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Lonesome loser edition
cara
very interesting post
was this the english fan that died?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465144588902.webm
In Camden lads
kpop
>>60672903
alone atm but not really upset about it
>>60672908
your waifu is a sket lad
Any more stations worth adding to my radio list?
Don't fucking talk to Poleabitch
>>60672976
More like islamden
got another xanny dissolving sublingually
>>60672775
paris video was great 2bh, I wish I was like him
he is my idol
one of my favs
>>60672815
you have to hypnotize yourself, the mind is malleable
just realize that every retarded looking motherhumper out there thinks he is the center
of the known universe
and if he is intelligent enough to know he isn't
he feels like he is anyway
the same way you wanking in front of your screen is your whole world
/brit/ more like /shit/ lmao
>>60672993
Erm no more like Jamalden you fat yank paki
>>60672997
sounds intriguing
what was it?
>>60673013
i invented this gimmick btw
a candle
>>60672976
same
whereabouts
>>60672965
>>60672977
mental illness
>>60673034
Outside Joe's atm
>>60673040
kill you're self retard
well shit
>>60673040
if kpop is a mental illness then i don't even want to be cured
>>60672952
Which train station? Piccadilly or Victoria? I'm going to Sports direct in the Arndale tomorrow.
>>60672990
GUYS????
>>60673026
Basically a Russian guy travels to a city without a phone, money, food, anything, and he has to survive for like 2-3 days
Along the way loads of interesting stuff happens to him and he meets loads of people and sees cool shit
The Paris new year one is really interesting if you have an hour free to watch it
The first short part is just Paris looking like shit but the rest is great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNtHKA7y3IM (there are english subs)
>>60673026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNtHKA7y3IM
>have to wake up by 10 tomorrow
Wish I was a yank and could just shoot myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SGDHfcZVOg
>Wales win their opening match in their first Euro ever
>England has never won an opening match in a Euro, only achieving draws and losses
>>60673084
>>60673098
pirate scum
>>60673084
You do realise Monarchy doesn't fit in the socialist/communist agenda you love so much lad?
Can't even look at pictures of cute girls anymore.
>don't even have to wake up tomorrow
>>60673112
whys that?
Are Mexicans the niggers of South America?
>>60673108
Let me guess he's an alpha and doesn't a fuck therefore picks up girls easily
Need to train myself to emulate that
wish this euro shite would fuck off
pleb sport for the underclass
pretty blazed ngl
>>60673164
Not really an alpha, just an average guy who is confident
Also the fact that he barely speaks English makes situations much less awkward
Skipping a friend's wedding atm haha
>>60673134
Does tinder work for lesbos these days? Sister used to get shown blokes no matter what her settings were.
>>60673162
bolivians are
>>60673189
>connection error
great
>>60673162
No
Mexican IQ is actually lower
Average African American IQ is 85
Average Mexican is 83
>could feel a lump in my balls
shit
going to check tomorrow in the shower properly
>>60673211
holy shit lel
Really want to kill myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EuzNuQQknY
>>60673134
FONT
>>60673154
going beach
>>60673207
wasn't meant to be a reply ffs
>>60673200
ditched a friends stag night AND wedding
haha
>>60673108
he isn't in paris at the start desu he is near one of our delinquents (arab) filled suburb called saint-denis
which is why he asks about it to those guy on that bridge thing but they can't speak english obviously
>>60673237
idiot, don't reply to him
>>60673162
Nah, the carribbean and north brazil are the niggers of latin america because they are literally niggers.
get pretty furious when i see a qt IRL lads
my sexual frustration is immense
>>60673234
well have fun
>>60673223
i'll check for you now if you want x
>>60673234
>le only the centre of paris is paris!
if I said the same about London then it would be heaven on earth
>>60673238
Waheeey we're good people huh?
>>60673278
No it's okay, all ready for bed
>>60673211
God damn, no wonder Mexico is such a shithole.
>>60673203
ne'er used it meself, just seen that on twitter n was shocked by the resemblance
surely theres a bender option? will learn more from norman points of contact tomoz, doing an actual sleepnow
relevent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue7yhSZfdcw
SE London here, I basically live in a strange mixture of Rio de Janeiro, Accra, and a council estate.
Currently have a tight chest and throat which means I can't really breathe or get to sleep, probably dying.
