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bright and early edition
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bert
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cara
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cara!
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alri
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Bort
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Just woke up lads haha
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*yawns*
*sticks a finger in my mouth*

ffs, just got yawn-raped, lads
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thread song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsMiYMErrQ8
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>>60593168
The first half was good when it read like the Bible
Once it became long stories about humans I dropped it
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>>60593223
*takes your hand and jams it back down your throat until your eyes are watering and you start choking*
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>>60593260
i'm into that

big time
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business idea: The Yanks and Why They Post
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“Women don’t love, they only care for themselves.” This is a comment from a gentleman I came across recently that made me stop to give pause. After some pondering, I came up with the essay you are about to read. I must conclude that I disagree with the statement that inspired this particular piece of literature. I do suspect that the gentleman who said what he said felt it to be true with every inch of his fiber, but I do not believe the assertion to be right. Nevertheless, I am sympathetic to his sentiment, for although he is wrong, he is not entirely. It is, at least among the old guard of the red pill community, an established truth that women do not love men in the way that man wants to be loved.
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>>60593265
virgin. its palpable
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AHH YES VERY IMPRESSIVE
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lel
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sleep is the wife's son of death
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wouldnt mind getting in a fight but worried I'd run away desu

i used to do boxing in high school but one time when i saw friends being beaten up i just stood there blankly not knowing what to do
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>>60593276
that looks like a fake magazine.
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>>60593276
Nice
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>>60593264
so am i
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business idea: lawnmowing the yanks
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>>60593276
>this is considered australian literature
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business idea: driving around at night looking worringly ahead listening to synthpop
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>>60593320
who are you quoting?
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business idea: The Great Yank Purge of 2016
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>who are you quoting
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why does stephen king look so based

he looks so strange, menacing
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>>60593355
That's how all Americans look desu
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non british /brit/ poster rankings:

1. Aussies
2. Canadians
3. Yanks
4. Irish
5. Any European faggot
6. Everyone else
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Fucking hell lads there are less than 15 million jews in the entire world, mental I thought there were like 100 million or something.
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business idea: yanks elsewhere
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>>60593355
I never liked his books, but I like his talks.
Seems like a good lad
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>>60593295
No, it's just an Australian The Sun
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>>60593346
>>60593307
I take PERSONAL offense at this
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>>60593367
>>60593379
he is not human
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>>60593369
almost dont believe it
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I see an Australian in a ball in the corner with tufts of hair ripped out

*approaches it*
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look at this fucking dog
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*gets a dom bf*
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>>60593390
It's really crazy how much influence they have. I wonder what percentage of the population are the ultra religious weirdos that contribute nothing.

Jews are the master race
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Do you still call it 'the Mexican wave' in Britland or 'the wave'?
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>>60593400
qt
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this frog cracks me up every time i see it
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>>60593397
you literally just stole what I wrote months ago and butchered it and fucked it up

this is why i hate you so much you cannot DO ANYTHING RIGHT

*whips you furiously despite your wailing screams*

YOU WILL LEARN
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business idea: casually repIace L's with uppercase i's
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wish I could play those classical piano songs that I listen to
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>Ukip contested the 2010 General Election on a policy of ‘balanced migration’. This sees immigration not in terms of ethnic identity and culture, but simply in terms of numbers. So for every Brit who leaves, Ukip would allow in a Third Worlder as a replacement.

>One of Ukip’s stated reasons for opposing immigration from Christian European countries such as Poland is that “it shuts out immigrants from the places that have traditionally enriched Britain, such as Africa and Asia.”

>On top of such replacement immigration, Ukip are also pledged to hand out 50,000 work permits to foreigners (plus residence rights for them and their families). With about 300,000 Brits emigrating every year, that means that Ukip would allow at least 350,000 new immigrants into our country every year. This isn’t an immigration policy – it’s a recipe to replace us!

>Ukip’s position is that “if someone comes to England, learns English and adopts our ways, then are English.” In other words, Ukip takes a completely civic view of English and British identity. Anyone can join us, anyone can be us.

>This plays well with the BBC of course, but think through what it really means: Farage & Co do not believe that the English or the British are anything special. We do not exist as an ethnic group or, if we do, they are happy to see us outbred and displaced in our own native land. In brutally stark terms, Ukip favour the stealth genocide of the indigenous peoples of the British Isles and our replacement by a rootless, raceless population of mongrels.

