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special guest: france
/balt/.
I'm ready
>>61249926
>>61249926
>>61249926
just my type
except for her huge 4head
On some new meds buds, lets see what these ones do to me
yuri
post more sluts
>>61250149
Is shit
Rape all lesbians straight
>>61250202
no woman is a slut
>>61250122
what for?
>>61250202
Can't dump them fast enough without my pass.
Hold on a sec.
>>61249993
qts r lyfe
>>61250288
borderline personality disorder
>>61250241
did you know that chicas tecate and all that are really easy to pick up and/or cheap escorts?
http://www.fox7austin.com/news/texas/165330091-story
wtf i hate texas now
I'm made a different thread we can use after this assuming it doesn't get trimmed. /int/ is moving fast today.
>>61249930
alri lads
CHI
>>61250522
I wonder how well being a Putin shill pays
>>61250391
yeah I was just memeing bud
>>61250552
I don't know either.
I'm just hoarding shit.
Western Virginia (technically live in Virginia) resident here.
WEST VIRGINIA IS FUCKED!
I recently started working at a Shell station and today was my third shift. Yesterday, the rain was so bad that the power went out in my area. A transformer blew up as well. Towards the end of my shift, I was let out early in order to get back home before the only road to my house was closed off.
I went by Food Lion quickly to get some beer. Every emergency vehicle was deployed, trying their best to deal with the mess. On my way out a Weather Channel vehicle pulled up and I asked him where the storm came from: the west.
I come in today and almost veer into the cliff because gravel has slid down the mountain and onto the road. I go into work and it was the saddest thing. Everyone there is from out of town. We are probably one of the few stations that has refueled this morning so we were swamped. Every customer had a story. I heard one lady on the phone, "I need an insurance claim. My house flooded and now I'm homeless and my dog drowned in the flood." Some customers were easy to talk to but I expect no friendliness after all this. Thousands have lost their home because of this flash flood. One coworker lost her basement and her baby stuff for her child. She's pregnant and now had nothing for the kid. If she doesn't get any help, I'm giving her a $100 to recoup some of the damages.
My shift abruptly ended because of reasons but I decided to go to kfc to grab a snack. There was a line out the door. I had realized at that moment that it was so crowded because these people literally had no food, running water or electricity. This was their only no nonsense means of getting food. One lady next to me got 10 buckets to give to her family and neighbors. God bless her soul.
I drove back home, sucked gas out of my mom's truck to refuel my Buick (every gas station has a 30 minute wait for fuel) and I'm nibbling on my meal.
Why is England such a terrible place?
>got to class
>anime characters drawn on the chalk board
>i knew half of them
they was akari in her dog PJs, yui in her Panda PJs, Chitose in Chinatsu's cat PJs for some reason, Miku, Garfield, and pic guy as a plant
>>61250665
sometimes god loves some counties more than others
>>61250665
Rain.
>>61250685
>comp sci class
>prof had anime girl as desktop
>forgot to take pic to figure out what its from
think it was from some visual novel or something
please adopt me I'm cute and I'll do chores for you
I'll even go to Mexico if I have to
pls halp
need american bf
>>61250794
This country sucks
>>61250794
no, you are the refugees now.
>>61250794
You don't want to end up dead.
Even ironically
>>61250794
are u a grill?
>>61250812
If you're a chick in London I'm dtf
Having a terrible time here desu
>>61250794
are you a boy or a girl?
>>61250778
i was thinking taking a pic and having /cum/ identify the rest, but i wasn't going to risk by non existent social status on it
>>61248239
Sony forced the political angle. When they saw the backlash to the first trailer, they deleted all the comments with sensible criticism and kept the sexist/racist ones. They also paid for stories highlighting the sexist comments.
>>61250522
>tfw no natalia gf
>>61250850
what's up? why the shitty time?
>>61250813
it's fine because this country won't exist in a few years time
>>61250840
we already committed suicide
>>61250841
>>61250858
What do you want me to be?
14 people are declared dead and the yous go to a britfag asking for a bf? Wtf?
Like, people lost everything they had and you guys are still shitposting?
>>61250794
You're always welcome here
>>61249993
>>61250241
>>61250366
>>61250464
>>61250522
>>61250553
>>61250611
>>61250840
Good shit, lads. Appreciate it.
AYYYYYY
>>61250961
London is expensive as fuck, you're always on cctv, girls are prude af, people aren't helpful unlike Ireland and Canada, interracial couples, and I got lot today which threw me off. Also brexit was kind of dumb
>>61251015
britain needs hugs and kisses rn
>>61251015
Did you make the post that was really long? Because probably nobody felt like reading it
>>61251083
>I got lot today
Lost
>>61251027
I'm hetero but that guy in his prime was better looking than all the girls in pics you (you)'ed. and I hate that cunt.
