rarest pepe edition
cara.
korean pop?
Active thread here:
>>60608823
>>60608823
>>60608823
OP spazzed out.
that's odd, i thought you were all in here?
>a US presidential candidate posted the equivalent of "REEE DELETE THIS"
>>60609092
>hello?
>hello?
>hello?
>>60608907
>>60608833
HE'S HERE
janny flexing his muscles
WARDEN
>work in half an hour
>just started pissing it down
>have a bag of weed at the side of me that I can't smoke
>will probably miss the footy if I'm busy
janny's on the warpath
>>60611703
>drinking wine (glassed wine at that) on the street
>>60611703
I want that abortion of a show to crash and burn
Look at this fucking dog.
>>60608833
hello reddiт
FOR ____
>>60611806
and to top it off I've JUST gotten out of the shower and need a shit.
fucking end it
How does it feel your mum probably posts on mumsnet
literally the most insane rainstorm above me now
house sounds like it's going to collapse
>>60611703
critical hit
thinking of starting to drink on the job
To the TT lad who posted in the thread that got deleted.
>>60611580
I was on the island for practice week and the fist day of race week. Saw Michael dunlop smash the lap record on Saturday, he's leagues ahead of the other riders, he had a 20 second lead on Hutchy, who had a 30 second lead on McGuiness. I hope hutchy wins some classes, he's my favourite rider, and he is incredibly talented, but Michael is just smashing everything he enters, he will win more than his uncle Joey did at the rate he's going.
>>60611893
Where do you live?
>>60611885
i'd euthanise her myself if i caught her doing that
this is my favourite news story this week 2bh
dob of teh morgign to u :DDDDD
>>60611703
Should've known it was going to fail
Fucks sake lads, I just had a wank an hour ago now I'm horny again
Been pouring bathtub after bathtub of water on this matey's house to make him think it's raining haha
He probably thinks it's gonna collapse hahaha
tights lads?
Is there a sadder nation than Scotland?
>>60611911
I've had those thoughts before. I worked in a call center though and if I'd fucked someone's account up or they heard me slurring on monitors then I would have been royally fucked.
Kind of wish I had on my last day, though. I didn't care anymore.
>>60611968
me on the top
>>60611922
north wales
>>60611968
Where's ya chin gone love lmfao
You dumb fuck what are you doing here? The other thread was larger than this but Janny deleted it. He clearly wants us to go back to the first one.
>>60608823
>>60611968
absolutely fantastic post
>>60611978
Ireland?
The thing is lad, Scotland isn't that sad.
Were content in our shite.
>>60611983
yeah I'm working in a call centre too
reckon I wouldn't get blasted just a little to perk me up
>>60611703
That's really depressing.
I don't really know anything of Chris Evans, but seeing this gives me an overwhelming feeling of pity.
>>60612000
t.janny
>>60611978
it's a bit sad seeing sturgeon flail around, looking for any reason to hold another referendum
>>60612000
Fuck off retard he would have deleted this one if he wanted us to go back there
i love how one thread gets deleted and we all scatter to these runt threads like rats
>>60612012
That is actually sadder than being sad with shite.
>>60612000
>he clearly wants
>he wants
not doing it
only picture with tights I have lads
quite a qt though
>not doing a work on mandy
>>60611911
I do all the time, the foreman doesn't care because he's drunk too smoking blunts in the van.
Though I'm quitting that job when I go pick up my check this afternoon
>>60612020
He's a multi millionaire who gets paid hundreds of thousands a year for doing a few hours of work a day, I wouldn't feel too sorry for him
>>60612018
I can handle my liquor pretty well, but knowing myself it would have been a slippery slope.
The temptation was almost irresistible because there was a store across the street that sold high ABV beer, could have had two tallboys without batting an eye.
any meme lads?
have a read on /leftypol/
look at this fucking dog
>australian political facebook videos
https://www.fb.com/LiberalPartyAustralia/videos/10154190350157464/
So tolerant
>>60611703
I haven't seen the new season, but it was expected, I feel bad for Chris Evans because he only got the spot because he really likes his cars and was always well recieved on Jezza top gear.
