janny on the right edition
nigger
nigger
>>60595723
>>60595725
>>60595729
>three yanks in a row
>>60595723
>>60595725
>>60595729
>>60595762
>four yanks in a row
american thread now
>>60595723
>>60595725
>>60595729
>>60595762
>>60595766
>five yanks in a row
c-c-combo breaker
bad post above
>>60595792
Lads post ure best kev memes
eat da poo po
https://www.rt.com/news/345995-female-bartender-beaten-france/
France is a shithole
>>60595805
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07UHoPCh9Qg
THAI CHICANO POSTER
finna get some succ
you're a big guy
put numbing cream all over the inside of my mouth haha feel like i've just gone to the dentist
>cum+thailad
>tfw I finally got a job after being a NEET for 2 years
>tfw I'm successfully making myself FOY for the rest of the lads on /brit/ since I won't be able to shitpost all day
>>60595953
Tы кaзaшкa ?))
60595970
FOY
>>60595970
Congratulations lad
>>60595970
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NVhWTWGCz7
GOY xd
>>60596001
>>60596010
Thanks lads
>>60595774
niggas own this thread now.
vote for king nigga
Uhhhhm
Yup
I PLAY MY SEAL THIRD EYE MAGIC CARD
THIS CARD ALLOWS ME TO SEAL YOUR THIRD EYE SHUT FOR THREE TURNS
YOUR MOVE
>>60596034
>>60596032
>>60596034
>>60596069
FOY
Heading off to do important things
Uhhhh
Yup
>>60596100
JAJAJAJAJA
>>60595970
noob
you fuckin find the time to shitpost
555+
>>60596100
Off on a bit of a journey lads
I'll keep you updated throughout today xx
>>60596248
bit gay
be back in 5 or so, just gonna do a quick poo
>>60596248
BENT
E
N
T
>>60596248
faggot
>>60596248
HOMOSEXUAL
>>60596264
>>60596302
>>60596306
wtf i hate the united states now!
>>60596248
pirate scum
ready for work lads?
can we have nige as a PM if he doesn't get anywhere in the UK?
sick of turncuck and the ALP
Uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*whale noises*
Yup
>Mexico game ends
>Mexico shows up full of confidence
Ah yes, the power of Ochoa and Marquez flows through this one
>>60596364
>work
well meme'd
look at this fucking dog
>>60596456
>tfw woke up at 6am for work
>tfw some uk lad posted this
ffs this gimmick CAN NOT spread
how does this make you feel yanks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8QbaCIskM0
australians
>>60596473
>The add was 30 seconds
I stopped after 5 cuz it was about pets
>>60596502
good post lad
doing an anti-nicene creed
can we agree that australia and new zealand are essentially the same country?
>>60596503
start again tubby timmy
>>60596523
we will NEVER be the same as poo peeland
Denmark <<<<< UK
can we all agree sweden and denmark are essentially the same country
>>60596526
definitely not going to now that you called me tubby
Really not a fan of this early morning /brit/
Too many Yanks and Aussies
>>60596559
tubby wanker loves his tubby tummy
>>60596555
yeah, we are
>>60596537
Srsly, what's the difference? 1
Gonna buy an Air conditioner and become a Yank lads
>>60596579
*picks you up by the armpits*
alright, that's enough. you've had your fun, time to go bub
>>60596598
>his country is so shit ppl dont own AC
lmao
>>60596603
where you from la
>>60596617
>His country is so shit ppl need A/C to survive
lmao
>>60596617
i dont have one desu
>>60596645
well you are 1 in 9 million then
>>60596598
Not worth it
Not that many days left of the heat
You can trust me senpai
Orthodox christians >>>>>>> pseudo christian pirates
SLAAAAAAAAY GIIIIRLL SLAAAAY
SAVAGE
>>60596654
better than ur mum who's had 9 million in one
>>60596638
Fantastic post.
>>60596669
runt
>>60596637
minnesota
pretty sure you already asked this
>>60596655
Ill be able to use it next year senpai and the year after that if i dont break it.
