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cara edition
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/balt/ + /ausnz/
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crayon pop
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>>60605597
Good and nice post
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hi how are you
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kpop
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NI and Scotland are going to fuck us in this Referendum.
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me in the back in the man u shirt
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me & the gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FghFmDlWX8

jealous?
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>>60605585

Please vote out, if you don't you will have this kind of morons forcing you to do things you don't want

>>60603444
>>60603444
>>60603444

Vote out now
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>>60605642

i'll fuck you for a tenner and a pack of skips
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>>60605642
>NI
imagined they'd be pretty eurosceptic t︃bh
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>>60605642
What can 7 odd million people do against the might of 60 odd million brave anglo-saxon inglunders?
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>>60605720

Belfast Telegraph BIG100 Online Poll

Remain: 55.07% Leave: 29.44% Undecided: 14.93%
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>>60605585
good edition
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>cara will never undress for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mtrLC8XlFU
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>>60605725
>11% of the population won't have an effect on the result
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>>60605776
well fancy that
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>>60605794
nip slip at 0:59
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>>60605794
>>60605790

reckon she smells like a baby

rotten
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>>60605597
>>60605612
Traitorous scum OUT
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>8–10th Jan 44% Remain | 38% Leave | 18% Undecided

not a chance lads
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post more slags
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>>60605794

>film by tyrone

you just KNOW
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>>60605907
>8-10 Jan
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maisie
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>>60605616
>Imagine being Paul golding
An uneducated, cretinous, fuckwitted, hypocritical fat cunt who shames our war dead?

He's the ultimate edgelord.

*tips*
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>>60605934
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>>60605907
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fuck sake

got done for having no insurance and the rozzers impounded my car

feel like shit lads
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*has sex*
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>>60605981
don't forget about the undecided

most of them will vote remain
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>>60605934
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>police showed up at my neighbours house
>three of the walk up to the door
>say like one thing to them
>drive off

???
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The gf
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>>60606016
or, y'know, not vote
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>>60606000
Hahahahahahhahahahhahqhahahahahahhahqhah absolute mug serves you right you broke cunt
>>60606023
>your husband has been found dead, we're sorry for your loss
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might not be having fun now but once me and the lads get to shagaluf
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Business idea: Form Economic union with South Korea and Import kgfs tarrif free
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>>60606066
>>60606000
enjoying these numbers
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>spend all last night repairing the laptop
>replaced damaged housing
>fit new keypad
>clean all the components
>carefully reassemble
>forget to reattach the fucking speakers

Wish I was dead sometimes, ngl.
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sick of these little minxes dancing around my peripheral vision while my willy remains unmolested
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did you come to visit me at aggrosantos.com
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Paul Golding wants to ban words
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>>60606092
have this
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Ahh, there's nothing better on a warm, muggy day like this than a freshly-brewed iced coffee made in my trusty Aeropress!
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hello i am here
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>when you see leave leading the polls
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going outside

wish me luck x
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suddenly pongs in here
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got a hard willy for some reason
would love a nice gf to cuddle
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>>60606223
get me a twix
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look at this fucking dog
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>>60606190
how do you make iced-coffee?
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>>60606060
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>>60606216
Just a psy-op from the remain campaign to make leavers complacent and stop them from voting.
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>poms call the end of high school "college"

FOY
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>>60606269
only if you're a total spacker. Smart lads went to 6th form
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>>60606269
Nah, we call college "college"

>high school
FOY
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>>60606261
so called 'gimmick'
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>>60606267
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>>60606269
>aussies call secondary/grammar school 'high school'
FOY
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>>60606262
Brew the coffee as normal, just a bit stronger, then dump a load of ice cubes and a dash of milk in and stir it.
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>>60606269
only povvo twats
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Anyone else feel uncomfortable when your dick isn't either completely hard or flaccid?
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who is the best looking

and worst looking out of this group of girls?

