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cara
korean pop
me and the gf
OUT OF MY WAY! OUT OF MY WAY! CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S GONNA KICK MY BUITT?!
>>60608833
new thread
why the fuck are we not allowed to delete threads we've made anymore?
>>60608884
I'll fucking deck you mate.
/brit/ now belongs to me
i will return it but only if i get sufficient (You)s
>>60608823
Brits really do look inbred
>>60608884
>>60608823
are you going to trust a thread made by an aussie or a brit?
doing a post
MANBIJ OFFENSIVE OI OI OI
FALLUJAH OFFENSIVE WA WA WA
GO ON YOUUUUUUU LADS
igpoo
sent an email and instantly regret it
>>60608833
>>60608833
>>60608833
actual new non JF thread
>>60608927
I'll trust the thread that has 10+ more posts, thanks
@60608904
want to let you know i'm enjoying this leadership so far
>thread wars
stop it you fucking autist
>>60608927
Reminder.
>>60608833
>>60608833
>>60608833
we're all in here you stupid cunts
>>60608982
just stop mate
>>60608978
good post
god save the queer
WARDEN
>>60608947
>>60608982
oi fuck off bender
>>60608947
>australians
>JFs
enjoying your stay in England, Sławomir Kokoszka Orzechowski?
>>60609014
Where is our uncompensated custodian when we need him?
*rolls into the thread*
>>60608947
fuck off
don't respond to him
>>60609022
>Chinkstralians
>Not foreigners
KEK, fuck off
>>60608833
>>60608833
>>60608833
>>60608833
thread for actual Brits
how sad is it that i bought a prius purely to impress a girl?
>>60609022
>australians are not foreigners
Hmmm
>>60609059
You have to reply to me at some point.
You can't deny our bastard offspring forever.
>>60609067
pathetic tbqh
Really enjoy watching videos of people getting rightfully rekt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZoc6LIlvoE
>>60609068
you should never do anything to impress a girl. they should be doing everything to impress you
don't give him the attention he so desperately seeks
>tfw didn't even make the other thread but spamming it anyway to annoy you all
gotcha aha
>you will never have a gf
we're all in here lads
>>60608833
>>60608833
>>60608833
>"I was just pretending to be retarded"
>>60609149
it'll make the op feel a little better, have fun x
>>60609164
I'm so lonely in there
OP lied
>>60608945
Why?
Less than 29 hours to go til kick off now
We all fucking /hyped/ yeah?
It's my gf's birthday on monday, going to buy her a year's subscription to BLACKED.com
what are some volunteering things that I can do where I don't have to speak to people all day
>>60609074
>yanklet replies to my post without my permission
ah yes
>>60609109
why do black people always act like baboons
literally the only civilized person there was the white girl telling him to stop
they always scream about equality but then turn around and do this shit
fucking monkeys
the janny is going to blow his gasket when he sees this
>>60609206
motivational speeker
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
>>60609206
Janitorial position on a Cambodian origami making temple.
lads apparently de gea is a nonce
>>60609234
the thing about arsenal is they always try and walk it in
I. Feel. AMAZINGGGGGGGGG!!! desu
>>60609218
weak lad. 2/10
apply yourself
>>60609206help
*keeps things solid at the back*
should I crack another beer?
got a couple kronenburgs in the fridge
we're all in here lads
*spreads cheeks*
post bangers lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa8c6pGDKTM
>>60609302
Do love a kronenbourg, me
Ahh yes, that's the good shit right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ)
>>60609251
HAHAHAHA, I'll laugh my arse off if this is true
fuck sake FUCK
She finally just casually mentioned "the guy I've been seeing". I was foolish enough to think I might have found someone for once in my life and now I get kicked in the bollocks.
end me now
fucking immigrants coming here to cause trouble, vote brexit!
