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anime edition
cara
animeme
>>60674483
uggo
what went wrong?
SOVIET UNION
PUTOS JHAJAJAJA
kpop
>>60674483
cara is a sket
probably
Hope I die soon.
Hope nige stops yank immigration next
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFCyvrj32Mk
I reckon this is true patrician music
>open my window
>always smells like someone is smoking
literally always
nobody is even smoking outside
why is this??
>>60674520
desu
>>60674533
Stroke
>>60674544
??????
>>60674523
He will he hates immigrants that aren't from Africa/India
w-what would /brit/ do to me? :3
>>60674520
I know how you feel
just watch an hour of vine compilations, you'll feel great at the end of it
>>60674511
Virtually nothing
>>60674558
You're having a stroke call 999 ad get an ambulace before brain damage occurs
town i drove through this morning in rural ontario had union jacks on every other building
(not my picture btw)
>>60674581
>fatty
Stop
>>60674541
i L I T T E R A L L Y live inside that yellow man
>>60674581
succ
>>60674612
somewhat close appearance to britain
>>60674605
I don't smoke/drink
>>60674618
Paki
>>60674616
not fat, cunt
I'm only 215 lbs
>cum home
>find this on your floor
What do
>>60674581
look cuddly desu
>>60674664
>I'm only 215 lbs
>only
I'm 116 lbs
>>60674672
I think i have that textbook
>>60674672
douse it with vodka
set it on fire
leave
claim insurance money for a 100 000 euro fucktoy
>>60674672
source?
>>60674672
Ask him to please leave
>>60674676
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I want my beard back
>>60674689
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
Found a roundtrip flight to Bristol for $400 lads.
Yank here. Never been to Britain. What's it like?
Mad that Oswald Mosley was a thing
Surreal seeing videos of him and his supporters
Jajajajajaja
>>60674736
I'm not giving it back and you can't make me
>>60674748
fuck off we're full
>>60674748
norwegianair?
ukrainian?
>>60674660
the whole area is rolling hills, it looks like britain but with no hedgerowes. i just found all the flags interesting, i mean i see union jacks a lot especially in smaller towns but never that many.
>>60674612
Irishfag
>>60674763
Nigel Farage is Oswald Mosley 2.0 and has even more supporters.
Are you mad about that?
>>60674763
HAHAHA
weird seeing the british isles not KEKEDD into oblivion huh
jajajajaja putos
Ah yes, your typical Englishman in America
>>60674763
Don't be sad it's gone, be happy it happened~
>>60674763
He was such a magnificent orator.
Still holds the world record for largest indoor meeting in history.
It's out (my willy that is)
>>60674780
Icelandic (Wow air)
Boston -> Reykjavik -> Bristol
>>60674672
SOURCE
>>60674793
really fascinated by new world countries
>>60674799
At least the Brits didn't kill Mosley
>>60674797
I think he's saying it's crazy that he existed, not that he's angry about it
I'm gay
>>60674811
how big
>>60674820
bristol is kind of a weird choice though
it's like me going to michigan or something
>>60674841
ignore this, got fraped
almost time for bed i think lads
>>60674866
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>>60674848
Just over 7 inches hard
>>60674811
Lets see
>>60674841
Nice
what does FONT mean?
Pirate scumbags
>>60674876
FONT
>>60674892
FONC
>>60674467
>anime edition
>not karen
what a shit thread
a shitty shitty wank poo poo thread
>>60674901
nice imgur filename redditor
>>60674828
this man is the hero of humanity
the savior of the nazy race
the black knight we deserved but the one who could save us
mosley a shit
I know this is 4chan but are any of you genuinely racist, anti-semitic, islamophobic, misogynist, homophobic etc? Or is it just an online thing that you forget the moment you go into real life?
