Favorite method of preparing Boston butt edition.
First for the British Empire
2nd for Brexit was a good idea
Third for saving the UK
DJI down 609.57. Thanks Britain.
who /taking a vacation to the UK/ here?
gonna take advantage of the sinking pound
>>61249930
Western Virginia (technically live in Virginia) resident here.
WEST VIRGINIA IS FUCKED!
I recently started working at a Shell station and today was my third shift. Yesterday, the rain was so bad that the power went out in my area. A transformer blew up as well. Towards the end of my shift, I was let out early in order to get back home before the only road to my house was closed off.
I went by Food Lion quickly to get some beer. Every emergency vehicle was deployed, trying their best to deal with the mess. On my way out a Weather Channel vehicle pulled up and I asked him where the storm came from: the west.
I come in today and almost veer into the cliff because gravel has slid down the mountain and onto the road. I go into work and it was the saddest thing. Everyone there is from out of town. We are probably one of the few stations that has refueled this morning so we were swamped. Every customer had a story. I heard one lady on the phone, "I need an insurance claim. My house flooded and now I'm homeless and my dog drowned in the flood." Some customers were easy to talk to but I expect no friendliness after all this. Thousands have lost their home because of this flash flood. One coworker lost her basement and her baby stuff for her child. She's pregnant and now had nothing for the kid. If she doesn't get any help, I'm giving her a $100 to recoup some of the damages.
My shift abruptly ended because of reasons but I decided to go to kfc to grab a snack. There was a line out the door. I had realized at that moment that it was so crowded because these people literally had no food, running water or electricity. This was their only no nonsense means of getting food. One lady next to me got 10 buckets to give to her family and neighbors. God bless her soul.
I drove back home, sucked gas out of my mom's truck to refuel my Buick (every gas station has a 30 minute wait for fuel) and I'm nibbling on my meal.
>>61250092
Seems like a good idea. Maybe they'll Make tickets cheap to encourage tourist money.
>>61250147
thats what you get for buying a normie phone
>>61250374
A two year old child drowned.
>>61250092
>>61250371
Slip on over lads
>>61249943
no Brits allowed
Aussies are welcome bros though
*votes brexit*
Hoho... oh dear
>>61250418
all you had to fucking do was not buy that phone
>>61250489
will I get a qt redhead gf if I come? I'm very white I swear
Why are non Anglos such cucks?
Welsh are honorary Anglos btw
>>61249930
OP, butts are gross, they make farts, you're eating fart meat
>invite englishman to my house to celebrate Brexit
>offer him my best hospitality corn
>he rejects it
>calls it "animal food"
>says I insulted him
>leaves
???
Pikachu
Order, order! I call today's parliament in session.
Reply to this post with your party name, party color, and a tripcode. I won't accept it if you don't have a tripcode.
If you want to join a party, reply to me and say which party you wish to join.
http://rock1053.iheart.com/media/play/27105739/
>"the people that were voting were they from England, Great Britian, the United Kingdom, or Ireland??"
>"nobody knows haha"
>start mocking people when they show knowledge of the situation
I swear to fucking god delete this shit ass culture where being ignorant is something that's cool.
>>61258065
fuck off
Should I seal the deal on that pizza? I can get a large one for $11.
>>61258207
Will it effect you in any way financially if you do? otherwise I don't see why you're asking
>>61258242
I mean I'll be $11 shorter. But I just realized that I can go to whole food and get a bigger pizza maybe a bit more and they're tastier. It's not much further either so I might just walk over there and have food for tomorrow too.
I was just apprehensive about papa johns because even though I'm drunk their pizza sounds disgusting. The deal I was looking at was for their burger pizzas and they look like dogshit.