>>61251017
thank you <3
>>61251102
yes we really do
>>61251039
lol
>>61250983
You can be my slave in Phoenix. Just don't go outside or you'll probably actually melt
>>61251115
I read it. I don't know what i was supposed to say in response to it. Yeah, it sounds like a shit situation. Bummer.
>>61251083
Why don't you hit up /brit/ and see if anyone wants to have a pint at the pub?
>>61251243
Reported to Janny. Dissent will not go unpunished.
What kind of state is Oregon like? looks comfy
So when is Canada getting rid of Trudeau.
The meme has been going on for too long
>>61251298
the southern portion is comfy as fuck, and the parts along the coast even more so. If you go inland, people get more conservative and even weird, but then you hit portland and its hipster central. Nice City though.
Eastern oregon is pretty shitty
>>61250867
The funniest part were all the women commenting on how terrible it looks.
>>61251201
yes sir!
I think I'd ignite instead of melt though
>>61251170
OH boy you passed a referendum that nobody understands yet.
You know how you complain about the rain? Well the rain here has put at least three counties under water.
Please leave,
>>61251277
/brit/ is pretty autistic
I'm meeting up with an old friend tomorrow so that will be nice. I'm going stay in my hotel room and try and get nudes out of the chick I met in Galway tonight
>>61251362
why weird?
/fcum/
America is for Anglo-Saxons and natives too I guess.
>>61251481
This needs to be a thing yeah
When does this game get good? I'm 1/3rd done and falling asleep. Splicers are piss-easy and most of the dialogue is drone-y psychobabble.
>>61251497
And Germans and Irish
>>61251451
well you get people like the rednecks involved in the Wildlife refuge standoff or weird hippies who believe in nature spirits and shit. Medford has anarchists running amok.
>>61251386
Would you be happy keeping my room clean, doing my laundry and performing sexual favors?
Just had a spicy chicken sandwich from McDonald's.
>>61251543
not until the near end with the "twist"
shouldve played system shock 2 instead
>>61251533
>it will never be a thing
>>61251587
I had one at the airport
7/10 imo
>>61251547
They can stay.
>>61251552
kek
>>61251600
Nice neighborhood dude.
Im going to Houstan legally senpaitachi
What places should i avoid
>>61251619
7/10 sounds about right.
>>61251533
Comment ça ?
>>61251497
For everybody desu
Literally
>>61251569
of course, being a maid would be lovely
>>61251708
French can stay
>>61251708
J'y peux rien si tu connais pas les expressions idiomatiques mec
>>61251708
>>61251547
Nice try, we're full.
>>61251497
For starters, there's no such thing as an "American".
It's multi-kulti land actually.
We are technically welcome in yer threads.
https://youtu.be/M689xuNgJyA?t=1m39s
why is america so much cooler than canada?
>>61251901
Canada is part french
>>61251194
absolutely qt
>>61251760
Thanks :^)
>>61251791
HNNNNNNNNGR
>>61251932
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH MUH DICK
Ok, 2 days, but just like my ancestors, I CAN'T RESIST !
>>61252003
He meant stay home, Pierre.
>>61251901
Canada is a liberal shithole
>>61252079
That's okay, N.America is our 2nd home.
>>61252003
I forgot to mention that it's just an image of boobs printed on a shirt. :^)
>>61252145
>fishnets
/britcum/
Hola hermanos
>>61251741
Post butte
>>61252230
Yes, please
>>61252252
Hola
>>61252303
How old is she?
>>61252347
Good question.
S T O P
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bZn78gFAlm
>>61252421
Don't listen to him, French Poster of QTs. Follow your dreams
>>61252145
>traps
Fuck off
Why is there a French guy posting qts here
America for the americans desu
>>61251861
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_ethnicity
>>61252269
umm, y-yes sir
i.imgur.com/2ehhTlm.png
>>61250794
*adopts u*
hug mommy
>>61252622
*hugs* <3
Qt's sharing, burgers, let's go !
>>61252421
don't fight it
>>61252631
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
So when does the remain voter holocaust start?
>want to get my dick wet
>wife is out of town
Geez
>>61252868
Why is this a problem?
>>61252868
At least your wife is getting some :^)
FRENCHBRO
Did you even know that one door fridge exist burgers?
http://toronto.ctvnews.ca/suspect-wanted-in-connection-with-alleged-kidnapping-torture-of-teens-arrested-1.2959564
canada looked across the border at detroit and said "yep, that's just what we need here"
please
>>61252930
He wants to fuck his wife. Some people are monogamist.