I'm not bigoted :3
>>60674915
great post
the gf
KHAN'D?
how to clean anus after vigorous anal sex
>>60674932
No, not even slightly
>>60674853
I wouldn't be staying in Bristol. When I travel I stay with host families working for them in exchange for room and board, so I'd take the bus/train to wherever they're located. Ever since I was a kid I've wanted to live in a cottage in the English countryside tb h
>>60674932
half of the people here are gay/muslim
>>60674946
superlike lad
>>60674892
Friend of NastyTerrorists
>>60674947
shit meant to type this into google
senpai, don't FONT me
if you're gonna chat shit, don't FONT me
fall back a likkle bit, don't FONT me
i'm not having it, don't FONT me
>>60674969
>gays and muslims
>people
>>60674932
>racist
no
>anti-semitic
no
>islamophobic
yes
>misogynist
no
>homophobic
no
there's absolutely nothing wrong with hating islam
>>60674467
good thread
>>60674969
rasheed
>>60675001
>>60675006
rorke for days
>>60674969
>half of the people here are gay/muslim
interesting combination to be
>>60674969
all me tbqh
>>60674932
The only people I hate are cis white men
>>60674972
Accidentally hit it earlier :(
>>60674932
>racist, anti-semitic, islamophobic, misogynist, homophobic etc
Racist or anti-semetic is the only real word there. The rest are meme words that have no true meaning
any of you lad realize that life is but a dream
and we only wuz stardust
and shit
>>60674797
Difference is Mosley actually became an MP
>>60675020
this desu
>>60674901
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-qzUzEK7QaE
Hate gays, pakis, muslims, blacks, trannies, lefties but not jews. Is this weird?
>>60675006
I agree but hating random Muslims is wrong in my opinion.
>>60675025
You think it's fine to discriminate against gays, women or Muslims?
>>60675038
do you eat steamed hams in latin america?
>>60675033
How did you learn English?
Was it through school or speak it with your family or something else?
>>60675064
It just means you're bluepilled
Most Muslims are unironically good people. All the ones I know are top lads and lasses.
>>60675052
not an argument
>>60675076
i do not know tbqh
>>60675094
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS ;-;
>>60675064
>Hate gays, pakis, muslims, blacks, trannies, lefties
this is sheer bigotry
>>60675094
just got a stiffy
>>60675094
Wish that was me lol
>>60675071
I don't hate Muslims I just wish they'd go somewhere else or just fucking integrate into society already.
Someone recommended 2 places in particular I should visit in the UK, I cleared my history and I can't seem to remember what they were but it was something like " x Isle" and "Mid highlands" or something. Help /brit/
chebs
Fuck me lads got a report due on the 6th of July and ive not started it yet
>>60675145
JESUS ARMY
>>60675151
She reminds me of this fit Jewish slag I nearly had it away with at uni
>>60675142
most do intergrate, you're just paying more attention to the small amount that don't, it's perception
>>60675145
check the archive
best place is brighton :)
>>60675151
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>>60675151
who's that
>>60674672
give him an antihistamine for that urticaria
>>60675071
>You think it's fine to discriminate against gays, women or Muslims?
When did I say that?
It's perfectly okay (and should be encouraged) to criticize Islam at all times. Calling me an "Islamaphobic" has zero effect on me, since I know stupid people add "phobic" as a suffix when they get their feelings hurt
bissendoop
>>60675195
emmanuel adebayor
>>60675151
looks like a dumb cunt
who's got it all because she has
big chebtits and no self respect
>>60675195
some slag from quebec
>>60674932
Rasheed.
>It's perfectly okay (and should be encouraged) to criticize Islam at all times.
>>60675242
Rasheed on the prowl tonight lads.
Hello, BBC journalist here I was told you could get me in contact wish a Mr Rorke?
We;d like to have an interview with him regarding Brexit
Thank you
>>60675234
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Have you ever loved somebody, /brit/?
>>60675181
>most do intergrate, you're just paying more attention to the small amount that don't, it's perception
Yet that "small amount" does shit like this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Brussels_bombings
and this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/November_2015_Paris_attacks
and this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Copenhagen_shootings
And this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Hebdo_shooting
that's just from one year (January 2015)
>>60675265
all me
>>60675268
myself
>>60675181
>places like Luton exist
>there isn't a problem with integration of Muslims
>>60675273
he's baiting you fucking stupid fat fuck holy shit just end your life
How to get a a cute girl in 5 easy steps:
1. Be good looking (look the part)
2. Be funny and intelligent (sound the part)
3. Wear nice perfume (smell the part)
4. Have good breath (taste the part)
5. Be ripped and have a big cock (feel the part)
This way you stimulate all 5 senses of the female and she will be attracted to you.