Fifth gear failed, why did they think anything but jezza, hammond and May would work.
>>60612087
Okay then.
I guess he just doesn't give a fuck.
>>60612164
You people spell Labour incorrectly. Makes me livid.
>>60612173
dreamt about being fucked by my m8
feeling odd desu
>>60612158
>>60611868
Hmmm....
>>60612173
Can I see some of the tweets he's done where he experiences traditional white Canadian culture?
>>60612230
>i'm a vegetarian
>>60611920
Dunlop really is destroying it.
Hutchy will always be a wild card though, guy destroys his leg and comes back still a beast.
It's been a good TT and honestly it;'s nice not seeing Guy Martin on every show about the TT this year.
>>60612249
Describe it la
>>60612258
>traditional white Canadian culture
You mean raping Native Canadians and seal clubbing?
the fuck is eddie izzard meant to be
>>60612279
he got fucked by his mate
>>60612279
just him riding me up the arse and then he gave me a reach around
was hot desu
>>60612291
stunning and brave
>>60612310
in gregg's?
>>60612291
a working class labour supporter
doing a feast
>>60612310
Did he invite him over to fuck him?
Did he get raped?
Did he like it?
>>60612258
Canada is literally a fake country, created when Britain was forced to dump a few hardcore cucks (who formed the vast minority of American loyalists) somewhere after the Revolution. Canada has no real identity (DUDE PINEAPPLE PIZZA LMAO) outside of Quebec (which doesn't even want to be a part of Canada). "But that's not fair, Canada has culture!" you say. Very true. The flannel-clad lumberjack, trapping fur and making syrup is a well-known icon world-wide - a QUEBECOIS icon. The only thing close to iconic culture that (Anglo) "Canada" has are the Mounties, and those guys are just gay cowboy police who had to go settle the west because the "Canadians" were too cuckolded and scared to do it themselves. One of Canada's folk heroes is a cop who took away an American cowboy's guns when he tried to go find gold in the Yukon. Can you honestly think of anything more pathetic than that? Great Britain doesn't give a fuck about Canada. Just because you say "Zed" instead of "Zee" doesn't mean they care about you. And why would they? You threw away your British heritage for A FUCKING LEAF and what do you have to show for it? You're a bargain bin America, basically an oversized Vermont. Canada is blessed that they happen to live next to the single most benevolent and peaceful military superpower in Western History. Nobody else would let a pathetic joke like that exist right on their doorstep. And we don't even have to. With NAFTA and the gradual erosion of anything remotely uniquely "Canadian" you're grandchildren will be begging us for annexation. I just hope that my progeny have the good sense to reject it. I wouldn't want this great country bogged down by something as pathetic as """"""""Canada""""""""
Really beginning to hate /brit/. It's been fucking awful recently, like a paki get-together.
>>60612291
Transvestite. Doesn't believe he was born in the wrong body or anything, just likes wearing dresses and nail varnish.
Also possibly an undead as running marathons appears to have killed him and left him emaciated and exuding an unholy aura.
>>60612230
Reminder that the Australian labor party was created before the uk labour party and they copied the name
>>60612258
He gave a heartfelt twit to hockeyfans for the dead guy
>>60612388
no, that just doesn't sound right i'm afraid
got called a paedo while playing in goal for man united lads
lads on gta 5 i'm doing the mission where trevor flies the cargo plane and the 2 jets chase him
i keep being shot down and have no idea what i'm doing wrong
ideas?
![1465538376407[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pr7nkdS.jpg "1465538376407[1].jpg")
Thought I'd try some American cuisine
>>60612374
>tfw by todays standards Eddie is a cis male.
>>60612430
avoid the bullets
>>60612433
What is the brown liquid?
Coffee? Tea?
>>60612430
isn't that's what's supposed to happen? the one where you fly in the back in the crop sprayer?
>>60612404
It's true, not in their current form but there were Australian candidates running under the labor/labour banner before there were in the uk
>>60612433
tried that once
Signed for a Mustang today lads. It won't get delivered for ten months.
>>60612430
Fly faster
>>60612447
He is a cis-male.
