We Are All Brussells edition
/balt/ + /ausnz/
crayon pop
who /alt-centrist/ here
vote in
i guess
don't really care
vote leave
Business idea: Give everybody (you)'s thereby ruining the (you) market, snap up plenty of (you)'s while they're going cheap, sell on for a profit.
Uhh
SOVIET UNION
>>60598861
Alt-Classical Liberalist here
>>60598835
Terrible outfits
Business idea: Size extra-medium shirts.
WTF? a Polish girl email scammed me out of my ladies clothing for crossdressing purposes
>>60598861
Alt-neolibertarian socialist reporting in
>at the polls
>vote remain
>look up
>this man is zipping towards you hastily
what do?
if there was a swat team coming after you and you could choose between suicide and X number of years in jail what is the max number of years in jail you would be willing to take over suicide?
I think the max I'd take is 10 years. Any more than that and I don't think I would want to live any more.
How many of you faggots are remaincucks?
>TUMBLR
hahaha
Just dressed up as a Polish girl and stole some dresses off of a blonde autistic lad haha what am I like
>>60598894
>not liking christmas
what are you, a paki?
Yup
Yup
Yep
>>60598992
>>60598984
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ah yes, trying to force uhh yup.
dead?
>>60598865
Benjamin Rothschild detected
>>60599069
Seriously though only two of those was me if I who the others are
Lads, not being funny here
But isn't "uhh yup" a fucking Brony gimmick? Do we really want to stoop to horsefucker shit?
>>60598940
none
>>60599112
That's good, I've seen a few around these parts though
>>60599110
Uhhhhh
>>60599110
I dunno was just copying that vocaroo from thailad tbqh
If it's bronies than that's gross and I need to take a shower
yanks out
>>60599142
Be leaving soon waiting for some fallout dlc to download
Really don't know why I bought it never play this game
>>60599110
Who'll be watching France vs Romania tonight?
>>60599198
Gary Linker
>>60598835
>tfw you make a mistake and don't abort fast enough
yank....more like....wanker hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
>>60599234
Gary linker
Mum just told me to turn down my "rap music"
MUM IT'S GRIME YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>60599249
>>60598824
Honestly, I want your butts out of the EU.
Go blackmail your retarded brothers overseas for special deals.
>>60599277
>Honestly, I want your butts
stopped reading there, yank benders out.
>>60599261
iktf
Gary Linker
>>60599289
Give me your bum thailad
can we all agree that austria and germany are essentially the same country
Lary Ginker
>>60599313
so did Hitler
>>60599304
>>60599328
stop it
>>60599309
But I need it for sitting.
can we all agree that denmark and sweden are essentially the same country
>>60599329
oh there he goes again with the hitler card
>>60599340
yeah
>>60599340
Uhhhhhh .. yep
can we all that the united kingdom and somalia are essentially the same country
>tfw germany keeps taking the piss out of us for not being in the euros
![GaryLineker[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/432zAi2.jpg "GaryLineker[1].jpg")
Gory Lemkin
Uhhhhh
Gary Linker
>>60599340
Nah, most Danes I've met have been safe, most swedes have been weirdly autistic.
>All these old school proper Labour boys want to leave
>Comrade Corbyn wants to stay
Why?
Is he quietly becoming a neoliberal?
>>60599179
RIP yorkshire
>>60599391
He's been bullied into it, he wants to Leave at heart
>neoliberal
nice buzzword
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>60599391
Maybe he believes the memes about how Britain will drift off into space and collide with the moon without the EU
makes u think
>>60599425
who /goodboy/ here
none of you LOL
alri thailad
>>60599391
He wants us to leave but he's been kinda coerced into remain simply not to make any more enemies in the party.
