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vote leave edition
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kpop
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cant wait to see the look on that old hag merkel's face when the UK leaves
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Well that went well
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poo
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HERE
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>>60608833
>>60608833
>>60608833

in here lads
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HE
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Janny being a wanker again
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Wonder if janny would vote Leave
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Walked past a girl to get a coffee, walked back the same way and she looked at me and when I noticed her, looked back down and smiled

ah yes
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Business idea: Develop an obsession with a camgirl on Chaturbate and spend hundreds of pounds on tipping and buying her videos/used clothes.
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Recommend me some apps for my telephone.

I recommend the following: Flightradar24, Geometry Dash, Pocket Casts, Sleep as Android.
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>>60611820
He's gone mad with power
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admit it: you love us yanks
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQjh9H-ymK4

tune
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how do i develop a sexual relationship with my sister?
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>>60614181
Jelly Jump, Smash Hit
MSQRD
Periscope

Nova launcher if you're using a non-nexus phone
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charli's lovely chebs desu
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>>60614208
This has no gimmick potential if you was wundrin
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Back from work lads
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>>60614246
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>>60614239
Cheers, got Nova Launcher and Periscope (v. comfy app), I'll have a look at the rest
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All the best women are from ex-soviet states. FACT.

Enjoy your flabby capitalist slags
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@60614260
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>walk pass a sign at the car park that say "maximum 6"6
>my head doesn't come anywhere near the bar

why was I born a manlet?
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>>60614246
>>60614295
paki minger
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Lads, I've just put a screw in the tuna.
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Going to install bad company 2 and play the campaign and remember the good old days
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>>60614295
good lad
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Look at this fucking cat
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>>60614322
>only being 6.6 inches

my knob is bigger than you lmao how do u even drive
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>Got a text, a missed call and a voicemail
>All from my dentist reminding me about my checkup on Monday
v good
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>paki minger
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>>60614322
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>>60614322
>walk past a sign at the car park that says "maximum 6'7"
>hit my head on it
If I was a yank, I'd sue the cunts because I'm only 6'6".
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Less than 26 and a half hours to go lads
We /hype/?
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Look at this fucking dog
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>>60611430
The fear of life because as soon as we leave that's it lad, the Germunz are gonna follow.
The turks wont though.
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Justin Timberlake was good
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>>60614398
not really

roy will put out some shit team that includes rooney, smalling, sterling, wilshire and milner
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daily reminder: charli is not a paki
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*dowses gasoline on myself and lights myself on fire*

VOTE LEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAVEEE

*dies*
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Post worst football songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkpz7UGfKAo
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>>60614441
GIMME FUEL

GIMME FIRE

GIVE ME LEAVE THAT I DESIRE
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>Mr Watson said the "Labour Party is about as united as it possibly can be in asking people to Remain" but added: "The one thing that does concern me is that the polls seem to say that about 40% of Labour supporters don't yet know our position ... There are two weeks to go, we need to get that message out, we need to redouble our efforts."

>And Shadow Business Secretary Angela Eagle urged Labour voters not to use the 23 June referendum to give the Remain-supporting Conservative government a "bloody nose".

This whole situation is putting me off democracy tbqh
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>Señorita isn't my favourite JT song
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whats the yank version of a rorke
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>>60614429
>implying smalling isn't our best centre half right now
Oh fuck off you ABU
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>>60614496
Cletus
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>>60614334
Why she so greasy lads? She looks like she smells rank
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>>60614480
The mid 00s was so bad for this kind of shit
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so lads.

talking to a girl right now but going out tonight and I'm predrinking with a horseriding girl of whom I can easily shag. This girl also has big tits and a nice body.

I really want to shag her tbf but as I said, I'm talking to this girl, but nothing will come out of it most likely. If I were to shag, definitely nothing were to come from talking to the other girl.

