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lads I got quints and I feel like my post deserves more (You)s can you help me out?
>>>/biz/1300000
>>60677131
nah fuck off
>>60677131
>/biz/
full of rich people or full of poor students wanting to be rich?
ah yes the fucking birds right on time
I was talking to my manage at tesco today
Turns out tesco managers make fucking 80 grand a year
It's not even a big tesco, it's an express
>>60677141
rude
>>60677157
ye exactly
>>60677160
it's utterly fucked when you realise that shit. that 80,000 is like 160,000 AUD hahahah fuck
gf just sent this via encrypted usb and carrier pigeon
>>60677160
Did he tell you that? Fucking kek
>>60677160
was he an area manager?
I watched so much footy today lads
Glorious
>>60677160
ah yes a person used to manage a group of people on barely above minimum wage is paid 80 grand a year? how fucking gullible are you?
>>60677214
Just the store manager of the tesco express
>>60677221
quiet you
>>60677230
it's obvious you're making it up. why persist?
>>60677190
Uhhhhh
>>60677221
m8 the company that runs the trains in my state pays the people selling tickets in the ticket booth 100,000 upfront and gives you the ability to apply for internal promotion up to like 150,000 a year apparently.
>>60677264
100k AUD is like £4000
>>60677275
it's 50k in pound roughly
>>60677264
he's talking about someone who supposedly manages a tesco "express". which is basically a small convenience store. it's ridiculous
>>60676992
Face like a smacked arse
Shave and get rid of the scowl
Easter?
Genuinley feel sorry for yanks having to share a country with niggers. Just watched a video of some nigger "human" trash a petrol station cause her EBT card wouldn't work
THE TIME HAS COME
IT IS WEEKEND AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIUh7D_vu2k
C H O O N
H
O
O
N
Reminder to say no to racism lads
>>60677297
It's also a petrol station
I have to work until midnight tomorrow
>>60677343
either way you're an idiot
Made very aware by this video lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZsjPVLe_a0
Went to /cum/ just now and it's literally expired /brit/ gimmicks
>>60676992
Shave, lift, take care of your skin and do something with your life you miserable sack of shite
>>60677397
hmm makes u think
molyneux tweeted a ben "says the n word a lot because he hates blacks" garrison comic about brexit
https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/741728277044269056?lang=en
howling
>>60677397
>"they may put me in a nuthouse soon"
>last video uploaded 4 months ago
hope she's comfy in there
woiiiiii
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51jTiDx8KDQ
>>60677475
It's amazing how years of memeing Ben Garrison has made him go full /pol/.
Cause I'm no ordinary girl, I'm from a deep blue underworld
>>60677554
He went too far down the rabbit hole
>>60677525
>She
I actually thought it was a guy desu
>>60677554
When your art already looks like what they edit it to be then there's no reason for them to continue
>>60677635
A remarkable transformation. I remember the early days when he was really naive and wanted to sue moot and shit. Now he's 100% /pol/'s man
need a gf lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rziDaP27Muw
Fucking smooth song to be quite honest with you family member
specifically an english gf
>>60677670
I reckon hes doing it for the popularity and getting rich off Alt-right autism desu
doing a roasting to death
>>60677682
reminder that girls fart and their feet smell really weird
not "bad" weird but not what i would have liked
>>60677682
Nah you don't, they're a complete pain in the arse and whatever anyone says, they're expensive to maintain.
what time you lot going to sleep? still awake haha
>>60677726
This is the jam dawg
https://youtu.be/rTlqY9i7Gn4
how does it feel to finger a girls bumhole lads?