I think with Corbyn you have to understand that the man is genuinely quite stupid and just takes on general hard-left political positions without putting much thought into it
alri
getting my daily dose of dipshits and yanks wank on about politics as if theyre filling some social obligation
look at this fucking dog
>>60599425
The Danish seem like smart lads, they seem to opt out of a lot of the same stupid shirt as we do
>>60599484
*looks*
*at the dinner table with /brit/ sitting silent as they go on about politics*
*rip off table cloth and upturn table*
I WANT MY GIMM GIMMS AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>60599487
less jews if i was being honest with you
got a nice layer of sweat between my t-shirt and skin
>>60599590
England has a lot of Jews tho? Also,
>being unironically anti-Semitic in 2016
>>>/pol/
>>60599614
>being unironically anti-Semitic in 2016
I M M I G R A N T
F A M I L Y
>>60599614
Denmark has less Jews you numbskull
(I assume anyway)
I'm anti-zionist not anti-semitic
>>60599614
THE CURRENT YEAR
Vote Leave! The EU was a mistake.
>>60599656
Germany was a mistake, stop ruining Europe.
>>60599648
what a monumental idiot that thing is.
farage didn't fucking immigrate.
Kurds are closing in on Manbij lads
get my motorbike back tomorrow lads VRMmm VRMMMMM ;)
>>60599681
Man, I need a BiJ haha
>>60599720
*revs microwave*
I'll race ya cunt.
>>60599681
reckon they should have their own state 2bh
>>60598865
Fuck (You), I hate having false (You)s when I ctrl F
![David_mitchell[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e7sbFzg.jpg "David_mitchell[1].jpg")
https://twitter.com/NonjobSeven/status/741031489199083521
Offering now: AAA tranche of (You) CDOs, pays out on tuesday and thursday
>>60599677
But he has an
>immigrant
>family
Just published my new novel. Check it out.
sipping some tea
is this what it feels like to be british?
>>60599812
Dat filename
>>60599812
seminal author 2bh
>>60599744
Same 2bh, I'd be quite surprised if they don't end up with one in Northern Syria by the end of the war, they're basically the only force the Americans can kinda trust atm
Gotta love a good filename.
Anyone got some good ones?
>>60599848
Are you also watching Jezza?
>>60599871
/tg/ is very good at filename wit
>>60599871
ye
All-time favourite filename.
>>60599867
my sides
does this stuff actually make money?
>>60599952
they're only 10-20 pages each
only need to sell a handful to make back your time investment
>It's a "guests argue among themselves while Jeremy watches with a disgusted expression" episode
Ah yes very good
>tfw swapped my iPhone for an android and now all my emojis are gone
Lads if the site goes down use the archive to ghost post if you want to continue posting.
Will take you to the latest /brit/ thread.
http://thailad.zz.mu/ghost
This bloke just proposed to his gf on Jezza.
Classy.
oh no my potatoes
>>60599261
>grime
>grime
>Canada’s Supreme Court has acquitted a British Columbia man of bestiality charges as under the country’s laws a sexual act with an animal can be found unlawful only in the case of it involving penetration.
>DLW is serving a 16-year prison sentence and the bestiality conviction was brought before the court on appeal. According to the materials in the case, DLW used peanut butter to make the dog lick the genitals of his victims while he filmed the act. He tried to force the dog to have intercourse with the stepdaughters, but didn’t succeed.
Ohhhhhh caaanadaaaaaa
hooked up with my barista qt in the back of an uber and therein received a poor rating from the uber driver haha nah jk maybe though i haven't checked
remember to like, comment, and subs-what was that?
TBC
>>60600159
>tfw 5 star uber rating
getting my daily dose of ceedling and sarkeesian
>>60600057
not ever clicking this virus website again
>kpop
>A 19 year old Swedish man was found guilty of manslaughter today after having defended himself from an armed robber.
>The groundbreaking sentence determines that deadly force, neither intentional nor unintentional, for the purpose of self-defense is effectively illegal in Sweden.