>Finally, Ukip’s immigration policy was perfectly summed up by Nigel Farage himself, speaking in the European Parliament on 11th December 2013, when he told his fellow MEPs that:

>“UKIP is not against immigration. We welcome immigration; we want immigration”.
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if yank behaves and remains silent he will get his doritos on the way home for being a good yank :)
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>>60593408
i should've been jewish. do hasidic jews count in that total? they are useless
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rotten tomatoes is a trash website full of bad critics
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>>60593426
he's not a frog, he is a toad, a big fat malicious cocky toad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5IbsrHYeDU

- me Timothy James Byrne singing the first song to a Broadway piano cd - then singing 'Over the Rainbow' a Judy Garland song while playing my Acoustic Guitarnd on the 9th of June 2016
I show Sainsbury's Marlow car park from my kitchen - and explain what happened the first time a Dr Soni visited my flat - also how Stephen Elliot from Amersham Hospital connected to Oxford Health knocked on my door on 2nd June 2016 just as I was about to explain this
- I show Dukes Place Marlow from my hallway and my mailbox then walk into the street
- I see 'what the Bears are watching'
- I mention my X Factor auditions on 1st May 2016 and 2nd May 2016 and show the stickers I sang in
- I show my 'What a Wonderful World (Vocal) -- I Won't Last a Day Without You (Vocal)' video from 7th May 2016 and discuss what happened with the Dentist in that video - and show some other videos
- I show my 'Hey Jude (Vocal) -- Can't Help Falling in Love (Guitar & Singing)' video from 24 May 2016 - and describe how this clearly eliminates any credibility on behalf of the Dentist and his staff - and must raise the question that there is a link between the Oxford Health people and the Dentist which they deny
- I show my 31st May 2016 'Let It Be (Vocal) -- Carolina in My Mind (Guitar & Singing)' video and discuss
- I show my 2nd June 2016 'We've Only Just Begun (Vocal) -- Your Song (Piano)' video from my Tim Byrne Utube Video Manager and discuss the visit to my flat by someone connected to Oxford Health on 2nd June 2016
- I mention an email from the Voice UK I received late 2nd of June 2016 giving me an audition date - and show the video part of my entry
- I describe some issues from when Stephen Elliot from Oxford Health visited my flat on 7th of June 2016
- reference my previous UTube videos for other issues
- I show a selfie over Dukes Place Marlow
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>>60593433
That wiII not work
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>eating junkfood
bad lad
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>>60593471
Yeah they count, that's what makes it even more crazy. Jews have contributed so much relative to their numbers. It is crazy.
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I've only gone and made myself a cheeky cup of coffee. Hahahhahahahaha
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>yuck!
>get away from me you smelly virgin!
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>>60593473
sorry but your "kino" is still at 28% and there's nothing you can do for it to be a good movie
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Need to go to sleep
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>>60593490
*continues eating junk food despite being 100 pounds overweight*
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>>60593501
>>60593473
Films are a pleb tier form of art
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/brit/? More like /yank/
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>>60593501
i dont care about /tv/

there are films that get 50 oscars and are loved by people worldwide yet get a lower rating than fucking penguins of madagascar
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have a go at this
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>>60593513
no, noooo, NOOOOO

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*gets vaporized*
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*fishes for attention*
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>>60593501
What is kino
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>>60593548
I'm sorry but due to the common fisheries policy the attention you used to receive is now going to be entirely taken by the Dutch and French
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>>60593523
fat broke ape
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>sorry but your "kino" is still at 28% and there's nothing you can do for it to be a good movie
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>>60593523
1. lt
2. At
3. lf
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>>60593523
>whore
That answers that
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>>60593523
beautiful

broken

funny
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>>60593570
And Icelandic lel
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>>60593523
Be

So

Fat
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night las
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>finish work on 2 hours
>get home
>get stoned
>get shower and maybe breakfast if hungry
>get in bed
>have a wank
>go to sleep

Ahh yes, can't wait.
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>>60593523
>pretty
>beautiful
>funny
lel

apparently I'd make a good trap
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>>60593523
bad, tuba, funny

ah yes
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>>60593612
Iceland isn't in the cfp
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>>60593523
Virgin
NEET
Fedora

welp
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>>60593523
sad bro foe
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>>60593628
Iiterally me except I fit in some shitposting at work

