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korean pop
*secretly is controlled by the Pope*
>>60703235
I'd eat her fucking arsehole.
Dirty bitch
>But le non Muslims kill people too
The Holy Book of Westernica
(Henry 2, 6:23;) Should any man showeth signs of lawfulness, removeth his head from his neck
Oh wait, I'm sorry. The civilised western world has laws against murder and unlawfulness. We've rarely had problems with ideologies trying to kill us for not sharing the same cultures and values as us. It's the Quran that teaches people to kill those that aren't Muslims and those that are gay etc. My bad.
you get a free parker pen for JUST posting in this thread
>>60703298
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Love in an elevata
Livin it up when I'm goin doown
is that miley cyrus?
>>60703304
do i get a free gift if i sign up though?
>>60703235
more lad
>>60703335
dont care
>>60703298
>her
Put a headboard on my bed today. Looking good.
>when you're eyeing up a girl and she does something nasty as fuck
Was on the bus the other week and was looking at this bird. Nothing special but I was horny as fuck.
She had some sort of cut or spot on her neck, picked off the scab and put it in her mouth and ate it.
I fucking gagged.
>>60703345
yes you get a portable DVD player if you insult a yank in this thread
Gove looks like a proper paedo
90% of the time Royal London pay out more than the market leader Sunlife
>>60703235
this HAS to be a man
>>60703235
cute tummy
Rasheed shot up a gay nightclub in Florida lads
If someone's asking you if you've ever had sex unless you say "yes" they are going to conclude "no"
>>60703372
not concerned wit u senpai
>>60703377
dont care
mudshits just won trump the presidency
>>60703410
is it? I wasn't aware
>>60703273
it's literally because it gave me a fresh start
i was a right autismal fuck in college (how I ended up on 4chan) but at the same time I was a 6'3 rugby player and had been lifting for about 6 months by that point
when I got to uni people didn't see the awkward cunt who hardly spoke and never went out, they saw a 6'3 rugby player
gave me a big head start
>>60703422
>>60703401
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rest in piece flo rida
>>60703302
>The Holy Book of Westernica
>(Henry 2, 6:23;) Should any man showeth signs of lawfulness, removeth his head from his neck
Sauce
>>60703381
did you suck the puss out of it?
>>60703397
You're very hyper today.
How many Monster's have you had.
Just read that almost 60% of British women wear D-cup bras, the highest in Europe.
Moving to UK soon I think
>>60703438
>is it?
...
>>60703430
This is really a historic date in the course of American affairs and I hope everyone starts to realize it
just a perfect storm
the only thing this Cornish guy does is tell people to fuck off while not contributing anything to the thread
>>60703430
Between Sanders being a stubborn old man that refuses to move (unless you're black) and this it's been a shitshow for the lefties
>>60703470
t. camwhore
>>60703401
This the one who's been cheating on her boyfriend? Yeah, great gf material
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>>60703470
those plugs are bad, too small, same with the beaded dildo 2bh
super silk is a nice lube though, doesn't leave you sticky after
>>60703496
yeh we know mate.
just ignore him like everyone else does
The incel life is extremely painful
when will my libido finally start to wane? 28 and still wanking 3-4 times a day. literally crying every day lol.
>>60703470
>Buy it Again
>>60703470
post bp
>yfw yanks can't literally do anything without getting shot
>>60703453
love the way her panties hang off her butt like that
thanks for proving my point you inbreed tard
Daily reminder.
even if you don't (You) me I know for a fact I had you.
>>60703529
dont care
>>60703422
When would somebody ever ask you whether you've had sex? Who does that aside from your close mates who you're open with? That's perverted and weird tbqh.
>>60703468
Don't want to imagine what her fanny smelled like.
She's also got a friend who she's usually with. Proper mint. Never seen her doing disgusting stuff.
