Back in business edition
maisie
wha' g'wan lads?
you are literally an underage brat if you dont have a pass
>>60578154
waisman
dont go to the yank thread
me and the gf
>>60578132
That's not zero hours
>when the yank gets btfo
Scotland is degenerate
need a scarlett from the chase gf
Kyary
Big penis here lads
considering volunteer work for Israel to get a path to the IDF
fed up with life and the way thing are going
>>60578132
Was that zero hours? Because I'm not seeing the trouble you're having with the "zero" part.
>>60578194
pics
>>60578173
chebs
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b
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>>60578173
chebs
>open windows
>get tons of moskitos fucking shits
>window closed
>slowly cook in the heat
fuck this gay summer
Just fabricated this video on the EU lads
I'm sure you would be happy to hear my opinion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eqEbfoE5DY
literally me lads haha
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=15a_1465215619
>>60578189
Good lad
http://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/678508/The-Chase-Scarlett-Beauty-The-Beast-Bradley-Walsh
Blimey lads, apparently there was a shooting in the middle east! Fucking hell, that sort of thing never happens over there.
>>60578165
LMAO I'm 26 and have a job thus I only spend about an hour a day in this shithole
>he PAYS to shitpost
>he spends enough time here to justify that
hang yourself. nothing screams failure harder than buying a 4chan pass.
listening to anime music lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YNViujuP4Y
>>60578253
>>60578198
just move and go be a paki over there instead of in the US
>>60578183
top notch post
>>60578242
>Breaking News: cute grill on the chase
fucking hell
>>60578242
fuck off only i am allowed her
>you literally have to slave yourself as an intern if you want to be more than some fucking peon grunt in the future
this is the world we live in. fucking hell, serfdom was better
who /cone/ here?
>>60578189
>>60578242
bradley! calm down
I like that redhead girl from that quiz show that's on at like 4pm on BBC1? Hosted by the guy who used to be on rogue traders.
Sorry, just briefly seen it in the kitchen at work, I'm not enough of a loser to be watching TV at 4pm, or at all for that matter
>>60578252
better be getting ready for bed wagie
>>60578289
not here you don't, most our internships are paid
>>60578261
Shit taste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-eH85zloa4
are the memes about british women true? Are they all fat and ugly slags?
Have been thinking of window tinting the car? My main reason is If do have expensive ice hockey gear in the car and I do leave the hockey sticks in the car. What I worry about is some one well think my sticks are the 400 euro stick[s] you can buy and well break into the car
>>60578278
>>60578282
This debate is just embarrassing. The remain campaign are just ignoring any questions and repeating the same thing.
>>60578332
>Have been thinking of window tinting the car?
not personally no
gonna watch the chase on catch up
>>60578330
Yes
>>60578208
I am confused as to why any company would use zero hours when it seems retarded to me.
If a worker is not obliged to work the shift he is rota'd in for and doesn't show up, it starts a mad frantic chain where the company has to ring up a bunch of people going "can you come in" to find someone to cover that shift.
Instead of that you can put everyone on standard 40 hour a week contracts and now they HAVE to show up unless they're sick. Making scheduling staffing levels much much easier.
I am head of operations at this new company so it's literally in my power to do this.
>>60578332
Gimme an opener lads
who is oswald mosley
>Americans are allowed to go to Cuba now
FUCK OFF that's our place
stop appropriating our culture, you have Mexico
>>60578330
yes
are all the memes about brazilian women true? Are they all men?
>>60578330
nah
>>60578318
>diebuster
>by any realm of imagination "good"
L
M
A
O
>>60578330
yeah. The men too
LITERALLY me walking to work every morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
any tights lads in?
>>60578332
this looks like pasta
>>60578330
yes
>>60578231
>>60578173
absolutely stunning chebs
>>60578368
>>60578340
My bad. Gimme an opener lads
>>60578332
kevposting
>>60578346
u wot m7
>>60578374
the guy who shot abraham lincoln
>>60578397
>This is considered ''very attractive''
Wow what a pathetic and frankly vain excuse of an article
>>60578154
niggers out
>>60578366
>If a worker is not obliged to work the shift he is rota'd in for and doesn't show up, it starts a mad frantic chain where the company has to ring up a bunch of people going "can you come in" to find someone to cover that shift.
>Instead of that you can put everyone on standard 40 hour a week contracts and now they HAVE to show up unless they're sick. Making scheduling staffing levels much much easier
That also makes it difficult to sack people, since their contract gives them rights. Zero hours means you don't sack anyone, you just stop giving them shifts and they quit when they start going broke.