>>60612319
kek
>>60612332
>>60612374
fucking christ watching QT and all he's doing is just interrupting with views he doesn't like.
>>60612430
I know what you're doing wrong
you're being a manchild and playing video games past the age of 15
>>60612230
it's just the Labor party that does that, when talking about work we spell it 'labour'
>>60612477
not having it mate sorry
Are there Americans in this thread that actually wish they were British?
>>60612468
It's gravy, obvs
>>60612476
yeah i flew in the back now i took over the cargo plane and i'm flying it back to an airfield
all i get told to do is gain altitude to be higher than the jets, i did that but i keep being shot down
>>60612513
All foreigners do. Yanks hide it least well.
>>60612374
I don't mind Izzard, he was an absolute bellender last night though.
>>60612487
i prefer jaguars over mustangs
>>60612513
YES
>>60612485
delet that
seriously though, nobody here eats that but povertyfags.
>>60612504
Guess it's a good distinction because labor isn't working!!
>>60612513
im not american but i wish i was british
>drinking at work
Welcome to the alcoholic club lads
eating lidl grapes
don't know how they make their food so cheap
>>60612505
you jealous your country is always behind us?
these are the FACTS people
>tfw great at flirting
>tfw ugly
>>60612504
Ahh, all is right in the colonies then. Thank you.
>>60612557
>mustang
Seen fucking LOADS of Jags lately.
>>60612560
alright simmer down hilary
>>60612536
yeah you can't avoid being shot down so you can never win the mission.
you remember where it does down in the lake in the cinematic screen and if you come back later with diving gear grab the loot then.
>>60612513
Nah bro.
>>60612557
So do I but since I'm not Hugo Moneyclip I'm not in the market for a Jag.
If any friendly JF ever visits Cambridge, give me a shout and I'll show you round
>>60612552
That guy that tells him to shut up.
Fucking right mate.
I'm with you, I like izzard, he's funny, cooky and sometimes has a good point, but last night he was like a woman just going 'nanananannana not listening'
>>60612604
yeah for some reason it worked ok this time even though i did the same thing, jumping out of it now
thanks
>>60612374
I'm pretty sure he called himself a "transgender" on Question Time.
keep thinking about the song May It Be by Enya from the Lord of The Rings soundtrack when I watch porn for some reason
>>60612594
>tfw handsome
>shit at flirting
>only time I can get sex is when I'm drunk and become an obnoxious cunt otherwise I'm useless
Ahh yes, very good.
>>60612617
>everyone laughing and cheering when the man shouts at Eddie to shut up
>that woman who tries to do the same thing to Farage a minute later and everyone lets out an almost inaudible groan and ignores her
>>60612630
Then it was pandering because in 20 years he's never been one before
>>60612565
Good one mate
the whole world is outside my door
and i won't take that step
Are there any Brits in this thread that wish they were American?
>>60612635
I love that song
May it beee... May it be
May it beee... May it bee
Speaking words of wisdom
May it be
>>60612641
If we team up, we can be almost one whole successful male.
>>60612670
Yeah, it threw me off. He always called himself a transvestite but he said last night that he was transgender and came out 34 years ago as such, which just isn't true.
>>60612684
I wish I lied in America, but I'm not sure I'd want to be American
>>60612684
i wish i was a yank slut being filled with BBC on a daily basis
>>60612684
>>60612513
I do
Ah yes, a car has rolled up to my drug dealing neighbours house at 1:30am. I wonder what kind of wholesome law-abiding activities they intend to get up to.
>>60612684
Nah bro.
>>60612630
Never once heard him say that. He's always made clear he's a transvestite.
>>60612684
im not british but i wish i was american
used to wank myself silly to wimbledon when i was a bit younger desu. might have a nostalgic one this year.
>>60612706
>If we team up, we can be almost one whole successful male.
You'd be one hot charming chad, and one me.
>>60612635
I keep thinking of Promise by Ben Howard when I'm wanking and then when I get to the end of the song where he's repeating "I come alone here" I laugh at myself and give up on the wank.
>>60612684
I use to wish I lived in New York back when I was at college.
Not sure if that makes me want to be a yank though.
