"I honestly consider /cum/ to be my best friends :3" edition
>>61265848
I've done Life is strange. I'm so fucking sad about the end.
Jzz. You have to save your best friend then.. FUCK.
It was really painful.
/luso/
>>61265912
Here you go, bud.
>>61265830
>>61265912
Play Mother
;_;
>>61265949
Not now. I'm not restored after LiS ;_;
ban guns
>>61267267
t. Abdullah al Baghadadi
>>61267267
stay the fuck on your inbred island you English bastard or I'll put one right between your fucking eyes
>>61265848
This flag is better
imagine if someone told you to hack ONE dart
an ice cold coca cola is perfect on a hot day
hope u had a good night /cim/
They tell us, sir, that we are weak; unable to cope with so formidable an adversary. But when shall we be stronger? Will it be the next week, or the next year? Will it be when we are totally disarmed, and when a British guard shall be stationed in every house? Shall we gather strength by irresolution and inaction? Shall we acquire the means of effectual resistance, by lying supinely on our backs, and hugging the delusive phantom of hope, until our enemies shall have bound us hand and foot? Sir, we are not weak if we make a proper use of those means which the God of nature hath placed in our power. Three millions of people, armed in the holy cause of liberty, and in such a country as that which we possess, are invincible by any force which our enemy can send against us. Besides, sir, we shall not fight our battles alone. There is a just God who presides over the destinies of nations; and who will raise up friends to fight our battles for us. The battle, sir, is not to the strong alone; it is to the vigilant, the active, the brave. Besides, sir, we have no election. If we were base enough to desire it, it is now too late to retire from the contest. There is no retreat but in submission and slavery! Our chains are forged! Their clanking may be heard on the plains of Boston! The war is inevitable2and let it come! I repeat it, sir, let it come.
It is in vain, sir, to extenuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace2but there is no peace. The war is actually begun! The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our brethren are already in the field! Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!
Imagine if someone told you to hack TWO darts
the truth
Vapepasu
>tfw I just took a fat rip off my vape
reminder not to fall for the women meme
Anime
>>61269146
well thats something I couldve gone the rest of my life not seeing
bant for 4 days on a global ip wew
>>61269072
>/cim/
Who?
Maraposting
https://youtu.be/-D4yZ6NlCm8
i work 2.5 days over the next 21
what to do
Cartoons
>>61269225
ayyyyy mamacita
Is there a better movie speech than this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoLywiaM6PA
>>61269178
did you though
did you really
The real IQ test is seeing wether you're stupid enough to pay to take an IQ test
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_vv7tspm8E
*dreams of you*
>Watch anime
>lose interest
>Decide to go on steam, see what's on sale
>Nothing interests me
Growing up seriously sucks.
Cartoons again
>>61269325
>>Watch anime
Stop reading right there
Which one /cum/?
Reminder that a certain norcalfag WOULD mistake these individuals as females until someone would tell him that they're not.
>>61269301
Vapeman isn't funny ifyou're not quoting people, faggot.
car tunes
>dude spamming le vapeman from my phone lmao xD
Fuck off spic shit. If you actually want the maymay to talk it off go spam it on another board, doing it here is just derailing shit and getting us hotpocketed.
>>61269348
delet this
>>61269348
i'd kill them all if i'm being honest
i don't see humans there, just trash that needs to be taken out
Anime is more unacceptable than radical Islam and France combined. >>61269404
>>61269391
Sounds like someone's mommy took his vape wand away
>>61269343
>Stop reading right there
immediately ignored
>>61269348
5, he just put on a wig, lipstick and spagetti straps. Obviously tried the least so he would be the least gay
*hits vape*
*has an anti-globalism rant while exhaling*
>>61269438
I've never hit a vape in my life, sincerely 100%.
>spamming le vapeman memes
This is why i hate my country
>>61265912
>Life is Strange
The most emotional game I ever played 2bqh
>>61269464
haha wow man *sucks in that sweet vape smoke* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you should try it bro it's hella sick
>>61269477
Hi Janny
Hi I'm new to /cum/ what's going on here
>>61269478
as expected from quebec sissies
Tfw watching a scary movie in bed
>>61269493
Just a typical Friday, friendo.
