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korean pop edition
poo
Shit edition
terrible edition
>>60617159
this was the post you were saving for the new thread?
>>60617128
yea i agree
when money goes fully digital (card and smartphone payments), it will be so much better
also, criminals who deal in cash get BTFO
Charli
>>60617192
yes
Kyary
>tfw no qt pi british bf
Wonder if janny would vote for Brexit
I hate driving.
I always end up REEEing at someone.
>>60617159
excellent post
HAHA
FARAGE JUST GOT REKT
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465507672109.webm
Every time I do a shitpost thread in /tv/ it gets deleting instantly almost
Fucking hell our mods aren't so bad
>>60617195
>also, criminals who deal in cash get BTFO
This is a fairly good point.
*buys bitcoins*
am I the only one who doesn't like physical cash
its clumsy to handle and always gets lost.
>>60617233
had the backing track for this stuck in my head all day ffs
what's it like going to a club lads?
what do you do? is it easy to 'pull' a girl?
please enlighten me
>>60617233
I'd much rather woohoo desu
>>60617233
yooo
wahoo
>>60617160
bona fide islamic scholar right here lads
been watching a pornstar called dolly little
>>60617246
I only carry cash when I'm going to the city
Otherwise I put everything on my card
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING DOG
Got my Labour membership welcome pack today lads
alri thailad
>>60617261
i only pull at bars. i cant dance well enough for clubs
alri
>>60617285
*Votes leave*
>>60617217
I've been in several confrontations with people whilst driving. One old cunt was tailgaiting me to fuck even though i was going 40 in a 30 zone. He pulled up along side me at a light and said he was going to "break my legs". I had a metal bar and he was an old cunt so it's probably good that he didn't do anything or he'd probably have serious brain damage right now
>>60617273
america is a bit different tbf
>>60617285
how is your ramadan going?
>>60617293
oh god
do you HAVE to dance at a club? can't you just stand around and take turns talking to other people?
>>60617272
>never heard of her before
>google her and click first link
>straight into the bin she goes
heh
>>60617322
In what ways?
I thought we were twinsies :(
Got a tenner on France.
>>60617350
don't get it
>>60617261
You wander around, moving awkwardly, struggle to get a drink cause you can never get the bartenders attention and when you can hardly stand have some slag rub up against you
the government has no right to tell me what I can and can not own or what I can and can not put in my body
>>60617385
got a hard on over you
>>60617339
sadly yes, you do have to dance if you want to smash that club slag gash
remember reading a post from a lad on /v/ yonks ago about how he just mimes reload animations from video games and pulls reet good slags in, maybe that'll work for you la
tights lads.
As a Paki living in the UK, I just want to ask, what is up with your women? They have no respect for you and they are always wanting to sleep with us foreigners.
I don't mean to be offensive, but I think you guys need Islam to make you men again.
Ah yes
going to get a pizza and icecream
>>60617405
yea i agree to be honest
i hate drugs though
>>60617189
http://www.boots.com/en/J-Collis-Brownes-Mixture_127729/
Literally morphine on boots, you can legally order this morphine to your house I'm not joking
how do I be less clumsy with cash
>>60617400
>can never get the bartender's attention
bartender here
we avoid serving mongs on purpose because it's fun to watch them :^)
>>60617406
Gay bender cunt
Dog bless Britain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdFzMLZAXEM
>live in Folkestone
>had no idea QT and are Nige were in town
Fucks ache lads
Thinking about getting McD's for lunch/footie lads
Thoughts?
>>60617311
Fuck I hate it when I'm already going heaps fast and cunts are still being imppatient behind me.
I also don't understand road rage. My mate, he gets so fucking angry when people tailgate him yet he does it whenever he can.
Been invited to the pub to watch the france game with the lads
>>60617405
The government has no right to violate the Non-Agression Principle via income tax but you don't seem to care about that do you?
>>60617450
>100ml
How much of this would I need to drink to get fucked up?
>>60617339
Bit hard to have a conversation with the music going
>>60617488
>WE'RE BEING INVADED AND DILUTED
I hate UKIP racists because they're literally the biggest gift to Bremain.
>>60617483
the old/new mix always gets me in London
you see the old Georgian marble with huge glass boxes plonked on top of them
>>60617535
the new is mostly shit though
>>60617459
The bartender's where I go recognize me even though I only go about once or twice a month. They usually talk to me and they've even given me advice when I'm meeting with a girl or whatever.
Talking to bartenders feels normie.
>>60617339
>do you HAVE to dance at a club
you don't HAVE to, but most of the club is taken up by a dancefloor
smoking area is where to go for a chat
>>60617499
Coercion is sometimes good and necessary.
