vote leave edition
kpop
cant wait to see the look on that old hag merkel's face when the UK leaves
Well that went well
poo
HERE
>>60608833
>>60608833
>>60608833
in here lads
HE
Janny being a wanker again
Wonder if janny would vote Leave
Walked past a girl to get a coffee, walked back the same way and she looked at me and when I noticed her, looked back down and smiled
ah yes
Business idea: Develop an obsession with a camgirl on Chaturbate and spend hundreds of pounds on tipping and buying her videos/used clothes.
Recommend me some apps for my telephone.
I recommend the following: Flightradar24, Geometry Dash, Pocket Casts, Sleep as Android.
>>60611820
He's gone mad with power
admit it: you love us yanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQjh9H-ymK4
tune
how do i develop a sexual relationship with my sister?
>>60614181
Jelly Jump, Smash Hit
MSQRD
Periscope
Nova launcher if you're using a non-nexus phone
charli's lovely chebs desu
>>60614208
This has no gimmick potential if you was wundrin
Back from work lads
>>60614246
>>60614239
Cheers, got Nova Launcher and Periscope (v. comfy app), I'll have a look at the rest
All the best women are from ex-soviet states. FACT.
Enjoy your flabby capitalist slags
@60614260
>walk pass a sign at the car park that say "maximum 6"6
>my head doesn't come anywhere near the bar
why was I born a manlet?
>>60614246
>>60614295
paki minger
Lads, I've just put a screw in the tuna.
Going to install bad company 2 and play the campaign and remember the good old days
>>60614295
good lad
Look at this fucking cat
>>60614322
>only being 6.6 inches
my knob is bigger than you lmao how do u even drive
>Got a text, a missed call and a voicemail
>All from my dentist reminding me about my checkup on Monday
v good
>paki minger
>>60614322
>>60614322
>walk past a sign at the car park that says "maximum 6'7"
>hit my head on it
If I was a yank, I'd sue the cunts because I'm only 6'6".
Less than 26 and a half hours to go lads
We /hype/?
Look at this fucking dog
>>60611430
The fear of life because as soon as we leave that's it lad, the Germunz are gonna follow.
The turks wont though.
Justin Timberlake was good
>>60614398
not really
roy will put out some shit team that includes rooney, smalling, sterling, wilshire and milner
daily reminder: charli is not a paki
*dowses gasoline on myself and lights myself on fire*
VOTE LEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAVEEE
*dies*
Post worst football songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkpz7UGfKAo
>>60614441
GIMME FUEL
GIMME FIRE
GIVE ME LEAVE THAT I DESIRE
>Mr Watson said the "Labour Party is about as united as it possibly can be in asking people to Remain" but added: "The one thing that does concern me is that the polls seem to say that about 40% of Labour supporters don't yet know our position ... There are two weeks to go, we need to get that message out, we need to redouble our efforts."
>And Shadow Business Secretary Angela Eagle urged Labour voters not to use the 23 June referendum to give the Remain-supporting Conservative government a "bloody nose".
This whole situation is putting me off democracy tbqh
>Señorita isn't my favourite JT song
whats the yank version of a rorke
>>60614429
>implying smalling isn't our best centre half right now
Oh fuck off you ABU
>>60614496
Cletus
>>60614334
Why she so greasy lads? She looks like she smells rank
>>60614480
The mid 00s was so bad for this kind of shit
so lads.
talking to a girl right now but going out tonight and I'm predrinking with a horseriding girl of whom I can easily shag. This girl also has big tits and a nice body.
I really want to shag her tbf but as I said, I'm talking to this girl, but nothing will come out of it most likely. If I were to shag, definitely nothing were to come from talking to the other girl.
What do I do/
>>60614496
>A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>60614555
Didn't read this. Fuck you
got a new internet gf
>talking to a girl right now but going out tonight and I'm predrinking with a horseriding girl of whom I can easily shag. This girl also has big tits and a nice body.
>I really want to shag her tbf but as I said, I'm talking to this girl, but nothing will come out of it most likely. If I were to shag, definitely nothing were to come from talking to the other girl.
>>60614480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNLyZ17imyM
What were they thinking?
>get told i'll be contacted with details of interview this week
>hear nothing
>contact them asking whats happening
>hear nothing
no interview Monday after all then
>>60614567
that's AIDS Skrillex, not Carl the Cuck
Trying to learn an English accent to fuck with people irl.