Doing a can't get to sleep cos had a nap earlier
winter can't come soon enough
The gf
me n the gf
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1465688662346.webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EMeQGTAlUw
choon
>>60677778
Feels like when a squidgy tight gap. Feels great when it tightly wraps around your finger
>mfw my sister became a Mormon for her husband
>>60677763
This desu >>60677782
>>60677796
i came about 20 minutes ago and my name's actually Winter cause my parents are hippies haha
>>60677778
finger mine and you'll find out ;o)
be quiet lads in trying to sleep
watching fargo
crazy how the black guy is a baddie, seems a bit racist
>>60677747
>>60677760
I had a gf for 5 years but we broke up a little over 2 years ago
>>60677839
FONT
>>60677777
A little too aryan fairy for me but I'll accept the quints
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7REINR7T1c
Watch this and try not to smile
the other gf
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1465691436796.webm
the other poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10462279
http://www.strawpoll.me/10462279
http://www.strawpoll.me/10462279
>>60677880
>Aryan fairy
Wat is?
dis make u mad white bois?
>>60677970
what's the fucking difference you arab twat
>>60677814
my friend's brother knocked up a mormon girl and was forced by her preacher father to marry her in a shotgun wedding and convert to mormonism
shits greasy as hell, all mormons are fucked in the head
>>60677970
>inb4 some yankoid says it wrong
>>60677905
nostalgia'd xD
upvote if this was your childhood!!
can't sleep ffs
>>60677977
Her voice, dummy
>>60677988
kek
can someone wake me up at 10am?
>>60677978
>look mommy I'm cuckposting again, id's funny right!?
>>60678006
ok lad
anuu Cheeki Breeki iv damke
>>60677996
Never heard of her
>>60677988
how do you get forced into marrying someone by their parents
why didn't he just tell them to fuck off
>>60678006
just listen for the bongs lad
>>60677984
syllable stress you lumbering oaf
>>60677984
>you arab twat
Mate he's literally a brit who lives in Spain
>>60678020
they were going to lie and say he assaulted her and take him to jail if he didn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpd_Hdm2CTs
Funky stuff
What the FUCK is going on here lads
>>60677970
The emphasis is on the "chan" that's where the inflection goes
"Four" goes downward
>>60678041
hmm bit fucked innit
>>60678051
Insomniacs and a few weird yanks
>>60678051
not much lad, we're just pretty wavey
*racks you up a line of ket*
>>60678052
that girl just said it weird in that video. Think i've heard moot say it the first way in the poll so guess thats right 2bh
>>60678046
It's not "funky" but it's chill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP25hp-7kUA
>>60678009
I wanted to look at lynda carter's teats and found that picture funny
>>60678079
Hey I'm not weird
Just drunk
can't stop listening to this tune 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51jTiDx8KDQ
this one is dec as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDnhbXjQihw
Fantastic album for anyone looking for something comfy to listen to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SN0ZyE2gyQ
must have drunkenly snored up a storm last night lads
That vid of Bjork's home pornos is hot
>>60678117
Holy shit I haven't heard that tune for years, top drawer stuff
>>60678127
Where you from yank?
>>60678158
California
im repping ROMFORD bruv
Fucking love Bale tbqhwy
>>60678226
best bale coming through
>>60678227
>bl
Wat is?
>>60678215
Oakland? Venice? San Fernando Valley? Be more specific mateyboy
>>60678243
living in cali
i've not heard good things
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HrEpFcjRFG
my room with the window open lads
you think your normies are bad
>>60678250
LA area
>>60678255
Wouldn't live anywhere else desu
North or South
*says yes to racism*
>>60678284
>LA area
LA is pretty big lad, what part?
we're all in here
>>60678234
>>60678234
>>60678234
>>60678331
Yes it is
Why so specific la?
>>60678359
Just so I can get a sense of your general situation. Are you some rich kid from Bel Air, or some twink gigolo living in an apartment on Hollywood Boulevard?
>>60677554
>>60677635
does anyone have any early ben work? the post-/pol/ ben is all I've ever seen
I would just like it to be known by all that I am NOT weird
Thanks for listening
>>60678391
Haha neither
That's the west side fags
I'm chillin in the SGV (San Gabriel Valley)
on a gathering storm comes a tall handsome man with a dusty black coat and red right hhaaannnnddd
Reminder that Sheridan Smith was pretty fit at one point
I just ate an entire pizza and drank a liter of fizzy drink
BIG BLACK COCK
>>60678446
The burbs then
>>60677554
he and molyneux both know their target market well. who else would give them d'nations if they didn't go towards the /pol end of things/? not libertarian bitcoin autists and people with parent problems.
