British money edition
korean pop
Fuck off Scotland
WE COULD HAVE RESURRECTED THE ROMAN EMPIRE
THR EUROPEAN UNION COULD HAVE BEEN THE UNITED STATES OF NEW ROME
WE WERE SO CLOSE
BUT YOU BREXITERS HAD TO RUIN IT
WHY?????
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36632805
>Turkey says Pope Francis' description of the WW1 mass killing of Armenians as genocide shows "the mentality of the Crusades".
Fuck in Scotland
>>61328678
I was one of the 38% of Scots that voted leave, and now Nicola is dragging us out of the UK.
I don't want to leave, /brit/.
Nigel Farage: Your appointment to PM should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with Cameron
Boris Johnson: I take it he was agreeable?
Farage: He didn't really have a choice.
Johnson: Has he resigned?
Farage: Oh yes, most certainly. When I mentioned we could put him on the priority list for Danish bacon, he was so willing it was almost pathetic.
Johnson: This winning— the shitlib salt is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.
Farage: Why contain it? Let it spill over into the schools and churches, let the cucks scream and cry. In the end, they'll beg us to save them.
Johnson: I've received reports of attacks on banks. There's not enough EU money to go around, and the Scots are starting to get desperate.
Farage: Of course they're desperate. They can smell the resurrection of the empire, and the sound they'll make wailing on their bagpipes will serve as a warning to the rest.
Johnson: Hmm. I hope you're not underestimating the problem. The muslims may not go as quietly as you think -- intelligence indicates they're behind the problems in Rotherham.
Farage: A bunch of paedo gangs playing at running the country. But the world left them behind long ago. We are the future.
Johnson: We have other problems.
Farage: Antifa?
Johnson: Formed by Soros after the fall of the Soviet union. I have dank memes in place though. I'm more concerned about Trump— he's trailing Hilary in some polls.
Farage: Our memes are far in advance of theirs, as is our shitposting, and their... mental weakness has allowed us to make progress in areas they refuse to consider.
Johnson: The MAGA project?
Farage: Among other things -- but I must admit that I've been somewhat disappointed with the performance of the USA
Johnson: The Trump unit should be online soon. He's currently undergoing preparations and should be operational within five months. My people will continue to report on his progress. If necessary, Hilary will be shitposted to death.
>>61328728
BUILD A PETITION
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>>61328728
I'm sorry, I'm talking about the batshit ones
>>61327627
Certainly 52% of the voters are not all racist, but I think you memers need to tone it down a bit.
See this album of public harrasment on fb:
bit --dot-- ly --slash-- 28UXrLu
As a JF I am indeed worried at these people and what they will do to ensure that their mindset of leaving the EU = deport them is realised.
I don't know if you really mean pack my bags, I've been here for 8 years since I was 18, graduated twice, and with my partner for 5 years, and your attitute really concerns me.
Democracy sucks when your side loses.
>>61328701
lmao
>>61328739
Farage: We've had to endure much, you and I, but soon there will be order again, a new age. Brits spoke of the Empire. Soon that Empire will be a reality, and we will be crowned its kings. Or better than kings. Kek.
>>61328701
I guess it doesn't need to be subtle huh
>Britain leaves the EU
>Scotland secedes
>Northern Ireland secedes and unifies with Ireland
>Scotland and Ireland join the EU
>suddenly a fleet is spotted off the coast of Normandy
>it's HM Royal Navy
>A fleet of 5000 ships lands in Normandy, 2000 in Edinburgh, 1000 in Dublin
>she hits the EU before anyone knows, within a day Scotland, Ireland and Normandy are all under the Union Jack, and Brittany too for good measure.
>The EU army rises from Brussels, General Harry leads her majesty's men to meet them in the Netherlands
>Out of nowhere, an army of Australians, kiwis and Canadians bolster the British troops
>Canadians, asians and maoris in the vanguard
>Victory comes easily
>The British Empire is reformed and becomes the world's largest super power combining the economies of the entire commonwealth, and the European continent as a protectorate and tributary of Britannia.
