Software Dev
>>61424281
you didn't say who's feet
>>61424342
Europeon
>>61424371
bad poster
bad country
bad flag
fuck off brits
>>61424367
Oh dear
>>61424358
Yeah crime against the refugees by bloody ukip racist brexiters!!
>>61424399
alri frodo
>>61424358
it's those bloody racists i bet
>>61424314
>Cockfosters
>Mudchute
hahaha
>>61424363
professional expert
Aim for similar status as Norway's "lads".
>>61424408
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>61424363
(i'm an expert)
>>61424275
Stultifying post
unironically been cucked out of using my 'chon pass by my shit internet
My name is Ping Chang and I hate all of you white scum.
Article 50
W H E N
H
E
N
Cryptic clue of a band or an artist
The Australian fella had to pick two bloke
E
>>61424276
Nige was trying to be threatening but failed because he's a beta cuck.
>>61424338
thoughts on the new album?
>>61424344
Oh yeah?
*pulls down trousers and bends over*
Take a good look, you won't be dissapointed
*you take a gander at my brown eye*
*a crisp tall ale shits out*
Trust me, this is primo brew
*you take a swig and it's the best you've had*
which one lads?
>>61424477
shit
>>61424481
nonce
>>61424481
whoever has the best feet bth
>>61424414
>he thinks he gets high from smoking 1/10th of a gram of weed
Get a grip of yourself. If 0.1g gets you stoned, I bet you get pissed on wkd.
>>61424460
>Kowloon
do you live in that big cube?
>>61424460
bit racist tbqh
want to have a wank but the postman is meant to be delivering something any minute
what a conundrum
Thinking about learning how to play the guitar but cbf at the same time
lads
>>61424490
bit rude desu
>>61424505
Rag one out at 100mph
Like pottery
>>61424238
What album is that?
>>61424399
Feet rate thread? Mine about this time last year.
Bird shit skins OUT. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD!!!!!!!
>>61424505
Answer the door having a wank and say "looks like my package will soon be making a delivery too!"
go drink some tea
Reminder that this turboLAD will soon be leader of Her Majesty's opposition
>>61424477
I'm not that big a fan, haven't given it a proper listen. Album cover is also cool though.
I wish the milkman would deliver my milk in the morning
>>61424518
me in the back
>>61424505
wank on the postman.
who cares.
just another underpaid federal employee.
they won't do shit.
>>61424498
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kowloon_Walled_City
Demolished
>>61424517
>>61424534
looks like a proper bender desu
business plan: make an Independence Day movie for the UK, but call it Independence De Ja Vu
special edition
marry, fuck, kill, place in a black bin bag and leave it in the thames overnight
>>61424522
https://youtu.be/ppa_fKXRAjQ
Twin Fantasy
>>61424558
RIP :(
ROOOOOOOOOO VOTE PROPERLY THIS TIME
so when do we overthrow the house of windsor, and rightfully place the house of farage as the rulers of England?
>>61424497
It's actually quite easy to get high when you don't sit around smoking weed all day.
>your subjective experiences are wrong because I say so
walked in on my boss in an important and said
"bad show"
then left
haven't had my boss say anything to me in 2 hours lads
bit worrited
Can we use these so called "foreign aid" payments to pay for refugees?
Who /sad boi ;_;/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i67FEJQpjBI
>>61424580
kill, marry, fuck, place in a black bin bag and leave it in the thames overnight
I told you fucking cumskins to get out of my thread Why are you still here?
FUCK
OFF
BIRD
SHIT
SKINS
FUCKING CUMSKIN SO GROSS
EUROPEAN SCUM OUT OF MY THREAD
>>61424522
its explicit in the filename
>>61424580
other option, fuck, marry, kill
>>61424604
can i stay
EUROPEAN SCUM OUT OF MY THREAD
Sorry I'm late
>England
watching a columbine documentary
why do people on this board have such weird hands and feet
>>61424585
Was fucking filthy though, and there were a bunch of triads
>>61424652
Reported to the CCP for sedition.
