THURSDAY edition
Sersha
/luso/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nzjWBpNOIB
am i a big guy
>>60723944
hung like a horse
taken from a ""cultural marxist" page in facebook :0)
>>60723956
BIG MICK DICK
WTF I HATE england
WHY DO YOU HAVE THE QUEEN THE QUEEN IS A USELESS PIECCE OF SHITE
HOW ISN'T SHE DEAD YET FUCKING 90 REALLY ARE YOU SURE SHE ISN'T A LIZARD PERSON
>>60723959
haha
>>60723972
need proof
It's morning and i can't say if i am suffering from yesterday's or today's hangover
perhaps both desu
>yank makes a thread
I'm sure this won't go badly.
>>60723973
my great grandmother lived to 102
>>60723987
gayboy
>put my feet up while in my computer chair so I'm in the fetal position
>fart like 20 times
hmm
got a bit of a headache desu
dehydrated
>>60724009
revolting yet hilarious image
We're representin' Britain and we have tae do or die
For England cannae dae it cos they didnae qualify
>>60724009
who are you quoting
Most of us are asleep, why make a Brit? Go to cum.
>>60724042
>>60723990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_JF8ZBln4Y
Atheists say they have read the Bible and that's why they aren't Christians. If that's true, why haven't they converted? They must be lying. I've read it cover to cover many times and I'm certain that God is real. The Bible is the word of God! It can't be wrong (only man's false interpretations can be)!
The Bible is full of beauty! The modern world of atheism and Islam has no beauty. It's the only way to restore the west if we all believed in Jesus.
Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."
How can you read something that profound and not be converted? The Bible even says "The fool hath said in his heart there is no God."
>>60724050
Bernie Sanders' famous "fart 20 times" speech
Really inspired the youth
>>60724054
Because we can't use /Brit/ gimmicks on /cum/
Also lots of anime posters there
>>60724114
aha bloody ed and his gay posting!!!!!!!
bernie sanders get labeled by conservatives and alt right fags as a communist, but ""cultural marxists""" hate him and call him Hitler
WTF???
Just finished my shift
>>60724141
have a nice lie down, you deserve it x
>>60724114
sounds good
>>60724141
working hard or hardly working
>>60724138
When did they call him Hitler? Anyway he's more a democratic socialist.
>>60724199
because he is bastardizing the word socialism....just like Hitler did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6_MZ9Uqqko
me on the left
Bremain and famine
>>60724215
stop posting for the love of fucking god STOP POSTING STOP POSTING SHUT THE FUCK STOPAEW aIKJDFA
not even disgusted by gay porn anymore because you freaks keep posting it
>>60724141
working hard or hardly working
>Rimming? Not my cup of tea
>>60724254
the agenda at work
>>60724248
you post fag porn
>>60724254
Give it another year or two and you'll be fapping to traps
prediction: uk becomes a 2nd world shithole filled with nationalist rebellions and insurrection if brexit happens
>>60724282
no I don't you fucking idiot
>>60724308
fag aussie
>>60724215
Marxists are kind of retarded tbf
They basically hate anyone that doesn't follow Marx' teachings religously and to the letter.
That's the thing about I hate communism. At least no capitalists are fucking extreme autists about one particular person's writings.
>>60724297
already do
>>60724308
will you stop posting fag porn already
you nonce twat
>>60724300
>>60724282
>>60724082
What is it about the Americas - Chinese readioactive clouds? Smog? Incest?
>>60724317
>Marxists are kind of retarded tbf
why?
they hate the US proxy wars, and know that all of your candidates for prez are scumbags
bed time
>it's a half-savage mexican crawls out of his mud-straw hut into /brit/ and spews about marxism as if we don't know
ah yes a true testament of multiculturalism
>>60724353
I literally said why. They're super anal about everything being a certain way. That's why commie countries failed so hard and why Map split it off with Russia. They're too autistically obsessed with Marx.
got hiccoughs
>>60724412
non ononon communism killed 90000000000000000000 peoples
Cameron the morning after Brexit wins
what do you get when you take an island with a tiny gene pool then take a small group of the worst of them and send them off to colonize a big island?
>>60724418
Sorry not Russia the Soviets
Mexicans exist without my consent
>>60724439
#2 HDI, fantastic sportsmen and an aboriginal genocide
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
Article. I.
Section. 1.
All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives.
Section. 2.
The House of Representatives shall be composed of Members chosen every second Year by the People of the several States, and the Electors in each State shall have the Qualifications requisite for Electors of the most numerous Branch of the State Legislature.