its important
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>>60606307
surely that's not it
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2 people i hate the most currently in /brit/

aeropress bellend
look at this fucking dog aussie prick
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THUNDERSTORM :D
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>the so-called conservative party

aaaahhh yes, yes yes yes.
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>>60606306
my school was a private grammar school but everyone calls it high school colloquially unless you're > 40 years old
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>>60606320
nah I love that feel
like I have a big willy
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>>60606357
doxing you on lightningmaps
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>>60606336

ahh yes a gallery of goblins
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>>60606336
left
centre left
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>>60606346
that's how I make it and it's rly nice soooo... :///
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>>60606336
1, would not even give the rest a second take

2 looks like an extra in kingdom of the crystal skull
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*miraculously a moment of silence as everyone stops talking for a moment*
*i begin playing Clair de Lune on /brit/'s piano*
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>>60606400
um okay I was just saying omg don't cry wtf >_>
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*picks up tea cup*
*grasps it with both hands*
*sips nonchalantly*
mmm yes
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>Eurotrash is back for a Brexit special

goat tv show
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>>60606389
Guess where I am
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business idea: go back and time and kill the man who invented burning your mouth with food
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go back and time
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>>60606269
Depends. I think things have changed recently, but days gone by, after secondary school you went to sixth form college to do AS/A Levels.
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>>60606478
nottingham
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>>60606454
haha me too

pic of me x
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>>60606356
>tfw im not on the list

Looks like im moving up on the world
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anyone seen my orangeade
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*Moonlight Sonata plays (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-MT5zeY6CU)*
*you peer over to the corner as you see 2 men discussing with one another.*
*one of the men has a sorrowful expression on his face as he looks to be delivering heart wrenching news to the other*
*he puts his hands on the other man's back as the man dips his head. clearly pathos has consumed him*
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>>60606514
>Pajama
foy
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>>60606521
what are some of your gimmicks

sometimes people annoy me to such i point i block them out of my mind

that could be you
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Look at this fucking dog!
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A mealy mouthed reply
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>>60606496
lol
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Just picked up the new Dyson V6 Total Clean Cordless Vacuum Cleaner in Nickel & Red.

Been after a good cordless cleaner for a while and this has a max power mode so at the touch of a button, I'll be provided with six minutes of even higher suction for the more demanding tasks. Only has a 3.5 hour charge time and it's lightweight too.

Got it for £299, saved £103.99 at Curry's. Would highly recommend!
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>>60606554
i-it was the auto-save, I promise.
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Look at this fucking dog!
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Poleaboo is back from the mosque

Was there for about 25 minutes

First 10 minutes there was a sermon in English, the guy told a story of a woman asking a king or something if his lord was just or unjust

Instead of banishing her, the king asked what her story was, what circumstances have led her to ask such a thing
>she was a widow
>had 3 kids
>spent 2 months knitting a shawl with her fingers
>went to the market to sell it
>crow snatched the shawl
>10 sailors arrive before the king
>say they want to make a donation to charity
>he asks what their story is
>they say their boat was leaking but a crow dropped a shawl which they were able to use to plug the leak
>they said if God were to save them they would each make a donation of 100 dinar to charity
>the king gave the 1000 dinar to the lady

moral of the story I guess is that you can't see the whole picture, everything happens for a reason and too show patience and understanding

Next 5 minutes was individual prayer
Next 5 minutes we listened to the imam pray
Next 5 minutes was group prayer
Left after that
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dont fucking engage with it
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dont start that again
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>>60606620
will you marry me?
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been dishing out the banter like no tomorrow on another forum lads

if only i could muster that kind of banterous ingenuity here, i'd be king of /brit/
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>tfw finally finished exams
>got massacred
wew

guess I better look for plumbing positions for when I get kicked out
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAsV5-Hv-7U

good song that i enjoy
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>in a generation the correct british pronunciation of lieutenant will be extinct