Tax is an example of good coercion, you get to live in a civilised society.
daily reminder you're subhuman if you vote remain
>>60617272
>Height: 4'9½
>the new is mostly shit though
>>60617549
Its not really the new
A lot of Britain was built during the 40s-70s which makes the majority of the country look like dogshit
evening lads
gonna start getting the bevvies down me in a sec
1 bong lads
1 bong
Anyone know where I can download the playlist they use at Tesco?
>>60617597
ask em lad
>>60617597
Yeah the nigger store might have it
>people still think the sun is 93 million miles away
>people still think that they're being spun round at +1000 mph without feeling a thing
>people still think that they're currently travelling through space at 30km per second without feeling a thing
Idiots.
>>60617385
Decent odds on goal 1st half iirc
so crushingly lonely lads
>fe.png
>>60617638
You don't feel it when you're moving in a car, you only feel it when it changes speed or direction
>>60617521
5mg morphine is equal to 30mg codeine so;
20x30=600mg codeine
600mg codeine is a good bit. About two really good doses.
Did a cum in the gf just
Bit bored now
going to a tove lo concert just so i can see a pair of tits
>>60617656
Giroud's been killing it for France over the last 8-9 games
The very tip of my knob is tingling and i'm not aroused almost like a mild stinging, what is it lads?
>>60617521
>equivalent 1.0mg morphine hydrochloride per 5ml
>100ml bottle
>20mg morphine
I guess if you're completely new to opiates an entire bottle would do the trick. 20mg sounds good, but you'll need to up it to 60-100mg pretty quickly if you form a habit.
>>60617638
>flat earthers
im sad and i cant talk about it
Investment idea: Freddos
>>60617728
you got the clap
nigga you ded
>>60617701
>Did a cum in the gf just
>Bit bored now
Doing this would unironically be the greatest moment of my life tho
reminder that flat earthers are shills used to try and discredit believers of other "conspiracy theories"
>>60617689
>You don't feel it when you're moving in a car
Look at this mug. Literally, look at this mug. He's saying that when you're in a car you don't feel it moving. What kind of a person would make such a wild and incredible incorrect statement? Literally a mug. Have a decent look at this mug everyone. Absolute mug.
>>60617730
Is there a limit to how much of this I can buy in store as I know they can impose limits online.
If not I'll just buy a load and use the self checkout
Suck my dick Sershlad! Suck it!!!
might combine ZMA with xanax and booze
>>60617737
I have some friends that unironically think there is a global zionist conspiracy and they make jokes about flat earth but I can't tell if they're actually joking
buzzing on 100ml of h2o + citric acid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TTPGAy5H_E
>you will never be between Lykke Li's thighs
are you guys unco?
>>60617847
trick of the light from the glass sky
>>60617798
the only way to find out is to order some, la
>>60617752
you just did :))
>>60617791
Bloody hell!
You're absolutely right ... What a complete fucking mug he is!
Unbelievable!
>>60617752
Then sing about it
just the bare bones of a name, all rock and ice and storm and abyss. It makes no attempt to sound human. It is atoms and stars. It has the nakedness of the world before the first man – or of the cindered planet after the last.
>>60617777
Bit sad lad
Never had a GF? Prefer the single life for the most part.
>If we hired you, what would you bring to our organisation?
>Well your company needs to have a ratio of men who prefer to put their willies in mens bums to men who prefer womens vaginas that perfectly matches society, and i prefer to put my willy in mens bums
>>60617877
Don't know what this means
>>60617877
Are you manko?
>>60617911
>Never had a GF?
No m8, never even kissed a girl actually, bit sad given that I just turned 27 haha
you can't be neutral on a moving train
>>60617949
Oh my
>>60617949
How have you managed that? Just fucked a lot of opportunities up yeah?
>b-but an american said that his country landed on the moon using a spaceship less technologically advanced than an iphone and said the earth was a spinning ball when they looked at it but couldn't take any photos of it
fuck the queen
>mum told me she never wants to see me again and kicked me out the house
>now she's texting me asking where I am and if I'm coming to dinner
>just ignoring her
>really want to go home and be comfy again but too much pride
Fuck sake lads. Literally sitting in a park wondering where I'm going to sleep tonight
facebook/SPORTbible/videos/vb.338233632988842/1980716888740500/?type=2&theater
watch towards the end with those dancing black men
wish i wasn't an autist and could go out and get pissed like that
>>60617488
I'm the fox of Folkestone
god save the queen
>>60617994
>arguing with your mum and then running away from home
Are you a 13 year old girl?