No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained to the Age of twenty five Years, and been seven Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State in which he shall be chosen.
Representatives and direct Taxes shall be apportioned among the several States which may be included within this Union, according to their respective Numbers, which shall be determined by adding to the whole Number of free Persons, including those bound to Service for a Term of Years, and excluding Indians not taxed, three fifths of all other Persons.
>>60724477
cuck
I love to be secure error or use it for me to do some people who will be able to make it May interfere with how fast food app
>HATING US PROXY WARS
>NOO THEY ARE FUCKING AUTISTS
>>60724528
hello to top de linha de pesquisa em saúde pública e privada para o dia todo o conteúdo desta mensagem desde que não tem nada de especial para você pode ser arquivado na minha conta no banco e o da minha residência
>>60724539
how did they let you off the hacienda?
>>60723928
i don't like that pic
>>60724528
>>60724560
BANANAS
>>60724539
I hate proxy wars too. Does that make me a marxist? I'm talking about the core of their beliefs not their political stands.
>>60724505
>>60724528
>>60724539
>>60724560
>>60724562
>>60724577
>>60724581
>>60724587
where in britain do you lads live?
>>60704094
>>60704022
>>60703960
>>60703845
>>60703065
who did this?
>>60724587
and i forgot to say that they reject bernie sanders....and you call them autists
Brazilian girl sent me some pics of her titties and a dildo up her vagina for Brazilian valentines day
>>60724605
Worcestershire
>>60724605
Thirteen colonies
>>60724605
Scotland.
>>60724045
>>60724669
no thanks
>>60724669
r8 my designer water fags. actually, dont your poorfag minds cant comprehend how great it is. If you work for me, assuming you are even capable of that, some of it might just grace your lips
>>60724700
poof/10
>scots actually type in their accent on twitter
>>60724741
Noh Dhanks
>>60724700
A 500 man gangbang is less gay than that
there aren't any NERDS here are there?
what's up my duders?
how's it all hangin'?
>>60724861
fag
>>60724858
no era penal
>>60724741
>>60724766
FOY
why is /brit/ dead?
did you leave the EU already and everyone died?
Ded.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS ;-;
Fun fact:
the first romans was ruled by kings who was black. Tarquinius superbus the last black king of rome was overthrown by the whiteys who ruled rome for a couple of centuries. Until sulla the great black general overthrew the whiteys and exterminated them in the social war. Now blacks was running rome again and a whitey wasnt seen in the region again until it was sacked by alaric and the whiteys eventually killed or sent the black romans to africa. Julius caesar was black. Thwts why we have to leave the EU
>>60724935
Everyone is asleep, and I'm watching E3.
>>60724992
Dats rite
>>60725009
anything good?
i turned it off after the bethesda talk
>>60724992
blacks were aztecs, chosen people, olmecs, romans
>>60724741
its called scots and its hundreds of years old
https://sco.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scots_leid
>>60724619
You don't think it's a bit autistic to call Bernie Sanders Hitler because his idea of socialism doesn't follow a 100 year old doctrine written before germ theory was discovered?
bit gay
Woke up at 7pm today lads, should I just stay up all day now until about 9pm at night?
Scots (or "Lallans", a poetic spellins for lawlands) is ae Wast Germanic leid thit's spaken en the Lawlands an Northren Isles o Scotland an en the stewartrie o Ulster en Ireland (whaur it's kent as "Ulster-Scots", "Scotch", or "Ullans"). En maist airts, it's spaken anent the Scots Gaelic an Inglis leids.
Up til the 15t yeirhunder Scottis (modren furm Scots) wis the name o "Gaelic", the Celtic leid o the aunshint Scots. Thaim that bruikit Scots cried the Gaelic Erse (meinin Irish). The Gaelic o Scotland is nou maistlie cried Scots Gaelic an is yit spaken bi sum en the wastren Scots Hielands n ilands. Fer the maist pairt, Scots cums fae the Northumbrian kyn o Anglo-Saxon (Auld Inglis), tho wi a litil influenss fae the Auld Norse bi waa o the Vikings, the Dutch n Laich Saxon throoch troke wi (an incummers fae) the laich kintras, an the Romance bi waa o kirk an legal Laitin, Anglo-Norman an syn Pairisian French cause o th' Auld Alliance.
