Throwback to when I lost my virginity edition
maisie
brits and their fancy "celsius"
>His countries currency isn't the worlds reserve currency
lol everyone is irrelevant besides the US
need an irish gf
>>60589228
>Throwback to when I lost my virginity edition
Trigger warning you normie cunt
why am i still here
doing a jig
>>60589288
good question
*does a little dance*
>>60589293
good monkey
>>60589266
I'll show you my fancy thermometer baby, I bet you could heat it up.
>>60589297
lana del rey IS pretty good
brain doesn't work proper now
*cums on your tits*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6g5snWnlbo
grime
>>60589326
not mine also
>>60589326
if you hadn't been such an absolute RUNT then maybe I wouldn't have had to stomp it so hard
>>60589327
>tfw you're watching a POV cumshot video imagining you're the girl and he cums on her tits and takes you right out of it
i love this one song that you absolutely have to hear its called "what do you mean"
its so so good google it
*pozzes your neg hole*
*calcifies your pineal gland*
*blinds your third eye*
*misaligns your chakras*
Why do remianers dress up as women?
>>60589297
>Lana Fans: Bottoms With Daddy Issues
Holy fuck, been playing summertime sadness on repeat
>>60589398
don't knock it until you've tried it
>>60589336
>eatbrain
its literally what grime does
>>60589243
Again, I'm not so much interested in the economy as I am about quality of life. I have a master's degree so I can find a job pretty easily here, but what incentive do I have for it? Not being able to even get a mortgage until I'm 35+? Living in an increasingly crowded multicultural nation? A peaceful life in the Canadian countryside would be far happier for me, even if it would be much more difficult for me to secure that sort of job.
>>60589396
y u do dis :^(
>>60589266
>tfw Fahrenheit is basically a dutch invention
>tfw nobody uses it apart from a few meme countries
where is the fucking Irishman
post more niamh for fucks sake
>>60589300
Ummmm
Bit racist???
Looking for a bf
Apply here
got sweden filtered
>>60589427
look here >>60589404
don't thank me
>>60589427
*makes your bent dad apply*
>>60589404
ooh snap
>>60589416
>most powerful country on earth
>meme
lmao senpai
baka
keep me informed
>>60589427
*applies and lies about qualifications*
Is anyone here a legitimate bender?
>>60589373
>You will never be a girl with big tits
Would have unironically been a nuts model 2bh
filling in for caralad tonight
>>60589277
The one on the right fucked a nigger
am i the only f1 fan in /brit/
>>60589479
you
your dad
might make a sandwich
anyone have any extra petrodollars?
what would make a man do such a thing....ah yes, a woman is involved
why...never mind i dont want to know
life expectancy? id say another 3 more years
why would anyone carry on like that
is he an entertainer of some kind? not a very good performer is he
youre not supposed to be up here so dont
get down or ill throw you down
peasants are not allowed up here
only a coward fights in a hood
careful boys, hes no novice
any last words for your woman? ill see her shortly
>>60589336
thats dnb mate
sick track tho
>>60589412
>Not being able to even get a mortgage until I'm 35+? Living in an increasingly crowded multicultural nation?
Oh my christ you silly twat, housing in canada is just as expensive as in bongland and is more multicultral than Britain. Their Primeminister last week literally called Canada 'the first post-national country'.
You're living in a dream world where Canada is some fantasy get out. Why is it so superior to living somewhere rural in england?
>>60589493
How do you know?
>>60589499
My dad died last year...
>>60589493
would vastly prefer the one on the left anyway
>>60589506
*presents buns*
>>60589522
aids is serious business
>>60589525
*sharpens the knife*
>>60589437
>>60589443
Haha sorry I'm not into homosexual men
>>60589478
It says here you have a big penis
care to prove it?
>>60589533
Me and you are going to fall out
>>60589518
was being facetious and referencing the title
but yes, one of l 33's good tracks
>>60589497
corruption-steer is not a sport
>>60589559
i'm sorry, it was uncalled for
*puts hair in bun like other hip men*
http://4chan.org/bans
Hover over 4th one down
>>60589335
>Fucking disillusional some of you lot, honestly.
Do you even read the papers m8? Haven't you heard anything about Theresa May's grand plans for mass surveillance commonly known as the 'Snooper's Charter'?
Not to mention the giant opt-in filter for anyone getting a new web connection, the government forcing ISPs to block P2P sites or the new measures being considered to block any porn sites that don't have age gates for everyone (not a big fan of porn desu but still).