Lads yous need to get on the lyirca.
Best drug Ive tried and I've tried;
weed
tobacco
alcohol
lyrica
gabepentin
diazepam
lorazepam
3fpm
methiopropamine
5ai
2ai
amt
dmt
5meodalt
bk2cb
1plsd
lsz
lsd
psilocybin
25i
25c
ketamine
mxp
etizolam
flubromazepam
spice
mdma
bkmdma
speed
cocaine
mda
mdai
phenibut
flubromazolam
zopiclone
diclazepam
ethylphenidate
clonazolam
codeine
dph
steroids
dihydrocodein
morphine
kratom
poppy seed tea
mirtazapine
mephedrone
salvia
nootropics
4mmc
2-fa
It feels amazing. It comes in about 2 hours and then you peak at 3. The whole duration is 24 hours, it lasts ages! It feels like you are stoned on weed, with a few diazepam in your belly, a few bumps of ket, a bomb of mdma and a big squirt of liquid morphine on your tongue.
It just feels like a combo of downers,uppers and dissosciatives with some psychdelicness.
>>60617989
the turtle moves, brother
>>60617926
Affirmative action is designed to correct the market's failure to give employment opportunities to those who face discrimination when they otherwise have the same -or even superior- qualifications for employment.
Affirmative action doesn't mean a gay person gets to be a brain surgeon because he's gay but doesn't have the qualifications.
dude weed lmao
>>60617994
Do you have enough money for a hotel or something?
>>60618004
Never heard of ya. You fit?
anyone want to spunk in my arse
>>60618031
that was taken during apollo 8, not 11, gosh it proves nothing
>>60618036
Whered u get it?
Why would anyone in their right mind vote Remain?
![Michael+Collins,+the+astronaut+who+took+this+photo,+is+the+only+human,+alive+or+dead+that+isn't+in+the+frame+of+this+picture,+1969[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/j4qSsDz.jpg "Michael+Collins,+the+astronaut+who+took+this+photo,+is+the+only+human,+alive+or+dead+that+isn't+in+the+frame+of+this+picture,+1969[1]")
>>60617989
The man who took this picture, Michael Collins, is the only human alive or dead that isn't in the picture.
>>60617943
shortened form of uncouth
>>60618081
Stop being a divvy. DNM?
>>60617994
Too many lonely old men in this world with too much pride
>>60618031
>earth is 3 times bigger than the moon
>paddy posts this forgery as evidence
The stereotypes appear to be true, shergar. Brain-dead.
>>60618084
Same with this utter shite.
>>60618033
She kicked me out senpai
>>60618033
>running away
He was kicked out.
>>60617994
Good lad in not answering her and not going home tonight. The only way women learn that their actions have consequences, is for them to actually experience the consequences. Shack up in a hotel overnight or stay at a mate's.
>>60618036
rip this poster, dead in a month
>>60618091
are you ba?
Hello folks, I'd like your opinion: Between Edinburgh and Glasgow which one is preferable to live and work for a 20-something educated laddie?
Sitting near a really qt girl on the bus with big tits and nice fat arse
>>60618132
Should have slapped her and told her to fucking behave.
>>60618091
yeah ... of course that's what it means
Are lads our charming the French birds
>>60618154
Edinburgh all day
>>60618084
what about the people on the other side of the earth
>>60618106
Get prescribed it. They hand it out to anyone just complain about panic attacks and say you tried some of your mates medication and say I think it was called pregabli or something to make it sound like you don't know what the drugs is - then say it really helped and you were having a panic attack and it stopped it
>>60618173
They're such an embarrassment
Christ I fucking hate the underclass.
>>60618173
>don't hit on us, naughty boys
>>60618173
me in the red cap
haha here i am. one of the lads
>>60618036
Fuck off Belfast you junkie
>>60618200
cringed at this post
shave your neckbeard and open the curtains lad
>>60618155
Tell her you like her so much you wrote your friends on the internet about her and show your post.
>>60618208
Hello Chase
>>60618215
Literally who?
you lads MUST leave the EU
please please please please!
BEVS BEVS BEVS
Look at this fucking cat
>>60618082
bremain still the clear favourite on william hill
1.3 for bremain and 3.5 for brexit
6 weeks before scotref, in was 1.12 and out was 5.50
>>60618061
Just a bit of banter m8, I'm from Canterbury. How didn't you hear of this story? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/11359725/Fox-of-Folkestone-Conman-from-Kent-who-modelled-himself-on-Wolf-of-Wall-Street.html
>>60618245
*Leaves the EU*
Would you?
