Globalists and lefties can taste my knob edition
>>61326876
>More Vatican City ips have signed the petition than live in the Vatican.
>There's also hundreds of signatures from north korea
I can't wait for the BBC to try and explain that away
Cara
the joos
korean pop
need to suck a qt boys willy rn
bounce
nothing's going to happen with the petition right lads?
kpop
WE COULD HAVE RESURRECTED THE ROMAN EMPIRE
THR EUROPEAN UNION COULD HAVE BEEN THE UNITED STATES OF NEW ROME
WE WERE SO CLOSE
BUT YOU BREXITERS HAD TO RUIN IT
WHY?????
>>61326919
look at this doggy
>>61326919
me at the bottom scrolls bar to the left
>>61326919
>indecently assaulting two schoolboys
BAD DOG!
>>61326925
nup
>https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/131215.json
>{"name":"Vatican City","code":"VA","signature_count":40857},
>40,857
What's her name, /brit/?
>Grace
Anime
>lefties saying the UK needs to suffer so eurosceptics and racists in other countries dont get similar ideas about leaving
if you needed more proof that lefties hate themselves and this country that should do it
>>61326925
Ofc not. Silly Britboo.
need a book for my holiday next week lads. Any recommendations?
>>61326925
of course not lol
poll already shows 1% of leave voters aren't happy with leaving but 4% of remain voters are
another referendum would lead to increased majority especially as the kiddies would be even less bothered and the leave voters would be fuming if their victory was snatched away like that and would be absolutely sure to vote again lol
>>61326855
Don't worry lad if Aberdeen votes to stay but the rest of Scotland drags it out I'm sure Sturgeon will give Aberdeen an independence referendum with an end goal of rejoining the UK
>>61326927
good post
>>61326973
Gulliver's Travels
skiiers are scum
>>61326940
What matters most in the Asian century is building relationships with Chinky and Paki countries. The EU isn't going to sign any trade relationships with Asia any time soon as there are 28 (now 27) internal conflicting priorities
>>61326956
>sandwich islsnds: 3338
>Population of sandwich islands: 30
Ayy lmao
>>61326956
Fuck me, dat population growth
>>61326973
\nn-fiction? The Rise of the Robots
>>61326973
Oryx and Crake
or
Hyperion
>>61327007
>sandwich islands
haha!
wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f70TE3rCfMU
>>61326895
exceptional post
>>61326902
meh post
>>61326919
great post
>>61326927
meh post
>>61326958
bad post
>>61326961
bad post
yfw parliament discusses the petition and votes to reject the referendum result because SNP are over represented
>Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson
>Everyone called Jeremy gets sacked eventuall
wahey banter
>>61326973
altered carbon
action sci fi
bretty good
I know remainers that would vote to leave if a second referendum was held, because they aren't babies and can accept that leave won
http://www.strawpoll.me/10591222
http://www.strawpoll.me/10591222
http://www.strawpoll.me/10591222
>>61327026
>meh post
you've given me higher than that once and I can't remember what for
>>61326956
Is the Pope summoning angels to sign it or something?
>>61327026
why do you people only ever reply to my posts? it's creepy tbqh
>>61327061
remainers flocked to the vatican to pray immediately after the leave vote
>>61327029
>yfw big dave slaps it down as he shuts the door on his way out
yfw parliament discusses the petition and upholds the referendum because SNP want out so they can hold another die referendum but still out to stay
>Invoke article 50
>>61327026
No one alive even remembers Bounce in Neighbours.
I alone perpetuate his memory.
>article 50
Brexit was a mistake
>look mummy I posted le fedora man again
Business idea: ukip change name to UK Victory party.
>>61326925
I voted remain, but if got another vote id vote to leave because we cant just keep revoting because ' i dont agree with the result'
I wont vote yes in the second scottish ref for the same reason, although thats more justified.
>the referendum
Poleaboo thinks he'll be rid of his butterflies and start taking his pills in a week or so
>Up to half of the shadow cabinet is set to resign in a bid to oust Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn, it is understood.
weeeeeew lad
>>61327168
down voted
>What's that?
>you've signed an online petition?
>well that changes everything!
el piratAS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAA
>going suit shopping
J U S T
U
S
T
We've fucked up bad, haven't we lads?
>>look mummy I posted le fedora man again
>>61327213
Ban evasion is not allowed
Corbyn should just come out and admit he's Brexit. He's destroying the Labour Party as it is
>>61327240
Yes, so glad that sub-100 IQ runts from the North decided to get out and vote ;^)
>there are people that think 52% of the electorate are racist
Howling.