*goes to france, gets extremely drunk and punches barman in the face because he wont serve me more booze*
>>60609383
You going to stop talking to her now? Think it might be for the best
>>60609395
Yeah but then you go home
>>60609395
then you go back to the uk and go back to being a productive citizen
>>60609251
how is he a nonce
he raped a 17 year old but he's not a nonce
>>60609395
don't be ridiculous, you guys only do that to Spanish bartenders
>>60609383
What a slag
chuck her into the trash now
OMGGGG
YASSSS!!!!!!
@/brit/
SO US HAHA
I AM KUNTA
>>60609494
Got the last two words the wrong way round there, mate
>>60609494
king kunta?
>>60609417
yeah well if I do it's back to talking to virtually no one
on fire lads
parents are watching grand designs ᵍʳᵃᶰᵈ ᵈᵉˢᶦᵍᶰˢ ᵍʳᵃᶰᵈ ᵈᵉˢᶦᵍᶰˢ ᵍʳᵃᶰᵈ ᵈᵉˢᶦᵍᶰˢ (ᵉᶜʰᵒᵉˢ ᵗʰʳᵒᵘᵍʰᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʰᵃᵐᵇᵉʳ)
>>60609395
Fuck off paki
FOOTBALLS COMING HOME
really makes you think
https://www.engadget.com/2016/06/08/paypal-wont-refund-twitch-troll/
>ywn shitpost this hard
>>60609543
Just talk to your /brit/ pals like I do.
>>60609206
Machine operating is the only job where you don't need to communicate
Man up or enjoy NEETdom
E N G L A N D
N
G
L
A
N
D
FOOTBALLS COMING HOME LADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaBdajHOsSM
NAH NAH NAHHH, NAH NAH NAHHH, NAH NAH NAHHH NAH NAH NAHH NAH NAH
Germany for winning the Euros lads?
>>60609327
I don't listen to bangers mate, I like to be chill as fuck when I'm drinking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X3OGF55F7M
good gymkhana session at tesco last night
>>60609485
good post
>>60609206
be a waiter/sales clerk
who wants to come round mine later and watch some sportsball
>>60609546
Alri will grigg
I PLAY ONE CARD FACE DOWN AND END MY TURN.
YOUR MOVE.
>>60609639
that's literally the most social volunteering I could think of
>>60609620
Good lad
>>60609627
Bad lad
>>60609640
Me
>>60609620
>their song is named after paki cuisine
>>60609395
That's a bad analogy.
That would be more like a paki coming here and raping someone and fucking off back to the dessert.
>>60609640
i will
got any orangeade? also can i bum you
>>60609713
>find a loo
>>60609713
>their
FUCK OFF RASHEED
>>60609327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtD1IpH5a5Q
>>60609713
But curry was invented by the british
>>60609620
it's shit coz our team is more than good enough, the attack is lethal, midfield is decent and defence is solid enough, but woy and the staff are incompetent and can't get them to play football
give us a decent manager and we could get to the semis i reckon, could even win it if things go our way
Havin noodles for breakfast lads
>>60609732
come again?
>>60609770
bit late
>>60609764
Yeah we should do good, but we wont because woy is a complete fucking retard
WHY DIDN'T HE TAKE DRINKWATER FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
>5am
>Listening to ASMR cause I can't sleep
>Quiet video so the volume's up pretty high
>Fucking screamer just as it's about to end
Damn near shat myself lads
doing a diddy dench
>>60609327
http://ysleaks.com/usher-ft-young-thug-no-limit-cdq.html
usher and thugger thugger what could possibly go wrong
>>60609713
>tfw I miss tongue in cheek 'brit/lad' culture in music.
Now it's all fucking yank shite.
Kids will never know that feel of having 100s of issues of FHM and Loaded under their bed and not just for the tits either.
>>60609764
>english fans being this delusional
>>60609772
>making fun of vindaloo
>saying their and not our
literally could not be more of a rasheed
now GTFO
>>60609792
absolute lege whoever made that
>>60609435
>>60609418
>comes back home
>starts selling coke and ripping people off with dodgy building work again
>magaluf 2017 lads!!
