are boris edition
sup fags
/brit/ mroe like /shit/ lmao
korean pop
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465521856168.webm
Maisie
another one added to the filter list
>>60730257
B O R I S
>>60730317
keep us updated
>>60730317
you're missing out on that one
How long do we give the check
>>60730306
not clicking on that
-Yes my name is Mahmoud a proud Muslim American .
-Yes I donated blood even though I can't eat or drink anything cause I'm fasting in our holy month Ramadan just like hundreds of other Muslims who donated today here in Orlando .
-Yes I'm angry for what happened last night and all the innocent lives we lost .
-Yes I'm sad , frustrated and mad that a crazy guy claim to be a Muslim did that shameful act.
-Yes I witnessed the greatness of this country watching thousands of people standing in 92 degree sun waiting on their turn to donate blood even after they were told that the wait time is 5-7 hours .
-Yes this is the greatest nation on earth watching people from different a ages including kids volunteering to give water , juice , food , umbrellas , sun block. Also watching our old veterans coming to donate And next to them Muslim women in hijab carrying food and water to donors standing in line .
-Yes together we will stand against hate , terrorism , extremism and racism .
-Yes our blood all look the same so get out there and donate blood cause our fellow American citizens are injured and need our blood .
Yes our community in central Florida is heart broken but let's put our colors , religions , ethnicity , sexual orientation , political views all aside so we can UNITE against those who are trying to hurt us .
>>60730339
>circumcised
alri Mahmoud
just did a wake up
>>60730306
comfy af
reading The Crossing atm
v suitable
>>60730387
girl detected
>>60730399
I'm so sorry
is it just me being a depressed piece of shit or does it feel like the world is going to completely fall apart in the next decade?
ive had this cold sense of dread for an entire week now
Browsing /leftypol/
>>60730425
>is it just me being a depressed piece of shit
Yes
>>60730421
thank you for your concern
>>60730425
Probably a while yet, carry on.
>>60730447
thank god.
>>60730425
1. life is suffering
3. suffering can be escaped
>>60730425
>me being a depressed piece of shit
>an entire week
puh... normies
>>60730387
>I literally made this reaction pic a couple years ago
>>60730387
Looks looks like its just pulled back
Ubisoft later lads
Who else wants to see more For Honour?
>>60730425
There will more than likely be a cataclysmic period this century. Like there always is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvC0hzvx_L0
makes you think.
this is where the fun begins
I didn't get the job.
kochie is such a cuck
>do a wank before work
>tfw non of your workmates know that you have already cum today
Quite glad the Americans are still asleep.
/brit/ is much nicer without them.
*walks into thread*
*puts on bear suit*
Me on the right
>>60730533
poor mans karl desu
>>60730589
>me on the left 15.jpg
>Me on the right
getting mixed messages here
let the bears pay the bear tax
i pay the homer tax
>>60730573
/brit/ is so much nicer when brits don't fucking whinge 24/7 about yanks
lesbians lads
>Went travelling for 2 months
>mind constantly occupied, always busy always meeting new people it was great
>finally get back home last week
>don't have anything to do
>thinking about my ex again
Fuck sake when will it end
>>60730632
FOY
look at this fucking dog
>>60730631
that's the homer owner tax
>>60730670
>>60730702
I have looked at this dog several times.
it'll be fine in the end lads. you'll see.
>Flight has wifi + usb charger
>2500 channels of 'entertainment'
>Can play games on the TV thing with other passengers.
Quite looking forward to it lads.
>>60730755
Contemplating retiring dog posting. It's not very adaptable.
>>60730790
can't say the same about you're mum
>>60730790
>>60730816
/r/ing a "we just don't know" edit
Need to lose some weight
>>60730816
It's a pretty good looking dog though, you have to admit.
https://www.fb.com/renee.gerber.1?fref=ts
ah yes
talks about Chakras a bit down
someone in another thread tricked me into googling 'how to join islamic state and bomb the nigger in the white house'
ffs gonna have to go to jail now
>>60730836
Haven't got what I need on this computer.
good lad for using '/r/' correctly though, been a while since I've seen that.