>The darkies, muslims and pakis are removed from Europe and executed if they resist, they are pushed into Anatolia and a wall is built between the desert and the retaken Constantinople in Her Majesty's name.
>The anglo-Japanese alliance is restored and Shanghai, Hong Kong and Singapore are retaken within the year, as is the east coast of the United States.
>A new golden age dawns
>Britannia rules the waves
cannot believe there is an election next week
*looks over at the 'Australia-Relevancy-O-Metre'*
*it's still at 0*
*sighs disappointingly*
>Remain campaign: no one will trade with britain after brexit. Back if the queue!
>leave campaign: don't be silly ofc people will trade with us
>Germany, Iceland, America, Canada and Australia already said there will be trade deals 48 hours after brexit.
Why aren't remain getting blasted in the media for the liars they are?
>>61328841
Tell me about the election m8
>>61328847
media is all pro-eu
>>61328825
BRITONS WILL NEVER BE SLAVES
>>61328860
dont know a thing about it desu auspol is boring af
Imagine a world without London
>>61328841
completely forgot hahaha might go and vote this week in the prepolls
think i might vote for a meme
>>61328847
No country has said there will be trade deals you fucking retarded /pol/ idiot
>>61328875
It truly is.
>>61328862
THE SUN NEVER SETS
>tfw a trump presidency would actually be very beneficial to the UK now
>>61328772
>>61328777
Yanks when you're young what do you call a penis? We call it willy.
>>61328879
we can only dream
>yanks talking about brexit as if they know anything about it
This makes me physically ill
>>61328911
not falling for it kpop degenerate cuck
what's the aussies got the vote on then?
>>61328931
its not gaypop
>>61328879
oi thats not noice lad. it's pretty comfy here tbqh
t.Mohammad
>>61328918
Wee wee
ROOOOOO VOTE AGAIN NORMIES
>>61328875
>>61328888
>>61328901
No wonder I never hear anything of Aussie politics, apart from tone ofc, not even the aussies carae
>>61328897
Leave him dream.He also thinks that Trading with EU countries is the same as EU investments.
I am really sorry for all Brits that will loose their jobs or get their EU projects sacked.
The ignorance of your fellow countrymen is above and beyond anything i've ever seen.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466693170173.webm
what did he mean by this?
****No countries want trade deals with the UK****
>>61328931
you're missing out
>>61328897
20 cents have been deposited into your shill account.
>>61328972
not falling for it kpop degenerate cuck
>>61328966
t. salty gyppo
>>61328888
wouldn't recommend it lad
I did it recently and now we're leaving the EU
whoops hahahaa
>>61328918
pee pee
>>61328966
It's literally just fucking chav retards who figured out how to vote, and have now fucked the country
>>61328938
it's the election
*looks around at the other board members*
so what are we feeling? 5 prime ministers in 3 years?
*we all laugh*
yes that's surely to daze and confuse the runts
>>61328911
is this the quietiest thing in the world
had to turn my speakers to the absolute maximum and could still barely hear it
>>61328972
got it memorised you meme loving fuck
>>61328999
it's not gaypop
>>61328953
That picture is prime for adding reeeeee red effects
>>61329008
The country is just fine, why don't you wait a few years
>>61328966
>Bulgaria
Ah yes please inform me on running a successful country oh great nation.
>Chav retards with an IQ of 50 figure out how to vote
>Britain goes to shit
well done
anime
before
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466809745253.webm
after
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466775787899.webm
I actually have a tear in my eye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ9JyyR7jbg
Why is Starkey SO BASED?
Gonna get back to learning German and piss off over there while we've still got the chance I think.
Don't wanna be stuck on this dingy island.
Has George Osbourne legit killed himself, haven't seen him since Wednesday
The waves will be ruled again soon lads.