What's everyone vaping tonight?
Got my Purple cartridges, I got this bomb extension which makes me DOUBLE vape so I get my vape buzz twice as fast, I got made my own cheeto dust vape pack for munching while vaping
>>61269493
memes, lad
memes
>>61269492
Hello
Should I get a macbook?
anime is haram
Looks like the janny run out of hot pockets and went to the store, i see.
>>61269563
only if you plan on becoming a leet hacker
>>61269563
sure. what kind of idiot WOULDNT pay $1300 for a crappy underpowered laptop
>>61269567
I thought Muhammad approved of pedophilia?
yuri
>>61269567
>"no"
Gonna buy some authentic marijuanas tomorrow hopefully
Where should I go to on vacation over the summer, lads?
>>61269563
i thought being gay wasn't a choice
HELP
>>61268870
>>61269567
No, muslim malta.
What does Mexico have against vaping?
Is it a drug war thing?
>>61269618
To me
>>61269594
But no anime.
>>61269590
t. levono shill
>>61269618
Madagascar
>>61269643
fuck lenovo. every laptop Ive had has either been Toshiba or HP
>>61269518
Nah but seriously, what even goes on in these threads, just bantz and erp?
>>61269656
b8 or just being annoying?
go to sleep mexico
>>61269632
Hahaha nooo
Do you know anyone that vapes?
plz tell me where he lives.. so i can get some haha ok?
Clearly I remember
Pickin on the boy
Seemed like a harmless little fuck
But we unleashed a lion
Gnashed his teeth
>>61269674
bantz, anime, vidya games, and wishful thinking
>>61269638
Depends. What are my chances of being murdered by an immigrant?
what'll ya have
>>61269721
at least spice it up mexico, its like youre not even trying
why does janny shut down any and all vapeposting the second it comes up but mexico gets to run wild
>>61269730
Can I get the Vermont Vaped Veal, made from 100% Vermon maple syrup and veal smoked in a vaper
>>61267267
No take backs
>>61269777
It will be racis if you ban us.
Vape is progressive
>not realizing mexico is crashing the vapeman currency
>not realizing he's freeing us of the meme by beating it like a dead horse
>not realizing he's the hero we need right now
i need a gif of someone partying/dancing/celebrating (preferably a drawing) and the best pic of Nigel Farage smiling you have
Who else here is a bit annoyed or bored by /int/ lately?
>>61269730
>>61269777
mexico has vape deal with some jannies, so they let him vapepost
You've forced my hand. I've notified the janitor of your dissent. I'm sorry it came to this.
>>61269819
do you just have referendum hangover?
>>61269869
it was a good run mexico, bye bye
>spent an hour making this on /r9k/
>didn't even get a rate
unacceptable
>>61269870
'no'
>>61269901
Pearl Jam was amazing tho
I'm literally hanging out with friends, drinking and shitposting at the same time. What's your excuse?
>>61269901
>Posting porn on a blue board
See you in 3 days
one of the regular animefags that posts here is a janny/mod, hes the one who always regulates the vapeposting. I guess he turned in to bed early tonight
>>61269920
i have no friends
>>61269921
It's so pixelated you can barely see it
>>61269919
Yeah, second that motion. Pearl Jam is the shit.
>>61269938
We can be friends as long as you are accepting of girls loving girls.
>>61269938
Oh gosh.. Mexico will be running free all night..
>>61269901
thats a pretty lewd pic you got in there
>>61269901
Switch porn and animal and then we're basically an exact match.
>>61269951
TELL THAT TO DA JUDGE
this thread is nice
>>61269938
Cana-chan?
>>61269944
Same
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6q8qrtUMCYY
>>61269944
Come over.