>>60593634
I was referring to the Cod Wars you dunce
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>>60593580
me in the background with my gf
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>>60593651
Which hasn't got anything to do with the cfp
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want to live in a fantasy world lads
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cravin a bf
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who /mischeif/ here?

did a poo and DIDN'T flush

it's still in the lavatory
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Kek
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>>60593677
familiar of zero's comfy but older and has a tsundere main LI if that triggers you, while konosuba is less comfy but has better animation and no tsundere but also not as much romance
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10444575

http://www.strawpoll.me/10444575

http://www.strawpoll.me/10444575

http://www.strawpoll.me/10444575

DEATHLY important poll!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lads

whats that film about if hitler was living in 2016 or something
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I'm a woman, don't speak like that around me. (you know who you are)
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>>60593701
H A I R Y
A
I
R
Y
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hehe
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*repeals and replaces Obamacare*
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>>60593790
I hope you removed the lines.
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>>60593719
post this in /polska/
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>>60593828
That's where I got it from lad
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I want to try vaping to see what the fuss is

I ordered a 'sub ohm' one and some 12mg nicotine liquid

I that good for a first time user?
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>>60593881
Get an MFLB
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>>60593881
>vaping

hmm
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>>60593701
if women didnt have pretty faces and bumholes, id be gay
vaginas are nasty looking
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>>60593881
try asking /cum/
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>>60593889
Don't have any weed
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honestly it's 17C/63F outside and my room is boiling hot. to the point where i have sweat on my forehead. starting to suspect the computer might be responsible
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>>60593881
can you see sig bong from your house?
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On a meme city train lads
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so do you think a french spy was really the one that executed Qadaffi to keep him quiet about his dealings with Sarkozy?
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>>60593881
are you trying to stop smoking fags?
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>>60593909
>posting fahrenheit

quite nice of you desu
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>>60593917
No

But I can hear it

>>60593943
I smoke but I'm not fussed about quitting
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away
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>>60593963
surprised you knew what the fuck I was talking about desu
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>>60593934
which is meme city again, and why?
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>>60593959
old british people only understand farenheit
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>>60593909
is it humidity that's getting you?

you just have to keep air moving if it's humidity desu so put a fan on. you don't even need to aim it on you, you just want circulation
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>>60593982
Sydney, and because it's an old /ausnz/ joke
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>>60593908
Get some
That's the only thing worth vaping plus those head highs are great
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>>60593982
brisbane is meme city and it is meme city because at one point every australian poster in /brit/ was from brisbane
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>>60594010
so i shouldnt say it to the aussie qt at my uni
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>>60594025
jus b urself
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>>60594010
>>60594019
bernie sanders 2016 lmao! :)
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>>60593993
i wondered why my fan cooled me much more on some days than on others. thank you australia
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*makes you think*
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>>60593983
Why is this? It's not like they haven't been using celsius for the weather forecast for the last .. how ever many years, my entire life at least.
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help me pick a language to learn, and then learn it with me.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10444623/

>>60593977
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has thailad been nicked for noncing about yet?
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>>60594063
Because the British Empire used farenheit and that's why the yanks use it and fuck you you fucking commie bastard
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>>60594077
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>>60594063
it's the same with rural canadians over 45
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>>60594093
fucking hell
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>>60594061
no woz m8

if it's dry heat, you just have to cool yourself via other methods because the air is hot. Icepacks in front of small fans are pretty good desu
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>>60594084
>>60594112
Surely you'd suss it out after 25+ years of the forecast telling you "hey it's 5 C" and it's bit cold out etc.
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>>60594093
very, very good
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so. tomorrow I have to drive to dublin. dublin, of all places.
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>>60594145
You'd think so but still, I like it. Imperial measurements are still in official use in the US and UK and the rest of the world can literally suck our dicks
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>>60594194
How do you feel about this journey?
>>60594208
metric/imperial mix master race tbf.
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>>60594208
Aren't you guys like basically done getting rid of imperial?