Now I see New York for the shit pit it is.
Funny how a holiday somewhere can set you back on the right path.
>tfw i'm considered funny by my friends and the lads I work with
>can't make women laugh
>>60612739
Yeah Tim Henman was a real hunk
>>60612739
Like a bit of Andy Murray, do ya? haha, you fucking bender mate
you FUCKING bender mate
>>60612684
Yes, because I'd really like to spend some time in the US, but have a criminal record do can't.
>>60612739
Brings new meaning to the phrase "Come on Tim"
:^)
>>60612745
Don't meet your heros
>>60612722
Just had a cheeky peak out the window! Methamphetamine or Cocaine in the back seat of an utter shitbox, by the looks of it!
any of you lads got a niche fetish?
>>60612732
I couldn't be fucked watching it again to find where he says it, but he certainly says "transgender" although the "gender" part is murmured.
>>60612684
I dunno. Everyone talks about how great the US is but I lived there for almost a decade, hated it, and ended up coming back here and I enjoy it loads more.
Lived in Austin.
>>60612756
>>60612757
>>60612767
Wahey the /brit/ hivemind all went for the bender joke
Are there any yanks / poms here who wish they were Australian?
>ANOTHER attack on secularists in Bangladesh
don't go there
>>60612764
If you don't mind my asking, what were you charged with?
I'm pretty sure if it's not a felony offense in this country then you'd be okay.
>>60612755
>tfw the lads bully me for thinking I'm funnier than I am (even though I'm funny as fuck)
>tfw girls laugh at shit I do and say that even I don't find funny, despite being a massive narcissist
Don't understand women tbqh.
>>60612803
Texas sucks in general
Sorry you had a bad time
>>60612792
Have you phoned the police?
what time are you lads thinking about starting to drink tonight?
>Just walking upstairs to my bedroom with my meticulously crafted tuna sandwich which I was about to enjoy and then BAM I drop the fucking plate.
Fucking tuna and porcelain everywhere for fucks sake. In the shoes on the stairs, underneath the the stairs where the children's toys are and my music equipment is. FUCK.
NOT fucking happy. All I have to eat now is a fucking can of Mandarins.
who /lefty brexit/ here?
>>60612837
i swear austin is always called one of the best cities in the country?
>>60612806
Can't be worse than here... sure
>>60612806
Always wanted to visit, not sure if I'd want to live there permanently.
>>60612838
Man, I want to, but I live right next to them and they're nasty people. Could put me in danger.
>>60612873
well its a better version of america 2bh
>>60612850
8:00 is kick off, innit
>>60612706
He seems to have went full tranny on QT.
I think he's realising hes not down with the lefty college kids anymore.
It use to be the pseudo intellectualism crowd he went for, now because that's not in vogue he's going for the muppets in drag.
>>60612806
In one of the big cities yea
>>60612864
It is, it's supposed to be this liberal paradise in the heart of red country
But it's still in Texas
>>60612803
What about Austin did you not enjoy?
I'm from Texas and am planning on moving there as soon as I'm able.
Had 3 condoms in my underwear drawer at the start of the university year lads, just in case. Now that I'm preparing to leave university, guess how many are left?
>>60612889
>Better version of America
Not terribly appealing 2bh
>>60612811
Convicted of manslaughter
i have more in common with a scotchman than a man from london
>>60612913
2. You had a cheeky wank with one out of curiosity.
It's my birthday, gonna take my dog to the lake
weeeew lads
>>60612913
2 because you tried a posh wank once
>>60612912
just never fit in really
>>60612800
He didn't. He's not a transgender, he's never said he was either.
Stop lying
watching a 1 hour vlog of some russian guy in paris
actually quite interesting
watch me whip
watch me nae nae
>>60612886
Is there a way to at least anonymously submit a tip?
I don't think it would be any different from here as far as investigations go. Usually if they're careless then the cops already have them on their radar and are just waiting to bust them.
going to go skate a tasty rail today
this one in fact
>>60612952
>>60612958
Those are the best when you're high af
>>60612954
You gonna legally let him fuck you?
>>60612982
don't care
>>60612919
I'm very sorry.