>buys very small nike shoulder bag and nike airmax shoes with questionably gained money
>goes to magaluf with said fashion gear
>glasses a cunt because he voted remain
>sniffs ket that is stored in the small nike purse/handbag
>leaves magaluf, gets plane diverted to another country because extremely drunk and aggressive towards the pilot and staff
>Eventually gets back to Manchester Airport
>punches OAP outside the airport in anger of being kicked off his flight
>OAP hits his head on the kerb, goes into a coma and dies. It was his 90th birthday too, and he was a war veteran.
>tfw describes himself as an honest, hardworking British citizen
>>60609788
tbf drinkwater hasn't looked good at all when he's played for england (then again who has?)
he could easily be a kante babby
would've taken him over henderson though,
dunno why people are saying wilshere shouldn't go, he's unreal for england and probably our most creative player
if he has a good tournament we could do unreal, fitness is the only issue but if he's fit then he 100% goes
Too hot, but at least the humidity has fucked of
>>60609817
did you miss the part where he's welsh?
>>60609817
why would I say our when I'm not english you spastic twat?
Blue eyes
Blonde hair
Why do the Arabs like it so much?
Brown skin, brown eyes, black hair.
Polluting their genetics
ALLAH ACKBAR
>>60609831
mate of mine got decked by a guy like this about 3 years ago
he got punched cause he said that the BNP were shit
lads my vagina hurts
>>60609831
>nike
>shagaluf
Mate, 2010 called, it left a message: LEAVE THE HOUSE YA POOF!
>>60609777
It's never too late for breakfast la
>>60609810
we're gonna do absolute wank and i accept this but the team has potential to do well desu
kane, vardy, sturridge, rashford all score goals
wilshere, alli, lallana all got a bit of creativity in them
dier, milner are workhorses
cahill is solid
walker is sometimes solid, bertrand is solid, rose is sometimes solid
stones is shit
hart is great, forster is great
>>60609849
If you're going to take vardy out of merit for this season alone, then it's almost hypoctritcal to not take drinkwater who has had a fantastic season
we've got 5 strikers, it's retarded
just got accepted into the university of the west of england lads
proper chuffed
>>60609675
>inb4 it's Man-Eater Bug
It's always Man-Eater Bug
Business idea: break up Germany, administer the European Union as a federation run from London, kick out the pakis.
>>60609764
>defence is solid enough
>tfw home from work at 3:30 on a friday
what's the deal with "poortherners?" is it said because northern folks are generally less educated and thus predominately working class farmer types?
>>60609876
oh
>>60609881
oh
would you support englin if wales went out tho
drew Northern Ireland in the sweepstakes at work lads
*walks into the thread holding a beatbox playing 'Put A Donk On It' by Blackout Crew*
alright boys
just got accepted into the university of the east of england lads
proper chuffed
>>60609941
>posting a goal that would never have stood in a competitive match
>>60609959
It usually refers to those who live in the horrible, decaying cities that lost all their industry and are now just full of pakis. They're very depressing places.
The Northern countryside is quite nice.
I've seen them. I know what they look like, and often catch them whizzing across the road at weasel warp speed.
But their size always surprises me. Every time. I know they are small. But when you look at a picture of a weasel or think weasel, you think bigger. You don't think "oh, a weasel. That's a little bigger than a hamster that is". Or I don't. I go, ooooh a weasel. Wow, it's tiny, every time, the surprise never abates.
I struggle with weasel physics. That the actual weasel is not the size of the concept of weasel in my head.
I'm not sure how to fix it. confused
>>60609915
i miss when hart was in like three different ads around the world cup
seeing his smug fucking face pop up selling head and shoulders at half time when england were losing were hilarious
>tid bit
Took me until I was 21 to realise the black lads selling sunglasses in Spain and that are drug dealers
Genuinely thought they got by on selling knock-off watches to punters
>>60609941
I guess we'll be seeing some more good performances from the Netherlands in the Euros then :^)
Fucking hell lads, this video. You've probably seen it.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fb8_1413807481
That punch was brutal. So much satisfaction.
>>60610021
Get a pet weasel
>>60609941
Lads, Scotland are gonna make it back to being a real team right?...Right?
