kev edition
Heineken
korean pop
cannot comprehend the level of butthurt from remainers
>ah yes this petition will surely make a difference to things
t. 16 year old redditor
>The highest levels of remain voters were in areas of highest net migration, while some of the strongest leave areas have had the fewest recent new immigrants.
Brexiters confirmed for racists. FACT
>>61330612
meh, not mad really, getting irish citizenship before we leave so won't lose much. just a bit sad that you guys wanted to make britain stronger but actually just lost scotland :(
welcome to our ally desu
>>61330645
Rong <3
>>61330627
Shite
please dont arrest me
scottish parliament was a mistake. nice to see these idiots getting btfo
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3660320/NON-EU-slaps-Sturgeon-SNP-leader-dramatically-announces-wants-immediate-discussions-STAY-EU-humiliated-Brussels-says-No-s-not-works.html
WESTMINSTER
IS
IMPLODING
So why doesnt Ukip take over now?
Looks like both Tories and Labour got better things to do than govern a country.
>>61330602
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09pePsCVV0f
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0StI787OcSN
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BEYqyPlN1L
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X5jlSYqyWh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HmNVhTSwjB
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yN10Ex8zEF
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07UHoPCh9Qg
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fQ60Cq2sL4
>>61330687
t. glitter
Ukraine
Listening to Anal Cunt lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsgMJ1DurF0
>labour mps
who cares?
*bangs on the top of the microwave*
WHY WON'T YOU FUCKIN START DAMMIT
*pulls the rip-cord violently*
http://bbc.in/29bGdrJ
>Facebook lefties frantically tweeting we need to vote Remain the day before the vote
>telling people if they don't know how to vote then put Remain
>sharing the initial remain lead in the polls
>next day, they lost
>all shares are now how leave voters are racist and begging people to sign the second referendum petition
They never learn do they?
New Anglosphere when?
>>61330738
>>61330740
>>61330747
>>61330751
>>61330602
>>61330737
maxim
just had a transcendental wank lads
best wank I've ever had in my entire life, my mood is just lifted and my groin has a satisfying low pain to it
crikey
rate me and the lads
>>61330776
Japanese birds have long backs. Don't like it desu. Why am I here?
>>61330740
Who is irrelevant.
Point is Corbyn looks ever more like the typical communist autocrat refusing to stand down for the good of the people even as the party crumbles around them.
Once the volunteers are gone, next will be the purges
>>61330776
Please do not stop posting
>>61330801
could knock everyone of you out with a single punch
>>61330747
very democratic
>>61330815
for a hug
>>61330801
northampton massive
v. glad we voted leave lads
Couldn't have handled the banter on here desu
There was even talk of the mods giving brits Europ flags to rub it in
BTFO
T
F
O
*animates*
alright FUCK OFF mate stop fucking banging me you piece of shit
*i animate the cord and wrap it around your neck, i use the plug and begin to hit your head with it*
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT MATE? TURN ON, MATE. TURN ON, YEAH? TURN ON MATE WHY DONT YOU JUST TURN ON?
*open the microwave door*
*jump on your head*
*turn it on 'HIGH'*
*cooks you for 10minutes*
you dumb mother fucker
*waddles away from the crime scene*
Really like how asian women resemble children but are legal lads
>>61330801
You got IDs lads?
THE COUNTRY'S GONE BONKLERS
Big ol buck teeth will deter women
lel
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36634407
The House of Commons petitions committee has said it is investigating allegations of fraud in connection with a petition calling for a second EU referendum.
Any signatures found to be fraudulent would be removed, it said.
More than 3.1 million people have signed the petition, although PM David Cameron has previously said there will be no second referendum.
It comes after the UK voted 52-48 to leave the EU in Thursday's referendum.
>>61330821
>Point is Corbyn looks ever more like the typical communist autocrat
You make it sound like a bad thing
>>61330801
is this what it's like to live in an english village? you all go out to some shitty village pub, try to polish off 1 (one) pint and all share a bowel of something?
