![00mosley2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ATaaQ1a.jpg "00mosley2[1].jpg")
Are you content today to be living financially and economically on American charity, selling up the house to the Yanks when he won't pay any more charity out?
Are you content to be occupied and protected by American aeroplanes?
Are you content to be in the position of an old woman, jipped by her young relations?
You who were the greatest power on earth fifty years ago, and still can be! Why do I say, 'you still can be'?
Because, my friends, I know you, I know the British people! I know that twice in my lifetime in the world war I fought in, in the world war the younger men fought in.
We the British have put our effort, our energy of valour, of heroism, unequalled in the history of mankind edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No1ZmYiKeRY
crayon pop
alri
NOT REPLYING SIR
>>60601360
/brit/ and all other generals need to be moved to an alternative /int/ board called /intg/
cara
Not a fan of chinks 2bh
![The+quot+girls+quot+of+today+only+crave+the+dicks+of+african+_1c9f2dcfd4381b2d35f2cd316526efc2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IiM6hvV.jpg "The+quot+girls+quot+of+today+only+crave+the+dicks+of+african+_1c9f2dcfd4381b2d35f2cd316526efc2[1].jpg")
>/brit/ and all other generals need to be moved to an alternative /int/ board called /intg/
>unironically using an imageboard website as a chatroom
>>60601376
You could just filter them tbf
>>60601398
Like you just did
>>60601374
(You) my crayon post one more time and I'm going to swap to a different kpop group
>>60601377
what do you think of this???? x
http://www.angelfire.com/rebellion2/goyim/je1.pdf
>I could spend my time productively but instead I opt to post in /brit day-in day-out, looking at the exact same jokes and referneces being dished out endlessly
sort it out lads
morning lads. not the nonce though, the nonce can fuck off.
>>60601401
no because they are unnecessary traffic and they're 20-30 threads essentially wasted, meaning less popular but more on-topic threads can get demoted
post 1111 for private convo
>>60601422
it's important to find balance tbf
reckon majority here work/study/gym/play sport/read etc
no worse than watching television
infact it's unaffected by ads
>>60601411
go on
i give you my (You)'s regardless because i love you (as a bro ofc, no homo)
>I could literally use a different website besides 4chan to have a sustained chat/thread, but instead I choose to pollute an image board which exists on the notion of temporary threads with my shitty general
why?
death to the britshit
more Power to Pakistanis
>>60601468
such is the nature of things lad, accept it or remain forever aggravated
>/brit/ is my substitute for having friends
>I come to /int/ for a social life, which involves pretending to be a lad on the internet
jesus
Done a photoshop, lads.
Thoughts?
*insults The Growlers*
>>60601441
It's not like a good thread is going to be bumped out of the catalog because of generals.
>>60601490
>accepting defeat like a dog
>>60601498
you leave that surf goth band alone.
>>60601498
*blows vuvuzuela* BRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT
WRONGGGGGG YOU'RE WROOOONG
HERE'S WHERE YOUR WRONG PAL
1. FUCK OFF
>>60601492
we're all real lads brother
>>60601457
you're such a fucking creep
>>60601505
it very well could be.
generals are literally cancer, they need to be moved to an /intg/ board or something
I've only seen one or two generals that was actually /int/ related and not just some weird type of chatroom
genuinely terrified of sex
>>60601510
alright enjoy that uphill battle you angry little terrier you *ruffles hair while you snap at my ankles* aww ha ha ha ha
>>60601523
good lad
>>60601529
said the NEET
good morning lads
enjoy conversation, brother
>>60601530
for you
>>60601420
rather not say
>>60601541
You're clearly exaggerating
>Bangor, Maine: Woman Makes Online Plea for Birthday Cards for 18-Year-Old Autistic Cousin
>The woman made the plea on Facebook for people to send cards after saying that her cousin, Hallee, spent her 18th birthday alone last year. She said Hallee celebrates her 19th birthday in July.
why does she get a facebook trend but not me
>>60601569
believe in yourself mate
see you later lads
got the dwp up my arse
>>60601598
...*runs away and hides - peeking from rock with a long stick as protection*
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>And I claim that in the ranks of our Blackshirt legions march the mighty ghosts of England’s past and their strong arms around us and their voices echo down the ages saying “Onwards!”