Most of the commonwealth uses more imperial than you I thought?
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>>60594229
Would you care to insult the king of Thailand?
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>>60594239
TRAITOR
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who was really responsible for the lockerbie disaster
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>>60594233
The UK still uses MPH rather than KPH for example, don't think that's the case in Aus or Canada.
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it's a "get ripped off by baby boomers" episode again today lads

lucky me
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>>60594229
i hate it. i hate driving on the m50, hate it...
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>>60594233
feet, inches, pounds, stones, feet and yards are stil in regular use here. in fact, we use "stone" (a stone is 14lbs) which even americans don't understand
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ahhh yes the alternative right
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>>60594233
The is weird

We use MPH for speed

ml and pints for liquids

feet for height

Stones for weight
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>>60594233
the only reference to imperial here is feet and inches for height
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>>60594279
You heard these lad?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fQ60Cq2sL4
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will I be gay if I take baths?
I don't want to catch the germ
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>>60594290
it's from a parody account
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>>60594303
reading and drinking beer in the bath is as comfy as it comes
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>>60594308
https://www.youtube.com/user/Frozensword14/videos
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going to start using stone now as a weight measurement
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>>60594273
we use pounds, feet, inches, and some old people use farenheit, we use litres and kilometres but not metres or centimetres. i think quebec uses everything metric though.
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*tells you to try on stab proof vest for a bit of banter while I try and stab you*

it'll be fine...look

*stabs self while wearing it to show it works*

*swaps it with a non stab proof vest and passes it to you*

hehe....

*guts you like the runt you are*

waheyy
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>>60594298
this desu england is a hopeless mess of a mix between metric and imperial measurements. we buy petrol by the litre but blow up our tyres by pressure per square inch
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>>60594335
bloody frogs
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just simply don't understand how white people can lie and rip you off
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Decided to keep a £3000 buffer zone in my bank account
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>>60594358
good lad
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>this is THE most important vote you will ever cast in your entire lifetime

Some twat in regards to the Brexit, is he right?
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don't know why man's calling me family all of a sudden ://
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>>60594378
well i'm in my 20s so i doubt he can predict that accurately but still yeah it's pretty damn important
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>>60594378
nah that was the vote between guy sebastian and shannon noll for australian idol winner desu
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might go take a look at r/4chan
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>>60594378
m8 weve gotta decide whether we want to go it on our own, right, or if we need a bunch of fockin EU bureaucrats tellin' us how to live day to day
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might go take a look at r/asiansgonewild
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Whats the equivalent of a chad in your country?
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so they've literally got a sticky up for summer posters
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>>60594461
Deano
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How much do you pay for a eighth (3.5g) of marijuana?

me: 25 CAD
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>>60594461

a Niger
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Anyone else here born and raised a Christian and feeling a little isolated from the faith atm?
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>>60594473
What the hell are you talking about? I only see the one sticky that's always been there.
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>>60594461
Damo = Chad
Bruce = Barbaric Chad
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60594479
DUDE
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so it seems like most of the posts on r/4chan are from /pol/ and the banter in the things on all the posts on their front page is really bad
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>>60594461
nige
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>>60594519
would you even say we have those people?

I'd say we have 3 categories: freaks, weirdos and normal people
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>>60594505
yes but i'm not in the mood for deep conversations sorry sweetheart x
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>>60594494
>>60594541

cheers lad
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http://fandom.wikia.com/articles/just-arrived-owl-cast-photos-harry-potter-cursed-child?utm_source=wikia&utm_campaign=recirc&utm_medium=rail&utm_content=1

Hermione granger sure looks different in this new play, lads
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>>60594505
I'm a Muslim and no
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Just made a couple hash browns, gonna put smoked salt and fish mayo on them yum!
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>>60594479
more now since I buy from the store now since I dont like dealing with drug dealers and their schedules
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Growing a plant lads
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>>60594479
you get 2 grams of good shit for 20 quid here. google tells me that's 37 canadian dolars
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>>60594573
make sure it gets as much light as possible
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>>60594573
good lad
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>>60594560

should've had the kid have a ginger afro just to mess with people further
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>>60594479
50/60 usually fuck me
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>tfw getting bullied and shoved into lockers by chad in high school
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>>60594564
I fucking knew you were a muzzie
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>>60594573
Jizz on it to make a Groot baby
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talking to a german born vietnamese girl
bit mental
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>>60594603
>says london
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>>60594564
Really though?
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>>60594582

I'm just going to use daylight for it like my non-smokeable plants 2bh. It's summer anyway so the days are long.
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>it barks at no one else but me
>like it's seen a ghost
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>>60594621
City of London

The muzzies live in the outer rim with all the other scum
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bought a harmonica today

harder than i thought
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Use the report button when you notice a rulebreaker. The automod does a lot of shit already for the rest of the fatass mods but doesn't catch everything. Once a post hits /r/all as well, redditnormies start flooding in with horrible humor, morals and other lame boring stuff :^(.