>>60673117
I was so content with the Wales result
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zCGQV_aJME
night benders
>>60673270
just become a rapist
there will be barriers for your urges in prison
Going bald.
Life ends at balding
>>60673276
won't
>>60673319
night
I just want fatter arms
I just want to be able to wear a t-shirt
>>60673337
the coast is nice desu
are there that many people there this time of year?
>>60673303
Probably. Probably filled with the scary sort of lesbian though.
Slep tite
>>60673102
BBC SCOTLAND
Finally made some progress with a grill lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNK1AqY5OjU
>>60673319
dream of me and cum in your sleep
>>60672903
>Two weeks
Rookie.
;_;
>>60673349
reverse liposuction
>>60673266
Then what insult would you use for your head cutting neighbour?
>mfw there were wank socks on my bedroom floor and my mum told me she threw them in the wash
she didn't say anything but she must have felt the crusty bit
i'm never doing that again
>>60673356
yeah loads of posh english people like you
>hiro changed the space shuttle to some normie shit
why?
>>60673368
unironically wish i was that guy
>>60673307
>Accra
Is there a large Ghanaian population there?
NEVER MIND LOL HAVING A NOSEBLEED
>>60672903
>muh white men are oppressed fallacy
>>60673403
ah I see
Reminder that confidence and personality is directly linked to your face
If you're ugly then you're getting nowhere, improving yourself will just make you look cringy
been learning how to cook, just cooking a few meals a week
i also speak french to myself a lot when i cook.
Doing a be haunted by my past mistakes and unable to sleep
Business idea: start a fire in a coal mine with me in it
>>60673428
Lookism is legit
>>60673444
I love those almost as much as i love your trips
>>60673447
*joins you*
>>60673404
Warrant canary.
>>60673431
>speaking french
what a fag
>>60672903
Had a shit night lads. Not feeling well, will whacking it before I go to sleep help
Gonna do a get shit faced and play Battlefield tonight
*mines some coal*
ahh yes, very good
OK FINE. I FUCKING HATE YANKS
There - I said it. Are you happy now?
>RUSSIA HAD TWO SHOTS ON TARGET IN 90 FUCKING MINUTES
>1 GOAL IN THE 92ND MINUTE
>>60673423
God you are boring.
Business idea: lock all of /brit/ into a mine with no way for them to dig out
Just got back from work lads, how are we all doing?
>>60673483
*burns it*
>>60673487
and apparently they won the match too
>>60673505
Degenerate slut
>>60673505
think theres a lucrative business idea to be found in this
>>60673431
What sort of slop did you squeeze out?
>>60673431
FOB
>>60673492
Not an argument
>>60673522
Nachos made with cheese wizz
doing a watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JauKT22jl_M
business idea: burn coal to get more (You)s
>>60673418
Ghanaian and Nigerian mostly I believe. I just named the first African city that came to mind.
>>60673485
Exceptional post.
didnt realise i had haemo fucking philia
running out of bleeding tissues (little pun there lol)
>>60673515
FOY
>>60673431
le faggót
>>60673557
call an ambulance. I'm not joking
want to commit suicide by smuggling drugs into singapore or malaysia
15 grams of heroin is enough for a mandatory death sentence
thing is how do i make sure it gets through heathrow? condom up the arse?
Business idea: horror movie based on my life
>>60673536
That means nothing to us.
business idea: kill myself
>>60673563
get bumfucked
>>60673577
Eat it all
>>60673577
you'd be on death row for months or even years
>>60673444
Doing a xanax+ZMA+whisky combo with an added valium
will sleep well tonight
>>60673522
roasted squash and a steak that was cooked in a liberal amount of butter with leeks and garlic
>>60673577
just jump onto a motorway lad
>>60673589
Then don't ask
Wish yanks didn't exist
>tfw common core will make an incredibly stupid breed even more stupid
business idea: announce it in /brit/ whenever you do a poo or wank
>>60673599
they don't fuck about there, if you don't appeal you get hanged on the friday after sentencing
>>60673601
dangerous concoction there lad
>>60673577
HOL' UP
you have 15 grams of heroin and are suicidal and your plan is to get arrested and murdered?
you fucking insane lad? eat the pissing dope
>>60673577
seems a bit convoluted
>>60673509
they made England look like shit, which is a win in their eyes
their coach/manager (?) literally has no salary
>>60673577
Just eat the dope, you mong.
