/brit/ ratto edition
cara
maisie
see man driving a german whip
I can't take this fuckign humidity
>>60591615
feed ducks in the park with peas and that
>>60591596
stop posting pictures of her to /brit/ the second the thread is started you stalking faggot also she's a lesbian and will never love you
why do I get so depressed during the night
alri
bump hump
Evening lads
This is my first /brit/ thread I created after many years of browsing. I hope it doesn't get deleted.
>>60591583
wew
>>60591620
but it was her first message to me on tinder
>>60591661
post it
I'm so happy with my life
ahahahahahahaha
post in this thread if you're also happy with you're life
>>60591630
pure bigots in this bits
i never see no man helping refugee
Heavily contemplating suicide lads.
From an academic perspective.
>>60591660
been here years and never made a /brit/ thread
too scared
Unironically watched this lad dry hump my gf on the dance floor at a party. They were going to go upstairs but I interrupted her by offering her a drink but pretended I was oblivious to what was going on
how did people know what a fetish was before the internet?
>>60591584
youre like putty in my hands
the easiest man to b8 in the world
>>60591638
good post +1
>>60591696
it was called a "perversion"
>>60591684
I made a Brit thread about the IRA
it's not hard and everyone used it no matter what the subject is
>>60591675
im a normie so yeah
>handsome
>rich
>have friends
>have casual sex often
>>60591684
One time I said I was gonna make a thread and had everyone waiting around for it but I never made it
>>60591675
tfw had friends tell me they'd trade their lives for mine at the drop of a hat
i don't even know why lmao, it's not that great
could this man be your very own bernie sanders?
>>60591727
None of that gave me happiness desu
>>60591737
huh? who the hell is that?
>>60591672
not that exiting 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUwsQHiyOM8\
this is literally the greatest sport ever
>>60591684
there was a time when i made 50%+ of all /brit/ threads
>>60591750
oh
thought there'd be a message to go with it
>>60591742
casual sex doesnt. but getting in shape and finding a good group of friends did
>>60591750
>2 June
What are you doing!
>>60591760
did you the ones with the rioting guy with fire in the background op image
>>60591737
he's better than any politician I know
>>60591737
FACT.
Really makes you think
would anyone here like to buy some sarin gas off me?
>>60591761
might honestly just unmatch her i cannot deal with this pressuer
>>60591770
it never shows up until i actually open tinder for me not sure why
>these yanks thinking they can banter
You'd probably start crying if you got bantered irl
>>60591798
send something simple back desu
>>60591791
>>60591762
>finding a good group of friends
ah yes, if only I'd thought of that
>>60591799
Try me
>gf gives a greeting kiss for this guy
>lasts EXACTLY 6 seconds on the lips right in front of me
>>60591798
It's been an entire week
Drop her
You fucked up
>>60591786
i saw a video awhile back about the commercials that lower level brazilian politicians make and so many people running for offices pretty much act like clowns
is your politics really that memeish?
>>60591808
>>60591834
its not like i was going to go outside to meet her anyway 2 b h
>>60591823
remember seeing a webm or this situation
>>60591856
well maybe you should try, it could be fun!
>grow in what people would call a redneck or white trash family
>grew up in rural southern backwoods community
>everyone knows each other
>none of them work 9-5 jobs, they all do landscaping or random handyman work
>none of them graduated high school
>every other day they drink cheap beer, go mudding, hunting, or fishing.
>they seem happier than anyone I've met at college that is educated
Going to drop out and rejoin them I think
>>60591823
doesnt sound like she should be your gf aynymore bro
>>60591860
yes someone please post this
lel
>>60591816
literally never said it was something hard to think of.
just said it happened and made me happy. casual sex didnt
your shitty attitude is probably why no one likes you
>Work in Tesco
>Literally hear the self service checkout voice in my head while I try to sleep
Send help lads
just fuck my shit up senpai
just came inside my gf lads, feels good being a normie
>>60591872
"Garuantee some random fuck fishing in rivers living in a village in burma has higher life satisfaction than sad shites like us"
took it from a /brit/ post a month ago
really makes u think, not just the meme way
>>60591916
lmao
really makes you think
>>60591896
Re: >>60579592
don't get it t︃bh
Why is cuckposting still a thing?