>Together in Britain we have lit a flame that the ages shall not extinguish, guard that sacred flame my brother Blackshirts until it illuminates Britain and lights again the path of mankind
>>60601602
fucking normie cunt
why cant she understand maybe her cousin wanted to be alone
last thing I want is someone started a plea to gain sympathy for me looking like a sadcase
>>60601496
I like it
The Best Post Is The One That Doesn't Need A (You) To Give You Satisfaction
>>60601599
I'm not exagerating at all, generals take up about 1/3 of this board but have literally nothing to do with this board and are just social chatrooms
>>60601599
I have a confession, thailad.
I once beat a groundhog to death in a jealous rage. I later found out it was actually a very hairy child. That is why I can never return to Canada.
Later that week, my virginity was carried away by a hawk. I haven't seen it since.
>>60601693
*cigarette drops from my mouth in shock*
CAMILLA
GET THE NUMBER FOR UH... NEVERMIND FIND THIS MAN AND OFFER HIM A BOOK DEAL
thailad has a high pitched voice and doesn't have a hair on his body
>>60601662
tbf there was a picture of the girl sitting alone at a table with balloons
I imagine I will get 3-4 happy birthdays this year and only 1 will be from a friend
>>60601688
ok, well start a petition or something m8, cheers.
>>60601693
For your penance: fill your bathroom sink with water, submerge your face and shout as loud as you can "the Jews did this"
>>60601688
The whole of 4chan is in English, it's nice for countries to have a place to talk in their own language.
>Reading the EU would not bring mass immigration under control
ah yes I wonder who wrote this piece
>Dhananjayan Sriskandarajah
hmmmm
Are black UKIP supporters "house niggers"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gHLfMXb0Yg
>>60601750
>Reading the EU
I already peeked at the end tbH, Germany did it
>>60601762
Nah, they're good lads.
>>60601762
No, only paki immigrants use that term
*walks into the office late*
"how many Turks today Camilla?"
"14,000, sir"
*holds belly with laughter while I take off my top hat and coat"
ha ha ha ha, very good... very good
*looks out window overlooking Brussells contentedly*
![mqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oVXbynY.jpg "mqdefault[1].jpg")
>RobinHoodUKIP
look at this fucking dog
>>60601788
A white woman called me that on instagram
>>60601806
not a good meme
>>60601762
stop spamming this link you nigger
Do not look at the dog
>>60601806
Ah yes. That's quite something.
Makes me want to start a small semi-automated hydroponic lettuce farm.
*sees Farage talking to a group in the EU headquarters courtyard*
"Camilla, have that man killed"
"We've tried sir.. he.. he keeps getting away"
*Farage turns his head and looks into the window knowingly*
"Christ! *closes blinds* Do you think he saw me looking at him?"
>>60601836
I have glanced, what should I do?
>>60601825
Fair enough then lad, maybe it's a general lefty term then.
whenever I want to be misogynistic in public I say white women instead of just women
if I want to be anti-semitic I say zionists instead of jews
goes down a treat and I recommend it to all of you
1859
i genuinely hate you so much
>>60601860
Blind yourself.
>>60601860
I'm afraid you're going to have to boil 3 pentagrams and inhale about 3 1/2 kilos of liquid grievance.
*Buzz*
Sir, Farage on line 3
"What the bloody hell?"
*scurries off to lunch*
"Tell him I'm not here"
*open elevator to find Farage on his phone*
"Hello Juncker"
>>60601880
Should I report her to the police?
>>60601885
dude I m just here... havin a good time with my buddies... and you come along with your FACIST ignorance .... baka......
*has a party in my low set 1 story brick house built in 1980*
oi boys come over and get on
>>60601924
Might be a solid bit of banter
*puts on The Avalanches - Since I Left You*
Dear Poleaboo
Thank you for your application regarding our Sales Adviser position.
As you can imagine, there were a great number of very good candidates and we regret after careful consideration, you have been unsuccessful on this occasion.
Thank you for your interest in schuh.
Yours sincerely
schuh recruitment team
*takes a snap*
oii.. boys.. boys get in here boys get the corona in boys hahaha
*spills corona on white stussy t*
FUCK brandon what the FUCK
DO
*starts stacking cans of Kronenbourg in the party aussie's fridge*
>>60601990
still never got round to listening to that album
hope it's better than that dogshit song they just put out
HAS ANYONE CALLED THE CABS
BOOK AHEAD
*comes to the party with no drinks*
ay lad can I scab a beer?