>online petition
broke the evasion clause lads
smogon is going to have me on a stick
>>61327213
You said yesterday it was just a phase haha you will regret starting it so much and end up topping yourself
Can't wait
give us a limerick involving the name 'Rebecca'
>Gloria De Piero, Shadow Minister for Young People, resigns from Labour shadow cabinet
HABEEBING
>traps are gay
>execute article 50
every bremainer right now
>>61327295
Fucking mentalists
I thought there was supposed to be a Tory crisis not labour
They're making themselves look awful
>>61327295
who
>>61327269
Should have been an MP only vote desu
This is what happens when you leave the most important day in this country's recent history to a bunch of senile old fucks from Lincolnshire hairdressers and taxi drivers from Sunderland
What shall I get for lunch then laddos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgvTPBxNxBM
>>61327328
Who cares, we're watching the dominoes tumble
>>61327333
sunday
>Yes I do want independence from the UK
>Yes I do want to join the EU
>lunch
>>61327329
Fuck off paki
>tfw 21 year old domme only does outcalls
>>61327248
Fuck off janny
>>61327283
In life it's the things you DON'T do that you regret the most
>>61327333
Beans and chilly
Why do people vote for New Labour? Is it because they don't want to be known as a Tory.
>tfw the eternal Anglo has blown himself the fuck out
This is the final victory over England. This is what you guys get for like 200 years of Germanophobia and English aggressions against Germany.
>>61327361
You realise you'll get more Pakistani immigrants now, right?
Brexiters everyone
*takes off glasses and squints at your silly fedora post*
Ahh, I see we're acting like little children today.
*lights a fag*
*puts the needle down on a record and it begins to play Frank Sinatra*
Well, I'll be waiting. Let me know when you want to discuss things like an adult.
>>>/pol/78778587
>>>/pol/78779365
>>61327238
who died?
>>61327329
it wasn't though, it was left to everyone
not my grandparents fault you and all your friends couldn't be bothered to vote :^)
> bremainers on /brit/ are still fucking mad
Why don't you run away to reddit like all the Scottish cybernats
>>61327375
Umpff
>I rate Pogba
>>61327333
our public infrastructure has completely collapsed m8
I've been living off house spiders and dust since Thursday
>>61327358
>being part of Eu is more desirable than being part of England.
Arw things really this bad?
>New Labour
>>61327388
Ah yes the classic "we have to replace every EU immigrant with a paki" meme
Keep going please
>>61327401
People obviously don't know what's good for them do they?
>>61327340
choooon
>>61327391
They need to get it over 70 million before someone will realise that maybe something is wrong.
>public infrastructure has completely collapsed
Nonsensical hat posting has to stop, this is quite literally the lowest form of posting there is and it is also the most prevalent amongst the countless mouthbreathing pricks that form the bulk of the /brit/ posters. Please hear me out; I have nothing against some light hearted, kind, banterish sarcasm, ironical gimmickry or 'taking the piss' the likes of which are only signs of a distant and respectful admiration for the JF posters. But this is taking the cake, and it is taking MY cake in BAD way. I never gave you this cake, this cake is not yours to do as you please with, to inquisitively dig in with your unwashed rust-encrusted spoons. I am currently using this cake to feel good about myself, to forget the inimical nature of existence and to peer sharply upon ideas and ideals, philosophies and poetries; all the delicacies of the mind at the disposal of my vast and profound intellect. AND THERE IT IS. As I am dribbling my genius coated soul-saliva on the pearls appearing here and there, piercing through the unkind mist of superstition and bigotry, I am suddently forced to lower my gaze to your inane mockeries, the vile sneers only gormless weasels like you and yours are capable of. I say: scuttle back in the darkness, under a moist rock as the only abode you're worthy of, you shitbettle, you lowly burrowing turdworm, whose only contribution to this fantastic thread is the revolting choice headgear of fools, charlatans, snake oil salesmen, and men of little brainpower altogether. This isn't me, I am superior in all aspects to these here pale phantoms shrouded in the sugary vapours of the womanly treats they suckle on, to these paupers in the matters of the mind, to these intellectual midgets preening while holding close what little crumbs they gathered at the feet of giants like myself. This man in a hat, it is you, gorging yourself on my leftovers, hoping you were me and clawing at your own face in your now revealed powerlessness and envy.