>tfw you've become so redpilled that when one of your mates describes someone as being racist you have to just smile and nod as it it's a bad thing
>>60675273
>that's just from one year (January 2015)
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Brussels_bombings
>Yankposting
>>60675212
cheeky cunt
>>60675242
Fuck off Muhammed
see man driving a ______ ____
>>60675265
Right here
>he's baiting you fucking stupid fat fuck holy shit just end your life
WORST hiccup of mee"eee life
ic aparently ca'nt stop jhaobng it
thjis is wafilm
à riginal posrt
>>60675273
>>60675286
Good posts. I don't understand how lefties are all for trans and gay rights, yet so passionately stand up for a religion that happily persecutes both of those groups, along with murdering rape victims. My girlfriend has a few """westernised""" Muslim friends, yet they all go on about hating gays and trans people and constantly use """Islamaphobia""" as a cover for their disgusting outlook.
>>60675273
terrorism has no religion
>>60675286
i'm sure most muslims in luton do integrate though, some probably don't
thanks to this thread i've learned more english hehe
the bf
>>60675294
can i just be myself?
>>60675363
Are you suggesting those 5 things aren't naturally you?
FUCKING LOSER
>>60675360
fuck off degenerate
Ffs lads
Just git back from cleaning up thd biggest nosebleef of my life and i spill liquid egg yolk all over my keyboard
Fetched alcy wipes and prised the keys off and gavr the thing a good old clean but as you can see the damage is already irreversible
Random inputs are made whenever i press a key and most of them make 3 inputs at once
2nd keyboard ive spilled shite over and got this alll over my lovelt cushion too
Can use onscreen but is so much effort; typing VERY fast on phone so 'scuse the typographical errors
Feel like pure shit just want her (keyboard) back
>>60675406
>i spill liquid egg yolk all over my keyboard
u wot
2ch DOT hk/b/src/129402223/14656369255110.webm
:(
>that bit at 0:39 where he's pawing the window
>>60675406
why the fuck were you drinking eggs you spackuler
benders and pakis need to leave this thread
>>60675433
why is 2chan hosted in hong kong
>>60675324
Could you please inform the public why you've been posting flagrantly Islamaphobic views on this website Mr. Rorke?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cza0IY1h6VI
>>60675346
> I don't understand how lefties are all for trans and gay rights, yet so passionately stand up for a religion that happily persecutes both of those groups, along with murdering rape victims
Because what you need to understand is this: helping the "persecuted" (even the people perceived as being persecuted) is the only amount of power these leftist will ever feel in their entire lives. This will sound fedora as fuck: because of our great abundance and freedoms in the West, we are left feeling almost powerless. And, according to philosophy, all a man really desires is power, even just a little bit, to make him satisfied. So, by helping the perceived persecuted, these leftist feel powerful
>>60675453
to prevent the russian authorities from shutting down the website
night
>>60675406
butterfingers
>>60675406
ut z fzggrt
>>60675295
Racism is a real thing, and is bad and should be avoided
liberals =/= leftists
>>60675443
/brit/ is like Britain
We welcome and tolerate people from all backgrounds with open arms.
>>60675487
this
but leftist are liberals majority of the time anyway
>>60675433
wtf i'm upset now
>>60675360
I thought the point of being gay was the wanting to fuck men bit? What's the point if they look and act like girls
Closet heterosexuals
>>60675406
still doing the typing like a retard so we know it's you gimmick
very good
Looking for a brit bf, pls submit your application via a (you)
>>60675524
brit on vacation here
>>60675518
me on the post taking a picture
>>60675516
>t. wanks off to traps but won't admit he's gay
>>60675513
>but leftist are liberals majority of the time anyway
no, they hate the EU and the US proxy wars...and liberals love it
wwwwwww
>>60675518
What's that tattoo on his belly?
>>60675567
finally somebody who gets it
>>60675462
Rasheed.
>>60675518
>these 'hard' fatcunt englanders
are you really that hard if all I have to do is take a few steps back so it'll take you a week just to catch up?
>>60675436
>>60675427
was hungry so whipped up some eggies this afternoon
but was so slimy and orrible i didnt finish, and as i was drafting a reply to a post about the old nosebleed i brushed the cup with my finger and went kasplatto!
in my defence i did have a traumatic experience dislodging blood clots and getting blood all over the bathroom and was probably still shaken upon my return
seven hells this on screen keyboard is tedious
shall be galumphing down ter pc world tomozzo to get a cheap replacement as i CANNOT live like this
>>60675524
Please come and cuddle with me right now
hello
>>60675581
Fred Flintstone
>>60675581
fred flintstone
>>60675608
FUCK OFF YOU AUSSIE CUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
>>60675582
liberals destroyed the USSR...and now they are trying to fuck up russia as well
t. mexican intellectual
>>60675611
Why Fred Flintstone?