>>60591930
FONT
Why the fuck don't British houses have air conditioning for when it gets hot? I can't fucking sleep reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>60591903
I have this too except I work in a slaughterhouse not Tesco, and it's the screaming of lambs, not self-checkout
gee, thanks
>Isaac Asimov
>>60591872
take a gap year or something and do things that you think are fun on your own without having to hang out with a bunch of lazy fucking rednecks
>>60591964
sluvsluvsluvsluvsluv
>>60591947
hmm, can't award full marks, see me after the lesson
watched the water diviner just now, poor aussies fighting for literally no reason on their behalf
ww1 was FUCKED
>>60591982
fuck off billionaire
>>60591965
that's what your mother thought while giving birth to you
>>60591930
fuck that
having a kid terrifies me desu
>>60591972
his stuffs pretty interesting and fun though.....
>>60591900
im not the nicest person but that's not the reason I don't have friends
i live kinda far away from where I went to school and when school finished I slowly stopped seeing all my friends
tune
>>60591990
australians are natural warriors and took up the cause to help the crown
saw this black lad lay his hands on my gfs arse, she did nothing and smiled... Acted like they were cuddling. Felt angry but also aroused. Part of me wanted to stop them but another part deep inside of me wanted them to go further. I wanted to watch this black lad inseminate her right there on the floor in front of me
Wish Summer would fuck off desu
>>60592016
i will be your friend =)
>>60592007
>when you forgot protection
>when she assures you she's on the pill
couldn't do it
would you?
>>60592048
vote? absolutely
>>60591965
Virus?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7tOAGY59uQ
forgot to link tune
>>60592042
>tfw have done this many times and there could potentially be little versions of me running around somewhere
wife's son just asked me why cuck posting is still a thing
>>60592032
>fighting for another country across the globe with absolutely nothing to gain
don't get this and don't think i ever will but then again those were different times
>>60592065
felt heavenly though, didn't dare going for too long
Ahh yes
im american but i was born in Kyoto.... i am half japanese... i swear...
>>60592042
m8 I don't even do it if im using a condom they provided
my m8 unironically had a girl give him one that looked like a colander when there was water in it
is it gay if I want a big black daddy cock to pound my arsehole and fill it up with spunk?
>voting
wew
>>60592038
where you livin
>>60592079
yeah i hate condoms they are awful things
>>60591964
I'd literally rather hear dying animals than fucking HAS SOMETHING BEEN REMOVED FROM YOUR BAG again.
>>60592084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOvOK6H22j4
>>60592048
yeah
looks like a hot 60 year old
>>60592075
never, ever dog your m8s
>>60592088
Nah
>>60592104
we can swap for a bit and see how it works out
>>60592081
>Gaikwad
>Kike
>Wad = money
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm makes u think
>>60592088
do your balls touch?
>>60592088
yeah thats really fucking gay
>>60591972
dumb fedoraposter
Stop fucking cuckposting
Makes ya think
>>60592088
well if it is, I don't want to be straight
>wew
>kek
>lel
i hate how I can't type anything bad about females without feeling like an edgelord about it, example:
All men are selfish cunts (no-one cares)
All women are selfish whores (everyone loses their mind)
>>60592081
Just confirms the theory that pakis unironically hate arabs, inferiority complex and all that
RRRAUGH'M GOING WILD
>>60592144
heh
>>60592088
Pretty patrician
>>60592132
The Scotch should be killed
>>60592132
wish i had a qt gf who was good at sports
>Mfw me and the lads bantered a yank and he tried to sue us
So did Poleaboo shank his old man or what?
>>60592185
shut the fuck up dude
>tfw seeing all these Scottish girls pushing around muletto babies in their prams in glasgow
>>60592185
>Mfw me and the bros roasted a Brit and he did nothing to us
>Mfw a britshit called me a loud, nasty, thin-skinned fraud so I sued him
>Mfw I have no face
need to bury my face in a pair of chebs lads
>The Scotch should be killed
Cumming inside a vagina of an attractive young woman is literally the best feeling in the universe.
And you can do it in many positions, all of which being excellent. My favourite is unironically missionary - it's the classic baby making position.
>>60592212
>glasgow
they're irish
Yankin me third leg are ya
>>60592233
got some for you right here
*pushes moobs together*
please ignore the hair
>>60592249
*doesn't ignore it*
>Mfw there are actually yanks In this thread right now
>>60592238
>tfw she begs you to cum inside her
Unironically came to this
*crushes the rebellious scots*
>>60592132
Mozart could compose a tune but a bet he couldni compose a fine bit ae Scottish patter with 140 characters on Twitter
>>60592281
me swinging from the tree
>>60592281
>You will never own slaves.