>>61327380
Party of the working class
>>61327410
Poleaboo really hopes Poland don't get any further in the competition
I like France but they need to lose to England
>>61327391
Kek fucks sake
taking a test
>>61327408
I'm from the Ukip heartland and even I understand that what we've done is fucking retarded
Take a look at the demographics of who voted which way and you'll understand
>Speaking on the BBC's Andrew Marr Show, Mr Benn said Mr Corbyn "is a good and decent man but he is not a leader".
MAYBE THAT'S WHY THE PUBLIC LOVE HIM HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?
>taking a test
>>61327455
REALLY makes you think
>>61327491
results are in lad, you're poz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9yowcfN6rg
Wow I love Britain now.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments/4pwy9v/can_someone_please_explain_why_i_keep_seeing_this/
Why are they so upset, lads?
>>61327502
>old people with years of life experience voted out
>arrogant students who know nothing about anything voted in
Opinions on these?
Considering copping
>>61327517
yay
*fucks bugchasing twinks in public toilets*
>>61327528
They have to live with the fact they are Scottish
>>61327375
weeeew
> someone has clearly put thought and effort into a post
> no one replies
>>61327561
grim
>petition for another referendum has reached 3 million signatures
s-should we be worried lads?
>>61327463
>>61327490
Literally false flagging
>>>/pol/78781202
>Mr Corbyn - who has been a long-standing critic of the EU and who is regarded as the most Eurosceptic Labour leader in years - was criticised by some in his party for not making the case for the EU forcefully enough.
>>61327579
>she hasn't replied to my email yet
>only has 1 feedback
>masters in economics, work for the EBRD and have a very thorough understanding of the functioning of the EU and EU law.
1 vote.
>left school at 16 with a BTEC in hospitality management, few years working in an sausage factory, never read a book in his life
1 vote.
Ahhhhh yes, VERY impressive.
>>61327593
Well most of those signatures are from non-existant Best Koreans, so not really
>>61327594
Incredible
At least they're doing them from other countries and not the UK
>>61327455
excellent post
> immigrants actually starting to think that the UK is racist and voted to leave to get rid of them.
I hope this makes them pack their bags lol
>put thought and effort into a post
>>61326973
Cheeky lil Count of Monte Cristo desu
>muh petition
>>61327555
>Old people with dementia who won't live long enough to see the effects of what they've done vote out
>The centres of learning and eduction with the smartest people in the country vote in
>leftists think a gender studies degree means they should be making as much as someone with a PhD in Science
>>61327627
Shows how well they've integrated into British culture, they can be just as blindly racist as the rest of us
>>61327612
kek, good post la
>>61327583
>80% of Poleaboo posts
The ones that do get replies are the ones with the least effort
Like the pic of the young domme
>>61327627
Pakis voted leave to get rid of the Eastern Europeans
>is born white and benefit for all the positive aspects of whiteness
can live
>is colored and suffers are the negative aspects of being colored
can live
????
why does every famous person and musician have to take up some political cause?
like, just fucking make your tunes for fucks sake, you aren't some great philosopher
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-36633244
>Scotland's First Minister Nicola Sturgeon has told the BBC that Holyrood could effectively block the UK's exit from the EU.
Are Nic's gone absolutely mental
Loooool
>>61327612
This
Most blatant example of democracy's biggest flaw
>>61327583
>posted possibly my simplest post ever before i went to bed last night
>5 (You)s
morning cunts
>>61327637
ah yes Philip Davies, the voice of parliament
lads why do gays do that flamboyant thing with their voice
it's obviously not natural so why the fuck do they do it
>>61327713
wewwweeeeeee
>media all over Europe and America is reporting that 3 million ______brits______ have signed the petition.
They don't fucking care it's people from outside the UK with scripts.
Several news sites like sky and bbc have even been sent evidence and the script.
Pol is literally fucking us over.
>>61327713
T I G H T S
>>61327656
you know this reminds me about a complaint i had with the big bang theory a while back
why is it that penny, a waitress. can afford to live alone in an apartment that's identical to the one leonard and sheldon live in when they both have PhDs and have to be roommates?