>>61252930
Because I wany to stick it into my wife but I can't??
>>61252762
>Greenland
?????
This is Sophie "kitten", or "i-hate-the-beach", British
>>61252868
Rub one out to these dude's paintings
>>61252952
Yeah, I used to have one in the garage. I kept beer in it.
>>61252952
Yes, poor people have them.
>>61252868
>>61252994
use me mexico
best thread we had in a long time
thank you france
>>61253015
Some guy with a Greenland flag posted it on /sp/.
I name webms i save on /sp/ after the poster's flag
>>61252868
Mexican women won't respect a man who doesn't cheat on them
The people mad batman kills in the newest movie are the same people who love Tim Burton's batman. Really makes you think.
>>61253068
Ah, I see.
Check out her tumblr, hnng
>>61252952
>one door fridge
Sounds like some pinko contraption. I'm glad I those things don't exist here.
>>61253030
i wonder who could be behind this post
>>61253141
I'm married to an American
>>61253030
Lollies were made to sodomize clowns
Fuck clowns
>>61252777
Fuck this city
>>61253246
I think I've talked to you before
Hope you and the mrs are doing well
>>61253334
I'm not sure 2bh
Either way, I'm saving this webm
>>61253354
Yeah we are good
Her family wanted to see her, so they paid for her trip
>>61252557
Absolute madman, didn't think you would do it.
Get on my lap
In order to celebrate the Franco-Anglo friendship (let's not forget Mexico :3), let's share qts !
>>61253548
sauce
>>61253597
Aint got it senpai, i dont ask for sauce during mid-times , i just enjoy what is posted.
>>61253666
>666
t-thanks, mexi-satan
>>61253558
Wife material
>>61253707
You're welcome senpai
>>61253479
of course I would! I'm here to help and please
>monitor got knocked off my table when i was drunk and is kinda broke now
What are you guys doing this summer?
>drinking and eating homemade tushonka, playing videojuegos
I got a really decent pic from that Canadian girl I met in Galway
>>61253802
this is your own fault
:^)
>>61253802
Don't do that.
>>61253812
SCHOOL
SCHOOOL
EXAMMMMMMMMMS
LEARNING SPANISH
CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE.
>>61253802
PLEASE
STOP
DRINKING
>>61253839
not the first time it happened. Last time I dropped my laptop while drunk.
>>61253854
k
>>61253879
im trying anon ;_;
>>61253812
Panicking
>>61253812
working on boring things
>>61253812
Staying in the city im studying uni, didnt go back to my hometown because i wanted to get a job during vacations but fuck it.
Im probs just gonna play vidya and go out with some normies i´ve met.
>>61253802
>Implying you can get drunk with maple syrup
>>61253812
I'm not sure, probably the same shit like any other day
>wife goes through San Diego
>tells me all the white boys were trying to speak Spanish
Holy shit, America.
Literally nothing wrong with wearing cargo shorts or crocs.
>>61254087
>Commiefornia
That shithole is as bad as el Dfectuoso
>>61249993
"France is not an aryan country", they said...
good thread
>>61254087
how do they know the politics of the shooters?
Specifically I'd like to know how they found out Rodger was a TYT fan
>>61254127
Lo que me preocupa es que el estado se quiera unir a Mexico.
¿Te imaginas el putal de liberales que se nos caerÃan encima?
>>61254096
explain to me what isn't wrong with that
>>61254096
Except crocs are ugly and you look like an FOB Chinese immigrant.
couldn't get the poo stains out of my shorts lads
>>61254330
kill yourself
>>61254087
>border city
>surprised white people attempt to know Mexican
>>61254245
No idea
Try asking on /pol/
>>61254254
No mi amigo prieto, esos pendejos liberales son hipocritas, dicen que apoyan a los imigrantes pero se la pasan diciendo que van a irse a Canada si gana Trump en lugar de decir que van a venir al bello y multicultural Mexico.
No tienes de que preocuparte.
>>61254096
Nothing wrong with cargo shorts, but crocs are ugly as fuck senpai
It's not even that Britain is just different, Canada is fucking better
>>61254330
>not exclusively wearing black shorts just for this reason
>>61254087
Does not help your a lot of hispanic here speak shit english.
>>61254377
that image, jesus christ
what fantasy world do these people live in?
>>61254395
>dicen que apoyan a los imigrantes pero se la pasan diciendo que van a irse a Canada si gana Trump en lugar de decir que van a venir al bello y multicultural Mexico.
