cara edition
/balt/ + /ausnz/
crayon pop
>>60605597
Good and nice post
hi how are you
kpop
NI and Scotland are going to fuck us in this Referendum.
me in the back in the man u shirt
me & the gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FghFmDlWX8
jealous?
>>60605585
Please vote out, if you don't you will have this kind of morons forcing you to do things you don't want
>>60603444
>>60603444
>>60603444
Vote out now
>>60605642
i'll fuck you for a tenner and a pack of skips
>>60605642
>NI
imagined they'd be pretty eurosceptic t︃bh
>>60605642
What can 7 odd million people do against the might of 60 odd million brave anglo-saxon inglunders?
>>60605720
Belfast Telegraph BIG100 Online Poll
Remain: 55.07% Leave: 29.44% Undecided: 14.93%
>>60605585
good edition
>cara will never undress for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mtrLC8XlFU
>>60605725
>11% of the population won't have an effect on the result
>>60605776
well fancy that
>>60605794
nip slip at 0:59
>>60605794
>>60605790
reckon she smells like a baby
rotten
>>60605597
>>60605612
Traitorous scum OUT
>8–10th Jan 44% Remain | 38% Leave | 18% Undecided
not a chance lads
post more slags
>>60605794
>film by tyrone
you just KNOW
>>60605907
>8-10 Jan
maisie
>>60605616
>Imagine being Paul golding
An uneducated, cretinous, fuckwitted, hypocritical fat cunt who shames our war dead?
He's the ultimate edgelord.
*tips*
>>60605934
fuck sake
got done for having no insurance and the rozzers impounded my car
feel like shit lads
*has sex*
>>60605981
don't forget about the undecided
most of them will vote remain
>>60605934
>police showed up at my neighbours house
>three of the walk up to the door
>say like one thing to them
>drive off
???
The gf
>>60606016
or, y'know, not vote
>>60606000
Hahahahahahhahahahhahqhahahahahahhahqhah absolute mug serves you right you broke cunt
>>60606023
>your husband has been found dead, we're sorry for your loss
might not be having fun now but once me and the lads get to shagaluf
Business idea: Form Economic union with South Korea and Import kgfs tarrif free
>>60606066
>>60606000
enjoying these numbers
>spend all last night repairing the laptop
>replaced damaged housing
>fit new keypad
>clean all the components
>carefully reassemble
>forget to reattach the fucking speakers
Wish I was dead sometimes, ngl.
sick of these little minxes dancing around my peripheral vision while my willy remains unmolested
did you come to visit me at aggrosantos.com
Paul Golding wants to ban words
>>60606092
have this
Ahh, there's nothing better on a warm, muggy day like this than a freshly-brewed iced coffee made in my trusty Aeropress!
hello i am here
>when you see leave leading the polls
going outside
wish me luck x
suddenly pongs in here
got a hard willy for some reason
would love a nice gf to cuddle
>>60606223
get me a twix
look at this fucking dog
>>60606190
how do you make iced-coffee?
>>60606216
Just a psy-op from the remain campaign to make leavers complacent and stop them from voting.
>poms call the end of high school "college"
FOY
>>60606269
only if you're a total spacker. Smart lads went to 6th form
>>60606269
Nah, we call college "college"
>high school
FOY
>>60606261
so called 'gimmick'
>>60606267
>>60606269
>aussies call secondary/grammar school 'high school'
FOY
>>60606262
Brew the coffee as normal, just a bit stronger, then dump a load of ice cubes and a dash of milk in and stir it.
>>60606269
only povvo twats
Anyone else feel uncomfortable when your dick isn't either completely hard or flaccid?
who is the best looking
and worst looking out of this group of girls?
its important
>>60606307
surely that's not it
2 people i hate the most currently in /brit/
aeropress bellend
look at this fucking dog aussie prick
THUNDERSTORM :D
>the so-called conservative party
aaaahhh yes, yes yes yes.
>>60606306
my school was a private grammar school but everyone calls it high school colloquially unless you're > 40 years old
>>60606320
nah I love that feel
like I have a big willy
>>60606357
doxing you on lightningmaps
>>60606336
ahh yes a gallery of goblins
>>60606336
left
centre left
>>60606346
that's how I make it and it's rly nice soooo... :///
>>60606336
1, would not even give the rest a second take
2 looks like an extra in kingdom of the crystal skull
*miraculously a moment of silence as everyone stops talking for a moment*
*i begin playing Clair de Lune on /brit/'s piano*
>>60606400
um okay I was just saying omg don't cry wtf >_>
*picks up tea cup*
*grasps it with both hands*
*sips nonchalantly*
mmm yes
>Eurotrash is back for a Brexit special
goat tv show
>>60606389
Guess where I am
business idea: go back and time and kill the man who invented burning your mouth with food
go back and time
>>60606269
Depends. I think things have changed recently, but days gone by, after secondary school you went to sixth form college to do AS/A Levels.