It makes me quite melancholic t b h lads. I don't know why, maybe it's just another symptom of Britain's increasing irrelevancy.
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*poleaboo enters the /brit/ room*
*he enters the room with a little twirl which causes his skirt to dance but just momentarily*
*as he opens his mouth there is a deafening roar from the speakers*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
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>>60606557
I can't say but I have a new gimmick coming out very soon which you'll hate
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Mum is watching Doctors again
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>>60606620
how does islam view transexuals?
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>>60606603
i actually own this
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>>60606651
>ignoring the highest quality posts in the thread to pursue your silly vendetta
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>>60606685
>wanting to be the king of a stale pile of dogshite
yeah, I'd probably top myself if I was you
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>>60606699
as in left-tenant? yeah wonder why people would pronounce 'lieutenant' with no 'f' really makes you think
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>>60606690
i'm a plumber, it's pretty good i just drive around in a van and middle aged women chat me up
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kush from afghanistan
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ah yes, here i am, in the venerable /brit/

hello lads
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*walks across a tightrope as Dance of the Knights plays*
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paracetamol from tesco
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>>60606756
really? that doesn't sound bad at all
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>>60606681
I'm flattered but we'd really need to get to know each other better first

>>60606738
Quite well actually
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sausage roll from greggs
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listening to cindy lauper again
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ghostbusters 2
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>be 22
>look 16
hmmm.....
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>>60606747
If I were you*

shouldn't have skipped so many english classes m8
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>>60606784
like 12p or something, innit
makes me laugh when I remember yanks have to pay several dollars for painkillers haha
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childish insects do not realise that what they're fighting over, the flags their posts bear on an online image board, was spurred on by me: the puppeteer
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you lads ever been in a fist fight?
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>>60606859
Me circa 2 years ago
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>>60606807
>>60606756
something a bit cute about this
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>>60606870
no but I fantasise about it often
I'd get walloped though
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is it safe to drink the tap water in the UK?
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>>60606860
I'm in engineering so it's not really relevant 2bh

>>60606870
a few, mostly got my arse kicked
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just heard they're rebooting ocean's 11 with an all female cast
cannot wait
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>>60606917
nah we all have to boil or buy bottled
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>>60606897
does it catch up to you really quick?

or am i going to look like a 20 y/o when I'm in my 30s?
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*walks into the office late*
"how many Turks today Camilla?"
"14,000, sir"
*holds belly with laughter while I take off my top hat and coat"
ha ha ha ha, very good... very good
*looks out window overlooking Brussells contentedly*

*sees Farage talking to a group in the EU headquarters courtyard*
"Camilla, have that man killed"
"We've tried sir.. he.. he keeps getting away"
*Farage turns his head and looks into the window knowingly*
"Christ! *closes blinds* Do you think he saw me looking at him?"

*Buzz*
Sir, Farage on line 3
"What the bloody hell?"
*scurries off to lunch*
"Tell him I'm not here"
*open elevator to find Farage on his phone*
"Hello Juncker"
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If you're not /bremain/ I'm not your friend
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>>60606917
Yeah but only from the cold tap.
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>>60606807
it isn't bad, i work quite long hours but i don't have much of a life so i don't mind

>>60606911
are you calling me cute?
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>>60606953
Still hasn't caught up with me but I'm going grey, so that helps
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>I'm in engineering so it's not really relevant 2bh
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>just hired at company as new manager
>on Monday I will meet a girl who went for a promotion but didn't get it

Ah yes meeting the person who's job I stole very not akward
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>>60606917
We boil it in the microwave to kill the germs.
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>engineering
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>>60606917
nah, when i want something to drink i usually get a bucket, head out and collect it from the well
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Just cost me 11 quid lads
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literal children

imagine the founding fathers saw this
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reckon Farage has nice skin if i was being honest
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>>60607045
yaaaas kween slay hunty
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kpop?
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*runs my nails down a chalkboard*
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>>60607045
really glad i'm not a yank
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>>60607074
>chalkboard

FOY
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>>60607045
>delete your account

I can just hear the gays and the girls yelling "ummmm that sas tho XD"
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>>60607071
yeah
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having a pringle

just kidding it's actually a whole tube of pringles
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>>60607093
this
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>>60607074
Try that again and see what happens not even being funny
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>>60607109
hope they're not a meme flavour
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A brit girl just told me "You're too much of a cheeky, but not a cunt".