>>60596691
oh its this fucking yank
*poos in an envelope*
*writes 32 Wallaby Way, MN, USA on it*
*sends it*
>>60596680
ill lay you out desu
i'm with hildog
I would probably be more motivated to leave 4chan if you knew what age every poster was.
miss that gimmick from a couple of weeks ago where some lad kept saying he was built like a brick shithouse over and over again
giggled quite alot at that 2bh
>>60596669
Bloody good post
>>60596730
because they'd be older than you or younger than you?
>>60596747
younger, though I'm not that old 2bh
>>60596700
Can't stop fucking laughing at this post
>>60596700
You utter melt you need to put a fucking stamp on it
>>60596700
been watching finding nemo haven't you
even /pol/ likes russia LOL
>>60596815
/pol/ is just contrarian
>>60596815
what do you mean even? /pol/ has been russiacucks since 2008
>>60596787
Its mandated by law that you've got to watch it once a year tbqh, we dont get a lot of movies made about us
Y'all'dn't've a clue
just unsub'd from game grumps because I honestly can't remember the last video I watched
>>60596815
>even angsty 14 year olds like russia LOL
Brilliant post as always Mejico
>>60596815
Anyone who's not Russian that likes Russia is a contrarian edgelord, 2bh
>>60596819
i remind them that Russia is saving syria's ass because they were good allies during the cold war and they just respond ""NOOO ASSAD IS A NATIONALIST FASCIST"""
>>60596826
Lucky you
The sequel comes out soon
>>60596860
Are you sure you were on /pol/? Because those two things are seen as a positive thing ther
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9297H_gh98
Interesting video of soldiers doing a special 'Escorting to the Colour' march thing.
>>60596889
i was in /sg/
wha gwan lads
>>60596885
yeah we're not watching it though cause it has lesbians in it and we dont like faggots
accidentally shagged my nextdoor neighbour lads haha
was reet good but I reckon she's crazy
Up and awake
Going to poo on the floor
>>60596826
Kangaroo Jack was the single most disappointing thing to ever happen in my childhood. I was promised a talking kangaroo, and all I got was a fucking kangaroo in a jacket. That said, I'm pretty sure I got the first boner of my life when the blonde girl bathed
>>60596927
Don't talk to me, wog
>>60596895
Are there enough minorities being represented there? Why is it only white males?
>>60596936
haha have fun with that lad
crazy is bad enough when it's a dumb slag off of tinder....your next door neighbour? I'd say you're in for a ride.
>>60596947
kangaroo jack is a fucking horseshit movie 2bh
>>60596927
nottin agwan mi brudda
>>60596936
>shitting where you eat
Just want to thank Australia for this song
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aGuNsiSZ9RI
>>60596953
aha joke's on you lad i'm white
>>60596955
They should be put into diversity training camp.
This is disgusting.
>>60596984
all me
np
>>60596978
>>60596963
she's moving out to a new city atm, thank god
Would be nice to have been able to shag her for a while longer though
me and the lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbGuqmaDgLA
>>60596984
you are a fucking bender
>>60596996
yeah get fucked thats me and my mate shaz
>>60597020
SHAZZZZA
>>60596936
>>60597006
good lad, you're right though having such a convenient fuck buddy is awesome
>>60596978
was at work once and heard a rustling coming from one of the cubicles, then the door opened and out came a bloke wrapping up the last of his fish and chips which he'd been eating while he did a poo.