>be a yank bender
>go to gay club
>get shot
>taken to hospital and now in $50,000 debt
cant make it up
>>60703559
Fuck off you useless twat
>>60703496
watching normies getting agitated is infinitely more enjoyable than "i hate pakis" post #848945895489589
Converted to hentai lads and I haven't looked back, it's so much better than regular porn.
>>60703526
I don't want a loose ass
REPOST
update on the nextdoor neighbour I've been shagging, some quotes
tell her to go to the paki shop to get some wine... she says she'll go to Morissons because "I'm a secret racist and don't like giving my money to them"
we were talking about work and she mentioned a work night out and that her manager "zafi" or something non-white like that was macking on to her
I made a joke that she's supposed to do it to get a promotion, she says "I don't really do non-whites"
Dodgy or good potential gf?
>>60703559
Reminder that edgelords exist?
I don't believe this man was motivated just by his severely misguided religious beliefs, he was motivated by the hate that is spewed on a daily basis at the LGBTQ community by radical Christians as well.
Religion will destroy us.
>>60703559
>we should support a genocidal maniac who killed millions because he liked us
It's like sticking your dick in crazy
don't do it
>>60703612
dont care
wow, all those people who were posting "love is actually not love" sure look dumb now
tfw no black gf
Cornwall is doing /brit/ a righteous service. God bless.
>>60703603
>be a yank bender
>go to gay club
>get shot
>taken to hospital and now in $50,000 debt
>told you also have aids
>>60703610
you mean abnormies?
Lots of low quality, repetitive posting going on here
Overall thread quality rapidly decreasing
>>60703653
grim
>>60703584
for banter purposes
it isn't "perverted and weird" unless you're a prude or an autist
>>60703667
bit like my life haha
>>60703650
bit rude
>>60703612
just don't go shooting up a club when you see a 3DPD couple kissing
>>60703584
this kind of photo just makes me sad now because i know i will never have sex with women of this calibre
still jerk to it tho
>>60703610
>agitated
seems like he's the one getting agitated tbqh
>>60703626
>>60703607
allahu akbar brothers
how many lads ITT would shag my gf?
don't care for this thread
>>60703656
still here
>>60703616
you say that now but as soon as you start playing you'll want bigger and bigger
>>60703661
keep posting
Lots of low quality, repetitive posting going on here
Overall thread quality rapidly decreasing
>shooter was an employee of G4S
>>60703702
>normies actually think this
lol
>>60703667
I will not be lectured on post quality by a Yank
>>60703677
We all know you're a paki who hates the promiscuous Western lifestyle.
Rasheed.
>>60703689
yes yes
>>60703711
she posts on /pol/ btw
>>60703584
I'd eat the arsehole of every girl there. No particular order.
Although I've heard the middle is a coal burner.
>>60703653
crop the face out and it's fine
>>60703656
>reddit flags
neck yourself
>>60703649
>implying theres anything inherently wrong with killing slavs
still here
>>60703705
slightly worried about that bulge
been playing bf4 today
sp campaign is utter shite, mp is alri though
>>60703730
Sort your life out
Lots of low quality, repetitive posting going on here.
Overall thread quality rapidly decreasing
did you see that ludicrous display last night
feel empty
>>60703703
Hmmmmmmm...
Are you cunts still talking about that stupid shooting? who cares
>>60703688
>Haha anon, when was the last time you had sex?
>Not too long ago... why do you want to know about my personal life you fucking weirdo?
>Haha, banter!
Ahh yes
>>60703724
>wagecucks
the afghan muslim shot up the gay black club because of white christian people being racist
>>60703705
s(hes) got a bit of a willy going on there
>>60703779
dont care
>>60703667
you've posted this 4 times already
>>60703705
if I could find a trap who actually looked like a girl I'd date one without a doubt. Most are ugly though
>>60703789
sunday runtposters are to blame
>>60703817
What was Roy thinking not putting Vardy on early?
Stupid, senile old bastard.
Lots of low quality, repetitive posting going on here.