>>60730844
solid woof woof m8
>>60730885
Used to drawfag on /b/, I saw a lot of /r/ing
>>60730905
draw me something then
>>60730905
A drawfag once drew a valentines for my ex ex ex.. gf. for me on /b/..
lets pretend this rings a bell
>>60730920
I'm at work
>>60730932
Ding
doing a squat lads
SO this is my response to the attack in Orlando. I know that I’m just some teenager in a bedroom in Essex, England and my words probably mean shit all to the poor souls in Orlando, however I want to share so I will.
Being part of the LGBT+ community comes with its pitfalls as many know and I’ve had my share of hate and discrimination, however, seeing something on this scale is a sobering reminder of how much work there is left to do, not only within the LGBT+ community across the world, but with all minority groups.
No matter how much misery these people spread, how many of our loving and caring people you kill - you will never ever kill our pride. We have proved that time and time again over the years.
Also, with Pride coming up in London this month I have had friends admit to me that they are scared of attending due to the events in Orlando. Lets not let this event deter our passion and courage. The same passion and courage that has been demonstrated in the streets of London for generations. The passion and courage that has allowed us to be as free as we are today.
You don’t have to be LGBT+ to celebrate, be a part of and have pride. You must be proud of yourself, whatever your sexuality, gender, race, skin colour or religion. These make us human. You should be proud for supporting and embracing equality, love, passion and compassion because thats essentially what minority groups across the worlds pine for. Thats all that we ask for. Its with the support of our brothers and sisters across the planet that we get through harder times. Time and time again where there has been evil in our cities, there has been far more good.
I want to say to all of the people who aim to cause distress and upheaval, those who wish to cause great pain and loss and those who wish to revel in the sadness of others. I want them to know where there is distress and upheaval, you can find the greatest courage and order.
>>60730989
good lad
>>60730992
>+
are they relegating all the other genders and sexualities to a mere plus? that's pretty racist.
Opinions?
>>60730992
didnt read lol
https://theintercept.com/2016/06/09/hillary-clintons-state-department-gave-south-sudans-military-a-pass-for-its-child-soldiers/
complicit in the use of child soldiers
complicit in the use of chinese child slave labour
Memes i'm getting tired of, vol. 1:
>huh.. really makes you think
>doing a ____
>ah yes very impressive
>Rorke/Rasheed
that's all for now
slay the gay
doing a think
>>60731069
ah yes, very impressive Rasheed
doing a think about this
where my dogs @
>>60731091
ah yes very predictable
>>60731069
hmmm really makes you do a post ahh yes very rorke/rasheed desu
Orlando police just released new footage from inside:
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465144588902.webm
https://twitter.com/OrlandoPolice/status/742259975884570624
>>60731069
vol. 2 when?
>>60731127
fuck
>>60731127
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60731127
no body is clicking that link m8
Defending Islam
http://www.fansonline.net/middlesbrough/mb/view.php?id=4912997
>australians getting in on the fun
>>60731151
>not having hover to view enabled.
easy mode
sad and lonely
>>60731159
it's mesmerising
>>60731168
Want a gobby?
>>60731167
hovered my dick above your mums face mate
wonder what happen to Finland
never fun posts any more :^(
>>60731185
shouldn't put pins so close to people's eyes m8
>>60731168
i see you post this a lot
are you trying to make a change
hope you haven't lost all hope xx
>>60731127
>Orlando United
Good football team x
>>60731209
Any comeback I come up with now is going to look shit.
Louis here.
My dad has come up with an unusual method to get me out of my room, and he's got a friend of his involved.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07qeItaNDOe
going feral lads
dad's gonna FREAK
>>60731234
appreciate you feeding us /r9k/'s best bits.
>>60731189
Suicide
>exam board met last week
>still no ETA on results, or any news at all
ahh yes
>>60731234
i laughed and now i feel retarded thanks
>>60731234
he almost does a good louis' dad impression
>>60731295
>students thinking their problems matter
In a few years you'll see someone posting stuff like this and cringe
Should I open my CS:GO cases or nah?
>>60731285
by far the most interesting and entertaining board on this site
should i filter thairunt or nah?