>I am head of operations at this new company so it's literally in my power to do this.
That worries me since you seem to struggle with simple concepts like zero hours contracts.
>>60578397
>There are 200k refugees
I didn't even know it was that many. They can definitely fuck off now then
>>60578412
Ugly
>>60578412
"sort your hair out, you look like a 40 year old mum"
>>60578437
absolute madman
>>60578397
what's the immigrant/non-white British population?
what is the immigrant population in major cities I.E. where all decisions of significance are made for the county?
might start speaking dutch with a flemish accent to foreigners to trick them thinking i'm speaking french
>>60578436
well, in britain it is
>>60578412
ask her if she can open beer bottles with her front teeth
What is the pro-EU cuck equivalent of Angus MacHaggis?
>>60578365
>>60578378
>>60578388
>>60578396
Rasheed.
>>60578401
>>60578412
do you own any sex toys? i'll let you stick the biggest up my arse while i wear your skirts
>>60578412
My dick is like your top, wide and blue veins all over
>>60578482
"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Rupert Humphreys
A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted remain. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by 27 other countries. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote leave. Why you ask?
I entered the polling booth, was about to tick leave. Then I looked at the remain option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be an independent country. Angry that some people would even consider voting remain.
I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting remain, the larger the erection grew. I imagined £350 million a week being transported to Brussels and it grew yet more. I imagined unelected EU bureaucrats deciding British fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.
I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted remain. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.
Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.
My name is Rupert Humphreys. I am British-European; I am a cuckold.
why are trains so expensive here
trying to get a 1 hour 30 train and its literally £70 for a return
>>60578497
>>60578518
The jews
>>60578441
>That also makes it difficult to sack people
Probation + "gross misconduct" means it's incredibly easy to sack anyone.
If you're on your probation you can be sacked for any reason whatsoever. If you are a permanent employee but do something that the company decides to call "gross misconduct" you're also instantly gone.
>>60578518
privatisation
>>60578518
the government doesn't subsidise them
>>60578123
Wow crayon pop not even mentioned in that pic. Bad fucking summary of /brit/.
How could you miss the most important point?
>>60578518
blame thatcher
>>60578330
No, it's literally only pakis who say this
Is tweed still fashionable?
>>60578513
>I am British-European
Strong post
>>60578531
>>60578550
most companies have pretty clear rules about what equals 'gross misconduct' which are set out in your contract
if all british women are ugly then explain cara
>>60578518
unless people stop using trains the prices will never go down
every fucking train I am on is over crowded don't think I've even sat down on a train for over a year
>>60578518
The Bloody Tories
>>60578604
Super ugly
>mum's cauliflower cheese
>>60578550
Yeah, who cares about employment tribunals or shit. Just make up a rule and then enforce it without discretion or consideration of employment rights. I'm sure nothing could go wrong.
If it was that easy, don't you think everyone would be doing it already?
can't stop wanking over Valentina Nappi lads
>Is tweed still fashionable?
>>60578518
>giving money to the railroad jew
>>60578578
Why the fuck would Syrians go to pakistan.
>>60578578
enjoying how much your factual pictures will upset the mongs lad, keep them coming
>>60578604
nothing to explain
all is as expected
>>60578604
>Delevingne
Sounds like a bleeding Frog desu
>out of food
MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>60578578
>>60578590
>pretty clear rules
You mean incredibly vague catch all rules?
t. have been a manager for 5 years and sacked many people and have also been sacked for gross misconduct myself in the past.
>>60578604
she's the queen
the queen of brit women
ugliest than them all
>>60578617
this sounds like some kind of really disgusting innuendo
>>60578624
DELETE
>>60578604
she's a man
>>60578587
>>60578518
travel off-peak you dunce
>>60578578
why don't they go to the Arab states
>>60578587
>>60578632
I presume that it just means 'Refugees' not explicitly Syrians
There are a lot of Afghan refugees. A lot in Sweden too
>type out long, extremely banterous post
>guaranteed to get at least 3 you's
>"connection failed"
why do you do this to me....
>>60578604
>>60578635
you're the mong here if you think "refugees" are why people are upset
>>60578670
I need to travel to attend 1 avent
>>60578687
i sure hope you use the quick reply function
>>60578252
I spend about 6+ hours a day here, no pass.
>>60578621
>Thinking people actually bring things to a tribunal.