I mean we're not a shite country with no talent... right lads?
>>60610000
Why not,, lad was onside, wasn't like he hacked the England player.
>tfw football is a girls sport now, and ironically womans football is more manly with less dives.
>>60610057
Never realised that
guilty please tbH
I considered name changing for this, but, fuck it.
We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.
Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.
Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?
>Last Online: Sun at 19:13
such is the pain of my only friend being online
>>60610117
you seen half the lads who watch football these days? They spend more time in a hair salon and at the sun beds than they do knobbin' the missus.
>>60610117
>Why not,, lad was onside, wasn't like he hacked the England player.
What the fuck are you on about? He literally threw him to the ground from behind off the ball. Do you know the rules of football m8?
>>60610122
Only did when one of them offered me weed in Tenerife
My face must've been a picture haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBeeZVd6urI
>>60610167
h-hes coming back right
>>60609941
like is said, the players themselves are good but our manager and his staff are all frauds and can't get them to play good football
Does two team progress in the euro groups or just one? Would be proper if England and Wales both progressed
>>60610165
you're behind the times, everyone coats their genitalia with hydrophobic spray
>>60609959
Most of the Wealth in Britain is focused in the South east around London. PLus London is much richer than the other cities (which is uncommon for a capital city in Europe or the US). Plus the north has higher rates of poverty and ill health. Look up the North-south divide senpai
>>60610185
is this why frogs hate poms?
>>60610219
That would be simultaneously disgusting, hilarious and messy
>>60610200
my friend always comes back at weekends
doesn't help the crippling loneliness during the week though haha
>>60610165
It's called a shower, mate.
>>60610200
did he died
>>60609962
>would you support englin if wales went out tho
Look at this fucking dog
>>60610254
good cat, but why is he hiding in a tree stump? he'll make his nice white fur very dirty if he keeps that up.
>>60610239
>frog
That's an African, not a Frog.
Why would anyone want to remain the EU?
>>60610301
quality post
>>60610297
if england went out id be right behind the other home nations since im not a paki
>>60610173
>tfw Stone Island everywhere.
Mate, I thought it was just woman who cared about expensive brands.
>tfw still wear primark jeans, my shitty sambas from 5 years ago and my local club top.
Why does everyone get dressed up to go to the football. It's footballl, not a fashion show.
>>60610175
Kids these days. That's a fair tackle.
>>60610015
>decaying cities that lost all their industry and are now just full of pakis
As opposed to London which is famously white?
why do southern accents sound so feminine? All toffs from the south sound like they've got a perpetual dick in their arse
My friend's Mum got so sick of him leaving deposits everywhere as a teenager that she knitted (yes, knitted) him a little mitten to mop up after himself. She then washed it weekly and put it on his bed all nicely ironed. This is no joke. It did eradicate the wanky tissues scenario, though.
>>60610349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbvbQPq4LXk
we all pretty much hate you mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evSMODct-wk
look at this fucking dog
>>60610355
London is hardly decaying though.
>>60610302
He guides visitors to the land of the faeries
>>60610301
Those eyebrows are so thick and intimidating. She could probably beat me up I reckon.
>>60610288
very likely
don't respond to him
reckon yanks are twats.
>>60610353
You cannot just shove people to the ground off the ball to gain possession. When I watched that game pretty much every commentator and ex player agreed that was a definite foul.
literally get £400 a month of government bux for being a fucking incapable autist
what a life i'm leading
what time do you lads start drinking at on a friday?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7tOAGY59uQ
tune
Respond to him
>>60609196
He won't be starting... some fat scouse prostitute fucker thats done fuck all in the last 10 years other than shag prostitutes.
>>60610434
Congrats mate really something to be proud of
>setting off for work in 1 hour
Guess I should get a shower....
>>60610466
How fucking flappy are this dog's ears though
Not sure I could cope with that ngl
>>60610396
I have looked at this fucking dog many times now
>>60610466
>Tfw I will never have as much fun as that dog did
>>60610489
8PULLS YOUR MASK OFF*
>>60610489
Got off at half 11 this morning
>>60610466
those people on the beach are probably thinking o shit here come dat boi waddup lmao
>>60610542
I got off with your mum at half 11 last night
>>60610542
Just got to get through tonight then I have 1 week off.