Nobody tell him but I put a snake in one of Thailad's CS:GO cases
Business idea: Zacpooing
It's very similar to the classic 'zacposting' gimmick, but you do a poo whilst making zacposts
>>60731318
>have unironically started making those porn pictures with captions over them
bit disappointed in myself
Rigged one of Thailad's CSGO cases to explode when he opens it lads
So the visceral reaction of some of you to me getting £1500pm from my parents got me thinking.
What are/were your expenses as a uni student? Where did the money come from?
*replies to jordan on facebook*
>>60731382
i get 1200 aud a month from the gubberment. I live at home.
>>60731367
matt cotten second from left
used to be mates with him till i realised he was a massive tool and a social climber
suppose he achieved what he set out for though, being mates with masie
still got him on fb i fink
>>60731350
I support this gimmick
t. Zac
>>60731336
Whenever I've had a look recently, never found anything compelling enough to want to hang around.
>>60731340
>>60731379
fug
>>60731382
Student loan and had a part time job in a call centre. Lived on 400/month including nights out
>>60731377
cringey af ngl
>>60731404
is that like 50quid a month mate
>>60731409
bash him
>>60731431
670 quid a month
test
>>60731382
£300 rent and bills, £150 food
no other expenses desu
>>60731404
how the fuck do you get 1200 a month wtf is this shit
lmao xD
why is brit currency named after a sea animal?
XD
>>60731431
>>60731449
no wait i get half of that, i'm retarded
very rdunk alds
>>60731426
They're kinda hot when horny but when I look at them afterwards I feel like a fucking weirdo.
>>60731377
Some Irish lad got arrested for making ones with teenagers and posting them on imagefap
>A 22-year-old Dutch tourist, who claimed she had been raped while on holiday in Qatar, has been convicted of adultery.
>>60731475
yes, you are
>qatar
ah yes, very impressive
I fucked up lads
>be me
>19 y/o lad
>been lifting for 4 years
>gf of 3 years breaks up with me
>feel sad and lonely
>as time passes my mom/son fetish grows
>literally wank to pictures of my mum
>always feel bad after
>even put a camera in the shower
>mum is only 37 (she had me when she was in her teenage years)
>jokingly ask her if she'd bang me
>she laughs and says "l'm your mum idiot"
>l try to laugh it off and change subjects quick
>a week later l ask her if she'd bang me for money
>she says "sure, as long as you don't tell anyone"
>we bang
>she starts doing helicopter tricks on my dick
>she starts spinning like crazy
>can'tstopwon'tstop.jpg
>try to grab her
>she's too fast
>she slowly takes off
>break through the roof
>tfw mum will never come back
:(
>qatar
hmm
>trillionaire NEETS
ah yes thank you Labor!! Xx
>>60731540
FONT
lunch on me lads
>>60731508
>go to Islamic country
>get drunk
>act surprised when a country that punishes rape victims punishes you for being raped
Do people not read foreign office guidance before going abroad?
>Qatar
Ah yes very good
>>60731491
I'll steer clear of that area then.
>Qantas
Ah yes planes
>>60731578
grim
>>60731578
dog poo sandwich?
Nah senpai, thanks for the offer though
>>60731582
>Do people not read foreign office guidance before going abroad?
'No'
>>60731575
guess who's back
back again
cornwalls back
tell a normie
GUESS WHOS BACK GUESS WHOS BACK GUESS WHOS BACK GUESS WHOS BACK GUESS WHOS BACK
nananana
FUCK YOU DEBBIE
Should I go to Subway, Greggs or M&S for lunch? Bearing in mind I can get a FREE coffee from Greggs through their app
>>60731578
I've always fancied going to subway, then mc deeze then filling up the sub with fries
>>60731631
my name's not debbie it's josie x
>>60731578
mirg
>>60731628
Then you really have no one to blame
>>60731661
True
>>60731641
Greggs
do you know the way to san jose?
>>60731661
Doesn't really make the country less of a shithole, though. I wouldn't go there myself and I'm a man but it's hardly the woman's fault.
Well good morning. Bit wet out. Sun's out though. Hopefully it'll dry up a bit.