What do I do/
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>>60614496
see>>60614530
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>>60614496
>A FUCKING WHITE MALE
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>>60614555
Didn't read this. Fuck you
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got a new internet gf
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>talking to a girl right now but going out tonight and I'm predrinking with a horseriding girl of whom I can easily shag. This girl also has big tits and a nice body.
>I really want to shag her tbf but as I said, I'm talking to this girl, but nothing will come out of it most likely. If I were to shag, definitely nothing were to come from talking to the other girl.
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>>60614480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNLyZ17imyM

What were they thinking?
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>get told i'll be contacted with details of interview this week
>hear nothing
>contact them asking whats happening
>hear nothing

no interview Monday after all then
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>>60614567
that's AIDS Skrillex, not Carl the Cuck
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Trying to learn an English accent to fuck with people irl.

How bad is it?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PZkLX1bk9f
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someone here said yesterday only boring people get bored honestly im starting to think he was right
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SUCCCC
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>>60614636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N95aeSLtA4

Better quality version.
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Lisicki is literally the worst mixture of normie and abnormie
>boring mindless leftie drone
>couldn't even manage to shag in his entire first year (how fucking autistic and ugly do you have to be to not manage to shag even ONCE) it's harder to not shag than it is to shag
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>>60614656
all over the place/10

t. jf
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>>60614625
oh and

>a girl of whom

Thick cunt
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>>60614636
>Scotland
lol
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>>60614429
>wilshire
STOP WITH THIS MEME
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>>60614680
>he actually refers to himself as transgender, not a transvestite.

Fucking sellout, nothing gay about wearing dresses mate, but if you want to be a girl you need yer head sorted.
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>>60614555
>what do I do

neck yourself preferably
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>>60614555
try walking towards the camera
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>>60614695
I'm trying, I think I might be able to fool your standard American but I need a lot of practice.
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>>60614730
Fucking too right
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>>60614646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzMYcUty6s&feature=youtu.be
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pooey lynx lad
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>>60614555
Are you and the other girl actually doing anything?
If not, then just fuck horse bird.

>tfw just bought this jacket.
It's Lyle and Scott, but least it's not as fucking pleb as it use to be, and could be worse, could be superdry.
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>>60614817
Absolutely nowt wrong with SuperDry you cheeky cunt
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this video is one of the best things I have ever watched
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>>60614436
Yes she is, Rasheed.
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>>60614730
>nothing gay about wearing dresses mate
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I want to destroy Germany again
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>>60614817
nice jacket, don't wear it like that twat though, wear it undone.
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>>60614625
Shag what you can and if the other lass kicks off tell her she was too slow
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>>60614760
rather annoyed desu, hoping they'll contact me this weekend since I know they keep weekend hours, or they may have moved the interview date back since the deadline was closer than they usually do
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well i'm going to bed lads it's 12:47 AM here

good night /brit/ons
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>>60614817
>replying to Lisicki seriously
What are you doing lad?
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If you counted all your shoes, how much did they all cost you? I have six pairs, somewhere around £1500
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>>60614878
At least you have more time to prepare right?
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>>60614844
Everycunt and their maw is wearing superdry these days. I can't step out my door without seeing it.
Good quality gear I'll admit though.
>>60614872
>don't wear it like that twat.
But how will people know I'm a poof who wants to act hard?
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>>60614879
fuck off
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hello?
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>y-you are going to watch the England game at the pub with the lads tomorrow, r-right anon?
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>>60614932
Which pair cost the most?
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>>60614932
Three pairs

Black shoes - 20 quid
Work boots (not proper workmans boots), but black boots) - 15 quid
Trainers - 20 quid
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proper pissed it down today
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Very high right now lads.

I can foresee a wank on the cards
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hello?
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>>60615060
THIS will be the most sensible answer here
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>>60615049
>The normies at work are annoyed about the England v Wales game next week being on during the day
>I'm happy because I'll have people to watch it with
;_;
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>>60615049
yes obviously
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hello?
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>>60615049
>what are your plans for the weekend anon?
>I'm going to stay in and watch some tv
>you're not going to the pub with you're mates?
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unironically got called a racist in subway today lads
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where can i buy used womens underwear
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>>60614932
If we're going RRP?
Have about 5 pairs of adidas, 2 fila, a pair of lacoste, a couple pair of chucks, 1 pair of Fred Perrys and a pair of common projects, so about 800.