>>60592281
Does 8muses have any new things?
been through most of it.
see the mirror hanging there
face of silver, frame of black
oculus of glass, i stare
and feel you staring back
this is his will
*drops*
>>60592274
adonbilivit
>>60592261
ty for making me feel like a pretty princess
WILL GRIGGS ON FIRE
>>60592238
>universe
it would be cool if they made an new MMO that didn't suck dick and that was as good or better than any mmo ever was
i bet the next big mmo will be something VR related..
>>60592327
this desu
best feeling in the multiverse
>>60592333
>it would be cool
No it wouldn't you fucking virgin manchild
any more news on the new musou game? hope it is berserk desu
I want a man from brum
>>60592333
the best mmo is real life you fuckin nerd lmao
>>60592333
You can just tell with absolute certainty that 15 year olds make these posts
there's some obscure early 00s song that has been stuck in my head for years and I have no idea what it is
driving me insane
whoops heh heh, dropped my manchild card
>>60592360
hope they get the sailing mechanics right
>>60592384
sing it to me
>>60592384
Club Foot by Kasabian
>>60592396
>tfw it's the entire game
>VR
Good....good......all according to the plan
>>60592399
i don't know any of the lyrics and if I whistle it, it sounds really generic
>>60592420
hum it on vocaroo
i'm good at identifying songs (have a method)
>>60592411
>nipple protruding shirt
cuckerburg back at it again
*opens third eye*
ah yes...
now you'll all know my TRUE power
it would be cool if they made girls that liked me and that didn't suck other guys dicks and that was as good or better than any porn ever was.
i bet the next big mmo will be something VR related..
>>60592356
>>60592367
>>60592381
grow up, MMOs are fun.
t. old school rs player
also, you can't see how much xp you gain irl clearly like you can in an mmo so stfu
also shitty things like looks and other arbitrary factors don't matter on MMOs and the only thing that matters is the xp you have, so clearly is meritocratic. RWTing aside.
>>60592408
tbqh i think it's pretty hard to make a good game out of guts' story
mountain blade set in the berserkverse would be much more interesting
>yanks are unironically posting in this thread right now
>>60592439
I've opened all seven, and I'm currently working on the secret eighth
>>60592439
no, noooo, NOOOOO
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*gets vaporized*
>>60592453
We are imperialist
You think Big Kev's watching the hockey finals right now?
i feel bad for people who have never gotten into an mmo
>>60592453
They'd probably let a lad shag their wife.
Proper disgrace to their countrymen, honestly.
>>60592475
I dont. They probably actually went out with friends in secondary school unlike me.
just woke up lads haha
*thinks of you*
was massively into disney's toontown and club penguin back in the day desu
>>60592384
Beethoven's 9th Symphony
>>60592475
was runescape a mmo? that was an amazing game
>>60592238
must be nice
wanna feel that feel someday haha
>>60592493
I was too busy playing sports and being in a band
Also I had a shit computer and shittier Internet
>>60592449
yeah I get you
idk, the musou format could work for the golden age saga, carving up large numbers of enemies as various band of the hawk members, alt campaign with Chuder and Kushan or something
a m&b mod would be v. nice desu
wonder if anyone here has played this
>>60592503
Trolling Club Penguin and the hanging on Toontown just before they deleted it with /v/ are unironically some of the most fun I've had with videogames.
gf sent me this
genuinely feel bad for anyone that got into an MMO
>>60592453
no, noooo, NOOOOO
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*gets vaporized*
bf sent me this
>>60591578
hell0 r@tto
Ayy yo homeboiz waddup haha, finna fuckabitch Friday fo'real?
>>60592509
yeah
>>60592475
what should I play?
desu when I used to play games it was mostly as a fantasy escape thing and having other people there ruined it for me
>>60592564
old school runescape
>>60592093
close to dublin
Cup hold
>>60592238
Done it many times lad
Still feel empty inside and unsatisfied though haha
Maybe I'll kill myself seeing as that is the pinnacle of human experience and it's underwhelming
>>60592573
>20 minutes later
That lad killed himself
I hope you're happy
>>60592527
there's already the millenium falcon arc PS2 game which is a musou with bosses
a m&b like would be interesting if it incorporated the timeline of the manga, like after gaiseric kills shiva monsters start cropping up everywhere
>>60592564
runescape la
what does a prostate orgasm feel like
Really makes you think dont it?
