Southend United edition
https://youtu.be/cpdM1S1vXLk
korean pop
hi how are you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO1YXPwdLEI
*gets a gun*
*shoots thailad*
ah yes, much better
>>60727482
yeh
>>60727516
Hello I am good how are you
>>60727523
*dives and takes the bullet*
>>60727523
THAI CHICANO POSTER IS GAY HAHA
Feel like killing myself
>>60727502
consider saying things that are less dumb in the future
>Have to work 5 weeks in between pay days instead of 4 because of how the dates work this month.
>>60727530
feel like I'm ruining my life by posting here so often haha x
>>60727554
yeah but you'll get more
>>60727538
*freezes and pulls a silly face*
>>60727544
I'll say what I like tbf.
>>60727554
dumb pirate frogposter
>>60727512
I agree with your points. But I think it will be equally hard for stricter gun control as banning it because American will still view it as infringing their 'right to bear arms'
>>60727558
Well you aren't ruining mine xx
>phone into work
>get the machine
Think if the boss phones back and is a sarcastic cunt about how he's never had a sick day again I'll go off on him.
Going to get a haircut today, or I'll kill myself
>>60727581
i can see where the NRA and shit get flustered, in defining what constitues ineligibility and for how long someone is ineligible.
frankly, it's an argument between two idiotic sides who think the issue will be solved by badgering the other side relentlessly until they cave in. neither side attempts to compromise or make effective policy that is pragmatic given society and current legislation.
>muzzies would kill these two consenting adults in a loving relationship despite them never having done or said anything wrong towards a muslim
>>60727581
haha what if it was bear arms as in the arms of a bear lol
idk kinda random just thought that would be funny haha x
>>60727605
mine says the same thing
>"Why am I the only person that never get sick?"
I can remember at least two occasions when he's been sick.
>>60727616
that's why i'm #Artillery4Hillary. she is the only one who wants to fix the problem.
>>60727610
Been going to this place where a middle aged milf gives you a shoulder and neck massage for 10 minutes after she's finished cutting your hair.
bit mad.
>>60727649
telling your gf
>I don't shitpost on /pol/ about common sense gun legislation after every mass shooting
>>60727560
How will I?
My annual salary is split into 12 equal payments.
Ah yes let's tear up the constitution
>>60727616
That's basically the story of all modern American politics tbqh
>>60727658
Should be fine.
je suis gay*
*showing my solidarity not actually gay
uh you don't get to bring friends
>>60727616
And thats why I think the problem lies with Americans
>>60727682
>not actually gay
you sure? Reckon everyones got a little gay in them given the right circumstances
>>60727682
>being straight
bigot
drain gang CEO I'm on the low close to the pavement
*just starts screaming into a pillow*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I JUST CANT ANYMORE LADS I JUST FUCKING CANT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>be me in bed ~2 hours ago
>drifting in and out of sleep
>vivid but still weird as fuck dreams
>be lying in bed (in the dream) and I'm randomly eating chicken thats just lying on the bed beside my pillow
>notice that some of the chicken might be undercooked so stop eating it
>suddenly a fucking rat appears next to me and starts nibbling on it
>let out a massive gasp like a little bitch
>wakes me up
>can still see the rat on my bed
>wtf?
>blink hard
>its actually just my arm
man I love when bizarre shit like that happens when you're lying in bed
>>60727633
The irony is that mines does absolutely nothing all day and takes about 3 half days per week.
tried to do an all nighter but spent most of it sleeping :\
lmao
imagine being reincarnated and waking up as this fucking thing
Get a load of this cunt lads:
>>60727230
>>60727557
Is it true? Are Poles taking over our churches? How do we stop them?
>>60727757
facial aesthetics would be an improvement haha ;_;
>>60727757
Ahaha I would stick my nose in a gooch
Mass shootings are not a symptom of easy access to firearms rather they are a symptom of a sick society that has lost it's moral compass and communal cohesion
They are a sign of America's impending collapse
As we continue to demonize masculinity, the white race, and flood our nation with immigrants we will see things that make Orlando look like a walk in the park
And given the current hedonistic bent of the privileged millenial class we are left with nothing to fight back with
The war for the hearts and minds of American children has been won by the propenents of Critical Theory and the West will be left in smoldering ruin
why does god hate me
>>60727757
looks like ur mom LMAO
>>60727757
me in the burrow.