>Eastern Europeans leave Britain
>replaced with new immigrants from Pakistan and India
Reminder that pakistanis across the UK are rejoicing since their family can now join them in the UK
>>61329008
howling
back to plebbit with you
didn't think people would be this desperate to literally have to pay someone for them to boss you around
God normies are chatting absolute shit about the 'rendum
A girl has half a mind to go out n slap em
They're just sharing strawmans about immigration
Aunt is the only one with a shred of sense
Shut up shut up shut up
westminster is currently being consumed by fire
what have we done
>>61329045
when will it be made real? :L
This brexit thread is comfy as fuck
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466409620950.webm
are nige
Do you think the racists that voted remain are pissed that everyone is calling leave voters racist?
Just tried to get a coffee and croissant but they said shipments from the continent stopped on Friday.
Sat here with a cup of Bovril and a cheese cob. Miserable.
Hope Scotland leave so I can move there and watch England collapse
>>61329060
Still here senpai, having a little cry over the EU ;_;
>they're STILL here
I literally can not wait until we take Hong Kong.
So we do a new union with our fierce lad Ireland. United Kingdom and the sovereign Republic of Ireland. Something like that.
It would be for our shared economic benefit. We'd never try to fuck them again obviously. Just lads looking out for each other's interests, as we seem to do already now. The mess that is northern Ireland would become obsolete.
>>61328966
Why are you so angry about the condition of a country you don't live in?
Do us all a favour and fuck off
>The EU is a magical thing that'll last forever
Other countries will leave
not falling for it kpop degenerate cuck
>>61329064
The Jews voted for brexit, reminder you leavefags have been manipulated by g*ds chosen people
>>61329064
they already could
>>61329064
Ah yes the classic "every single EU migrant MUST be replaced with a paki" meme AGAIN
Haha I love it lad!
>>61329103
has anybody wanked to this vid yet? I might give it a go
>>61329124
does anyone take this effeminate bitch boy seriously?
>>61329123
NOT gaypop: https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466940975996.webm
>>61329151
bomi lol
I shan't join them until they start discussing something i don't know 1,000,000,000% more than them about cos I'm horrible at articulating me arguments and will come off a rite knob
>A marxist coalition could be elected in Spain
habbening
>eastern euros on /int/ legitimately upset they can't come to the UK and scrub toilets anymore
Howling
>>61328862
What fucking "Britons", Englishman?
>>61329152
warning: is gaypop
>>61329156
I need a bomi laughing webm
>>61329152
Wow! it really isn't
Terrific post
>>61329136
Do you have any idea of how immigration works in the UK
I can tell you're retarded just from your post
>>61329151
she could punch a hole in the space-time continuum
>>61328955
australian culture and the idea of politicians are two very conflicting things. i'd say 95% of people think all politicans are utter fuckwits and routinely tell them to fuck off haha
>>61328888
Memes are the future
I'm voting for Full Comfy myself
>>61329152
Fool me once...
Rasheed on suicide watch
Half the Shadow Cabinet set to resign throughout the day, staggered to maximise damage.
>Hillary Benn fired
>Heidi Alexander resigns
>Ian Murray quit
>Gloria De Piero quits
>Lilian Greenwood set to resign
>Both Eagles, Burnham and Bryant and Lucy Powell said to be among quitters
>>61329197
Can you show me where it says we need to replace every EU migrant with a paki?
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads (abroad edition)
>>61329172
funny as poo to see the eastern euros try and lecture us on how bad this is
literally just them, reddits, and that one kraut think this is a bad thing
>Daniel Hannan, a Conservative member of the European Parliament, said during the campaign that kicking Australians out of Britain because of growing EU migrant numbers was "immoral."
>"One of the first things I would like to see after we've left is a free movement area with Australia and New Zealand," he told Fairfax Media.
*packs the bags and sprints to the airport*
HELLO QANTAS? 2 SEATS TO HEATHROW, PLEASE!
...
no it's just one person
...