Plus GCHQ's mass surveillance programmes actually exceed the NSA's.
But nah senpai, it's all the EU
>>60589551
OK but I can only do it with the lights off and I've been told it sort of looks and smells like silicone.
>>60589522
>How do you know?
There's multiple pictures of her on holiday with some beefcake nigger she was fucking
>that American that wants to be British so bad
What a gay bender
>>60589587
Virus do NOT click
>>60589551
I'm willing to provide a reference
>dishwasher job
>two years experience
>driving licence
>high school diploma
>no criminal record
real life is such a dumb fucking meme
>>60589612
good post
>>60589468
are you saying its not a meme country, look at the state of your politics its literally reality tv tier
>>60589486
good lid
*makes a little love*
>>60589587
Ahh yes, very good
I unironically fantasise about being a voluptuous, attractive White woman and having sex with a HUNG black man.
Would just want my vag filled with cream by a black dick, and we would film it too.
Jealous of fit White birds. Not even memeing.
>>60589612
are you talking about me?
>>60589587
Check out the /sp/ one, their mods always abuse their privileges
>>60589520
>rural life in England
Boring fields and the strong smell of shit.
>rural life in Canada
Magnificent mountains, breathtaking lakes, glorious prairies, and the sense of the freedom and discovery of the New World. Yes Trudeau is a major SJW who is setting the country on the path to destruction, but by the time that spreads to have a proper effect on the rural areas I'll (hopefully) be dead.
>>60589706
Lmao yeah that seems a bit harsh
On a scale of 1 to 10
>>60589587
kkKEK
>>60589676
the periods and fear of going outside alone at night aren't worth it
>>60589626
I go on an interview tomorrow to work in the meat/seafood department of a store. Seems pretty easy so I hope i get it
>>60589730
How cute is this incident?
>>60589737
this
>girls are actually, LITERALLY, scared of going out at night
>>60589612
don't talk about my country that way ever again
>>60589738
just look like you are really really motivated and grounded
and try not to think about how much the job will suck major willy wankas
>>60589762
she wants it bad
>>60589768
I prefer going out at night.
>Dennis Skinner backs Brexit
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>60589737
I don't remember the last time I've ever gone out at night anyway. Just drive or walk along the main roads.
In our cuck country we aren't even allowed to carry pepper spray though.
>>60589730
She a big girl?
>>60589769
OR WHAT?!
>>60589468
your country is going to be run by either a reality tv star or the wife of a guy who was president
you're very much meme tier desu lad
>>60589762
she sounds like a dumb cunt
tell her 'ur a dumb cunt'
Eating an Apricot Ski yoghurt
>>60589819
can't in ours either
our governments are a fucking joke
>>60589762
probs 0/10 seeing as she's fat enough to crack her wall falling into it
The wife's black bull just sent me this
>>60589724
Maybe the change of scenery and sense of adventure will turn your life around, sometimes that's all people need to be happy.
But if you think that moving to Canada means lower house prices and a more mono-cultural place you're lying to yourself
>l 33 - bloodbrain
>super rush - black tunnel
>both released on 30 may
>both use the oblivion drone sound (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxCxLg33s2Q) as a sample
hmm
dis is my lasto resorto
ruinmysearchhistory.com
too scared to go on it desu lads
doin a tired
*pees inside of your vagina*
>>60589925
>Fake tits
>>60589925
me taking the photo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgQ80ikJAIc
>>60589943
grime
>>60589943
probs get arrested for this in the uk
the fuck is Peaking Blinders?
i have a feeling that the dutch guy who posts in here is actually kind of hot
(girl here btw)
>>60589954
huge fetish of mine 2bh
>>60589991
i love the leningrad cowboys
>>60589996
>(girl here btw)
ew
>>60589644
thats because were the most watched country in the world
if this shit were going on in netherlands no one would even give a shit
anyway, we'll remain the most relevant country even after whatever president gets elected
hmmm
*licks paws*
>>60589991
looks like a whale
*chases after you*
i like posting cats. they're cute and fuzzy.
This is where the thread starts to drop off. Gonna be grim as fuck come about 4am when everyone is in bed and I'm stuck here with these cheb ends.
>>60590090
theyre actually disease ridden and smelly
LOOK at this DOG
Dad put all his smoked mackerel in the fridge now all my super tennants taste like smoked fish.