>>60727762
It's either that or they become mosques
>>60727804
honestly you're a bit of a cunt m8
>>60727804
you never converted to islam, even though Allah instructed you to
Eating a FRESH Starbucks 'berry muff'
>>60727821
Just make them museums or hell demolish them and put some good properties there.
>>60727800
looool do me a favour
going to work bye
>>60727800
I think the next generation will be radical right wing after witnessing all this ruin the leftists are causing. Had a 5 year old nephew talking about how he hates black people because he gets bullied by them and the teachers don't do anything.
>>60727856
Have a nice day
>>60727762
>third generation
>still calls himself Polish
told you cunts they won't integrate REMOVE ZUBR
there's nothing wrong with communism though
>>60727845
Catholics should be pretty good at removing kebab if shit goes down though.
>>60727859
>Had a 5 year old nephew talking about how he hates black people because he gets bullied by them and the teachers don't do anything.
kids say stupid shit like that all the time, I remember when I was that age I had a black bully and said similar, but as I grew up I had black friends
>>60727859
liberals =/= leftists
*squashes everyone itt like the cockroaches they are*
*cleans the green mess*
there, one less runt gathering place to worry about
>>60728017
>>60728017
why can't she squash me with her jewwbs
>>60728034
soon inshallah
might genuinely convert to islam
>Christians against homosexuality
>Gays spit venom at them, force them to perform gay marriages in their churches and override their holy bible to accept gays as ok
>Muslims against Christianity
>Muslims behead gays, throw them off buildings, shoot 50 of them in a nightclub
"We respect each others beliefs and we will show solidarity and love to not divide us"
Please explain
>>60728130
It's 2016, which I can only assume means "we're retards now."
mcartyist propaganda LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s46UK5MXERA&feature=youtu.be
>trying to wank
>too cold and balls keep retreating in
Worst feel
seem to have completely lost my sex drive
>>60728163
Not trying hard enough lad.
Reformatting my sex drive
cheeky pre-work wank lads
>message her
>realise its stupid and that i should abstain from dropping heavy objects on my testies as punishment
>she still responds
ah safe for one more round, boys. safe for one more round.
thinking of fostering a pet crab lads
>>60728313
do you think when girls respond with "hahahaha" they're actually laughing at all? a little bit? a lot? so many questions ... so little time ... so many *gets visibly annoyed and starts slapping myself* bloody mosquitoes fuck off for fucks sake
OI MA
MAAAAAAAAAA
CAN YOU BRING US OUT THE AEROGARD? THE MOZZIES ARE BACK AND THE BOYS ARE US ARE -GETTING EATEN-
*she yells something back*
YEAH ILL ASK
oi you boys hungry? mummers cooking up some shepherds pie
*yells back*
NAH WE'RE FINE TA
*she yells back*
I SAID TA- DONT WORRY WE'RE FINE. WE ARE FINE.
yeah anyway where was i-
WAIT MA GET THE AEROGARD
THE AEROGARD, MA. AEROGARD.
ta ma
*starts spraying it on myself*
yeah but anywa-
*just as i thought it was all starting to calm down someone comes and puts ice down the back of my shirt*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DANNY YOU FUCKWIT COME BACK HERE IM GOING TO FUCK DROP YOU CUNT
>in Bulgaria nodding your head means no
>shaking your head means yes
>>60728411
same in Albania
>>60728426
Why am I just learning this now?
not happy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gipj1caZUg
>>60728437
god I would drag me bollocks through broken glass to here those two fart
for those of missed it last night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCTGwmYr_rE
>too tired to go for a walk/run (raining anyway so couldn't if I wanted to)
>not tired enough to doze off on the couch
this is absolutely horrific
>>60728462
Open the video and tap "7" for her answer.
>>60728473
owen was in the right
obviously this was a targeted attack against gay people
/brit/ more like /shit/ lmao
>>60728473
Explain?
>>60728477
wanking will probably get your over the line
>>60728473
can't understand what he said
>>60728473
he's such a princess
me on the right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRvfxWRi6qQ
why aren't you lot at work?
>>60728477
>raining anyway so couldn't if I wanted to
soft cunt I'm going for a walk rn
>>60728340
>>60728387
>>60728409
classic aussieposting
>>60728494
>obviously this was a targeted attack against gay people
how was it?