>>61258052
Fat Pikachu was cuter ""to be honest""
>>61258181
haha nerd
Prude cunt isn't worth the effort
>tfw had to wait 15 minutes for an N train to Brooklyn
This is why I don't live in the outer boroughs desu
>>61258424
fuck you
/cum/ in me
>>61258452
>begging someone for nudes when there is a plethora of free internet porn
literally why. How often does this even work just texting someone "pls send nudes u want sum fuk" because I can't imagine it does very often
>>61258634
I just do it as a confidence boost desu
>>61258452
You know nothing about upset girls
>>61258633
>>>/out/ with you limey
>>61258041
send a sad emoji.
North Carolina, Virginia and Georgia are slowly becoming Northern/not Southern states. Have fun with your rump Confederacy in Alabama and Mississippi dixiefats
t. Yankee carpetbagger
>>61250147
Rev up those FEMA death camps.
>>61258041
>you saw my dick, it's only fair
>Shut up
women in charge of arguments
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bZn78gFAlm
>>61258452
your whole attitude is ass backwards, dude
>I guess I fucked up
dont admit to your faults, ever for any reason with a girl you're trying to bang. Should've just answered "gay" or "lame." This girl has no doubt sent nudes of her pussy and ass to at least one guy, you just got to go for the pussy first and then nudes.
>>61258897
to be fair he was going to post nudes on a public forum
the guy is fucked in the head
>>61250147
Didnt 20 people die in flash floods their?
I think thats the storm we were supposed to get hit by, but it did jack shit
>>61258946
It's alright, all women are sluts anyways
optimizing code is a bitch desu lads
>>61258689
Pls send me her handle.
[email protected]
>>61258717
Mean
Anglo union when?
>>61258990
ur a bitch
ok jk i didnt mean it
>vos
>>61249930
also smoke it or cube and braise it desu
first day of work and there are already TWO qtpi's on staff
dis gon b gud
I don't know how to tell my family that I got fired. I'm too embarrassed
>>61259235
what job?
>>61259260
If it was a shitty job they wont care.
>>61259302
yes
big anglo tits
"""to be honest"""
>>61259342
Who's that Anglo Saxon female with big tits that you always post?
does any1 want 2 pet me
>>61259237
don't forget to read the disaster artist for extra keks
>>61259340
They'll think I'm stupid and pathetic
>>61258919
I'll never see her again
I tried to bang her 4 nights ago but she ended up giving me half a handy so I kicked her out
I figured if she liked me enough to give me a handy I could probably get nudes from her
>>61259413
They already do :^)
Just kidding anon if there's one thing I've learned it's that your family always loves you. Unless it's a shitty family.
>>61259397
*scratches behind your ears*
:)
>>61259397
*pets*
>>61259341
yes
>>61259445
you can love someone and still think they're stupid and pathetic
I'm 23 and couldn't even succeed as a dumb cashier
Just bent a bunch of tiny pins on my $200 motherboard. About ready to kill myself.
>>61259496
exactly
>>61259507
did you really want to be a cashier anon? you'll find something better.
>>61259523
no
>>61259025
As long as you keep those nonukestralians out of my face.
>>61259260
>I got fired
W-why?
>>61259397
>>61259260
Why were you fired?
>>61259511
Pics. How bad did you fuck them up? Also most places you can request a replacement
>>61259511
bend em back pussy
>>61259536
I hope so. I just have a habit of failing the simplest things. I didn't even graduate high school.
>>61259566
>>61259584
I guess I keep miscounting customers change, and it causes my register to be short. I've been given about 4 warning and my boss straight up said "I need you to promise me you'll count the change slower. I've had to call corporate for you, and I'm not allowed to give you more warnings". so yesterday I counted every single customers change 3 times before handing it to them. Twice to myself, and then once again to the customer as I handed it to them. and my register still was short somehow. I have no idea how it keeps happening.
>>61259507
Tbf cashier is a fucking awful job lad. Find one where you dont have to deal with people
jesus christ, why
Tonight will be my last drink for a long while, what should I get?
Thinking about either microbrewery stuff, or some nice cider.