*sighs*
yes sweety i'm just a bit thick -- okay?
hello, Pakistani here
thank you to all whole voted Leave, allah bless you
my pakistani family can now join me and move to UK... many thanks again ...
LOOK AT THIS MASSIVE SPIDER
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466941206182.webm
IT'S ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING
>>61329197
Literally no one knows post brexit la' it's all change
>>61329232
>Burnham
No chance, wouldn't risk his chances of becoming Manchester Mayor
>>61329255
they could do that before as well
>>61329169
>Marxist
>coalition
Just hand out some icepicks and the problem will resolve itself. Nothing a commie hates more than any other flavour of commie
>>61329237
>I care about US identity politics
Hat as fuck
reminder scotland have been confirmed to not be allowed into the EU if they leave the UK
so if they voted out to get back into the EU, it would be the single worst political decision ever made
the traitors would get their just desserts, and it would be glorious
>>61329255
this was already possible you idiot
>>61329187
I only have bomi lols
>>61329258
1>3>2>4>5
any questions?
>>61329220
i need to pick a theme and stick to it. i voted for the guy with the best moustache last time
>>61329289
>>61329306
it is now much easier for them ....... thank you again ......
>50 years from now most /Brit/fags will be old and nearing pension age
>the youth is majority Asian and African because they have to work to sustain the older generation
>no eu white migrants because of brexit
>/Brit/ fags sent to nursing homes where big black nurses treat you like shit
>should have voted remain
>>61329040
>Ah yes please inform me on running a successful country oh great nation.
What exactly would you like to know?
>>61329117
>other countries will leave
And if they don't?Right now you are banking on that other countries will leave and in doing so the EU economy gets fucked even more than yours?
Are you telling me that you won't be able to prosper unless others suffer?Great way of thinking there.
>Why are you so angry about the condition of a country you don't live in?
I am at uni. right now, i am simply projecting how mad i would be if i got outvoted by selycite(peasants) and other mental deficients on a vote for the future of my country.
>>61329240
Kek'd
It's litrally just been "oh x leaver said this like *wild inference about how they are secret Nazis*"
Wont shut the fuck up about immigration neither, seem to think they (having moved here from a white commonwealth country 30 years ago) are identical to polish fucking twats
JF OUT
You make me sick
>>61329300
I say we let them have their referendum and then beg us to take them back.
>>61329311
Can you backflip?
took a couple vicodin started feel amazing
>>61329255
Come to Northern Ireland, we have such sights to show you.
>>61329322
it was already easy as poo, it couldn't have gotten much easier
Havin a cheeky spliff lads
>>61329308
*british grenadiers starts playing*
>>61329319
Vote for the "Absolutely Disgusting" guy
Or Ernie the Abbo
>>61329353
poster is noticeably brown
>>61329339
>being this mad
kill yourself if you can't handle it
>>61329398
fuck off racist amerifat
pouring a glass of water lads
>>61329421
racist
Can't wait for Scotland to veto Brexit lmao
>>61329421
Really makes you think
>half of Leave voters regret their vote
>the other half are in full damage control
kek
>>61329436
But they can't lmao
Nah i need to go out and educate em this has gone on too long
Need to shower though and can't procure a towel from else but the room they are gathered in and fuck displaying me full nubile framery ro non fammo members
>>61329360
like you wouldn't believe son
>>61329339
Do you really think other countries won't leave?
>>61329436
>Doesn't lead to tanking the global economy
>Does give the Eurocrats a kick up the arse and reverses move to federalisation
Really makes you think
>>61329385
>remainers throwing a massive fit
>maybe if i insult everybody else they'll sympathise with my point of view!!!!
>>61329439
>>61329421
really makes u drink
lol
>>61329456
Hm, I'm skeptical.
>>61329493
lol
>>61329444
>Polling shows that 1% of Brexit voters are unhappy with the outcome
>Polling also shows that 4% of Remain voters are happy with the outcome
You've been easily manipulated by the media senpai
>>61329493
lmao
>>61329444
But polling shows more remainers are happy with the result than leavers are unhappy.