>>61330801
essex
we don't even need scotland anyway
right
i hear we send 350m a week to scotland, let's spend it on king's lynn instead
>>61330897
>bowel
That's just the start before we all get absolutely wankered!!!!!
3m votes from the UK
0.2m from elsewhere
>a petition for corbyn to remain
kek
these lefties love their petitions huh
>>61330801
Fucking age are you all? Little boys. Blushed cheeks and everything. wew
So when is the monarchy going to get involved?
Queen needs to dissolve parliament, appoint a caretaker, and hold snap elections.
>>61330821
>next will be the purges
Jo Cox was a warning to Blairite backstabbers senpai
anyone seen my orangeade
reeee REEEEE REEEE REEEEEEEEE
time for a cuppa and a valium
where did I put that microwave now..
>>61330965
drank it
>>61330952
would literally cum to be honest.
>>61330935
hahahahAHAHAHAHA*rips out of my bowel, punts it into the bin*HAHA GOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLLLLL---uhhhhhhhhhhh*dies*
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36634407
Rate my #summercut2016 diet lads
>breakfast: 50g porridge with 190ml milk
>lunch: half a chicken with bag of salad and dressing
>snack: protein shake (75g whey protein, 600ml milk, tspn cocoa)
>dinner: fish/steak + whole broccoli + other vegetable
![unnamed-3[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/sTcKW1W.png "unnamed-3[1].png")
>>61330933
(((smugpepe)))
DEGEN FURRIES SUPPORT REMAIN
THAT'S FUCKING IT
>>61330991
ugh, about fucking time
I was getting worried that they'd just ignore /pol/'s blatant shitstirring
>>61330994
Aren't you going to put on tons of weight with that?
Also eat your veggies
>>61331005
>blackwing dragon
ahahahaha fucking hell
did another portrait of /brit/
>>61331005
>>61331006
IT'S
FUCKING
OVER
>>61330997
>UK is there as well
does that mean scotland is bringing our one down?
>>61330722
are any of these new ones?
well good morning
Genuinely hope the scots cuck our shit up and veto brexit
it'll be the only good thing they've ever done
>>61331022
It should be about 2,200 kcal a day. I'm 6'2 and my maintenance is around 3,000 kcal a day I think.
Politics is for the cruel and the stupid.
>>61331051
newest to oldest top to bottom, not doing any more now.
oh wow it looks like this brexit gimmick isn't going to go away anytime soon. hmmm better find out what my go to rhetorician's opinion on the matter about it is
*watches an alexander jahans video on brexit*
ah at last i truly see
Any chance of Moggy running for tory leader?
>Our correspondent says some referendums do have thresholds but those clauses must be inserted in legislation before the vote so everyone is clear about the rules.
>You can't simply invent new hurdles if you are on the losing side, our correspondent says
respect for the BBC slightly raised out of the gutter
>>61330741
*pokes head through window*
"you alri there mate? run out of juice? i'll pop round with a can of diesel in a bit if you want?"
How the literal fuck do you do small talk lads?
>be me
>meeting someone new
>ask them a question
>they answer it
>ask them another question
>they answer it
>awkward silence
>>61331048
Probs la' but it doesn't matter
We can now borrow as a country at 1%, as opposed to the 3% of a few weeks ago - that is great news for the coming months
Scotland couldn't get that rate no matter what they did
>>61331071
They can't, she's delusional
>>61330722
lol
>>61331085
https://cuckchan.org
what is this?
>>61331071
literally won't happen
>>61331168
New archive, desustorage got v& for CP
>>61330991
/pol/ on suicide watch
>>61331071
Don't get your hopes up
>>61331110
no, I don't think he wants it
Snap elections would literally be the worst thing ever for leave. A party could just campaign km the grounds they would keep them us in the eu and they'd win.
Reminder that elections aren't son by majorities just the party who can mobilise the most of their voter Base.
Even though the majority of brits voted leave. The "stay" party would get 100% of the 48% of stay votes while the 52% would be split between tories ukip and green.