At least the footy will pass a bit of time.
So bloody excited for the Euros lads. Hot weather, footy on telly every day, booze, banter with the lads, what more could you ask for?
>>60610542
what did you wank to
*blows up thread*
>>60610579
>booze
you need an excuse to drink heavily? lmaoing @ ur lyf
>>60610579
Really hope there isn't a terrorist attack because then when england inevitably win everyone will have an excuse for why it doesn't count
anyone got those pull up doorframe bars
>>60610579
ketamine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM
this year
reckon i could physically demolish all of you in a manner of seconds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQlgYFsLLsM
This makes me want to lift. Fuckin' oath.
>>60610679
*shoots you dead*
what was that again?
>>60610679
I would level you in a matter of nanoseconds
>>60610656
delete this
>>60610705
/fit/ saves the day
imagine being that strong
reckon they should disband the police in yankistan to appease their black brothers
Lads anyone got a link to that video of the qt tennis/badminton girl talking to all the fans?
>>60610718
Would bury you in a matter of picoseconds
>>60610753
a 5ft skeleton can easier choke out some nutter from behind you pleb
my dad's harder than ALL your dads
>>60610629
>England get to the final, knocking out Germany in the semis
>It's against the Frogs
>We're 3-0 up at half time
>Players come out for the second half and the pakis strike
>10s of thousands dead
>They call off the game and force us to play again the month after
>It's a sombre 0-0 draw which goes to penalties and France win
>not even allowed to feel robbed
>also we're still in the EU
>>60610753
>Anyone on /fit/ actually looking like they lift
Kek
Lads anyone got a link to that video of the qt old bloke talking about how you got no fans?
>tfw no qt tennis gf
>>60610656
She is like, unfairly fit
>>60610830
>>60610814
don't care, I never go on it anyway
just imagine having arms like fucking tree trunks like that
>>60610585
riley reid
>>60610835
google it you fucking lazy cunt
>>60610705
horrible
too much force used for a petty quarrel
>>60610769
Police forces require implicite consent to use the powers afforde to them, if the people don't trust them then they have no purpose.
The US wasn't ready for that responsibility, just like Libya wasn't ready for democracy. They should disband the police and go back to sheriffs and marshals
>>60610817
Yeah your dad's knob is cos he's a bent cunts haha fucking mugged yourself off there with your bent dad everyone laugh at bent dad boy
dreaming of heeming
>>60610838
which qt tennis girl do you want most?
i'd batter any of you like a baker batters bread
funny how a girl uttering one sentence can go and fuck up my entire day
Almost had an autistic argument about donald trump tonight but i saved myself from it lads
>DSP did a wank on his live stream and accidentally left the camera on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m52NHAgTENc
>"oh the cameras on._its been on the whole time huh..Hello"
This type of shit could only happen to him, i feel bad for the guy. First his career goes to shit, then he became a walking meme and now this
>tfw not in marseille with the lads
>>60610865
He completely diffuses the situation without anyone getting hurt?
>>60610919
Looks like shitty play acting desu
>>60610929
Marseilles is the Detroit of France
How the fuck do UK advertisers even approach Hollywood stars?
Seriously I've seen Kevin Bacon, Ryan Reynolds and best of all Alec "Based" Baldwin. I bet none of them care about the UK and don't even know what it is they're advertising.
>>60611005
"Here is some money now say these words"
>>60611005
they're not even that famous
and they probably just offer large sums of money
gala la la
gala la la
hey hey hey
>>60610981
If it were anyone else id agree, but its fucking DSP so its got to be real.
FUCK
OFF
>>60611036
THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT
just took a shite
Bored at work lads an hour to go
>>60610917
had a few those already
>why don't you like him?
>HE'S HITLER!
>how is he hitler?