If we're going by resale, no idea, 30 quid?
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So both the lads bailed on me, guess I'm just playing taxi for the misses tonight. Might check out NBA 2k16 since it's free on PS Plus this month
Order pizza or get a £3 one from Co-op?
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GOD BLESS HIS SOUL
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>>60615139
ebay
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>>60615142
Friday night m8, time for a treat

just stop banging on about it
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>>60615139
adultwork
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>I have six pairs, somewhere around £1500
jay.jpg
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>>60615141
>a couple pair
Fuck off Yank
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>>60615139

japanese vending machines
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how's the fast goin lids?
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>>60615176
How are Friday nights on here these days anyway?
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>>60615194
I own 2 (couple of) pairs of chuck taylors
How is that in anyway yank?
Saying a couple for the number 2 is fine.
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>>60615221
Did I guess right

They are alri I guess

normally watch a film with or without the lads though
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>>60615212
pretty slow
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You lads know they like sync songs together like a proper DJ on music channels now? It's mental
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>>60608849
Does /brit/ watch Peaky Blinders?

Do you root for the police, or the irish?
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>tfw use to go out all the time when I was younger
>tfw all my friends never call or text now
>tfw work nights thurs-sunday so never get a chance to get out.

Fuck my life.
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>>60615212
had a cheeky bacon sarnie this morning
don't tell Allah
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>>60615245
Yeah mate, course, 'the misses' still gives me away

>>60615293
Keep up lad, last one was about the Russians
That duchess though
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>you'll never wake her up inside
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>>60615241
>couple pair
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my government name is reece
fuck the government
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>>60615326
>you'll never wake up inside her
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2 bongs lads
2 bongs
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just realised this girl is 16

fs
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>>60615310
I had a cheeky bacon roll this morning too.
I cooked it in the micro because I couldn't be arsed cleaning the frying pan.
Is this what my life has come too.
It tasted alright though.
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>>60615386
>vore

worse fetish
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>>60615393
Now then now then
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>>60615393
alri nonce
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>>60615405
When you read "inside her" and you think of vore, instead of p in v, it's time to leave 4chan for a while.
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>>60615393
disgusting paedo off yourself
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>>60615433
>>60615424
please delete these
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>>60615389
>tfw start work at 8
Fucking nightshift fucking with my Euro cup.
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>it's a Prince Philip falls asleep at a Royal event episode
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So when am I getting my postal vote
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>>60615458
Please delete your internet history before the fucking fuzz comes knocking mate
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>>60615405
And worst fetish is feet.
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>>60615476
right now

*rings doorbell*
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>>60615469
he'll be fine
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>>60615310
On the blower to the sharia police
Ur goin Jahannam m8
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>>60615483
haven't exchanged nudes or even sexual tones yet (or for at least 2 more years) officer
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>>60615393
fucking hell you're fucking disgusting bruv
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>>60615488

Yuck!
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anyone watching that paris video

literally an adventure
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>>60615459
Technically I'm at work too
But I work from home ;)
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>>60615488
is this feminism
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21YJcWdiNfI

massive teenage tune
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>>60614938
not too worried about preparing for it desu, they're nice people and they know me from a previous interview so half the work is done
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can't wait to watch kante keep things ticking over in midfield later
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>>60615488
>skelly on the right

Ew
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Are pakis ever right?
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>>60615509
There was a show on other day about people spending the night in custody and there was thus Romanian nonce who messaged a 14 year old "I wanna put my cock in your pussy and make you a woman" and a copper had to read it out in an interview haha had me creasing
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>>60615587
When it comes to the way they treat woman.
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>>60615559
never once seen any of your posts add anything of value to this board
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>>60615488
1 has a cracking arse ngl
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>>60615568
Except they've cancelled your interview for Monday and you're not getting the job dickhead hahahaha
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>>60615636
hypothetically speaking, yeah
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>>60615613
t. homosexual
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>When it comes to the way they treat woman.
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>>60615488
what happened to 3's feet?
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>>60615636
to clarify, I was speaking hypothetically
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LEAVE THE EU
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>>60615386
>>60615405

fuckin hell m8, >>60615450 is right

take some time and re-evaluate your life
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>>60615675
Freak accident
She doesn't like to talk about it
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drinking some a bottle of mulled wine letf over
from christmas in honour of the Euros

thanks for reading
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>>60615653
>>60615670
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>>60615675
>can't unsee
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>Ian McKellen rejects Brexit: 'If you're gay, you're an internationalist'


ahhh yes
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>>60615727
>drinking some a bottle of mulled wine
>some a bottle