Fucking carnage lads
I can't handle how mental these last few days have been
>>61331071
SMERSH BLAIRAM
Nicola knew that if this ref had the same turnout in scotland as the indyref then we would have kept the UK in. so they downplayed it so england would drag us out, prompting desire for indyref2. even if they don't win that they'll still bang on about it. They literally cannot lose because the whole time they're seen to be defending the national interest.
meanwhile labour and imploding, lib dems are irrelevant, ukip can't get elected at westminster and the tories have given themselves a massive uphill struggle that only a fraction of the party were that keen on.
tldr: scots are literally jews playing us all like fools.
>>61331207
>that mangled grammar
Jesus christ m8 read some books
>>61331204
Fairs
Probably wouldn't get it anyway
>>61331177
That's a lightning response lad
>>61331132
"What course do you do?"
"*dont listen to this*"
"Ahh, very impressive"
>>61331130
*sighs deeply*
yeeeh im right mate, the bloody thing's just been given me trouble or mornin.
i'll take you up on that offa, but this baby ain't no vintage. she runs on unleaded
*hands you a tenna*
cheers mate
>>61331085
>Thainonce goes on a dating site
*filters search from youngest first*
*remembers he can't return to the UK anyway because of his convictions*
also,
>Desustorage.com gets V& for CP
>Thainonce has always been a strong advocate of desustorage
Purely coincidence? Hmmmmmmmmmm
>>61331247
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew lad
>>61331234
fuck meant for
>>61330958
Why don't you guys move the entire thread to /pol/? I mean seriously, considering the amount of edgelords here it wouldn't be that bad idea.
biiiiiii biiiiiiiiiiiiiii xx
NEED Corbyn to hold on until at least the Iraq Inquiry is released next week. Jezza is one of the few without dirty hands
This is the meme timeline, right?
>>61331085
make videos out of thgem
>>61330722
I'm in tears
/pol/ might have done us some good with that petition
they'll now not only remove their multiple signatures, but also the people who were signing it fraudulently prior to them
can't wait to see it drop by 2 million
>>61331284
Better set up the settee lad, we're sending your cousins home next week
Got blocked by the furry lads
>tfw you summon him to cleanse the violators
>tfw he purges his party of the remaining Blairites
>>61331237
Never seen a phone poster?
>>61331311
Yeah
I went back in time to make sure the allies won ww2, didn't think it would lead to this
Sorry about that
>>61331347
FOR FREE
>>61331247
I summon thee!
Thoughts?
>>61330602
WHERE IS BORIS JOHNSON
IS THE FAT SHIT JUST SLEEPING IN OR WHAT?
>>61330991
>"People adding fraudulent signatures to this petition should know that they undermine the cause they pretend to support," she said.
WHY THE FUCK AM I NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE THREADS
>>61331304
I will hunt you down and rape you to death, you brainless fucking mong. People like you destroyed the Labour party. I don't think it will ever recover. I will shit down your fucking throat you pinko remtard
>>61331396
not sure if they will let her on the plane dressed like that
Doesn't anyone think it's really weird how all the remain and leave Twitter accounts stopped posting after the result? Even the leave ones didn't post a congratulations.
when do we send all the brownskins home then
>>61331396
>>61331396
Bit fat, overall not bad
>>61331401
Boris, Gove and Osbourn and Farage are all AWOL
>>61331247
GET HIM JANNY
>>61331401
im right here juncker you little runt
>>61331396
Milan turned shit ages ago
>>61331416
Bloody Labour voters! They ruined the Labour party!
>>61331315
was considering a fonejacker sort of video, but I think the novelty of it has worn off now.
>>61331431
she can have my seat if she wants
(and the seat will be my face haha) :-)
naughty naughty
>>61331396
Milan doesnt even have a coast near it.
>>61331266
*looks at the money in your hand*
you've got some fucking front mate
I don't know about you but I genuinely enjoy your company, my offer of help was because I thought we were mates, not business partners, I can't believe you'd disrespect me like this
*is close to tears*
I just don't know why you think that all our interactions need some sort of financial incentive I... I just....