>>60728473
context? couldn't make out what he said
>>60728549
no job, uni student here with an >unpaid internship
also its 1:00 am lol
>he uses aeroguard instead of bushman's
>>60728558
>>60728340
>>60728387
>>60728409
incredible posts
for all those that (You)ed me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmMXxx-EWcY
Hi
communism killed 700000000000000000000000000000000 peoples across the galaxy :s
>>60728571
where's your internship?
>>60728559
you having a giggle? it was in a gay club
he didn't just rock up at the first club he saw you melt
>>60728595
bonus points for the extra hash brown
>>60728607
at a nonprofit organization
bought overwatch
hmm
will I regret this purchase? we shall see
>>60728609
Did the shooter inform anyone beforehand that he did purely to target homos or are you just throwing unproved motives about?
>A Northern Ireland fan has died in Nice, French police have confirmed.
>It is believed the man, who was in his 20s, was on his own and fell about eight metres from a promenade onto a rocky beach.
why???
>>60728609
it's not yet known, and certainly not at the time of that recording as to how much was homophobic and how much was strategised planning to inflict mass casualty.
>>60728659
he was triggered hard by some public homosexuality earlier
>>60728659
>>60728664
>Islamic State terrorist shooting a club solely populated by homosexuals
you're right though, he probably just wanted to blow off some steam
>>60728659
His dad expressed disdain for homosexuals before the event, the local imam also said gays should be killed.
If a member of a religion that openly dislikes gays and kills a load of gays isn't enough for you.
you
i want to take you to a gay bar
i want to take you to a gay bar
gay bar gay bar gay bar
lets start a war
a nuclear war
*has mental illness record*
*procures automatic assault rifle anyway*
*sprays thailad with 3kgs of lead*
ah yes, much better
if thailad doesn't respond to this in one nano second i'm going back to bed
>>60728764
good night halo lad or jpop lad
>>60728685
>>60728709
>>60728713
Reporters report on facts, shooter didn't say he targeted it purely because it's a gay club. That's what Owen and you idiots failed the understand.
look at this fucking dog
>>60728793
Well fuck me, remind me blame strawberry milkshakes before I blow up a mosque just to confuse twats like you.
>>60728793
okay mate, I'm sure he loved gay people but saw them as a necessary sacrifice eh?
>>60728747
>*has mental illness record*
>*procures automatic assault rifle anyway*
I hate that this is a thing in the US, the NSA/FBI/CIA/Whatever has databases of people with mental illness, and who may have terrorist connections, but it is completely against the law to try and restrict those people who are known risks access to guns
the NRA has brainwashed all the conservatives in America into believing that any gun law automatically equals evil gubmit taking away all muh gunz
>>60728817
>he actually just said that, the absolute madman
>no disclaimer
RIP Thailad
>>60728844
I dun goofed
>>60728844
he doesn't live in a country that's cucked by muslims, so I think he'll be ok
*hears sirens outside*
*looks out the window*
*hears the sound of his door being kicked in*
>FREEZE, THIS IS THE SENSITIVITY POLICE, THERE'S BEEN REPORTS OF ANTI-ISLAM HATE SPEECH COMING FROM THIS ADDRESS
>>60728900
nice skidmarks you disgusting cunt
>>60728900
I SEE SOME WILLY
>>60728900
Glad it's you tescolad, where ever will he go next?
Doing a poo
>>60728900
absolute madman
committing a genocide
>>60728817
>>60728709
they were there to discuss the news and headlines of the time. hence why they had a big graphic with the host scrolling through headlines on it.
the FBI/police had basically said at that point that the guy had done a lot of research, and it shows given the fact he managed to kill 50 in a club on his own. it's gay pride month. it's a very popular club. there is evidence that points to both sides of the homophobic and mass casualty fence. Jones was gearing to steer it toward homophobia as the main culprit to avoid implicating radial islam as the culprit for the attack. then, instead of articulating his point any better he just goes quiet and eventually storms off.
>>60728940
*goes to tel'aviv*
*clears throat and yells*
>THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED
what happens to me?
Why are gays showing solidarity with a group that kills gays yet gays constantly attack Christianity and force them to perform gay marriages?
>>60728945
tbf Jones himself is gay, bet he was devvo'd
looking at crab videos and came across this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tRg_8sI5w0
this has to be the worst language in the world
Who /socially conservative and economically liberal/
>>60728962
This post is illegal under the EU hate crimes legislature.
Unironically drafted by a professor at a Tel'aviv university lol.
>>60728962
delete this
>>60728994
fuck off nonce
>>60728900
your mum still buys your underwear?