>In December of 2015, the then 18 year old Swedish man was approached by two Iraqi robbers in the heavily immigrant area of Rinkeby in Stockholm.
>One of the robbers pointed a gun to the head of the victim while his companion yelled "Shoot him! Shoot him!".
>The Swedish man brought forth a knife and pointed it to the chest of the gun-wielding Iraqi.
>The Iraqi robber did not discontinue the robbery but instead continued walking towards the man while holding the gun towards his head.
>The Swedish man continued holding the knife towards the Iraqi's heart in a stalwart position until the Iraqi man walks in to the knife, piercing him immediately in the heart.
>The Iraqi robber later died of the injuries he sustained.
>While the court admits that the Swedish man acted in legitimate self-defense in a tumultuous situation and that he did not actively stab the robber, the court argues that "Before the robber brought forth the knife, the victim had the opportunity to call for help. He could also have run from the grip of the two robbers or could at least have attempted to do it."
>The court further argued that "Given the circumstances, we find that the victim of the robbery could have, in any possible scenario when the gun was brought forth, used the knife in a less devastating manner for the robber, than to point it at vital organs – especially when the robber was moving his body towards the victim."
>"It is obviously indefensible to use deadly force in the present situation, even though the victim was in a legitimate position of shielding himself from the robber."
need a (You) lads
So, do any of you robots have a good job and/or go to uni?
>>60600210
Fairly sure desustorage is clean m8
>>60600213
Source? That's absurd
>>60600234
I would gladly plough ur jewish boipussi
>>60600213
>just run from a man with a gun
Oh Sweden
>>60600213
that's the law in England too
>>60600264
ty i feel better now
>>60600213
>The Swedish man continued holding the knife towards the Iraqi's heart in a stalwart position until the Iraqi man walks in to the knife, piercing him immediately in the heart.
lmao
>>60600213
Ah no, not very good at all
>>60600212
what the fuck are you doing?
>Tfw self-defense is actually legal here
>>60600213
sweden is genuinely a country i have zero interest in visiting
>Tfw results based job instead of task based job.
Confronted by alarmed shareholders, Target's CEO refused to change course with his transgender policy. Cornell told the annual meeting of investors that the company intend to stick with the transgender policy and he even insisted there has been no financial repercussions, despite a $10 billion Wall Street loss in the months since the policy was announced.
Cornell was pressed about the financial impact of the policy by investors, including Justin Danhof, the director of the National Center Free Enterprise Project.
>“Target’s shareholder meeting was appalling from beginning to end,” Danhof said in a press release after the meeting. "Liberal corporate leaders such as Cornell throw around the words ‘diversity’ and ‘inclusion’ so much they are starting to lose their meaning. In addition to my question, two other shareholders also expressed concern over the company’s offensive bathroom policy. Cornell just kept repeating the same vacuous lines about diversity and inclusion. He doesn’t seem to get that he has offended the sensibilities of millions of Americans."
The CEO declined to answer questions over the pro-transgender policy posed by other investors.
Cornell was also asked if the company had conducted a cost-benefit analysis of the pro-transgender policy before issuing it. The CEO didn’t answer this question either.
Cornell insisted Target has suffered no negative financial impact due to the much hated bathroom policy. He claimed Target has seen “zero, ZERO, negative financial implications from their policy,” Danhoff said.
SSssssSSSiiiIIIIIPPPppp
>got a summer cold
reee
play it again... Pep....
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT dbRAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT
DArrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooTTTTTTTTTTTTT SKAAAAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scWpXEYZEGk
>white wife
>black husband
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K-NRFWq9hU
the brothers behind BoC are so talented desu
>>60600254
http://www.svt.se/nyheter/lokalt/stockholm/tva-ars-fangelse-for-drap-i-rinkeby
What'll it be lads?
