Fuck off Hong Kong edition
korean pop
>>61425552
bought a dip stand and a door gym for pull up, already got a weighted vest for legs, see you lads when I am swole af!! cheerio
JOG ON HONG KONG
lads
Need a shite and a piss
Gonna save it up and bit so it's more satisfying haha
kpop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J5_NyR4CTk
tune
you voted leave, when THE FUCK are you taking all the commonwealth countries back by force
>>61425575
>>61425552
Stop recognise him
bit rude t bh
>>61425598
thank god you reposted this in the new thread
utter runtlord
>>61425552
Reported to Jezza for racism.
cute girls
*has a weird thought*
woah ... that was a bit too weird ... might have to jump in to talk to my subconscious about that one
*i walk through the hallway of a supermax prison* *i slowly approach the cell that keeps my subconscious*
*as i come into view of him i see my subconscious standing in the middle of the room, in a blue jump suit, hands in a loose fist, with his eyes following me*
Subconscious: Good morning.
executed a cum for sedition
>>61425615
*appears behind you*
*weld both your holes shut*
>>61425637
i'm gone, but thanks (i'm not here)
>>61425647
is she a new shadow cabinet member?
>>61425674
Waste of your time lad
>>61425426
I pissed in a bottle once. It was because my sister had a party and all the toilets were hijacked by normies. I put it in my pocket and went outside with and threw it behind a wall on the way to the pub. It's still there and has been for almost a year, the piss has gotten lighter in colour so it looks more like water than piss now.
>>61425675
Must be
>>61425655
Me: Good morning. I'm here to get your analysis of this *raises a piece of paper*
Subconscious: Closer please
*extends arm*
Subconscious: Closer
>>61425647
>cute girls
you mean slags
>>61425622
saddens me how no-one acknowledges my tune posts now.
nothing better than reporting posts and watching the janny swoop in and clean up the mess
Found a free bottle of water round the back of the pub lads haha get in
>>61425443
>Let's fund our NHS written right under the statement that the UK sends the EU 350 million a week
>NO that means nothing, they're just implying things that could never happen to promote their campaign, there's nothing wrong with that!
>>61425700
pffft
fuck off
Creased
>>61425691
Ahahaha imagine if someone drinks it
ignore 190kg/pakipoo
Rung up Janny again. He picked up the call but all I can hear is heavy breathing and the occasional grunt. He isn't responding.
Might have to call his manager.
*hijacks the australians' subconscious and have them make out loudly*
rooo that's it bébé that's it
*cums in my own face*
>FUCK OFF WHITE SLUG
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>YOU ARE GROSS
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>BIRD SHIT SKIN
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what did he mean by this lads?
drieddogshitskins
>>61425776
haven't a clue
>>61425779
Post hand
cba with hongkong
fucking faggot.
>>61425780
Fascinating
Janny pls
>chinks
dear hong kong friend, please improve your banter
Watching someone get a corneal transplant
They stab a knife around your iris, take out your cornea, pump liquid in your eye, and then place a rolled up cornea in the hole and unroll it
Bit disgusting desu
>>61425817
One of the Hongkongers is a decent lad who wants Hong Kong to return to its rightful owner. One is a massive autist.
FUCK OFF WHITE SLUG
FUCK OFF WHITE SLUG
FUCK OFF WHITE SLUG
YOU ARE GROSS
YOUR SKIN IS GROSS
FUCK
OFF
FUCK
OFF
FUCK
OFF
GROSS CUMSKIN
BIRD SHIT SKIN
FUCK OFF WHITE SLUG
FUCK OFF WHITE SLUG
FUCK OFF WHITE SLUG
YOU ARE GROSS
YOUR SKIN IS GROSS
FUCK
OFF
FUCK
OFF
FUCK
OFF
GROSS CUMSKIN
BIRD SHIT SKIN
FUCK OFF
GROSS CUMSKIN
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
YOUR SKIN IS GROSS
FUCK OFF
>>61425806
>>61425762
Subconscious: Oh no no *tisks* you started so elegantly before you transitioned so hamfistedly. Tell me, did mummy not give you enough attention on her teat? Did Uncle Barry not play by the rules when you two were playing Red-Light-Green-Light? Did Mary Sue go off and fuck another man?