*starts pouring the diesel through your kitchen window, tears running down my face*
*launches jerry can at you and holds a lighter up, starting at you mouth slightly agape*
business idea: don't leave the european union and plunge the country into economic turmoil
Business idea: enact the plot of "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream" on Gove / Boris / Farage / Corbyn
>Our correspondent says some referendums do have thresholds but those clauses must be inserted in legislation before the vote so everyone is clear about the rules.
>You can't simply invent new hurdles if you are on the losing side, our correspondent says.
Just heard we're leaving europe lads. Grab a paddle and head down to the beach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j-Gb8Pk2Pk
>>61331413
Resurrection Sunday?
is nobody reporting on the fact that one of the most first world countries has just decided to bring on some third world level shit ?
>>61331469
DOOVDUH
need TO go hiking
>>61331443
>fat
Don't you mean THICC
d-does anyone here need a yanky doodle gf? :3
>>61331469
do it anwyay lol
>WE ARE RESOLUTE AND DETERMINED
>CORBYN IS A VERY DECENT MAN
>HOPING FOR SOCIAL JUSTICE IN THE FUTURE
sides
in
orbit
>>61331475
maybe she just wants to do some sunbathing
>Shadow Chief Secretary to the Treasury Seema Malhotra has resigned from the Shadow Cabinet
DUN DUN DUN
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
>Seema Malhotra - who introduced Jeremy Corbyn yesterday - has resigned as Shadow Chief Secretary to the Treasury
>>61331444
They've all got their own shit to worry about right now, it's a fucking mad house.
Also Osborne has killed himself.
>>61331515
can i come with you
>>61331528
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew lad
>>61331528
ERM YOU'VE GOT SOME BLOODY CHEEK
>>61331528
VERY GOOD POST
>>61331515
>going hiking irl
>when you have comfy AF hiking sim 2016 on streetview
why
>>61331528
GET HIM!!!!
>>61331566
have you ever been? its amazing when you go to a nice place
>>61331528
GROWLER
R
O
W
L
E
R
>>61331531
Watching it right now. This guy is retarded.
isn't the problem basically that no one in this country is left-wing except young student types who don't vote
it doesn't make any difference who the labour leader is, they're fucked
>>61331339
Doubt that you can do anything besides barking m8.
>>61331518
But that's not THICC : (
>>61331528
> meat hanging off bones
humans are odd
>>61331542
>>61331545
THE PURGE CONTINUES
>>61331514
good times :D
>>61331524
nah if I make another /brit/ video it'll be something good.
if britain is so great then why is literally every colony they shat out better than them in every respect
petition just went down by about 60k
that was all the fraud vote
hope dianne abbott gets a cushy job
Could Scotland really veto lads? I'll lose my shit if they do they need to fuck off
>>61331627
Two posters on /pol/ did that overnight, at least a third are fraudulent
>>61331531
>he will remain he's going no where
>this news just in, another map resigned
>>61331528
>not crying
Fake and gay
remember when osbourne unironically thought he was going to be prime minister lol
>>61331396
tum tum's a tad big, mate
>>61330775
You forgot you proxy, Miru
me on the right
t. gay for burnham
>>61331653
What about us brain-dead slobs?
>>61331653
Hopefully it's 6ft under the ground
>>61331659
>at least a third are fraudulent
3 million are from the UK
the 0.1m are fraud
>>61331613
We're special like that. Just be grateful Belgium wasn't your dad.
>All these people "resigning"
Guess Corbyn let them go easy.
>>61331678
EXACTLY
what i was thinking lad haha x
have you ever noticed how thailad is a huge nonce?
like you can just tell from the way he posts that he drives out to the thai countryside every weekend and buggers many underage children
>>61331289
why
>>61331669
he might still. it's a battle now . each one will be trying to force another to get the ball rolling on this leaving the EU. and no one will want to do it.