>>61259397
Do you not care if I have a dog?
>>61259779
you should get a gun and shoot yourself
>>61259763
>TMPIN2
>>61259817
geez, Mexico....
Every single day I wake up face the Washington monument and pledge allegiance. I then sit in my library and read the finest literature. Often I find myself thanking God, who doesn't exist, that I was born in a country that isn't a welfare state.
>>61259695
I used to work as a cashier, and they taught me a really neat trick to count change. Now I can count change in an instant, all in my head.
All you do is count upwards. Start at the number that they owe you, then count upwards as you grab the coins until you get to the number that they gave you.
So if they owed you $10.37, and they hand you a $20, grab 3 pennies. Now you're at $10.40. Next grab a dime. Now you're at $10.50. Grab two quarters, now you're at $11.00. Then just grab 4 $1 bills and a $5 bill, and you've got the exact amount of change.
Practice this a few times, once you get it, you'll be able to make change faster than any computer could.
>>61259763
are you in the hell or something like that?
>>61259452
*licks u*
>>61259457
*cuddles u*
>>61259583
*purrs*
>>61259794
meow
>>61259662
How??
>>61259643
It's over three years old at least. Feel like it's a bit late for that.
>>61259779
Hefeweizen. It's hot. Get something refreshing
what do you guys think of this PC build? is the video card too much?
http://pcpartpicker.com/user/vasylus/saved/#view=rKwG3C
>>61259836
TMPIN 2 is always stuck at a high number for some reason. Dunno why
>>61259884
its only 95 out and I have my window open for the breeze to come in
>>61259907
Wew
How'd you end up doing that?
>>61259850
the register calculates for me, I just have to grab the correct amount of dollars and coins.
>>61259929
you dont need 16 GB of RAM. 6600 is fine but you probably wont need something that high
>>61259976
Nigga dont worry about it my man
Never enjoyed a blowjob. Girthier than normal and I always feel teeth. Anything my partner can do to make it feel good?
>>61259952
A couple of them I'm not sure how it happened. I was re-applying thermal paste and they got fucked up. Most of them got bent from when I was trying to fix the other ones.
>>61259907
>How??
You heard of needlenose pliers and a steady hand?
>>61259373
same qt mostly
>>61259991
ram is so cheap now so i figured might as well get 16, but good point man thanks
>>61260004
tell her to open wide and fuck her throat
>>61259342
Yes, quite. Anglo-saxon tits, indeed.
>all men are created equal
What a quaint proverb. There is no creator therefore this can't be true. Each person should be treated how they deserve to be treated. They should be judged by their actions and how they treat others.
>>61259907
>he bought AMD
>>61259373
Danielle Sharp 2bh lad
>>61260108
*bullies you*
>>61249930
I'll be in the US during 4th of July, what can i expect? I'll be visiting my grandparents and shit.
>>61258946
the guy is literally fucked in the head
he had a lobotomy done to him some tiime ago
u r rood
>>61260345
Depends where you are. It's a big cunt.
>>61258065
Blue
Northern Unification Party
Why is no one else doing this shit?
>>61260108
youre right, but sadly the world dont work as well as we want.
Thanks darwinism.
>>61260398
I will be spending 3-4 weeks in the U.S as where i'll be in D.C During 4th of july and then the rest will be spent in Minneapolis and L.A
>my face when britland left eu
>>61260004
Tell her to not try to fit a lot of it in her mouth, just the head and to focus on that, treat it like a lollipop.
Reading Elliot Rodger's manifesto made me realize he was one of us. A victim of this cruel and depraved world.
In another reality where he didn't execute the massacre, I believe we became friends.
>>61259342
>>61260509
Watch fireworks drink beer and have fun. DC should have a big firework show.
>>61260796
She hawt as fuck
>Even IGN torpedoes the new Resident evil game
>OVA still isnt out yet
>he fell for the less than 16GB RAM meme
Car ain't got no roof.