*shuts eyes and breathes in through nose*
British+Chinese=Canadian
prove me wrong
>>61425852
>/pol/
>>61425852
![6OItE8[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/DQIeV8x.png "6OItE8[1].png")
The cuck is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a cuck and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out." - Nigel Farage
A few weeks ago I pissed in a pint glass out of laziness and put it in under my bed. Later that week there was a house party and there were no glasses so I emptied it down the toilet and took it downstairs to wash it up but there was no sponge/washing up liquid so I just left it on the side.
amusingly the normies thought it was clean and filled it up with water and started drinking from it lol
>>61425852
get bent, freak
>>61425887
More like British+French but then it becomes a Chinkaboo
>In Genesis 48:19, it talks about how Ephraim will give birth to many nations, and his younger brother will be greater than him
>Of course this refers to Britian and America
>>61425852
>cuckchan /pol/
No thanks friendo.
>>61425887
They are more liberal and less militaristic than either the British or the Chinese. Dubious claim senpai.
Reminder to collapse the post as soon as you see it
>>61425938
>>61425901
you'd be surprised how watery piss tastes after it's been stagnant for a few weeks
*filters hong kong*
ahh yes there we are
>/pol/ is supposed to be a containment board
>ever board on here is essentially a /pol/ colony
why wont gook moot remove that shithole?
>>cuckchan /pol/
>>61425951
I see someone hasn't heard about the war on baby seals
I've literally only flirted with one girl in my entire life. It didnt work.
Im still a kissless virgin
>tfw on my phone
>tfw can't filter this cunt country
reeee
>>61425998
That's just pest control. Every nation does that.
>>61425983
>>61425983
>The 4chan was tumblr until /pol/ arrived meme
k.e.k.
>>61425976
thoroughly disappointed
FUCK OFF WHITE SLUG
FUCK OFF WHITE SLUG
FUCK OFF WHITE SLUG
YOU ARE GROSS
YOUR SKIN IS GROSS
FUCK
OFF
FUCK
OFF
FUCK
OFF
GROSS CUMSKIN
BIRD SHIT SKIN
FUCK OFF WHITE SLUG
FUCK OFF WHITE SLUG
FUCK OFF WHITE SLUG
YOU ARE GROSS
YOUR SKIN IS GROSS
FUCK
OFF
FUCK
OFF
FUCK
OFF
GROSS CUMSKIN
BIRD SHIT SKIN
FUCK OFF
GROSS CUMSKIN
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
YOUR SKIN IS GROSS
FUCK OFF
DISGUSTING CUMSKIN
FUCK OFF
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>>61426010
same here
i havent touched a vagina since the 90s
>>61426010
>>61426048
get a trip so i can filter you
Hi Britfags. How does it feel to have the world in another recession?
*screams into the phone*
J A N N Y
*silence*
...
*he picks up*
we've got a swede-level spaz out in here
requesting your noble assistance, NOW.
>>61426010
stop telling us and just kill yourself
big fan of this hong kongian
janny quick to action as always
>>61425983
because it's the biggest board next to /b/
>>61426068
>>61426068
Fantastic, mate.
>>61426089
I don't get it why is the Swedish national anthem a meme
>>61426010
b urself bro
>>61426068
>>61426079
i apologise for my retarded cousin
>KEANU REEVES SUPPORTS REMAIN
>BREXIT CONFIRMED BLUE BILL
https://twitter.com/faisalislam/status/747787175601770496
just ate a mushroom and bacon sandwich
Very very tasty
Brexit isn't all bad
*slowly manoeuvres towards tannoy microphone*
*clears throat*
janitor to aisle /brit/... janitor to aisle /brit/... thank you...
>>61426109
helo :DD
>>61426109
>>61425983
4chan is a right wing website. if you don't like it fuck off
![Nigel-Farage-521410[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wyhloi4.jpg "Nigel-Farage-521410[1].jpg")
>>61426068
>thinking the race war will happen whilst the World is comfy and content
>>61426124
Keanu Reeves should give us guns
>>61426109
premium banter from Finland
going to take a diazepam and watch ASMR under a blanket
Maximum comfy
Might follow it up with a nice bottle of bleach afterwards too x
>>61426076
>>61426112
teach me
teach me how to get a gf
Im fucking terrified im going to be alone forever
*shuffles into thread*
*ignore overly complicated australian actionposting*
*sees cumskin roooroo ranting*
true art desu
*sharts*
>>61426175
if you have the banter of a 12 year old you child
>>61426204
sounds like you're speaking from experience
>>61426188
Dunno I just went on tinder one day and she sort of fell into my lap
>>61426109
quality meme
>>61426213
well yes I was 12 once you stupid fucking cunt
>>61426184
very comfy lad :3
>>61426214
who
>>61426216
*falls into your lap*
RAAAAAPE
*watches you being taken to jail*
>>61426214
snibbi snabb it's mr crabb :DD
literally about to hand in my 30 day notice lads..