Please report anything that breaks the rules, and feel free to report this post with something witty that bottomlulz can shitpost on /r/r4chanmeta.

>tfw taytay will never EVER pop your nuts

Otherwise shitpost, write erotic fanfics, draw scat porn, or do whatever other degenerate shit you do
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>>60594647
cuck
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>>60594622
No
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>>60594647
my grandma called it a mouth organ
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give in to lust
give up to lust
oh, heaven knows we'll soon be dust
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>>60594623
keep us updated with it's progress, I dub thee 'sir plantlad - the courageous'
>>60594653
alri, can't imagine an actual serious Muslim posting here tbf
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>>60594569
legal state? nice, im still waiting on le weed man to deliver
>>60594574
ripoff desu
>>60594590
flyover?
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>>60594662
Aka: a jew harp
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why am I dying to live when I'm just living to die?
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ah yes
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>>60594734
something to do, init
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>>60594662
ur nan called my willy a mouth organ
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fucking hell depression is real

as a kid I thought it was just one of those things that a minority get

never thought it would hit me personally
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can't put into words how much despise the lot of you utter runts
>>
>>60594748
why do you post here?
>>
>>60594748
keep going. im getting close
>>
>>60594757
Can you insult the King of Thailand for me?
>>
>>60594674

Sure thing la. I don't even know if I'll be able to smoke any since I'm just growing a random seed and don't know its sex 2bh. It's not a serious grow I mean it's in a fuckin nutella jar after all.
>>
>>60594746
Why are minorities prone to depression?
>>
>>60594093
my life in a nutshell
>>
Good Post Status: Very Low
>>
>>60594777
the real question is why is your mum prone to my dick
>>
>>60594738
No way Trump is gonna win right?
How many states are there left to win?
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>>60594772
Yeah obviously it's not a serious grow, but it's a bit of fun. Fingers crossed for a lady.
>>
>>60594757
it gives me motivation to work even harder so I can make sure I'm never as pathetic and worthless as you,
>>
I've gotten drunk to the point of passing out every single night for 5 years and I still play competitive rugby matches and generally feel ok all the time
>>
>>60594738

Utah is my crazy wildcard bet for a surprise flip. at the very least the dems will win in the senate race

they fucking hate trump
>>
>>60594799
They vote on November 8. And he can actually win. It's going to be close as of now

>>60594822
They'll fall in line. Georgia would be more of a surprise imo
>>
>>60594812
I'm honoured to be your muse
>>
>>60594819
>deliberately becoming a brainlet
guess you were one all along
>>
the only way you can enjoy life is if you're good looking and have many friends
>>
>>60594848
VR can fix that
>>
Eating some southern fried chicken™ with soy sauce lads
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>>60594835
why are you telling me your opinion? shut the fuck up you pussy no one cares least of all me

thought I'd explained well enough how worthless you are but apparently it wasn't simple enough for you.
>>
Bibio are really good
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>made a post
>go downstairs to get junk food
>no (You)s
The fuck? up urs you frickin pricks!
>>
>>60594822
utah is literally the most deeply republican state there is, don't kid yourself just because of that one outlier poll with buttmad cruzmissiles. bill nearly came in third overall and fourth in some counties in 92 behind a man who was openly a white supremacist.
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why the fuck does it always say "no pervert or sex talk" on women's profiles? fuck off, you're meant to like fucking you dumb bitch
if you're a girl and don't like sex you should fucking kill yourself because you are useless to society
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*wallows*
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>why the fuck does it always say "no pervert or sex talk" on women's profiles? fuck off, you're meant to like fucking you dumb bitch
>if you're a girl and don't like sex you should fucking kill yourself because you are useless to society
>>
>>60594848
>tfw you see happy ugly people that are deluded to how ugly they actually are
>>
>>60594864