>>60592596
Ask your dad
I can't wait to slide my dongledoo in my bf's asshole tomorrow
Been chatting to girl on Tinder quite a bit recently but its mostly been friendly and not terribly flirty. She seems to be interested since she always pretends to care and responds in a way I can respond and even messaged me after a weeks silence. Do I ask for a date or what? I'll be moving back home for the summer soon so its basically now or in 3 months.
"Do you have any past qualifications, mister..."
>"...piggle! And yes, I do!" he exclaims, as the runt proudly puffs out his unshapely excuse for a chest
>"I have a BTEC in Business Studies!"
>The recruiter pauses for a moment, as the runtish creature squatting before her stares up with expectant eyes.
"Ah yes, very impressive. We'll call you back."
>>60592567
>>60592589
can't tell if serious
I did play runescape when I was around 10
>>60592493
all the jocks at school played runescape
bit weird
>>60592582
FONT
>>60592639
its a great nostalgia trip
I can't wait for my bf's dongledoo to slide in my asshole tomorrow
>>60592635
dont ask for a date lad. just tell her movies at 6pm on some day and im coming to pick you up. if shes receptive and positive at the date, dinner after. if shes a cunt, take her home and fuck her in the ass.
>>60592659
fuck off you queer
>>60592587
ive been contemplating suicide but there are no suitable trees close to me boo hoo :\
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Hey brits! Can you tell me when can I find some English native speaker I can talk about random stuff with? I've tried some language exchange sites but there are no-one but Indians.
>>60592588
any game where I can play as skull knight or irvine would be fine by me
surprised there's no decent mod for mount and blade failing a standalone game desu,
>dont ask for a date lad. just tell her movies at 6pm on some day and im coming to pick you up. if shes receptive and positive at the date, dinner after. if shes a cunt, take her home and fuck her in the ass.
>>60592685
4chan.org
>>60592682
bleach your bum, screw your mum, ram her ear with your fkin thumb
>>60592636
Are you hiring geologists with 2 years experience in environmental work including drilling and groundwater remediation?
>>60592678
i was clearly joking. chill out bro
>>60592690
i think there's a mod but no idea how good it is
prolly doesn't have anything like what i described which would really make it desu
>>60592533
made a lot of friends on club penguin desu, good times
>>60592608
dude shut the fuck up before i get my buddy hayden to whoop your fucking ass, faggot
>>60592712
FOF
>i post pictures of guys in fedoras
@60592721
*puts you in the runt bag and throws it into the river*
>>60592694
why this was deleted?
The American accent is awful. Just want to punch the cunts teeth down their throats lol
>>60592682
Can't jump into the River Liffey?
>>60592748
error on your part
>>60592748
i saw that too dunno m8 MAYBE A JANNY got asscucked by a black dude
>>60592582
Are you good looking?
>>60592748
4chan bug if you keep hitting Update
Lads I think I might be at risk of becoming a sicko
>driving home at 1am tonight
>woman (probably mid to late 30s 7/10 milf) at the side of the road flashing hazard lights with a flat tyre
>get out and offer to change it for her
>turns out she doesn't have the locking wheel nut to get the alloys off
>waited an hour with her while we waited for the recovery truck to show up
>spent the whole time thinking about how i could probably rape her right here and now
worrying desu
>>60592752
quite like some of them desu
a lot just sound camp and annoying, like Jack off Will & Grace, or John Barrowman
>>60592764
Mate I do that in tescos
>>60592752
shagged a british girl in barcelona because she loved my accent
maybe cause im from the south
>>60592713
would be great
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iceland_(supermarket)#Store_locations
why is there one in Libya?
>>60592775
That's the gay accent
>>60592775
i talk a bit like a fox news anchor IRL
>>60592810
Yes, many americans sound like that. It's like when yanks say brits sound effeminate, you lot sound camp
*trains my third eye on you*
jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~
yank accent is actually great
it flows really well and doesn't sound forced
>>60592823
no, noooo, NOOOOO
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*gets vaporized*
>>60592567
>>60592639
osrs has been ruined
>>60592820
do a vocaroo pls x
>>60592808
big fans of Peter Andre out there
>>60592837
how?
>>60592823
*shakes violently as blood pours from my eyes*
>>60592760
Honestly don't know lad
I think I'm ugly but I've been told I'm attractive, I'm 6'5" which helps
>>60592850
all the shitty updates