>>60590118
go to bed then
>its a "mom brings home yet another big black guy" episode
kill me
>>60590118
>cheb ends.
never heard this expression
post underrated movies
enjoyed watching it despite it's flaws, good pace on the movie.
LOOK at this DOG
>>60590054
or its because your candidates are literal memes.
2008 got a lot of publicity because it was historic. 2012 got less because it was less historic. 2016 is big because it's a fucking circus freak show
>>60590139
As much as I would love to I can't or I'd get the sack.
>>60590118
the best time is when normies go to bed desu
>>60590141
Toff twat
Shagging my bull's gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O49suICHsh0
>>60590141
Really? Where in Bongland are you from? Are you posh?
>>60590141
it's "jeb end" around here. funny how there are slight variations in immature swear words from place to place kek
>>60590205
better hope he doesn't wake you up
the bull wouldn't like that very much
cuckposting is shit
>>60590141
tory scum
>>60590213
im in love
>>60590205
the student becomes the master
>>60590170
Hillary is a pretty normal candidate really. Guarantee you next election will be just as big of a spectacle. its because were in the global spotlight and social media and digital media is so huge
not really surprising, everyone is obsessed with us
>>60590163
discuss this movie pls.
10 hours sleep is too much desu
>>60590173
what is this from?
>>60590279
nobody gives a shit you fucking prick
Sent a post gym nude to the gf while I was swole and my lil buddy was swole
Then had a furious wank in the shower
>>60590285
More forehead than woman.
really want to like hoi4 and have given it a fair chance but it's shite
>>60590213
>you on the lambrini tonight
lmao
>>60590213
c2c mentioned
>>60590315
Pls don't refund
>>60590315
What do you do in it?
>>60590294
>you fucking prick
grow up you wouldnt say shit irl
>tfw you suddenly remember something embarrassing you did in your past
need a cuddle
whats it like living in a country that isnt constantly in the global spotlight?
relapsed on marijuana lads
Might contact my dad I haven't spoken to in 10 years
>>60590376
draw arrows mostly
>>60590394
no idea
>>60590270
like I said, people didn't really give a shit here for the 2012 election because it was mundane.
I find it utterly amazing you can have trump and hillary running and think it's just your stock standard election.
>>60590394
i wouldn't know
>bonjour, je suis francais!
>>60590402
why break that streak
>>60590394
What's it like living in a country where school shooting is a recognised sport?
>>60590405
Sounds kinda gay desu
I want Total War: Warhammer but it's only on PC
60590453
>>60590477
FOY
>>60589228
Kinda miss playing on habbo hotel 2bh. Think I'm a bit too old for it now though
>>60590494
That's why you play runescape la
Is her voice getting raspy?
it's hot
Why didn't Abu Hajar make something out of himself lads?
recognized*
*votes leave*
might play some fallout new vegas
still need to do dead money on my save
>>60590477
>>60590460
>Total War: Warhammer
>$60
what are we gonna talk about when the referendum's over?
no football allowed
>>60590519
Because the Pesh are simply too based
>>60590581
the U.S. elections as per usual
who knows what else the future will bring
Listening to Biffy Clyro lads
looks quite hard to move to canada
anyone got any tips
>>60590581
>not football allowed
Why the fuck not?
i remember when i was in 6th or 7th grade when they made us run in PE class.
i was incredibly fat and i didn't even really know or remember how to run because all of the exercise in my childhood entailed eating lots of really shitty psuedo foods and playing vidya.
i just thought when people ran they sprinted as hard as they could the entire time. so we're outside and they told us to run and i went for an all out sprint and was thinking in my head "hey, i'm running faster than almost all of them right now haha im not such a bad athlete after all." and as the run got harder and i started running out of breath i noticed everyone was staring at my fat tits violently jiggling around in my shirt, my manboobs were flying everywhere. then i ran out of breath and stopped running and walked to the corner of the field and pretty much didn't participate in PE for the rest of that year and just sat in a corner near a drainage pipe for most of the class.
>>60590581
To be honest mate I don't think Rooney will work in that central holding role because it's only forcing Kane and Vardy into wider and wider positions as we saw against Portugal and they aren't natural wingers so it's causing more problems than it's solving.
>Listening to Biffy Clyro
>>60590619
because it's shit
>>60590361
>Buying Paradox games after the Stellaris meme
>Buying Paradox games at all
Lad...