>>60600337
>prepared to lose $10bn over 0.0005% of the population
Fucking lefties
>>60600414
your finest tap water boss
>>60600414
>stumble with words because awkward
>bartender gives me a glass of water with my beer
>PLEASE drink this....
absolute CUNT
Having a morning poo at work
Have earn £7 on this poo so far.
>>60600430
Armitage Shanks vintage 1996 coming up
>>60600376
getting real tired of your shit
Not another morning
Knobhead employee been in the toilet for almost an hour now
When he comes out he's getting sacked
Anyone else squeeze the pores on their penis?
>>60600414
The hotel/hostel thing I stayed in in Copenhagen sold cartons of milk at the bar haha
I work as a waiter at an independent living facility.
>CIA pose constantly when talking to residents and coworkers
>"Give me your order, I'll send it in."
>Residents have unironically called me a big guy before (I'm 6'1 90kg, tallest and biggest guy at my work)
>Have to control the urge to laugh when they do
>I always say "Of course!" Never sure, or absolutely, or something similar.
>residents sometimes complain that portions are too big.
>"That's a big plate, anon."
>for you
>one day I have to cook
>head chef asks if I've started the stove
>"Yes. The fire rises."
>"You're a funny guy, anon."
>for you
>New residents move in frequently
>recently one resident moves in and is always wearing an oxygen mask
>When they first moved in I said, "Tell me about Mrs. [redacted], why does she wear the mask?"
I have more but I can't think of them right now.
waiting for the postman to arrive with my package
reeeee
>>60600473
what's your story then, expat or a eva carneiro type?
>>60600469
lets talk it through
Best pomade?
>>60600503
Is it my xbox?
>>60600504
Gibraltarian. With 2 Gibraltarian parents.
>>60600499
Nice you can copy pasta from /tv/
Well done
>>60600507
I'd rather you fuck off you annoying pleb
>>60600497
like this?
>>60600515
B A X T E R
>>60600530
spaniard surname or...?
is english your first language or spanish?
what colour are your hair and eyes?
>>60600546
Yeah but bigger, like you'd buy for yourself for like a week at home
You're the train that crashed my heart. lads.
if there's one thing i hate more than the bankers it's the malignant cancer that's slowly killing me
>>60600571
>for like a week
maybe for you
>>60600590
socialism?
Phones on 6% lads
CBA getting up to charge it
wish brit and the other generals didnt exist or existed on a different board 2bhwy lads
Slept in a bit too late, missed the exam because it's such a fucking distance between me and the college. I can't sit it now. A Levels are fucked.
Might end it now, it's for the best
>>60600564
Just read my diary if you are that interested in my life
I have a British surname
>>60600612
resit it
only thing worse than the tories is the idea of having to live my life with the memory of crashing into and killing a family of 6
why did they have to have baby tukoo in the car, lads? why?
>>60600612
>college
>>60600604
What board la?
really makes u think
>>60600597
I take milk with my tea and so does the misses
oi
>>60600625
how can I REsit it when I never sat it?
>>60600662
well then register for the fall exam
never give up
cat is getting underfoot
on a brendan fraser filmbinge this morning lads
>I drink black tea made from monkey shit
>I add milk and sugar in my tea
Savages
>>60600683
Sounds like you lead an exciting life
just marathoned the final episode of peaky blinders
made up for a messy season methinks
>/brit/s put milk and sugar in their TEA
>also they're about to have an influx of Turkish immigrants
AhahAHAHhaAHAHhahAHAHhaAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>60600683
i'll be honest, i had no idea who this person was before /tv/ started memeing him
can't even name a single bit of kino he did
>>60600712
thanks
>>60600545
that was rude
apologise to me, please
Drinking coffee with milk, lads.