>he wants to build a wall
>mexico/Guatemala have a wall. iran/pakistan have a wall too. are their leaders hitler?
>y-you're a racist! trump's an idiot!
>>60611005
Kevin makes his living off being a human meme.
Reynalds & Bladwin were on BT ads, and they have shitloads of money. Same reason Schwarzenegger is in the Compare the Meerkat ads
>>60611005
>Hello will you be in my advert?
>"What's in it for me?"
>Loads of money
>"Ok"
>>60610906
What did she say?
I found out my ex won a beauty contest recently, kinda bummed me out that I was with her when she was ugly
found out that commonwealth nationals can vote
doing a bremain lads desu
>>60610963
yeah diffusing the situation by making yourself look like a fucking autist who has watched too many action films
no vietnamese ever called me a nigger
>>60611091
Only Euro commenwealth nationals can vote, so Cyprus, Malta and Ireland
>>60611086
I was with a girl in year 11 who was a shy 5/10 and now she's a normie and 8/10.
Very disappointing.
>>60611104
I get this reference
One guy alone shouldn't be that perfect.
>>60611091
They also have to live here otherwise our elections would just be decided by India
>>60611104
he had a tested IQ of 79
imagine being that dumb.
>>60610985
/cum/ is such a shit general.
>>60611120
>Ireland
>Commonwealth
>>60610985
how come the Yank flag doesn't have Saint Patrick's Saltire?
>>60611157
Well he did get punched in the head a lot.
>>60611128
Exactly what happened with her, she had no friends when I was with her, then one day I suggested she should hang out with my friends. worst decision of my life
>>60611183
1776 < 1801
>>60611086
mentioned she was seeing someone
>>60611036
go compare
>>60611197
Way to cuck yourself
aligning my chakras
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1mYWYB3SH0
>>60611183
Because that was added in 1801, America became independent in 1776
>>60611104
>this is actually a role model in america
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHOf3s70w-c
CHOOOOOOOOON
>>60611197
>not keeping gf's under lock and key for safekeeping
it's like you want them to escape
>>60611167
You need to go back
>>60611097
???
All he did was take the bare minimal course of action that he needed to. Shirtless was drunk, a foot was all that was needed to incapacitate him.
>watch videos of people fighting in public
>always with the haymakers
Why can't they throw a punch right?
>>60611238
Obsessed
@238
>uses owen the cuck jones as an example
kek
What channel the euro on lids
how do i join a fight club if nobody ever talks about it?
>>60611235
I didn't get cucked (as far as I know)
>>60611266
>a foot was all that was needed to incapacitate him.
yeah thats why he could have just tripped him and held him down, not that Steven Seagall shit that he did
>>60611157
It was 78 actually. But it was done for his draft so he almost definitely faked it. 78 is literally retarded and he was in real life while not smart he was quite eloquent.
>>60611086
>be 5/10 socially awkward nerd in school
>leave school
>get job, start exercising etc
>bloom
>become handsome af
>still shy
Ahh yes, very good.
>>60611310
join a boxing club
>>60611321
Fuck off retard
>>60611346
>>60611346
new
>>60611346
>>60611346
Hope the Frogs lose desu
>>60611332
>>become handsome af
post a pic
>>60611224
Canada is a good little slut
>>60611348
isn't bare-knuckle fighting illegal?
>>60611358
this one is older use this?
>>60611321
He gave himself complete control over the situation in a safe and effective way.
???
>>60611357
>>60611358
wahey
>>60611357
>>60611358
AHHHHH WHICH ONE
ONES A JF AND THE OTHERS A SHITPOST AHHHHH
>>60611289
ITV for the france game.
BBC and ITV for the rest.
>tfw all the channels but sky sports had the friendlies
What the fuck sky, why am I even paying for you, all you show is fucking cricket.
>bt sports is now the GOAT sports channel
how did this even happen guys?
>>60611408
no it's a national pastime
>>60611424
>>60611429
>>60611437
we should use the old one but /brit/ is full of useless cunts
FOR FREE
the new
>>60608849
THE UNCOMPENSATED ONE
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