>>60601952
yes, an encyclopedia should be fine.
Ah yes, just tipped off a local meth dealer.
OI BOYS
PUT On
PUT On THE AHhaha
*plugs in ipod and changes song every 30 seconds*
*spots a stray can of Fosters in the corner of the fridge*
*hands it to the Australian*
WAHEY IT'S LIKE BEING BACK HOME FOR YOU NOW, THROW A SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE MOYTE!
*everyone laughs*
*drops a can of Kronenbourg*
AH shit
hmm
>>60602091
Oi, here y'go mate
Poleaboos dad is pretty much forcing him to go to Firday prayers since it's Ramadan
*gives a bit of bance*
*gets cut off by yelling girl*
*doesnt talk for the remainder of the night*
oi giz us some weed ay
>>60602172
*repeatedly looks over to you throughout the night, giving you the "You alright mate?" eyebrows*
*opens can*
*sprays all over me shirt and new nike roshes*
AWWWWWWWWWWWW MATE
awwwwwwwWWWWWWW MATE
FUCK *runs hand in hair*
mate.....
Doing a covalent bond, lads.
*stands in the corner quietly*
Fuck why did I even come these people hate me.
Germany's finance minister is bullying us again
hope you're all watching the Queen's birthday service on the Beeb, lads
Had a bad chest bug this year, Feburary march, could barely speak back then
>>60602209
hey maye tehow hware you me names Josh *shakes yer hand*
*walks off*
*talks to a girl all night but leaves it at that*
>>60602198
WAHEYYY
Mate, I asked for the news not the weather! hahaha
>>60602236
Poleaboo hopes that filthy old slag will die soon
She's already broken various records for living on bennies
>>60602236
what time is it on?
*turn up wearing one of my best fits*
*spill goon all over it while girls laugh*
i wish i could place all actionposters into a black bin liner and leave it in the thames overnight
Who working from home here
Would you rather go on a weeklong backpacking trip with your aunt and uncle and their family today or earn 1500 dollars one year from now
>>60602236
Sorry no i dont have my Fedora to hand
>>60602269
now lad
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/live-tv/gb/bbc-1-live-stream
inseminated an ever expanding series of polecats, lads.
Praise be.
>>60602314
cheers m8
have call centre work on the Queen's birthday lads
can not wait to be shouted at for ringing on a public holiday
>>60602281
not me! HHAAHAHAHAHAHHA
ahaaha
ha
>>60602348
>notepad++
good lad
>>60602348
>wew.html
>>60602369
I wasn't feeling very creative today
*thinks about the jews and such mid party*
>Why yes I partake in the celebration of Her Majesty's 90th birthday
These hedgehog pajamas DON'T FIT!!!
![4723349+_88af79e0dba2e350718597cebf11bb0b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kPadHwh.jpg "4723349+_88af79e0dba2e350718597cebf11bb0b[1].jpg")
>>60602513
bizarre filename
>>60602513
Being edgy about cultural traditions is clearly the fedora stance.
>>60602538
That's because you're not a hedgehog!
What a silly person you are.
![eji-06[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xhxzprD.jpg "eji-06[1].jpg")
>>60602538
>pajamas
foy
>>60602513
t. Rasheed
>>60602607
I stand corrected.
*listens to what you're saying*
mmh
yeah ok
that's a fair argument
BUT
now yeah but
listen mate
*reaches into pocket*
*waves passport at you*
yeah?
yeah i think so
*puts all action posters in a black bin liner and leave it in the thames overnight*
>>60602698
Delightful post
>>60602707
i only have white bin liners
>>60602725
racist
>all this tripe because the queen is 90
why
literally why
>>60602707
>>60602723
>>60602698
not an argument
lads if I brought my gf over to meet you one day, please be nice. i think you'd like her she's a decent lass
>>60602790
post her knees
>she
>>60602769
because this is probably her last milestone mate...
>Buy-to-let landlords likely to increase rents to offset higher costs
Would anyone miss landlords if they went ""missing""
>>60602790
Wouldn't you need to have a gf to do that?