Anglian spikkers wer weil staiblisht in sooth-eist Scotland bi the 7t yeirhunder. In the 13t yeirhunder Norman launainers an thair reteiners, speakin Northumbrian Middil Inglis, were bade tae cum n sattil bi the Keeng. Scots kyth'd fer the first tym en wrutten form en the mids o the 14t yeirhunner n didnae differ mukkil fae ither northren Inglis byleids. The Anglian leid o Scotland gra an its ain sinsyn. Bi the lat 15t yeirhunder the sicht fowk haed o the differs wi the leid spaken faurder sooth cam til the fore an Scots-spikkin Scots begoud tae crie thair leid "Scots". Scots haes lend-wirds fae the fak thit the Scots fowk haed contak wi Gaelic spikkers. Thair lend-wirds is fer ordinair anerlie fer geographical n cultural things, sik as clan an loch. Lyk onie leivin leid, Scots haes chynged ae bittie ower the years, tho it haes arguablie stey'd naurer til its Anglo-Saxon springheid than Inglis. Monie Scots wirds hae becum pairt o the Inglis ava: flit, greed, eerie, cuddle, clan, stob.
>>60725102
and they like stalin because he applied real communism :0)
>>60725114
>>60725085
>>60725055
>>60725028
>>60724996
>>60724966
>>60725151
and this is the reason why i think capitalism creates degeneracy
>>60725133
I've been talking to a thai qt recently, any reccomendations of things to say to get her to like me more?
>>60725171
pendejo
>>60725171
its Australian culture and very important to them
Scotland (Gaelic: Alba, Inglis: Scotland) is a kintra in nor-wast Europe, an is ane o the fower kintras[1] that maks the Unitit Kinrick. It taks up the northren thrid o the Breetish island. Scotland haes til its sooth the laund o Ingland, an is bund bi the German Ocean til the eist an the Atlantic Ocean til the north an wast.
It aforetyms wis a free kinrik, but than Scotland gaed intil a personal union wi Ingland in 1603, whan Jeams VI o Scotland becam Jeams I o Ingland eftir the daith o Elspeth I. This union wis makkit formal on 1 Mey 1707 bi the Treatie o Union. The Scots Pairlament wis gotten rid o on 26 Mairch. The union southert baith kinriks, makkin the Kinrick o Great Breetain, wi a new singil Pairlament haudden in Wastmeinster, Lunnon, but sum pairts o Scotland's institutions, merkit the laund's naitional kirk an skuilin an legal seistems, wis hauden apairt. In 1801, Scotland becam ane o the thrie launds o the Unitit Kinrick, alang wi Ingland an Ireland (nou juist Northren Ireland). Wales is nou seen for uisal as anither laund, awtho it wis juist a principalitie o the kinrik o Ingland in 1707.
In 1997, the Scots fowk voted ti hae a new pairlament, estaiblisht bi the UK govrenment in the Scotland Act 1998. The nou devolv'd Scots Pairlament haes been gien the pouer ti govren the laund on maist Scots maiters, but haesna ower mukkil pouer wi taxes, awtho it dis hae the pouer ti chynge the UK incum tax rate bi 3p in the poond.
Scotland's size is maistlie that estaiblisht bi the 1237 Treatie o York atwein Scotland an Ingland an the 1266 Treatie o Perth atwein Scotland an Norawa. Exceptions is the Isle o Mann, that is nou a croun dependencie ootwi the Unitit Kinrick, Orkney an Shetland, that is nou Scots raither nor Dens, an Barwick, that wis defined as subjek til the laws o Ingland bi the 1746 Wales an Barwick Act.
The patron saunt o Scotland is Saunt Andra, an St. Andra's Day is on 30 November but it haesna been mukkil celebratit syn the Reformation.
>>60725025
No, Dinhonored 2 looks like more of the same, and there was a was a decent looking Friday the 13 game being shown, where you run away from Jason in a forest. That's all I've watched.
https://mobile.twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/667371059885301761
Is this some sort of gay porn dump to commemorate orlando?
morning la-
oh wow ahaha
>>60725199
Just [pretend] to be interested in Thailand, ask questions about "wai" (pic related) , temples, food, the language etc. anything positive, don't reference anything negative like prostitution etc.
the thai chicANO is back
I always imagined Australia as this super macho place with no benders where every guy is a pussy magnet
Boy have my eyes been opened
>>60725319
>conservative pundit
>donald tramp's hat
>think leftists are liberals
wow haha
Imagine being blind and watching an action movie. All you hear is grunting and one liners. Could be watching a porno for all you can tell.
>>60725342
kill yourself
>>60725320
We can still be quite macho you know, and also be boipuccy magnets.
>>60725287
Haha she always does the wai thing when she says thank you after I make food for her when we smoke weed.