>>61260998
name literally one time you would ever need that much
>>61260990
ovas are for gays
>>61260089
good lad
off to work /cum/bois
see you in the morning
>>61261226
bibi
>>61261226
godspeed, la
HI
>>61261365
was geht kumpel
>>61258689
Well it's not like she's lying or anything
>>61261439
Please stop stalking me
i'm horny
Should I play Fallout New Vegas or Super Mario RPG tonight?
>>61259342
Joey Fisher is basically a 10/10
>>61261543
hi horny
>>61261560
super mario RPG
and fight the secret boss
>>61261560
fallout
nothing beats roaming the mojave and listening to the radio
>>61261624
Fallout radio is fedora tier
whens the last time u held a girls hand ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2YJbTrxeos
feel with me
>>61258065
Social Nationalist Party
Red
>>61261867
commies >>>/out/
>>61258736
Virginia has always been pretty Yankee, you negro.
>>61261751
4 hours ago
ama
>yotsuba b
>>61261751
4 years ago
ama
>>61260438
because it's really dumb
>>61262090
>>61262038
*holds ur hand*
>>61261751
I have never held a girl's hand
I decided to live a lazy NEET life and then kill myself when my grandma dies
>>61262234
jokes on you I just scratched my arse haha
>>61261751
about 2008 during a catholic Mass when we held our neighbors hand
>>61249930
slowcooked with vinegar and onions
>pulled pork
did you guys know Kimbo Slice died?
>>61262234
r u a girl
>>61262481
no way
and I hear england might leave the EU
>tomorrow
>>61262504
ya
>>61261150
Twin screen gaming and browsing simultaneously.
>>61261150
extreme multi-tasking
>>61261695
nv radio is comfy tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEI17PCg50E
>average ninenteen year old in japan
>>61261249
bebi?
>tfw no Lions of Rojava gf
>>61263012
*farts*
>>61262000
t. nova
>>61262850
>not https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YRECjIHIO5A
>>61262850
maybe at first, but the same 5 songs in rotation gets tiresome after a couple hours
>>61263048
>>61263058
*farts*
*shits pants*
how did the bebi meme start
>>61263150
Baby never started. It was always in each one of us.
>>61263048
cute!
>>61263150
cuz baby is cute and wants the best 4 u
>>61263234
how can it want the best for me, its just a stupid selfish baby. All it cares about is sleeping and sucking tits
Anime is not a good or funny meme, where is vapeman that is real funny meme
>>61263262
dont u want to sleep and suck tits ?
>>61263262
>tits
ewww
>>61258736
As somebody who lives in NC, I can confirm it isn't particularly Southern, all the rednecks live in the mountains. All the places where people actually live are fairly Yankee.
>>61263342
mind if i save that cute pic?
>>61262576
so am i
legit hate the janny desu
if I ever see that fucker on the street I'll send him straight to the shadow realm
>>61263405
ya its a personal photo pls dont save it
u can hav this 1
>>61263307
anime is very good
>>61263400
Maybe in the Research Triangle
>>61263470
ur very good
>where is vapeman that is real funny meme
>>61263448
oh ok thank u
How're u feelin today?
did u go to the gym today?
I've never kissed a girls armpits
>>61263575
I've never kissed anyone
>>61263523
t-thanks you too
these roleplaying weebs need to FUCK OFF
ffs you cunts are insufferable
Just got a raise lads
how often do you think a girls thong shows by accident when she wears them? Everyday?
>>61263599
#neverrape
lol cum
>>61263603
what did you do today, my fellow americute?
>>61263649
wahoo
>tfw you get a god tier pharah
it's a good feel desu
I know, like if a girl holds a girls hand, that's fine. But when I suck a guys dick I'm immediately gay. Why is that?