>>60678501
Yeee
It's about a 30 min drive to DTLA when there's no traffic
>>60678237
Based Daemon Jesus Bale
>>60678498
>The BBC says it doesn't comment on it's casting process
Gee I wonder why...
My britbong cousin married a german guy this weekend
>>60678492
Good lad
>>60678522
t. Norman Sanchez
>>60678636
Only half
The other half is Irish
>t. Jesus, the Mexican Boy
>>60678679
Ah I getcha, you must look a bit like Canelo Alvarez then? ;)
australia is an """"""""""island""""""""""
it's closer to being a floating continent in my opinion
>>60678718
Ha
I've got the Aztec nose and brow but I've got white skin and blue eyes
However, I don't burn to a crisp in the sun, I get a bitchen tan
>>60678744
that's actually a matter of some debate already
>>60678744
That's why it's considered one of the five continents you dummy
>>60678744
It's literally just a bizarro version of the UK. I could move there tomorrow and fit in with the locals straight away.
>>60678770
Would
>>60678147
WHERE
Just woke my gf up, she wasn't exactly enthralled with it
>Australia has a higher GDP per capita than America
This bothers me
>>60678818
Don't get excited, it's her Pagan Poetry music video, the sex is extremely filtered but you do see her tits
>>60678808
I wish I could find her name or even the pic without the autistic cuck shit but all my efforts to do so have been for naught
>>60678826
sometimes when I get home from class I give my roommate's bed a shake while he is doing a sleep
he always rolls over and calls me "nigger" or "disrespectful nigger" and goes back to sleep
>>60678863
My gf just told me to fuck off, she's really not impressed woops
>>60678830
Don't worry, a lot of aussies are cash rich but asset poor
>>60677309
It's horrible, basically all white society is structured around avoiding niggers and then pretending that's not what we're doing.
>tfw your city is 40% black
>>60678770
>this is a 10 in burgerland
>>60678938
yeah, it is.
>>60678936
Atlanta?
will you fight in Wales- England?
>>60678938
Definitely
She's fucking smoking hot
Hahha alri lads
>myheritage.com
>ancestry.com
>23andme
>there are commercials for these all the time on tv
The memes are too real lads
>>60678961
>bleach blonde
>horrible eyeliner application
>navel piercing
>smoking hot
Please be joking. In England she would be considered a common slag.
>>60678773
where are you from in the UK?
imo the english are the least likely to fit in out of UK states - plenty do, but you have the highest risk of also not fitting in
>>60678986
I'm very attracted to slags
Slutty women really get me going
>>60678986
do you actually think she's not fucking hot? this is what a 10/10 looks like here lad. deal with it. think you're a bit insecure
>>60678954
Atlanta is hardly remarkable for its nig population, pretty much every medium to large city in the South is as bad or worse.
>>60679003
that girl is definitely not a 10 desu
>>60678982
I was watching a Fox Stream during Egyptair and those fucking Ancestry.com ads left me dying from laughter
>I thought we wuz germanz so I literally wore a lederhosen
>Then I found out I was a wop so I fucked my mum
>muh heritage muhfugga
Only in America
AYO WHITE GURL WHERE YO ASS AT??
LMAO
>>60679023
delete this please
>>60678988
What about Calilads?
We have great whites too (1/3 with you and S. Africa)
>>60679009
Where do you live then?
>>60678988
Oxford. English people emigrate to Australia all the time mate.
look at this fucking dog
>>60679062
*LOOKS*
>>60679023
Makes me cringe every time I see them desu
Latest one is some stupid old lady saying "I never knew I was part Native American!" and surrounded by Native American artwork
Shows her genetic pie chart thing and of course it's like 2% Native American 98% European
did a wank and a poo now off to bed
Give me classic footy matches to watch on YouTube lads
Feeling drunk and in the mood for short shorts
>>60679061
yeah, good thing i literally made the point that plenty of the english do fit in here then hey
it's just in my experiences, the english are the most likely to hold australia and australians as inferior and act like the crown gives them some superiority over us. it's obviously not a common opinion, but most UK expats who i've met and found to not fit in very well are those minority english.
