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Why does everyone hate English women so much? We're not that ugly.
korean pop
>>60619720
me in the back
>>60619720
How are most English women any different from Scots, Welsh, and Irish?
>>60619720
3 2 power gap 1 5 4
ready to order?
>>60619720
I love English women.
Do you like American men, ma'am?
Are you being served is the prime example of great british humour
>329 Posters in the Euro Match Thread
What's the point?
>J-pop
>not listening to I-pop
>>60619788
I'll have a pint of fosts m8 *pinches your cheek* No fucking ice ahah
>>60619782
Upvoted
Lad asking about the rum, repost from end of the last bread. It has to do with pirates, i cant say much more without telling a long rambling story. So people will, if they see rum on special offer or in special bottles or anything to do with pirates, buy it for me as an hilarious gag. The vodka in the crystal skull for instance was buried in my front garden with a treasure map to it posted through the letter box one morning. Jokes on them really, i drink for free.
>>60619788
one gf
where to watch euro online? there is only radio on bbc website
>>60619809
proper cancer
brit comfy thread is where it's at
>>60619795
im free
>>60619720
>no "edition" at the end
Gas yourself
>>60619788
Half a hot chicken, piri piri chips, garlic bread, pirinaise, one of those shit lagers, and a large side order of BANTER hehehe ;^)
need to expand my grime collection lads
post recs
new chapter of my japanese comic sometime tonight
no sleep for me hahahahaha
The tournament of the ball kicking men has begun
cgjdfjdududjudtjjrk,ltrfdr
>>60619888
Just listen to Flowdan and delete the rest.
Meme genre for the most part.
>>60619888
>Grime
Kill your self
>>60619880
literally the only lad who realised it was a nandos counter
confirmed cheeky
want to bury my face in the gf's boobies and make a noise like a revving engine
>>60619888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pTPHU2g4Ws
>>60619888
>grime
fuck off you nigger
>>60619855
Yeee
Where you watching from?
quite fucked and not even a pres yet loool
bye xo
WHITE WOMEN
WHAT A CREATION
any streams where i can watch the luckball game?
ngl
REEEEEEEEEEE WHY IS IT SO WARM AT 8PM
>>60620009
>dancing
Utterly alien to me.
>not going out tonight
FUCKING RRRRRREEEEEEE
>>60620060
are you me
>>60620066
Come out with me lad x
>>60620026
because fuck you thats why
>>60619974
so far the frenchman has a big beard, the ref has blown his whistle and the ROU who are playing in yellow have just lost the ball, no they got it back, now the blue man has it.
>>60620066
alri Lee
The great great great great (timesX) grandmother of the good looking British women were raped by vikings, hence their good looks. The skanks, well, not even vikings would rape just anyone, no matter how horny or drunk.
maroon 5 cd still in denmark
>>60620079
where you headed la? Feeling Canavan's myself.
>>60620095
you wot?
Getting my bed ready for the gf
>>60620060
literally no idea what to do when girls pull that around me
>>60619923
>>60619935
>>60619922
true that
ive only heard these from him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Egst7pTuu0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwmUOJR-GwA
>>60619933
thanks bruv
bit too memey for my taste tho
this is the kind i like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3-dMZd-36g
>>60620107
will get right on it
>>60619974
Fuck off yank
>>60620118
>tfw I've adopted absurdly shit dancing as a defence mechanism
They think I'm doing it as a joke but joke's on them because that's just how I dance.
>Reading employee handbook at work
>Section on bullying and harassment
>"Bullying and harassment can include: repeated pressure to attend social gatherings"
My work literally has anti normie rules
Off the post!
Listening to some normie music
filter list
>spain
>swedan
>hong kong
>norway
am I doing good?
>>60620135
thank you
rewatching season 1 of jersey shore
>>60620172
oh, would have topped myself some time ago if I was Lee Mack ngl.
>>60620166
>having a job
>Great
>Britain
Pick one
>>60620178
Why filter Spain?