>>61269920
Dont feel like going to bed and nothing better to do
>>61269944
I have like one good friend that I can rely on, and maybe four more that I talk to irregularly. They all see me as a shut-in.
anybody have a good graph of the pound (and others currencies) going to shit after Brexit?
>>61269975
you want to fuck cats and dogs?
Anyone else just clicking the update button over and over again?
Nothing to do at 1AM
>>61270022
>like one good friend
> maybe four more that I talk to irregularly
>They all see me as a shut-in
hmmmmmnn i wonder why......
>>61269819
Bored of the race meme in particular, but I guess that's the nature of 4chan's second biggest board being a collection of political contrarians.
watching my team about to blow this baseball game
>>61270051
F5 baby
how do Canadians feel about all the liberal "refugees" both from UK and US threatening to move to your country whenever something they don't like happens (like brexit, trump getting nomination etc)?
>>61270068
what team anon
>>61270058
Well I don't deny it, I'm just glad that that's the worst part of me they seem to know about.
>>61270111
Giants
meant to reply to >>61270051
>>61270091
I don't really care. They never end up actually doing it in the end anyway, lmao.
>>61269819
Compared to the other boards I used to frequent, this place is amazing.
Still think they should make an /intg/ board though
>mfw got a janitor
>mfw the entire team gets stoned while cleaning
Best job I ever had
>>61270091
Tbh (to be honest)
>>61270145
>this place is amazing.
Amazing as long as there is no happening you don't give a shit about, i.e Brexit right now in my case.
>>61269478
Bunch of faggots in this thread....
Fuck off Mexico
>>61270091
I'd actually rather have non-whites immigrate from their home countries than from other first world countries.
Shitskins in the UK and (especially) niggers in the US are so fucking arrogant and annoying, at least Pajeet from India knows his old country was shit.
anyone want to play tabletop sim?
finally finished installing
>ask girl out and we "date" a few weeks till she reveals she's gay
>we still hang out and are REALLY close friends
>she's always showing me and having me hold her used bras/panties
>I crashed at her place
>wake up in the morning and get dressed, we're pretty ok with each other so she just watches me get dressed when I get out of the shower
>pull underwear on with towel still on, look for pants with towel over underwear
>her: "you don't need a towel, you have underwear on"
>I drop towel, get erection
>she just watches me and I guess cause she's gay, feels like she's just watching a good friend
>me being a 20 y/o KV getting dressed in a grill's bedroom in front of her gives me a massive erection
>struggle to pull my pants around my penis
>we go out and eat
>after her lectures we come back and undress and lie on her bed
>sitting their with full on erection while we're in bed together but she's my gay best friend
>she falls asleep belly down and I just sit there and stare at her ass
I AM NOW BACK HOME AND AM GOING TO SHAMELESSLY MASTURBATE. WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS PURGATORY.
>>61270115
Proverbs 17:28 Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent
in your case being a shut in
>>61270091
(me) >>61270259
Should add that when 99% of them say they're going to move here, it's an attention grab of some sort.
>>61270234
I bet you bought GTA5 on Xbox for the sole purpose of playing multiplayer while completely disregarding the storyline.
>waannn faggots u guys xd
>>61269730
>Extra Wet Naps
Jesus fucking christ hotpockets do something about this retarded Mexican already
Drakes the type of nigga to wave at his friends with both hands
>>61270261
ill play, anybody else want to
>>61270243
Hey!
I've only been here 5 minutes, what's going on here?
Might be coming down with a cold lads
>>61270268
she'd probably give you at least a handjob if you asked
>>61270359
Drakeposting
STOP USING MY FLAG FOR VAPEMAN/SHITPOSTING
what seems to be the difference between gimp and photoshop?