>>60673622
>me
>yank
>current eon
nah
you're yanker than i
>>60673622
You shall not pass
>>60673610
Or you could actually tell us what shite you made and stop being such a shitty user, but you are American so I won't hold my breath.
>make tubular post
>no (You)'s
>question my tubularosity
>>60673672
dude
*deploys anti yank measures*
ahh yes, very good
>Xenophobic
>apologist
>ableism
>racist
>any words ending is "ism" or "ist"
Post English world's that have lost their meaning
>>60673656
>>60673660
YANK YANK GO AWAY COME AGAIN ANOTHER DAY
Yanks are getting an absolute battering tonight lads
Side note: earlier I was chatting to an Asian yank from Minnesota who was quite leftist and said that yank was an offensive term and that I shouldn't use it, is that correct?
>>60673672
>tubular
meme shoes
>>60673672
>tubularity
>>60673697
cuckold
business idea: kill suicidal NEETs on /brit/ for a fee
>>60673697
nonecism
nonceist
>>60673608
bit risky, might get a glancing blow spin into some bushes and live as a cripple, or make some poor cunt swerve off the road and kill his family
now crashing the car at 120mph would be plausible
>>60673708
litteral dragon pussy right there
>>60673701
never!
>>60673704
show her the dick
>>60673672
aww im sorry point us to your post so we can give it a 2nd look
>>60673704
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>>60673639
how did they make england look like shit? they had two shots on target in the entire match and were on the back foot for almost the whole of it
*trips over and falls into the yank's big handsome arms*
a-ah yes
Be honest, are some of you disappointed in the British hooligans getting beat by the Russian hooligans? Were you hoping they would put up a better fight?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>60673704
I don't care. You Brits don't even use the term correctly
>>60673744
Nah I ending up kissing some southern bird from around reading.
Fuck birds who are shit craic like the yank
>>60673730
fucking hell
now I realise why people buy Volvo's
>>60673770
because Russia is a shit team
>>60673672
sorry to break it to (You) but if you don't get any (You) (You)r post is shit
bender bitch nigger
>>60673782
adams apple gave it away fella
I kissed a boy last night
>>60673783
FOY
>>60673821
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>>60673782
Hmmmmmmm
>take the "wrong" combination of molecules across a border someone drew randomly hundreds of years ago
>a group of armed apes kidnap you and murder you
>>60673782
HRT on steroids
>>60673770
can't wait till you get knocked out so you'll finally wrap up
>>60673786
well said
>>60673786
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enjoyed the football earlier lads
(You)s are probably worth more than the Zimbabwean dollar
>>60673704
>Yanks are getting an absolute battering tonight lads
not as bad as brits abroad were battered by the russians tonight
>Side note: earlier I was chatting to an Asian yank from Minnesota who was quite leftist and said that yank was an offensive term and that I shouldn't use it, is that correct?
sounds like she was being a bit dramatic.
most people here would barely know what you meant when you said that because we only hear that word in our history classes, i guess it depends on the tone of voice you use it in because usually when we do hear it its in a negative connotation in movies or books rather than in conversation with irl with a friend. those who aren't rednecks more than likely wouldn't be offended
GO AWAY YANKS JUST FUCK OFF TO CUM NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
>>60673780
>British hooligans
Those guys aren't hooligans they're just fans. Hooliganism has died a death here lately, and there are a few thousand people who have their passports removed during tournaments for being involved in hooliganism in the past
>make some idiotic life choices
>you get killed
so unfair desu lads
desu I don't think those faggot ass emasculated british """"""""""""men"""""""""""""""""" ever stood a chance against a common Russian M A N
It's like saying the Middle East ever had a chance against the might of the US
It's just a bitch getting rightfully beaten up by a superior force
>>60673877
chavs are literally the same across europe
>>60673867
Stfu
Should we just give our hooligans back their passports?
We're getting slaughtered in France.. At least make it a more fair fight.
>>60673782
would still fuck her ieven if she were a boy
the orthdox church is so beautiful
>>60673866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV_86Bx5Foc
>>60673827
I'm not a Yank, because I'm a southerner. Only the northerners are Yankees. Us southerners are especially not yanks, because, in fact, many of us are more British than the British. Lots of use are Scottish, who are proud to be Scottish, unlike the Scottish who try to vote for independence. The Scots ruined Scotland. But we here still keep the Celtic blood alive
Singapore has very strict drug laws, and drug trafficking carries a mandatory death penalty — which is applied to everyone, including foreigners. Even if you technically haven't entered Singapore and are merely transiting (eg changing flights without the need to clear passport control and customs) while in possession of drugs, you would still be hanged by the neck until dead on the next Friday after your sentencing (unless sentenced or your appeal against sentence refused on a Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday or if you are a foreigner when your consulate is given at least 7 days notice).