>>60620172
absolute classic show
always has me howling
>>60620106
From what I hear, and I am the first to admit I am not an expert. But, from what I hear the reason the Vikings came to Britain was because their women longed for longer, darker men and the men needed some real ladies for nights of interesting fun. There are closer places, but they wanted the best available.
>>60620183
have you ever watched geordie shore?
>>60620183
Not many people realise it, but that is now patrician-tier.
>>60620196
GREAT BRITAIN
>>60620196
Great Britain is the name of the island, not the country yank
>>60619720
it's a meme you dip
my fucking car just took off by itself again lads. was gone a whole week the last time. made a 'Mweh-Mwoouuh' sound with the horn as I chased it down the road and all
>I didn't even know it could do that
>>60620236
The one in front is hot
>>60620204
he's a lefty twat that constantly chats shit and baits 24/7, the grime loving pleb.
Really makes you think
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465582228932.webm
>>60620066
nextdoor neighbour I started shagging last night is supposed to be coming round x
drinking a lager can now lads
>>60620271
face looks bad
>>60620259
and people still buy the "electronics make your car safer" meme
>>60620178
Spain and Sweden I get but why hong kong
>>60620281
>drinking beer that expired 146 years ago
Really makes you think
>>60620314
he's a carbon copy of spain
>>60620311
She's disgusted by the smell of fat, sweaty white men
WE'RE GOING TO FUCKIGN DESTROY RUSSIA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
>>60620229
very enjoyable show 2bh
>>60620223
yeah but i couldn't get into it
(charlotte would get it though)
>>60620259
starter mate or one of the starter electronic things depending on how old it is.
>>60620363
when is it?
>>60620363
>english getting cocky based on zero results
like clockwork
>British
>Empire
Pick one
The phrase 'x to the tune of y' annoys me greatly
cant wait to go on holiday to cyprus lads
>>60620396
*The England band starts playing in the background*
alri
Wish we still had good propaganda posters desu
I would like to take this opportunity to express my fondness for /brit/
>>60620428
should get a ferry to israel for the day
>>60620428
get it for cheap la?
>>60620413
I'll take British Empire for $800
>>60620428
it's quite shit desu
>>60620463
why
>>60620469
ye, ive been before and it was lovely last time as well
Lads has anyone got that image of Roy Keane I think talking about Soccer Aid and he says they're lucky in Uganda not to have ITV so they don't have to watch it
>>60620500
pilgrimage to Jerusalem
>>60620462
i'd also like to express my fondness for that particular thread
>>60619786
I think the Celtic traits: curly hair, darker features, green/hazel eyes, are way more naturally attractive but unfortunately wealth overcomes this natural advantage and so the nicest looking girls are from all the posh boring bits around the South. South Western and Northern girls manage to get the worst of both worlds
>>60620516
am not a fedora though
Dude lo-fi house hehe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWwiYNNmg0g
>>60620516
I played CK2 as well
>>60619720
Only two of them are passable, if we don't take into account their voices.
>>60620428
you off to Ayia Napa m8? Soak up the culture.
>>60620550
what a personality
>>60620551
why not
>>60620550
Wew
>>60620500
crazy cheap holidays to spain and greece on sale right now
thinking of going
what's the last album you bought/downloaded and loved /brit/? i'd like inspirarion tbqh.
found this picture
>>60620605
thank me later
i mean i got it years ago but i only recently listened to it properly
*whips it out for a goal kick*
>>60620557
There is literally nothing wrong with lo-fi music
>>60620605
penguin cafe orchestra - penguin cafe orchestra (1981)
>>60620638
>normie memes
fuck off
*strips his kit off in the changing room*
>>60620667
*kick-flips penny board*
>>60620638
me on the right
>>60620579
Do non native speakers like English accents too? Weird desu just thought it was a Yank thing
>>60620584
Ye, going pretty nearby
>>60620591
dunno isnt jerusalem kind of unsafe
>>60620602
go for it, i know greece gets memed on for debt an that but its actually so pretty, try out rhodes
>>60620605
Diiv - Is the is are
tits or gtfo
*bends over to pick the ball up for a throw-in*
sim card has randomly stopped working
strange
quite tipsy
i do ANYTHING when i'm tipsy
especially sexual things hehe
>>60620709
Yahweh protects desu
>>60620605
Made in Heights - Without My Enemy What Would I Do
*hopes a girl texts me to go out for a drink*
Off to watch Wales and England matches with the lass tomorrow lads. Given she's English and I'm Welsh, what's the chances she's not going to be speaking to me next week after heavy gloating?