Is a neat country though, she went to the best girls school in the country that had a massive parade every year, have you heard of it? I can't remember the name of the school though
>>60725383
Yank-tier post there, friendo
Step up
>>60725383
Frotting is probably my favourite homo sex act to do.
Rimming is probably my favourite to watch (don't mind doing it either).
Thanks for reading, like and subscribe for more.
>>60725396
Oh right, I thought you meant online not IRL. Rare that she smokes weed. I know some top universities but no all girls schools.
If things get serious and you want to do something sweet for her, order some Thai snacks online to be delivered. They have a rare taste here that I'm sure she misses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Taivhe7I0IE
>>60725348
Liberal means leftist here (soon to be) north of The Wallâ„¢
Why are there so many gay Australians in /brit/? Is it ironic?
Republic of Irland > Wales > northern Irland > england > scotland
lads you're kinda acting a little gay right now it's a tad too much for me
New French-British war as soon as you Brexit? Or will you ravage Ireland again?
>>60725573
Every nation on Earth>Germany
>>60725573
NAZI PUTO
>SNP: "we want independence from the UK!
>SNP: "vote REMAIN!"
What's wrong with the Scottish people?
>>60725618
they wear skirts but insist they're straight
they're as bad as futafags
>>60725618
They just hate the English, as a rule.
>>60725593
>Muh ulster scat heritage
>>60725608
Still mad about Mexico's German emperor?
You fucking campesino
>>60725573
Get out, Nazi.
is this banter
>>60725645
The Ulster Scots built America
I am proud to have such blood flowing through my veins
t. muh hurritage muthafucka
>>60725510
remember watching these videos when they were always being posted on /b/
>>60725666
pirate scum
Deletion incoming
>I willingly spend my time amongst literal autists, mexicans, flamboyant queers, yanks, NEETS and Alt-Rights
why can't I fucking leave this degenerate bazaar
>>60725702
From now on you will be known as "Culo Rojo" because of all the dick you take up your arse
>>I willingly spend my time amongst literal autists, mexicans, flamboyant queers, yanks, NEETS and Alt-Rights
>why can't I fucking leave this degenerate bazaar
>>60725717
CHI
>>60725735
have a good laugh at that one did you, yank?
>its a Janny misses half the gay porn in the thread episode
Currently watching some boring indie games on E3.
>>60724539
What are proxy wars?
Is that new liberal slag for "stop liking what I dont like"
>>60725763
>misses
He's probably just having a good time enjoying himself right now
range-ban ausfailia when?
>>60725777
>calling me liberal
>>60725780
spamming gay porn is obviously top banter you cunt
Porn is such a gross worn phonetically. Sounds like some kind of spunk you stepped in and it's stuck to your shoe.
>>60725793
Communism is the ultimate promoter of degeneracy
>>60725832
Really makes u think.
>>60725832
REALLY MAKES YOU THINK HUH
>>60725832
wew
i'm safe
Rate my accent lads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ONxoMrPgK6
>>60725812
We were taught in schools communism was contained.
What is everypony planning on doing today?
>>60723928
don't you have a facebook page to admin
Didn't have a 4chan pass for a few days
What's happening lads?
Any new gimmicks?
>>60725716
which one am i
>>60725916
are you a wurzel
ah yes... The old 5 hours sleep...
Love this meme
>>60725966
rare
bit depressed today
what else is knew hehehe
>>60725987
What's that?
>>60726005
newfag
>>60725966
After Moot left, the passes are not sold anymore.
Now there a copy of 4chan on a forum in real time with a bunch of ads.
>>60726047
Literally just bought a pass
You can't post here without a pass because Capatcha is Google and all Google services are blocked
>>60726043
are you from bristol
>>60725917
It was in the sense that communist governments failed all over the world but Critical Theory is more prevalent than ever and that's the real threat
Not a communist government taking over but the destruction of Western traditions
The genius of Critical Theory lies in that it attacks everything yet offers no alternative in its place so unless you are able to put up a staunch defense of Western tradition they will claim victory every time
Kek he didnt even get a third of the gay porn off
/Brit/: gayposting and reasoned debate about communism
Fascinating
>>60725927
Got my walking for fitness class in the morning
Gonna go home and walk my dog after that then do some work for my online classes then go to the gym
Then go fishing and watch the NBA finals when I get back from that
that typo was intentional
>>60726080
No South East England
why do leftists say "communism has never been tried" when it has been tried and worked quite well
I swear none of you faggots report the bender
>>60725832
Bagged a couple nigs hunting the other day actually. One was a young buck. Wife is making some fine nigskin gloves from that one.