Overall thread quality rapidly decreasing
>>60703705
(((she)))'s smuggling hotdogs
>>60703831
https://youtu.be/GibiNy4d4gc?t=95
how would i filter out FONT posts
Going to watch groundhog day tonight
Lots of low quality, repetitive posting going on here
Overall thread quality rapidly decreasing
>>60703825
>Not too long ago... why do you want to know about my personal life you fucking weirdo?
that's extremely aggressive
if you had had sex you wouldn't respond like that
>>60703703
No really, Naziism is for the very stupid and teenagers and thats not even in doubt. British people who are attracted to it are traitors, you may as well take a shit on King Arthur while he flies his Spitfire.
>>60703904
you've posted this 4 times already
>>60703930
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>>60703831
Well obviously
Nothing else makes sense
>>60703823
He shilled for Islam for political reasons there's no way he'd actually tolerate them in his midst.
how do leftists say "not all men" mockingly then go on to say "not all muslims" earnestly?
are they mentally ill?
Really wish I had a fit neighbour to shag. How easy would it be to just pop next door for a shag, or even in the middle of the night when you can't sleep. Pop next door for a quickie and you'll be sock on.
Literally not one fit bird on my whole street.
Hey guys
>>60703709
I'm not fixated on big cock though.
>>60703930
you FONT
Gonna give my cock a rest next weekend me thinks. Been shagging too much recently
>>60703993
you've posted this 4 times already
>>60704011
dont care
>>60703987
yes
>White person shoots up building
He's just crazy!!!
>Muslim shoots up building
Terrorist muzzie piece of shit!
ah yes
Which one are you lads?
istp here
>>60703780
FOY
>>60703960
when?
only got back from the gym like half an hour ago and wasn't on /brit/ today before then
wish i could experience the sensation of a female touching my erogenous zones
just report the bastard
>>60704022
really not a fan of this gimmick please refrain from posting it
How do you filter extra flags users?
>>60704075
you've posted this 4 times already
>>60704062
FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY
>>60704060
entp desu
obvjectively the best one
>>60703724
How can they still be in business
>>60704092
my script doesn't work anymore
just remembered this teacher at my school who was pushing diversity on us big league, she even went to India for a year to teach and when she came back she was even crazier, she shaved her head, wore strange elf shoes and wouldn't fucking shut up about how good we had it compared to children in India and how ungrateful we were etc.
>>60704088
all me
>>60704060
how do i find out
>>60704067
weird
>>60703990
>tfw started shagging nextdoor neighbour three days ago and she moved over an hour away today
Probably a blessing in disguise.
coheed and cambria
>>60703785
You will be an ugly paki virgin manlet for the rest of your life.
Every day you wank your 2 inch paki micropenis thinking of the White girls who passed you by on the streets with disgusted expressions.
After you pathetically ejaculate, anger and self-loathing builds up as you once again remember that you will NEVER experience love.
You boot up your call centre work laptop, go to /brit/, and proceed to reply with ''FONT'' to every post that even hints of a White man experiencing affection with a female.
Rasheed.
>>60704160
any myers briggs test
>>60704152
Will you be updating it?
think I'm gonna avoid gay clubs for a few weeks lads
>>60703983
"The peoples of Islam will always be closer to us than, for example, France"
"ultimately not Arabs, but Islamized Germans could have stood at the head of this Mohammedan Empire." t. Hitler
Hitler literally wanted Germans to be Muslims
>>60704088
why do you do this, is it because you think it annoys us and that makes you happy?
>>60704166
I'm sorry you had to see this >>60704169
poop and also dick and balls
Lads did you know that we wuz mafs n sheet?
giving my bum a rest this week
been fucked too many times. it really does feel so good
>>60704201
no need at the moment
>>60704088
All me
>>60704213
don't worry the only thing they can do here is stab you
(and not with a knife)
mum is bullying me because my hair is brown but my beard has ginger bits in it
>>60704215
Don't know what he was on about 2bh, France was right next to him
>>60704154
had a posh lefty teacher who used to always tell our parent were "probably all tory voters"
*fucks your bitch*
>>60704218
it was supposed to make an arm with a hand holding up the middle finger
>>60704248
Gay.