Aunque de todas formas van a Tijuana para hacer su desmadre
>>61254366
i think about it every day anon
>>61254429
i'll keep it in mind
>>61254395
Famous American chef pictured.
>>61254374
This shouldn't even be a thing
>>61254550
Why?
>>61254374
>Border city
>Not having a shitload of people telling you to go back
>No hostile enviroment for being brown
What the fuck has happened?
>>61254245
I've read some of Elliot's manifesto and he seems to be the embodiment of nearly all the worst aspects of /r9k/. I seriously doubt that guy would fit in with the liberal pussy regressive leftists /pol/ loves to hate.
>>61254574
I guess because we took all that land from them.
how do the people who didnt stay up for real nigga hours like my flag?
>>61254602
You don't shit on people coming to your city to spend money.
>>61254603
He was subbed to TYT
What games should I buy on the steam sale?
>>61254668
Its not like we wont spend money on shit anyways
>>61254676
Hunniepop is 69% off
>>61254676
Only buy games that you know you are surely going to play
>>61254676
None
I got fired
>>61254768
Enjoy the NEET life
>>61254256
They're practical, they're comfortable, and they don't look all that bad. Literally the only thing wrong with them is that they have a distinctly late 90s look to them. But, NO, those self described "sophisticated" jackasses believe that all men should wear painted-on slacks that shove their balls up into their stomachs just to go pick up a bag of peanuts from the corner store.
Crocs are exactly the same. They're extremely versatile and leave your feet feeling comfy no matter what terrain you're stepping through.
>>61254768
What'd you do? Kiss your boss on the lips?
>>61254676
/cum/ is supposedly going to do tabletop simulator stuff together
>>61254768
>>61254911
>tfw worked for the past 9 years full time with no more than 4 days off in a row
>>61254915
Jesus, just find nicer pants that actually fit. fashionable doesn't necessitate slim/skinny fits.
>>61254602
have you ever been there?
i've never been told to go back or been ina hostile enviroment and i've been traveling there all my life.
>>61254937
oh right
who tf up
>>61254919
I'm a cashier and I suck at counting money. I kept being short on my register over and over. I feel so ashamed and stupid.
>>61254937
what sort of tabletop simulation?
>>61254768
Happens even to the best
>>61254915
cargo shorts are not comfortable, nor are they practical, those big stupid pockets are ugly and useless
crocs are floppy weak shoes that result in thousands of foot injuries a year, and when it comes to terrain they literally have holes in them so what are you talking about
>>61254768
Go on unemployment and drink all summer. I did that 7 years ago.
>>61253812
>working
>D&D
>drinking
>>61255056
every type of tabletop simulation
>>61255069
Is this an onion article?
>>61255212
/cum/ D&D. Let's do this
>>61255212
>flip table
>>61253812
working part time as a CNA, mowing my family's grass (for free), drinking, smoking, jerking off, pirating music
trying to avoid thinking about wasted teen years and young adulthood and being a 23 y/o virgin
/cum/
>>61255309
http://steamcommunity.com/app/286160/workshop/
find me a good mod for it and i'll host
Voting to make frenchbro an honorary /cum/ member on the condition of qt tax
>>61255424
It looks like Roll20 would be better for Trad RPGs
Still something I'd be interested in
>>61255537
Voting to make any country that posts at least 3 qts per thread an honorary /cum/ member for the thread.
>>61255111
I doubt I'm eligible
>>61255537
supported
>>61255645
How long were you employed?
>invite englishman to my house to celebrate Brexit
>offer him my best hospitality corn
>he rejects it
>calls it "animal food"
>says I insulted him
>leaves
????
>>61255537
/fcum/
>>61255766
fcum
fuckem
>tfw no russian bimbo gf
just waiting on the lottery ticket haha
I'm terrible at overwatch and video games in general
>tfw even on 4chan you are strange
How do we incorporate france and latvia into /cum/?
>>61255766
We haven't held the referendum yet.
>>61255629
I vote yea to this
>>61255803
She will take everything you have.
Just fuck a slav prostitute like a reasonable man
This is the girl I macked in Galway
R8
>>61255766
>Not /cumf/
>Not adding Yugoslavia to make it /cumfy/
>>61255735
just over a year I think
>>61255824
/clumf/
>>61255824
/clumf/
>decided to pregame because local bars and beer are 'spensive
>now teetering on too tipsy to care about getting out of my apartment for once
Damn you, bourbon
>>61255424
it seems like roll20 is easier for the DM but is still do-able for tabletop simulator
this reddit link has some stuff
https://www.reddit.com/r/tabletopsimulator/comments/4pkdyu/tabletop_simulator_for_dd_helpresource_request/
still wanna do monopoly or whatever (also i have only played 3 hours of D&D so i would have to read up on what to do)
>>61255886
I think you have to be employed for 9 months to apply. Couldn't hurt to try.