>>60679088
I prefer to poo before I wank because I've found that to be the better way to do things
>>60679087
I didn't realise until recently that Val Kilmer has a fair amount of red indian in him. Cameron Diaz too.
If Sanders runs as an independent, Trump will win.
How do we make this happen?
>watching documentary about Hannibal invading Rome
>he's portrayed as black
Looks like "WE WUZ" has spilled over along with "muh huritage"
I'm getting real tired of this shit
>>60679100
>but most UK expats who i've met and found to not fit in very well are those minority english.
Probably the posh cunts who already have rich Aussie relatives.
>>60679101
definitely not. keep the poo in during the wank and shit it a little bit of the way out, then squeeze back in, and repeat. excellent hands free prostate stimulation mid-wank.
>>60679112
Cameron Diaz is Colombian so of course she has lots of Amerindian in her
>>60679130
they could just be autistic or just as unlikeable in england but yeah, it's mainly the english in that category.
the welsh and irish just blend in like they've come from around the block desu
>>60679155
How many Welsh or Irish immigrants do you actually know, because don't know of any
>>60679093
Inter Milan v Barcelona 2010
England v Argentina 2006
Arsenal v Man Utd 2004
Liverpool v West Ham FA Cup Final 2006
Liverpool v Newcastle 1997
Spurs v Man Utd 2002
>>60679036
most people don't care where you come from, as long as you follow australian social etiquette then you'll be fine and get along with 99% of people
but of course
>>60679175
Well I sure as hell won't get bitten by a shark
>>60679145
No I'm talking native North American, Cherokee or something.
>>60679182
I AM THE EGGMAN
>>60679172
i know a few welsh fellas and a couple of irish fellas but even encountering them out and talking to them, they just fit right in. the way they act and every is just so normal for australia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4T6wudImrA
eggman should shave his head bald
Do it for Her lads
>>60679230
Embracing his inner egg would probably be for the best.
>>60679243
My whole family is voting leave, even my foreign gf has decided to vote leave kek
>>60679182
>Mike's Hard Lemonade
No wonder he's such a limp-dicked beta
Gimme your facking wallet and phone or my mate here will do you in
>Tfw even a fucking English vassal state did better than England
yo yo blud blud don't get rude rude rude rude boy boy warning you you you know that i don't normally slew slew slew me that'll be the end of you
>>60679271
you're voting bernie too bro? :D *high fives you* XD
Reminder that the comfy meme came from /sp/. Everyone thinks that /tv/ is the meme factory, but no.
thoughts on this chorus?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuEIqN-c7_k
There is a correlation between generosity and guilt
Bernie Sanders? Isn't he the lad who created the heavily-seasoned, secret recipe chicken that coloured people seem to adore for some reason?
Sunday is bacon sarnie day
>>60679359
that's pork belly, not bacon
My gf is really pissed off lads, she just said "thanks for ruining my sunday lie-in", I'm in proper doghouse mode right now fug
Sayyida Zeinab
rock Damascus
rock Damascus
>>60679395
make her some brekkie
>>60679387
Fuck off Teyshawn, your version of bacon is what we use for party food.
>tfw the banter from /sp/ has calmed down
>>60679408
Nah she never eats breakfast, she's a weirdo Johnny Foreigner.
internet gf hasn't messaged me first in a week
she's been going out with her friends to clubs all week
haha, what a wild girl.
nipping out to icelands, need anything?