>>61426216
I've been on some dates with tinder qts but I never really see myself seeing them again and then I get sad that I'll find someone I like
OMMMGGG YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS KWEEN
*hits the nae nae*
https://www.fb.com/100000200228137/videos/1306550782694917/
is he gone
>>61426188
get acquainted to a girl irl
add her on normiebook to talk more often
tell her you like her then ask her out, preferably irl, but use normiebook if youre a massive pussy
normiebook is truly a lifesaver for people with 0 game
>>61426243
must be close to 2 years ago now eh?
>tfw the MILF next door has her undergarments out drying on the clothes line
think I might do a wank, lads
>>61426216
hmm
Not interested in normie slags who unironically use tinder. I want a nice, loving gf, where are they?
I require (You)'s
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36652412
What the fuck is this supposed to be?
>>61426347
last night's haggis
>>61426347
freedom
>>61426347
>sturgeon
>looks like someone hit her with a fish
ahh.. impressive
>>61426315
Some girls use tinder wrong
>>61426347
A beauty.
>>61426315
My gf is very nice and loving, exceptionally cuddly. Don't tar all tinder slags with the same brush x
>>61426347
She looks like she's about to sneeze
>>61426383
Had a lol at this description
>>61426347
10/10 in scotland
i say don't you know
>tfw Freed From Desire has been forever ruined by that fucking mick
Smelly normies poo poo
>>61426347
fuck me
i'm a better looking woman even without a wig
>>61426347
Someone please post the stir last nights haggis pic please. I need some laughter right now.
The Conservative party election that Cameron triggered will now have one question looming over it: will you, if elected as party leader, trigger the notice under Article 50?
Who will want to have the responsibility of all those ramifications and consequences on his/her head and shoulders?
Boris Johnson knew this yesterday, when he emerged subdued from his home and was even more subdued at the press conference. He has been out-manoeuvred and check-mated.
If he runs for leadership of the party, and then fails to follow through on triggering Article 50, then he is finished. If he does not run and effectively abandons the field, then he is finished. If he runs, wins and pulls the UK out of the EU, then it will all be over - Scotland will break away, there will be upheaval in Ireland, a recession ... broken trade agreements. Then he is also finished. Boris Johnson knows all of this. When he acts like the dumb blond it is just that: an act.
The Brexit leaders now have a result that they cannot use. For them, leadership of the Tory party has become a poisoned chalice.
When Boris Johnson said there was no need to trigger Article 50 straight away, what he really meant to say was "never". When Michael Gove went on and on about "informal negotiations" ... why? why not the formal ones straight away? ... he also meant not triggering the formal departure. They both know what a formal demarche would mean: an irreversible step that neither of them is prepared to take.
All that remains is for someone to have the guts to stand up and say that Brexit is unachievable in reality without an enormous amount of pain and destruction, that cannot be borne. And David Cameron has put the onus of making that statement on the heads of the people who led the Brexit campaign.
>>61426347
Scotland's rose
>tfw you meet your soulmate but shes interested in pussy, not dick
This has to be a cruel joke
It is okay to be gay.
good job janny you got rid of him
>>61426347
The woman who will do more for Scottish independence than William Wallace
>'We're heading towards a disaster': Sir Richard Branson calls for second EU referendum
>>61426347
Is any Leave voter here open for a fight? I'm serious. Anyone, anywhere in the UK that voted Leave I will be there at anytime to snap your fucking runt neck.
>>61426471
Looks like Branson is in a pickle
I've finally fucking found the Nikon advertisement song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8a4iiOnzsc
>>61426463
Well she's not your soulmate at all then is she
>>61426463
there's no such things as soulmates lad
>>61426471
he's dyslexic, ignore him
>>61426363
>>61426366
>>61426370
>>61426373
>>61426383
>>61426402
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>>61426419
>>61426448
>>61426467
>>61426486
Thanks for all the (You)s, lads. Feeling a bit down after last night's kickball embarrassment and needed an upper.
>British science funding completely obliterated by Brexit
Leavers, why did you do this?