>>60731687
The misses calls that place "san Jose", like with an actual J and rhymes with hose haha
>>60731641
Greggs, can't turn down a bargain like that
watching brits with reddit flags talk to eachother is quite comfy and such
>>60731691
Who is this new meme man?
>>60731720
Why do you almost never see an Australian with reddit flags in /brit/?
>>60731734
Because then it'd be even more obvious that there's only like 3 of them
>>60731578
Nuggers on a roll. Brilliant. Would eat, would be better if that roll was toasted with garlic butter and defo needs some greens with that
>>60731730
Timothy James Byrne
https://www.youtube.com/user/MrTimmyUk/videos
https://www.fb.com/tim.byrne.505/photos?pnref=lhc
https://www.instagram.com/timmysongs/
https://twitter.com/timmyuk/
>>60731746
there's guy with barista qt, me, neet guy and tim
jordan and ed strike me as false flags
>>60731746
I unironically believe this. No way there's more than five Aussie regulars.
some swedish lad just confessed his love for me
dunno how to respond
he knows im straight
>>60731768
Which one is the bender?
>>60731641
Why do you get a free coffee lad
>>60731614
Que pasa?
>it's halfway through 2016 already
Fuck me lads. Time flies
Hooligans must be the most tragic bastards on the planet.
>>60731807
oh yeah forgot that fella desu unless he's neet fella
>>60731796
Fuck him anyways
>>60731779
You gave them names? You are responsible for atleast two of them, you are pathetic m8
Lads I got raped when I was a kid. Here's what happened.
>I was eight
>My mum drove me to a strange house. A man answered the door. My mum said that it's her friend Mr. Reynolds.
>They both took me inside and down into his cellar. It was bare except for two chairs and a table. Mr. Reynolds was wearing a dressing gown.
>My mum told me to strip off my clothes. I was used to being naked around her and her friends, so I did as I was told.
>Mr. Reynolds took me over to him and sat me on his lap. He started playing with my privates.
>He said "I love you very much Anon, and I am going to show you how much I love you."
>I had heard people on the playground talk about gayness and bum sex, so I had an idea of what was about to happen.
>I got scared and ran over to my mum and begged her to stop this
>She said "Stop crying like a baby Anon. It's going to happen and there's nothing you can do about it."
>Mr. Reynolds grabbed me and bent me over the table. He raped me and I screamed. I saw my Mum watching and doing nothing.
>Afterward my Mum drove me home. She asked me how I felt. I told her I felt very bad and it hurt.
>She said "Well, it made me feel very good inside."
Thankfully both her and Reynolds are dead now.
>>60731818
have not made a single effort to progress in life in half a year already hahaha
>>60731796
bit gay
>>60731768
>forgetting the our nige poster
need a new gimmick lads to set me apart from the rest
>>60731816
You just get a free coffee for downloading their rewards app
>>60731872
I'm just going off the top of my head desu
I reckon there's like 7 or 8 of us
>>60731843
Didn't read a single word of this.
At 33:25 and on they try to give an impression of how many EU laws there are about everything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_epNtM0QmY
It would be pretty funny if it wasn't real.
>>60731891
neither did i desu
>>60731336
>the fighting guy
is he the 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse poster?
>>60730257
Scumbag pirates
>>60731887
Nice I'll be doing that then
just done an explosive liquid poo
must've been a bad pasty i had yesterday, bet it was made in fucking DEVON of all places
>wreaths will be laid
>hash tags will be created
>"solidarity" will be shown
>people will forget in a week
>nothing will change
>repeat every islamic attack
NOT ALL MUSLIMS
>>60731845
>haven't progressed in life since 2012
>have actually regressed
Reckon I'll die bitter and alone, I'll probably be one of the unlucky fucks that gets hit by a car or taken down by a muzzie
look at this fucking cat
>>60731957
look at that fucking gook
![Nathan.for.You.S02E06.Dating.Website.-.Party.Planner.WEBRip.x264.AAC.mp4_snapshot_16.19_[2016.06.13_11.37.55].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nLab53p.jpg "Nathan.for.You.S02E06.Dating.Website.-.Party.Planner.WEBRip.x264.AAC.mp4_snapshot_16.19_[2016.06.13_11.37.55].jpg")
In the 80's you had big computers in a room
>>60731889
You talk to yourself on other boards m8, you post on the comp and reply with your phone. Who do you think youre fooling? Its blatantly obvious when you blog post about some shit and suddenly another interested aussie appears out of nowhere to ask you to eleborate
>>60731928
>>60731999
m8 what are you talking about? I only post in /brit/, infrequently in /baltausnz/ and /rug/
you genuinely have me confused with someone else
me and the bf
Thinking about organising a "homosexuals attend local mosque event" to show solidarity lads.