>>60618245
I'll vote leave if you vote trump
>>60618200
>can afford to travel to france to watch a fucking football tournament
>underclass
>>60618254
nice pussy
nice cat too :D
cum on engerlund, smash the russian pakis
p.s. vote leave!
>>60618276
definitley, so qt
shame she turned into an old lizard cunt
>>60618154
edinburgh is the grimmest city on earth
Underclass masterrace 2bh. Get 900 quid bennies a month. Just chill out all day smoking weed and going out with mates to the beach and shit. Ah this is the life.
>>60618282
That's their holiday for the year you silly paki
>>60618276
'no'
wew lads
>>60618306
>>60618306
RASHEED
>>60618219
Nah mate I'm not desperate, I already have a gf. Her tits are really big though, at least an E or F cup and she's clearly wearing an undersized bra
>>60618282
plane tickets aren't expensive and it's just like the underclass runt to spend all of its money on frivolous kickballery than actual goods to advance its life
>>60618319
holy shit it might actually happen
>not enjoying the banterous antics of the lads on tour
rasheed
>>60618319
gonna feel like a right mug if it goes down to 1 vote
i couldn't be arsed to register to vote and i'm a Brexiter lol
>>60618357
too late now anyway you lazy cunt
ded
>>60618319
People are starting to realise that the lefty remain campaigners are shills for the jews
2 bottles of vodka, 3 cartons of orange juice
going to get suitably pissed
>>60618000
Nah not really I MIGHT be able to stay at a friends house who isn't living in his room atm but all hanging in the balance
>>60618143
Yeah mate am done with her not going back with my hat in my hand even if I have to sleep in the fucking streets
>>60618385
hmm yes good lad
Football fans are fucking cunts tbqh.
>>60618383
spoke to my dad about it the other day
he said he's actually starting to feel the swing towards leave
was driving to meet me and on the way there, there were loads of "VOTE LEAVE" banners all along the sides of the motorways and shit, not a single thing for remain
>55 posters in this thread
Lol.Used to be 75+ posters on a friday night in the good ol' days. Have fun with your shitbox with no banterous people left
ummmmmmmmmmm leftists?????????????
>>60618319
>don't knows discounted
worthless
Leave will get minimum 55% of the vote
Fucking hell, lads!!
Have you seen this fucking dog?
Saw a man yesterday outside a restaurant who looked like an older, fatter Danny DeVito.
Then when I walked back the other direction he was inside sat at a table with a black lady who looked like a prostitute.
What does it mean?
Who here /shy remain/?
>>60618456
shadynasty
>>60618448
not a bad cutout
>>60618456
It means you saw me
>>60618425
People are out watching the footy you dick head.
Oh that's your daughter?
i gave her water
>>60618448
What dog?
cats rule dogs drool
Don't care, had sex.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/eu-referendum-poll-brexit-leave-campaign-10-point-lead-remain-boris-johnson-nigel-farage-david-a7075131.html
>BREXIT at 55%
>>60618537
Don't keep your hopes up m8, we'll stay
>>60618487
Thanks I made it
Bit bored at work desu.
Is kickoff 7.45 or 8?
>all this football discussion
absolutely disgusting
they should take the footballers wages and give it to the soldiers, they're the heroes who protect us day and night
>>60618592
7.30
What's the correct word for what americans call "soda"?
>>60618537
>brexit
>>60618623
but then who would kick the balls?
>>60618623
Football players are overpaid as fuck. Always have been always will be.
Get over it.
>>60618644
soda
>>60618644
fizzy drink
lasagna was fucking based lads
yanks really know how to make good food
>>60618537
Put some money down then. £100 on brexit will get you £250 profit.
I'm going to put £400 on bremain, though I am voting out.
>>60618676
nice bait, I read /ck/ too
>>60618623
People shouldn't be fighting for the money
>>60618704
???
>>60618623
have you ever seen a soldier score a 20 yard screamer
that's what a fucking thought
>>60618730
Lasagna is an english invention
>>60618623
should give it to firefighters tbqh
>>60618590
appreciate your skills
now appreciate this
*gapes bp*
rather annoyed about this lack of employment business desu
Business idea: Employment business
who /on the lash/ tonight?
Just ordered a thai takeaway
>>60618901
I've started on the vodka orange in preparation for a big night in with the computer
>black flag of ISIS decapitating the Eiffel Tower
Wow. Good job on the table design, ITV. fucks sake
unironically looking forward to the new deus ex
>>60618927
what you order?