>>60602790
*you open my door and lead her in*
*she looks up to see me squatting naked with a shit-eating grin on my face*
*cups my hand under my arsehole and unloads a tirade of faeces onto my palm*
*flings poo at your and your girlfriend whilst moving forward in a crab-like motion*
*you both retreat outside and i slam the door shut with my foot*
haha mate just banter
>>60602769
the likeliness of living to a 100 is bretty low
>>60602790
I'm certain everyone would be on their best behaviour m8.
>>60602848
>>60602812
do they only do it every 10 years then?
thought they did it every birthday
>lots of out voters will be in France for the Euros and be unable to vote leave on the 23rd
Why is this allowed? It's going to lose Leave a huge number of votes.
gf catapulted a rock through my window with this attached
I want anne hathaway to sit on my face
*hears the door open and a girls voice*
*scrambles to lock door and hide in cupboard*
>>60602879
what is a postal or proxy vote
Disguised as a woodlouse he infiltrated her.
Desire uncoming.
A life unbuilt.
Mesopotamian peasant girls shimmering in the velvet embrace of gentle moonlight.
Ashes on the breeze.
A sense of peace.
>>60602879
>lots of out voters will be in France for the Euros and be unable to vote leave on the 23rd
Hope the Normie bastards get stranded there desu
>>60602978
found the 20 stone friendless autist
if thailad doesn't respond to this post within 3 minutes and 45 seconds i'm gonna neck myself
>>60603029
VERY good banter
>>60603042
Don't do that
Going home, talk te'ye again, bye.
>tfw not really a stoner
>was drunk one day and decided to be cheeky and buy a twentybag
>only really smoke with mates since i can't roll myself and don't smoke often
>have one or two spliffs, then take it home and stash it in my room
>room beginning to pong of dudeweedlmao
not nice
>>60603029
I bet they wouldn't go to Syria and shout that.
>>60603196
>I bet they wouldn't go to Syria
Correct
A louse and a grouse and a mouse built a house.
It was condemned by building standards authority due to improper load distribution.
Someone could have been seriously hurt.
would love to join a mercenary company and be a sellsword, rogue who kills for coin...that's me. I'm your guy
*improperly distributes my load onto your face*
>>60603310
hat
Rate my accy.
£70-80 return
>>60603365
what does "win-draw-win" mean?
>>60603365
croats will draw
"WE ARE BRITISH WE ARE BETTER THAN THIS"
doggy style just feels right
i think it's the evolutionary natural way to shag and impregnate 2bh, I'm always instinctively drawn to fucking from behind
morning
what teams have you lads got in your office sweepstakes?
>>60603427
good morning la
>>60603392
the type of bet he's done, he's bet on a win (france @ 1.30)
>>60603447
how you doing lid
>>60603434
Portugal & Ukraine
>>60603412
But I want to kiss them
>>60603452
yeh i get that but why does it say "win draw win" below each one?
also the odds on croatia are pretty good imo
>>60603456
got an exam at 4 :/
wbu?
>>60603512
good luck xo
need to go into uni to pick up some tickets but apart from that not doing a lot
>new jobs drug policy is they won't employ anyone thar takes recreational drugs
Bit harsh lads? Last place I worked said just don't do it at work
>>60603485
what do you mean why does it say it? it's just the type of bet i don't know a way of explaining it more easier than that
Fumpo Tuggins and the albatross boys, Live tonight at the Hammersmith odeon.
Free goat meat for the first 80 attendees.
drinking a calimocho
>have hayfever
>eyes go red
>just makes my irises look even more green than usual
who else /pretty/ here?
>>60603459
not bad desu. i got ireland and northern ireland. bit fucked off by it, cost me £2 each and i've got no chance of winning anything except the worst team in the tournament prize
>>60603622
nvm im chatting shit to get away from doing work
>>60603665
I have blue eyes , but every time my eyes go red I look albino
wish proleaboo would bloody piss off the swarthy lard arse
>>60603671
Unlucky mate, I spend £1 on each of mine, got Portugal first - should've just stuck with it
Someone else here got Romania, Wales and Northern Ireland haha
>>60603771
wales are going to win it mate i don't know what you're laughing about
>>60601321
>Germoney finance minister tell that without open borders germans will become inbreed...