How bad is it?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PZkLX1bk9f
someone here said yesterday only boring people get bored honestly im starting to think he was right
SUCCCC
>>60614636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N95aeSLtA4
Better quality version.
Lisicki is literally the worst mixture of normie and abnormie
>boring mindless leftie drone
>couldn't even manage to shag in his entire first year (how fucking autistic and ugly do you have to be to not manage to shag even ONCE) it's harder to not shag than it is to shag
>>60614656
all over the place/10
t. jf
>>60614625
oh and
>a girl of whom
Thick cunt
>>60614636
>Scotland
lol
>>60614429
>wilshire
STOP WITH THIS MEME
>>60614680
>he actually refers to himself as transgender, not a transvestite.
Fucking sellout, nothing gay about wearing dresses mate, but if you want to be a girl you need yer head sorted.
>>60614555
>what do I do
neck yourself preferably
>>60614555
try walking towards the camera
>>60614695
I'm trying, I think I might be able to fool your standard American but I need a lot of practice.
>>60614730
Fucking too right
>>60614646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzMYcUty6s&feature=youtu.be
pooey lynx lad
>>60614555
Are you and the other girl actually doing anything?
If not, then just fuck horse bird.
>tfw just bought this jacket.
It's Lyle and Scott, but least it's not as fucking pleb as it use to be, and could be worse, could be superdry.
>>60614817
Absolutely nowt wrong with SuperDry you cheeky cunt
this video is one of the best things I have ever watched
>>60614436
Yes she is, Rasheed.
>>60614730
>nothing gay about wearing dresses mate
I want to destroy Germany again
>>60614817
nice jacket, don't wear it like that twat though, wear it undone.
>>60614625
Shag what you can and if the other lass kicks off tell her she was too slow
>>60614760
rather annoyed desu, hoping they'll contact me this weekend since I know they keep weekend hours, or they may have moved the interview date back since the deadline was closer than they usually do
well i'm going to bed lads it's 12:47 AM here
good night /brit/ons
>>60614817
>replying to Lisicki seriously
What are you doing lad?
If you counted all your shoes, how much did they all cost you? I have six pairs, somewhere around £1500
>>60614878
At least you have more time to prepare right?
>>60614844
Everycunt and their maw is wearing superdry these days. I can't step out my door without seeing it.
Good quality gear I'll admit though.
>>60614872
>don't wear it like that twat.
But how will people know I'm a poof who wants to act hard?
>>60614879
fuck off
hello?
>y-you are going to watch the England game at the pub with the lads tomorrow, r-right anon?
>>60614932
Which pair cost the most?
>>60614932
Three pairs
Black shoes - 20 quid
Work boots (not proper workmans boots), but black boots) - 15 quid
Trainers - 20 quid
proper pissed it down today
Very high right now lads.
I can foresee a wank on the cards
hello?
>>60615060
THIS will be the most sensible answer here
>>60615049
>The normies at work are annoyed about the England v Wales game next week being on during the day
>I'm happy because I'll have people to watch it with
;_;
>>60615049
yes obviously
hello?
>>60615049
>what are your plans for the weekend anon?
>I'm going to stay in and watch some tv
>you're not going to the pub with you're mates?
unironically got called a racist in subway today lads
where can i buy used womens underwear
>>60614932
If we're going RRP?
Have about 5 pairs of adidas, 2 fila, a pair of lacoste, a couple pair of chucks, 1 pair of Fred Perrys and a pair of common projects, so about 800.
If we're going by resale, no idea, 30 quid?
So both the lads bailed on me, guess I'm just playing taxi for the misses tonight. Might check out NBA 2k16 since it's free on PS Plus this month
Order pizza or get a £3 one from Co-op?
GOD BLESS HIS SOUL
>>60615139
ebay
>>60615142
Friday night m8, time for a treat
just stop banging on about it
>>60615139
adultwork
>I have six pairs, somewhere around £1500
jay.jpg
>>60615141
>a couple pair
Fuck off Yank
>>60615139
japanese vending machines
how's the fast goin lids?
>>60615176
How are Friday nights on here these days anyway?
>>60615194
I own 2 (couple of) pairs of chuck taylors
How is that in anyway yank?
Saying a couple for the number 2 is fine.