BIRD SHIT SKINS GET OUT OF MY THREAD
WHITE PEOPLE HAVE GROSS SKIN
LOOK LIKE BIRD SHIT
GROSS
listening to some nujabes lads
>>61424663
Our greatest moment
tasty toes
>>61424677
what do you mean
really scared of suddently phase out of existence into a pool of boiling water
or someone in the bottom of the ocean surviving the pressure
or to wake up tomorrow
>>61424697
thats a nice dress
>>61424677
what do you mean
Reckon we should just rename the England football team but it's obviously cursed st this point
>Be fairly decent football player
>Put on an England shirt
>Now you are a shit player
>>61424698
ayy lmao
IF YOU'RE WHITE GET OUT OF MY THREAD
>>61424697
old hags tb la
>>61424698
ayyy lmao
>>61424698
ayy lmao
spreading english to the world was a mistake
GET OUT OF MY THREAD BIRD SHIT SKINS
i was a mistake
>>61424698
>>61424724
forgot your regional lad
>>61424698
Reeeeeeeee
>>61424593
I smoke a 10 bag a week as well, but I make 2 0.5g joints out of it for Friday and Saturday night. You're literally retarded if you smoke that tiny amount of weed in a joint aswell, most of it will just burn away, at least use a pipe/bong. Fucking idiot. Do you even know how miniscule .1g is? You might as well smoke nothing. Saying that .1g gets you high is like saying 1 bottle of budweiser gets you drunk.Fuck off, child.
*scrolls past 60 porn videos*
mmm
all pretty boring and derivative
THE POSTMAN INTERRUPTED MY FUCKING WANK
HAD TO ANSWER THE DOOR WITH A MASSIVE ERECTION AND PRETEND LIKE IT WAS NOTHING
not flooding the English plains was a mistake
CUMSKINS OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
wish i was famous for eating fast food in my car dressed with dad's suit
>>61424762
>>61424715
>>61424698
get a hand exerciser. your life depends on it
Gareth Southgate as England manager?
Erm...nah, not a fan.
>>61424563
Takes one to know one.
>>61424785
Bet it didn't take much pretending
Who /indenpendentlondon/ here?
>>61424762
kek
IF YOUR SKIN IS CUM COLORED GET OUT OF MY THREAD
>>61424794
Got any toots on you, lad?
>>61424785
was very disturbing
>>61424805
Yeah let's get redknapp in hahahaha
How did pakipoo afford to fly to Hong Kong?
Is he there for a discount sex change?
>>61424775
>gets this upset that I smoke weed differently than he does
>proceeds to call ME a child
pottery
>>61424587
>all the times you've posted this unfunny shite that nobody cares about
Literal medical autism
>Fuck off anon!!
>>61424785
that wasn't the postman. it was the undercover wank police
WHITE CUMSKIN BIRD SHIT GET OUT OF MY THREAD
>>61424805
Shearer for England manager
>>61424817
what's that, some initiative to support local independent businesses? Sounds good to me.
>>61424810
*winks at you*
1v1 me in my bed ;^]
desk chair is stuck even though none of the coats on the back are coat in the wheels reeeeee
>Owen Jones is the only Remainer talking sense right now
mental, absolutely mental
having a think
BIRD SHIT SKINS OUT OF MY THREAD RIGHT NOW
>>61424863
probably get us relegated
Exclusive reaction of the brussels beaurocrats to brexit
>>61424845
student loan money, he had about 5k left or something
>>61424828
yes indeed dear customer
i have a premium toot right there
pristine state
for the low low price of your soul + tip
>>61424363
racially abuse people who don't look as white as me on public transport
Who is this fucking chinky twat
Don't think he realises that I bare knuckle people purely for banter and I won't hesitate to batter him and then make him kiss my shoe outside the Local Bubble tea shop
CUMSKINS GET OUT
GET OUT
GET OUT
GET OUT
Feeling very unimpressed with the porn industry right now
>>61424872
tehe, stop ;p
going to do a humongous shite
>>61424877
give me a reason not to filter hong kong
>>61424942
when's the next general election going ot be?
whats with this inverted jap flag nob ed and his obsession with cum a bird muck?
womens liberation was possibly the single greatest mistake in the history of mankind
Anyone know what Roy hodgson was the shadow minister for before he resigned?
>>61424933
ah yes
the old cage fight/destroying all of you/survive and be the last one gimaymayck
>>61424968
Honestly haven't a clue
>>61424979
t.angry virgin
>>61424540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjGB9hc5huk
this half gook bitch is the chick carseat headrest
>>61424982
football
>>61424982
ball kicking
>>61424979
you're going to get tipped for this but this is undoubtebly true
sharia law when?