What did she meant by this?
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>>60607045
What the fuck are you talking about? The founding fathers were masters of bants and shitthrowing.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJgM4_C3gvE

>y*nks
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>>60607109
gave your mum something the size of a tube of pringles last night m8
then I pounded her with my stiff cock
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>>60607044
when I went to germany I just bought loads of these hotdog things

they look like shit but tasted amazing
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curled 20kg dumbells tonight lads

HyyyyyyAAAAAAAARGH
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>>60607132
original? yeah they are
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>>60607104
word
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wew the chasers is back on

look and their desk lads. bloody buckling myself in for some biting political satire
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>>60607074
>>60607074
*it was a hologram*
*i burst out from behind the fake blackboard, wielding my zweihander*
*i chop off your arms and legs in the blink of an eye, the wounds closing instantly*
*puts what remains of you in a burlap sack and grappling hooks away*
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>>60607117
*runs my nails down a chalkboard*
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>>60607138
What country could a cat represent?

>turkey attacks ....
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mistress is letting me kiss her toes tonight

can't wait
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Aussie Bros are going to get destroyed tomorrow
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>>60607153
looks like an average sausage to me 2bh
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>>60606292
6th form and college are the same thing lad.
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>>60607162
post favourite group
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>>60607166
ah yes it's the "naughty-humour" boys

how very unfunny
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*listens to Nobody Does It Better*
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>>60607153
It's one of the saltiest things I've ever eaten
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>>60607199
not with a desk like this! haha

>>60607211
fuck off john/kevin/julia/tony/malcolm
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the world is a vampire

sent to drai-ee-aaii-ee-aaain
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>>60607199
>rugby

who literally gives a fuck
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>>60607153
tell me about the bun, why is it too small?
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have had Afghanistan on repeat for about 2 days
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*listens to wonderwall*
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>>60607199
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reckon i might be a libertarian

yeah... reckon i might look into

alright
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Anyone else rarely wear underwear?

I hate it, really love the feel of my willy and bum against the rough texture of jeans or the smooth cotton of shorts.
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>>60607237
I can think of something saltier that you've eaten plenty of, Hans
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>>60607257
vote katter
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How come bender means gay?
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>>60607263
You sick fuck.
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>>60607257
good lad

>>60607278
bad lad
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I might like you better
if we slept together
;)
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>>60607286
they bend over to get bummed
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>>60607263
My willy is too big to do this unfortunately
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I really enjoy videos of massive orgies. Just thought I'd share that.
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>>60607286
what's the term for not being gay
now compare that to bender
what's the relation
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>>60607286
Just sounds right
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>>60607286
it's the opposite of straight
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hold up just a minute


wait

whats the difference

wait whats the difference between anarcho-syndicist and libertarian??? hold on w-

*runs to the nearest telephone booth to ask my neighbour*
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*scrapes my fingernails down a chalkboard so hard that i tear them up and they become detached from the nail bed*

*run my two front teeth down a chalkboard so hard that they break and fall out*

*bite down on a fork as hard as i can and then scrape it along my teeth*

*take a huge bite directly into a super cold ice cream*
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need /brit/ to write a joke for me

i need to say something along the lines of 'it's like x [in the sense that it's weird] but it warms up to you'

how can i make a joke like that
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having a right laugh over here
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spending my days watching childrens cartoon lads
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>>60607264
Not a Hans
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>the one brit that copies everything the australians do

what's his story?
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>>60607333
was literally eating ice cream as i read this
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>>60607255
I felt the pain
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my willy in sentient lads
just had a nice chat with her about quantum mechanics and the inevitable consequences of AI on society
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>>60607353
this was literally top of UK news for a few days