>>61255922
You predrank alone?
>>61255822
Same here.
>>61255922
Uber
>>61255913
>>61255916
still needs to be cum, in that order, so people can find threads
how about /cum/+/fly/
>>61255875
6.5 or 7/10
>>61255973
...maybe
Moved to a new town, don't know anyone yet :(
>>61256028
It's not the inebriation, it's the motivation. I can walk downtown if I want to, it takes me like, 5 minutes. I probably still will, try to catch some live music and maybe, if the gods smile upon me, actually make a connection with someone
>>61256054
>/cum/+/fly/
I dig it
>>61256113
Just go to the bars now
Ask people playing pool If you can join or play doubles
If you're good offer to teach
>>61255968
How much money do I get?
She just sent me this
Nudes are in the works
>>61256504
post them when u get desu
>>61255824
you just let them hang out instead of sperging about the acronym
>>61249993
wtf usa?
Do you have schools there?
>>61256605
source
>>61253953
>>61256605
just banter bro chill out lets hit the waves
>>61256277
It's a percentage of your old wage. I think mine was like 60% I don't remember though. Probably depends on the state.
>>61251932
who is this semen demon ??
>>61256605
>>61256655
jesus christ, san diego
>>61256658
im so down to shred some gnarly waves dude
>>61256605
getting stuff from radio talk shows is cheating, its just when trailer trash people call while every else is working
>>61250391
you forgot to mention:
Only if you have moneys
I'm pretty sauced buds. Should I order a pizza from papa John's? I live a block away so I can order and pick one up for cheap.
What do I get, boys?
>/int/ archive is down
what the fuck happened to desustorage
>>61256718
It says on http://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/collecting-unemployment-benefits-california-32504.html that I'm not eligible if I became unemployed by my own fault. So since I was fired for messing up on register, I doubt they'll accept for unemployment
>>61256894
anon please don't drive drunk
>>61256241
Maybe. Not too many places around here have pool tables thought that I've seen, unless I try one of the dives
>>61249993
so many priests are gay i'm glad they now need supervision.. but who da fuq goes to church dese days n e wayz
>>61256929
the new one is http://cuckchan.org/
>>61256894
Get some hawai'ian. Maybe I'll get pizza for dinner now too, thanks for putting the idea in my head
>>61256974
A block as in walking. It's like a 2 minute walk. No driving involved whatsoever. I just leave my building, take a left then a right at the intersection then another left after subways and I'm there buddy.
>>61250383
oh shit waddup
who else /ruining every relationship they have/ here
>>61257004
Catholic priests wouldn't diddle so many kids if they could marry tbqh
>>61253812
trying to find a psychiatrist so I stop wanting to kill myself on the daily
>>61256545
I'll take the ban if I get tits
>>61257365
good mate right here
>>61257084
It's a bumpy road
>>61256605
>usa
>schools
Nice one.
>>61257184
what makes you think people sexually oriented towards little boys would have any interest in dating and having sex with women?
>>61257429
ganbatte anon~
>>61257352
You should try MDMA lad.
>>61257539
imo it's not about a large amount of priests being natural gay pedophiles, it's about them being sexually repressed their entire careers and thus using the kids to release their desires.
>>61256605
I don't think you understand. American television and radio is literally about finding the most retarded people you can and putting a microphone or camera in front of their face. This shit is considered to be cool, it's fucking cool to admit that you're a fucking moron with no understanding of anything and no intention to learn.
>>61257684
i don't think it works that way dude...
i don't think a normal person will fuck children due to overwhelming horniness
you don't see KHVs going around fucking kids
>>61257539
Sexuality is like a spring, the more you repress it the more force it acquires and the more fucked up it is when it finally releases.
>>61257768
KHVs don't/didn't have nearly unchecked access to little boys and haven't been mandated by their job not to get their dick wet
>>61257768
That's because they masturbate and Shelley feel no shame about it.
Priests on the other hand...
SE CONFROMAN CN BER LA FINAL DESDE LASS TRIBUNAS, INCLUSO CUANDO LA ORGANIZAIRN ELLOS JKAJAJKJAKJKAJKAJKAKJAJKAJKAJKAJK ESTOS chicANOS
>>61257947
eres tu "no" chico?
Move threads
>>61249930
>>61249930
>>61257409
I fucked it up
>>61258041
be like "its just me, you don't trust me? man you're no fun"
>>61258041
Send her a picture of your asshole