Poleaboo will be starting HRT tomorrow
>>61426524
I think it's lies.
>>61426524
Hey maybe our government will simply provide the funding instead, using the billions we're not shipping off to the EU every year :)
>>61426518
>Iceland 2
>Englel 1
>>61426524
>science
bit racist
>>61426518
cheers
>>61426524
wats siunce evr dun fo me?
>>61426547
Is all the poorer regions of the UK losing their EU development money also a lie? Oh well, I'm sure the hard right of the Tory party will step in to help
>>61426524
>muh science
space is boring
>>61426216
What did you put on your tinder profile lad? What's something that's interesting but generic enough to be about anybody
Why hasn't a girl made a man of me yet lads?
Who else thinks Lesbian porn is boring?
>>61426507
She was literally me: the female. We had all the same interests and we even had the same autistic mannerisms and way of speaking
>>61426509
i think there is
I liked her as soon as I saw her
>>61426617
even if people are likable
you get tired of them in the long run as you discover their flaws
i'd rather not love at all than waste my time
>>61426603
so so boring. there's a reason a lot of female porn actresses start out doing it. because it's tame as fuck
>>61425552
Fuck off Britain from Europe.
MEPs the only thing niglel could be elected as what'll he do now?
Any of you lads got a microphone? What's the best one? I want to record a podcast about jus bein urself.
Having a smoke
I literally love cigs. I know it's probably my addiction talking, but they're fucking wonderful.
>>61425552
Hong Kong fked off since 1997.
English players are frantically googling "football" after playing Iceland
>>61426673
He starts to reveal his power level.
>>61426603
I wonder how many female porn actresses who do lesbo porn aren't actually lesbians and just do it because it's pay and they're not overly disgusted by it
I like to think it's all of them
>>61426718
top jej
>>61426524
>no more science
>no more NHS staff
>bussniess are leaving
G-god s-save the queeeen.
>>61426594
Then the poorer regions can vote out the Tories.
>>61426691
send us the link
>>61425552
fucking idiot bigot
>>61426603
Its better than the alternative
>Watching another man blowing his load
Nah senpai
>>61426559
>maybe the Tory party will put funding into science instead of putting it all towards bussniess to help with the massive economic crash that is brewing
Haha leave fags legit think the government cares about plebs!
>>61426751
I'll send it ya when I record it
>>61426702
they're awful
they make me queasy and i have to lay down
>>61426691
get a blue yeti, heard that's fairly good
>>61426691
I have a fifine in a box somewhere
Could you lads imagine being stuck in some tiny shithole like Hong Kong? Hahaha.
>>61426746
Paedos running mad
Prisons shut down
British wildlife exterminated
Churchill exhumed and shit on
I want to get my hair cut tomorrow, I've let it grow for a long time and there's simply way too much of it right now.
I really want to try something new. I want to get an undercut, you know, the Hitler Youth style thing. I have no idea about haircuts, styles, etc, usually I just tell them "cut it short". Do standard barbers do undercuts? There's this Indian bloke down at the local shops who has been doing it for a fair while, it's a walk in place without appointments. Can I just walk in and tell him I want an undercut? Is it a special type of cut that you have to go somewhere special or pay more for, or can any barber do it?
I'm really stressed about this.
>>61426786
Have some imagination
>>61426821
They're like rats
>>61426794
Neither does the EU, mate.
>>61426826
I'm glad you asked senpai. Australian barber shops are my specialist subject.
This is what people actually live in in Hong Kong hahaahahahahahaha
>>61426821
Picture of London.
>>61426826
Go to a hairdresser, not a barber. Show them that pic.
>>61426601
"Doing [subject] at uni.
I enjoy [hobbies, films and music]"
That's all
never realised men were so insecure about their height till i came to 4chan
>>>/r9k/29588238
unless you're shorter then 5'4 does anyone REALLY notice or care?
i don't
Australian netflix doesn't have a gay & lesbian category, wtf bruh? I don't wanna watch some hetero romcom...
>tfw roughly 107 self harm scars on my left arm
>tfw 8 self harm scars on my left arm
Think ive fucked it in the gf department lads
In hindsight, cutting myself wasnt a good idea
>>61426802
I'm not a flipping billionaire
>average homes in hong kong
>>61426909
OK, I generally prefer hairdressers but it seems like every man goes to a barber so I was thinking of doing that instead.
Should I tell them when I'm making the appointment that's the sort of cut I want?