The paranoid might also like to note that in Singapore, it is an offence even to have any drug metabolites in your system, even if they were consumed outside of Singapore. Customs occasionally perform spot urine tests at the airport. In addition, bringing in explosives or firearms without a permit is also a hanging offence in Singapore.
>Should we just give our hooligans back their passports?
>We're getting slaughtered in France.. At least make it a more fair fight.
>>60673867
I like yanks
>>60673838
open caskets are grim
why do the billion year olds insist on seeing the pale, slippery flesh of their loved ones before letting them decay in the ground
Business idea: gather up all Yanks, place them in a black bin liner and leave it in the Thames overnight
>>60673730
my bollocks circled
worth every penny
>>60673907
communists banned the orthodox church and destroyed half of them
why are you so stupid?
>>60673899
would love to see that
Business idea: a trap you can never get out of
>>60673932
I only have white trash bags though
>>60673918
the dead isn't dead until he is out of sight
it's part of the griefing process
>>60673910
>galvanized yankee
imq uite offended by this title 2bh
Does he palm the sharp blade and put a dull lookalike in his gob?
https://youtu.be/6aw30Buv7Ic?t=2m19s
>>60673971
no, he's magic
>>60673869
So you're saying the boys in Marseilles weren't your ultimate power level?
>>60673950
Our actual hooligans would still get utterly destroyed by the Russians..
Hooliganism in the UK is pretty much dead and now the worst you really get is off colour chants and maybe the odd small brawl.
But at least they'd get destroyed on fair terms.
At the moment it seems like a lot of regular fans are getting their shit caved in just for wearing an England shirt.
Business idea: give the Calais refugees some English flags and the French police will be tear gassing them within minutes
>>60673971
he lined his mouth with semen so that the blade woudlnt cut the inside of his mouth
then he bit the tomato in half with his teeth
>>60673970
this is a great song and a great artist
you assheadcoif
*ahem*
*Prepares Didgeridoo*
BRRRRRRRRRRTTRT
Fuck off yank
BRRRTTATRRTTRRR
Fuck off yank
BRRRTTATRRTTRRR
Fuck off yaaaaaank
BEEEEOOOOWEEEEEEEOOOOWOWOWOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWR
>moth
>close window
>gpu temp jumps from 46 to 48
jdimsa
this is the worst defeat in English history side July 4th, 1776.
Business idea: put the sharp blade in my gob
business idea: shut the fuck up with these stupid fucking gimmicks i swear to god every time i come here you lot say the same god damn bullshit over and over again with no actual discussion christ almighty
God bless the Queen
Error adding friend. Please try again.
Slightly drunk
I've had a taste of the normies life and I like it
>>60674012
immense kek desu
this needs to happen
>>60674047
>god damn
FOY
>>60674054
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>>60674040
do me first
>>60674047
Reckon I could kick your head in sonny Jim
>>60674054
where did you go and what happened 2nite
>1000 calories in this one tiny pot of hummus
we bulking now
>>60674087
*throws his bottle at you*
yeeaaahhh fahken get fuked ya pommy cunt
Reminder that fucking Eric dier is the only English player ever to score directly from a free kick in the euros
>>60674076
>>60674099
Went to a few nightclubs, dances with a few qt girls, had some banter
UPDATE: I saw her at the grocery a few minutes ago. I turned the corner into the bread aisle and saw her and immediately ran to the other aisle and hid, I'm pretty sure she thinks I'm stalking her.
Honestly considering pretending I'm gay and "coming out" to her and being her gay friend so I can stay at her house and go through her panties when she's gone, seeing as I don't have a chance in hell to be with her. Cheers
>>60674102
Isn't hummus primarily oil?