chewing on a huge toe nail
*grabs a handful while shielding the ball*
>>60620739
Post willy
>>60620762
Girls don't actually care fuck off
>>60620605
BTS - The Most Beautiful Moment in Life, Part 2
getting my daily dose of lindybeige lads
drinking welsh """""""""""""""craft"""""""""""""""" beer
>>60620798
*slices knob off and sends it to you*
as promised
>>60620557
>>60620667
Dance music is proper bent haha
>>60620841
Tiny Rebel is a good brewery desu
*listens to Meme Grab once*
Dude lo-fi house hehe
gf sent me this
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/eu-referendum-poll-brexit-leave-campaign-10-point-lead-remain-boris-johnson-nigel-farage-david-a7075131.html
>>60620846
What a madman
He actually did it
>>60620744
he didnt protect tokyo from that fucking nuke though did he
>The night sky is vanishing, with the Milky Way no longer visible to one third of humanity including 60% of Europeans and nearly 80% of North Americans due to light pollution. (vox.com)
good thing its not heavy pollution then I guess
>>60620823
Sea on uni's football team lad, I think she might like football
>>60620851
Plebeian confirmed.
>>60620857
bingo, what i'm drinking right now (fubar)
Charlotte
*loses his man in the box*
>>60620903
doesn't matter she doesn't
Used to really want a gf lads but now I'm genuinely indifferent to them and wouldn't have one if she offered. Feels good desu, a burden lifted.
>>60620921
she's disgusting
poo wank poo wank poo wank poo wank poo wank
>>60620897
probably because everyone lives in built up areas??
>>60620927
erm, sorry hun but one of those isn't yours
soz x
>>60620895
no chosen people were harmed in the making of this apocalypse
>>60620938
Stop being a dick, Roy Keane
>>60620941
epic for the win!!
>>60620913
Good la
>>60620921
Too much slap desu
>>60620927
something not quite right here...
>>60620938
Aye I'll take your word for it then mate, you two must go back aways
I only date black girls because I hate meeting fathers
>>60620921
>literally pisses herself
>>60620871
Thanks.
>>60620943
beautiful after her weight loss
rate me
anyone seen my orangeade
>>60621012
looking sharp lad
>>60621012
legend/10
>>60620991
that's actually relatively common for girls
Are the vocaroo lads gonna vocaroo tonight?
want my beard back
I look horrible without it
now I know what women without makeup feel like
>>60621012
usually his suits look about 2 sizes too big because they are his dead dads
this one fits quite well
finished 1 bottle of vdoka
what now?
why are continentals incapable of handling the banter?
>>60621012
let down by the shoes iah
>>60621012
You look like every lead male the lead female doesn't want to marry in costume dramas, that later gets cucked by Hugh Grant the stable keeper
Any good apps to download?
I remember when the word chickenpox didn't fill me with immeasurable dread at it's mere utterance
Think i'm an attractive person born in an ugly persons body
Is there a word for that. Where's my social movement?
>>60620921
me staring at the goods
>>60621055
yeah you did say.
>>60621055
Iktf mate shaved mine off last week and literally got IDd today. Hurts your pride
>>60621070
get a bucket
>>60621012
very dashing
been interacting with more people at work and i'm slowly discovering they're all pretty racist
feels quite nice to talk openly about hating pakis and blacks
>>60621075
uhmmm
>>60621012
Jacket looks too long
>>60621092
got measles, chickenpox and mumps when i was a kid desu
immune system is rock hard now
fuck's sake lads I thought I matched with a qt but turns out she is a fucking gremlin
>>60619802
>"English woman"
>McDicks Sign in background uses Russian alphabet
Kill yourself
>>60621164
literal goblin
>>60621143
jews in disguise
>>60621164
fucking hell lol
>>60621164
she looks 12 you fucking nonce
Paul Pogba shared the Open Gates video
Use the ol' bag over the head trick
ah yes
>>60621164
>going 28 miles for sex
think you need to reduce your distance
>>60621164
>45 kilometers away
is that why she's so small?