Think you've had enough lad haha
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>>60615713
Some bellend is outside my house honking his horn for the tart next door.
Fucking cunts, GO TO THE FUCKING DOOR.
>tfw I know for a fact she's shags anybody and this guy probably thinks he's her boo.
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>>60615702
Her getting you erect and then getting you to penetrate her while you're asleep is rape.

How is vore fucked up but rape is fine?
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>>60615763
plus he would lose a shit ton of money
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>tfw my mate had tickets to go to France and got his passport confiscated by police at the airport because he has a previous football disorder offence
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these guys are 20 and go to uni in Souther California. do you wish you were them?
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>>60614625

>horseriding

she'll lop your willy off at the end m8
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>>60615763
stalin was right
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>>60615740
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>>60615793
normies btfo
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>Order something of BRITISH ebay
>1 week later it's not here
>Look up when it's expected to be delivered
>Dispatched from: CHING GHONG PING, CHINA

Why the fuck is this allowed? If I wanted shit from China I'd go on fucking chinese ebay.
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>>60615815

the back of that van reminds me of Postman Pat
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>>60615820
it literally tells you where they are shipping from underneath you retard
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>>60615820
retarded child neck thineself
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>>60615820
Did you even check where it was shipping from before you bought it?
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>>60615820
need to click the button that says UK only
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>>60615763
Stupid poof
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this bloody rain lads
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do enjoy club slags
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would love it if England didn't make it out of group play
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>>60615866
>>60615878
They spoof British dispatch addresses.
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the blade is on my wrist it makes it cry
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>>60615763
>tfw you're gay therefore you MUST be a leftist

Not a fan of this burden bestowed upon me
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>>60615763
>further sowing division between your single-digit percent of population in any place and everyone else

Yes, this will not make things difficult for homosexuals.
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>>60615797
>University of Spoiled Children
>University of Sucking Cock
>University of Sports Cheaters
>University of Shit Crap
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>>60615788
men can't be raped
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>>60615908
me too

then woy would get potted
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>>60614873
>>60615805
Why are people giving me (You)s when it was Lisicki I quoted
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>>60615916
you're letting yourself down, your bf down, and your parents down
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can't believe the Euros are already starting tonight
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that'll be £99 please
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>>60615775
Thanks for the (You) but I'm not sure why you replied to me.

>>60615788
Wake Me Up Inside is a song you mongoloid.
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>>60615953
Can't believe the men are going to kick the ball.
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>>60615797
>tummy on the middle one
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*ushers it out for a goal kick*
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>>60615951
>bf
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>>60616009
this desu
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>>60616006
I quick quote instead of making a new post, it's quicker, but I forget to delete the quote number.
So here, have another (you) for the inconvenience.
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>>60615924
take this shit to /cum/
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UEFA have just said they will kick all the home nations out if we leave europe
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>>60616009
you gay?
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>>60615788

you've never been in a loving relationship huh

many people like being woken up to sex with their partner, my ex was one

I also woke up to find that I was fucking her once, we'd gone to bed together naked so clothes weren't a barrier and I'd apparently started fucking her while both of us were asleep - she woke up to me sleepfucking her, then I woke up

I finished the deed (cause who the fuck wouldn't), then explained I'd woken up partway through - she thought it was really cute

get laid mate
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Ha ha lads

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465144588902.webm
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*makes a pacey run down the left and whips in a teasing ball to the back post*
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>>60616037