I'd feel a bit bad showing them a pic like that because he's much more attractive than me, I'm a big bearded bloke so I'd feel very self conscious, they'd probably look at me weirdly thinking of course this guy can't look like that.
>>61426931
t. 5' 5"
>>61426883
Hong Kong is based, I love that city so much. Went there earlier this year for the first time in 12 years or something.
>>61426931
I do.
I'm 6'1, and its very rare that I'm the tallest person in the room.
Requiring the stir last nights haggis pic, please.
>>61426974
It's nice if you're a tourist. A complete shithole to live in though.
Tax breaks for the lower and middle classes
higher taxes for the billionaires
pretty simple to fix this
>>61426883
>>61426962
>>61426973
Not kidding, this is actually true. Kinda sucks, really
Just put a hole through the auld punching bag lads, and that was after literally knock the bag off its hook with one punch. Looks like the sledgehammer training is working. Who wants to chat shit?
keep getting this juddering feeling in my brain lads, like little shocks of electricity
Really weird
Don't like it
>>61426970
i'm 5'11"
>>61426981
why do you pay attention to that though?
it's so arbitrary
Absolutely hate attention seekers
>>61426973
Is this actually real or photoshopped into looking taller?
>>61427024
>i'm 5'11"
hahaha fuck off half man
>>61427015
t. malnourished 10 stone spudnigger terrorist
He's conscious, remove the probes
>>61426962
>Britbong trying to talk about home size
>>61427030
It's real
>>61426965
Just call about the appointment and show them when you get there. They don't need to prepare for an undercut.
Try not to be so self conscious, they aren't going to give it a second thought, if at all.
>>61427024
Aaaaaaaah ahahaha
KING OF THE MANLETS
>>61427046
plz send land
>>61426883
>>61426973
Now that's some mad Orwellian shit right there.
>>61427007
Autistic virgin betamale: the album
>>61427018
Have you ever taken LSD lad?
>>61425552
>Guys let's have a recession while our debt is over 80% and then lose to Iceland in the European cup
What did 52% of the British population mean by this?
>>61427046
I fucking HATE these kinds of houses
>>61427003
Def not a complete shithole to live in
There's a MTR station near me, I can walk to quite a lot of restaurants in less than 5 min, and I can go to a indoor and outdoor pool, bowling alley, and several other facilities inside my residential complex.
Not a shithole.
>>61427003
The only real issue I can think of is the cost of life. I'd move there in a heartbeat if I could.
>>61427057
>>61427024
So you're saying I should just bee myself?
>>61427039
I'd literally kill you with one punch
*orders some new heavy resistance bands so i can lift while on holiday*
*tests them out by doing some overhead press*
*loses balance and severely hurts rotator cuff*
haha just another day in the life :P x
>>61427046
If you're going to drone on and defend precious Hong Kong how about you fuck off back there and stop dirtying up Australia, you irksome little tiddlywink.
>>61427079
Cramped does not mean Orwellian my cannoli companion
>>61426821
I've been there, it's deceptively comfy in places but I can't imagine trying to live there
i want you bad bad bad bad bad bad really really bad
>>61427015
what's sledgehammer training?
>>61427018
>>61427041
>>61427106
I bet you couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding
>Def not a complete shithole to live in
>There's a MTR station near me, I can walk to quite a lot of restaurants in less than 5 min, and I can go to a indoor and outdoor pool, bowling alley, and several other facilities inside my residential complex.
>Not a shithole.
so what's Gibraltar gonna do now that they're leaving the EU lads
>>61427075
Nah I think we'll keep it.
>>61426718
underrated post
>>61427131
Okay Bruce so there was this book called 1984 and.....
>>61427156
nothing
>>61427170
>living rurally
oh hello mack
>>61427059
Hmm OK mate, thank you. I'll try this out.
some billionaires have lost monopoly money I guess we should ignore the referendum
*slaps you in the nuts*
>Def not a complete shithole to live in
>There's a MTR station near me, I can walk to quite a lot of restaurants in less than 5 min, and I can go to a indoor and outdoor pool, bowling alley, and several other facilities inside my residential complex.
>Not a shithole.
Have an interview in a few hours. What type of questions should I ask when they ask if I have any questions?
4chan makes me depressed as fuck
I always feel like shit when i browse here for more than a couple hours. I feel horrible now.
>>61427015
I'll stick bate you around the place
Sacked someone over the phone today lads.