where from lad
>>
>>60594861
But won't it be weird living in some fun anime world and then waking up from it and you're a fat blob that can barely move.
>>
really crazy how every single person you pass in the street has a complex life and their own long story
>>
>>60594883
>>60594878
>>60594870
>>60594848
>estrogen
>>
>>60594918
nah
>>
>>60594907
could be one of them myself 2bh
>>
>>60594907
what do you mean lad?
>>
>>60594918
Really makes you think
>>
>>60594918
>complex life and their own long story

come to the conclusion that their lives are as boring if not more boring than mine

the amount of people who havent and wont travel overseas is depressing
>>
>>60594941
it's pretty clear what he meant you mong
>>
>60594930
(you) cow status: milked
>>
>>60594918
>wageslave then get drunk with the loldudebrahs on the weekend
not really
>>
>>60594907
No they are enlightened about their misery and choose to hide it
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Just been told I'm the member of "the wrong crowd" lads
*bites glass*
*washes it down with some bleach*
>>
I feel sorry for people in scandi countries where it's dark most of the time

When it's nighttime here I get depressed as fuck
>>
>>60594956
hmmm
>>
>>60594792

Quality post lad... NOT
>>
ramadan karem lads why dont u sleep
>>
>>60594848
pretty sure some greek philosopher prick actually said something along these lines
>>
>>60594951
ive unironically spoken to people who have said "i dont care about travelling overseas to see countries. i can see them on the tv for free"

my pineal gland got a coat of calcium just hearing it
>>
i want britain to be bout british
>>
wake up
eat
work
eat
sleep
wake up
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now what?
>>
>>60594910

From my local chippy 2bh. Only tried it for the first time a couple days ago. It's actually pretty good, probably better than KFC. Rarely get chippy food 2bh.
>>
>>60595003
start ree'ing at her loudly
>>
>>60595003
only reply with "oh aight."

include period.
>>
>>60595000
wake up
study
exercise
hang out with friends
wank/infrequently shag a girl
study some more
shit
sleep

fulfilling a/f 2bh
>>
>>60595003
DO NOT reply
you got straight up rejected. time to move on. don't reply
>>
>>60595003
send her a dick pic and tell her you are going to track her down and force-feed her your seed
>>
>>60595000
>no wanking
Awful schedule
>>
Wanna sleep in the nude but I'm worried abiut getting that thing where your nuts twist, lose circulation and die. Apparently it's excruciating too.
>>
>>60595003
She'd make room for you if she was interested. Don't reply is good advice.
>>
>>60595003
agreed with the other lads desu

just don't reply, she has zero interest
>>
>>60595003
abandon ship

don't bother replying just ignore

she's blown you off in a relatively respectful manner, pursuing it will cost your dignitiy and gain nothing
>>
>>60595003
beg
>>
>>60595055
>>60595052
>>60595042
>>60595031
>>60595029
>>60595026
>>60595025
holy fucking shit you fags. this is copypasta
>>
Get Free is a great tune
>>
write:
wow, you're busy.
anyway no problem! do feel free to write if you wanna go out sometime :)

t. cpt. friendzone
>>
Sitting here shitting my guts out lads
>>
AI exam went okay lads
>>
>>60595071
beat ya >>60595064
>>
>>60595003
Tell her she can have a boring night with family or I might with you she'll never forget. Put a little winky face in too
>>
need someone to give me the succ
>>
>>60595071
why the fuck would i be aware of shit tier american reposts?
>>
>>60595081
happy for you lad
>>
>>60595081
Absolute Idiot exam? Lmao...
>>
>>60595003
please say `ah yes very impressive`
>>
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>>60595033
Who /tucks a bit of fabric from your bottoms under your bollock when you lay on your side so it's comfy and doesn't stick to your leg/ here
>>
>>60595086
fine
>>
>>60595081
was it a legit exam?
>>
>>60595088
fuck off before i castrate you bitch
>>
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>>60595086
quality post
>>
you guys seem hella based on the internet why are your normies so mong tho
>>
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>>60595076