>>60728986
>HAHA I'M BEING 25 AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME!!
serious question:
what's the worst train terminal inside london?
>>60729011
UM, EXCUSE YOU
>>60729025
i'm not a paki so i'm afraid so I wouldn't know
>>60729025
going to have a random guess at Luton
>>60729025
euston is a dark shithole and has nowhere good to eat
paddington and london bridge are great places to get trampled
king's cross is the best
>>60728973
If you owned a crab pet store which snacks would you serve?
Me? I'd serve crab legs
>>60728969
i don't really know who he is and i've only ever seen minor snippets of him but yeah, he was far too involved. he really shouldn't have gone on it. he wanted a medium to discuss things outside of the realm of what the show was designed to discuss. that's where he met every ounce of resistance from the others.
>>60729076
don't do that
>>60728973
All Vietnamese words have one syllable. it's mad.
>>60728962
prison if you do it long enough for some tattle tale to call the police
Scottish lass on the Wright Stuff is goals
daytime tv rots your brain
>>60728986
economically liberal means many different things, do you mean:
-> Limited Government + Free Trade (What our liberal party is meant to be)
-> "Big L Liberal Spending" + Free Trade (Obama)
>>60729141
oh fuck off
If a Christian had shot down 50 gays, would the gay community stand in solidarity with the Christian community?
>>60729141
jezza is the only thing that keeps me going nowadays, despite being a NEET virgin failure, I can watch jezza knowing my life will never be as bad as those people
>>60729165
would trump have named radical christianity as a major problem?
Muslim here.
Just want to apologise for that guy who shot those people in that club.
Sorry.
>>60729042
if you take a plane into heathrow, that means your train terminal is victoria
the news networks keep interviewing that one fat flamboyant fedora guy who keeps describing everything with an inappropriately dramatic flair
>>60729181
been the heathrow multiple time and have never had to go by train
>>60729181
if I take a pill in ibiza, will avicii think I'm cool?
>>60728986
>socially conservative
lol no and given that you browse 4chan, I doubt you are either
>economically liberal
no i favour far more government intervention to correct market failure, not liberal laissez-faire shit
>>60728973
literally sounds like some star wars alien language
>>60729181
no it doesn't
it's gatwick that connects to victoria
>>60728340
>>60728387
>>60728409
>>60729255
drop the proxy, it wasn't funny
feeling so numb and weird
>>60729286
just be yourself
Just applied for a job role with 300 vacancies, and will result in a pay rise
If I don't get it, it means its time to kill myself.
>>60729274
>t-t-there's no problem with islam!
>Wanted a new Elder Scrolls
>Got a Skyrim remaster
Literally why
>>60729335
i never played skyrim but loved oblivion and morrowind so i'm excited. Was going to buy it a couple of weeks ago but now i'm waiting till october.
>>60729335
>skyrim remaster
what? that game out like 4 years ago, what is there to remaster lmao its not an snes game
this tune lowkey bangs u kno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWaRiD5ym74
*hits the nae nae*
>>60729274
WTF YOU CANT POST THAT YOU RACIST THEY'RE NOT REAL MUSLIMS ISLAM IS THE RELIGION OF PEACE DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW YOU BIGOT
work in 2 fucking hours and haven't slept at all lmao
>>60729352
post fucking machines
>>60729335
>>60729350
>>60729352
>old enough to browse 4chan
>plays computer games
>>60729274
>>60729324
>>60729369
Given that nearly all victims of ISIS and other Islamist groups are Muslim, why are you bothered when kebab is removed? Also, how can Muslims be blamed if they're the very people being killed?
microsoft conference starts at 2.30 am my time
valve has been known to announce shit during this time block.
If L4D3 or HL3 isn't announced im leaving this planet and moving to mars
>>60729387
i only play intelligent role playing ones with an in depth story line like deus ex and morrowind and pokemom though
Who here /forhonorhype/
>>60729350
in all honesty, i'd probably just go 2011 release GOTY and mod the shit out of it.
a bethesda "remaster" is probably circa 2013 mod graphics wise
>>60729417
We don't condone death and violence in civilised societies.
me on the left
https://youtu.be/lK22F4DGAL8?t=136
>>60729420
let it go
>>60727554
Get 3 pays this month because of how the dates work.
Getting paid fortnightly is boss.