>BROWN TURKS AND MILKY TEA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
what am I doing with my life
>tea
>>60600732
can't stand you and actually hope you fuck off
doing a major existential crisis right now
>>60600752
britposting
Need to dry and straighten my hair but it's so damn hot
whats with all the fucking gooks
coffee without milk is not the same as coffee without cream
discuss
![1464969151065[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Y927CAR.jpg "1464969151065[1].jpg")
@60600728
not surprising looking at the state of you
OI
>>60600728
George of the Jungle (Weisman, 97) and The Mummy (Sommers, 99) are good places to start with his filmography
doing a sad
>>60600728
Ummmm George of the Jungle???
>CLINTON OR TRUMP
to wank or not to wank - that is the question.
>>60600829
i know right, the choice has never been this easy
>>60600725
>>60600748
tfw my home will remain white
>>60600829
status quo stability- Clinton
fucking banter- Trump
>>60600777
>>60600732
/brit/ IS THAI POP ONLY
http://youtu.be/vXZ0QSJkHMPg
>when a non-Brit uses British slang
>>60600810
When I'm out of milk I add some ice cream in my coffee.
>>60600777
i dont understand what's happened to you bruv
we were best friends just a month ago and now youre cursing me out in front of the lads
>>60600854
need yingluck to crush my ballsack
Why is it that when I use Spotify on my tablet it's just like the desktop version, yet when I use it on my phone, I can only listen to a couple of songs on shuffle and can't select which song I want
![w640_7593091_venables[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ywulfYx.jpg "w640_7593091_venables[1].jpg")
>>60600852
>mfw spain adsorb you and you become brown
>>60600853
>status quo stability
wew lad
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2hlr3u/escortscall_girlsnight_walkers_etc_what_was_the/cktygfe?context=3
>>60600854
>fukd the link
wahey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQfOKM9cmMg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ0QSJkHMPg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrHBuaQhrNQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtXHO3Jt7es
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHPmOTXZLKo
>>60600855
>when a non-brit immigrates to Britain
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>60600861
I don't associate myself with grime loving benders thank you
Just put volumising oil in my hair
tfw you have a good idea for a post but you have to wait for a better time of day to post it for maximum (You)
>streaming music
Any born and bred yank that is not voting for Trump is a psychopath.
hello yes 1 turk please
>doing things
>>60600892
>horrible language
>high chance the singer is a man
no thank you
>>60600643
like an /intg/ board
>existing
Fact: Turks Are The Most Powerful Race on Earth
>drive home from work
>100 km/h speed limit on the road
>car with British plate in front of me (some Opel-knockoff with the Sphinx as an emblem)
>he's driving only 60 km/h
>speed up and drive past him
>lower window and yell at him
>"the speed limit is 100 KILOMETERS per hour and not 100 MILES you fucking snail"
>gives me a clueless look
I thought you barbarians adopted the metric system already.
>>60600941
HEY, there's only 2 (afaik) ladyboys in all of those videos.
>>60600916
I just get all me yous on a credit card and pay them off later. Thank you, 4chan Gold
you need to be braindead to vote for a reality show host as your president
>>60600892
>listens to pop music
faggot
>>60600977
Fuck you, I can't wait for PM Kyle
>>60600966
Gallipoli really did a number on you, didn't it?
>>60600977
Reagan was in Cowboy movies and America prospered greatly from his presidency
inb4
>dude like..... Reagan... sucked man
>HURR DURR EVERYONE I LIVE IN THAILAND PAY ATTENTION TO ME
fuck off my man
>>60600910
oi
i can take all the vile names youve called me this far, but do not call me a bender again
cus im not
>>60600993
Excellent post
>>60600989
Merkel really did a number on you, didn't she?
Jeremy Kyle once tried to roger me in a tesco toilet
>>60600984
WHY DIDN'T YA PUT SOMETHING ON THE END OF IT
>>60601002
tbf, a Dane, a Dutchie, an Austrian and an Israeli all do this too
>>60601002
how dear you
Drinking is actually pretty disgusting, gonna stay in and smoke yarns me thinks, get up in the morning and train
Sticky Fingers is a shit fucking band too
>>60601005
i'm done speaking with you