>>60597012
>Qantas
*projectile vomits*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WSJop5sG2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4QJgFKUQLE#
new jordyn lids
>>60596984
I want to thank Australia for this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7FkDwT5gcY
going for a swim
>>60597033
That's eating where you shit, which is slightly different
>>60597041
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mPjErNRwuoA
Don't forget this one
>>60597014
Rude
>>60597043
>I can swim
sup cracker
>>60597039
>chaser
>>>/reddit/
>>60597041
Literally had to sing that every morning in year six, part of the teachers idea of relaxing everyone and getting us pumped for the rest of the day. She was a real kook, pretty good looking tho
>>60597027
her ex boyfriend was messaging her whilst we were at it, sex was great though tbf and based on how much noise she was making vs how much noise I used to hear her make with her boyfriend (through the wall haha) I was much better
wish she was staying a bit longer though tbf
>nobody has posted this yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
>>60597085
just beat me to it lad
absolute tune
Someone needs to make a Kev version of Brodyquest
I'd do it but I'm on my phone
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ehgnTjVg
thanks UK for this classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXuvdeEC5y8
Love this one
https://youtube.com/watch?v=s1ysoohV_zA
>>60597117
also for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pqC563bX_w
thanks UK for this belter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unRldLdllZ8
>>60597165
Who could forget this rip roaring classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmYi5u9BhtI
quintessentially british classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGM3azJY3yQ
>>60597187
i actually really fucking hate this song
Well done chaps, even your birds are getting hooked on the stuff now
>tfw no chinese wife
a great band tbqh
>>60597172
Thailad pls make a Kev version of this https://youtu.be/ygI-2F8ApUM
>>60597205
>>60597210
good lads, no one wants more elliot rodgers 2bh
http://youtu.be/DYnc3M1zQi0
>>60597210
it's fake
http://www.adweek.com/fishbowlny/batty-post-east-asia-tribune/373023
>>60597235
No matter how many times I see this Easter meme it always makes me chuckle, especially when his face is cropped
>>60597242
>batty post
like our latest vid lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC-EC9YA2_s
>>60597227
not sure it's worth the effort
>>60597258
>>60597281
fucking poof couldn't even turn off his phone while recording
morning lads. fuck off nonce.
ah yes the so called "brexit" mmhmm ah yes very impressive
>>60597281
>782 subscibers
>192k views
Wat?
>Go into town
>See everyone wearing American clothes, glued to their American iphones talking about American celebrities
Why is Britain so lost?
>>60597339
Leaving the EU will fix it
>>60597339
Leave the EU
It will just bring you closer to your true master
getting my daily dose of Sargon and Moylsonynx in lads
>>60597339
this has been happening since 1950 you mong
would you rather paki culture?
*is bright eyed and bushy tailed*
Morning
>>60597339
my phone is corean
do girls poo
>>60597421
Dette er en sexet rov kinder
i hope Russia destroy the US xD
>the US population in 1852 was roughly the same as Australia's today (24 mill)
we got a long way to go if we wanna be a superpower lads. How do we encourage mass european immigration?
>12 hours until the men kick the ball
not long now
There is no way that Muslims are only 4% of our population.
More like 30%, sometimes I'll go to an area and it's 99.9% Muslim.
>>60597472
The US isn't even close to full either
>>60597471
leaving the EU will do this
>>60597378
leaving the EU will help u with this
>>60597207
leaving the Eu will clean this
>>60597472
Just wait till the next World War caused by Germany once again.
We could only support 50-60 million people here anyway I reckon.
>>60597472
We tried in the 50s and 60s with that 10 pound British migration thing, the problem is that a lot end up going back
>>60597472
>24 million
For an island as big as Europe, there's not a whole lot of you. Fucking hell
Uh
Yup
*prays the gay away*
ah, much better
nuke frankston des
>>60597506
>brits going back
>a problem
>>60597472
Get rid of the AUSTRALIAN STYLE POINTS SYSTEM.
It makes it too hard for whites to immigrate.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465144588902.webm
Woo!
Yoohoo!
unelected brussels bureaucrats
>>60597511
Only really habitable place is a thin area along the eastern seaboard tbqh. You can try in some meme city like Perth or Darwin but they're just so fucking terrible
>>60597554
What's the song la?
>>60597554
>mfw i fucking murder you if you ever post this again
>>60597575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIdPhtcQ-Aw
>>60597554
>Got me again
Hate Eddie izzard with a burning passion
this is not a love song
i don't sing my mother's tongue
>>60597532
No it doesn't, it makes it harder for leeches, idiots and people who have nothing to offer to immigrate. Which presumably counts you out.
>tfw finished inbetweeners and the movies
what uk kino do i watch next
>>60597619
t. listen to izzard once
>>60597564
Who is Brussels? We are all Brussels
are thailand girls real??