>>61270268
she clearly wanted the D and you fell for the lesbian meme
>>61270417
I use paint.net
>>61270417
i found paint.net alot easier to learn
>>61270377
Yeah I'm definitely going to try to convince her sometime. We keep getting more intimate to the point we're laying down and sleeping with each other. I'm sure if I'm getting dressed sometime I can steer the conversation towards it and ask if she wants to see it... can go from there I guess. Could also try to convince her to let me hold her while she sleeps... I gotta start hanging with straight women though, I shouldn't be asking a lesbian to give me handies, even if she is my friend and would be ok with it
>>61270421
Nah man she's kind of a sperg [like me]. I'm her only good friend. She doesn't have a network of females or anything, and spends most of her time inside
never pissed in a bottle before, lads. Should I go it?
What is /cum/ listening to right now?
Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX1a3JngmpI
>>61270521
That's a slippery slope friend
Best not to start at all
>>61270528
Surreal/peaceful ambient to take it all in. Such a fucking crazy year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNrpZGl7du4
>>61270528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FEGcJa606E
Have a good night, lads.
>>61270575
i like this image a whole lot
>>61270547
Just did it. I don't regret it, but I am drunk
>>61270521
Yes
Be sure it's a Gatorade bottle, wide mouthed. And don't leave it in the sun
>>61270575
black phillip
black phillip
a crown upon his head
http://youtu.be/O2djHEIxPVs
>>61270589
Why is she eating a shit
>>61270687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVDJ2-2MFWg
(You)
YOU JUST HAVE TO SEE HER
>>61270727
okay show me
thinking about buying a samsung galaxy when I get some money from my job, lads. Can't deside between gold and black
Last photo bye
Bought an 1/8th of super lemon haze from the local dispensary today.
Feels good.
>>61270672
added, nerd
now you have 2 friends
>>61270743
Get black. Gold anything is tacky hoodrat shit.
HEAD ON
>he's a Mickey Mouse 'person'
>>61270782
added, i have no idea how to use any of the steam friends stuff, trying to get this puzzle together
>>61270779
Do japs even smoke weed?
STANDING
>>61270743
I'd tell you to consider oneplus 3 instead, if you don't care about waterproof or resolution above 1080p, for 400$ it's amazing value in comparison, and you're getting longer updated/purer android (without needing to root or install a custom OS that is)
>>61270844
Some do.
I just got piss drunk and my company golf tournament and went full /pol/ about niggers.
Luckily I think I got a bunch of fist bumps so I think it will be okay.
sometimes I forget how racist I really am until I drink.
I'm pretty sure I said I'd kill of their children with my bare hands. Everyone seemed cool with that sentiment though, 2016 is a good year.
>>61270844
what do you think
>>61270672
MY POST IS ON A SCREENSHOT IN SOMEONE'S IPAD IN A COMPUTER PROGRAM ON SOMEONE'S COMPUTER THAT I'M SEEING ON A WEBSITE THROUGH MY OWN COMPUTER
>>61270860
I second this, I got one and I love it so far. Make sure you're on AT&T or /t-Mobile though.
>>61270880
Clearly they don't because they have something 10 times more potent
>>61270844
You can go to jail for decades for having like a 1/4oz in Japan. I'm sure some rich, connected fuckers probably get away with blazing over there but the vast majority of people think weed is Heroin and their drug laws are Singapore tier.
>>61270841
gimme a room link, Im in the lobby, I think
>>61270797
gold and black can be pulled off
Canada!
Pass the ganja, nigga
>>61270672
>>61270912
get in here
server /cum/
password baby
>>61270965
>password baby
Immediately ignored
Don't feel like going to sleep yet but don't feel like staying up either
What do
>>61271024
read wikipedia articles
>>61270939
*passes you the ganja*
Thought tomorrow was friday but it's actually saturday wtf
Also why is bakspace on mobile firefox so fucking laggy
whats j*nny up 2 i wunder....
>>61269039
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>>61270233
good posts
>>61271136
Bad post
>>61271128
jacking off
>>61271071
*smokes*
*starts coughing violently*
>/he isnt solving puzzles with /cum/ buddies
>>61271128
i don't know you tell us.... You're the fucking janny
>>61269990
this is ancient
HEY!
WAKE UP!
>>61271421
nigger
>>61271506
Great.... Now i'm stuck here with you...........