>>60620605
Illinois. I was very late to the party.
>>60621173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpHy_jO2Spk
English women fucks niggers arabs pakis etc disgusting lot
>>60621236
The wogs start at Calais
>>60621252
wish I was good looking
>>60619720
it's a meme you dip
Fucking Giroud.....
1-9 open another beer
0 i don't
not see the resident mexican today
hope he's ok
18 inch arms lads
>>60621237
I'm going to travel from Leeds to Portsmouth to fuck this escort
Post half time slags
>>60621295
oh would you look at that!
*cracks a fresh one*
hmmm yes quite good
18 inch willy lads
I used to sneak into peoples gardens and say in a whispered tone "Pardon, but I'm in your garden" I'd raise the volume of my voice accordingly until the homeowner hears me and comes to investigate.
Anyone else squeeze the pores on their dick?
>>60621252
that's his mother
going to go boil some rice
>>60621356
yep
France are rubbish
>>60621343
lol
>>60621343
me and my mate used to sneak into gardens and steal clothes off the line in a purely non-sexual way
i remember once i was creeping up and i pulled a pair of undies off a line and when i looked sideways at the window this woman was staring right at me
bolted away and jumped her wall and never did it again
>>60619788
I'll take one cyanide capsule
>>60621362
Hot.
>Gawker Files for Bankruptcy
Lads
>Guinness Blonde American Lager
Literally tastes like shit
Looking for a deal on organic, free-range, grass fed (You)s.
Can anyone help me out?
>>60621261
>I can't explain
>the state that I'm in
>the state of my heart
>he was my best friend
>tfw studied abroad at university of illinois in my third year at uni and coincidentally discovered this album at the same time
>tfw every time I listen to that album I'm reminded of my american gf at the time
>tfw I'll never see her again
>tfw I'll never hear her say my name in her cute midwestern accent again
>tfw we both cried when we said goodbye to each other at the airport, knowing full well we'd never see each other again
>tfw those were the happiest days of my life and I'll doubt I'll ever be as happy again
>tfw every time I reach "Out of Egypt..." on that album I cry
I'm voting remain! And I certainly don't think that migrants have caused more problems than they have solved. I love the fact that people move and travel and mix. If we have problems it is because governments have cut funding to schools and hospitals in order to privatise them. Besides even if what the Brexiters said was true I am happy to share my good fortune with those less fortunate.
>>60621414
seems like a weird idea
>>60621408
good, gawker is cancer
>>60621432
shhhhhhh let it all out
>you now remember playing nervous in secondary school with the school slags
>>60621452
Their IPA is shit too
post more english QT pies
come selecta
gunman (gunman)
>>60621505
i like it 2bh
>>60621408
I AM A REAL AMERICAN
>>60621497
he is though, because an immigrant and a person with those qualifications would apply for the same kind of job
quite a silly banner 2bh
>>60621500
all boys school
>>60621548
WE DID IT BROTHER
whoever wished i hurt myself might be a witch/voodoo master
keep your eyes peeled lads
#ViveLaBantz
who /low test beta/ here
>tiny dick
>wide hips
>gyno
>like tomboys
>shy and retiring
>>60621603
Time to transition lass
>>60621603
pics
>>60621603
is this you?
>>60621524
this blonde girl is dead
>>60621603
>retiring
how old are you?
>>60621603
some
>>60619913
I likewise am aware of the tournament of ball kicking men. It is underway and it seems to be a fine law-abiding gathering of young gents so far, which is pleasing to me.
>>60621426
I have an implant in my arm, it just slowly dispenses (You)s into my bloodstream 24 hours a day.