>>60618901
here
>>60618942
dont see it myself
nth for canadian - argie long distance relationships
don't say thai takeaway
don't say thai takeaway
>>60618927
what is thai food like
never had it
>>60618978
good
>>60618947
>Tempura Prawn
>Pad Thai with Choice of, Chicken
>Chilli Basil
Going to stick one of mains in the fridge and have it tomorrow, needed £15+ to get it delivered
>>60618537
>he thinks we'll leave.
Kek. An OUT vote will simply trigger another referendum after re-negotiations with the EU
>>60619009
sounds good desu
>this guy with the JUST haircut on ITV
Meeting up with an old mate I haven't seen in nearly a year tomorrow and I'm so exited desu.
HIT IT FROM THE BACK LIKE A NIGGA BLESSED U
>>60618982
thai takeaway
>>60619010
>angering 50% of the population
ahh yes that will do the government well
>>60619057
thx
any good?
>>60619065
handy for temporarily storing liquids desu
Looking forward to the football lads, I hope France wins
>>60618982
prefer breast meself
>>60619062
I don't know how to describe food desu
its nice though
>>60619084
haha get a load of this comedian lads
tell us your tour dates
>>60619096
ye dw it's ok
may try it sometime
did anyone watch the russian guy in paris
>getting very drunk tonight
>gotta be on a train to go parklife tomorrow
very sensible
>>60618425
Yeah, I miss the days when you got a fedora reply for having a dissenting opinion...
Looking forward to the France lads, I hope football wins
if young metro dont trust u im gon shoot u
>>60619112
Uncle Buck's Chuckle Hut, London - 13th - 21st June
lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jii7veaK-JA
12 bings lads
12 bings
got some errands to run, don't go anywhere, dudes
>>60619062
The referendum isn't legally binding. Furthermore, voting OUT will not actually mean we sever EU ties immediately. Withdrawal from the EU will takes years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCmJLP7RPPg
best powerade?
>>60619212
until???
>>60619234
>huffington post
>shill
>triggered
>Farage
Haha, nice try. Will be skipping this one thank you very much.
>narrated by Maise Williams
What are you doing ESPN?
>>60619196
>Ibiza Bible
>lel
back you normiebook you useless cretin
four days until i get an answer to my application lads
>>60619310
good lads
This reddit flags update is a bit fancy, innit?
>Lidl didn't have my favourite beer/literal only reason to live Fink Brau stocked today
>drive to another Lidl nearby
>not there either
>shitting myself fearing they've discontinued it
this better be some sick joke they're inexplicably playing on me specifically
agua
What happened to the good old gimmick of replying 'GIMMICK' to posts?
>>60619312
dw i'm going out in a sec xx
David Guetta speaking English, France on suicide watch.
>not watch the two lesbians on channel 4 cook food until kick-off
running out of tinnies
going to have to start on the rum
Dear Danelad,
Unfortunately on this occasion we have rejected your application.
However, we are able to offer you a conciliatory choon (see below).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naT1dqMfkXM
regards, application manager
>>60619337
>enjoying finkbrau
lad...
>favourite beer is lidl lager
fucking J U S T
>>60619337
beer is for women
>>60619337
Why don't you drink Harp?
>>60619437
lel fucked the link
rest of the album is pretty shite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez-wGeqphhc
>>60619437
thank you lad, very comfy
>>60619430
just finished the last of a litre bottle of captain that had been sitting around for ages. People keep buying me drink so i have 4 75cl bottles of dark captain, 2 rum miniatures and vodka in a bottle shaped like a skull all untouched.
>tfw born in England but French grandparents
A-Am I mixed race, lads?
>>60619573
Same thing happened's to me tbf
Big fan of the gold captain's
>>60619573
why are they buying you booze doe?
But no it doesn't matter, we can do alot today because shes at work. Lets have a chat about her fat arse, shall we?
>>60619604
you're part frog
so there's some big soccer thing going on this weekend or something?
>>60619663
Copa America mate
sniffed a big line :/
eating frozen pizza from yesterday atm
>>60619450
go back to your piss in a can Tuborg Hans
>>60619496
>being this binary
cissy shitlord pls
>>60619502
cause harp is shit
>>60619740
hope you cooked it
>>60619631
it has to do with pirates, i cant say much more without telling a long rambling story. So people will, if they see rum on special offer or in special bottles or anything to do with pirates, buy it for me as an hilarious gag. The vodka in the crystal skull for instance was buried in my front garden with a treasure map to it posted through the letter box one morning. Jokes on them really, i drink for free.
>>60619758
early you twat
>>60619714
me too
only air though
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING POST
So do we beat Russia?
>>60619890
bellend
faggots
We'd like to love k-pooop though we have never been nor will we ever go there.