>>60607355
>that fresh passport
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>>60607338
potato famine
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>>60607353
Hate the noisy thieving cunts desu hope it happens to every last one of them
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>>60607415
>my willy
>her
hmm
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ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHU AKBAAARR!!!
>>
found a good post:
>>68262881
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Rugby is fucking boring as fuck don't get why people like it tbqh it's just a big group of men pushing against each other and occasionally running and then the referee blows for a penalty for no apparent reason
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>>60607248
Literally a lot of people, football pussy.
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>>60607432
Me too but it would cruel on the seagulls to get one in every Indian restaurant
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>>60607432
CAAAAAWW
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>>60607355
>European Union
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>>60605611
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>>60607459
silly me

>>>/sp/68262881
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>>60607464
COME ON ENGLANDDDD'
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are there any reliable ways of getting rid of birth marks or at least reducing them?

got a huge one on my bum cheek, any of you lads got them?
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>>60607509
>ukraine flag
cant breathe
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>>60607511
That Bio Oil stuff
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>>60607511
Got one on my ballsack desu
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>british """"""tourists""""""

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuOstGw39nI
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>>60607511
Might be able to help but I'll need to identify which kind of birthmark it is, do you have any pics?
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How far would a salary of £35k get me in Londonistan lads? Don't really want to live there, but seen this job come up that I might have a chance at and I'm tempted by the £££ desu. Would I be able to save £5-10k and still enjoy an ok standard of living?
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>>60607552
i will not be posting pictures of my bottom thank you
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>>60607417
It's my 3rd one but first time ive used it to travel
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>>60607551
>Implying that beating up those Muzzies was a bad thing

It's part of our culture you fucking bigot
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>>60607555
yeah you'll be fine lad as long as you don't live centrally. is the job north or south?
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>>60607489
I warned you
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Wonder what our passports will look like when we Brexit. Hope we get them in a different colour.
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Want some seagull tikka masala?
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>>60607555
20k a year is fine to live in London tee bee haych. 20k after tax is the standard PhD wage and you can live on that but not save anything. If someone is paying you 35k you should be able to save
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>>60607638
POST HIS FUCKING NAME
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*gets jiggy with it*
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>>60607657
>still angry
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need an ugly gf
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>tfw fisted my arse too much over such a long period of time
>tfw my arsehole is semi-gaped and partially prolapsed at all times
>tfw can no longer enjoy anal masturbation
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewZZNeYDiLo

actual tune
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just need a gf
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>>60607597
youre niggers and muzzies yourself
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>>60606917
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>>60607709
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>>60607707
This is why I only use a thin anal wand, keeps my bp nice and tight :3
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>>60607609
In Lambeth, which I think is fairly central? Guess it could be commutable from a cheaper area though.
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>>60607750
doesn't it feel boring though? i can't get off unless i properly fill myself up

deep and thick or go home 2bh m9
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>>60607707
but you cant "stretch" an orifice, can you?
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>>60607648
Does that mean I could live a standard life and save up to £15k minus whatever they tax me on that?
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>>60607723
>anglos
>white
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>>60607765
yeah lad if you go more than 3 stops from clapham in pretty much any direction you get to affordable areas desu
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>>60607707
>>60607750
>>60607775
disgusting filth
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>>60607787
my bumhole seems to think otherwise

it won't ever be as tight as it was
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>>60607730
>that half cooked shit
>omlette
no friend, that's another dish
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>>60607775
Nah, I just enjoy the feeling of something sliding over my prostate. That's what gets me off, being stuffed just feels uncomfortable for me.
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lads just realised that a passge about the jews in England and Ireland in the 30 year old James Joyce book im reading isnt in the newer editions as I tried to look for it just then

haha
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doing an essay on Schindler's List and the critical discussion around the movie is incredibly depressing
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>>60607818
It looks done to me
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>>60607832
>being stuffed just feels uncomfortable for me