>>60621634
yeah, dead sexy
>>60620887
I don't care what the polls show. I strongly doubt that vote won't be rigged to keep Britain in the EU. I put nothing past Brussels.
me and me bird
>all these mugs who will never experience the unadulterated joy of splitting your feet over a rail and absolutely annihalating your testicles
you are a: manlet, beta, small penis, wizard
>>60621730
How much is your bird?
>>60621740
1/4
>>60621634
you know I was reading vintage playboy magazines the other day
I was looking and the lewd pictures
then I realised
most of these women are probably dead
killed my boner
need to stick my nose in a hairy twat
Who else here /nottalkedtoasinglehumanbeingtoday/?
>>60621740
>you are a: manlet, beta, small penis, wizard
Go fuck Australia, you generally colony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p4Qwz9DPTI
one of the most arousing videos i've seen as of late
>German soccer team Wolfsburg signed two FIFA esports players back in February, and now we're hearing reports that English Premier League club Manchester United is in talks to pen a deal with a professional Overwatch team.
http://countercurrentnews.com/2016/06/leak-bilderberg-elitist-talk-global-tax-internet-id
>>60621740
ummmmm no, try again sweetie :) x
>>60621730
Pls be my bf
WE'RE ALL CHOIR BOYS AT BEST
>>60621840
>Pls be my bf
I am your bf
>countercurrentnews.com
>>60621740
¼ ain't bad
>>60621603
>lift
>dress well
>get a good haircut
I believe in you.
Tomboys are cute tho
>>60621880
Good lad x
>>60621889
>>60621835
>>60621809
>>60621774
It's a vocaroo you dips
>>60621740
I'm not a wizard for another 8 years. Beta is probably the only one that applies to me and even that's quite iffy.
>>60621888
>>60621888
>>60621888
>>60621888
did a new thread
machines
>>60621831
>countercurrentnews.com
>>60619720
>Why does everyone hate English women so much? We're not that ugly.
yes you are
R8 me
lads
>>60622028
-9/10
>>60621969
haha
you're working and not watching the game
Gawker has filed for bankruptcy
Oh good
>>60622039
>not being able to spot a blatant troll
>UKASMR taking a shit and drunk or something lol
What the hell happened
>>60622070
Normally live in England?
me on the left
>>60622092
chloe was so hot
>>60622028
shitty hair
asmr makes me very aroused
>A judge has ordered us to take down the Hulk Hogan video. We Won't.
>>60622158
>>60622133
>>60622070
explain pls
Kosovo if Serbia!
>>60619746
hmm, I'll just answer as usual,
POP POP
KEU RE YONG POP
>>60622133
>tfw his 6" python did more damage in one night than his 24" pythons could ever manage
>>60622231
Why?
>>60622183
Gawker uploaded Hulk Hogan's sex tape without consent
Judge ordered them to take it down, they refused on journalistic principle
Hogan sued them, won and was awarded $140 million in damages
They appealed, lost and have just filed for bankruptcy as a result
Spain and Manchester United goalkeeper David de Gea has denied a claim reported in a Spanish newspaper that he organised a sex party with prostitutes for teammates in which a woman was made to take part against her will.
"It's all false," de Gea said.
The claims are contained in court papers in a trial against a pornography baron seen by El Diario newspaper.
A witness claims the defendant forced her and another girl into sex with two Under-21 internationals in 2012.
"I am the first one to be surprised by this report. I deny it, it is false and nothing more, it is a lie and false," de Gea told a press conference at Spain's Euro 2016 training base.
>>60622183
Gawker posted a video of The Hulkster having sex. They were told to take it down. They didn't. Hulkster sued them. 140 million later and they're bankrupt.
>>60622039
I swear to fucking god, there will have to be a yank genocide at some point, I damn near clawed my eyes out reading that.....
I had the great displeasure of meeting a yank travelling around the country, the cunt looks at me like a fucking idiot and asks me if I knew his grandmother, you can't make this shit up.
>>60622229
I envy you very much
>>60622263
>>60622183
Also Nick Denton will be personally liable to pay the damages. The judge specifically ordered Nick as an individual to cough up
>>60619720
they're lovely, if they don't do drug
>>60620605
die the nightmare by pat the bunny
>>60619888
lowkey- who said i cant do grime