There's literally proof that more remainers have changed their mind.
any heroin addicts itt?
>multi-million strong referendum to exit the EU only to be pulled back into it by Scotland with a veto
HAHGAHAHASGSAAAA..wew!!
>lol
Really makes you think
>>61329493
>Bitch chased by a black cock
>He's 23 and still browses 4chan
>>61329493
runts can't escape the Liver bird
>>61329326
Are you aware Londoners with Irish passports are white flighting to the west coast of Ireland. Belmullet is all cockney Irish cunts.
>>61329506
ahh yes the supposed poll which I am yet to see
>>61329552
>not being born in 1993
pleb unit
Brexit voters are killing themselves in droves and several hundred thousand are on suicide watch.
Polling shows that 70% of those that signed the petition votes for brexit.
The numbers don't lie.
>>61329420
ok britlard keep letting people into your country that have nothing but contempt for you
All joking aside, my Dad does import/exports with Germany, and has made a lot of money doing that as his business. A true self-made man. He knows more about doing trade with Germany than any lefty London student and he is not at all worried about the implications of Brexit, and if it were not for trade with Germany, his business would collapse overnight.
Him and his German partners are laughing over this. This will literally not affect them at all.
>Diane Abbott promised post of shadow foreign secretary, Labour source tells me
>https://twitter.com/georgeeaton/status/746977343093211136
>>61329590
Nah they're all crying over it, laughing when he told them about his pathethic """son""" in Japan who has posters of 2d girls on his wall
might quit my job and go on an adventure in australian wilderness lads
what will i need to survive out there?
>>61329570
>>61329531
jesus christ. i can't even give this cunt a coherent response
Can someone post the poll that shows majority of leavers are pleased want to own some lefties on Facebook.
Northern Labour party when?
>>61329617
>>61328641
>>61328664
British New Anglosphere when?
xd
>>61329617
Fucking lmao
This is too much
Guys, do you think are there going to be "riots" or clashes over there?
>>61329647
have you not seen the documentary 'wolf creek'?
cant wait for oil to run out in 10 years lads
>>61329457
>Do you really think other countries won't leave?
I don't think that other countries will leave.
I am sure that the USA and Russia will try their best to break the EU while it is weakened and consume the leftovers.
I hope that the average European on the continent is smarted than the average Briton.
>>61329671
belo belo
>>61329674
its just a film mate
>>61328701
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/26/concern-as-online-call-for-second-brexit-vote-gains-more-than-39/
>>61329643
lol, stay mad paddy.
>>61329671
GAS THE OLD
AGE WAR NOW!
Got someone on my Facebook feed calling all brexiters a "bunch of spineless idiots". Should I reveal my power level lads?
>>61329617
Just one more time Dianne, for old times sake, I'll give you a cabinet position
>>61329698
shit, your negro situation really is out of control
>>61329497
this is actually me (don't doxx)
>>61329617
Makes you think
>>61329696
How long do you think the EU will last?
>>61329699
that's what they want you to think
*runs into thread while screaming*
*messes up your papers and knocks over your pencil holder*
*runs away*
Don't like Tom Watson but I can't stop laughing at the thouhgt of him off his face in a load of mud with 3k missed calls.
>>61329694
someone lock her in a gas chamber already
>>61329745
He fucked that disgusting thing.
How long 'til the bongs are so poor I can get my dick wet inside a british redhead for less than 50€ plus the travel cost over the week end?
>>61329729
>exiting the EU
>spineless
o i am laffin
>>61329658
Thursday, 13:30.
>>61328701
Do you retards not understand it's for British nationals not just uk residents? Millions living abroad in the EU
>>61329789
lock the old*
When was the last time you beat up an elderly person in the post office?
>>61329786
>off his face in a load of mud with 3k missed calls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwIVreU_REo
>>61329843
this morning
fucking leavers
leave this earth
>>61329531
>fight the elderly
Bit harsh
do the elderly even deserve human rights?