>>60675591
you're going to have salmon lel a
gfs gone for 5 weeks lads, wat do
>>60675627
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>>60675622
He's just a big fan
>>60675557
Ah, another racist thug in Herr Farage's party of fear
I'll be covering this in the weeks to come
Thank you for your time Mr. Rorke
>>60675627
haircut
>>60675568
>hasn't updated to windows 10
fogey
accidentally done another wank
>the buf existed until 1994
>>60675672
how done one "accidentally" wank????
sick to death of the insincerity of /brit/
oneitis got a bf... might kill myself
>>60675684
>buf
literally who
>>60675648
shite botnet
won 2 very epic fifa matches today lads, they were both really fun
>>60675624
Haha fuck youre right
Ah well ive been blanding op raw eggies for the past week with no repercussions, surely these eggs from the same box wont have the nasties (salmonella)
>>60675702
upload pics of her
>>60675701
what do you mean my man
fit
>>60675591
>>60675732
hmm very Joycean posts
>>60675738
VERY good post
>>60675738
not an argument
>>60675738
OHJBH
BOTTTH£
WOE?N ARE SHIT YOUR N SPPCOMORD
QHIRBIRD
>>60675746
look at the state of her
inbred cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl2EmwgLsp4
>>60675732
hope they don't x
>>60675754
>joycean
>josie
REALLY
>>60675600
*nuzzles my face into your neck and gently kisses you*
>>60675782
who is Josie
someone skype me
Wish I was an F1 driver lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sOru_p3wNs
Just dropped my phone onto my own face haha feel like such a wally and oww it hurt too
>>60675832
SHOOPED
Quacks of the chon:
How long does it take for food poisoning to become apparent? I consumed these eggwards around 14 hours ago and am currently feeling no ill effects
reckon i got a thick willy
weigh in
>>60675814
shopped
>>60675824
How is this funny?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olRMsoXd4zs
>>60675848
4 hours is cut off
you're fine
>>60675848
a good 2 hours
i'd say you're fine
>>60675792
*falls in love*
>>60675864
FOY
>>60675832
>>60675814
this woman does not browse /brit/
new acronym: FOR
(fuck off racist)
>>60675902
I thought that was Bucks?
>>60675740
>what do you mean
no serious discussion
just posts about wanking etc
>>60675871
ah yes
very imrpeosks,,s
>>60675902
well done sherlock
>>60675912
they literally just found a random picture and assigned it to someone, just like kev and lisicki
One candle
>>60675959
two candle
bars
sukc on me canfdme you idkczarsde
>>60675958
Ah yes
>The symptoms of food poisoning usually begin within one to two days of eating contaminated food, although they may start at any point between a few hours and several weeks later
Balix
My death could come at any time in the next month
>>60675958
It was one of essex's uni birds i believe
Just caught on cos i said i looked simlar
>>60675885
*cushions your fall*
>>60675921
what do you want to discuss then
Faaaaak it's 3, I'll be lucky to rouse early enough to get a new 'board
just shagged a lass up the fanny
>>60676021
is that essex
reeeee
Seriously thinking of cooking some chips but the combination of being tired, slightly drunk and slightly high means I've forgot exactly how to make them.
>>60676047
Aye the gormless fucker
>>60676019
dunno mate
literally anything
>>60676066
>tfw normies can pull weird faces and still be good looking
aojiefskkfvjsdvknscjk
>>60676053
That's the best time to make em lad
It'll be an adventure
and you should live post it
>>60676084
>>60676053
inb4 grease fire
fried an egg and put it in a tortilla with some garlic aioli and black coffee
goes down a treat it does mmmm :)
>>60676107
Ssshhhhhhhhhhhh
Oooo haent staidup for latenightbrit in ages forgot how lovely and quiet it gets
Internet gf is ignoring me again
>>60676143
I remember last summer being up till 6am, it was just 1 post every minute, and mostly yanks
really busy this summer
*leans against wall with inclined cowboy hat and puts thumbs in belt and overwatches all of the sleeping /brits/*
>>60676143
There were two lads having a vocaroo conversation last weekend
Was loads of laughs desu
>>60676157
she's busy, text later
*starts sduccking that strayaaé cunt off with n osjhaleùmme*
every runt that exists without my knowing exists without my consent
Goin sleepys for real this time xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
wish my acne would go, and also my beard fill out
poor genetics 2bhwy
>>60676159
yeah i remember this as well
going to maccies lads
gonna get a large coke and a cheeseburger
Need brit boi in my life
>>60676192
thanks!!!!!!!!!!!