>>60590606
every album is worse than the previous
blackened sky was their best
>>60590631
You're shit
And you're opinion is shit
>football is shit
>>60590632
>Hello i've never heard of torrenting
>>60590640
>only revolutions wasn't equal to blackened skies
The edge
>>60590453
who do you think is going to win the Mass Murder Cup this year?
its shaping up to be an interesting summer with 3 or 4 new crazy fucks who are looking to up the ante and beat some high scores
>buying anything else than food clothes and shelter
>year of our Teyyara and Haleeb 2k16
lmao i even torrent my toothpaste
Lads, did the man kick the ball into the goal?
>>60590654
>>60590664
the intellectual elite has no time for the working class opium
>>60590675
You have terrible reading comprehension my man
>>60590610
just pretend to be super gay and pretend you're un redditor hasta la medula
if canada lets anyone in, its annoying faggots. they roam free there
flopping ruins soccer
Any 'syncs
>tfw I'm a genuinely warm and friendly person
No idea why I come to this place.
>>60590688
probably not
>>60590693
/brit/ is opium for the neets
>>60590713
>the intellectual elite has no time for the working class opium
>>60590709
not really, its a good sport despite having some things that are ridiculous about it
love when my posts get fedora'd
anyone ever fucked a foreign student?
When I was 17 I beded a 22 year old Japanese
Really Weird thinking about it now, haven't told anyone I know personally
>>60590719
you are addicted to the meangless but continuous flow of information and the relentless communication that happens with people from all other the place
it's easier to be alone together
>im voting to leave
>>60590518
Bitch got fat.
Do you think any of the Americans who post stuff like "lads" and "bollocks" here ever say that stuff irl? That'd be so hilarious
>>60590784
I don't think they would do it normally but I guarantee they have gotten so used to it they accidentally let it slip a few times.
I can only imagine the look on those around them.
>>60590784
I say mate, that's about it.
>>60590784
>watching mock the week and eating a bacon butty
>mum bangs on door and tells me to take out trash
>i scoff and mock her nasally voice and the word trash
>she cant be arsed to deal with me so gets me da
>da walks in interrupts my show to have a row
>tells me he'll kick my ass if i talk that way to me mum again
>say "ass" lol, fuck off yank
>he laughs and me and says I haven't been to the UK let alone do I even own a passport
>I call him a weapon
>he hits me again
>I cry and mutter yanks cant handle
>he slams the door
>posters of top gear and liverpool sway from the wind of the door as im left crying in silence
hate being a yank
>>60590784
They say it to try and fit in and it seems it's worked. More and more y*nks post here and no one cares
>>60590784
lad has been used in america since forever though. true they don't use it anywhere near as much or in the same way but still
it feels nice when you have a really hard orgasm
>>60590766
deep
>>60590812
very good lad. i made errors in that one though
>>60590768
>unelected bureaucrats
>>60590784
I use /brit/ and 4chan lingo in general when I txt my m8s that browse the chon but that's it
>>60590827
not
>really makes you think
you had one job
my teeth have pins and needles lads
>>60590821
not in my entire life have i ever heard someone here say lad
business idea: inherit all your money from your dad, go bankrupt several times, run for president of the USA
>>60590813
they've become less confontational and yankish and the majority aren't as bad as they used to be
>>60590709
>implying there's no diving in the NBA
put on your dancing shoes
>>60590693
Even posh cunts play football these days
>>60590841
How many yanks we got in this thing anyway?
>>60590709
>flopping
kek never heard anyone call diving that before
look hideous with no facial hair
>>60590949
I'm already wearing them!
>>60590953
I'm here
>>60590961
>Yanks
When will they learn?
>>60590986
trust the american to not recognise the song
Isis are a false flag
it would be cool to like
bang a chick who has a rich dad and he like
hires you where he works and like
you triple your current salary
itd be like you getting like a bonus for fucking some chick it would be life lol
>>60591019
Irish are a false flag
More non-Brits posting in here than actual Brits
>>60591016
>>60590213
How difficuilt would it be to get laid with a girl like that? (for a foreigner)
>>60591016
>Yanks
When will they learn?
>>60591057
Bloody EU
>>60591057
just like real life
Gerry Adams had nothing to do with IRA.
>>60591028
My gf's parents are millionaires ngl
>>60591065
not at all
wait until she passes out
pounce
burn the evidence
>>60591092
I asked britbongs not you, fuck off hérve