*uses his experience well*
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>>60616059
Congrats on being a rapist, you must be so proud
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>>60616083
Woo!
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someone post tummy girls
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>>60616057
you homophobic? prick
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>>60616083
assuming this is the kpop shit

do not click
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>>60616083
fool me 34 times, shame on you
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>>60616057
this desu >>60616097
bet you're voting leave
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>>60616096
you can retroactively remove consent, and retroactively give it desu

stop trying to speak for womyn, you shitlord
>>
>>60616088
>and there's Alan Smith to out Arsenal up 1 nil
>if they score one more the league is theirs
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might go for a cheeky meditation before the match
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>>60616083
Knew it was going to be this, I only have myself to blame.
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>>60616059
t. Sleep racist
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*performs a rather agricultural challenge*
>>
I come in peace.
>>
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>>60616052
>if we leave europe
Where are they planning on relocating the island too?
>>
>>60614480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjLNw25XLVY

Still makes me crack up.
>>
>>60615792
>plus he would lose a shit ton of money
How?
>>
*puts it into row z*
If in doubt, kick it out lads
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>>60616187
Genuinely love Bant and Kek.
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>>60615903
good lad
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>>60616222
*kicks you out*
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Currently listening to Prussian marching songs
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>>60616240
What city does thailad live in?

*kicks you in the balls*
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>Currently listening to Prussian marching songs
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I strongly believe we should remain in and fully engage in Europe. I feel I am a European as much as being British but like to think of myself as a citizen of the world rather than a country. In a digital world how can we be anything else, I have as much in common now with someone from Rwanda as rochdale and it as easy to communicate with both.
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>>60616286
I don't know anything about that nonce
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>>60616232
wish more photos existed of them at the end of nights desu
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>>60616313
Good
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>yfw France loses and finishes bottom of the group
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craig was one of us
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Woo! Yoohoo!

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465122738166.webm
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>>60616312
try and talk to girls on interpals and see how fucking true that is

braindead most of them

>>60616340
Oh, I thought I was being tortured
>>
>>60615903
>>60616232
>>60616322

grim
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>>60616313
You told me you weren't embarrassed by our relationship.
>>
Which players do you hope die in the inevitable terrorist attacks over Euro 2016? For me:
>Zlatan
>Ronaldo
>Wilshere
>Sterling
>Evra
>de Gea
>Fellaini
>Pepe
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>>60616347
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>>60616349
>you will never be as happy as that hound
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>>60616322
love the legendary KFC slags
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>>60616371
Rooney
>>
Talking to 3 (three) girls right now
>>
As a Muslim, and a son of an immigrant, I would just like to say, what is wrong with English people abroad? Why can't they adapt to local customs? Why are they always causing trouble?

I don't hate English people, just English culture.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36504410

See how we feel, lads?
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>>60616096
>>60616150

her libido was insane and we had a really close connection, I obviously wouldn't have done that if it wasn't ok - we were basically fucking constantly at this point (literally when we woke up, in the shower, after the shower, after class, before bed, middle of the night some days - horny uni kids are a world wonder)

I don't miss her but I do miss the sex
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>>60616226
They're a national treasure and i'll fucking smack anyone that says otherwise.
>>
>>
>>60616349
I need someone/thing to love me
>>
>>60616376
Because muscled ugly people look weird
>>
who actually orders kormas from indian takeaways really?
>>
>>60616356
You've never heard
>what's the capital of Thailand?
>Bangkok
*bangs your cock*
What a deprived childhood you had
>>
>>60616405
That's just lads on tour matey it only lasts a week, we're not gonna move there permanently and make them change like some other shitter people do.
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>>60616363
I was trying to protect you
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>>60616376
you can't just fucking post a picture of yourself as a little kid and say you've made progress

no one is gonna be fucking hench is a little kid
>>
>>60616405
If only we could be more like the religion of peace.
>>
>>60616347

i've never been fat, speak for yourself chubby boy
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>>60616452
my nan
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>>60616405
>As a Muslim, and a son of an immigrant
Get the fuck out of europe you smelly, ugly waste of fucking space
>>
>>60616405
>clashes
They're a bunch of drunk yobs but they're not on the level of even Polish third division hools
>>
>>60616499
gud post patrick
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>>60616499
You taigs are alright sometimes. Still think you should be genocided though, tbqphwy.
>>
>>60616455
ooooh do it again :3
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might have a can of lager beer
>>
imagine being obese
>>
Getting my daily dose of 2grams of lyrica and 120mg codeine

I can't feel my face what are we smoking anyway?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMfPJT4XjAI
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>>60616462
It's FAR too late for that.