how long have you done it for? it always feels like that at the start but after a while it gets pleasurable

also i can't prostate orgasm too easily so maybe that's why i go for big things
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>i stuff shit up my arse because i'm a sick bender

jesus christ this is /int/ the fuck's that got to do with anything piss off you weirdos
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back from the gym lads

finna masturbate
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>>60607853
>Film Studies
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>>60607853
alri high schooler
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>>60607878
>>60607807
come on lads it's 2016

literally guarantee you'd enjoy it if you tried
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>>60607853
why?
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LITTLE WHITE BOYS WILL BE SACRIFICED TO THE BBC
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>>60607868
Since I was like 16 and I'm 20 now. I can't prostate orgasm easily either but having something big up there just makes me sore and makes it even harder.
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>>60607925
wypipo
>>
is b&?
no? superb
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>be American news site
>start playing video as soon as you go on a page
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what the fuck is the name of the website literally everyone on 4chan uses for polls. looks like a notepad
has a pie chart
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>>60607970
surveymonkey
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>gayposting
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>>60607730
enjoy your salmon-ella
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>>60607970
bbc news?
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>>60607970
poal
>>
>>60607970
drinking-apparatus-poll.com
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kY1N2pC0L4

a true madman
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>>60607613
about what
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>>60608000
ah cheers buddy :^)
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>>60607890
it's not my major lad don't worry
>>60607904
it's literally just Jewish academics debating in what ways the film either advances or harms the Jewish (read: Zionist) cause
literally reading citing a source titled "But Is It Good for the Jews? "
not even an anti-semite but every single critical voice is debating how valuable the film is to Jews
>>
>>60607970
Was going to tell you the correct answer but everyone else is giving you humorous meme answers and I'd feel bad breaking the habit.
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>>60607970
Reddit
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haha poo

loo

they rhyme!

lets use them in our everyday language because we're a joke of a country anyway!
>>
>>60607853
one of the main elevator manufacturers in the world is called schindler. schindler's lifts. makes you think.
>>
Are cyber cafes still a thing?
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>God put a thing inside your arse that feels good to play with
>It's wrong to play with it
Ah yes, most impressive
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>>60608057
haha!
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>>60608060
FOY
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>>60608060
about?
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>>60608046
fuckiing TELl ME ANon pls pls pls
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>>60607970
foddersurvey
>>
CRUCIAL POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/10446957
http://www.strawpoll.me/10446957
http://www.strawpoll.me/10446957

CRUCIAL POLL
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>Stepdad might be getting sent to prison because of me
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>>60608171

>being a wife's son
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>>60608171
>getting bantz'd so hard you send him to prison

puss
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>>60608171
Didn't realise buggery was still illegal
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>>60608105
>FOY
if i'd said lift manufacturers it wouldn't have read as well you mong. it's true though, when you're in a hotel lift next have a look, about half the time it's a schindler's lift.
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>>60608162
fukcing FINALLY
>>60608160
>>60608052
>>60608046
>>60608008
>>60608001
>>60608000
FUCK YOU ALL
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>>60607970
runt-poll.org
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did a big poo
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>>60608218
If you didn't get it through mine you're a bit of a mong 2bh
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>>60608222
intriguing
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>>60608213
foy
>>
>It's more complex than how I used to thought
>But already I know
>The start is the end
>Everyone is mania in general
>You don't have time to sleep
>For to know others
>>
hmm
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>>60608222
You don't look happy about it anon. Did you tear your anus?
>>
https://youtu.be/jDiPAVPz1k4
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*begins opening third eye*

https://youtu.be/85C-IAoL-nA?t=118
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umm
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pint of Guinness pls, no logo in the foam
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>>60608323
Almost as funny as the part when an audience member with a strong Southern accent shouted out that she's Welsh.
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>>60608021
you know perfectly you spastic bender
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>you faggots are my only "friends"
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>>60608323
based audience member
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>>60608364
"Ooh, I've got a clover in me foam, I'm so important."
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>>60608366
"we are all brussels"
>>
when will my acne go away