>>60679427
breakfast a shit desu
haha fugg lads
just took my pill too early, gonna have to cook bacon eggs extra fast lest i not be able to eat them
Today is my ballbag's last day on earth
>>60679387
>reddit strips
fuck off yank twat
>>60679448
t. Jimmy Wong
>>60679450
You can align the pliers and I'll jump on them if you like x
>not rollerblading
missing out on some fun desu
>>60679472
ta lad
bring a blowtorch and camera
>>60679468
nah idk i've never eaten breakfast but my eating habits are fucking weird
could probably make thailad cum in under 20 seconds if I'm honest
>>60679508
t. Tommy Chang
Watching Gran Torino
Great film
>>60679535
>befriending the immigrants
'no'
lads if remain wins we will get bantered the fuck out of /int/, no Brit will post in weeks
Playing Gran Turismo
Great game
Committing Grand Larceny
Great crime
>>60679518
be NICE
Visiting Gran ma
Great nan.
Visiting Grand Rapids
Great city
ty anon
if dubs I wa nk
>>60679626
fuck off sergei
>>60679556
we can't let this happen
>>60679648
reroll
Let me give you a brief summary of every first-message you'll get from a woman in online dating
>hi
>what's up anon
>hello
>sup sup
>hey!
It's atrocious
>>60679665
rude you piece of shit
>>60679688
no ahoy hoy?
>>60679688
That's because you're supposed to be making the first move you fucking weapon
>>60679688
alri tim
>>60679707
you're doing my fucking nut in. I'd knock you on your arse with a sneeze cunt
still haven't slept
what am i like lol
>>60679721
How'd it go with that chubbo who wasn't worthy?
>>60679721
hey timmy hows tammy haha
>>60679731
I thanked her and she said 'anytime'
>>60679727
can I give you a WANK mate?
She's here from Chicago for vet school
Tempted to tell her FOY
>>60679793
ay bb u gonna need ur skills wen i ruin ur pussy
>>60679781
why would you do that though
>>60679804
oh come on...
>>60679793
she seems alright lad, see how the conversation goes.
Or you could just be really embarrassing like that one guy who pretended to fuck it for (You)s
>>60679828
>saying something embarrassing on tinder
literally who gives a shit: the action desu
>>60679854
then get on it
>>60679864
i'm not good looking enough for tinder desu
>>60679878
And yet you're on it and posted these.
pls
>>60679908
there can be more than one poster under the australian flag you dumb fat fuck
>>60679908
>there is only one australian poster in /brit/
ahhhh yes, very well deduced
>>60679924
thought I was talking to the same lad.
sorry m8
>>60679972
all good m8 we all make mistakes, forgive and forget haha!
pondered over this for many years
Fucking christ how many bloody posts since the last /brit/ post?
>>60680042
16 seconds
SleepyCabin talk about the Angry Birds movie
https://youtu.be/Bkrdrzgs1Uo?t=57m17s
haven't slept a fucking wink
Joanna Newsom is really underrated, lads.
Forgot how good Ys & Have One are.
>>60679688
hey
have to tell you lads, might roll another spliff
>>60680123
A zoot? A jay? A joint? A marijuana cigarillo?
>>60680144
all of the above
>>60679793
She looks hideous
I would tell her FOY
>>60679924
2bh reading the convo it looked like you were the same guy continuing the thread
These must be the Australia social skills I've heard so much of
>>60680244
do NOT be rude to me
starting to realise I'm a failure and every day I do nothing about it makes it harder to turn it around
if i upvote a stickied post on reddit does it actually mean anything>?
Is thailads link broken?
GET YOUR MINGE OUT FOR THE LADS
>>60680038
can you tldr
>>60680469
guy wants to fuck his sister.
>>60680403
seems fine here
>>60680469
It's better if you read it.
hate being 170m tall
>>60680543
you should move to dubai lad and live in that massive skyscraper
>that feeling of regret from not doing anything to turn things around
>that feeling of hopelessness that arises when you actually try to turn things around
>that constant never-ending cycle of emotional agony
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
RING RING PUSSY
>>60680557
i meant 17.0 meters
>>60680578
>wake up
>don't even see a point to getting out of bed
>will die alone
YOU CAN'T LEGISLATE FOR THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1TFHAQrn9g
>>60680660
I can almost sympathise with this man since I too am a Harry Potter lookalike but I am not a liberal cuck either
>>60680660
Does you got the full video mate?
>>60680834
afraid not
jesus
>>60680920
>>60680920
>>60680920
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