Imagine an appropriate reaction picture because cba
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>mass immigration doesn't suppress wages or have any effect on the housing market, schools or the NHS
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>>60616499
Britain is my home, you ginger Paddy cunt.

Stop being racist or I will report you to the Irish police, don't think I'm bluffing, I will.
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Haha ikr
>>
>>60616565
>>
>>60616540
>unironically had a purple tinnie for brekkie

where did it all go so wrong, lads?
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>>60616569
Excuse me, but don't you know the NHS would FAIL without immigrants you bloody racist.
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>walking back from tesco
>cut through the M&S car park
>key all the cars as I walk past
>>
aw yiss some sick lasagna in the oven right now lads

going to get fed real good
>>
will be fucking the fake fleshlight later, probably watching some bree olsen POVs
>>
high as fuck on lyrica and it's pumping me up so took some testorene boosters too and now I am completely bouncing off the walls. Just did 5 sets of 20 push-ups.

abs fucked
>>
>>60616577
You'd think this level of trolling would eventually get tedious, but here we are 8+ years later, going strong.
>>60616588
great, now I have a mermaid fetish.
>>
going out tonight
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>>60616587
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>>60616640
Don't EVER say that about my gf again
>>
>>60616603
Why? Jelly because you're a poorfag who doesn't have a car?
>>
>>60616546
there's a fat girl in work who has to take a lift up single floors and go through one of the doors sideways cause it's slightly narrower been here 2 years and not lost a pound despite the obvious hinderance to her life. mad really.
>>
>MUH SOVEREIGNTY
>UNELECTED BUREAUCRATS
>MUH JERBS

Come the fuck on.
>>
>>60616408
I was joking desu

Had a gf like that once.
Woke up with her fucking me on multiple occasions.
She was the best thing that ever happened to me.

I still miss her
>>
>>60616664
>can unironically afford to drink alcohol that wasn't purchased from a newsagent's bargain bin

LITERALLY fuck off, billionaire.
>>
>>60616664
Here's your night out theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkEXGgdqMz8

You're welcome
>>
>>60616664
what stitch are you wearing
>>
>>60616697
Do you live in Thailand or just visiting?
>>
>>60616669
Not actually her.. *back peddles because gun* Just.. muh mermaids.
>>
POST LIMIT REACHED
>>
one of them just responded 'yeah :|'

dumped
>>
you're bleeding so much i can barely see your face
>>
>>60616724
live
>>60616778
Ehmm... >>60616697
>>
>>60616664
Can i come?
>>
>>60616569
>mass immigration doesn't suppress wages
Immigration does depress wages.
>effect on the housing market, schools or the NHS
Literally just build more you stupid nigger.
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American with the right to vote in your country here. I will be voting leave.
>>
Might apply to work at a sports bar
>>
>>60616778
we've not reached the janny limit yet
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>>60616724
>how new
>>
>>60616717
Not sure he has anything which is a shame
>>
>>60616083
Really wish I had their moves
>>
Are you lads chilling on spee during the game or hanging out here?
>>
a "burqini"

really makes u think lads
>>
>>60616809
Truly our greatest ally.
>>
>>60616724
She's a Thai Britaboo ladyboy.
>>
Takeaway or fish and chips for dinner

feeling a curry desu
>>
>>60616560
>120mg codeine

I remember when I first started taking it. Now I need at least 210mg..
>>
>>60616864
>wants to eat fish and chips or curry
>probably is a Brexiter
This is how deluded UKIP shills are.
>>
Just hung my England flags out the windows for the Euros, anyone else got there's out or you scared of being seen as racist?
Lefty twat of a brother tried to suggest that an England flag shows we're supporting brexit (he's a bremainer) don't even see the logic behind thst, shoulda smashed the cunt in
>>
Pakistani with British citizenship here, I will be voting to stay. :)
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>>60616889
what? why do you have to bring politics into everything

its fucking food
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>>60616858
>doesn't just wear a wet suit
Muslims lads
>>
>>60616864
going to order a curry desu and have the leftovers for a lunch tomorrow
>>
>>60616904
>why do you have to bring politics into everything
cuz this is /brit/
>>
>>60616904
IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR YOU RACIST