>>60603444
>>60603444
>>60603444
Fuck the EU, please vote out
>>60603797
hahahahaha
2 lads already arrested in france and the euros havent even started yet lmao
chebs
>>60603816
As an inbred person I can honestly say it isn't as bad as they make it out to be
>>60603092
In some funny kind of way doesn't it make you strangely proud to be English?
>>60603868
Good post my man, give me 7
Australian Style Point System for skilled Commonwealth pakis, curries and wogs>>>>>>>>>Uncontrolled quota based European Union system for unskilled Bulgarians, Poles, Romanians, Syrians, etc
>Tfw the audience told Farage to shut up on QT
>>60603868
fuck off paki
>>60603928
cringed at this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8rlkeQgbtU
>>60603964
oooo chimpanzeethat!
>>60603816
Frexit when?
doing a sit here for eight hours and wait for the football
>>60603928
what kind of melt tells a politician to shut up on a show designed for them to voice their opinions?
>>60604044
shut up
>>60604044
delete your account
I'm banned from posting at home lads
In the library rn
Love a good "shut up"
test
business idea: /brit/ creates it's own trade union
>>60604112
shut up
>>60604026
In 2022 when Marine will become president, actually we are now the more anti EU country in all Europe.
lads
If I'm a skinny skeleton twat and I start eating a large amount of calories a day, how long would it take me to get to normal size/weight?
>>60601321
He looks like Bachar el-Assad
>>60604150
>actually we are now the more anti EU country in all Europe.
Oh yeah, that's why you're having a referendum to leave it
OH WAIT
shut up
>>60604146
bit rude
voting for strike action
>>60604150
>In 2022 when Marine will become president
Will this ACTUALLY happen though lad? She hasn't been having a good go at it so far
>>60604151
8 days
>>60604151
don't do this you'll regret it
>>60604214
? why
I just want to be normal for once in my life
gonna go out to get some lunch lads. anyone want anything?
>>60604214
is that a threat
>>60604151
9 days
well if shes this motherf*eaking epic she has my vote ftw really just ftw
i mean like this is like so lit broooooo haha epic really really just epic
>>60604234
because you'll become skinny fat and there's no point
just stay skeleton or go gym or something instead of just eating shit to get there
>>60604243
yes
>>60604242
magnum
I'm a fucking runt
this is not how i pictured my 22 self
>>60604256
bruhhh Trump fans taking a big L 100 100
>>60604151
Pay attention to your macronutrients
If you get your calorie surplus from just eating calorie-dense foods, they'll likely be very fatty and you'll look even worse
btfo
http://ruinmysearchhistory.com
Lads
>>60604285
H A I R Y
A
I
R
Y
>>60604305
hey joe rogan
>>60604306
Who the fuck thought "Delete your account." would be a good move?
>>60604306
Nah, Hillary had way more retweets. She clearly won.
>>60604306
nice to see american political discourse has embraced mad bants
>>60604305
>>60604273
Then how the fuck do I become a normal size
Like normal fucking people
I don't care about le muscles le fucking 6 pack, I just want to look normal you fucking mugs
>>60604372
Well then eat cheese and drink beer but also fucking move about a bit and pick things up
>>60604372
If you want to get bigger don't do it without incorporating some form of muscle building.
Take up rockclimbing or something.
*barks at you*
>>60604344
the whole thing's weird desu, two people vying to be in charge of the most powerful country in the world having a slagging match on twitter. and a shit cringey one too. at least hire comedians to do it for you.
>>60604424
haha literally me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qEFFR8gX6k
>le fag smoking pint man
fuck off
BREMAIN
I would like to acknowledge the Eora people who are the traditional custodians of this land. I would also like to pay respect to the elders past and present of the Eora nation and extend that respect to other Aboriginal people present.
-------------------------------------------
alri
>>60604372
>not naturally becoming normal size
i was a small skinny kid, now i'm 6'2 and weigh 80kg :)))))))))))))
>>60604453
how?
>>60604424
AUGH!
*clasps chest*
ughhhh, fucking h-
*breathes out heavily*
fucking hell mate, you fucking had me g
*deep breath in, blows it out from the sides of my mouth*
you fucking had me...
phhhewwwww
>>60604501
LANKLETS BTFO