>>60612967
and you didn't even link it you fucking cunt
>>60612994
Aktually only oral sex is legal
>>60612982
>going to go skate a tasty rail today
>>60613001
didn't read this
>Sister's best mate's bf has the same name as me
Hmmm
>>60613013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNtHKA7y3IM
he seems to get random free shit everywhere
Just phoned up my mate in Spain and told him to oil up some rails that people skate on
southampton is was raised in the days
remember when you used to pick me up from raves in the days?
when i was sellin mixtapes instead of gettin grades
in my barbers gettin a quick fade and a shape, what can i say?
>>60613026
really makes you think doesn't it
>>60613041
out of wax actually, cheers bruh
>>60612487
Got the v8, I hope?
>>60613026
My mates sisters bf has the same name as me
>>60613013
it's from some other thread on /int/
>>60612959
I'm sorry about that, but I can understand, I imagine it would be a pretty big culture shock. Austin, and Texas in general, are just strange. People from the USA usually have a hard time assimilating as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASMQxb87hdY
>>60608833
are you all voting Leave?
do the stanky leg
>>60612513
If I wanted to be a wanker I'd do it right here
>>60612971
Fuck off you seppo cunt.
>>60613082
i'm voting craig david
*stomps a steezy 270 bs royale*
how u like me now nerds
>>60613082
I am, just cos I'm a bit daft and want shit fucking up.
>>60612973
I actually put in an online tip before on another car that I saw parked out the front and in possession of a white baggy. If I can grab the licence plate for this car I'll do the same.
>>60613122
Daniel Bedingfield
>>60612952
>>60612958
No desu, couldn't even be bothered with that. All 3 live to see another year.
Wearing a hairband
>>60612982
Really hope you fall off and break something you fucking vile yobbo
>>60613075
yeah suppose it just wasn't the place for me
knew quite a few other brits while i was there because it's like the big booming city right now or whatever and loads of brits are moving for jobs, and they all fucking loved it
so maybe it was just me
She is what the kids would call a slut - which is a horrible thing to say about somebody who's just died, but apparently there's no denying she was one.
>>60613111
break yo legs
>>60613152
they have expiry dates though
Did Poleaboo shank his old man yesterday?
>>60613164
>pretending i don't wear knee, elbox and wrist pads and a helmet
i'm not some absurd maverick
>>60613132
like butta bb
What is this Spaniard doing here
>>60613026
Statistically, your name is Mohammed.
>>60612961
Watch the fucking show, faggot.
>>60613187
He didn't know because he's never rolled one back that far
>>60613144
I hope it gets those fuckers off the street.
In my area, meth is a huge problem. I've got a methhead living across the street from me that yells at nothing and tries to get us to let them in our house. Such a plague.
really would like to arrange a big train journey across somewhere spectacular how autistic is that as a holiday lads?
>>60613215
Busting sick moves bruh
>>60613037
Watching this video with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWRISvgAygU
This playlist in the background is chill as fuck lads.
>>60613221
It's actually not a common name tbhwy
>>60613221
Statistically, it's actually Oliver. "Mohammad" only surpasses Oliver if you hadd all variations of Mohammad together.
>>60613241
Explain to me how that is autistic in any way.
>>60613241
I did that across America
>>60613241
Sounds lovely desu, I'd like to do the same.
>>60613227
I did, he never said it. Kiss a dick, Rupert.
>>60613215
Having some cheeky banter with the lads, obvs.
>>60613252
>Chill Step
are you 12?
>>60613252
the video is really interesting
the russian guy just gets free stuff, he pokes his nose into everything and everyone is kind to him
>>60613241
Not very, you aren't a special snowflake m8
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trans-Siberian_Railway
People wanting to go on this is so common it's a meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnZc_zVidTM
me bussin tricks
CUNT
Rhymes with
RUNT
2 words that happen to describe you PERFECTLY
Want to see India by train
>>60613234
It's a big problem across all of Australia. To the point where regional police forces offer incentives if you report dealers and that.
The woman I'm currently watching in the car at one point entered my place and stole my mum's laptop. She'll hopefully being going to prison soon.