>>61327713
you posted that same picture too
the only tight picture that got to me in a truly sad fashion desu
>>61327641
>everyone above a certain age as severe dementia
>students think their course in archeology makes their opinions on the sovereignty of this country more important
>>61327705
fucking hope they do Tbh
that way I can whinge about the scots too
>>61327695
>>61327705
Pretty sure that's only if we were revoking the European act, can't do shit about article 50 which is the way we are doing it
>>61327695
>>61327705
>tfw 15 seconds too slow
>Nicola Sturgeon says MSPs at Holyrood could veto Brexit
YES
ARE SCOTLAND
GOOD LADS
>>61327765
>people with higher education aren't smarter on the whole
Right
business idea: posting pictures of girls in tights in exchange for (You)s
>>61327583
that's what makes /brit/ special
I have a need for fast and furious memes
>>61327713
qt
might save this
>declare London independent from the UK and apply to join the EU
Yes lads. Happening
>>61327705
Go ahead and see what happens Jocks. It wont be pretty for you.
>>61327705
Do it Scotland, save us from this mess we've created
hi british.
i think, you guys leave the EU is Right.
you can decide the budget by yourself and can manage the border.
I know that there are every a lot of rules in the EU.
a german has decided how to use the budget of your country basically.
you can decide all military budgets and budgets for economy by yourself. you got regained sovereignty. I congratulate it.
>>61327716
You're delusional if you think another referendum is happening
>>61327194
i agree with you on the brexit revote, but scottish referendum is another matter, the situation is different now, getting out of EU is a big deal, it would make sense to change one's mind over that
>>61327814
I bet that dog can kickflip
> visit parent's house
> eat a shitload of that dank as fuck home cooking
> barely exercise
thank god this is only a couple of weeks
>>61327734
there's virtue signalling
and then there's ready-to-take-dick signalling
Why doesn't snp care about the 55% is Scottish people that want to stay in by he uk and 44% of Scots that want to leave europe?
>>61327834
Hi fellow Brit
>>61327809
>>61327834
Thanks Japan
>>61327744
Serves them fucking right
>>>/pol/78661707
funny how lefties bang on about freedom and democracy and liberalism and how facism and authoritarianism is evil but throw all that out the window and do a complete U turn when it doesn't go their way lol
>>61327637
>sent from my ipad
>>61327206
>re*fedora*ndum
>>61327855
It was 68 to 32 in Scotland, every single county there voted remain
*pours myself a glass of red*
*thoughtfully and slowly lift my glass to my nose, breathing in the aroma*
*close my eyes and savor the heady scent*
*gently open my copy of British Literature and flick carelessly through the pages*
*gaze thoughtfully out the window, admiring the hustle and bustle, the lights of brisBane*
mmm ah yes lads i am quite content
>they think a petition will do anything
I have never had a girlfriend.
I'm 23.
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-36633244
>Nicola Sturgeon says MSPs at Holyrood could veto Brexit
Have the SNP stopped caring about independence?
>>61327873
I hope someone has sent this post to the BBC
>re*fedora*ndum
>lips any girl
nah, that's not me
>>61327914
well it will at least be debated
>>61327918
Nah she's got batshit crazy
Critically important poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10591351
http://www.strawpoll.me/10591351
http://www.strawpoll.me/10591351
http://www.strawpoll.me/10591351
>>61327918
they don't know what they want
can imagine niccy frothing at the mouth and pooing all over herself over this lol
BREAKING NEWS
SCOTLAND TO VETO BREXIT
>SCOTLAND TO VETO BREXIT
SCOTLAND TO VETO BREXIT
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-36633244
going to go sharpen the butter knives for the upcoming civil war
>>61327916
went out to wash my clothes this morning and was bewildered to find out that beautiful women existed outside of pictures on my screen
>Based on voter turn out 26% of 18-24 year olds voted remain
>our future has been STOLEN by old people.
What did they mean by this?
>They are literally going all out because the vote didn't go in their favour.
They love just giving me free meme material.
>>61327905
>Brisbane
>he's probably from Sunnybank or Caboolture
TIME IS A TOOL YOU CAN PUT ON THE WALL
OR WEAR IT ON YOUR WRIST
>>61327834
Cheers, Japan.
>>61327863
hi mate.
>>61327870
yes, thank you too.
you took back true freedom. that's a really wonderful.
>I'm 23.
>>61327992
Yeah but they only talk to you / elect to spend time with you / let you put your willy inside them if you actually have interesting things to say and look handsome.
>>61327948
People have botted the petition.
It will get thrown out instantly.
Daily reminder for my fellow Scots:
>>61327989
I knew there were extremists on /brit/
you're getting nicked m8
>skinny as fuck
>Look at pictures of my dad from around the same age as I am
>Equally skinny as fuck
Hmmm
>>61327918
>>61327977
SNP are so fucking incompetent and childish
>>61328006
Nothing long with riving in Sunnybank
>>61327612
I don't know what to tell you bruv.