>>60674102
> tfw bulking while also getting into Italian cooking
>>60673962
>Trash
FOY
>>60674137
it's like tahini and chickpeas
not sure what tahini is
>>60674112
*French police sprays me when a water cannon*
doing a shanty
*smashes the patriarchy*
>>60674134
lmfao you are pathetic lad, ask her on a date you complete spastic she's not going to like you any more after a few months of behaving like a pathetic mewling betalord
Business idea: water soluble murder weapons for suicide use only
*utters something racist and offensive under his breath*
>>60674188
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>>60674129
i've seen a lot of bender hands in my days but this
simply takes the fruit cake
>>60674167
I can't fucking hear anything lad you'll have to speak up
>>60674134
shut up nerd
test
Please just get rid of yanks
>>60673701
See ya tomorra then cunt ;^)
cunted on this xanny valium combo. can't remember how many xanax i munched but i just floated to the bathroom with my feet not even touching the floor
>>60674210
all true
>>60674230
I didn't watch QT because Big Brother was on, did I miss much?
>>60674230
Could I get a link to this video please?
>>60674229
Fuck off
>For example, Francis argued that Star Trek represents "global democratic capitalism gone galactic." It shows what the "cultural elite" would do if it could turn much of the universe into a totalitarian "federation." He said the show's plots are "transparent allegorical representations of whatever social crisis preoccupies the real cultural elite," such as "racism," "sexism," and "the obsolete customs and sometimes obnoxious beliefs and habits of 20th century man." He argued that the decades-long popularity of the franchise shows the power of this myth.[23]
Makes you think
>>60674237
madman
why don't fingers ever fing?
>>60674218
banter
i dont like the part about throwing the guy up in the air and singing that he'll never walk again but all of the otehr stuff is banter that people will shake their head at and just quietly mumble "boys will be boys" to
>>60674231
I'll let you know when Britain is out so we can have sex on his bed lmao
love daves reaction when he puts the lightbulb in
https://youtu.be/oDEIYflt6IA?t=4m11s
>that daft cunt who didn't think tea had caffeine in it and could keep you up at night
going to change my socks lads the current ones im wearing got a bit wet in the kitchen...
>>60674273
They are satirical tweets.
might have a sleep
>>60674291
wonder if stevie has ever done cocaine
Is it technically gay to fuck a guy who looks like a chick, down to the vag?
Assuming you thought they were a woman
@60674254
yeah decent show
>>60674255
Nice on QT
>>60674230
>>60674254
answer me
yanks are great posters
>>60674335
as long as you keep his face pushed down against the pillow
>>60674335
If it is then fuck it who cares
Heads I go for a night drive
Tails I don't
>>60674335
yeah its super gay
>>60674336
*nige
>>60674336
I don't know what that means :(
>>60672908
She looks like a grubby little bitch
>>60674362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY
good to see that pirates hate yankis
>>60674362
night walks > night drives
yung lean is great
>>60674284
It's a date then.
Hi guys how's it going?
>>60674383
Kek at the thought of a yank saying grubby
okay lads I'm off for the day, going to do my shopping then go for a very healthy jog to meme city and back
take care and god bless x :)
>>60674373
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36497652
>>60674340
It was one of the best QT's in a long time. Utter shit show.
Izzard was fucking awful. So awful that at one point and audience member shouted 'SHUT UP' at him.
He kept asking Farrage why he's against immigrants if his grandparents were immigrants and his wife is an immigrant. Then wouldn't accept his answer. It was so cringe. He thought it was some big 'gotcha!' moment.
Absolutely embarrassing. Well worth a watch.
love and peace will conquer all
Feel dead inside desu
>>60674392
walks are dangerous and difficult in america
>>60672977
>>60672965
>i'm so lonely
>i listen to kpop
coincidence im sure
>>60674362
Night drives are GOAT go on one anyway
Unless you've been drinking
>>60674362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6TzeuxwO7A
>>60674432
Why can't lefties debate without resorting to shouting and mocking?
>>60674414
Oh well, I can't really blame you for your taste in women, especially when this is considered a 7/10 over there
This cool 37 year old chick I've been banging (I'm 23) has invited me to a party tonight that began 3 hours ago where I'd likely meet compatible qt's closer to my age. But I've spent 8+ hours today browsing chans instead.
Currently drinking cheap whiskey straight, seeing if I'll get myself to show up. I wouldn't even consider socializing outside of work without alcohol.
Wish I were a real human bean sometimes, and a real hero.
I need some support
>>60676658
>>60676658
>>60676715
Go and suck on the end of a Colt like the good american't you are.
Alright here's the new thread you useless cunts
>>60677037
>>60677037
>>60677037
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