>>60606478
nottingham
>>60606454
haha me too
pic of me x
>>60606356
>tfw im not on the list
Looks like im moving up on the world
anyone seen my orangeade
*Moonlight Sonata plays (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-MT5zeY6CU)*
*you peer over to the corner as you see 2 men discussing with one another.*
*one of the men has a sorrowful expression on his face as he looks to be delivering heart wrenching news to the other*
*he puts his hands on the other man's back as the man dips his head. clearly pathos has consumed him*
>>60606514
>Pajama
foy
>>60606521
what are some of your gimmicks
sometimes people annoy me to such i point i block them out of my mind
that could be you
Look at this fucking dog!
A mealy mouthed reply
>>60606496
lol
Just picked up the new Dyson V6 Total Clean Cordless Vacuum Cleaner in Nickel & Red.
Been after a good cordless cleaner for a while and this has a max power mode so at the touch of a button, I'll be provided with six minutes of even higher suction for the more demanding tasks. Only has a 3.5 hour charge time and it's lightweight too.
Got it for £299, saved £103.99 at Curry's. Would highly recommend!
>>60606554
i-it was the auto-save, I promise.
Look at this fucking dog!
Poleaboo is back from the mosque
Was there for about 25 minutes
First 10 minutes there was a sermon in English, the guy told a story of a woman asking a king or something if his lord was just or unjust
Instead of banishing her, the king asked what her story was, what circumstances have led her to ask such a thing
>she was a widow
>had 3 kids
>spent 2 months knitting a shawl with her fingers
>went to the market to sell it
>crow snatched the shawl
>10 sailors arrive before the king
>say they want to make a donation to charity
>he asks what their story is
>they say their boat was leaking but a crow dropped a shawl which they were able to use to plug the leak
>they said if God were to save them they would each make a donation of 100 dinar to charity
>the king gave the 1000 dinar to the lady
moral of the story I guess is that you can't see the whole picture, everything happens for a reason and too show patience and understanding
Next 5 minutes was individual prayer
Next 5 minutes we listened to the imam pray
Next 5 minutes was group prayer
Left after that
dont fucking engage with it
dont start that again
>>60606620
will you marry me?
been dishing out the banter like no tomorrow on another forum lads
if only i could muster that kind of banterous ingenuity here, i'd be king of /brit/
>tfw finally finished exams
>got massacred
wew
guess I better look for plumbing positions for when I get kicked out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAsV5-Hv-7U
good song that i enjoy
>in a generation the correct british pronunciation of lieutenant will be extinct
It makes me quite melancholic t b h lads. I don't know why, maybe it's just another symptom of Britain's increasing irrelevancy.
*poleaboo enters the /brit/ room*
*he enters the room with a little twirl which causes his skirt to dance but just momentarily*
*as he opens his mouth there is a deafening roar from the speakers*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
>>60606557
I can't say but I have a new gimmick coming out very soon which you'll hate
Mum is watching Doctors again
>>60606620
how does islam view transexuals?
>>60606603
i actually own this
>>60606651
>ignoring the highest quality posts in the thread to pursue your silly vendetta
>>60606685
>wanting to be the king of a stale pile of dogshite
yeah, I'd probably top myself if I was you
>>60606699
as in left-tenant? yeah wonder why people would pronounce 'lieutenant' with no 'f' really makes you think
>>60606690
i'm a plumber, it's pretty good i just drive around in a van and middle aged women chat me up
kush from afghanistan
ah yes, here i am, in the venerable /brit/
hello lads
*walks across a tightrope as Dance of the Knights plays*
paracetamol from tesco
>>60606756
really? that doesn't sound bad at all
>>60606681
I'm flattered but we'd really need to get to know each other better first
>>60606738
Quite well actually
sausage roll from greggs
listening to cindy lauper again
ghostbusters 2
>be 22
>look 16
hmmm.....