>>60704088
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>>60704275
freak
>>60703939
They want to probe into my sex life to try and embarrass me, it's a personal attack.
If I went up to one of the fit as fuck 8/10 normie girls from my sixth form and asked them when they last had sex, they would respond in a similar way because they'd think I'm a creep.
>>60704372
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Remember ISIS saying that Ramadan would be a big time for them to attack the West?
Well in addition to Rasheed shooting up the gay bar last night another Rasheed was arrested in Los Angeles just now
He was heavily armed and planning on attacking the gay pride festival
>>60704370
get off /brit/ mum!
>>60704275
normal mate, you will have a badger beard later in life as the ginger bits go white quicker then the rest goes grey.
>>60704215
Talking from a purely historical context and probably did it to shill for Islam to gain political allies in the Middle East.
Hitler was pretty against all religion privately.
"When National Socialism has ruled long enough, it will no longer be possible to conceive of a form of life different from ours. In the long run, National Socialism and religion will no longer be able to exist together. No, it does not mean a war. The ideal solution would be to leave the religions to devour themselves, without persecutions."
that boy needs therapy
business idea: straight pride march
met a 45 year old twink on grindr who says he wants to power fuck me.
meeting him in an hour
any advice?
we're gonna have to hear from a bunch of american poofter for the next month or so now about how they are a strong community and will overcome this
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>>60704429
Pls be joking
I have brown hair but a red and blonde beard
Fuck
>>60704488
>45 year old twink
do you even know what a twink is?
>>60704488
Amazing gimmick
I want to have sex so fucking bad, god dammit. I'm not even ugly and I'm in good shape why can't I find a fuckbuddy or even a hook up? Fuck fuck fuck
>>60704488
don't neglect the balls
>>60704488
just be (You)rself
I often go to post or reply, but then I think "whats the point" and delete it.
>>60704512
facial hair is also blonde/ginger
>>60704529
dont care
>>60704497
Had a laugh at the thought of some Afghans browsing /brit/ and telling people off for being normies
>>60704488
have a curry before you go out
>>60704422
uh ohhhh here we go
Break out the waterboarding gear
>>60704529
Get on Tinder lad
>>60704552
cool fish
>>60704088
>8 posts are mine
Ahh yes, very good.
anyone else got the need for speed?
>>60704581
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>>60704519
FOYC
>>60704600
put on some my peas for tea
>>60704167
How's that. You're missing out on easy sex.
so lonely and jealous. fucking hell.
>>60704581
I don't have any good pictures of myself. I've heard you only get matches if you have Chad-like pictures. I'm a lonely recluse
>>60704646
dont care
>>60704552
Me when conversing in general
>>60703696
>Just be confident mate
>>60704654
hire a professional photographer
Is Tinder still only for people with Facebook? No way around it?
I want to use it but I deleted my profile over a year ago.
>>60704646
It's gonna be alright
take care matey
fuming
>>60704674
don't expect comments on my blog posts, just knowing they're being read is enough
rate my one night stand (she's on the right)
people would be apeshit about this shooting if it was perpetrated by some autistic freak nobody liked
liberals are so soft that they dare not speak against a muslim
there's this lad on this funny website my son sign me up to that want my power drill
have to clean it first and then off to the hotel he's at
looks a bit like my son too
>>60704737
dont care
Imagine if hiro posted in /brit/ lads
>>60704654
Not true
I'm p ugly and have gotten laid off Tinder
Just use the timer so it doesn't look like every picture is a selfie
eating my fifth can of mushy peas
>>60703235
Laaaaads haha
>1465587885527.png
>>60704583
let me tell you a few facts about this fish
-freshwater
-no scales, has a skin
-complex lateral line system
-generates (and senses) electric fields to hunt insect larvae (weakly electric fish) and communicate
- can be trained to recognise owners and feed from the hand
-
>>60704781
didnt he once?