>>60615221
Did I guess right
They are alri I guess
normally watch a film with or without the lads though
>>60615212
pretty slow
You lads know they like sync songs together like a proper DJ on music channels now? It's mental
>>60608849
Does /brit/ watch Peaky Blinders?
Do you root for the police, or the irish?
>tfw use to go out all the time when I was younger
>tfw all my friends never call or text now
>tfw work nights thurs-sunday so never get a chance to get out.
Fuck my life.
>>60615212
had a cheeky bacon sarnie this morning
don't tell Allah
>>60615245
Yeah mate, course, 'the misses' still gives me away
>>60615293
Keep up lad, last one was about the Russians
That duchess though
>you'll never wake her up inside
>>60615241
>couple pair
my government name is reece
fuck the government
>>60615326
>you'll never wake up inside her
2 bongs lads
2 bongs
just realised this girl is 16
fs
>>60615310
I had a cheeky bacon roll this morning too.
I cooked it in the micro because I couldn't be arsed cleaning the frying pan.
Is this what my life has come too.
It tasted alright though.
>>60615386
>vore
worse fetish
>>60615393
Now then now then
>>60615393
alri nonce
>>60615405
When you read "inside her" and you think of vore, instead of p in v, it's time to leave 4chan for a while.
>>60615393
disgusting paedo off yourself
>>60615433
>>60615424
please delete these
>>60615389
>tfw start work at 8
Fucking nightshift fucking with my Euro cup.
>it's a Prince Philip falls asleep at a Royal event episode
So when am I getting my postal vote
>>60615458
Please delete your internet history before the fucking fuzz comes knocking mate
>>60615405
And worst fetish is feet.
>>60615476
right now
*rings doorbell*
>>60615469
he'll be fine
>>60615310
On the blower to the sharia police
Ur goin Jahannam m8
>>60615483
haven't exchanged nudes or even sexual tones yet (or for at least 2 more years) officer
>>60615393
fucking hell you're fucking disgusting bruv
>>60615488
Yuck!
anyone watching that paris video
literally an adventure
>>60615459
Technically I'm at work too
But I work from home ;)
>>60615488
is this feminism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21YJcWdiNfI
massive teenage tune
>>60614938
not too worried about preparing for it desu, they're nice people and they know me from a previous interview so half the work is done
can't wait to watch kante keep things ticking over in midfield later
>>60615488
>skelly on the right
Ew
Are pakis ever right?
>>60615509
There was a show on other day about people spending the night in custody and there was thus Romanian nonce who messaged a 14 year old "I wanna put my cock in your pussy and make you a woman" and a copper had to read it out in an interview haha had me creasing
>>60615587
When it comes to the way they treat woman.
>>60615559
never once seen any of your posts add anything of value to this board
>>60615488
1 has a cracking arse ngl
>>60615568
Except they've cancelled your interview for Monday and you're not getting the job dickhead hahahaha
>>60615636
hypothetically speaking, yeah
>>60615613
t. homosexual
>When it comes to the way they treat woman.
>>60615488
what happened to 3's feet?
>>60615636
to clarify, I was speaking hypothetically
LEAVE THE EU
>>60615386
>>60615405
fuckin hell m8, >>60615450 is right
take some time and re-evaluate your life
>>60615675
Freak accident
She doesn't like to talk about it
drinking some a bottle of mulled wine letf over
from christmas in honour of the Euros
thanks for reading
>>60615653
>>60615670
>>60615675
>can't unsee
>Ian McKellen rejects Brexit: 'If you're gay, you're an internationalist'
ahhh yes
>>60615727
>drinking some a bottle of mulled wine
>some a bottle
Think you've had enough lad haha
>>60615713
Some bellend is outside my house honking his horn for the tart next door.
Fucking cunts, GO TO THE FUCKING DOOR.
>tfw I know for a fact she's shags anybody and this guy probably thinks he's her boo.
>>60615702
Her getting you erect and then getting you to penetrate her while you're asleep is rape.
How is vore fucked up but rape is fine?
>>60615763
plus he would lose a shit ton of money
>tfw my mate had tickets to go to France and got his passport confiscated by police at the airport because he has a previous football disorder offence
these guys are 20 and go to uni in Souther California. do you wish you were them?