I agree, from now on I demand that /brit/ be made a hate-free zone.
might show thailad my cock
>>60729491
>one of my friends is a gay muslim
>>60729491
I unironically agree with the general tone of her statement.
Blaming all Muslims for terrorism is senseless.
getting bullied at uni lads
>>60729523
Literally how
>watching TV back in the 90s
>Daz Doorstep Challenge ad comes on
>Shane Ritchie just randomly barges into someones house and aggressively marches them to the utility room to wash some clothes
>jump-cut to 1000 washes later
am I believe they literally just stood by the washing machine for, well, a few months presumably considering the absurdly high number of consecutive washes?
>>60729491
So a Muslim walks into a gay bar and the bartender says "What are you having?"
The Muslim replies, "Shots for everyone."
>>60729522
you're right Tbh
only some of the Nazis committed the holocaust so we shouldn't condemn Nazis today. Yes they believe the holocaust was a good thing but they didn't do it
>>60729535
>getting bullied at uni lads
why do I keep getting this?
Literally FUCK the "town" of Rugby for its shitty traffic this summer.
Go on. Write your racist comments to Muslims, come up with a ironic shitposts, screenshot leftists on twitter. Just like you did last time. And will do the next.
http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/06/the-guardian-declares-war-street-parties-front-middle-class-nationalism/
Lmao
>>60729556
ACTUALLY I have a friend who is a gay, black, disabled, Jewish Nazi and xe thinks the holocaust was bad soo...
I love are Boris.
Do you love are Boris?
>>60729569
how can you get bullied at ui? It's literally impossible. People at that stage are just too mature and busy to even care
you have to be a gigaabnormie
had a dream I tried to do a wank in a public pool lads
>>60729573
You have to agree
You must comply with Google
>>60729573
private browsing
>my sleepy semi-rural commuter village is having over 700 houses built in it
JUST
>>60729575
Bought my first motorbike from Rugby
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b03_1465768201
is this the same guy?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465144588902.webm
>>60729556
Most Nazis advocate and condone violence. Most Muslims do not.
It's a false comparison.
>>60729522
but no-one has ever claimed ALL muslims are terrorists. its a strawman argument
>>60729608
nice
is it green belt land?
i reckon i could hide all flags and still be able to tell when thairunt posts
-- unrelated --
@615
my filter caught it you fuck
damn burgeoise and their bloody happy street parties and such
>>60729595
>>60729569
>>60729531
How fucking new are you
>>60729647
im really old here, been posting since December 2013
>>60729615
that webm is like satire
>>60729626
>having to use a filter
Victory is already mine.
>>60729617
Except when 4chan discusses terrorism, it doesn't prefix "Muslims" with some or many or even most. 4chan just says "Muslims" did this. The lack of prefix implicates all followers of Islam, peaceful or not.
It would be like be saying Irish people did what the IRA did.
Filtering/post hiding is for autists
>>60729667
>Irish people did what the IRA did
Literally technically correct
>>60729595
the closest i ever came was this one weird manlet cunt who tried to pay me out once in front of a girl because i literally wore like athletic pants to a tutorial because i was going straight from there to gym.
i just turned my head, made eye contact and shook my head at him lol
>>60729661
im going to create a bot that autoposts to warn every other fucker in the thread not to click your shit when you post it REE I FUCKING HATE YOU WEEB
>>60729615
>http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465144588902.webm
how can i get to the thread this was posted in from that webm though
Just watched a local drug dealer make a sale. If he comes back I'll tip the police off for a laugh.
>>60729667
who is this ""4chan""?
somewhere out there are blank-faced grown men with screens of yellow people dancing coyly to stimulating pop music in skimpy clothes
>>60729691
hey i'd prefer if you didn't use the word manlet thanks
t. 5'7
>>60729693
>>60729731
this cunt was probs 5'5 max, utter melt he was
Becoming a devout Christian like the cool kids on /his/ lads.
ᵐᵃᶰᶫᵉᵗ
It's uncomfortably warm lads
>>60729739
sincerley hope louis' dad fucks you in the ear
>>60729759
how did you do that
im uncomfortably numb lads
>>60729783
do what?
if my son likes kpop I'd scalp him and tell the children his story as a warning and show him the scalp when they dont believe me
>>60729783
Obviously he's a fucking runt who was already lurking that paedo thread
>>60729667
have seen plenty of implied indifference or at most tacit approval, but never flat out complete involvement
it shouldn't need to be clarified that 1.7 BILLION people are obviously not active terrorists