>>60704738
don't think it will
>>60704782
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>>60704757
Looks like one of those Troll toys or something. Or maybe Chucky lol
I don't have high standards but don't think I'd shag that.
out in the country
>>60704774
MY WIFE'S SON
>>60704529
Judging by the fact you're on /int/, you're probably really antisocial and don't know it... you probably spend all day on your computer and aren't a part of any societies nor do you go out with any decent mates.
That or you're uglier than you think.
>>60704820
weird I had actually typed in another fact but It did not show up in the post
this is mooks fault
Nice thread
>>60704823
TAKBIR!!
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lads...
>>60704820
I would like to unsubscribe from fish facts
>>60704737
You have to have Facebook
I deleted my Facebook until I wanted Tinder then I reactivated it solely to use Tinder
>>60704823
ah yes, the religion of peace
>>60704823
I doubt it 2bh.
>>60704915
that's the ISIS news agency you retard
>>60704907
alri lad
New Top Gear is officially dead.
/tv/ doesn't even have a thread up
>>60704907
I though u were russian LOL
>>60704907
fuck off lad we gunns smash yous on thursday
>>60704760
Of course
This won't even be talked about for very long
Imagine if it was a white man instead
It would be talked about for weeks
How's your ramadan been so far lads?
I converted to Islam 2 years ago today, extremely saddened by todays news. It's time for Islamic leaders to stand up and denounce these types of acts
>>60704823
so called islamic state
>>60705003
Explosive
who /normieandproud/ here?
>>60704911
Eh, fuck that. I'm not desperate.
I'll just use Badoo.
>Another 50 people sacrificed on the alter of diversity
When is enough enough lads?
>>60704888
>Trips on an out-of-the-blue Bateman post
>Post is real shit
>Totally glossed over
Sure is reddiit in /brit/ tonight.
>I just wanted to have a nice comfy sunday thread with the lads
>some paki had to go shoot a bunch of people
>my /brit/ sunday is ruined thanks to islam
Fucking hate them muslims, lads
>>60704941
IS news agency is Al-Hayat.
>>60705036
FONY
Why do British girls have such huge tits?
still up in the endz
man still see me
Lads
>>60704941
still don't believe it
>>60705097
They're all fat as fuck.
>>60705088
amaq*
>>60705020
Too bad the local orlando imam told that gays should be killed.
>>60705084
try and work around it
time to roll a cheeky zoot lads
WE NEED SOME MORE GIRLS IN HERE
WE NEED SOME MORE GIRLS IN HERE
>>60704654
>I'm a lonely recluse
>why don't I get laid
show again braincell
>>60705031
Yes
Let us all realize that the so called "Islamic State" has nothing to do with Muslims
Real Muslims dont engage in violence
>>60705129
source?
really really really fucking hate yanks
getting close to actually preferring ruskies
>>60705136
cheeky
>>60705071
>being excited about recurring digits
It's time
>>60705114
they both look like fuckng manlets in this photo
giz some velas
>>60705001
Is this from Skyrim?
>>60705180
can't stand this prick
>Reminder that British Muslims = not integrated, bad kind of muslims
>Deaths in Britain due to Islamic terrorism in last 10 years: 0
>American Muslims = very integrated, good kind of muslims
>Deaths in America due to Islamic terrorism in the last 10 hours: 50
CHARLI IS SO FUCKING HOT HOLY SHIT
>>60705136
you and i are on the same skinning up schedule
every time i read your posts im half way through rolling up a fatty
>Girl I fancy tells me she's meeting some lad off Tinder
>Devastated
>She sends me a picture of them together
>He's a manlet
>Feel better
>>60705001
my life in one pic
>>60705196
ass is there (prolly a bit much for you)
but I do not dig that face
>>60705201
You are using my OC lol
>>60705248
>get cucked by a manlet
>somehow this is a good thing
>>60705248
dont care
>>60705247
gentlemen, synchronise watches
me on the right
>>60705196
too bad she's ugly as fuck
>>60705271
can you start making them a bit bigger please
>>60705248
how does that make you feel better you actual cuck
>>60705237
>who is lee rigby
>>60705248
So she literally prefers a manlet to you and you're somehow happy about this?