>>61424564
I second this. it is such a good idea that I won't even tell you to fuck off for saying "movie".
>>61424848
Im trying to help you. You're wasting money, I guarantee you don't get high. You probably get nicotine rush and think you're stoned lol.
I just cant even
Lad, you're a fucking idiot
Waste your money, that's fine with me.
>takes one pull of a tiny joint
>WHOA DUDE IM LIKE SO HIGH DUDE
>>61424946
too many small breasts and black cocks imo
>>61424982
howling
>>61424924
mmm ... i see you drive a hard bargain
never the less, i'm interested in viewing what you have on offer before we discuss payment details
Be a good sir and post a pic of the toot in question
>>61424877
This is such a retarded argument. The leave campaign said that the money would be available for all those uses, but the power only lies with parliament to actually allow the allocations.
>you're going to get tipped for this but this is undoubtebly true
DISGUSTING BIRD SHIT SKIN
GROSS WHITE PEOPLE
GET OUT
IF YOU'RE WHITE GET OUT
DISGUSTING CUMSKIN
>>61424785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=425GpjTSlS4
>>61425061
I could blind you with chicken wire, Chang
>>61425040
Not even, just boring scenarios
>>61425059
jesus
IF YOU'RE WHITE YOU'RE NOT RIGHT
GET OUT OF MY THREAD
any tights lads
My girlfriend is breathtakingly beautiful
>>61424979
capitalism's fault, never a need before to bring half the population into wagework
might resign from jezzas cabinet
>>61425095
my arsehole is quite tight
>>61425059
>>61425061
Fuck off slanty eyes
Going to do a big fat poo and there's NOTHING any of you can do about it
drieddogshitskins
>>61425058
Tsk tsk tsk.
got a thing for short mousey brunettes lads
>>61425054
here it is in all its glorious splendor
do prod it all you want
*hands you a condom*
;3
Business idea: wank in public places for the thrill.
GET OUT OF MY THREAD
GET OUT OF MY THREAD
GET OUT OF MY THREAD
>>61424877
I didn't realise she was such a cunt.
drinking a wkd
>>61425128
>lets
fucking christ, why don't people understand English?
Gimmicks that I'm not a huge fan of:
Hong Kongposting
That is all
i apologise for the behaviour of my retarded cousin
>>61425128
Don't see how that contradicts what Farage was saying.
That 350 million a week is now free to use on the NHS. If parliament votes to allow it.
Wish I were a fit girl so I could make billions off doing ASMR videos
FUCK YOU WHITE PEOPLE GET OUT OF MY THREAD
>>61425010
>"this is one of those songs that demands great headphones or speaker system."
hm. am kinda into it, kinda not
>>61425156
Obviously a biit late for you bazza, off to bed
>you're going to get tipped for this
>>61425138
>hands you a condom
cheeky fucker
*takes condom*
>>61425037
>no really, your subjective experiences are wrong
Mate look, I've been smoking (tobacco and weed) for about 7 years. I am very aware of what being high feels like. Just because I don't smoke huge spliffs like some tryhard chav doesn't mean I don't get high.
What I find at odds is that what one their MPs said "we failed to get a clear message across to the voters".
NO, what you failed to do is listen to what your voters were telling you.
You are there to represent them, not tell them what to think.
I hate it when my friends talk about sex lads
It's so awkward because they all know i'm a virgin
>>61425174
did he hack your 4chan account?
>>61425164
I wonder if it's the same Hong Kong poster from like 18 months ago who lived off of his dad and thought he was some genius businessman because daddy was even though he was as dense as lead.
Ah yes I'm an economics expert posting on a Tibetan dream weaving emporium. Please listen to my opinions for they surely are the correct ones
{wipes away dorito crumbs from mouth and takes a sip mountain dew]
if they legalized weed, that would cover the cost of brexit
Prove me wrong
>>61425197
MPs aren't supposed to just do what opinion polls say
>>61425156
Let's is the correct form to use here as it's the contraction of 'let us' though???
>>61425211
>the cost of brexit
lol
>>61425211
>legalized
fuck off yank
Corbyn isn't the problem. Too many MPs still don't get it, and are trying desperately (with the assistance of the BBC) to create a narrative where the stupid plebs didn't get the message.
No, YOU didn't get the message. Your heartlands abandoned you - go find out why instead of deciding in your little echo chamber.
Oh, and Chilcot is coming. Desperation politics in in full gear...