Why is /brit/ so slow right now?
>>60725968
http://www.angelfire.com/rebellion2/goyim/je1.pdf
>>60726192
it's half six in the morning
>>60726192
Because its half 6 in the morning you plonker
Fuck me lads
Just woke up after parklife, had like 4 hours sleep
>>60726152
because they are either liberal fags or the so famous trotskiysts
>>60726152
Because no communist nation ever abolished the state apparatus which is the end goal of communism
>>60726235
Trots actually advocate for communism as it was laid out by Marx
"Socialism in One Country," Stalin's communism, puts the global revolution aside and focuses on building a strong nation from the inside
>>60726297
i hope trots get ice axe'd by hooligans and alt right faggots
>>60726218
>>60726211
And? I'm awake what's their excuse.
UUHHH the fag australian finally got fucked
>>60726338
They're abnormie who go to bed at 2 AM and wake up at 2 PM
>>60726359
>tfw I still haven't gone to bed yet and don't plan to until about 11am
look at this fucking dog
on the trans section of chaturbate
grim
just finished tugging me willy lads
>how to realise you're the underclass
>>60726375
NEET masterrace
>>60726375
yea Ramadan is completely messing up my circadian rhythms
>>60726375
Absolute madman
I went out the day my flight landed and we stayed out until 3 am
I came back and slept until 10:30 am so I only got like 14 hours of sleep over like 80 hours
I dont wanna see you go, i need somebody to love me
Whys it take so long to know, i want somebody to love me
I want somebody to be nice, see the boy i once was in my eyes, nobody's gonna save me life
>>60726394
ayy you know
>>60726405
nah m8 get out
>>60726408
Are you a brit in china right now? How come you;re there? English teaching?
>>60726136
me too lad
where abouts are you
>>60726357
You sure m8? Im just playing final fantasy now
>>60726428
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
feel like complete shit 2bh physically and emotionally
Aaaah yes
>>60726448
that's normal x
>>60726420
Yes
Study Tour
No
>>60726448
aww cheer up x
>>60726428
post arse pls x
Spend over £1200 a year on Sky HD and BT Sports HD.
Bloody murder, it is.
>>60726448
Isn't it like that eternally if you're Irish?
>her: what r you doing now?
>me: I'm watching Neon Genesis Evangelion
>her: when we see each other again I want to spend all night having sex with you
>I want to yell and squirm a lot [Devilface]
what did she mean by this?
>>60726424
/suffolk/, you?
>>60726375
God damn, it's around 1 am here and I have cooking and laundry to do today. Am so fucked.
>>60726483
/west sussex/
not as close as i imagined :3
>>60726479
oops wrong chat haha
>>60726479
el peruANO
>>60726479
one candle
Having some beans on toast with tea and watching topgear
Am I a Brit yet
>>60726448
Kill yourself
>>60726505
>watching topgear
you're a pleb m8
>>60726496
one LIGHT you stupid yank
>>60726467
Im busy
>>60726511
Had a dream I got doxxed
Wasn't very pleasant
>>60726505
Stop giving them views
>>60726511
UNA VELA JAJAJAJAJAJA
EL GRINGO GORDO
How do cock rings work?
Do they vibrate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO1YXPwdLEI
Daggerfall is pretty fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he0IuJ3t0gU
>>60726536
yeah
>>60726536
think they just trap a bunch of blood in your knob lad. vibrating ones exist but it's not standard desu
>>60726536
help you stay hard longer
>>60726548
tes fucking sucked until morrowind
>>60726566
Anthony man what are you planning. It doesn't have to be this way.
>>60726575
no
Daggerfall was tits
Fuccbois galore in here
we're all in here lads
chaturbate com/noffke211/
Considering suicide lads.
Think I'll decide against it because my life is great tbqh.
>>60726619
FOY
>787 likes
>955 likes
BREAKING THE CONDITIONING
>>60726575
You mean til skyrim
>>60726592
saggy, ugly, buggy, tits
>>60726632
thanks to this, now i am a rightist and a pro US :)
>>60726631
I don't use conditioner ahahah
>bring in gun laws like every sensible country
>THAT'S UNCONSTITUTIONAL, STOP DESTROYING OUR RIGHTS
>ban all Muslims from entering the country
>VERY GOOD AND REASONABLE POLICY
absolutely can't stand australians who feel the need to comment on US gun legislation when they haven't the slightest clue what they're talking about
>>60726695
meta as fuck
>>60726695
Kek
>>60726691
>CLINTON OR TRUMP
>>60726645
maybe if you suck and can't have fun with exploits