>>61331132
Maybe ask them about something you can both relate to
>>61330801
Just messaged this lad on snapchat saying someone who screenshotted your snap earlier is posting them on 4chan
Unlucky kid
>>61331528
>Shaves pits
>Doesn't shave fanny
Hmm
Corbyn on suicide watch
eating spinach and butter
just a quick reminder to brexitmongs that you are still literal virgins and your lives will remain shit and if anything get worse
Little sister just uploaded this
>>61331723
>yank have now started doing it
>>61331597
thats not really true is it though
>>61331396
would pay thousands to slap her on her tummy so hard that it'd turn red for the rest of the week
got cum on my other hand
>>61331720
>Umm Al-Quwain
>>61331742
He's only in trouble if Tom Watson goes. He can for it to another vote and would win v. comfortably
>>61331752
would shag your sister
absolutely can't stand dianne abbot
wish she'd get run over
referendum politics are a poison to democracy.
a strong leader would never even have allowed one. Cameron gave us 3. what a fucking fanny.
>>61331794
racist
REEEEE DO OVER!
>>61331800
yuck
>men spend their entire lives trying to get inside that
>>61331742
Still not a line, fug
>>61331479
*staring at you with piercing frightened eyes with my hands up*
gaz, the hell do you think you're doin'? the money was of course to get us our usual cornettos
*eases towards you slowly, my expression suggesting you put out the lighter*
i would never undermine your gesture of friendship
mate, pop down and grab the things
*smiles* ya bloody fool
when you get back I'll get us both a cuppa and we can watch Ireland v France
>>61331746
Hello Blackwing Dragon.
>>61331790
not if he doesn't get enough nominations from Labour MPs
>>61331800
That's a hymen if I've ever seen one (I have)
>>61331800
dont find this attractive at all
>>61331708
what was it all for
>>61331800
How do I get one of these Korean or Japanese angels to be my gf?
>>61331742
>Big Tom not crossed out
>literally getting pissed at Glastonbury as the party crumbles
>>61331850
no lawbreakers allowed at my flat
lads is janny ded???
>>61331794
rude
>>61331846
not even the anus? girls and boys don't have different backside pussies
>>61331790
Watson is apparently going to want Corbyn to stay
>>61331742
Oh my queen not the Lord Falconer! They can have the blacksmith and the executioner if they only let the Lord Falconer go.
>>61331800
>>61331854
howling
>>61331823
what about the 17m+ leave voters
>>61331886
wew, is janny asleep?
andy burnham is such a fucking vacuous coward
>>61331840
c-cornettos?
*looks around, as if I've been broken from a stupor*
y-yes... cornettos... does it smell like diesel here?
*takes the money and stumbles off down the road mouthing the word 'cornetto'*
Having a think
Lads, check this asian out
chaturbate /ariana_lexx/
please stop posting vaginas
>>61331921
should have been aborted at birth, their lives are worthless
>>61331923
at Glastonbury probably
Anyone else got good karma here?
hoping to be reborn as a cute japanese girl
Imagine of there are snap elections lads ukip would win by a landslide
>>61331844
It'll just be a London Labour party then. They would then truly be dead
It's done lads.
>>61331921
instead of voting for leave or remain we should have 2 candidates to stand for each side..
each candidate becomes the ruler of the areas that voted for them.
representative democracy will always be the best.
if someone calls you a traffic light what do they mean?
the person was from manchester btw so it might be some stupid northern slang
>>61331823
>literally doing this to try snag some remain votes
my sides
>>61331963
why are remain voters so aggressive and violent?
https://twitter.com/MannfredNikolai/status/747045742590697472
Confidence is growing, lads. No more despair.
CARLYS FANNY ON YOUR FACE
ON YOUR FACE
ON YOUR FACE
CARLYS FANNY ON YOUR FACE
AND YOUR BELLEND
>>61331882
Janny is george Osborne conformed
Why is Johnson delaying Article 50?
Seems strange to delay it if the people voted they want to leave.
>>61331823
who even is this ?
>>61331948
Lel, pleasure posting with you lad. Actually going to watch the Euros now.
>>61331823
There's something about this guy, he just isn't memeable at all.
>economic uncertainty
>>61332041
looks painful
>European Parliament's chief calls on David Cameron to begin formal proceedings to leave the EU as early as Tuesday
>>61332015
who are you quoting
>>61332024
Only the PM can do it