>>60705001
how can he not get out? is he a retard?
MY RUSSIAN FRIENDS WERE BANNED
haha
>>60705248
why cant girls just be forward and tell guys to piss of? shit like this hurts his feelings more than simply telling him youre not interested
>>60705244
No she isn't, Rasheed.
not enjoying any of the game threads on /sp/ so far
very disappointing
>>60705237
Ahh yes
>>60705283
>>60705314
>>60705327
>>60705366
There's no way she's going to stay with him, he's literally the same height as her in this pic haha
it's time .
make a new you, you fucking idiots
>>60705244
its an ugly greasy paki
>>60705374
fuck off normie
>>60705237
spastic paki
>>60705372
crikey I'd spaff on her cheekbones
phwah
>>60705422
whatever helps you sleep at night
>>60705374
NEVER FORGET
>>60705462
she looks like she smells of farts
The man is currently kicking the ball for Germany.
>>60705367
>>60705431
How bent are you lads?
>>60705462
Would absolutely destroy
>>60705505
>drinking from mason jars
no thanks
>>60705422
simpleton
>>60705237
Remember the muslims who beheaded a British army man in the streets? I sure do.
>>60705418
If they've raped 1400 here they must have raped millions there.
can still smell her minge on my fingers lads
>>60705523
she looks like the sort of girl who likes public toilet seats for a tenner
>>60705540
thats her piss
Who /TopGear/ here?
>>60705418
>>60705553
>degenerate white slags trade sex for fags and booze
>this is somehow rape
>>60705523
She looks like such a slag, and I love it
>>60705578
dont care
>>60705581
>likes
Bet you're proper embarrassed
CHARLI WILL NEVER BE MINE
>no top gear thread on /tv/
No longer want to watch it
>>60705462
good bod, whack face, personality I imagine to be wank too and waht this lad said
>>60705506
I bet she absolutely reeks
>>60705578
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>>60705553
We have nowhere near the percentage of Muslims that you do
Muslims are less than 2% of the population here
Muslims in UK are over 20% of the population
Reminder that something like the Paris attacks could NEVER happen in America
>>60705665
Dumb pirate frogposter
It's hard being superior.
>>60705657
Fuck off idiot Yank
>>60705582
hnnnngh
>>60705505
depressing
>>60705464
who could ever?
>>60705581
That's the best part
>>60705610
This guy gets it
>>60705665
Lad
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Hollywood_shootout
>>60705705
fuck off normie
>>60704600
I fucking do now.
>tfw I purposely avoid speed dealers
>tfw its my all time fave drug
>tfw my willy shrinks from it
>tfw I put on panties
>tfw 18 hour wank
hnnnng
>>60705665
GgrrRRRRrrrrRRrrRrRrrrRRrrrrrrRRRRrrRrRRRrRr
*explodes*
>>60705657
And yet yours still manage to kill more people, what's the point here?
If it's "Who's getting more fucked by Islamic immigration" it's clearly America seeing as they kill your populace at an incredible rate.
>>60705689
No era penal holandés puto
>>60705657
>Muslims in UK are over 20% of the population
>>60703529
don't wank + go out and socialize like a normie, for one month
I bet you'll get laid
>>60705760
Una vela
>>60705657
>Muslims in UK are over 20% of the population
are you stupid? They're about 5%
>>60705639
must say I feel a bit silly haha
>>60705786
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>>60705587
There is now :^)
>>60704060
ENFP
A blessing and a curse.
>>60705843
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lads
>they think it's all over
>it is now
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Fucking starving mate
ramadan is official british culture
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FOY