Lads, we`re learning Swedish.
>>
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If you don't wear briefs you're a literal 14 year old tbhq
>>
>>60595081
robots out
>>
>>60595140
>caring what underwear other men wear

bit gay that
>>
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>>60595086
you thicc bruh?
>>
>>60595140
my bulge is bigger 2bh
>>
>>60595152
>Big gay that

get british cock out of your mouth and talk like a normal person
>>
>>60595140
>man panties
no thanks, friend
>>
Fuck off
>>
Hahah I'm a monkey
*poos in my hand and throws it*
>>
>>60595152
>What's wrong with being gay lad
>>
>>60595165
Rather homosexual that.
>>
>>60595181
1 man total
>>
>>60595152
>>60595181
Who are you two quoting?
>>
why are all the colonies shitposting in the queens gen is what i dont get

brits are based and so is this gen but the colonies bring it down a notch tbqfam
>>
>>60595203
Who are you quoting?
>>
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Reckon I could roundhouse any one of you homophobes into a coma tbfrank
>>
>>60595215
go suck a cock fag
>>
>>60593523

Beautiful
plop
love
>>
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>Reckon I could roundhouse any one of you homophobes into a coma tbfrank
>>
Preheating the microwave lads
Could go for a cuppa
>>
>>60595218
that's near where i live
>>
this general would be nothing without me
>>
>>60595257
oh really? hmm that's cool. want to tell me more? would you mind if I just-
*whips out cock and places on your cheek*
*starts stroking*
yeah you like that don't you?
>>
>>60595215
English and Dutch people are brothers desu
>>
*guts another yank runt*

these bastards are getting everywhere....
>>
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>>60595232
interesting. it speaks to me. how do i proceed gentlemen?
>>
>>60595290
don't such a sycophantic bender

giving us a bad rep ya massive poof
>>
>say dude all the time in real life
>never say it on /brit/ or i'll get called a desert yank
>>
>>60595295
piss off colgate
>>
dude is good slangtbh
>>
>>60595295
fuck u dude
>>
>>60595313
>actually saying dude
cringey a/f m8
>>
only normies say dude
and chill
>>
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>>60595281
Typical Ameri-Canadian proceedings
Nothing to see here, move along.
>>
>>60595292
*rematerializes*
Foolish brit, I'm not runt, but a greater yank demon. It'll take more than that to stop me
>>
Actually can't imagine being a Northerner

Grotty little thieving toerags
>>
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>>60595351
>>
>>60595313
What are you supposed to say?
>m8?
>>
*walks coolly into the thread, hoodie up, looking down, a little beat in my step*
*nodding head, quicker and quicker*
*pulls hoodie down*
*Lose Yourself starts playing loudly*

alright lads i'm here
>>
>>60595336
i use lad and dude interchangeably

im quintessentially anglo
>>
>>60595351
feels like northerner and runt should be synonyms 2bh
>>
selling full Torags
>>
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realtalk
>>
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>>60595322
>>60595329
what's that? are you hungry?

gentlemen, I require immediate assistance
>>
foreigners you say? nah, not a fan
>>
>>60595118

fuck off we're not
>>
reading all these posts in your funny accents x
>>
>>60595408
Our lady Margaret Thatcher (pbuh) didn't go far enough with the northerners
>>
try your best today /brit/!
>>
>2016
>belonging to any of these groups:
>northerners
>scots
>foreigners
>yanks
come on lads, you can do better
>>
Dude is a camels penis, that sums up north americans desu
>>
2016 /brit/ belongs to the boys in blue (us)
>>
cant imagine not living in the US
>>
>>60595497
wouldn't mind a camels penis in me gob right now haha x
>>
mate is a nigger drink, that sums up australians desu
>>
>>60595497
Where does North and South America begin?
>>
got stopped yesterday by a black fella in croydon

he asked me if I was English and then said "oh really...I didn't know.." and walked off in the same direction as me at a fast pace
>>
>>60595568
>ameridumbs
>>
>>60595568
he was talking about canacucks. north of america is canada so that's the only thing I can work out what he meant
>>
are karen
>>
>>60595547
YOu dont, trust me
>>
Just saw Filth for the second time. What's your opinion of the Scottish dialects?
>>
>>60595600
>are
FUCKING LMAO, BRITS CONFIRMED FOR ANIME WATCHING SISSY FAGGOTS
>>
in the off chance i become dictator somewhere, im rounding up every single faggot weeb and gassing them
>>
>>60595613
why should I trust a man such as yourself?
>>
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Wew lads
Vodka is starting to catch up with me
>>
or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane
>>
did a new

>>60595714
>>60595714
>>60595714

did a new

>>60595714
>>60595714
>>60595714
>>
>>60595003
call her a busy boaster
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