>>60614625
>horseriding
she'll lop your willy off at the end m8
>>60615763
stalin was right
>>60615793
normies btfo
>Order something of BRITISH ebay
>1 week later it's not here
>Look up when it's expected to be delivered
>Dispatched from: CHING GHONG PING, CHINA
Why the fuck is this allowed? If I wanted shit from China I'd go on fucking chinese ebay.
>>60615815
the back of that van reminds me of Postman Pat
>>60615820
it literally tells you where they are shipping from underneath you retard
>>60615820
retarded child neck thineself
>>60615820
Did you even check where it was shipping from before you bought it?
>>60615820
need to click the button that says UK only
>>60615763
Stupid poof
this bloody rain lads
do enjoy club slags
would love it if England didn't make it out of group play
>>60615866
>>60615878
They spoof British dispatch addresses.
the blade is on my wrist it makes it cry
>>60615763
>tfw you're gay therefore you MUST be a leftist
Not a fan of this burden bestowed upon me
>>60615763
>further sowing division between your single-digit percent of population in any place and everyone else
Yes, this will not make things difficult for homosexuals.
>>60615797
>University of Spoiled Children
>University of Sucking Cock
>University of Sports Cheaters
>University of Shit Crap
>>60615788
men can't be raped
>>60615908
me too
then woy would get potted
>>60614873
>>60615805
Why are people giving me (You)s when it was Lisicki I quoted
>>60615916
you're letting yourself down, your bf down, and your parents down
can't believe the Euros are already starting tonight
that'll be £99 please
>>60615775
Thanks for the (You) but I'm not sure why you replied to me.
>>60615788
Wake Me Up Inside is a song you mongoloid.
>>60615953
Can't believe the men are going to kick the ball.
>>60615797
>tummy on the middle one
*ushers it out for a goal kick*
>>60615951
>bf
>>60616009
this desu
>>60616006
I quick quote instead of making a new post, it's quicker, but I forget to delete the quote number.
So here, have another (you) for the inconvenience.
>>60615924
take this shit to /cum/
UEFA have just said they will kick all the home nations out if we leave europe
>>60616009
you gay?
>>60615788
you've never been in a loving relationship huh
many people like being woken up to sex with their partner, my ex was one
I also woke up to find that I was fucking her once, we'd gone to bed together naked so clothes weren't a barrier and I'd apparently started fucking her while both of us were asleep - she woke up to me sleepfucking her, then I woke up
I finished the deed (cause who the fuck wouldn't), then explained I'd woken up partway through - she thought it was really cute
get laid mate
Ha ha lads
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465144588902.webm
*makes a pacey run down the left and whips in a teasing ball to the back post*
>>60616037
*uses his experience well*
>>60616059
Congrats on being a rapist, you must be so proud
>>60616083
Woo!
someone post tummy girls
>>60616057
you homophobic? prick
>>60616083
assuming this is the kpop shit
do not click
>>60616083
fool me 34 times, shame on you
>>60616057
this desu >>60616097
bet you're voting leave
>>60616096
you can retroactively remove consent, and retroactively give it desu
stop trying to speak for womyn, you shitlord
>>60616088
>and there's Alan Smith to out Arsenal up 1 nil
>if they score one more the league is theirs
might go for a cheeky meditation before the match
>>60616083
Knew it was going to be this, I only have myself to blame.
>>60616059
t. Sleep racist
*performs a rather agricultural challenge*
I come in peace.
>>60616052
>if we leave europe
Where are they planning on relocating the island too?
>>60614480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjLNw25XLVY
Still makes me crack up.
>>60615792
>plus he would lose a shit ton of money
How?
*puts it into row z*
If in doubt, kick it out lads
>>60616187
Genuinely love Bant and Kek.
>>60615903
good lad
>>60616222
*kicks you out*
Currently listening to Prussian marching songs
>>60616240
What city does thailad live in?
*kicks you in the balls*
>Currently listening to Prussian marching songs
I strongly believe we should remain in and fully engage in Europe. I feel I am a European as much as being British but like to think of myself as a citizen of the world rather than a country. In a digital world how can we be anything else, I have as much in common now with someone from Rwanda as rochdale and it as easy to communicate with both.
>>60616286
I don't know anything about that nonce
>>60616232
wish more photos existed of them at the end of nights desu
>>60616313
Good
>yfw France loses and finishes bottom of the group
craig was one of us