>>60597629
>Country still full of chinks and lebs
Ah yes
>>60597532
If you're under 30 you can basically walk in and get a 2 year visa
Buying this for the gf's car
morning lads
internet gf is dead to me
>>60597644
its nowhere near as bad as england.
thailad's themesong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_qwUS8Uqjg
>>60597644
Most of the Chinese here are students, education is one of our largest exports. If not they're investors, skilled immigrants, or tourists. The Lebanese are mostly concentrated in Sydney and are primarily from an intake of refugees in the Whitlam years. Outside of Sydney they're quite rare.
>>60597667
:(
>>60597672
wud rek you at ddr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ8q-2Jpt1E
thundering out tonight. it would be comfy if it wasnt for my AC keeping the window open and making the rain noisy
anyway night lads.
>>60597669
t. fat yank who gets his information about other countries from 4chan
>>60597669
Unlike England (and Europe in general) our migrants have mostly assimilated.
>Japanese girl says she likes to cook
>ask her what her favourite dish to cook is
>"I cook japanese food"
ahh yes
>>60597728
*rolls over*
rude
>>60597744
Business idea: banter migrants until they integrate
>>60597728
>fat
wrong
>yank
wrong again
>gets his information about other countries from 4chan
three in a row wew lad
>>60597744
and i doubt you have muslim mayors, shariah protests, and less than 50% aussies in your capitals correct
>>60597770
>capitals
major cities sorry
>>60597760
i already found a flaw, english """""""banter"""""""" is shit
>Still not received my polling card
Ah yes not suspicious at all.
>>60597770
Are Sadiq is a solid lad
>>60597760
some never do
there is greek diaspora in melbourne who refuse to learn english and have been in the country for like 70 years. they're all dying or dead now though tbf
>>60597786
kick any brits off of train boards lately rasheed?
>>60597783
A YANK TALKING ABOUT BANTER
OHOHOHO THATS RICH
>>60597760
It's worked for us thus far, seriously though
Other Anglos often remark on how racist we are because we joke with our immigrants
>>60597803
i'm le not a yank
i'm irish dude
>tfw cold fried rice
>Talking at work about what we're voting for in the referendum
>For every white voting leave there's 10 pakis voting stay
Britain's future will literally be decided by immigrants lads.
>>60597803
see thats what im saying
i knew you would say one of two things
>american """""""banter""""""
or
>foy
the aussie banter is shit here too but at least theyre cheeky cunts irl. ye english are just sad however and dont even realise it
>>60597814
Your flag tells me otherwise
>>60597815
Enjoy your toxic spores
>>60597832
I'M FUCKING IRISH DUDE I'LL POST MY PASSPORT
If we stay, I leave.
>>60597770
>and i doubt you have muslim mayors, shariah protests, and less than 50% aussies in your capitals correct
No, especially not Muslim town councillors that refuse to shake women's hands and chant allahu akbar publically.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cU_qaBOZok
Skip to 3:07
This guy is an elected official in the borough of East London.
>>60597815
hello zhang
>>60597814
t. autistic middle class white american who's insecure about his life and feels a need to suck brit cock on the internet
>>60597844
u wot m8
>>60597814
>>60597847
MUH HERITAGE
>>60597847
Post your birth certificate and then I'll believe you
>>60597861
Eating cold rice is extremely dangerous
>>60597825
they're not immigrants if they are born here though
>>60597865
are brits so autistic they dont know such obvious sarcasm/imitation from a spastic
jesus im disappointed
>>60597856
what percentage nonwhite foreigners do ye have
>>60597886
Don't believe you 2bh. How's it dangerous?
>>60597855
jesus christ
>>60597887
theyre still disgusting foreigners
>>60597886
this its actually the leading cause of ruptured kidneys
>>60597902
see above
>>60597904
england needs to get its shit together
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465144588902.webm
Reminder to vote leave.
>>60597902
"Uncookedricecan contain spores of Bacillus cereus, a bacterium that can cause foodpoisoning. When thericeis cooked, the spores can survive. If the riceis left standing at room temperature, the spores can grow into bacteria."
>>60597912
well they're not foreigners if they're are born in the country though