>>60606747
If I were you*
shouldn't have skipped so many english classes m8
>>60606784
like 12p or something, innit
makes me laugh when I remember yanks have to pay several dollars for painkillers haha
childish insects do not realise that what they're fighting over, the flags their posts bear on an online image board, was spurred on by me: the puppeteer
you lads ever been in a fist fight?
>>60606859
Me circa 2 years ago
>>60606807
>>60606756
something a bit cute about this
>>60606870
no but I fantasise about it often
I'd get walloped though
is it safe to drink the tap water in the UK?
>>60606860
I'm in engineering so it's not really relevant 2bh
>>60606870
a few, mostly got my arse kicked
just heard they're rebooting ocean's 11 with an all female cast
cannot wait
>>60606917
nah we all have to boil or buy bottled
>>60606897
does it catch up to you really quick?
or am i going to look like a 20 y/o when I'm in my 30s?
*walks into the office late*
"how many Turks today Camilla?"
"14,000, sir"
*holds belly with laughter while I take off my top hat and coat"
ha ha ha ha, very good... very good
*looks out window overlooking Brussells contentedly*
*sees Farage talking to a group in the EU headquarters courtyard*
"Camilla, have that man killed"
"We've tried sir.. he.. he keeps getting away"
*Farage turns his head and looks into the window knowingly*
"Christ! *closes blinds* Do you think he saw me looking at him?"
*Buzz*
Sir, Farage on line 3
"What the bloody hell?"
*scurries off to lunch*
"Tell him I'm not here"
*open elevator to find Farage on his phone*
"Hello Juncker"
If you're not /bremain/ I'm not your friend
>>60606917
Yeah but only from the cold tap.
>>60606807
it isn't bad, i work quite long hours but i don't have much of a life so i don't mind
>>60606911
are you calling me cute?
>>60606953
Still hasn't caught up with me but I'm going grey, so that helps
>I'm in engineering so it's not really relevant 2bh
>just hired at company as new manager
>on Monday I will meet a girl who went for a promotion but didn't get it
Ah yes meeting the person who's job I stole very not akward
>>60606917
We boil it in the microwave to kill the germs.
>engineering
>>60606917
nah, when i want something to drink i usually get a bucket, head out and collect it from the well
Just cost me 11 quid lads
literal children
imagine the founding fathers saw this
reckon Farage has nice skin if i was being honest
>>60607045
yaaaas kween slay hunty
kpop?
*runs my nails down a chalkboard*
>>60607045
really glad i'm not a yank
>>60607074
>chalkboard
FOY
>>60607045
>delete your account
I can just hear the gays and the girls yelling "ummmm that sas tho XD"
>>60607071
yeah
having a pringle
just kidding it's actually a whole tube of pringles
>>60607093
this
>>60607074
Try that again and see what happens not even being funny
>>60607109
hope they're not a meme flavour
A brit girl just told me "You're too much of a cheeky, but not a cunt".
What did she meant by this?
>>60607045
What the fuck are you talking about? The founding fathers were masters of bants and shitthrowing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJgM4_C3gvE
>y*nks
>>60607109
gave your mum something the size of a tube of pringles last night m8
then I pounded her with my stiff cock
>>60607044
when I went to germany I just bought loads of these hotdog things
they look like shit but tasted amazing
curled 20kg dumbells tonight lads
HyyyyyyAAAAAAAARGH
>>60607132
original? yeah they are
>>60607104
word
wew the chasers is back on
look and their desk lads. bloody buckling myself in for some biting political satire
>>60607074
>>60607074
*it was a hologram*
*i burst out from behind the fake blackboard, wielding my zweihander*
*i chop off your arms and legs in the blink of an eye, the wounds closing instantly*
*puts what remains of you in a burlap sack and grappling hooks away*
>>60607117
*runs my nails down a chalkboard*
>>60607138
What country could a cat represent?
>turkey attacks ....
mistress is letting me kiss her toes tonight
can't wait
Aussie Bros are going to get destroyed tomorrow
>>60607153
looks like an average sausage to me 2bh
>>60606292
6th form and college are the same thing lad.
>>60607162
post favourite group
>>60607166
ah yes it's the "naughty-humour" boys
how very unfunny
*listens to Nobody Does It Better*
>>60607153
It's one of the saltiest things I've ever eaten
>>60607199
not with a desk like this! haha
>>60607211
fuck off john/kevin/julia/tony/malcolm
the world is a vampire
sent to drai-ee-aaii-ee-aaain
>>60607199
>rugby
who literally gives a fuck
>>60607153
tell me about the bun, why is it too small?
have had Afghanistan on repeat for about 2 days
*listens to wonderwall*
>>60607199
reckon i might be a libertarian
yeah... reckon i might look into
alright
Anyone else rarely wear underwear?