>>61329860
Sunburnt extwat.
>>61329740
All the proof I need mate. Well executed flip. I'm impressed.
webm is me btw
>>61329701
>The petition was started, ironically, by Leave voter William Oliver Healey more than a month ago, when polls suggested a win for Remain.
OH FOR FUCK SAKE
>>61329786
>tfw there are no more fucks left to give
>>61329886
weeb faggot anime loser
>>61329888
i love this webm
>>61329910
>a spanner
freedommmmm!
>>61329759
>How long do you think the EU will last?
An interesting question.
If there are no more major stressors it will probably outlast the USA and Russia.
If something bad happens it will reform.
It is never be really gone.
>>61329951
shut up nerd
>>61329786
>white trousers at glasto
madman
>>61329892
It's not like it wouldn't have been started anyway.
I'm listening to Sky News who are still raving about "wew now over 3m" they must be fully aware by now that it's being manipulated.
>>61329892
Someone else would have started one if it wasn't him
From now on, chavball is banned from /brit/.
>>61329786
>6hs ago
>can of thatchers on the go
that can't be this morning surley? madman
>leave wins
>dodgy dave on the way out
>months of the so-called conservative party deciding their leader
>labour crumbling internally
make way for a true party and leader
>>61329977
you're a faggot i bet you've never even shagged a girl
>>61329910
Hahaha All the places you could have gone to and you went to Spain?
"AT LEAST THERE'S SUNSHOINE AND I CAN GET MY POIS AT THE CHIPPY"
>>61329979
It is kek.
Here's a photo from last night. He gives absolutely no fucks. I'm struggling to breathe.
Madman
>>61330015
what you up to in Japan?
why is desustorage down??
>>61330015
>unironically UNIRONICALLY in Japan
go suck a wang fat nerd, how much did your hug cost you? £3000?
>>61329353
Well, I don't want to be impolite or anything but I see some irony in the shitposting about "undemocratic EU leaders" and "globalist goverment" when UK is sporting the Queen and Commonwealth. It's your business but still makes me cringe a bit.
Powell just resigned lads
going to my nan's house and putting a pillow over her face to be honest
Is it any coincidence that CONVICTED NONCE WHO FLED TO THAILAND would be against freedom, democracy, law, order and prosperity?
Be careful who you trust
I can understand why some of the euros here are absolutely asspained but why do south americans care so much? for the banter?
>>61330074
GOOD it should be legal and encouraged to kill everybody over 65
>>61330055
Domain has been revoked because of child porn
It's now cuckchan.org
>>61330056
I don't have to do anything to get my dick wet. What about you, still date-raping holiday girls from Essex after they've had a bit too much sambuca and a bad E?
Fuck off Thainonceyank.
>>61330074
>>61330116
fuck off remainers
>>61330055
Domain was pulled.
temporary domain is: http://cuckchan.org
>>61329979
>>61330029
I'm fucking choking with laughter
it's like he's just resigned himself to getting boozed as he knows how fucked things are
>getting on the bevvies at 7am
fucking fantastic
>>61330055
https://cuckchan.org/desu/thread/1250/
just finished my book lads
very interesting and very relevant
>>61329968
*Cameron enters parliament*
*Everyone goes silent in anticipation*
*Big Dave sips on his glass of water, and places it back on the table*
*He opens his mouth, ready to utter a sentence*
*The tension in the building is palpable*
*Dave simply says 'no'*
*Both the Lib Dems and Labour evaporate into a gaseous state*
*Dave drops the mic*
*Leaves into the sunset, never to be seen again*
>>61330094
>asspained
fuck off yank
>>61330119
>i don't have to do anything to get my dick wet
wdhmbt?
think i would prefer a sex slave over a wife if im honest
Reminder that both sky and the bbc have been informed the petition signatures are fake and yet they're still running the stories.