>>61263649
>roleplaying weebs
how fucking dare you
*unsheathes my obsidian scimitar blade*
garrys mod was a waste of steam bux desu
>>61263657
>by accident
>>61263696
You're a slut, and a whore
>>61263674
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little comment p and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the comment. The "epic" "lol, cum", isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a north american general. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL, CUM." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
>>61263703
>Holding hands is on the dame level as sucking dick
You're literally actually gay "to be honest"
>>61263570
no im still kinda sore maybe ill go to but my mummy is having a bbq
yay
>>61263717
no shit
>>61263717
That's because you haven't found the right addons yet desu
>>61263763
It's just a brojob, not gay at all
who /bleach/ here
>>61263863
Absolute garbage just like slice of life shit.
Powerful move.
More powerful move wins.
Next chapter. Boring one dimensional characters with little development. Get some fucking taste.
Me and my buds are in Windsor and heading to Detroit just to ruse around. Are there any areas to 100% avoid? is downtown fine to walk around in?
>>61263744
10 hours on Mercy desu, highesst played :3
r8 senpai
/cum/ game night when?
>>61263930
we keep almost playing table top simulator
>>61263649
aw
we still luv u tho
>>61263930
wat games?
lets play a board game
>>61263918
Fucking __SLUT__
Rate my joke, /cum/.
A man goes to a doctor and says, "doctor, I have one weak back."
The doctor asks him, "when did you first notice?"
The man replies, "one week back."
should i seriously get overwatch?
is it fun?
>>61263917
heres a good start at understanding detroit
>>61263975
lol
>>61263975
haha nice
>>61263980
Only get it if you have friends to play with desu. Game is pretty shit otherwise
I uploaded a one year old photo on IG and got 150 likes.
I use to be such a cutie, Holly shit, how could anyone fuck up so bad so quickly?
t. normie
>>61263917
>>61264009
>>61264009
So downtown is a no then?
>>61264039
ex* normie
>>61264039
did you put too many tacos into ur belly?
u can always work that off
>>61264039
listen here you wetback normie cunt
literally no one gives a shit
fuck off
>go outside to take a break from shitposting
>these big tit anglo slags are frolicking lewdly on your property
wat do
>>61264138
shoot them for trespassing, as god intended
>>61264138
Take some semen and rub it on your neck. They'll smell it and want to have sex with you.
>>61264138
*unzips penis*
>>61264138
suck their toes
>>61263930
Who /arma2/ here?
>>61264138
I hid indoors and pretend I'm not home in the hopes of avoiding a confrontation
>>61264224
Torn between buying Squad or not buying it
>>61264009
Even the "nice" parts are segregated. That's how you can tell it's a northern city
>>61264138
Invite them in for some cold beers and a game of Chloroformity.
>>61264111
I was a hungry skeleton maybe a 16 BMI, everyone told me to put on some weight so I gained 8 kg and completely fucked my facial structure.
>>61264117
Fuck off web virgin scum
>>61264252
From what I hear, it's like a scaled down arma with more emphasis on close quarter fighting.
>>61264138
peek through my blinds for a couple of hours
>>61263950
i will play if we get enough people
>>61264314
I spent all day yesterday installing Rocket league
I'll finish installing TS after my animes
>>61264291
Just don't eat so much.
>>61263950
i keep trying to set something up but only 1 person ends up responding
>>61264383
I know like 3-4 of us have it
>>61264291
Well, at least you didn't turn ugly. Force yourself to drop a few pounds and you can make it senpai
>>61264352
I'm going full rage mode, It took me so long gaining those 8kg I just can't imagine how hard it'l be to drop them.
I'll punch the next motherfucker that tells on my face to put on some weight after this shit.
>>61264383
which emotion is this
>>61264431
I'll wait until faggerino over here >>61264337 installs it
Then i have shit to do tomorrow
We should do something on sunday, im draggin all of your asses into the server if you like it or not
>>61264505
anger/intense pleasure
>>61264505
KellyC is the best actor on the show hands down