I hate it, really love the feel of my willy and bum against the rough texture of jeans or the smooth cotton of shorts.
>>60607237
I can think of something saltier that you've eaten plenty of, Hans
>>60607257
vote katter
How come bender means gay?
>>60607263
You sick fuck.
>>60607257
good lad
>>60607278
bad lad
I might like you better
if we slept together
;)
>>60607286
they bend over to get bummed
>>60607263
My willy is too big to do this unfortunately
I really enjoy videos of massive orgies. Just thought I'd share that.
>>60607286
what's the term for not being gay
now compare that to bender
what's the relation
>>60607286
Just sounds right
>>60607286
it's the opposite of straight
hold up just a minute
wait
whats the difference
wait whats the difference between anarcho-syndicist and libertarian??? hold on w-
*runs to the nearest telephone booth to ask my neighbour*
*scrapes my fingernails down a chalkboard so hard that i tear them up and they become detached from the nail bed*
*run my two front teeth down a chalkboard so hard that they break and fall out*
*bite down on a fork as hard as i can and then scrape it along my teeth*
*take a huge bite directly into a super cold ice cream*
need /brit/ to write a joke for me
i need to say something along the lines of 'it's like x [in the sense that it's weird] but it warms up to you'
how can i make a joke like that
having a right laugh over here
spending my days watching childrens cartoon lads
>>60607264
Not a Hans
>the one brit that copies everything the australians do
what's his story?
>>60607333
was literally eating ice cream as i read this
>>60607255
I felt the pain
my willy in sentient lads
just had a nice chat with her about quantum mechanics and the inevitable consequences of AI on society
>>60607353
this was literally top of UK news for a few days
>>60607355
>that fresh passport
>>60607338
potato famine
>>60607353
Hate the noisy thieving cunts desu hope it happens to every last one of them
>>60607415
>my willy
>her
hmm
ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHU AKBAAARR!!!
found a good post:
>>68262881
Rugby is fucking boring as fuck don't get why people like it tbqh it's just a big group of men pushing against each other and occasionally running and then the referee blows for a penalty for no apparent reason
>>60607248
Literally a lot of people, football pussy.
>>60607432
Me too but it would cruel on the seagulls to get one in every Indian restaurant
>>60607432
CAAAAAWW
>>60607355
>European Union
>>60605611
>>60607459
silly me
>>>/sp/68262881
>>60607464
COME ON ENGLANDDDD'
are there any reliable ways of getting rid of birth marks or at least reducing them?
got a huge one on my bum cheek, any of you lads got them?
>>60607509
>ukraine flag
cant breathe
>>60607511
That Bio Oil stuff
>>60607511
Got one on my ballsack desu
>british """"""tourists""""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuOstGw39nI
>>60607511
Might be able to help but I'll need to identify which kind of birthmark it is, do you have any pics?
How far would a salary of £35k get me in Londonistan lads? Don't really want to live there, but seen this job come up that I might have a chance at and I'm tempted by the £££ desu. Would I be able to save £5-10k and still enjoy an ok standard of living?
>>60607552
i will not be posting pictures of my bottom thank you
>>60607417
It's my 3rd one but first time ive used it to travel
>>60607551
>Implying that beating up those Muzzies was a bad thing
It's part of our culture you fucking bigot
>>60607555
yeah you'll be fine lad as long as you don't live centrally. is the job north or south?
>>60607489
I warned you
Wonder what our passports will look like when we Brexit. Hope we get them in a different colour.
Want some seagull tikka masala?
>>60607555
20k a year is fine to live in London tee bee haych. 20k after tax is the standard PhD wage and you can live on that but not save anything. If someone is paying you 35k you should be able to save
>>60607638
POST HIS FUCKING NAME
*gets jiggy with it*
>>60607657
>still angry
need an ugly gf
>tfw fisted my arse too much over such a long period of time
>tfw my arsehole is semi-gaped and partially prolapsed at all times
>tfw can no longer enjoy anal masturbation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewZZNeYDiLo
actual tune
just need a gf
>>60607597
youre niggers and muzzies yourself
>>60607709
>>60607707
This is why I only use a thin anal wand, keeps my bp nice and tight :3