this is ridiculous
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>>60608443
Try showering, greasy fucking runt.
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>>60608443
just wash your face
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40cda1n-yLY
pay close attention lads
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started raining really hard
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>>60608473
>>60608487
i shower every day you runts
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lel
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>know a load of people are off on this one day
>need to come in a couple hours late
>start by asking for the whole day off
>"negotiate" down to a half day off
>get more than I needed, still appear the good guy for compromising
who /playingthesystem/ here?
>>
>>60608443
eat healthily, do more exercise (competitive sport), use a natural facewash, shower daily.
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>>60608507
haha
>>
what shall I play TW Warhammer or Witcher 3?
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>>60608373
what did i tell you about your rudeness
also im not a homo
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>>60608489
nostalgic 2bh
>>
>>60608507
posting in epic thread
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>>60605618
>>60605725
>>60606336
>>60606399
>>60606681
>>60607354

potato famine
>>
>>60608506
https://www.reddit.com/r/SkincareAddiction/wiki/acne

benzoylperoxide is shit though
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>>60608519
>eat healthily,
already do

>do more exercise (competitive sport)
cba, but I walk several miles a day

>use a natural facewash
already do

>shower daily
already do
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>>60608568
fuck off you shitskin
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>>60608540
Shy FX dropped it at a festival last weekend
went off like a rocket
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>>60608572
It works really well but it absolutely destroys my skin at the same time
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>>60608507
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>>60608587
you just have shit tier genetics m8 get over it
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>>60608533
i'm filtering norway now, bye.
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>customer called Tony emails my line manager and signs it off "Toni"
>manager jokingly asks how someone could spell their own name wrong
>make a joke that he's getting a sex change
>week later find out he genuinely is and goes by Toni now
howling
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>>60608587
>already do
run me through your daily food intake
>cba, but I walk several miles a day
try riding a bike
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>>60608650
no dairy, no junk food, no sweets, no chocolate, etc
plenty of fruit etc

>try riding a bike
very dangerous here
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>>60608557
toasting in epic bread
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>>60608587
stop eating sugar
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>>60608639
wish you'd use a trip so i could filter you too desu
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>>60608647
t. prophet
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>>60608647
That's quite funny actually haha, has he started dressing like a woman yet?
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>>60608691
better?
>>
wearing one of those nigger bucket hats lmao
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>>60608639
a stab in the back

>>60608691
leave my friend alone
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>>60608680
roasting in epic sled
>>
not seen it rain this much in some time
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>>60608622
>destroys my skin
yeah thats why it sucks

try vitamin c serum + supplementation

and

putting towel over pillow

and

low gi diet similar to what >>60608679

and

drinking lots of water
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Are you ready to order?
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>>60608679
>no dairy
organic milk and dairy products are good for you m8

I guess you just have shit genetics, see a doctor or something
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>>60608749
>putting towel over pillow
Already do this

and I am >>60608679

>drinking lots of water
already do this

>supplementation
vitamins? already do that
>>
pint of heineken please and some salt and vinegar crisps
>>
step on the gas
>>
Make a new thread for me to shitpost in like good little puppets.
>>
i cant its a geo
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>>60608754
water on the rocks, no ice
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good lads
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did a new

>>60608823
>>60608823
>>60608823

did a new

>>60608823
>>60608823
>>60608823
>>
trying hard not to fall asleep
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>>60608833

actual new
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>>60608698
I think so, I've overheard his account manager talking to him/her/it about it a few times
Last time xe said xe's waiting for xer hair to grow out a bit haha
>>
yeah we'll grab the peking duck, the wok of ocean with some fried rice for pick up
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>>60608787
>vitamins? already do that
vitamin c serum on your face

go to a dermatologist if things arent improving, ask for a retinoid preferably
>>
>>60608821
Thought that was East Anglia for a sec
embarrassing
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