>>60676222
>NSW
welcomeback cunt
>>60676217
Now I fancy one ffs
>>60676217
the cheeseburgers are tiny
i'm skinny but the portions you get inmcdonalds are absolutely tiny
only something like a bigmac might fill you up
>>60676222
Literally me rn
*faint bell tolls outside*
*you all wake momentarily*
shhh it's ok, back to bed children :)
Would love to know the story behind this.
>>60676240
>>60676267
i'm going to be strong and not get it
trying to be less /fat/
>>60676267
>a big mac might fill you
Fuck lad im a stick but even i need a large mcchicken meal with a cheeseburger and then im only 80% full
>>60676282
*sucks the milk of your cock to comfort himself back to sleep*
>>60676310
>im a stick
hope you weren't the cunt giving me diet advice yesterday haha
>>60676310
>>60676267
>large big tasty bacon meal with coke and split 20 nugs with ur mate
usually does me
imagine being this happy
2ch DOT hk/b/src/129449508/14656827532210.webm
>Box of 20 chicken nuggets
>Large fries
>Double cheeseburger
>Chocolate milkshake
>Donut
Ah yes
>>60676279
I would like to be your big spoon :x
>>60676237
How do you know
>>60676368
i used to go on that /int/ chatroom shite and you were there posting bent shite always
>>60676237
>can't see it
>have regionals installed
reee
>All these fatties itt
Just need a Big Mac, small fries and water to fill me up
why do The Gays come out at night?
>>60676368
You don't know how good that sounds ;(
>>60676377
Aww you remember xxo is livechan still up?
NEED a physicist gf
is anyone else embarrassed about how we were completely cucked by the Russians on the field and on the stands? Never felt so ashamed of England since the Rotherham scandle
>>60676421
yeah its still up, never browse it though
>be me
>just now
>have a spot
>go to burst it freehand
>miss a little bit
>not ready yet
>just hurts loads
just end it plz god
>tfw you let a massive fart loose and you can feel it bubble in your pants
'fore i start top lip slappin'
you think me and skepta were born rappin'?
>>60676440
That was a terrible Russian team too
The two CBs had a combined age of 70
There's an extremely qt nurse in the hospital where my granddad is incarcerated. Really want to fuck her.
Any ideas lads?
>>60676501
1. be 8/10 or above
>>60676501
break your legs so when you're in the hospital she'll have to change your diaper
>>60676518
>diaper
FOY
>>60676515
Not sure if I am handsome 2bh.
Posted myself in a faces of /int/ thread the other day; couple of meanies said I looked like a white nigger but a couple of of others said I looked above average.
>>60676518
>>60676520
You lads watching the Canadian GP tomorrow?
>>60676569
no but dads there
>>60676412
I would cherish you, and your boipucci
>>60676442
Same i havent been on that thing since probably the last time you saw me there
*pulls willy off*
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
>open pop
>fizzes up and some spills into my crisps
>>60676581
Nice
>it's a "hung over despite barely drinking" episode
hmmmm
>>60676546
post it again
i promise i'll give good facts
also i'm good looking so i know what im talking about
>>60676685
Hate those episodes
>tfw u snapchat all yr tinder hoes at 3am but no one's up and u have to jerk it to actual porn
>>60676747
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>>60676863
i'm not up to date with this maymay
Where did all the lads go?
man tht game earlier was bullshit how do you dominate so hard and then not fucking win? it's like england are cursed
>>60676992
Handsome lad, a bit spotty but it happens
It'd help if you didn't have resting bitch face mostly
>>60676992
Mutt/10
>>60676992
Yeah you're a bit above average like a 6.5+ (i might be being a bit harsh)
Nice eye shape, nice lip shape and you shouldn't have a problem with females.
You're no chad however and girls aren't going to be going nuts around you.
Things to improve :-
Shave, you have cringe tier facial hair
Get a haircut, idk which one to suggest but get more shape.
Lighten up, the face you're pull rn is mong tier, you're not a vogue model.
Prolly go to the gym as well.
>>60677168
im not the nurse guy btw
>>60676237
new south GAYles