Oh wait, India isn't in the EU lol, I'm thick as fuck.
>>
>>60616893
Bought an England flag for my car, and some Muslim lads chucked rocks at my car. ;_;
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>>60616864
Curry mentioned
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>leftover curry for breakfast
>>
>reddit
>twitch

what do we do about people that browse both of these?

>>60616809
good lad
>>
>>60616886
I'm mixing it with 2grams of lyrica I don't want respiratory depression, usually take 350mg codeine
>>
>>60616946
he said lunch

you fucking CUNT
>>
What's the toilet situation like in India?

Have they got their shit together yet?
>>
>>60616937
>some Muslim lads chucked rocks at my car.
How could you tell what religion they were? Did you ask them for their religious beliefs as they chucked the rocks???
>>
>>60616910
Wetsuits are tight and reveal the woman's body impdestly
>>
>>60616943
Bet that seagull wants brexit
>>
how come ITV have such a shitty online video player?
>>
>>60616993
this, the curry munching racist
>>
>>60616896
Real talk, I don't understand wogs that want to remain in the EU. Don't they understand that as soon as we leave our immigration will almost exclusively come from the sub-continent?
>>
>>60616954
Where do you get your codeine?
>>
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>>60616577

>the Irish police
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>>60616997
thailad didn't design it
>>
>>60616980
They were shouting, "this is a Muslim area."
>>
>>60616997
>how come ITV is shitty
ahem
>>
Did Poleaboo shank his dad yesterday or what?
>>
>>60616896
It's like you want to be knocked out by a Pole
>>
>>60617034

sounds legit
>>
>>60616951
reddit is unironically the single best place to find porn on the entire internet la, just subscribe to the good smut subplebbits and never post
>>
>>60616910
Wetsuits are against their religion

Also they make me harder than diamond
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uh oh
>>
>>60617034
Flying an England flag isn't against the laws of Islam as far as I'm aware.
>>
I have a high quality post prepared for the new thread.
>>
>>60617017
You can literally buy bottles of codeine syrup in any independant chemist that isn't boots or lloyds
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>reddit is unironically the single best place
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>>60617087
just post it now you doughnut
>>
>>60616937
If you didn't stop the car and kick off then you're a cuck and don't deserve to rorkepost if you're just gonna lay down and let them take the piss
Fucking hate weak cunts like you
>>
>>60617063

*snuggles my cat*

take that scientists!
>>
>>60617063
so its a cause, not a symptom
>>
am I the only one who doesn't like physical cash

its clumsy to handle and always gets lost
>>
>>60617079
>the laws of Islam
sounds serious
>>
>>60616993
You know nothing of seagulls, desist your lies fool.
>>
new
>>60617134
>>60617134
>>60617134
>>
>>60617079
flying a flag is literally unironically shirk as the concept of a nation state is contradictory and in opposition to the establishment of a caliphate la
>>
>>60617052
Nah he's way too autistic for that
>>
>>60617128
>am I the only one who doesn't like physical cash
probably
I prefer it massively, always work in cash if I can
>>
>>60617118
There was 3 of them, I was on my own.
>>
>>60617089
Really? I've never seen it. Always thought it was An American thing.

Could you link Some?
>>
>>60616910
They're not fashionable
do you even women?
>>
>>60615576
>>60615488
90% sure these are paid models
>>
>>60617172
why's that then
>>
>>60617225
no way
>>
already feeling a bit drunk. bet i end up booking random flights AGAIN
>>
>>60617128
I prefer dealing in cash, keeps me grounded when I'm deciding whether to spend money or not
>>
>>60616405
Because they only care about themselves
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