Unless you find a way to force education the retards will always be dragging us down.
>>61327948
What like the trump debate? In some backroom with no one relevant present and the outcome decided before it even occurs
They don't even have to debate it, they only have to issue an response
can't wait for scotland to fuck off already desu
they're like an extremely annoying housemate who keeps threatening to leave but never does
just fuck off already
test
>>61328028
yeah well fuck them
i have my tulpa
>>61327977
Do you like your free NHS scotland? Do you like your free subsidised education? Do you like your social housing?
Then you better retract that. Nicola Sturgeon has the potential to plunge scotland into the dark ages.
>>61328038
PLEASE LEAVE SCOTLAND
Want to see your shithole country fail
>>61328038
ffs Norway stop being good at everything all the time
>Matt LeBlanc is 'planning to quit Top Gear '
just fact my shit up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7HoHnAAb9c
Good video.
>>61327993
Witch hunting. Our future has been stolen by some kind of working class bogeyman according to middle class people that don't get out much. If you're young and hate your racist gran it's old people. That sort of thing. Scapegoating.
All these things are partially true but don't give a good picture of what's happened.
>>61328094
hello Mister Rothschild!
>>61328017
Cheers, おめでとうございます。
>>61328094
>>61328093
>>61328106
>eurobeanpogerfase.jpeg
>>61328111
JUST
Is Scotland potentially vetoing brexit of much significance or is it just them being salty and it'll get ignored?
>>61327975
Literally the opposite of what England wants. That's why Scotland opposed the EC in the 1975 referendum and voted en bloc for the EU in 2016.
>>61327977
Why do they have such delusions of grandeur?
They would be utterly irrelevant as an independent nation
top gear more like NO gear because it's going nowhere
PLEASE VOTE SUPER IMPORTANT
http://www.strawpoll.me/10576168/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10576168/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10576168/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10576168/
>>61328134
They can't even do it, just the SNP being absolutley retarded as usual, literally destroying any case they may have had for another referendum while they're at it
>>61328134
They can't actually veto it, and they can't actually leave and join the EU.
So Brexit supporters, do you want to keep treating Ireland as if it was part of your own country (which you were doing before we entered the EU) or do you want us out like the slavs?
>>61327918
>Scotland
Literally who
THREE SIX NINE
SANJAY
SACK IT, SACK IT TO ME ONE MOE TIME
GET LOW
GET LOW, GET LOW
TO THE WINDOWWWWW
TO THE WALL
>>61328111
>Unless Chris Evans quits first
J U S T
Fuck that's rough being so disliked.
>my great uncle max voted for Brexit
>says he would rather die than shake hands with a nigger
Why are old people so based?
top gear more like fop gear because of factman
How do we fix Scotland?
I want one nation, one people, and one leader. I hate how divided we are.
>>61328174
I like Ireland and i like the Irish even if the feeling is not reciprocal. Ireland is a comfy place 2bh.
>>61328168
>they can't actually leave and join the EU
Yes they can.
>>61328174
nah you lads are ite
>>61328078
Noice.
I lived in WestEnd for a few months, comfy tbqh
>>61328188
BOW SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET
>Matt LeBlanc is 'planning to quit Top Gear if co-host Chris Evans does not go first'
JUST
>>61328174
just let us keep northern ireland kiddo
>>61328197
flop gear would have worked better lad
>>61328216
EU said they don't want them.
Can't really blame them >>61328038
>>61328111
>denial
FACT
>anger
OVERNIGHT RATINGS ARE MEANINGLESS
>bargaining
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/13/chris-evans-to-take-less-prominent-top-gear-role-after-audience/
>depression
Matt LeBlanc is 'planning to quit Top Gear '
>acceptance
Moves to BBC digital only, Chris Evans is sackedand slinks back to radio, The Grand Tour does ok for a while and then everyone just forgets about the whole debacle
http://www.afr.com/news/world/europe/brexit-eu-free-trade-deal-with-australia-will-be-ok-says-downer-20160625-gprz9q
http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/uk-canada-free-trade-deal-brexit-1.3652048
It's happening lads
whats a decent 125 bike lads? Got my CBT a couple weeks ago and I'm shopping around now
>>61328233
FACT
>>61328204
we can't their entire national identity consists entirely of hating the english
that's all they have lol
>>61328233
i mean we all saw it coming...right?
>>61328204
>one nation, one people, and one leader
Hello Adolf
>>61328134
There's a parallel with the double majority we have for constitutional referenda
Regions expect to be at the table when decisions get made