Good luck EVER getting hired EVER again if you state your reason for leaving your last job was "took my employer to court".
I've sacked numerous people in the past and no one even challenges it with HR let alone a fucking tribunal.
wew lads
just spoke to my 17 year old sister on skype and she was in her underwear
>>60578683
Isn't the number of taliban something like a few hundred? Living in a post-soviet mountain shithole doesn't make you a refugee.
>>60578738
you gonna give us her skype or what then
>This Tory Cabinet Minister in the ITV EU debate
>Arguing that immigration doesn't cut wages at all
All the Tories saying that immigration isn't so bad after all are fucked when it comes to the next election.
>>60578663
listening to some normie trance and enjoying it very much
>Trying to watch some kpop
>See this
Why is this allowed?
>>60578750
of course nobody actually means literally bursting at the seams
you bellend
>>60578750
>they literally want to destroy beautiful countryside to house all these fucking pakis
listening to the tessela RA podcast
>>60578626
Is it not?
>>60578734
what reasons have you saccked poeple
>>60578750
coruscant when
>>60578749
How the fuck would I know m8?
>>60578750
Your bed probably occupies less than 2% of your house but I bet you aren't inviting homeless people for a sleepover
>>60578703
>girls look a million dollars 24/7
virgin detected
>>60578766
>my OC
good lad
>>60578734
You've been sacked for gross negligence and you seem to be doing alright.
>i'm such a great manager, I'm going to change everyone's contracts then sack them when I'm bored and there's NOTHING they can do about it
>but before that I'm doing to brag about how much of a sociopath I am on 4chan and attach pictures of Patrick Bateman to them
fucks sake lads, got new neighbours, hadn't really crossed paths with them til this evening. was outside barbequing, had had a few drinks, was talking to the meat, looked up and the bird from next door was the other side of the fence, right in front of me, 2 feet away looking at me weirdly. cos i was talking to meat probably.
>>60578750
this
pave the greenbelt
bulldoze the rolling green hills
built more council homes and sheds to shove wogs into
turn the UK into the Kowloon walled city
>>60578779
That music video sounds gay as fuck
>>60578814
Stealing things, poor performance, too many sick days, being aggressive.
>>60578712
>avent
>>60578779
The jews who run youtube are desperate for us to stay in the EU
>>60578817
why does she need hours of make up and intensive photoshopping to look remotely attractive
she just a natural munter m8 you can't argue with that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWA8iH_emEk
>TV License
Bruvs...
>>60578907
most of Europe has it
>>60578849
>meat
what
Watching the ITV EU debate lads?
The moderator is shite. Literally allowing the Remain people to interrupt and have brief speeches in the final speeches.
>>60578830
fuck off i made that
>>60578830
>pretending to be me
>>60578779
that's what you get for being a bender who likes gay music designed for prepubescent korean girls. seems fair to me desu
>>60578779
>not having ad block
>>60578885
I'm not a fan of her either but she's objectively pretty good looking.
eu referendum? more like eu neverendum
>>60578830
>Implying that I didn't
Learned that I'm pretty good at flirting recently lads. Interesting development.
How does it feel to have your country and its culture overshadowed by its own colony?
>>60578859
It;s great tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkFFGVfquFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybEs3j_MmrA
pham, don't >> (me)
if you're gonna post shit, don't >> (me)
fall back a likkle bit, don't >> (me)
i'm not having it, don't >> (me)
you will get jannied quick, don't >> (me)
with your fedora pic, don't >> (me)
delet all that shit, don't >> (me)
have to tell these pricks, don't >> (me)
>>60578950
>Ignoring the posts that are BTFOing you 360 degrees
>>60579002
New Zealand isn't that popular desu
/nasheed/
@60579013
>>60578950
REALLY
What's that song called where it's like
Allllllll my life I've been I've been waiting for someone like yooou yeah
>>60578173
I've been looking for this image for AT LEAST a year. Never thought I would see it again.
>>60578924
chicken breasts lad. i had four chicken breasts on the barbeque, and was going 'oh you look fucked, let's move you up here. not you though, you're a bit raw so you can go over here. whoa, easy lad, don't want you to burn, we'll pop you up here'. look up and there she is in front of me. feel like a right bellend.