No need to inform the mosque I'm sure they're fine with it.
>>60732033
Chinese monkeys
>>60731999
>>60732032
oh shit fight
FIGHT
>>60732042
Tell the bend-uhh homosexuals to bring bacon sarnies as a peace offering
>>60732051
pirato
I'm a brit poster
Twisted shitposter
*grabs a stubby to watch the impending fight*
>>60732033
which one is you
*watches for teachers*
is it bad that I don't really mind being friendzoned
>>60732097
right
>>60732111
cuck
good morning lads
in your wildest dreams you couldn't picture a nigga like me
at old street station
What a malarkey
>>60732072
piRATA
>>60732111
bit depressing though tbqh
*grabs a stubby*
*turns out it's the 5'7 manlet from earlier*
oops, soz mate haha awks
>>60732032
Youre the same git who tries so hard to fit in on /brit/ quite embarrassing ťbh. You and that yank are cringey af
>>60731928
je suis gay
>>60731938
MLRS strikes against palestinians when?
Probably gay but hate gays haha
#JeSuisBender
>>60732173
aha good bant
>>60732118
umm wow can you not
You know how i know youre that neet crossboard shitposter whos a major try hard? When you inflated the numbers of "aussie posters" on brit, you do this in other threads to make up the numbers of personalities you create to talk to yourself, post on comp, reply on phone, reset ip, ah yes, no one will ever know
>>60732148
yeah righto
>>60732225
who would literally take time to do that? nuts iah
>>60732225
Always suspected this
>>60732225
alri paranoia
>>60732240
apparently me because i took a random guess at how many australians posted on /brit/ based upon individual gimmicks i remembered. i can't even reset my router because it's static for some reason despite being listed as dynamic
ready for another big day of football lads?
>>60732240
>>60732277
Damage control
>>60732225
do you think its that guy who always action posts? his recent gimmick is about dan, his vet friend?
am i on the same page as you, cause thats who i think it is desu
>>60732314
alri paranoia #2
limbo
limbo like me
limbo
limbo like me
Why are the Aussies fighting
>>60732361
they are like monkeys
>>60732361
idk runts enjoy howling at the moon
there is dissent among the ranks
>>60732348
what's the vet thing? ive never seen that
>>60732369
uhm we are descended from apes ANYWAY :P:P:P
>>60732308
Again? Surely it's over by now
>>60732387
http://desustorage.org/int/search/text/danny/
>>60732135
you got a lot of (You)'s on /sp/ the other day haha x
>>60732412
The man will kick the ball again.
>I monitor Australian personalities because I'm a dweeb please bully me
ok!
Nice damage control m8. It's like how sometimes you see a nip post on here, now thats a case of an aussie who forgot to turn off his proxy, language is a dead giveaway, german and american flags you see making aussue centric posts and threads all the time, no one gives a shit about us why all of a sudden this nip, kraut and yank are making all these posts about us talking like us? Because its an aussie. Not saying this cunt/s is you but you cant fool a shitposter and we know all the fucking tricks
0161 manny on the map
left or right lads
>>60732441
there are a few that you can't really avoid to be fair
Aus/kiwi ''poosonality'' drama ruins /rug/ and /cric/
ah yes, fight my little runts.
you really will never find out who controls the strings, you have been fooled by the master puppeteer.
*disappears with a whirl of my cape*
>>60732466
Both 2bqh
Post feet
got the runny poos lads
>>60732454
you literally might have schizophrenia
>>60732482
kek were you around for the zerogoose and convict civil war back in like 2014 in /cric/