>>60579004
That's it roach. Save me the effort of typing out the name by doing exactly what I wanted you to do and post it for me. Have an extra ration of slops from the trough
>>60579008
I'm still not convinced that Carl Lewis wasn't taking performance enhancers
@60578950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jxMZRK3ufY
>>60579063
google those exact lyrics and it will tell you
>>60579058
MAKES
the remain side on itv legitimately needs to die
i would happily sit in prison knowing i improved the world substantially
>>60578663
>>60578173
BLIMEY
might have to do some meme volunteering to secure a place on the merchant navy
Assad turning peaceful protest into massive sectarian violence has zero connection of course.
also
>we
>>60579031
he's a freshman mong and posts this stuff all day to prove his loyalty to the establishment
>>60579058
>>60578950
>Because we're the ones that keep destroying their homes
>that
It's ''who'', fucking illiterate leftie rasheed
new zealand? more like poo peeland
Going here for a few days in July lads - Fucking mint Cornwall
>>60579002
I'm actually quite cool with Australians
>>60579083
That's what you get for being a complete autist
>>60578786
>>60578801
>>60578815
>>60578816
>>60578850
why over exaggerate idiots, I liked the Star Wars post tho, was funny
alright lads got this tinder date tonight going to a fancy bar
does my outfit look ok?
>>60579100
YOU
>Upgrade to windows 10
>Sound wont work
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I feel tainted
>>60579111
You'll never guess what
He isn't even a fresher
He's a second year
And a virgin
>>60579158
>>60579083
chicken technically isn't classed as meat
it's poultry
>>60579141
>not posting ''going to tresco in a few days you lads want anything''
shame
>>60579168
THINK
>>60579155
yeah fair enough. an autist who had a good dinner though.
fugggg
if i buy something for my day for fathers day will he get it by sunday? what place does next day delivery for saturday?
>>60579201
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>60579072
Hope you saved it then lad
how could man with uni degree
be operating machines at jjb
>>60579158
Care to address this >>60578816
Seeing as you need more land than just houses
You utter mong
>>60579224
hue hue
>>60579177
that's what you get for believing in memes
>>60579199
*unsheaths katana*
>>60579271
Better than
>>60578173
>>60579271
*buys you a 99p cone*
*takes a single lick of it*
*hands you it*
here you go :)))
>>60579224
I ordered a mouse of Amazon and it arrived in less than 10 hours if you pay a bit extra
>>60579177
>Windows 10 is working fine
>Suddenly all apps stop working
>Just says "The app didn't start"
>App store and Mail app doesn't work either
Why? reeeeeeeeeee
the outside normies are having a bbq (barbecue) and it smells nice
this debate is embarrassing
>>60579271
that'll be £2.49 please m8
>>60579271
>a 99 now costs £2.50
fuck off
american bf just sent me this
>>60579352
that's pretty good desu, they were £20.34 before
>>60579352
Dave's Britain
>>60578518
>>60578567
wrong, blame John Major
fucking hate that cunt, deserves to be hated in the same vein as Thatcher. Sly cunt.
saw the girl i like finally in a pair of tight jeans and shes got a banging arse
>It's a someone is screaming in pain and falls down only for someone else to end up bleeding everywhere and collapse in a heap episode (of House)
>housemate used my spread and got shit loads of breadcrumbs in it
the fucking audacity of some people
she dies tonight
extremely important poll lads
http://www.strawpoll.me/10441827
http://www.strawpoll.me/10441827
http://www.strawpoll.me/10441827
>>60579373
LITTLE
Lads the weather, waaheey?
Does anyone else ever get a boner when talking to hot/ attractive girls irl?
Happened today, was weird and I had to try and hide it.
Not on lads
>>60579392
he was just finishing the job thatcher started
>>60579330
Go outside, kick their barbecue over, give them your loudest REEEEEEEEEEE then go back inside
>>60579199
NOW
IM MOTIVATED
going to chuck a few runts on the barbie
>>60579373
Wish my dick was that big desu
>>60579429
Are you literally 15? Happened to me a lot back then
>>60579429
are you that lad that complains about it being warm out cos it means you get a stiffy walking to work cos you keep seeing birds in skirts?
>apps
What did windows 10 mean by this.
>>60579002
I love Canada.
>>60579376
having a think about this post
>>60579524
Thought that was a fleshlight in the thumbnail
>>60579490
Not but I am a total sperg with girls if that makes it more likely
>>60579496
hahaha no but that is funny
whos watching this debate
hate scottish mps desu
>>60579524
>The internetz ruined me XDDDDDD
>>60579216
I've had bbq for the last three days straight
>>60579533
share any conclusions with me please
>>60579429
Only doing a hug
unelected brussels bureaucrats
>>60579563
>last three days straight
we make them press the [report] button
